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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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What the heck?
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Whoa!
What a huge package!
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"To: Butters Stotch."
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Oh, boy! It's for me!
It's for me!
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Who is it from?!
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"Sent from: Japan.
Konichi-wa!"
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Wow!
A package for me from Japan!
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Wow.
What could it be?
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My birthday
isn't until September 11th!
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Oh, boy! I've never gotten
a package this big.
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I've always wanted to have
a huge package!
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[ Grunts ]
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Aah!
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CARTMAN: [ Robotic voice ]
Greetings.
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I am the A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000.
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- [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- Whoa.
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I have been sent from Japan
to serve as your personal robot.
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You -- You're my robot?
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Yes.
I will be your new best friend.
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Oh, wow!
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Yep, that's right.
He's a real, live robot.
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He can walk and talk
and everything!
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You're like the fourth kid
I've told already!
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[ Snickering ]
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Well, I got to go, Dougie.
My robot and I have stuff to do.
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[ Chuckles ]
They're all so jealous.
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I'm so glad
you came into my life, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
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You're the best friend
a guy could have.
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Yes.
You can trust A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
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In fact,
you should tell A.W.E.S.O.M.-O
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all your most personal secrets.
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A.W.E.S.O.M.-O will not make fun
of you
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or tell your secrets
to other people and stuff.
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Hey, yeah!
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Well, I can tell you anything,
huh?
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Well, let's see.
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Well, for one,
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I have what's called
a heshiated colon,
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which means I sometimes
can't control my sphincter.
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[ Snickers ]
Really?
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Nobody knows it,
but sometimes I poop my pants.
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So I have to wear a diaper
to school.
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[ Snickering ]
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You okay, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?
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Yes. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O is fine.
Please go on.
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Well, I have to take medicine
for it every day.
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It's a little suppository
I have to put up my rectum.
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[ Snickers ] That --
That's very interesting.
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Tell A.W.E.S.O.M.-O more secrets.
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Oh, okay.
Let's see.
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Oh, my parents don't know,
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but sometimes I get picked on
by this one kid at school.
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His name is Eric Cartman,
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and he always tries to
play jokes on me and stuff.
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- Oh? Really?
- Yeah!
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One time he made me think
a meteor had hit the earth
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and convinced me to stay down in
a bomb shelter for three days.
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[ Snickers ]
Wow. That sucks.
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Yeah.
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And then this other time,
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he pretended to be me
on the phone to my dad
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and called him a pussy.
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And so my dad came home
and beat me.
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Wow.
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Sounds like this Cartman kid
is pretty smart.
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No, he's not smart.
He's just an asshole.
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And he's never gonna play
a trick on me ever again!
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Really?
You think so?
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Well, guess what, Butters.
I have a surprise for you.
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Yeah, and he's never
gonna get me again,
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'cause what Cartman doesn't know
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is that I know
one of his secrets.
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What?
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When Cartman is playing
all alone in his backyard,
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he likes to dress up
like Britney Spears
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and pretend he's her.
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He sings and dances around
with a life-size cutout
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of Justin Timberlake.
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You saw that?
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Yeah!
And I videotaped him doing it!
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Nunh-unh.
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I've got the whole thing
on tape --
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even him making out with
the Justin Timberlake cutout.
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- No way.
- Yeah!
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And if Cartman
ever messes with me again,
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I'm gonna show that video
to everybody.
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Then I'll have my revenge,
boy howdy!
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Um, where is this videotape,
Butters?
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Huh? Oh, I don't know.
It's around here somewhere.
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Hey, so what do you want to do
now, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?
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Uh, Butters, maybe you should
give A.W.E.S.O.M.-O the videotape.
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How come?
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Well, because A.W.E.S.O.M.-O can,
like, back it up for you
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and make copies and stuff.
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I am A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
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Oh, that's all right, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
Come on!
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I have a lot of things
to teach you!
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Oh, son of a bitch.
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[ Tune to Harry Nilsson's
"Best Friend" plays ]
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BUTTERS: ♪ Hey, there, have you
heard about my robot friend? ♪
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♪ He's metal and small
and doesn't judge me at all ♪
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♪ He's a cyber-wired
bundle of joy ♪
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♪ My robot friend ♪
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♪ I like to dip and daddle
with my robot friend ♪
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♪ He's smart as can be
and emotion-free ♪
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♪ And he's computed his way
to my heart ♪
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♪ My robot friend ♪
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♪ My robot friend ♪
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♪ My robot friend ♪
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♪ My robot friend ♪
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Oh, that's so cute.
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Did you see Butters and his
friend Eric playing robot?
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Yes. Those boys
are quite imaginative.
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Leave it to them to find
a fun way to do the dishes.
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That's great, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O!
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You can carry all my laundry
in one trip!
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Uh, Butters, it's getting late.
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You should be getting ready
for bed soon.
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Okay, Mom.
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Well, come on, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
Bedtime.
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Oh, is your little robot friend
staying the night?
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Well, of course he is.
He's my robot, ain't he?
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That's okay with your mom,
Mr. Robot?
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A.W.E.S.O.M.-O does not have a mom.
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Yep. Don't you know
nothin' about robots?
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Come on, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O!
You can put my laundry away.
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Oh, that's just adorable!
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It's good to see Butters
finally have a friend
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that wants to stay over.
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♪ I love to brush my teeth ♪
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♪ In the morning and at night ♪
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[ Whispering ] Ugh. Jesus
Christ. I can't go on like this.
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[ Robotic voice ]
Butters, remember when you said
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you had a video of Eric Cartman
dressed like Britney Spears?
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Oh.
Yeah?
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I would like to see
what he looks like
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so I can beat him up for you.
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May I see the video?
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Aw, you don't need to do that,
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
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Hey, I got to put in my
suppository. Can you help me?
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What?
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Remember I said
I had to put that
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medicinal suppository
in my anus?
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It'll be so much easier
having you do it from now on.
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Um...actually...
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A.W.E.S.O.M.-O was not programmed
for that function.
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Aw, it's real easy.
I'll show you.
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You just take this little thingy
out of the plastic paper.
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And then I'll --
I'll pull down my pants.
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And just slide it
up in my anus there.
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No way.
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A.W.E.S.O.M.-O,
I thought you were programmed
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to do whatever I tell you.
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Weak.
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Yeah.
That -- That's pretty good.
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Get it up there good and deep.
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Lame.
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BUTTERS: All right, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
Time for us to get some sleep.
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Hey, you want me to teach you
some bedtime songs?
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♪ If you leave me now ♪
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♪ You take away
the biggest part of me ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh -- ♪
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A.W.E.S.O.M.-O must rest his CPU.
System overloading.
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Oh.
Oh, all right, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
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Let's get us some shut-eye --
or whatever robots have.
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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[ Rooster crows ]
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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[ Whispering ] Where is it?!
Where is it?!
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- A.W.E.S.O.M.-O!
- Ah!
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A.W.E.S.O.M.-O, what the Sam heck
are you doing?
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Um, A-A.W.E.S.O.M.-O is reorganizing
your stuff for you.
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Oh, cheese geez Louise!
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My mom is gonna be awful sore
when she sees this mess!
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Now, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O,
that is a bad robot!
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You can't do no chores for me
unless I tell you to do them.
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You got it?
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A.W.E.S.O.M.-O understands.
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I'm gonna have to give you
a spankin', A.W.E.S.O.M.-O,
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so that you learn better.
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And just know, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O, that I
did it because I love you.
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Okay. Come on.
Let's go make some breakfast.
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[ Normal voice ] God damn it.
I have to find that videotape!
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Look at that, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
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I drew a picture of us
playing in a field together.
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I'll be right back.
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I'm gonna go get
some Sunny Delight.
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I would like
some Sunny Delight, too.
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[ Chuckles ]
Don't be silly, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
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Robots don't need to drink
nothin'.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Oh!
Go answer the door, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
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A.W.E.S.O.M.-O will answer the door.
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What the hell are you doing,
fat-ass?
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Dude, are you still pretending
to be a robot?
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Shh!
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I just need to, uh,
make Butters think I'm a robot
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for a little while longer.
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Why?
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Because I need to, all right?!
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I've got something planned
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that's, uh, going to be
really sweet.
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Just play along, okay?
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Why?
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- Kyle, God damn it. Will you --
- Who's at the door, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?
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[ Robotic voice ] Three boys
named Stan, Kyle, and Kenny.
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Oh, hey, fellas!
I see you've met my robot.
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Uh, yeah, Butters.
He's real cool.
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He sure is!
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We do everything together.
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Last night,
we even had a slumber party.
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Weak.
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He can do anything
I command him to.
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He's real smart.
Watch this.
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Hey, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O, will you go get
my friends some Sunny Delight?
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Yes.
Of course.
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Oh, wait.
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Hey, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O,
I'd also like some celery sticks
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chopped up two inches long
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with peanut butter and raisins
on top.
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Suck my balls, Kyle.
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He's made in Japan!
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Yes, it has just been a delight
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having your son over,
Mrs. Cartman.
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He and Butters are really
getting along great.
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Oh, I'm so glad to hear it,
Mrs. Stotch.
238
00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,493
Eric has been having
some emotional problems lately.
239
00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:55,786
Well, the reason I'm calling
240
00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:57,371
is that Butters
is supposed to go see
241
00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:59,206
his Aunt Nellie in Los Angeles
this weekend.
242
00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:00,999
The boys are getting along
so well
243
00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,919
that we were thinking of
inviting Eric to go along.
244
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,837
Oh.
Well, I'm not sure.
245
00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:08,173
Actually, Eric is still
supposed to be grounded
246
00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,884
for trying to exterminate
the Jews two weeks ago.
247
00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,178
Excuse me?
I didn't catch that.
248
00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,097
Oh, but I suppose
it would be good for him.
249
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,223
Yes.
Of course he can go.
250
00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:17,641
I'll bring
some of his clothes over.
251
00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,935
Oh, wonderful!
The boys will be so excited.
252
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,354
Maybe he put that videotape
in here somewhere.
253
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:23,730
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O, what are you doing?
254
00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,566
My friends are waiting
for their beverages.
255
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:26,817
Chop-chop!
256
00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:28,485
Hey, guys!
Great news!
257
00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:29,695
It's all been arranged --
258
00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:31,363
You two are both going
to Los Angeles
259
00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,031
to visit Butters' Aunt Nellie!
260
00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:36,076
Oh, boy! My robot gets to come
with me to see Aunt Nellie?!
261
00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:36,910
What?
262
00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,161
Oh, boy, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O!
263
00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:40,414
We're gonna have
the best time ever!
264
00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:41,957
Lame.
265
00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,629
Hey, Nellie.
266
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,798
Look what I found
scrampin' around the airport.
267
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:50,882
Hi, Aunt Nellie!
268
00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:52,759
There's my little nephew!
269
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,928
- How was your flight?
- It was long.
270
00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,805
We had a three-hour delay
departing Denver,
271
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:57,848
but we're here!
272
00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:59,099
Didn't you bring any bags?
273
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,059
Well, sure, but my robot
is bringing them in.
274
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,227
Your robot?
275
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,396
Butters' new friend
is a little strange.
276
00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:07,649
He -- He really takes
playing robot seriously.
277
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,152
[ Grunting ]
278
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,403
There he is!
279
00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,113
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O,
this is my Aunt Nellie.
280
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,115
Hello!
It's nice to have you here!
281
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,618
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O must dispense
oil waste.
282
00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:19,411
Where is the nearest toilet,
please?
283
00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,580
Oh, right through there,
Mr. Robot.
284
00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,540
Thank you.
285
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:26,293
I don't think he took
the costume off the entire trip.
286
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:28,128
Did you want to get
right to sightseeing,
287
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,130
or are you boys hungry
after such a long flight?
288
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,673
Naw.
I ate on the plane.
289
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:34,051
And A.W.E.S.O.M.-O is a robot,
so he don't need to eat.
290
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:35,302
Right.
291
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,556
[ Gasping, panting ]
292
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,893
Oh! Oh!
293
00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,938
[ Moaning ]
294
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,816
- [ Knock on door ]
- BUTTERS: A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?
295
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,193
Uh -- Uh -- A.W.E.S.O.M.-O is coming.
296
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,196
Come on, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O!
We're gonna go a-sightseein'!
297
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,364
[ Groans ]
298
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:58,075
[ Tune to "Best Friend" plays ]
299
00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,328
BUTTERS: ♪ I'm hanging out
in L.A. with my robot friend ♪
300
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:04,539
♪ We're havin' such fun
in the hot, hot sun ♪
301
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,874
♪ We're two of a kind ♪
302
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:10,045
♪ That's me
and my robot friend ♪
303
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,340
♪ My robot friend ♪
304
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,550
♪ My robot friend ♪
305
00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,844
Can you believe we're at a real,
live movie studio, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?
306
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,638
Aren't we having the best time?
307
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:20,764
Butters, wouldn't you like
308
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,641
to have some time away
from A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?
309
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,226
We could meet up later, perhaps.
310
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,770
Hey, look over there, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O!
The film-studio commissary.
311
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,230
That's where all them
rich movie producers
312
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,399
that come up with Hollywood
blockbusters have their lunch.
313
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:31,692
Neat-o, huh?
314
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,276
Damn it, Mitch,
315
00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:35,862
how come our movie studio
can't come up with any winners?
316
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,490
- I mean, we're smart, right?
- We're really smart.
317
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,909
We need an idea for a movie
that's a home run --
318
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,870
a feel-good romp
for the whole family.
319
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,956
Hey, what's that over there?
320
00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:48,291
Wow! That's a really neat little
robot you have, little boy.
321
00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:49,418
What's he do?
322
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,712
Well, he can do anything!
Watch this.
323
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,297
Hey, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O, who's gonna win
the Super Bowl next year?
324
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,091
The New Orleans Saints.
325
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,343
[ Laughter ]
326
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,637
Hey, Mr. Robot, how much wood
would a woodchuck chuck
327
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,431
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
328
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:03,515
17.
329
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,727
[ Laughter ]
330
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:09,438
Mitch, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
331
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:10,480
Yeah.
332
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,190
Maybe that robot
can be programmed
333
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,443
to come up with movie ideas!
334
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,486
Exactly.
335
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,155
Gentlemen, this little boy
was kind enough
336
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:21,074
to let us show you his robot --
the A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000.
337
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,034
I've already seen
what it can do.
338
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,204
Uh, excuse me, sir,
but, uh, that's not a robot.
339
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,706
It's not?
340
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,541
No.
It clearly has bipedal movement.
341
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,085
So the correct term is
computerized automatron.
342
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,212
- Oh, very nice, Mitch.
- You are the smart one.
343
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,882
Well, regardless,
I believe maybe this automatron
344
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:39,384
can help us come up with
new movie ideas.
345
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:42,637
How can a robot come up with
better ideas for movies than us?
346
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:43,638
Watch this.
347
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:47,017
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O, given the current
trends of the moviegoing public,
348
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:48,769
can you come up with an idea
for a movie
349
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:51,772
that will break
$100 million box office?
350
00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:54,566
Um...okay.
How about this?
351
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,779
Adam Sandler is, like,
in love with some girl.
352
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,739
But then it turns out
that the girl
353
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:04,117
is actually a golden retriever
or something.
354
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,120
Oh, perfect!
355
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,538
We'll call it "Puppy Love"!
356
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,415
Give us another movie idea,
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O!
357
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:11,625
- Yeah!
- Let's hear it!
358
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,251
- Yeah! We want to hear them!
- Come on! Come on!
359
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,377
Okay.
How about this?
360
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:17,756
A-Adam Sandler inherits
like a billion dollars.
361
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:22,761
But first he has to, like,
become a boxer or something.
362
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,304
Yes!
It's flawless!
363
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,431
"Punch-Drunk Billionaire"!
364
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,518
Boy, Los Angeles is great,
huh, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?
365
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,937
Can you believe those guys
paid us $100 apiece
366
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,647
for those movie ideas?
367
00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:35,982
You should split that money
with A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
368
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,692
After all,
they were A.W.E.S.O.M.-O's ideas.
369
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:38,902
[ Laughing ]
Oh, right!
370
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,654
What are you gonna do
with money, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O --
371
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,322
buy some robot pants?
372
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,950
No, we've got each other, and
that's all we need, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
373
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,159
I'm gonna send this money
374
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,036
to needy kids
in Third World countries.
375
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,121
[ Groans ]
376
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:51,414
Y-You okay, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?
377
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,792
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O needs to rest!
Feeling faint!
378
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,168
You go ahead and relax,
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
379
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,921
We've got another full day
of pitching movies tomorrow.
380
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,924
[ Dramatic music plays ]
381
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,009
Gentlemen, ladies,
382
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,846
we all know that we live
in a time of uncertainty.
383
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:08,056
The risk of an attack
on American soil
384
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,391
is higher than ever.
385
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,769
Now I believe we might be able
to curb that risk.
386
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:17,023
Two days ago, our intelligence
department came across this.
387
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,233
[ Beeping ]
388
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,151
The A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000.
389
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,362
It is currently being used
by Catamount Pictures
390
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,030
to develop ideas for movies.
391
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,740
Our sources say
that in just one week,
392
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:29,369
it has come up with
over 1,000 movie ideas,
393
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,705
800 of which feature
Adam Sandler.
394
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:32,831
- Oh, my God.
- That's amazing.
395
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:33,748
Adam Sandler.
396
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:34,875
That's incredible!
397
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,085
You're thinking
the robot could be used
398
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,879
to come up with
anti-Islamic movies?
399
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:39,379
No.
400
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,339
If we got our hands
on that robot,
401
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:45,886
we could reprogram it
and turn it into a weapon.
402
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:48,013
Yes. That might be
the best thing to do.
403
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,681
Uh-huh. I don't see
how we have a choice.
404
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:50,724
Hold on a second.
405
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,475
If that robot is designed
for entertainment,
406
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,644
then turning it into a weapon
is unethical.
407
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:55,687
Unethical?
408
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,565
Let me explain something to you,
Mr. Scientist.
409
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,650
We understand that the robot
is from Japan.
410
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:03,236
That means that the Japanese
have more of them.
411
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,864
And if the Japanese fabricates
one of them into a weapon
412
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,073
before we do...
413
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,618
Jesus. It would be Pearl Harbor
all over again.
414
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,912
But worse -- with robots.
415
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,455
I'm sorry.
I must protest.
416
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,207
We -- We have no data suggesting
the Japanese have developed
417
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,001
a robot
with offensive capability.
418
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,837
You're paid to think,
Mr. Scientist!
419
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,131
National security is our job.
420
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:29,095
Gentlemen, we're going
to Los Angeles.
421
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:32,140
I want that robot.
422
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,434
Yeah, me and my robot
423
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,436
are still over at
the movie studio, Aunt Nellie.
424
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,688
We're makin' all kinds
of money for the poor!
425
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:42,859
[ Wearily ]
Movie idea number 2,305 --
426
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:45,862
Adam Sandler is trapped
on an island
427
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,823
and falls in love
with a coconut.
428
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:49,991
Great, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
Great.
429
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,034
Guys, take a break.
430
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,786
I need a minute alone
with A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
431
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:55,372
[ Indistinct conversations ]
432
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,458
You are an incredible robot,
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O.
433
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,919
I was just wondering...
434
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:04,255
are you by chance
a pleasure model?
435
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:05,715
What?
436
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,636
Well, have you been programmed
to satisfy...
437
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,972
the urges of humans?
438
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,182
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O does not understand.
439
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,559
Let me show you what I mean.
440
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,520
Yeah, we're having a great time,
Aunt Nellie.
441
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,480
These movie-studio guys
are real nice.
442
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,523
CARTMAN:
Lame!
443
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,941
Yeah, we're making
a bunch more money.
444
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,651
I can't believe it either.
445
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,779
Not cool!
Totally lame!
446
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,114
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?
447
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:30,198
I got to go, Aunt Nellie.
448
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,742
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O is having
some kind of malfunction.
449
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,120
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?
Hey, where'd you go?
450
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:41,042
- [ Groans ]
- [ Electricity crackling ]
451
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,043
[ Grunts ]
452
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,712
[ Dramatic music plays ]
453
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,213
Let's go!
Move! Move!
454
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,256
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?
455
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,632
Hey!
What are you doing with him?!
456
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,096
That's my robot!
457
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,557
[ Engine revs, tires screech ]
458
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:59,936
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O-O-O-O!
459
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,231
[ Dramatic music plays ]
460
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,442
[ Whirring, clicks ]
461
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,321
Are those arm and leg locks
secure?
462
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:11,906
- Secure, sir.
- Good.
463
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,324
I don't want that robot mobile
464
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,118
until I know
what it's capable of.
465
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,244
All right.
Power it on.
466
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,829
[ Whirring ]
467
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,875
[ Normal voice ]
Wha-whoa-wha-whoa-- Oh!
468
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,835
- What the hell?
- What's going on?
469
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,504
It...powered itself back on.
470
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,592
Stand by.
Be ready to destroy it.
471
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,052
[ Gun cocks ]
472
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:35,013
Where the hell am I?
Hey! Why can't I move?!
473
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,306
Are your systems stable?
474
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,974
Run a systems check on your CPU.
475
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,476
The fuck are you talking about,
dude?
476
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:43,188
I-I'm sorry, robot, but they
want me to reprogram you.
477
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,231
I'm not a robot, dumb-ass!
I'm alive!
478
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:46,274
What did you say?
479
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,651
I said I'm a real person,
ass-wipe!
480
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,863
Oh, my God.
481
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,031
What's happening?
482
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:56,242
The robot --
It thinks it's alive.
483
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,661
It's developed consciousness.
484
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,497
What?
How can that be?
485
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,582
Must be a malfunction
of its hexagraphical IMS
486
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,334
or the interlaced B.V. system.
487
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,670
Speak in a language we can
understand, Mr. Scientist.
488
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:10,423
Your robot doesn't know
it's a robot!
489
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,217
God damn it,
get me down from here.
490
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,179
Who made you, robot?
491
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,389
I'm not a robot.
I'm a human!
492
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,058
Jesus.
The scientist is right.
493
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,727
But who would have programmed it
to think it was human?
494
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:23,770
The movie studio?
495
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:26,064
Look, retards,
my name is Eric Cartman!
496
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,233
I live with my mom
in South Park, Colorado.
497
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,485
Dear Christ.
They gave it memories, too.
498
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,528
Sure.
Why not?
499
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,571
Program the memories
of some eight-year-old boy
500
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,366
who doesn't exist, and make
the robot think he's real.
501
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,118
Makes for a lot better movies.
502
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:41,663
I'm not reprogramming a robot
that's developed consciousness.
503
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,082
Do I have to remind you
of your position?!
504
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:48,294
Don't forget you have a duty
to your country, Mr. Scientist!
505
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:51,756
I want that robot's memories
and consciousness erased
506
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,466
so we can take it back
to Washington.
507
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:54,717
Got it?!
508
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,887
Damn you all to hell.
509
00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:01,391
[ Slow piano music plays ]
510
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,601
BUTTERS: [ Voice breaking ]
♪ Hey, there, did you know ♪
511
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,646
♪ I had a robot friend? ♪
512
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,232
♪ We used to laugh and play ♪
513
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,152
♪ But someone took him away ♪
514
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:17,365
♪ He was my 10-gigahertz
old pal ♪
515
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:21,286
♪ My robot friend ♪
516
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,788
Hey, wait a minute.
517
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,293
Well, that's the van that --
Oh, my God!
518
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,335
[ Whirring ]
519
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:32,547
God damn it, stop!
I'm real! I'm real!
520
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,133
It'll all be over soon, robot!
521
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,926
[ Dramatic music plays ]
522
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,511
[ Grunts ]
523
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,472
Hang on. I'm getting you
out of here, robot.
524
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,433
Oh, it's about friggin' time,
jackass!
525
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,518
What the hell are you doing?!
526
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,813
I-I'm saving a conscious being.
527
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:51,399
If you want to kill it,
you'll have to go through me!
528
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,110
Fine.
Kill that son of a bitch.
529
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,486
No!
Look, God damn it.
530
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,114
Now I can show you stupid
assholes who I really am.
531
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,116
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O!
532
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,244
[ Robotic voice ]
I am the A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000.
533
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,538
[ Grunts ]
534
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:07,207
No!
No! Please!
535
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,709
Don't kill him!
He's my best friend!
536
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,961
He's my best friend
in the whole world!
537
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:15,048
He's my...
[ Sobs ]
538
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,219
[ Weakly ]
There. You see?
539
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,930
You want to tell me
this isn't humanity?
540
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:25,183
Who's to judge what makes
something human, anyway?
541
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,393
Does this make me human?
542
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:28,978
Or this?
543
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,521
Or these?
544
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:31,731
[ Grunts ]
545
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:36,819
Perhaps...there is consciousness
in this robot.
546
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:39,239
Maybe we as a society
need to realize
547
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:42,784
that artificial intelligence
is intelligence all the same
548
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,703
and we can learn
from the robots.
549
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,497
I think maybe one day
we can all --
550
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:49,332
[ Farts ]
551
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:52,252
Wait a minute.
Did -- Did that robot just fart?
552
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,295
Hey, robots don't fart.
553
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,631
Uh, now ending fart sequence.
554
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,299
Oh, and it -- it smells, too!
555
00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,926
Smell sequence initiated.
556
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:03,179
A robot with smelly farts?
That doesn't make any sense.
557
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,139
Hang on a second here!
558
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,267
[All gasp ]
559
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,435
- [ Laughter ]
- [ Up-tempo music playing ]
560
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,396
♪ Would you like to touch
my body? ♪
561
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:13,147
♪ Come on and touch my body ♪
562
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,983
♪ Ooh, my hot body ♪
563
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:16,776
♪ Don't you like my hot body? ♪
564
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,653
♪ Come on and touch my titties ♪
565
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,655
♪ I've got such nice,
ripe titties ♪
566
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,615
♪ Come on, Justin,
touch my body ♪
567
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,450
Ooh, Justin.
Yeah.
568
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,160
♪ Touch my body, you and me ♪
569
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,454
♪ Check out my nice, hard body ♪
570
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,498
♪ Come on, my body ♪
571
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,209
Wow, kid.
You're a little faggot.
572
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:34,836
Lame.