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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ gonna have myself
a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ gonna leave
my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting
"howdy neighbor" ♪
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♪ Headin' on up
to South Park ♪
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♪ gonna see
if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ [muffled] ♪
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♪ Come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ and meet
some friends of mine ♪
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You guys know what?
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Um, the last thing you do
when you die
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is crap your pants.
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What?
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Yeah, when you die,
your jowls release
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and crap comes
flying out your ass!
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[laughing]
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That is fucking stupid,
Cartman!
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Oh, yeah?
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I'll bet you five bucks
that when you die
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you crap your pants,
asshole!
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Hey, everybody,
it's time!
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It's time!
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It's time?
- Oh, it's time!
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It's happening now?
- Let's go!
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It's time for what?
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Get down to Metsker's Field!
It's about to happen!
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People of South Park,
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I am pleased to be with you
on this most historic day,
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a day you will certainly
all remember
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as the day your town
became great.
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The grand opening
of the first South Park
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Wall Mart!
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[crowd cheering]
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Look at it, honey,
it's so big.
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It's like we're
a real town now.
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Whoa, awesome!
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Hey!
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Isn't this where
Stark's Pond used to be?
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Where we used to kayak
and fish?
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Yeah, now it's
a Wall Mart!
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I know that with the opening
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of the South Park branch
of Wall Mart
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you will all see your town
completely change.
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Now, shop, friends,
shop!
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[cheering]
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It's beautiful!
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Welcome to Wall Mart.
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Welcome
to Wall Mart.
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Welcome to Wall Mart.
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Sharon, isn't that
your father?
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Yes, Wall Mart is the leading
employer of seniors!
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And they also employ
the handicapped!
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Hello, Mrs. Marsh,
can I help g--
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can I help you g-get
a shopping cart today?
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Why, yes,
I'd love one, Jimmy.
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[straining]
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My God...
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Look at all these
incredible bargains!
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Dude, check it out!
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Time Cop on DVD.
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Three copies
for 18 bucks!
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Why the hell would you want
three copies
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of the same movie?
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Because one copy
is 9.98!
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But this way,
you save, like, 20 bucks.
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You only need
one copy R-tard!
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Okay, fine, dumbass!
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You go ahead and buy one copy
for 9.98!
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Okay, fine!
I will!
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Wait a minute.
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I don't even want one copy
of Time Cop!
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Dude, you can't
shop for crap.
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I can't believe
these bargains.
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Fools.
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Ignorant fools.
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Just look at
the Marsh family, huh?
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Brand-new television,
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new plastic dishware
and cups,
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and enough bulk-buy ramen
to last us a thousand winters.
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Dad, how come Wall Mart
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is able to sell
everything so cheap?
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It's simple economics, son.
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I don't understand it at all.
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But, God, I love it.
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[whispering voices]
6.99...three for $15...
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Three for 15.99...
Two pack only 19.98...
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Aah!
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[thunder rumbles]
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Ahh...
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Oohhh...
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Yeah.
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Randy, what are
you doing?
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N-nothing!
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I'm-i'm just gonna head down
to the Wall Mart real quick.
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It's almost midnight.
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Yeah, think about it.
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If I go down there now,
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there won't be
anybody else there!
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I can have all
the bargains to myself!
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Thanks for coming
to Wall Mart.
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All are welcome...
All are welcome.
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Excuse me!
Hello!
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Can somebody tell me
why we're going to Jim's Drug
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to buy Voltar Cards
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when Wall Mart has them
for three bucks cheaper?
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Dude, I can't deal
with Wall Mart right now.
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My parents had me there
for three hours last night!
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Oh, sorry, boys,
I'm going out of business.
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Why, Mr. Farkel?
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I can't compete
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with Wall Mart's
low prices.
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Everyone is shopping there now,
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and, well, I can't
make end's meet.
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[sad violin tune]
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I've got to
sell the store
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and try to find
another line of work.
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Cartman, stop it!
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What, I just felt like playing
a little violin, Kyle.
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I appreciate
your business, boys,
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but you'll have to try
somewhere else in town.
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[sobbing]
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See?
That sucks, dude!
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What?
That's called progress, Kyle.
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Yeah, but what about
all the people
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getting laid off
from the grocery stores?
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And what about all the--
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♪♪
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[Crack]
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Whatever, I can go get
another one at Wall Mart.
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It was only five bucks.
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Come on, let's go
to Main Street
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and support
one of those stores.
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What the hell?
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[glass shatters]
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[growling]
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Butters?
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[hisses]
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Butters, what the hell
are you doing?
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Well, I'm just
playin' monster.
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It's kinda spooky out here.
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[growling]
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Dude, we've gotta
show our parents
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what Wall Mart
is doing to our town!
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Dad?
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Jesus Christ.
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D-dad?
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[weakly]
Staaan?
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Dad!
Oh, my God!
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Stan...
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Wha--
Dad, are you dying?
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No, I'm just...
really, really tired.
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I was shopping
at Wall Mart all night.
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But your face?
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In the checkout line,
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they had these...
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little stickers
filled with glitter.
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They were only 99 cents
for 15 of them!
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I couldn't resist.
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Do you want one?
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Here,
it's a little turtle.
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[knocking]
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Come in!
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Oh, hello, fine shoppers.
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Sir, we just had a big
town meeting and decided
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we don't want your
Wall Mart here anymore.
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We're sorry, but it seems
our Main Street is dying
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and good people
are losing their jobs.
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We'd all like you...
out of South Park.
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[nervous chuckle]
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What, do you think
I want to be here?
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I hate this place!
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But it...
won't let me leave.
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But you run
the Wall Mart.
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Oh, you're wrong.
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Wall Mart
isn't run by anybody.
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First it reels you in
with its bargains.
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Next thing you know, you're
working at the Wall Mart
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because it has all the jobs.
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Then you're sitting
in a little office
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trapped on all sides.
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Then why don't you
just quit?
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Not so loud!
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It can hear you!
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You hate
Wall Mart, too?
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[rumbling]
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Agh!
I didn't say that!
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I love Wall Mart!
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With all its fantastic bargains
and one-stop shopping,
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who can't love it, right?
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Wall Mart takes the hassle
out of shopping
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and makes it both
affordable and fun!
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And Wall Mart really
gives back to the community!
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Us people are certainly lucky
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to have a store
like Wall Mart, aren't we?
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Geg-geg-geg-geg.
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Geg-geg-geg-geg.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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I think we just
got squirreled.
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Yeah, that guy probably thinks
he can get us to go away
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by being so goofy.
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[screaming]
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[farting]
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Ha! You owe me
five bucks, Kyle!
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Here we go, everyone.
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I got three nice steaks
from South Park grocery.
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We'll have
to share them.
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Hah.
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I remember when we could
afford to buy six steaks
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when we shopped
at Wall Mart.
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Yeah, but, Dad,
the whole town agreed
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not to shop
at Wall Mart anymore.
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I know, I know!
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God!
Nyaaa!
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Mom, Dad, when people die,
do they always crap their--
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[glass shatters]
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Oh, you stupid turd!
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Oh, Jesus,
a broken glass.
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Well, I don't see
any choice now.
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We have to go
to Wall Mart.
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We do?
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Where else are we gonna get
a new glass at this hour?
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Everyone get your shoes on.
We're going to Wall Mart!
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But, Dad, we're not
supposed to shop at--
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Stan! One family
buying one glass
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isn't gonna make
a difference!
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Hey...
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Gerald,
what are you doing?
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We said we weren't gonna shop
at the Wall Mart anymore!
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Well, where else
was I gonna get
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a napkin dispenser
at 9:30 at night?
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Mr. Garrison,
Chef, Jimbo!
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Now, come on, people.
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What the hell
is wrong with you?
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Don't you see
what you're all doing?
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Well, what are you
doing here, Randy?
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I came because
I wanted to make sure
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nobody was shopping here!
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Dad!
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Oh, alright, and maybe
I was gonna buy a glass.
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One glass.
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And some chips.
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And butter.
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And some new pliers.
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Jesus...
look at us.
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We all don't like
the Wall Mart,
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but we can't stop
coming here.
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It's like some
mystical evil force.
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Yeah, this place has a power
over us we can't resist.
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We have to find a way to put
the South Park Wall Mart
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out of business
once and for all!
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Let's burn it down!
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No, no, no!
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Let's freeze it!
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I think its best
we try to reason with it.
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No!
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All you have to do is not shop
at Wall Mart anymore!
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If you want it to go away,
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all it takes is
a little self-control
263
00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:25,167
and personal
responsibility!
264
00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:38,138
♪ Kumbaya, my Lord,
kumbaya ♪
265
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:43,060
[all] ♪ Kumbaya, my Lord,
kumbaya ♪
266
00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,853
♪ Kumbaya, my Lord... ♪
267
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,606
You butthole, Kyle.
268
00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:48,940
You just had to go and ruin
everything, didn't you?
269
00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,484
It wasn't my idea
to burn the Wall Mart down.
270
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:52,944
No, but you got everyone
all worked up.
271
00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:54,237
You were always jealous
of the Wall Mart.
272
00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:55,614
You always hated it.
273
00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:57,366
Dude, our town is going to
be better without--
274
00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:58,867
What the--
275
00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:03,789
Oh, awesome!
276
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:04,790
How?
277
00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:06,291
How did this happen?
278
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,924
Mom, Dad, why are you
shopping here?
279
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:16,301
We can't destroy it, Son.
280
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,596
We have to learn
to live with it.
281
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,056
Can I help you?
282
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:24,601
[screaming]
283
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:25,686
Dad, what are you doing?
284
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,646
You get a discount
working here.
285
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:28,772
10 percent.
286
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,357
That means the bargains
are even better.
287
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,775
Dad, you're a geologist!
288
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,360
I'll make less money,
sure, but,
289
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:34,611
as long as I buy
everything at Wall Mart,
290
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:35,946
it will all even out.
291
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:36,988
Don't you see?
292
00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,824
Wall Mart
isn't our enemy.
293
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,325
It's our
neighborhood friend.
294
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,166
Hey! Hey!
295
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,168
Who the hell told you
to put this thing back up?
296
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,713
Sorry, kid, we got orders
from corporate headquarters.
297
00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:54,131
But nobody wants
a Wall Mart here.
298
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,550
Then you're gonna have
to talk to the higher-ups.
299
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,719
Where are they?
- Bentonville, Arkansas.
300
00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,053
That's where
Wall Mart started.
301
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,972
That's where
all the bigwigs are.
302
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,685
Looks like we're gonna
have to go to Arkansas!
303
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,311
Come on, guys!
304
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,480
We're gonna put a stop to
Wall Mart once and for all!
305
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:13,817
Whoa, pixie sticks,
29 cents!
306
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,822
[rumbly growling]
307
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:19,990
Wall Mart?
308
00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,450
Are you speaking to me?
309
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,660
My friends?
310
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:24,953
Trying to hurt you again?
311
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,039
Yes, Wall Mart,
I understand.
312
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,505
Three tickets to Bentonville
Arkansas, please.
313
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,674
Wait guys, hold up!
314
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:38,717
I want to go with you
and help out.
315
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,052
No way.
316
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,429
You want to go with us so
you can betray us at some point
317
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,723
and keep us from
destroying the Wall Mart.
318
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:46,850
Nuh-uh.
319
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,727
Yeah-huh!
320
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:49,978
You wanna go with us
so that later you can go,
321
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,229
"Ha ha, I was working
for Wall Mart all along"
322
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,522
or something.
323
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,191
I am not, Kyle!
324
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,568
Dude, just let him come.
The bus is about to leave.
325
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,028
Alright, fine.
Come on, fatass.
326
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:01,281
Heh-heh.
327
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,158
You fools have no idea
328
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,910
that I will never let you
hurt the Wall Mart.
329
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,286
I heard that!
- You heard what?
330
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,662
You said we have no idea
331
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:08,955
that you're never gonna
let us hurt Wall Mart!
332
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,041
That's not what I said!
- Dude, come on.
333
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,210
He's working for the Wall Mart
to stop us from succeeding!
334
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,545
Dude, we have to go!
335
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,131
God damn it.
336
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,966
Well, hurry up
if you're coming, Cartman!
337
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:20,967
Heh-heh.
338
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,344
You stupid fools
have no idea
339
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,094
that I'm actually working
for the Wall Mart
340
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,472
to stop you
from succeeding!
341
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,355
God damn,
that took a long time.
342
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,564
It would have been faster
343
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:35,565
if Cartman hadn't
slashed the tires!
344
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,025
I did not!
345
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,528
I wanna close Wall Mart
just as much as you guys do!
346
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,200
Can I help you?
347
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,743
Yeah, we've come to complain.
348
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,412
We don't want
a Wall Mart in our town.
349
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:50,664
Who does?
350
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,833
Nobody likes what
the Wall Mart does.
351
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,918
But it keeps
right on doing it.
352
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,255
We want to talk
to who's in charge.
353
00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,589
In charge?
354
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,550
I guess that would be
Harvey Brown.
355
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,343
He's the current president
of Wall Mart,
356
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,053
one of the original creators.
357
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,346
Where's he?
358
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:14,312
We...invented the Wall Mart
Supercenter in 1987.
359
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,605
The idea was simple:
360
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:16,940
build a store
for one-stop shopping
361
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,024
where bulk purchases
362
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,527
could keep prices
incredibly low.
363
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,404
We didn't know
what we were doing.
364
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,031
In just four years,
it was out of control.
365
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,367
So, how do we stop it?
366
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,828
You don't stop it.
367
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,204
There has to be a way.
368
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:32,414
There's nothing!
Don't you understand?
369
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,668
Nothing can stop the Wall Mart
in your town!
370
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,795
Unless...
Of course...
371
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,213
You can find
and destroy its heart.
372
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,965
The heart of Wall Mart?
373
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,174
Sir, don't you think you're
talking a little too much?
374
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,219
Every Wall Mart
has a heart...
375
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,888
Somewhere near the
television department.
376
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,180
Destroy the heart,
377
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,891
and you could reverse
the entire process.
378
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,475
You speak too much, sir.
379
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:53,393
Why don't you guys
just destroy the heart?
380
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,187
Because the Wall Mart
stops you!
381
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:57,606
Many have tried, kid--
382
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,399
union leaders,
nature activists,
383
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,734
even the best
fair trade lawyers
384
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,235
have tried to stop
the Wall Mart, and now?
385
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:06,406
They are Wall Mart
shoppers, all.
386
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,575
Alright. Come on, you guys.
We have to get back home.
387
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,161
It won't work!
Don't you understand?
388
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,495
It isn't going to stop
389
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:14,581
until there's nothing
but Wall Mart left!
390
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,499
Jesus,
what did we do?
391
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,043
What did we doooo?
392
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,630
Boys...
393
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,007
Tell the world
I'm sorry.
394
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:27,552
No, dude, don't!
395
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,512
[farting]
396
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,516
Ha, ha hahahaha!
397
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,143
That's 10 bucks
you owe me, dickface!
398
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,148
[thunder crackling]
399
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:46,196
Alright,
this is it.
400
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,031
If Wall Mart has a heart,
401
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,741
we have to find it
and destroy it.
402
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,952
No matter what the Wall Mart
does to try to stop us,
403
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:52,661
we have to be strong.
404
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,621
Let's do it.
405
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,374
I'm afraid not, Kyle!
406
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:58,792
Wall Mart
is a great store.
407
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,002
I cannot let you fools
ruin its terrific bargains.
408
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:05,215
You see, I was working
for Wall Mart all along.
409
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:05,924
I knew you were!
410
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,717
No, you didn't.
411
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,219
Yes, I did!
412
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,512
I said from the beginning
you would do this!
413
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,013
No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did!
414
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,098
No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did!
415
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,015
No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did!
416
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,684
[repeating]
417
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,814
You see, Kyle,
it was me who slashed the bus--
418
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:21,606
slashed the bus tires
in Arkansas!
419
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,858
I said so!
I told you--
420
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,527
La la la la la laaaa
I can't hear you!
421
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,195
I can't hear you!
La la la la lalaaaa!
422
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,240
I'm sorry, boys,
423
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,784
but if you want
to hurt the Wall Mart
424
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,411
you'll have
to go through me.
425
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:35,745
We don't have
time for this.
426
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,664
Kenny, keep him
away from us.
427
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,709
Very well, Kenny.
Let us battle!
428
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,419
Ow, Kenny.
429
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:43,586
Kenny, knock it off!
430
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,923
Welcome to Wall Mart.
431
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,758
Save it, grandpa.
432
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,218
We gotta find
the television department.
433
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,976
Aaaah!
434
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,562
Boys, these axes
are only 4.99.
435
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,689
Dad, we know how
to destroy the Wall Mart.
436
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,190
Shh!
What are you talking about?
437
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,735
One of the creators
told us.
438
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,028
You have to take your keys over
to the television department.
439
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,112
Television department...
440
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,780
Alright, come on,
let's go.
441
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,242
Oh, my God!
- What?
442
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,869
Those $2
salt and pepper shakers!
443
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,038
They were $3
five minutes ago!
444
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,581
The Wall Mart is lowering
its prices to try and stop us!
445
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,167
Come on, we gotta try
to make it to the back!
446
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:26,880
Aaagh!
447
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,339
Don't look!
Don't look at its bargains!
448
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:35,889
[all screaming]
449
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,515
I think I see the television
department in the back!
450
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,808
Is that
the right way, Dad?
451
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:39,934
Dad?
452
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,269
Dad!
453
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,563
This screwdriver set
is only 9.98!
454
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:44,564
Come on, Dad!
455
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,815
I can't make it, boys!
456
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:46,691
You're gonna have
to go on without me!
457
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,568
No, Dad,
we need your keys!
458
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:49,569
This bargain
is too great for me!
459
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,863
I'm gonna have
to buy these.
460
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,114
Here, take the keys
and go on!
461
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,866
The television department
is near the back!
462
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,326
Next to the cell phones!
463
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:57,619
Go, hurry!
464
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,246
I'm gonna go buy these
screwdrivers!
465
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,998
There,
the television department!
466
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,797
Hello, boys.
467
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,882
Congratulations
on getting this far.
468
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,051
Who are you?
469
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,178
I am...Wall Mart.
470
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,972
You?
471
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,975
I have taken this form
in order to talk to you,
472
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,227
but I can take many forms.
473
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:25,313
Does this
suit you better?
474
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:29,400
Or perhaps
you'd prefer this form.
475
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,154
I can take
whichever form I like.
476
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,407
We don't want
your store in our town,
477
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,450
we've come
to destroy you.
478
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,618
Where's the heart?
479
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:39,452
To find the heart
of Wall Mart,
480
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,955
one must first ask one's self
481
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,833
"who is it that
asks the question?"
482
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,543
Me.
I'm asking the question.
483
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:47,669
Ah, yes,
but who are you?
484
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,255
Stan Marsh--
now, where's the heart?
485
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,799
Ah, you know the answer
but not the question.
486
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,884
The question is:
where is the heart?
487
00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:00,181
Very well, you want to see
the heart of Wall Mart?
488
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,101
It lies beyond
that plasma screen television.
489
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,733
It's a mirror.
490
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:11,818
Yes, don't you see?
491
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,987
That is the heart
of Wall Mart--
492
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,489
You, the consumer.
493
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:20,034
I take many forms--
Wall Mart, K-Mart, Target--
494
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,786
but I am
one single entity:
495
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,414
desire.
496
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:25,707
Well, the guy in Arkansas
said to destroy the heart.
497
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,296
Aagh! No!
498
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,381
No, what have you done?
499
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:38,094
Now you shall see
my true form!
500
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:41,055
Ah ha ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha ha!
501
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,225
Now you see me
as I truly am!
502
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,061
We better
get outta here!
503
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,987
Get out!
It's gonna blow!
504
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,366
Dad, come on,
we gotta get out!
505
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,535
It's too late
for me, son!
506
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,495
I have
to buy this stuff!
507
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,039
The Wall Mart
is imploding!
508
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,123
Everybody out now!
509
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,542
[all screaming]
510
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:27,227
[farting]
511
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:32,023
Haa ha ha ha!
512
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,192
Boys, you did it!
513
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,735
You killed
the Wall Mart!
514
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,278
[cheers]
515
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,529
How did you
do it, Kyle?
516
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,530
All Wall Marts start
a self-destruction sequence
517
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,115
if you break a mirror
in the back.
518
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,951
We know how
to destroy it now.
519
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,661
Spread the word
to other towns.
520
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:52,168
Wait, I think I understand
the symbolism of the mirror.
521
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,420
The Wall Mart...
is us.
522
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:55,129
Duh.
523
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,091
You see, boys,
if we like our small-town charm
524
00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,509
more than big
corporate bullies,
525
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:02,512
we all have to be willing
to pay a little bit more.
526
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,430
Do you understand?
527
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:05,139
Yeah!
528
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,809
Let's all go shop
at Jim's Drug, down the street!
529
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,560
[all cheering]
530
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:31,124
All: ♪ Oh, Lord, kumbaya ♪
531
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:32,375
Alright, let's not
make that mistake again.
532
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,585
Yeah, let's go shop
over at True Value.
533
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:35,878
Let's go!
- Yeah!