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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Hello, ma'am, I'm working
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to clean up the neighborhood
from parasites.
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Do you mind if I take
a quick look around your house?
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I'm afraid you may have hippies.
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Hippies?
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Yeah, they've been popping up
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all over the neighborhood
lately.
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[ Knocking ]
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Miss Nelson next door had
seven hippies in her basement.
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They usually live in colonies.
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[ Tapping ]
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Hmm.
I don't like the sound of that.
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Could I take a look
in your attic?
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Oh, yeah.
Boy.
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Here.
Take a look at this, ma'am.
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You see that?
Hippies.
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[ Giggling ]
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Oh, my.
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These are what we call
the giggling stoners.
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Pretty common form of hippie.
Usually found in the attics.
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Problem is,
if you see one hippie,
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there's probably a whole lot
more you're not seeing.
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Where's the backyard?
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Yep. That's what I thought.
See that?
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You've got a drum circle
in your backyard.
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Oh, well, they showed up
a few days ago,
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but I didn't think
they were hurting anything.
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Yeah, you know, I had a guy
in Jackson County.
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He had a little drum circle
in his backyard --
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turned into a drum circle
four miles in diameter.
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You get a few hippies
playing drums,
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and next thing you know,
you've got yourself a colony.
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Oh, dear.
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Well, so -- so, what do I do?
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[ Knocking ]
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Well, your attic hippies
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we can probably fumigate
with polymarthane.
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Your drum circle
we're gonna have to gas.
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[ Tapping ]
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God damn it.
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Whoa!
How did I get here?
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Man, I am so high.
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Goddamn hippie!
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- Whoa! Dude!
- Get out of here!
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Not cool!
What's up?
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Ma'am, I need to clear out
your giggling stoners
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and your drum circle hippies
right now,
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or soon they're gonna attract
something much worse.
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What's that?
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The college know-it-all hippies.
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[ Mid-tempo jam-rock music
playing ]
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[ Music stops ]
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Wow.
My friend Brittany was right.
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This is a really
laid-back place.
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Yeah. This'll be a great place
to spend spring break.
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Hey, let's ask them.
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All right.
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Excuse me.
Hello.
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We're selling
magazine subscriptions
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for our community youth program.
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Would you like to help
young people like us
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by purchasing a subscription
of your choice?
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Oh, wow. You guys
shouldn't be doing that.
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Don't you know what
you're doing to the world?
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W-What do you mean?
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You're playing
into the corporate game.
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See, the corporations
are trying to turn you
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into little Eichmanns
so that they can make money.
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Who are the corporations?
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The corporations run
the entire world,
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and now they've fooled you
into working for them.
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Are you serious?
We never heard that.
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We just spent
our first semester at college.
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Our professors opened our eyes.
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The government is using
its corporate ties
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to make you sell magazines
so they can get rich.
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Those dirty liars!
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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This is really nice town
you have here.
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That's why the corporations
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are trying to use you
to take it down.
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Well -- Well, what do we do?
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Just hang with us for a bit.
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We'll fill you in on everything
you haven't been told.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Hey, you got to let us out, man!
This is inhumane!
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Open this door right now!
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All right, in you go.
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- What are you doing, man?
- Let us out!
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Get back -- Get back or you're
all gonna get maced!
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What's up, man?
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You can't keep us down here
like this.
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What's wrong with you?
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What's wrong is there's more
of you showing up every day,
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and I need to find out why!
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What makes you think you can
tell us where to live?
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This is a free country, man.
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Brah, I'm not gonna argue
with you, all right?
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- Just go with it.
- Just go with it?
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We've been down here for days!
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And you're gonna be here a
little longer, brah, all right?
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Here. Here's some joints...
and a guitar.
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[ Folk guitar playing ]
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♪ What's going on
in this world of mine? ♪
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♪ There's a whole lot of killin'
in this world of mine ♪
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♪ Somebody's got to help
this world of mine ♪
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[ Haltingly ]
♪ Sign, sign ♪
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♪ Everywhere a sign ♪
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♪ Doing the something,
something to my mind ♪
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Stan, sweetie,
we're gonna go to the mall.
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Do you want to come?
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Mom, the mall is a way
for the corporate fat cats
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to imprison you
into a life of servitude.
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I've got some stuff
you should read.
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Okay, sweetie.
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All right, people,
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we can move on
to issue number 14-B.
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Mayor, we have got
to do something
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about all these potholes
on our roads.
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We don't have it in the budget
to fix them right now.
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We'll wish we spent the money
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when we have a lawsuit
on our hands.
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- We --
- MAN: Get back over here!
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You can't go in there!
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Please, I have to talk
to you all right now!
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Kid, we're having
a city council meeting.
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Mayor, something very big
is happening,
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and if you all don't give me
a moment of your time,
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there may be no more South Park
to council over.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about the end
of all life as we know it.
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Past several days,
I've been noticing a steep rise
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in the number of hippies
coming to town.
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At first I thought maybe it was
just a coincidence.
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Then I noticed this.
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Three new drum circles
have sprouted up --
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here and here and here.
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They're all growing in diameter
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at a rate of two hippies
per hour.
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What this means is that
the hippies are conglomerating.
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They're binding, if you will.
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I think that they're setting up
for a...hippie music festival.
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- A what?
- It's -- It's simple science.
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Look, when hippies start to nest
in a new area,
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it draws other hippies in.
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With the right weather
conditions and topography,
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it can lead to
a music festival --
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one that lasts for days,
even weeks.
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Reggae on the River,
Woodstock, Burning Man --
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They would all pale
in comparison
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to what we're looking at now.
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In my professional opinion,
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I think we're looking at
a full-blown hippie jam fest
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the size of which
we've never seen.
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[ Sighs ]
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Kid, what the hell
are you talking about?
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I know hippies.
I've hated them all my life.
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I've kept this town
free of hippies on my own
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since I was 5 1/2.
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But I can't contain them
on my own anymore.
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We have to do something, fast.
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Uh, Eric, we're talking about
potholes right now, m'kay?
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It's not potholes you need to
worry about.
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It's potheads.
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I know what these people
are capable of.
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Johnson, get him out of here.
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What are you doing?
You have to listen to me!
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You can't sweep this problem
under the rug!
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The town is in serious danger!
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You see, the corporations
take their profits
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and invest it in the war machine
while keeping everyone blind.
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Right.
So how do we get back at them?
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Yeah.
We're pissed off.
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Well, so, my idea was this --
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Let's have, like,
a weeklong music festival,
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draw everyone here,
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and then together
we can tear it all down.
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Whoa!
What the hell?
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I knew you were trying to have
a hippie jam festival.
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Everyone pack up your crap.
We're going to my basement.
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Cartman, what the hell
are you doing?
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Oh, Jesus.
Not you guys.
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What happened? Were you bit?
Did you eat their brownies?
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- Did you eat their brownies?!
- No!
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Listen, you're my friends,
but if you've been compromised,
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I'll have no problem
taking you out.
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I'd expect the same from you.
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What is your problem?
Get lost, little Eichmann.
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Aah! Ugh! Aah!
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- [ Siren wailing ]
- Oh, my God!
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What the hell are you doing?
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Everybody get
in a single-file line!
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There you are!
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Ah, Officer Barbrady.
You're just in time.
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These college know-it-all
hippies were setting up
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for a music festival --
just as I predicted.
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Eric Cartman,
you are under arrest.
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What?
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I was just over at your house
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and freed 63 people
you had locked in your basement.
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You let them out?!
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Jesus!
We have to find them!
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Oh, no!
You're coming downtown.
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No!
No! We have to stop them!
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No! We -- We got to stop
the hippies!
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Who was that?
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What did I do?!
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You can't kidnap people
and lock them in your basement.
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They're not people!
They're hippies!
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Is this problem under control?
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I handled it, Mayor.
Gee whiz.
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Mayor!
Mayor, I've confirmed the data.
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The hippies are going to have
a massive jam-band concert.
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I know.
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I signed the permit.
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You...You what?
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I signed a permit allowing them
to have their concert here.
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Their little festival
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should pump some money
into our economy.
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They're hippies!
They don't have any money!
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Does the city council know
about this?
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They don't have to know.
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I can sign whatever
permit I want.
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You just sold out our town!
[ Screaming ]
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That kid really needs
some psychiatric help.
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Yeah.
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[ Snarling ]
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All right.
Let's go.
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How much money is enough,
Mayor?!
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How many people's lives
is it all worth?!
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Goddamn hippies!
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MAN: This is a "South Park News"
special report.
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Thousands of people
have descended on South Park
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for a hippie music jam festival.
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The event is said to be
the largest such gathering
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in the history of man.
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[ Mid-tempo jam-rock music
playing, crowd cheering ]
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All right!
Welcome to Hippie Jam Fest 2005!
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[ Cheering ]
251
00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,832
It's so great to see
so many people turn out
252
00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:03,502
to make an impact on the world!
253
00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:05,420
Yeah!
254
00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:06,713
You said it!
255
00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,299
For too long the corporations
have bled the world
256
00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,385
of its love and resources.
257
00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,470
It is time for us to get to work
258
00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,305
and make the world
a better place.
259
00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,975
And we're gonna start right now!
260
00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,768
[ Up-tempo jam-rock music
plays ]
261
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,853
[ Cheering ]
262
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,273
[ Inhales, coughs ]
263
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:25,941
Oh, man, I can't wait
to see the look
264
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,401
on those little Eichmanns' faces
265
00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,778
when they hear
this crunchy groove.
266
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,406
Sharon, have --
have you seen Stan?
267
00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:34,866
He went with his friends
to that music festival.
268
00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:37,494
Oh, Jesus.
What has gotten into that kid?
269
00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,663
Now, Randy, we were
the same way once, too.
270
00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,623
Don't forget that we were
both considered hippies
271
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:42,791
back in the '60s.
272
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,419
Yeah, but when we did it,
we actually stood for something.
273
00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,170
I mean, remember Woodstock,
Sharon?
274
00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,923
We actually did something there.
275
00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,466
[ Up-tempo jam-rock music
playing ]
276
00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,093
Whoo!
277
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,053
Party!
Whoo!
278
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,097
Whoo-hoo!
[ Laughs ]
279
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,224
Oh, whoo!
280
00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,059
[ Gags, coughs ]
281
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,102
[ Laughs ]
282
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,688
You ate too much acid, man!
283
00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:06,732
[ Laughter ]
284
00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:07,899
Whoo! Whoa!
285
00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:09,359
Oh!
[ Grunts ]
286
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,199
Oh, my God.
Our son is with those people.
287
00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,910
S-Stan?
Stan!
288
00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,912
MAN:
This is "South Park News."
289
00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,040
Fear and horror
in South Park today
290
00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:25,584
as the music festival
continues to grow.
291
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:29,004
They're arriving in droves, and
apparently no end is in sight.
292
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,256
MAN: Tom, the crowd
just keeps getting bigger,
293
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,967
and the town is literally
bursting at the seams.
294
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,345
We don't know where
this music festival came from,
295
00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:39,681
but it's very close
to consuming us all.
296
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,516
Stephen, what do we do?
297
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,894
[ Up-tempo jam-rock music
playing ]
298
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,563
[ Screams ]
299
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:53,070
Stan?
Stan!
300
00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,863
I need to get through!
Please!
301
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,657
Randy -- Randy,
you got to get out of here.
302
00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,325
They just trampled
Miss Farkle to death.
303
00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,493
It's too dangerous.
304
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,703
My son is in there!
305
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,247
[ Music continues ]
306
00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:05,248
Stan?!
307
00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:08,335
[ Coughing ]
Stan! Stan!
308
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,544
[ Coughing ]
309
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,880
Hey, chill, man.
It's all good.
310
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,216
Have some water laced with acid.
311
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,051
No!
Aargh!
312
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,512
Aaargh!
[ Coughing ]
313
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,848
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
314
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,725
What have I done?
315
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:27,020
MAN: Yeah! South Park is now
hippie capital of the world!
316
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,356
[ Crowd cheering ]
317
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,608
[ Gun cocks ]
318
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:34,820
[ Gunshot ]
319
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,786
Uh, hi, Eric.
H-How's it going?
320
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,037
Great.
321
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,123
I love crapping in a toilet
with no rim on it.
322
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:49,292
Eric, uh, you were right --
about the hippies.
323
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,962
Could you get rid of them
for us now?
324
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:53,797
Let me guess.
325
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,508
They've started a hippie
jam-band music festival.
326
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,051
W-We need you to take care
of them, Eric.
327
00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,177
They're out of control!
328
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,888
Forget it.
329
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,683
Please.
Some of our kids are in there.
330
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,476
We should have listened to you
earlier.
331
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,353
Yeah.
We apologize.
332
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,564
Please, don't let them ruin
our town.
333
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:11,732
It's too late.
334
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:14,192
Even if I did agree to help,
there's too many of them now.
335
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,695
We know you can do it, Eric.
You're smart.
336
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,406
Why, you're the smartest kid
in school, m'kay.
337
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,324
We're just asking you to try.
338
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,870
The whole town even got together
and -- and baked you a cake.
339
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:30,041
Don't think that you can buy me
with presents.
340
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,501
Unless, of course,
341
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:34,963
it's the new Tonka
radio-controlled play bulldozer.
342
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,048
It's yours.
343
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,842
I want the batteries for it,
too.
344
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,011
And I get to drive it around
in the school parking lot.
345
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:43,096
- Fine.
- Anything else?
346
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,015
Yes.
347
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:47,184
Kyle doesn't get to have one.
Ever.
348
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,769
And he has to watch me
drive mine
349
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:51,021
around the school parking lot
and get super jealous.
350
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,231
Well, we can promise
not to buy one for Kyle,
351
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,775
but we can't make him
watch you play --
352
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:55,776
[ Stammering ]
353
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,153
Oh, yes! Fine!
We'll force Kyle to watch you.
354
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,238
All right. Fine.
But listen up and listen good.
355
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,657
I've never tried to get rid of
this many hippies before,
356
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,035
so I'm gonna need
every resource this town has.
357
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,453
And even if I don't succeed --
358
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,622
and it's a million-to-one shot
that I will --
359
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,207
I still get the Tonka
radio-controlled bulldozer
360
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:11,833
and get to play with it
in the school parking lot
361
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,211
while Kyle has to watch
and be super jealous.
362
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,337
Are we clear?
363
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:20,759
[ Down-tempo jam-rock music
playing ]
364
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,598
Wow.
This band is so crunchy.
365
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:27,974
Dude, I need more weed.
366
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,768
So it seems like
we have enough people now.
367
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,686
When do we start taking down
the corporations?
368
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,438
Yeah, man.
The corporations.
369
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:36,066
Right now they're raping
the world for money.
370
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,943
Yeah, so where are they?
Let's go get 'em.
371
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,779
Right now we're proving
we don't need corporations.
372
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,197
We don't need money.
373
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,367
This can become a commune where
everyone just helps each other.
374
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,453
Yeah. We'll have one guy
who, like, makes bread.
375
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,915
A-And one guy who, like, looks
out for other people's safety.
376
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,542
You mean like a baker and a cop?
377
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,628
No, no, can't you imagine a
place where people live together
378
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,339
and, like, provide services
for each other
379
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,675
in exchange for their services?
380
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,135
Yeah.
It's called a town.
381
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,555
You kids just haven't been
to college yet.
382
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:10,684
But just you wait.
This thing is about to get huge.
383
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,769
[ Insects chirping ]
384
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,729
All right.
Everyone, listen up.
385
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,899
The hippie jam-band festival
is now 14 miles in diameter
386
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,985
and 500,000 hippies thick.
387
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,778
My God.
388
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:22,821
In less than three days,
389
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:25,156
all of South Park will be
completely consumed.
390
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,867
Our only hope
is to fight our way
391
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:30,328
to the very center of the crowd
and reach the heart, here.
392
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,663
If we can reach the stage,
393
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,708
we can upload this Slayer CD
into their music system.
394
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,668
Hippies can't stand death metal.
395
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,420
If everything works,
they should disperse
396
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,922
just before they consume us all.
397
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,717
Nice plan, kid,
except it has one giant flaw.
398
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,385
That hippie crowd is massive.
399
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,554
How the hell are we supposed to
get through it
400
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,014
and reach the stage?
401
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,599
We drill.
402
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,475
I've designed a vehicle
that can bore its way
403
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,060
through even
the densest hippie crowd.
404
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,395
The pilots inside would be safe
405
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,397
from the pot smoke
and the crappy music outside.
406
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,691
You're actually suggesting
that somebody
407
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,860
drives right into the heart
of that mob?
408
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,195
- It's a suicide mission!
- Not just somebody.
409
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,281
I need a complete team
to operate this vehicle.
410
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,533
Along with me, I'm gonna need
a scientist, an engineer,
411
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,911
and, of course, a black person
who can sacrifice himself
412
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,329
in case something goes wrong.
413
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,624
I'm the only scientist in town.
414
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:16,791
I'm your engineer.
415
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:17,918
Honey, no!
416
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,711
I have to do it, Stephen.
417
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,463
Then we just need a black person
418
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,507
who can sacrifice himself
in case something goes wrong.
419
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:25,717
Let's see.
Anyone will do.
420
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,594
Anyone who meets
the qualifications.
421
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,262
Let's see.
422
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:30,513
Oh, I know.
How about --
423
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,849
Yeah, yeah, I get it!
Fine!
424
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,893
I-I can't believe we're actually
listening to this.
425
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,227
This is a crazy plan!
426
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,979
You got a better idea, Stephen?
427
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,606
Damn it, my son is in there!
428
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,316
There's no more time
for ideas.
429
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,318
We have to have this vehicle
up and operational
430
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,569
in less than three days.
431
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:48,573
Look, it's a long shot, but it's
also the only shot we...
432
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,409
[ Dramatic music plays ]
433
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,287
[ Sneezes ]
434
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,830
...got.
435
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,168
[ Down-tempo jam-rock music
playing ]
436
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,888
[ Dramatic music plays ]
437
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:18,103
Tom, I'm standing
in South Park, Colorado,
438
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,814
where a desperate attempt
to save the town is under way.
439
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,607
Some call it a suicide mission,
440
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,859
but the heroic men and women
of the Hippie Digger
441
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,861
may be our only hope
at survival.
442
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:32,075
[ Cheers and applause,
camera shutters clicking ]
443
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,372
Well, I guess this is it,
Sharon.
444
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,166
Please save our boy, Randy.
445
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,419
Butters,
if anything happens to Mommy,
446
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,629
I-I want you to be a good boy.
447
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,006
I will, Mom.
448
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:48,341
- [ Women crying ]
- Now, now. Don't cry, ladies.
449
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,176
Everything's gonna be fine.
450
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:54,139
I...don't want you to worry
about me, Clyde Frog.
451
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:59,394
Hey. You're the best
stuffed animal I ever had.
452
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:04,024
[ Cheers and applause ]
453
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,776
Look out for yourselves!
454
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,236
Godspeed!
455
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,075
- Primary engine running?
- Check.
456
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,327
- Navigation system?
- Online.
457
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,620
Let's punch this baby.
458
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,832
[ Whirring ]
459
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,876
We're coming up on the outer
perimeter of the hippies.
460
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:23,877
Hang on.
461
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,378
[ Music continues ]
462
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,050
Breaching hippie crowd.
Hull status?
463
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,593
Vehicle shell holding!
464
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,265
They're in!
465
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,892
- All right! They did it!
- Yeah!
466
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,685
All right, people.
Let's save it.
467
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,146
They still have
a long way to go.
468
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,111
[ Music continues ]
469
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,240
All right.
I can't take it anymore.
470
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,492
I'm getting on that stage.
471
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:56,993
You're doing what?
472
00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,913
Hey, you can't go up there.
473
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,415
[ Chuckles ]
Whoo!
474
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,338
Switching to secondary
fuel line.
475
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:09,714
- [Alarm blares ]
- What's that?
476
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,674
Drill's getting too hot
from all the hippies!
477
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:15,261
[ Engine stops ]
478
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,346
What's happened?
479
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,932
They -- They've stopped.
Something's wrong.
480
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:22,102
Jesus.
They're dead in the water.
481
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:25,605
[ Music continues ]
482
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,690
[ Crowd cheering ]
483
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,275
Uh, excuse me.
484
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,820
Excuse me. Can I have
your attention, please?
485
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,863
What are we doing?
486
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,242
It's been nine days.
487
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,619
Doesn't it seem like we should
accomplish something?
488
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,538
We're using the power
of rock 'n' roll
489
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:42,789
to change the world!
490
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,083
- Whoo!
- [ Cheers and applause ]
491
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,668
Maybe instead of complaining
492
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,086
about corporations
being selfish,
493
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,546
we should look at ourselves.
494
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,339
Is there anything more selfish
than doing nothing
495
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,675
but getting high and listening
to music all day long?
496
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,260
He's right.
497
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,887
It's time for us all to focus
our energy
498
00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:01,141
and get this hippie jam
into full swing.
499
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,892
[ Music resumes ]
500
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,769
[ Cheering ]
501
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,898
- Come on! Come on!
- It's useless.
502
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,608
The main power line
has been shut down.
503
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,110
Somebody's gonna have to go
outside
504
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:13,695
and activate
the backup boosters.
505
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,573
No, Chef. I'm not gonna
let you go out there.
506
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,116
I didn't volunteer.
507
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,368
All right! Fine, Chef.
Go.
508
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,372
- Aw, damn it!
- [ Seat belt clicks ]
509
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,834
- [ Music continues ]
- [ Coughing ]
510
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,505
That's it.
We're going to Plan B.
511
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:33,715
Nuke the crowd.
512
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,842
God damn it, no!
You have to give them more time!
513
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,927
[ Coughing ]
514
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,471
[ Grunts ]
515
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,015
- Ah!
- Aah!
516
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,186
How are we gonna get the stink
out of our clothes?
517
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:47,896
These people have no idea
what's going on.
518
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,981
- Let's get out of here.
- We can't. Kenny just checked.
519
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,400
There's a wall of people like
seven miles thick behind us.
520
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,276
What?
521
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:56,487
You mean we're stuck here
listening to this crap?
522
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,615
[ Music continues ]
523
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,328
[ Music stops ]
524
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:06,998
Hey, what happened to the tunes,
man?
525
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,458
More tunes.
526
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,418
More tu-u-u-nes!
527
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,295
[ Dramatic music plays ]
528
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,338
We made it.
529
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,882
Get to the P.A. system!
Now!
530
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,177
Plug me into the main line.
531
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:20,178
Which cord is it?
532
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:22,555
- You're the scientist, jackass!
- I'm a geologist!
533
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,599
We don't have time to argue!
They're gonna nuke us!
534
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,101
- Aagh!
- Put them in my laptop!
535
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,813
[ Up-tempo death metal plays ]
536
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,738
Oh, man.
Not cool!
537
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,990
This music is so angry!
538
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,451
This is killing my buzz.
539
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,120
Let's bail
on this whole angry scene.
540
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,624
[ Music continues ]
541
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,919
It's working!
542
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:53,795
What?
543
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,005
It's -- It's working!
544
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,216
They did it!
They did it!
545
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,343
[ Cheering ]
546
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,264
- Dad!
- Stan!
547
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,727
I'm alive!
548
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:12,188
Hold it right there, Kyle.
549
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:16,025
Whoa. Cartman, we aren't
gonna be hippies anymore.
550
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,360
You don't have to kill us.
551
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,153
Kill you?
Oh, no.
552
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,532
I have much bigger plans
for you, Kyle.
553
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,120
Ho ho!
Oh, man! This is awesome.
554
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,247
Whee!
Oh, here, Kyle.
555
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,082
You want to play with it
a little while?
556
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,084
Oh! Psych! You don't get to.
[ Laughs ]
557
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,586
Oh, check it out!
Co-o-ol!