1 00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:10,511 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 2 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:12,054 ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ 3 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,806 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 4 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 5 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:16,600 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪ 6 00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:18,561 ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,229 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,231 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪ 9 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,190 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪ 10 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:25,317 ♪ gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 11 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:28,487 ♪ [muffled] ♪ 12 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:29,780 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪ 13 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:31,699 ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪ 14 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:40,249 I don't know. That looks pretty high up. 15 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,918 Yeah, I think it'd be better to start lower. 16 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:44,545 Dude, I really don't think it's smart, Cartman. 17 00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:48,716 This is gonna be totally cool, you guys. 18 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:51,177 It's not gonna work. Just come down from there. 19 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:54,180 Jeez, this looks a lot higher from up here. 20 00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:56,432 What's going on? 21 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,517 Cartman thinks he can fly off of his roof. 22 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:03,481 Do it! Do it! 23 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:04,565 I'm gonna! 24 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:05,816 I wouldn't if I were you! 25 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,401 Those wings don't look very strong! 26 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:08,402 Don't listen to them, Cartman! 27 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,112 I'm sure it'll work. Go for it! 28 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,614 Yay, Cartman! Fly, fly, fly! 29 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,825 Okay, here we go. [clears throat] 30 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:17,912 Since the days of Copernicus, man has dreamed of flight. 31 00:01:18,037 --> 00:01:18,704 On this historic day, let us-- 32 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,248 Aw, go on and do it already! 33 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:23,250 Hold on. I'm giving my speech! 34 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,210 On this historic day, 35 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,670 we remember the Wright brothers, Orville and Redenbacher, 36 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:28,756 whose dreams and visions inspired generations. 37 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,508 He's not gonna do it. 38 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:31,634 And now, again, one man's vision 39 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,552 ushers in a new era of aerial travel, 40 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:37,348 proving the power of imagination and intellect. 41 00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:39,683 The magic of flight! 42 00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:43,562 [exclaims] 43 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:06,919 Oh my God, Eric! 44 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:09,380 Eric, Mommy's here, sweetie. 45 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:10,714 Well, what's wrong with him? 46 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,633 I'm afraid that your son is... 47 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,385 incredibly stupid. 48 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:16,512 He thought he could fly with cardboard wings. 49 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,889 The stupidity is so severe that it caused a fall 50 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:21,100 which has put him into a deep coma. 51 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:21,976 Coma? 52 00:02:22,101 --> 00:02:24,770 My God. For how long? 53 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:27,314 There's no telling. He may never recover. 54 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,191 We'll just have to wait... 55 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,943 and see... 56 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:34,530 [harp glissando] 57 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:38,701 ♪ Seasons change, time passes by ♪ 58 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,911 ♪ As the weeks become the months ♪ 59 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:46,000 ♪ become the years ♪ 60 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:47,293 [groans] 61 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:51,005 Oh, my-- Doctor, he's awake! 62 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,758 Where... where am I? 63 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:56,260 Oh, you've finally come back. 64 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,469 It's a miracle! 65 00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:58,846 You're at the hospital, Eric. 66 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:00,556 You've been in a coma for some time. 67 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,600 Coma...how long? 68 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:04,560 It's been two... Days. 69 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:07,146 Nurse, you can remove his face warmer now. 70 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:08,063 Yes, Doctor. 71 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:11,984 Now, Eric, you've suffered massive head trauma. 72 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:15,362 Your road to recovery will be long and arduous. 73 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,865 At least another two days. 74 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:21,202 ♪ Seasons change, time passes by ♪ 75 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:24,455 ♪ As the weeks become the months ♪ 76 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:27,458 ♪ become the years ♪ 77 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,377 You're doing so much better, muffin. 78 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:31,712 Why the hell do I have to share my room 79 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,422 with other patients? This is bull crap! 80 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,008 Oh, you're sounding just like your old self again. 81 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,844 I'm sorry, detectives. There was nothing we could do. 82 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,222 Damn it! Another murder victim. 83 00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:43,599 For three years, the left hand killer has been at large, 84 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,476 and I've exhausted every lead. 85 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:48,729 Maybe I just don't have what it takes to be a cop anymore. 86 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:51,482 We'd better get back to the station, sir. 87 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:52,650 Good, because you assholes 88 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:53,692 have kept me up for three hours. 89 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,402 Alright, let's go, Murphy. 90 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,238 Hang on a second. Where are my car keys? 91 00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:58,447 Probably in your front pocket, dumb ass. 92 00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:06,205 Doctor, didn't you say that kid suffered head trauma? 93 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,790 Yes, it was... pretty severe. 94 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:08,999 What is it, Lou? 95 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,919 I've...heard cases where people suffering head trauma 96 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,671 awaken to some psychic abilities. 97 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:14,838 Aw, come on, sir. 98 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,215 I know it's ridiculous, 99 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:17,883 but I'm going to explore every possibility I can. 100 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:22,096 Hello, young man, could we have a quick word with you? 101 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:22,930 Not now. 102 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:25,015 The nurse is gonna walk in any minute with my lunch. 103 00:04:25,683 --> 00:04:27,059 12:30, Eric, lunchtime. 104 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,688 Young man, how did you know 105 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:33,148 the nurse was gonna walk in just now? 106 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:34,441 I don't know. I just knew it. 107 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:35,818 [sniffs] 108 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,278 Oh, man, this smells like meat loaf again! 109 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:39,822 Yup, meat loaf again. 110 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:40,906 Jesus, how did he... 111 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:43,284 Little boy... 112 00:04:43,409 --> 00:04:44,868 Well, it's a snowball's chance in hell, 113 00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:46,537 but we were wondering if you could come down 114 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:47,788 and see if your... 115 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,623 new powers could help us catch the killer. 116 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,792 His new powers? 117 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:54,670 Alright, make sure you get pictures 118 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,380 of everything in this crime scene. 119 00:04:58,799 --> 00:04:59,883 Who's the kid? 120 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:01,468 Supposed to be some kind of psychic. 121 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,304 Pff! Oh, Christ. 122 00:05:03,429 --> 00:05:05,347 This is... where the body was found. 123 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,100 Multiple stab wounds, just like all the others. 124 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:11,145 How come the outline is missing its hand? 125 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,981 The killer always cuts off the left hand of his victim 126 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:15,941 and keeps it as a trophy. 127 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,154 Stand back. Give him room. 128 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,615 Come on, kid, concentrate. 129 00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:25,659 What do you see in your mind? 130 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:35,044 Ice cream... 131 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:36,837 covered with... chocolate sprinkles. 132 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,215 Double-stuff Oreos. 133 00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,178 He's taking the top off of one and... 134 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:48,682 Being put together to make quadruple stuffs! 135 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,728 I see ice cream with sprinkles and quadruple stuffs. 136 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,521 Jesus Christ. - Sir? 137 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:55,522 Tom Johansen, 138 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:58,359 the owner of the ice cream shop. 139 00:05:58,484 --> 00:05:59,485 [doorbell rings] 140 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,740 Yes? Oh, hello, detectives. 141 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,201 Mr. Johansen, could we have a quick word with you? 142 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,078 Well, sure, come on in. 143 00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,496 I'm afraid the house is a little bit 144 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:11,872 of a disaster area since I-- 145 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:12,706 Get him! - [screams] 146 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,875 Code six, code six! 147 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,543 Go! Take him down! Right now, right now. 148 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,003 Use the taser! Use the taser! 149 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,380 [screaming] 150 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:21,173 Hit him again! - [screaming] 151 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:22,758 [siren wailing] 152 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,135 He put up a hell of a fight, but we got him! 153 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,554 Why? Why? 154 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,264 Congratulations, Eric. 155 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,600 You just stopped the biggest killer in South Park history. 156 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,018 We would give you a reward, 157 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,895 but I guess that knowing the people of South Park 158 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,022 are safe again is reward enough. 159 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:38,023 Guess again. 160 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:39,942 Alright, here's $100. 161 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,026 Wow! 162 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,778 His powers are uncanny. 163 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,363 Take good care of him, Miss Cartman. 164 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:46,198 Make sure he uses his powers for good. 165 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,658 Oh, he will. 166 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:49,952 My little poopsie-kins is a very good little boy. 167 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,246 [bell rings] 168 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:55,457 ♪ I'm a psychic and you aren't! ♪ 169 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,377 ♪ I have super-awesome powers, you don't! ♪ 170 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,504 Cartman, what did you do? 171 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:01,171 Oh, didn't you hear, Kyle? 172 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,715 I used my new psychic abilities to catch the serial killer, 173 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,592 and I made 100 bucks. 174 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,177 Nice old Mr. Johansen runs a candy shop. 175 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,096 He isn't a killer, and you know it! 176 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:10,431 Then why did I see ice cream and cookies 177 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:11,640 when I closed my eyes? 178 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,225 Because you're a fucking fat ass, that's why! 179 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,601 Do not doubt my powers, Kyle. 180 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:15,853 You don't have any powers. 181 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:17,146 Don't make me do it Kyle. 182 00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:19,022 I can make your head explode with a single thought. 183 00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:21,400 Be careful, Kyle! - He can't do crap! 184 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:22,776 Fine, Kyle, you asked for it! 185 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:23,861 Hyaih. 186 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:25,446 Dut-dut-dut-dut. 187 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,030 Na-na-na-na-na-na. Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup. 188 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,158 [boys screaming] 189 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,202 There he is. Hey, Eric. Eric! 190 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:33,495 We've got a little problem. 191 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:34,913 What? 192 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,540 While the ice cream store owner was in jail, 193 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,459 another murder was committed. 194 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,419 This body also had a missing hand 195 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:42,463 and a bowl of corn flakes next to it. 196 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:44,423 Which can only mean one thing... 197 00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:46,300 Ha! You see? 198 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:48,385 That a copycat killer is on the loose! 199 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,803 We need your psychic abilities 200 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,805 to catch this new guy right away! 201 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,307 What? 202 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:54,850 We'll pay you up front this time. 203 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,477 We got to catch this new guy before he kills again. 204 00:07:56,602 --> 00:07:57,227 I'm afraid that my powers... 205 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,021 Are not for sale. 206 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:02,107 And by that, I mean they absolutely are for sale. 207 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,650 Let's go. 208 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:06,278 Tom, I'm standing in a meadow just outside of town 209 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,363 where police have discovered the first victim 210 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:10,532 of the serial copycat killer. 211 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,326 Child Wunderkind Eric Cartman 212 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:14,286 is now arriving on the scene. 213 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,790 This is fucking ridiculous! 214 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:21,210 What have you got, Wunderkind? Are you seeing anything? 215 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:24,463 No, nothing. 216 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:26,173 Maybe his powers have left him. 217 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,174 Yeah. 218 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,759 Wait a minute. 219 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,473 Fried chicken. 220 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:36,183 It's tender, and it's fresh. 221 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:39,645 There's maple syrup. 222 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:41,063 Maple syrup's being put on the chicken! 223 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,898 What the hell is wrong with these people? 224 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,150 They're never gonna catch the serial killer. 225 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,777 He's too smart. 226 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:52,074 Do you want to see my cotton panties? 227 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,492 Hey, what about this guy? 228 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:55,285 Quiet! He's having a vision! 229 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,453 It is fried chicken! 230 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:05,420 Oh, my God. It's a fried chicken sundae. 231 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,464 Junior, what are you doing out? 232 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,466 I'm sorry, Mother! 233 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,593 You come home right now and have sex with me! 234 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,512 No, Mommy! 235 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,307 Hey, does anyone know who that guy is? 236 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:18,725 I said quiet, you little brat, 237 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,811 or I'll have you arrested for interfering with the law! 238 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,400 This is Park County News 4, 239 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:28,569 with your host, Jim Brownish. 240 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:31,363 The copycat killer of the "cut off the left hand" killer 241 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,906 has been arrested! 242 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,866 Police used the help of Eric Cartman, 243 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:36,285 a Wunderkind psychic detective. 244 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:39,329 At the crime scene, the young psychic had visions 245 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:40,914 flash before his mind, 246 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:41,999 and the police immediately arrested 247 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:45,168 the owner of Kentucky Fried Chicken. 248 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,254 The young man's vision was so astounding 249 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,298 that other police departments have sought out his help. 250 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:54,219 ♪ if I'm happy and I know it clap my hands ♪ 251 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,054 ♪ if I'm happy and I know it clap my hands ♪ 252 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,598 [knock at door] 253 00:09:57,723 --> 00:10:00,851 Eric, sweetie, there's some people here to see you. 254 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,312 More people need to make use of my phenomenal gift, huh? 255 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,605 Ah, it's so very tiring. 256 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,982 Uh, no, these people claim that they are 257 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:09,401 the real psychic detectives. 258 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:15,616 So you are the little boy who's been taking all our work. 259 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,784 Oh, I'll go make some tea. 260 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,828 Kid, we have a problem. 261 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,538 You didn't go through the proper channels 262 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:24,166 to become a psychic detective like we all did. 263 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,792 [all] Yeah! 264 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:26,627 Proper channels? 265 00:10:26,752 --> 00:10:28,086 You were supposed to fill out the form 266 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,713 on the back of the comic book 267 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,214 and pay the $25 fee 268 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,592 for the degree from the Psychic Detective School. 269 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,053 I was given my gift from a tragic accident. 270 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,096 I didn't need to go to Psychic Detective School. 271 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,265 Well, you can't just say you're a psychic detective. 272 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,975 You have to use the ad in the comic book. 273 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,894 You must pay the $25 fee 274 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,771 and give us 10% of your earnings. 275 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,317 [laughing] 276 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,027 10%, my balls. Get lost. 277 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,030 Very well, then you leave us no choice. 278 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:56,156 Roger? 279 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,285 Chur-chur-chur-chur. 280 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,996 Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom. 281 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,247 Enh-enh-enh-enh. 282 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:05,415 Na-na-na-na-na-na. 283 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,875 Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. 284 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,127 Gwon-gwon-gwon-gwon. 285 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,712 Alright, everyone! 286 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,631 [all imitating spacey sound effects] 287 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:22,182 Oh, goodness, what's going on? 288 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:23,600 Stand back, Mother. 289 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,268 We're having a telekinetic battle of minds! 290 00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:26,687 [all imitating spacey sound effects] 291 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:27,938 Oh! 292 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,022 Enough! 293 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,149 Doo-doo-doo-doo. 294 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:35,487 We are...obviously quite evenly matched. 295 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,240 I guess this will have to be settled in court. 296 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,700 In court? 297 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,327 We've brought a class action lawsuit against you. 298 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,246 We'll see you before the judge tomorrow. 299 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,709 Is it over? 300 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,634 Her name is... Veronica Crabtree, 301 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,302 bus driver for the elementary school. 302 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,096 She was considered an ancillary character, 303 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,931 one the fans wouldn't miss much. 304 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,100 Jesus Christ. Cause of death? 305 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,643 Same M.O., sir. 306 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,062 Multiple stab wounds, left hand cut off and missing. 307 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,106 So you're telling me somebody new 308 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,900 is now copying the crimes of the copycat killer? 309 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,153 Jesus, where will it end? 310 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,155 Every time I put a killer behind bars, 311 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,365 another guy just steps in and takes his place! 312 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,825 What am I doing wrong? 313 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,161 Excuse me, sir. I think I know who did this. 314 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,996 We saw this guy at the last crime scene, 315 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,372 and you know how serial killers 316 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,415 sometimes return to the scene of the crime? 317 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,250 Well, I followed this guy to his house, 318 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,043 and when he left again, I collected some fingerprints 319 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,295 and did a blood sample analysis. 320 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,755 I'm pretty sure he's your man. 321 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,214 How do you know? Are you psychic? 322 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,424 No. 323 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:38,967 Look, kid, don't waste my time 324 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,344 with your blood samply fingerprinty hocus-pocus! 325 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,346 I have to find this new killer now. 326 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,182 I owe it to that victim over there! 327 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,017 I know she hadn't been in any recent episodes, 328 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,186 but, damn it, she deserved better than this! 329 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:52,314 Come on, Murph, we got to talk to Eric Cartman again. 330 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,191 Why won't anybody listen to me? 331 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,901 Don't take it personally, Kyle. 332 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,986 I am taking it personally because Cartman is a retard! 333 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,571 Just because he hit his head and went into a coma 334 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:00,614 doesn't mean he's a-- 335 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,073 Wait. That's it. 336 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,784 If I want people to listen to me, 337 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,577 I just have to be as stupid as Cartman. 338 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:08,914 Dude, I really don't think that's a good idea. 339 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,290 There has to be another way. 340 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,084 Be sure to take me to the same hospital. 341 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,629 Now, Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun, 342 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,172 or it'll burn your wings, 343 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,257 and you'll crash into the ocean. 344 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,384 Butters, God damn it. 345 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,385 Alright, here we go. 346 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,971 Since the days of Copernicus, man has dreamed of flight. 347 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,348 On this historic day, we remember-- 348 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,349 Ah, screw it. 349 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:28,683 [exclaims] 350 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,480 [sighs] Call an ambulance. 351 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,565 Multiple arrests were made today 352 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,234 for the murder of Hilary Neils. 353 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:40,278 Police raided the South Park Motel 6 at 4:00 a.m., 354 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,531 where seven psychic detectives were staying. 355 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,659 What did we do? 356 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,661 Get your head down. Spread 'em! 357 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:50,205 Stand back! Don't make me do it! 358 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,414 Don't make me do it! 359 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,666 Na-na-na-na-na-na. 360 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,543 [gunshots] 361 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,878 The psychic detectives' horrible crime was found out 362 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,798 by psychic detective Eric Cartman. 363 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,509 Who is now the only psychic not behind bars. 364 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,594 What an amazing coincidence. 365 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,346 Cool. 366 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,222 [doorbell rings] 367 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,598 Ah, Kyle is at the door. 368 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:09,474 Come in, Kyle! 369 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,226 [door clicks open and shut] 370 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,565 Who are you? 371 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,526 You...you give everyone else credit for my work 372 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:23,238 because you fail to see my greatness. 373 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,448 'Kay, sweet. 374 00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:30,412 Because of you, nobody knows the extent of my deeds. 375 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,707 Oh, yeah, awesome. Hold on just a second. 376 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,542 Mom, there's some homeless guy here! 377 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:36,418 Make him go away! 378 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,219 Hey. Hey, what's going on? 379 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,722 You are obviously a big fan of my work. 380 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,807 I don't even know you, dude! 381 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,226 But I am the serial killer, 382 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,812 the one whose rightful place in history you have smirched! 383 00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:57,314 Oh, Jesus. 384 00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,316 And now you will have a place of honor... 385 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,318 as my 19th victim. 386 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,320 No! No, you don't want to kill me! 387 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,030 Please, I'll give you anything you want! 388 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,406 Before you die, let me show you 389 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,741 the things I have done 390 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,075 so you will understand 391 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,202 the breadth of my transformation. 392 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,165 This... Is me at the Grand Canyon. 393 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,376 Do you see? 394 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,838 This is me at Mount Rushmore. 395 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:22,631 Do you see? 396 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:23,548 [groans] 397 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,258 Do you see? - Yes, yes, I see! 398 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,761 Here I am at the Alamo in San Antonio. 399 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,262 This was just outside of the gift shop. 400 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,139 Do you see? - [screams] 401 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,521 Damn it! Damn it all to hell! 402 00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:39,814 They just found another body. 403 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,400 That means a fifth copycat killer is on the loose. 404 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,693 Where's my psychic? 405 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,320 Sorry, sarge, the psychic's mom 406 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,155 says her son hasn't been home for a couple hours. 407 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,616 Sir, Dr. Gauche just called from the hospital. 408 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,534 He says another little boy just awoke from a coma 409 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:54,371 and is having psychic visions. 410 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:55,372 Let's go. 411 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,208 This is the young man here. 412 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,418 He was in a coma for over 16 hours. 413 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:04,965 Doctor, could you remove his face warmer? 414 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,216 We'd like to speak with him. 415 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,509 Of course. Nurse? 416 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:12,430 Young man, the doctor said you've had some visions 417 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,348 about our newest murder? 418 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:17,602 I see...a man... with a baseball cap. 419 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,063 He's killing them! 420 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,148 Oh, I'm seeing it all flash before my eyes! 421 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,650 The guy's name is Michael Deets, 422 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,026 and he lives at 621 Costillo Street. 423 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,487 He's usually there between 7:00 and 11:00 p.m. 424 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,613 What do you think, Mitch? 425 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:29,823 I don't know. 426 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,866 How do we know this kid is really psychic? 427 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,536 I mean, this boy is certainly no Eric Cartman. 428 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,912 [growls] 429 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,956 Alright, we'll check this Deets guy out. 430 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,916 But let's use that one thing that we never use. 431 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,042 Sir? 432 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,377 You know, what's that thing 433 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,504 that starts with an "r" that we never use? 434 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:45,964 Restraint? Yeah, yeah, restraint. 435 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,257 We'll check this guy out, 436 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,009 but let's use some restraint. 437 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,178 Look. Look at the things I have done! 438 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,055 Here I am at Yellowstone National Park. 439 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,098 Do you see? 440 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,143 Here are pictures of my trip to Cheyenne for Frontier Days! 441 00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,561 Do you see? - Oh, God! 442 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,729 I'm so bored! 443 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:01,604 Somebody help me! 444 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,940 [doorbell rings] 445 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,780 Good evening, sir. We're Park County detectives. 446 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:11,865 We were just wondering if we could 447 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,492 take a quick look around your house, Mister... 448 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,745 God. 449 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,413 Well, Mr. God, it won't take but a second, 450 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,706 and it might help us with an investigation. 451 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,175 [muffled scream] 452 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,302 I see you like cutting the eyes 453 00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:33,386 out of photos of women. 454 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,890 My son is a big fan of that, too. 455 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,975 Sarge, in here! 456 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,566 Jesus H. That boy was right! 457 00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,234 Arrest that guy! 458 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:49,402 Whoa, whoa, wait! 459 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,737 Oh, no. Oh, wait a minute. 460 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,489 No, I'm wrong. - Sir? 461 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,656 This isn't the guy. 462 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:56,076 The serial killer always cuts off the victims' left hands. 463 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,619 Right. 464 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,204 Well, those aren't left hands, see? 465 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,206 On your left hand, the thumb faces to the left. 466 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,499 Those are all right hands. 467 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:03,583 Oh. 468 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,086 No, this isn't our man. 469 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,253 We're sorry, Mr. God. 470 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,713 It appears we've wasted your time. 471 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,132 [muffled scream] 472 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,052 Pretty amazing coincidence 473 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,179 that guy had a bunch of hands on his wall. 474 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,139 No wonder that boy thought he was the killer. 475 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,518 Yeah, amazing coincidence. 476 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,811 Sir? 477 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,229 Call it police intuition, 478 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,731 but something in there just didn't feel right. 479 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,275 Wait a minute. 480 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,610 Sarge... 481 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,785 What is it? 482 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:39,994 I'm not sure. 483 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,704 I'm gonna have to run some tests. 484 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:25,206 Murphy, do you remember what I was supposed to be doing? 485 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,332 Oh, uh... 486 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:29,502 Oh, something about hands, sir, 487 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,171 for the serial killer. 488 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,298 Oh, right, the hands, right! 489 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,687 Oh, my God. Murphy! 490 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,356 You're not gonna believe this. 491 00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:56,905 That's it. No more pictures. 492 00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,615 Time to die. 493 00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,991 No, please. 494 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,618 I'm sorry I gave other people credit for your killings. 495 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,454 It was very wrong of me to lie about the other psychics 496 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:05,371 and get them arrested. 497 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,498 Your hand will be one with the others. 498 00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:08,958 Please just let me go. 499 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,877 I'm gonna tell everyone I'm not really psychic. 500 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,754 I've learned my lesson! Please, I don't want to-- 501 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,883 I don't want to have to use my psychic mind missile on you! 502 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,176 Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! 503 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,344 Hold it right there, killer! 504 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,095 [growls] 505 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,806 [gunshots] 506 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:26,351 [gunshot] 507 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,688 [gunshot] 508 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,316 You got here just in time. 509 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,151 He was gonna kill me because he was insanely jealous 510 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,694 of my incredible psychic ability. 511 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,032 Well, young man, you did an amazing thing. 512 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,784 Not only did your psychic visions 513 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,452 help us catch the killer, 514 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,371 but a lot of innocent people are out of jail. 515 00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,289 Yes, thank you very much, Kyle. 516 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,791 Yes, thanks. 517 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,501 You're certainly a better psychic than Eric. 518 00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,086 No, don't you see? 519 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,545 Cartman never had psychic visions. 520 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,089 And neither do these people. 521 00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:58,091 The plain simple truth is that nobody is psychic. 522 00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,425 There's a logical explanation 523 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,386 for every psychic story you've ever heard. 524 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,096 Do you think that's true? 525 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,807 It must be true. The kid is psychic. 526 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,226 But I don't suppose it really matters much, 527 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,061 because in the end, the way I caught the killer 528 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,146 was with good old-fashioned police work. 529 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,940 Come on, Murphy. 530 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,483 Well, young man, 531 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,027 I guess that just leaves one score to settle. 532 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,487 You can't hurt me. 533 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,198 Then let this be our final battle. 534 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:25,076 [all imitating spacey sound effects] 535 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,496 Oh, stop it! 536 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,081 Stop it! 537 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:31,666 [electricity buzzes] 538 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:32,458 [glass shatters] 539 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,588 There's a logical explanation for that.