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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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[ Whirring ]
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Dude, these little remote-
control cars are kick-ass.
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Sweet.
I made mine go off the jump.
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Dude, my car sucks.
I got to get a new one.
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Hey, who are those kids?
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♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪
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♪ You got nothing on me ♪
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Yeah!
How do you like that, y'all?
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Let's bring it to these losers.
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Aw, yeah!
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What you got, huh?
You got nothing!
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- ♪ Let's see you ♪
- Damn!
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You just got served.
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- All right.
- Yeah!
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Aw, man.
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- Oh!
- He got you, too.
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Now, that kid is getting served.
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Uh-huh.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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- ♪ You got nothing on me ♪
- Oh, man. Look at them.
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They know they can't trip
to that.
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Yeah.
We're out of here.
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- That was smokin'.
- They didn't do nothing.
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Sorry, y'all, but try not
to let it sting too bad.
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- [ Laughs ]
- You got served.
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- [ Laughs ] Yeah.
- Come on.
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- They had nothing!
- Let's go, y'all!
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Come on, y'all.
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What the hell just happened?
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Oh, hello, there, children.
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Chef, we just got served.
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- [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- Oh, boy.
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Well, come on inside, children.
I'll make you some cocoa.
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Have a seat, children.
Just try to relax and breathe.
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- Are you all okay?
- Yeah.
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All right.
Now, where did you get served?
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Over at the True-Value
parking lot.
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It was just these kids
we never saw before showed up,
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and they were, like,
really good dancers,
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and we don't really understand
what it means, but I guess --
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Okay, okay.
Relax, children.
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Relax.
It's all over now.
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Just try to calm down
and sit tight.
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I'm gonna call your parents
and let them know you're okay.
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[ Telephone rings ]
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Mrs. Marsh.
Hi. It's Chef.
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Yeah, I'm good.
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Listen, Stan and his friends
just got served.
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Yeah. Yeah.
Over at the True-Value.
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No, no. He's fine.
They're all fine.
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Yeah. It was some kids
from out of town.
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Apparently they were
pretty good dancers.
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They really let 'em have it.
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Here, Stanley.
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I made your favorite
potato dish.
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I want you to feel better, okay?
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What's the matter with him?
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Oh, Stan got served
at school today.
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You got served?
By who?
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Some kids from Orange County.
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Let's not make a big deal
out of it.
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So w-- So what'd you do?
Did you dance back?
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No.
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What, you got served and
just stood there and took it?
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- That was the right thing to do.
- No. That's crap, Sharon.
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Stanley, when somebody
challenges you to dance,
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you have to dance back at them,
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or else they'll think
you're weak.
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But, Dad, I don't know
how to dance or nothing.
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Then it's about time
you learned.
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Put on
some loose-fitting clothes
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and meet me in the garage.
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- But, Dad --
- Now!
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All right, son. Dancing
is all about a frame of mind.
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Now, I'm not telling you
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to go around challenging
other kids to dance,
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but when they challenge you,
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you just look 'em straight
in the eye and give 'em this.
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♪ Don't tell my heart ♪
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♪ My achy breaky heart ♪
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♪ I just don't think
he'd understand ♪
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Come on, Stan.
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♪ And if you tell my heart ♪
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♪ My achy breaky heart ♪
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♪ He might blow up
and kill this man ♪
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Six, seven, eight.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Dude, that is a sweet R.C. car.
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Yeah.
Let's go race it right now.
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Well, what we got here?
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It's the white boys
that got served yesterday.
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[ Laughter ]
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You want a little more,
homeboys?
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We're not interested, thanks.
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You're not interested?
Not interested in this?
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♪ You can't step to my group,
so don't try it ♪
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♪ You can't burn with my pipe,
so don't light it ♪
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♪ I'm on the O.C. crew,
and I'm better than you ♪
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- ♪ You like to suck my balls ♪
- Oh, Lord! Look at those moves!
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Ooh, they are dishing it out!
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Oh, man!
They are getting served!
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Ooh, it's getting hot out here.
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Have mercy!
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[ Music continues,
crowd shouting
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MAN:
Getting served!
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[ Click, music stops ]
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♪ Don't tell my heart ♪
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♪ My achy breaky heart ♪
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♪ I just don't think
he'd understand ♪
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[ Crowd shouting ]
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- Oh!
- Oh, Lord!
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- Yes!
- ♪ He might blow up... ♪
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Yeah!
Go, Stan!
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Oh, no!
No! Stop, Stan!
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You don't know
what you're doing!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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All right, Stan!
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Ha!
You just got F'd in the "A."
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What?
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Yeah!
You got served!
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- Yeah! All right!
- That's right.
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No, no, no!
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Okay.
All right.
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We got served.
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So now I guess...it's on.
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- [ Dramatic music plays ]
- What?
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This Saturday --
our top five dancers
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against your top five dancers.
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O.C. Convention Center.
It's on!
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- Ooh, it's on!
- Ooh, it's on!
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Oh, Lord!
It's on!
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Oh, damn it!
I knew that was gonna happen.
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We'll see you Saturday, fools.
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And you better have
a lot better dancers with you
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than those losers,
'cause it's on!
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- It's on.
- It's on.
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- It is on!
- It's on.
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- Saturday it's on.
- It's on on Saturday.
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Stan, what the hell
did you dance back for?
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I thought I was supposed to.
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Now you've got to compete
against them
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in a dance competition
on Saturday.
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But why?
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Because if you get served and
serve them back, then it's on.
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Don't you know anything?
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Well, nice going, Randy.
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Really great advice
you gave our son here.
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What?
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Those kids showed up to serve
Stan again, and he danced back.
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So what happened?
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It's on.
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[ Up-tempo music playing ]
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Come on, now.
Keep it tight.
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Good!
Now watch that timing, Gill T.
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[ Music ends ]
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- All right!
- All right!
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- We are bad-ass!
- Yeah, that was tight.
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Not bad, kids.
Not bad.
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Not bad? South Park
doesn't stand a chance!
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I heard that.
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All right.
It was good.
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But we don't want good.
We want pain!
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Uh, excuse me.
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Yeah?
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Hi.
Uh, my name's Randy Marsh.
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I'm -- I'm Stan Marsh's father.
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Oh, so you're
the father of the boy
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who's gonna get
F'd in the "A" on Saturday.
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- Damn!
- Ooh!
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He told him!
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Uh, listen, i-it was my fault
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that Stanley served your boys
the other day.
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I told him to do it, and I --
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W-Well, look, I j-- I just came
down here to tell you...
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i-it's not on.
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Oh, it's on.
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No, no, no.
It's not on.
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Oh, it's on, all right.
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It isn't on.
Nothing's on.
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It's off.
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It's on.
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I'm keeping my son home
Saturday.
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I just came by to let you know
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so you can put a stop
to all this.
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Goodbye.
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Hold on a second, clam head!
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You think
you can just roll in here
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and tell us it's not on
when it very clearly is on?
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You're just trying to make us
not practice, aren't you?
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Because you know
that your kids are going down
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when my kids give them this.
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Give me some muzak, Gill T.
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- [ Up-tempo music plays ]
- ♪ Check this out ♪
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Yeah!
You like that?
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- Ooh, man!
- Oh, Lord!
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[ Music continues ]
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Ooh!
He is getting served!
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- [ Monitor beeping ]
- [ Groans ]
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Randy?
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Randy!
Oh, my God!
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What happened to him, Doctor?
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He got served.
Worst I've ever seen.
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Old fool went down to the O.C.
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to try to reason
with the other team,
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and he got served up
something fierce.
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Oh, Lord.
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His dancing was so fast.
I...couldn't do anything.
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His moves were so original,
so inventive.
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[ Grunts ]
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Shh.
Relax, Mr. Marsh.
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We just got the X-rays back.
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He mostly got served here
and here,
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but the worst serving was here,
in the pelvis region.
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The road to recovery
will be a long one.
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Boy, you must really
want to take it
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to those Orange County kids now,
huh, Stan?
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You kidding?
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Stan's probably ready
to pounce on them
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after what they did
to his father.
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I-I don't know.
He -- He seems all right.
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I can only imagine the rage
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that's building inside you,
Stan.
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I bet you can't wait to outdance
those O.C. bastards!
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Stan?
Stan!
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Yeah.
I'm -- I'm right here, Dad.
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Stan, listen to me.
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I don't want you feeling
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like you have to do that
competition now to avenge me.
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- Okay. Good.
- But I know I can't stop you
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from doing it.
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So all I can say is...
give 'em hell, son.
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[ Weakly ]
Give 'em hell.
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[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
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God damn it.
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[ Mid-tempo music playing ]
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Hey, guys.
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Uh, you guys know
how to dance, right?
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Of course we know how to dance.
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Cool, because there's
this competition on Saturday.
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And I have to find the very best
dancers in South Park
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to be on my crew.
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My friends can't do it
because they suck ass,
253
00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:40,872
so will you be
in my dance troupe?
254
00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,332
Dance troupe?
Please.
255
00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,875
We don't dance
like those Britney
256
00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:45,460
and Justin wannabes at school.
257
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,796
Goth kids dance to express pain
and suffering.
258
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,798
Yeah, the only cool way to dance
is to keep your hands
259
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,633
at your sides and your eyes
looking at the ground.
260
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,469
Then every three seconds, you
take a drag on your cigarette.
261
00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,680
[ Music continues ]
262
00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:08,025
Okay.
That will work fine.
263
00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:10,027
Listen, there's a dance
competition this Saturday,
264
00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,154
and I need good dancers
so I don't get served.
265
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,155
No way.
266
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,198
Dancing is something
you do alone in your room
267
00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:16,241
at 3:00 in the morning.
268
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,368
Please. Our whole town's
reputation is at stake.
269
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,162
- Won't any of you do it?
- I'm not doing it.
270
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,664
Being in a dance group
is totally conformist.
271
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,376
Yeah. I'm not conforming
to some dance-off regulations.
272
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,669
I'm not doing it either.
273
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,255
I'm the biggest nonconformist
of all.
274
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:32,633
I'm such a nonconformist
275
00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,801
that I'm not going to conform
with the rest of you.
276
00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,720
- Okay. I'll do it.
- Great!
277
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,682
Whoa. I think we just got put
in our place.
278
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,018
Yeah.
We just got goth-served.
279
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,312
We got to find three other kids
that can dance.
280
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,897
We should go to the arcade.
281
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,023
The arcade?
282
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,691
Yeah. There's this
Asian kid named Yao.
283
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,527
He's an expert at that
Dance Dance Revolution game.
284
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,156
[ Up-tempo music playing ]
285
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,241
[ Woman vocalizing ]
286
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,164
- Dude, he's incredible.
- He should be.
287
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,375
He's here playing that game
every single day after school.
288
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,752
I think he's spent about $6,000
on it so far.
289
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,181
[ Music stops ]
290
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,016
Hey, kid, you're pretty good.
291
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,309
How'd you like to join
our dance troupe?
292
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,396
You mean dancing without a
machine telling you what to do?
293
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,731
- Yeah.
- That's stupid.
294
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:31,483
Dude, we need you.
295
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,943
I can't dance
without the machine.
296
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,153
It's all right. My friend Chef
is gonna coach us.
297
00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,780
Okay.
I'll give it a shot.
298
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,031
All right!
That's three.
299
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,825
- Dude, we need a girl.
- Huh?
300
00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,451
We can't be a dance troupe
with just guys.
301
00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:42,911
People will think we're fags.
302
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,204
Oh, yeah.
303
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,456
Wait a minute.
I know just where to go.
304
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,709
[ Rock music playing ]
305
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,461
[ Indistinct conversations ]
306
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,716
Hi, guys. Welcome to Raisins.
Three of you?
307
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,968
We were just hoping we could
talk to you guys real quick.
308
00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,010
You have to buy wings
309
00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,346
if you want to talk
to the Raisins girls.
310
00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:04,349
We're putting all the best
dancers in South Park together
311
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,726
to beat Orange County.
312
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:06,727
Wow.
That sounds great.
313
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:08,770
I always wanted to try
my dancing somewhere else.
314
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,480
- So you'll do it?
- Why not?
315
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,107
All right.
We just need one more person.
316
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,651
We should get that kid that was
state champion in tap dancing.
317
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,404
What? The state tap champion
is from here? Who?
318
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:20,323
I think his name was
Leopold Stotch or something.
319
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:21,700
Leopold Stotch?
320
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,702
Wait a minute.
You mean...
321
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,620
♪ Loo loo loo,
I've got some apples ♪
322
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,289
♪ Loo loo loo,
you've got some, too ♪
323
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,123
♪ Loo loo loo -- ♪
324
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,916
Butters, you have some visitors.
325
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,543
Oh!
Well, hi there, everybody!
326
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,837
Butters, there's gonna be
a competition this Saturday,
327
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,422
and we want you to join
our troupe.
328
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,923
Wow! Neato!
A competition?
329
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,050
I'd love to!
What kind of competition is it?
330
00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:39,968
It's a dance-off.
331
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,596
We heard you were tap-dancing
state champion two years ago.
332
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,890
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
333
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,767
No.
334
00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,101
But you were, weren't you?
335
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,770
Y-You went to the nationals
in Nebraska!
336
00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:53,106
No. No, no, no, no.
No, no! No!
337
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,485
No!
No, no, no, no!
338
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,528
Butters?
Butters!
339
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,280
We just asked him to join
our dance troupe.
340
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,615
We heard he was
state tap champion.
341
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,326
Oh.
Oh, dear.
342
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,619
I'm sorry, kids.
343
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:09,039
It's just that Butters hasn't
danced since the tragedy.
344
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,123
A tragedy?
345
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,042
BUTTERS:
[ Crying ]
346
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,252
I'm sorry, kids.
You'll have to go.
347
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,422
Damn it. Where are we gonna get
our fifth member?
348
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,217
I heard about this guy in Como
who has a duck that can dance.
349
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,010
A duck?
Dude, don't be stupid.
350
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,804
Those O.C. kids are
professional dancers.
351
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,556
There's got to be one other
talented person in South Park.
352
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:29,017
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
353
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,910
[ Dramatic music plays ]
354
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,467
[ Screams, sobs ]
355
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,847
All right.
So you're sure he can dance?
356
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:10,183
Oh, yeah.
There he is. That's Jeffy.
357
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,228
[ Quacks ]
358
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,105
That don't look like
a dancing duck to me.
359
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,815
Well, that's 'cause
it needs music.
360
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,692
H-Here you go, Jeffy.
361
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,904
♪ You do a line,
and I'll do a line, honey ♪
362
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,991
♪ You do a line,
and I'll do a line, babe ♪
363
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,617
♪ You do a line,
and I'll do a line ♪
364
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,494
♪ We'll fight and screw
till the morning time ♪
365
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,330
♪ Honey, baby mine ♪
366
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,791
♪ You do a line,
and I'll do a line, honey ♪
367
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,835
I-Is that the only song
he'll dance to?
368
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,379
No, no.
He'll dance to anything. See?
369
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,716
♪ You snort K,
and I'll snort K, honey ♪
370
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,176
♪ You snort K,
and I'll snort K, babe ♪
371
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,011
♪ You snort K... ♪
372
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,513
My friends, I think we have
ourselves a dance troupe.
373
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,725
♪ Honey, baby mine ♪
374
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:53,685
Butters?
375
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,022
Butters, come on, sweetie.
It's gonna be okay.
376
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,523
- [ Knock on door ]
- Come on, Butters.
377
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,734
You went through
a lot of therapy for this.
378
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,612
That was almost two years ago,
sweetie.
379
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,572
Two years ago.
380
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,157
Two years ago.
381
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,450
[ Tapping ]
382
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,786
[Applause ]
383
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,331
MAN: That was Beverly Long
from Indianapolis, folks.
384
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,332
Let her hear it.
385
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:18,043
All right,
and now dancing to the song
386
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,629
"I've Got Something
in My Front Pocket for You,"
387
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:25,550
here is Colorado State champion
Leopold "Butters" Stotch!
388
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,973
♪ I've got something
in my front pocket for you ♪
389
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,310
♪ Why don't you reach on in
my pocket and see what it is? ♪
390
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,686
♪ There -- grab onto it ♪
391
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,104
♪ It's just for you ♪
392
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,107
♪ Give a little squeeze
and say, "How do ya do?" ♪
393
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,692
♪ There's something
in my front pocket ♪
394
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,194
♪ There's something
in my front pocket ♪
395
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,654
♪ There's something
in my front pocket -- ♪
396
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:46,821
Whoop.
397
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,907
- [ Electricity crackling ]
- Aah!
398
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,701
[ Crowd screaming ]
399
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,334
Paul?
Paul?!
400
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,877
[ Electricity crackling ]
401
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,756
[ Crowd screaming ]
402
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,258
[ Screaming ]
403
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,802
[ Grunts ]
404
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,554
No! No!
405
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,556
N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
406
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,646
All right, children.
Let's get to rehearsing.
407
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:20,814
We don't have much time,
408
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,149
and you've got to become
the best dance group you can be.
409
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,693
I think we should --
410
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,194
Whoa.
411
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,947
[ Quacks ]
412
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,033
This is the dance troupe?
413
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,786
Yeah, dude. The best dancers
South Park has to offer.
414
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,080
Oh, boy.
All right.
415
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,873
Well, why don't you show me
what you got?
416
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,750
I want to see
what you kids can do!
417
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,211
♪ You can't step to my group,
so don't try it ♪
418
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,255
♪ You can't burn with my pipe,
so don't light it ♪
419
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,841
♪ I'm on the East floor crew,
and I'm better than you ♪
420
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,218
♪ You like to suck my balls,
don't deny it ♪
421
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,387
♪ You can't pop it like me,
so don't go there ♪
422
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,806
♪ You'll never find a bigger
bitch player nowhere ♪
423
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,142
♪ I put my jimmy in a ho,
start off slow ♪
424
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,143
♪ I'm a good listener ♪
425
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,769
Oh, Lord have mercy.
426
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,814
Children, children!
No, no. You got it all wrong.
427
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,190
Don't you see, children?
428
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:08,194
You have the heart,
but you don't have the soul.
429
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,195
No, no.
Wait.
430
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,949
You have the soul,
but you don't have the heart.
431
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,743
No, no.
Scratch that.
432
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:19,664
You have the heart and the soul,
but you don't have the talent.
433
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,375
We're gonna get served
on Saturday, aren't we?
434
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,169
What?
I don't want to get served.
435
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,379
Yeah. You didn't tell us
we might get served!
436
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,465
That was the whole point
was these guys came down
437
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,175
and they said we were gonna
get served if we don't --
438
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,885
All right, all right.
Quiet, children!
439
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,970
Now, nobody's getting served
if I can help it.
440
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,139
We just got to buckle down,
dig deep,
441
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,267
and pray that maybe the other
team comes down with cancer.
442
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,396
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
443
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,110
What do you want?
444
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,237
I came to ask you one more time
to join the crew.
445
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,572
Everyone is practicing
really hard,
446
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,783
but I don't think we have
any kind of shot without you.
447
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,327
Sorry, Stan.
I'm not a dancer anymore.
448
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,745
I gave that up.
449
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,247
Your mom says you were one of
the best dancers in the country.
450
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,750
Did she also tell you my dancing
got eight people killed?
451
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,460
Yeah.
She said your shoe came off.
452
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,836
- It wasn't your fault.
- Yeah.
453
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,631
Well, you tell that
to their families.
454
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,301
Look, Butters. Accidents happen.
We all have to live with that.
455
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,552
I let those people down!
456
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,846
Don't you get it, man?
Eight people died!
457
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:20,141
Well, it was nine, actually.
One of the women was pregnant.
458
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:20,850
What?
459
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,685
And 11 if you count
the two family members
460
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:23,853
that killed themselves
afterwards.
461
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,897
- Aah!
- That isn't the point, Butters.
462
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,857
The point is that this is now.
It's on.
463
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,609
And there are people
who need you to step up.
464
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,569
Look, nobody likes
having to rise to a challenge,
465
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,905
but competing against other
people and getting in their face
466
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,032
and saying, "Ha ha. I'm better
than you" is part of life.
467
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,408
And if you can't face that,
468
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,077
you might as well just sit here
and play with Legos
469
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,745
until you're an old man.
470
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,872
Get out of my room, Stan.
471
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,374
Fine.
472
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,085
But someday you're gonna
have to stop running
473
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,753
from what happened
and start dealing with it.
474
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,255
Otherwise you might
as well move to France
475
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,881
with all the other pussies.
476
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,307
[ Up-tempo music playing ]
477
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,978
Yeah!
Make some noise!
478
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,730
[ Cheers and applause ]
479
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,734
Ladies and gentlemen,
man, y'all in for a treat.
480
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:15,029
Whichever crew wins tonight,
you want to remember their faces
481
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,823
'cause the next time
you see them
482
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,825
will be in Lil' Kim's
next video!
483
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,535
Give it up for Lil' Kim!
484
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,372
What's up, niggas?
485
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,208
This is gonna be
a rough battle, y'all.
486
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,211
So let's give it up
for the O.C. crew!
487
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:33,298
[ Cheers and applause ]
488
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,801
And the challengers,
the South Park Diggities.
489
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,052
[ Cheers and applause ]
490
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:41,472
Man, it is about to get crazy
up in here.
491
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,016
Aw, yeah.
492
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,393
All right, y'all.
It's showtime.
493
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,312
MAN:
Dancers to the floor.
494
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,648
Stan -- Stan,
we have a big problem.
495
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:51,691
- What?
- It's Jeffy.
496
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,984
He sprained his ankle.
497
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,029
[ Quacks ]
498
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,113
What happened?!
499
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,449
He was practicing the 6/8 count
and slipped on the floor.
500
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,492
Come on, fools.
You dancing or what?
501
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,536
- Can he move it?
- [ Quacks ]
502
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:04,746
Aw, what do we do, Chef?
503
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,915
Rules are you have to have
five dancers.
504
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,834
We have no choice, children.
We have to forfeit.
505
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,669
Looks like they ain't
even gonna dance.
506
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:12,670
They're too scared.
507
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,964
Looks like they
already got served!
508
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:18,218
[ Dramatic music plays ]
509
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,141
Hey.
Can I still dance with you guys?
510
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,477
- Butters!
- All right!
511
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,103
[ Cheers and applause ]
512
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,105
All right! Come on!
Let's do this.
513
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,608
Deejay, give us a hot track.
514
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,110
- [ Record scratching ]
- ♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪
515
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,779
♪ You got nothing on me ♪
516
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,781
♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪
517
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,407
♪ You got nothing on me ♪
518
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,117
♪ Let's see you ♪
519
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,619
♪ Let's see you ♪
520
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,579
♪ Dance, sucka ♪
521
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,790
[ Music continues ]
522
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,003
♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪
523
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,129
♪ You got nothing on me ♪
524
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,174
♪ Let's see you dance ♪
525
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,384
Whaa!
526
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,594
[ Electricity crackling ]
527
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,054
Aah!
528
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,473
No! Jesus!
Not again!
529
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,599
[ Screams ]
530
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,059
Let's get out of here!
531
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,062
[ Dramatic music plays ]
532
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:19,404
Folks...it looks like
the O.C. crew is dead.
533
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:22,782
That means the winner
is the South Park Diggities!
534
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,825
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
535
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:24,575
All right!
536
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,411
All right!
We did it!
537
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:28,371
- All right, Butters!
- All right, Butters! You did it.
538
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,581
You did it, son.
You did it.
539
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:31,833
- All right, Butters!
- You did it!
540
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,835
- Good going, Butters!
- Yeah, Butters!
541
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,461
No! No!
542
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,338
N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
543
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,341
♪ I've got something
in my front pocket for you ♪
544
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,594
♪ Why don't you reach on in
my pocket and see what it is? ♪
545
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,431
♪ Then grab onto it,
it's just for you ♪
546
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:49,434
♪ Give a little squeeze
and say, "how do ya do?" ♪
547
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,978
♪ Something in
my front pocket for you ♪
548
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:53,855
♪ Why don't you
reach on in my pocket ♪
549
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,231
♪ And see what it is? ♪
550
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:56,357
♪ There -- grab onto it ♪
551
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,859
♪ It's just for you ♪
552
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,987
♪ Give a little squeeze
and say, "How do ya do?" ♪
553
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,530
♪ There's something
in my front pocket ♪
554
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,073
♪ There's something
in my front pocket ♪