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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ gonna have
myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ gonna leave my
woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting
"howdy neighbor" ♪
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♪ Headin' on up
to South Park ♪
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♪ gonna see
if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ [muffled] ♪
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♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ and meet some
friends of mine ♪
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Come on Wendy
we're gonna miss it!
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We're gonna
miss what?
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Paris Hilton is making an
appearance at the mall!
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Who's Paris Hilton?
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Who's Paris Hilton?
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You don't know?
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Hello everyone!
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The Guess Clothing Company
is pleased to have
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as its new spokesperson
and model...
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A woman all you young ones
can look up to.
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Miss Paris Hilton!
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[screams and applause]
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Wow, that's
really her!
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Paris over here!
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I don't get it,
what does she do?
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She's super-rich!
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But what
does she do?
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She's totally
spoiled and snobby.
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What does she do?
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She's a whore!
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Hey everyone!
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Sorry if I'm
a little spent,
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I did a whole lot
of partying last night
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with a lot
of different guys!
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[hacking]
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Anyway, I'm pleased
to be here in Gouth Dark
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to announce the opening
of my brand new store.
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A store where girls can
buy everything they need
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to be just like me!
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"Stupid Spoiled Whore"!
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[cheers & applause]
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Have fun girls,
and remember to party
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and be super lame
to everybody!
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Bye!
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Gimme that, fucking Christ
I need a drink.
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[gagging]
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Where's my dog?
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Wow, look at all
this great stuff!
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Stupid Spoiled
Whore clothes!
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Stupid Spoiled
Whore dolls!
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Hey, check it out!
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The new
Paris Hilton perfume,
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"Skanque".
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Skanque!
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Oh yeah, let's
get lots of that!
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You guys,
don't buy this stuff!
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Why do you want to be
like Paris Hilton?
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It's not just Paris.
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Britney Spears,
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Christina Aguilera,
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Tare Reid...
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They're all stupid
spoiled whores!
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But the idea that we'll
be whorish for money
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is belittling
to our gender!
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Wendy, get a clue
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the only thing
more important
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than being rich
is being famous.
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Wow, you really sound
like a dumb brat, Bebe!
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Thanks, Annie!
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God, get me out
of this hick town!
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What a bunch of rednecks!
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Everybody is
so fucking lame.
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Except for you,
my little Tinkerbell.
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You love me
vewy much don't you.
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How much you wove me?
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I'm gonna dress
you up like a bunny!
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And then I'm gonna dress you up
like a little princess!
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You're mine forever!
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[cell ringing]
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Whatever-
oh, hey Gacy...
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Oh, another stupid
store opening
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in some lame
cowboy town.
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Oh it's so
fucking stupid
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this whole town
stinks like cows.
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I can't wait to
get out of here. Grody.
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They have the
lamest stores, too.
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I'm gonna go to Rome
for the weekend I think,
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I don't know,
Rome or Tokyo;
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either way it'll be
totally boring, stupid.
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[hacking]
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I need to
get wasted.
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I haven't had a drink
in like, fourteen minutes.
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Why is everybody
so stupid, anyway?
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I flashed all these hicks
my boobs
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you should have seen
the looks on their faces,
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stupid redneck idiots.
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Aaaaghgh!!
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Oh dear...
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Another dog
killed itself!!
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Hey Jessie, hey Kal.
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Do you guys mind
if I hang out with you?
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The other girls are
acting really strange.
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Sure, Wendy.
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We were just trying
to think of something to do.
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Oh, well, you wanna maybe
go to the art museum?
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Nah, that sounds
really dull.
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Hey, I know!
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Let's make
a video tape
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of us having
sex with boys!
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What?
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I just got...
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The Stupid Spoiled
Whore video playset!
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♪ Stupid Spoiled Whore
video playset ♪
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We can make videos that
get out on the internet!
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Yeah!!
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♪ Stupid Spoiled Whore
video playset ♪
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♪ Show the whole world ♪
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♪ what a slut you are ♪
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[announcer]
Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset
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comes with video camera,
night vision filter, play money
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lose-able cell phone and
sixteen hits of ecstasy.
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♪ Stupid Spoiled Whore
video playset ♪
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♪ Let everyone see your
koo-hoo-hooch ♪
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I'm pretending to be calling my
friends on the cell phone,
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while my man waits
for more sex!
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You're a
Stupid Spoiled Whore!
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Where are you
going Wendy?
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Waahhhh!
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Wahghghgghghgh!!
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It's alright,
Miss Hilton,
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we'll find you
another dog.
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Aaaaahghgg!
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There, there, now.
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Let's just get you
back home, shall we?
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Booo-boooo...
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Wait wait,
stop the car!
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Stop the car you
fucking moron!
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Look at how cuute!
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I want that!
I want that!
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♪ Loo loo loo,
I've got some apples ♪
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♪ Loo loo loo,
you got some, too ♪
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It's adorable!
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♪ Loo loo loo let's
make some applesauce ♪
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♪ Take off our clothes
and loo loo loo ♪
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Look at his
wittle puff ball!
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I'm going to feed you
and take care of you
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and call you
"Mr. Biggles"!
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My name's Butters.
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Driver put Mr. Biggles
in the car.
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I want to find
a bear costume for him!
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Won't he be so cute
dressed up as a bear?
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Paris, I believe this
is somebody's child.
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I want it.
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I don't think
you can actually--
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I want it,
I waaant it!!
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Alright, alright,
come on, young man.
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I'm sorry, ma'am, I'd like
to be your boyfriend and all,
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even though you have
kind of a big nose,
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but my parents told me
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never get into a car
with a stranger.
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Well did they say
anything about limousines?
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Butters, never get into
a car with a stranger...
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unless its a limousine.
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Oh, yeah, actually they
did say that'd be alright...
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Get in the limo,
Mr. Biggles!
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We're gonna have
a bear costume made for you!
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[TV announcer]
...and now, back to "The Price Is Right"!
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[sigh]
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Hi sweetie...
What's the matter?
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Mom, Dad, I'm
growing concerned
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about the role models young
women have in today's society.
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Oh?
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It seems that
lewdness and shallowness
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are being exalted,
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while intellectualism
is looked down upon.
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Gosh.
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I think young women
are being marketed to
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by corrupt, moral-less
corporations.
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Well... we'll get right on
fixing that, sweetie.
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Wanna watch
"The Price Is Right"?
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Dad, there's a new
store at the mall
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called "Stupid Spoiled Whore"
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and I'm going to go there
and buy a thong.
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What!?
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No daughter of mine is
going to dress like a whore!
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We're marching down to that
store right now young lady!
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Oh my God!
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Well, this place is--
oh my God!
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Mrs. Faulk, you're buying
this stuff for your daughter?
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It's what's
'in' right now.
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I can't have
my little girl
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be the only one
not in a trend,
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she'll be unpopular!
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Unpopular?
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If she's not
a whore?
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But these are
our girls!
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I think it's
empowering for them!
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I mean, sure, if a man wants
to be a whore it's "normal".
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But if a woman wants to
be one, it's "wrroonnngg"!
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That's right! Yeah!
- Uh-huh!
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Yeah, when a man pees
standing up, it's "normal"
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but if a woman does it,
it's "wweeiird"!
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Yeah!
- That's right!
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Yeah! Like when men shave
their balls its fine
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but when a woman does it,
she's "strraaaanggee"!
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It's not fair!
- You said it! Yeah!
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All the girls
in South Park
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are gonna be
total sluts from now on.
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So you can just
get used to it.
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Yeah... Will you buy me that
purse I want over there?
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I'll do anything
'cause I'm a whore.
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Ooohh... sure
I can buy a purse.
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Dad!
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No, Wendy, I think
they're right.
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You see, you have to believe
in the rights of women.
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For too long they've had to
live a double standard--
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Ooh, yeah--
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I'm sorry I've been so
chauvinistic, Wendy.
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From now on you can have
whatever you want
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from this store.
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I'll help make you
the stupidest,
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most spoiled whore
of them all!
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Hooray!
- Alright!
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Butters, would you
mind telling us
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why you're dressed up
like a bear?
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Oh. Well, uh...
my sorta-girlfriend
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dressed me up
like this.
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Your girlfriend?
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There you are Mr. Biggles
oh, I thought I'd lost you!
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Promise you'll
never leave me!
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Butters, you're dating
Paris Hilton?
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You are grounded, mister!
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I'm sorry...
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Uh, sweetheart, isn't Paris
Hilton worth a lot of money?
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Chris, she's more than
twice Butters' age!
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And more than
3 billion times his net worth...
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Everybody adores
that girl, darling,
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we should be
nice to her, too.
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Especially if she's
in love with our son.
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Uh, Paris would you like to
have some cocoa with us?
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[hacking]
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With schnapps
and scotch.
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[hack]
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So, Paris, I understand
you're from
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the prestigious
Hilton family.
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Very nice hotels.
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I gotta get outta here,
this place is stupid.
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Where am I?
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Oh, I want to take
Mr. Biggles with me.
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With you where?
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To live with me
forever and ever
255
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,488
you dumb broad-
how much?
256
00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:51,823
How much?
...for Butters?
257
00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,784
Butters...
is our son.
258
00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:54,826
He's not for sale.
259
00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:56,745
I'll give you two hundred
million dollars for it.
260
00:08:58,247 --> 00:08:59,456
Excuse me?
261
00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:02,751
I said I'll give you two hundred
million dollars for it.
262
00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:09,800
I'll write you a check
for Mr. Biggles right now.
263
00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:11,093
Chris, is she serious?
264
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,636
Uh, Butters, why don't
you take Paris
265
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,388
up to your room
for a little while.
266
00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:15,681
Mommy and daddy
have to talk.
267
00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:17,641
Mom, Dad,
I love you.
268
00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:18,809
Please don't sell me
to Paris Hilton--
269
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,936
Butters, right now!
270
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,814
We aren't honestly
considering this?
271
00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:25,232
Darling, Paris
is a billionaire!
272
00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,984
She can give Butters
everything he wants!
273
00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,902
We'd be terrible parents
not to consider it!
274
00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,612
But he's our son!
275
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,281
I know darling,
but look...
276
00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,825
We have to think about
the rest of the family.
277
00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:36,827
The rest of the family-
you mean us?
278
00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:39,329
Yes, us - the rest
of the family!
279
00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:43,083
What should we do, Mr. Biggles?
I drank too much!
280
00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:46,503
Oh my God
I'm so wasted!
281
00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:49,172
The room is all spinny...
282
00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:52,634
I'm... totally...
passing out...
283
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,140
[squish]
284
00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,183
[squish-squish]
285
00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,938
[school bell ringing]
286
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,109
Hey Bebe, I heard you were
having a party tonight.
287
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,402
You wouldn't be
interested, Wendy.
288
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,445
My parents are
out of town
289
00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,071
so it's a Stupid
Spoiled Whore party.
290
00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,990
I'm a stupid
spoiled whore.
291
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,576
Right, please Wendy,
you're like,
292
00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,286
class president
and stuff.
293
00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,954
Yeah, and you get
straight A's in school!
294
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,122
You're not even spoiled
295
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,999
because your parents
give money to charity!
296
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,459
You don't want to go
to this party, Wendy.
297
00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:26,960
We're inviting
all the boys
298
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,086
and we're gonna play
Spin the Bottle
299
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,004
and Two Minutes
in the Closet
300
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,005
and do ketamine!
301
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,423
That's okay.
302
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,675
Oh please, do you even
know what ketamine is?
303
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,760
Yes!
304
00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,470
See, you are
too smart.
305
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,639
Yeah, we have no idea
what ketamine is!
306
00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:40,265
Sorry Wendy, you're
just not a whore.
307
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,391
Get lost!
308
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:42,392
[all] Yeah!
309
00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,355
Hey, we better start inviting
boys to the party!
310
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,482
Ooh, look
here comes Clyde!
311
00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:49,650
Party at my house
tonight, Clyde.
312
00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:50,942
You're invited!
313
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,778
Mmm, I'd like
a piece a that!
314
00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,154
I wanna do him!
315
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,447
Oh yeah,
here comes Kyle.
316
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,532
Mmmmm, talk to me,
kosher boy!
317
00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,493
I'd like to twizzle
his pixie stick!
318
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,203
Party at my house
tonight, Kyle!
319
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,539
Tweek and Jason, that'd
be a great three way.
320
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,999
Yeah! They're
invited, too!
321
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,167
Jason has
a huge bulge.
322
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,002
You're gonna
get it boys!
323
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,587
Now here's what
I'm talkin' about--
324
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,422
a little midnight blue!
325
00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,675
Yeah, I'd like to
wax his crankshaft.
326
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,094
Be at Bebe's house
tonight at seven!
327
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,429
[clearing throat]
328
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,395
Look, here comes Kevin!
329
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,771
Hey Kevin, party
at my house!
330
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,357
I'd like to gargle
his marbles!
331
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,608
Yeah, you said it!
332
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,694
See ya there, Kev!
333
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,073
[in girl's voice]
Ooh, there's Cartman,
334
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,575
we should invite him
to the party for sure.
335
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:45,288
Fuck you Milly,
fuck you Annie,
336
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,624
fuck you Bebe,
fuck you whatever your name is
337
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,544
and fuck you, bitch.
338
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:54,214
Huh... [squish]
isn't that...
339
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,590
Well that is the
darndest thing I ever saw.
340
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,050
[knock on door]
Gasp!
341
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,094
Miss Hilton?
Miss Hilton?
342
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,263
Ugh...
where am I?
343
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,725
Ewwww! This room is
all middle class and small!
344
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:07,060
Miss Hilton, we've talked
it over all night and...
345
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,729
While your offer
is enticing,
346
00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:11,022
I'm afraid we just
can't sell you our son
347
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:12,190
for two hundred
million dollars.
348
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,610
It'll have to be two hundred
and fifty million.
349
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:16,862
Cash, up front.
350
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,238
Oh, hamburgers!
351
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,158
Yay, Mr. Biggles
your mine forever!
352
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,618
Please, I don't wanna
live with her!
353
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,371
She's snores real bad,
and she has a huge nose,
354
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,748
and this squishy thing
that lives in her pants!
355
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,833
Please, please don't
sell me to her!!
356
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,961
Alright, Butters,
tell you what,
357
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,173
if you can raise
the two hundred and fifty million dollars yourself
358
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,799
you can stay!
359
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,801
How am I supposed to
make that kind of money?
360
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,303
It's called
working, young man.
361
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,847
Your grandfather was a
coal miner for fifty years!
362
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:44,848
He never complained!
363
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,141
Get out there
and start digging!
364
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:50,103
Yes sir... I gotta
mine some coal really fast!
365
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,106
That should keep him
busy for a while
366
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,108
while we get this
transaction finished.
367
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,777
Now, Miss Hilton,
how shall we start?
368
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:05,660
Okay, that's two minutes!
369
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,454
You can come out now
Clyde and Beth!
370
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:08,497
Woooo!!
- Alright Beth!
371
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,831
How was he Beth!
372
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,125
We had a great time,
didn't we Clyde?
373
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:16,838
Baahhhh... owwie....
owwiieee...
374
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,758
[knock on door]
375
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,678
Oh hey,
what's going on.
376
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:24,846
I'm, uh, here
for the party.
377
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,848
Yeah?
Who invited you?
378
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,518
Oh, uh... Kelly,
Kelly invited me.
379
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,435
Kelly who?
380
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,313
Kelly
Ruther-ford-min-skin...
381
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,565
Kelly Rutherfordminskin?
382
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:36,858
Yeah?
383
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,069
Did you invite him?
- No.
384
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,155
Oh wait! Wait!
It wasn't her, I forgot,
385
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,242
it was Kelly
Pinkertonsonfordter.
386
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,993
Kelly Pinkertonsonfordter?
387
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,537
What?
388
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,247
Oh God dammit!
389
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,748
[doorbell ringing]
390
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,420
Oh, hello, Wendy
are you alright?
391
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,172
No... I need help.
392
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,049
From me?
393
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,384
Actually, I was hoping
to see your boyfriend.
394
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,885
Well, sure,
come on in.
395
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,012
Mr. Slave is
right over here.
396
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:13,061
Errrrhghgh! Oh, Jesus!
Jesus Christ!
397
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,981
Mr. Slave, little Wendy
from class wants to see you.
398
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,440
Oh, hi Wendy.
399
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,277
You need help with
your math homework?
400
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,779
No, I need help becoming
a dirty whore like you.
401
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,115
Oh dear.
402
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,491
Mr. Slave, I think you
and Wendy better have
403
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:27,284
a little talk.
404
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:28,618
I'll make some cocoa.
405
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,372
Mr. Slave, you're the
most perverted, lewd,
406
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,331
depraved slut I know.
407
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,416
Thank you, sweetie.
408
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,084
Can you teach me
your secret, fast?
409
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,295
Honey, I didn't work
to become a whore.
410
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,255
I was born a whore.
411
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,341
I've been one... ever since
I can remember...
412
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:44,926
Ever since I was
a little boy
413
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:48,096
I seemed to enjoy...
different things.
414
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,515
Mommy, I think
I have a fever...
415
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,476
Can you take
my temperature?
416
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:56,688
Ooh, Jesus Christ!
417
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,398
As I got older,
418
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,901
I found that
one boy was never enough...
419
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,235
Hey, there's
that queer kid!
420
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,320
Let's tackle him!
421
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,238
Hey yeah!
Tackle the queer kid!
422
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,657
Yeah!
- Get him! We'll show you!
423
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:11,453
Oooh! Jesus Christ!
424
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:15,040
So you see, I can't make you
into a whore, Wendy.
425
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,375
But why would you
want to be one anyway?
426
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,919
Because all the
other girls are.
427
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,712
They're having a huge
sex party right now
428
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:21,796
and I'm not invited.
429
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:22,839
A what?
430
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,466
For God's sake, where?
431
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,597
♪ You work eighteen hours
and what do you get ♪
432
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,558
♪ parents sell you
to Paris Hilton ♪
433
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,103
Look at that.
434
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,648
A bear...
mining for coal.
435
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,317
Well, I never!
436
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,196
Well Butters,
how did it go?
437
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,073
Did you dig up two hundred
million dollars worth of coal?
438
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,699
Well, no,
not quite...
439
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,284
Oh well, too bad,
440
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,911
Miss Hilton did
raise the money
441
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,329
so you'll be
going off with her.
442
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,081
Aw, shucks.
443
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,876
Bye sweetie,
we love you!!
444
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,504
Smile Mr. Biggles!
445
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,506
This time I have to get
a picture of my new pet
446
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,883
before anything happens!
447
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,135
Before what happens?
448
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,693
Aaagh!
449
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,698
Mr. Biggles?
Mr. Biggles come back!
450
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,741
You better
help me find him!
451
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,576
No Mr. Biggles,
no money!
452
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,121
Oh, that troublemaking
son of ours!
453
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,915
Butters you get back here
or you are grounded, mister!
454
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,053
Oh, Jesus!
455
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,723
[record scratches to a halt]
456
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:55,932
Kids!
457
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:56,975
Kids!
458
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,143
Ooh, party foul!
459
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,477
Shut off the light!
460
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,562
Oh, thank God!
461
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,773
Girls what on Earth
are you doing?
462
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,151
We're being Stupid
Spoiled Whores.
463
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,278
Help, you
gotta hide me!
464
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,072
Don't tell her
I'm in here!
465
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,782
What did you do Wendy,
go rat on us
466
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,076
because you're not invited
to our Paris Hilton party?
467
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,662
Okay, I think this has
all gone far enough.
468
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,998
Now look, the last person
you want to be like
469
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,416
is Paris Hilton!
470
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,460
Mr. Biggles?
471
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,128
Paris Hilton
is a nobody.
472
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,504
She may have money
473
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:29,591
but she's a thoughtless,
talentless low-life.
474
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,968
Who the fuck are you
calling a low-life?
475
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,012
Wow, Paris Hilton
is at my party!
476
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,346
I rule!
477
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,973
Aaaghgh!
478
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,517
Hon, will you just
tell these girls
479
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,895
that being a whore
isn't such a great thing?
480
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,271
What isn't
great about it?
481
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,940
What's more to life
than partying?
482
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,276
Look, girls, I've
partied a lot, okay?
483
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,779
And I'm telling you
there's more to life.
484
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:54,240
You don't even know what
partying is, loser!
485
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,785
Sweetie, really,
don't go there, okay.
486
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,161
Oh I went there!
I went there,
487
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,663
took some pictures
and flew back already!
488
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:01,664
[all] Oooh!
489
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,458
Wow, what a bitch!
490
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,086
Sweetie, listen, I know
you've done some "partying"
491
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,837
in your bubbled
little rich life
492
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:08,922
but you don't even
want to know
493
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,507
the kind of stuff
I've done.
494
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,258
I'm the real whore
495
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,219
and I'm telling you
it isn't great.
496
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,305
Oh yeah? I challenge
you to a whore off!
497
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,473
[all] Oooh!
498
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,891
Whore off!
499
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,434
Whore off!
500
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:27,190
Uh testing, hello...
okay, welcome everyone.
501
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,317
Uh, the South Park
Chamber of Commerce
502
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,112
is pleased to bring you
the first annual
503
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,364
Who is the Biggest
Whore Showdown.
504
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,700
[cheers & applause]
505
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,911
Mr. Slave has no idea
what he's in for!
506
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,371
Paris is gonna
rock his world!
507
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,164
Uh... I'm not quite sure
508
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,834
how we start
this competition off, but--
509
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,877
I'll show you
how we start it off!
510
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,257
[all] Oooh!
511
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,679
What is
Mr. Slave doing?
512
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:58,805
He's just
sitting there!
513
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,849
Give him time, Wendy,
give him time.
514
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,100
[whispering]
Come on, Mr. Slave.
515
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,227
Back off!
516
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:07,730
None of you losers
are enough for me!
517
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:14,404
Grhghgghgh....
oh yeah... uhhhhh....
518
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:15,530
[all] Oooh!
519
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,574
♪ Ta-daaaaaa ♪
520
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,742
[cheers & applause]
521
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,578
Oh no, she di-n't!
522
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,596
[coughing]
Oh Jesus...
523
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:48,646
Arhgghgh!!
524
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:53,902
Grrghghg! Grrrghgh!
Grghgghgh!
525
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:54,944
Grrrrghghghg!
526
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:58,031
Ooohh... Jesus...
527
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,952
[cheers & applause]
528
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,495
Now that's a whore!
529
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:10,001
Wow... I guess Paris
isn't such hot shit after all.
530
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,961
People,
don't applaud me,
531
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,755
I'm a dirty whore!
532
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,508
Being spoiled and stupid
and whorish
533
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:20,386
is supposed to be
a bad thing, remember?
534
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,597
Parents if you don't
teach your children
535
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,058
that people like Paris Hilton
are supposed to be despised
536
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:27,018
where are they
gonna learn it?
537
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:30,313
You have to be the--
ooh, Jesus Christ
538
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,357
you have to be
the ones to make sure
539
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,901
your daughters aren't looking up
to the wrong people!
540
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,070
The homosexual
is right.
541
00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:40,281
From now on, Bebe, you're going
to dress like a little girl.
542
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,158
Wendy, we're sorry
we called you names
543
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,118
like "not stupid",
and "not spoiled".
544
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,037
Yeah, and I didn't mean
to say you weren't a whore.
545
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,205
That's okay guys.
546
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:49,624
So... So that's it?
547
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,793
No two hundred
million dollars?
548
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,212
Well, Butters,
I hope you're happy!
549
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,757
I'm a baaad bear...
I'm a very bad ol' bear.
550
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,051
You're a grounded
ol' bear!
551
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,762
Erghghgh...
Grhghghggh...
552
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,515
Oh my God
it's so gross!
553
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,267
Let me outta here!
554
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,606
What the fuck
is that?
555
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,985
Paris, you must find your way
out of this place
556
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,528
or you'll surely die.
557
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,029
What?
558
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,155
Make your way
to small intestine.
559
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,949
There you will meet
the Sparrow Prince
560
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,409
who can guide you
to Catatafish.
561
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:25,910
Now go Paris Hilton,
make haste!
562
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,580
♪ A great adventure ♪
563
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,958
♪ is waiting
for you ahead ♪
564
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:37,338
♪ Hurry onward Paris Hilton
or you will soon be dead ♪
565
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,717
♪ The road ahead is
full of danger and fright ♪
566
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,927
♪ but push onward
Paris Hilton ♪
567
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,429
♪ with all
of your might ♪
568
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:45,513
♪ Paris Hilton ♪
569
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,181
♪ Paris Hilton ♪
570
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,099
♪ Paris Hilton ♪
571
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,225
♪ Paris Hilton ♪
572
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:50,935
♪ Paris Hilton ♪
573
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,061
♪ Paris Hilton ♪
574
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:52,937
♪ Paris Hilton ♪
575
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,397
♪ Paris Hilton ♪
576
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:55,231
♪ Paris Hilton ♪
577
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:56,399
♪ Paris Hilton ♪
578
00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:57,817
♪ Paris Hilton ♪
579
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:58,693
♪ Paris Hilton ♪
580
00:21:59,235 --> 00:21:59,902
♪ Stupid whore ♪