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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Children -- Children, we have
a very special announcement.
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Your classmate Token
has just returned
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from winning the Colorado
Child Star Contest
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with his incredible singing.
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Well, let's give him a hand!
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Token sings?
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Of course he sings.
He's black.
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Token is going to sing
in front of a huge audience
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at the Miss Colorado pageant
in Denver!
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And for doing it,
he's gonna be paid $200!
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ALL:
Whoa!
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$200?
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Now, of course, as a woman,
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I'm a bit against
those chauvinistic pageants,
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but I hope that you children
take a moment today
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to congratulate Token
for being so special.
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[ Bell rings ]
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Wow, $200.
Can you imagine?
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How come we never get
opportunities like that?
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You want to know what it is,
guys?
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We're not talented?
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That's right.
We're not talented.
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See, we're not
the artistic side.
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We're the thinking side.
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Yeah.
We're too smart to be talented.
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Wait. You guys.
I just had an amazing idea.
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Token is going right to the top,
right?
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- He's gonna be a huge star.
- Probably.
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So why shouldn't we get
some of that money?
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We can be Token's agents.
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That way we get 10%
of whatever he makes.
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Hey, yeah.
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We deserve that money
just as much as he does.
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We just need a really kick-ass
office and some nice suits.
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A-And a fountain in our lobby.
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All top agencies have fountains
in their lobbies.
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We got to make Token
think he needs us,
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when actually
he doesn't need us at all.
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[ Up-tempo blues-rock plays ]
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[ Music continues ]
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[ Birds chirping ]
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- He's looking at the sign!
- Perfect.
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You guys get back to the office.
I'll bring Token there.
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All right.
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Wait, wait. You guys.
This is very important.
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When I bring Token
back the office,
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have Kenny hide in another room
and call the phone on my desk.
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Why?
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I'll answer it
and pretend I'm talking
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to somebody super famous
and important.
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When Token sees that,
maybe he'll think we're legit.
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- That's genius.
- Okay. Go! Go! Here he comes.
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Yeah, well, then tell him
we're just not interested.
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Oh, hey, Token!
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Buddy, my man!
What is up?
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Nothin'.
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I heard you're doing some thing
down in Denver tomorrow night.
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Yeah.
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I don't know
if I ever told you this before,
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but I'm actually an agent
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over at the Super Awesome
Talent Agency.
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You may have seen
our ads around town.
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Anyway, why don't you come
down to the office, Token?
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Maybe I can convince the company
to represent you.
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I'm supposed to be home
by 3:30.
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This will only take a second.
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Welcome to our offices, Token.
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As you can see, we are
quite a successful company.
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Did you notice the fountain?
Pretty nice, hmm?
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Come right over this way,
Token.
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Guys, you remember Token.
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He's thinking about becoming
a client.
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Oh, Token. Right. Yeah.
You're making a smart move, man.
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Now, Token, I know what
you're saying to yourself.
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You're saying,
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[ Imitating Token ]
"Hey, why do I need an agency?
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Why should I give them 10%?"
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[ Normal voice ]
Right?
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Yeah.
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Token, the truth is
that without representation,
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you're in danger
of being taken advantage of.
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[ Telephone rings ]
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Excuse me just a second, Token.
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Super Awesome Talent Agency.
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Oh, yes!
Hello!
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How are you, Abraham Lincoln?
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Yeah, yeah.
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No, I'm happy you called,
Abraham Lincoln.
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I'm just sort of in the middle
of something right now.
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Can I talk to you?
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Uh, I'll call you back, Abe.
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What the hell are you doing?!
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I'm making it look like
important people call us.
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Abraham Lincoln has been dead
for 200 years.
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Well, Token doesn't know that.
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- Yes, he does!
- How?!
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Token actually pays attention
in school, unlike you, fat-ass!
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Jew!
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You guys, we're gonna lose
our client.
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Yes, yes. I think
that's a good idea, guys.
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Let's give Michael Jordan a call
about that.
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[ Clears throat ]
Uh, now, where were we?
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We were at why
I should give you 10%.
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Look, Token,
here's the bottom line.
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You're gonna start having
a lot of offers coming at you
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from all directions.
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A media storm
is about to hit you.
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And you can't handle it
on your own. Nobody can.
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Eminem, Justin Timberlake,
Hootie -- They all have agents.
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You need somebody to manage
it all for you.
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This thing in Denver
is just the crust, Token.
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With our support,
you can have the whole pie.
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Well, I guess that makes sense.
All right.
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Uh, if we could just get you
to sign right here?
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Welcome to the team, Token.
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Oh, Kenny,
Token just signed with us.
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Mrph rm!
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From now on we are
an entertainment team, Token.
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You just do all the singing,
all the performing,
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and all the entertaining
and leave the rest to us.
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[Applause ]
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And there are your finalists,
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the 16 most beautiful women
in Colorado.
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Here to sing
for our 16 lucky finalists,
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the winner of the Colorado
Child Star Contest --
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Token Black.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Lou Rawls' "You'll Never Find
Another Love Like Mine" plays ]
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[ Deep voice ]
♪ You'll never find ♪
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♪ As long as you live ♪
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♪ Someone who loves you ♪
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♪ Tender like I do ♪
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- ♪ You'll never find ♪
- Wow. He's really great.
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We should get him to sing
at Tommy's bar mitzvah.
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Oh, you're interested
in hiring our client?
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We represent Token.
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Give us a call.
We'll work out a deal.
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♪ Oh, I'm not bragging
on myself, baby ♪
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♪ But I'm the one who loves you,
and there's no one else ♪
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♪ No-o-o-o-o-o ♪
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♪ One else ♪
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Just between us girls,
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nothing gets my vag wetter
than a black man singing.
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Mr. Garrison!
For the love of God.
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♪ You're gonna miss,
you're gonna miss my love ♪
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- You were awesome, Token!
- We knew you could do it!
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$200, Token.
That's great!
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And 10% of $200 is...
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$20.
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Here you go.
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- Mrph rm!
- Sweet!
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This is just the beginning.
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I bet we start to see
all kinds of offers
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coming in for Token now.
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Hey, there, my man.
That was a great performance.
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Thanks.
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Don Hizeman, Creative Arts
Agency in Los Angeles.
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I think you've got
real promise.
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How would you like to sign
with C.A.A.?
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Are you serious?
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Uh, excuse me. Token
already has representation.
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You may have heard of
Super Awesome Talent Agency.
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Mm, no.
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Uh, look, Token,
there's some shows in L.A.
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we want to book you on
right away.
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If you come out to my limo,
we can talk everything through.
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Oh, my God.
Okay!
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Token, you signed with us!
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Oh, come on, guys.
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You have to see what a huge
opportunity this is for me.
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They're not so great!
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They probably don't have
a fountain in their lobby.
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Actually, our fountain
is two stories tall.
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Ooh.
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Come on, Token!
We have a lot to talk about.
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Mister, you can't
do this to us.
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Sorry, kids.
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Nature of the business,
you know?
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Do you like steak, Token?
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I know a great place
a few blocks from here.
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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God damn it!
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So unfair.
It's so unfair.
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All that time and effort
we spent helping Token,
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and this is the thanks we get?
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This just goes to show that
hard work doesn't pay off.
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I'm gonna be a homeless
drug addict from now on!
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Uh, hello.
Is this the talent agency?
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Huh?
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I see sign on the street
for a talent agency.
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I need a representation.
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Hey, wowee.
Nice fountain.
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You're looking
for a talent agent?
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No, not me.
My wife.
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[ Shouts in Chinese ]
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This is Wing.
She just come over from China.
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She over here illegally.
The Chinese Mafia help me out.
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And what does she do?
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Oh, she sing.
She very popular in China.
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Here. You just sit and listen,
you'll be very impressed.
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[ Speaking Chinese ]
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[Abba's "Dancing Queen" plays ]
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[ Chinese accent ]
♪ You can dance ♪
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♪ You can jive ♪
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♪ Having the time of your life ♪
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♪ Ooh, see that girl ♪
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♪ Watch that scene ♪
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♪ Diggin' the dancing queen ♪
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Well?
What you think?
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We're sorry, dude, but getting
her career off the ground
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would take too much work for us.
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Aw.
That too bad.
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She just got accepted to be on
"American Idol" in Los Angeles,
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but I can't take her 'cause
I have to mind the restaurant.
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You've...already done
all the work?
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Yeah.
They say they pay $1,000.
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Sir, we would love
to sign your wife.
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- Yeah!
- Really?
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We'll go to L.A. with your wife.
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All she has to do is go on
the show, do all the performing,
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make all the money,
and leave the rest to us.
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♪ Feel the beat ♪
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♪ From the tambourine ♪
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[ Telephone rings ]
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Chitty Wok.
Take your order, please.
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STAN:
Hi. Mr. Lu Kim?
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Uh, hi.
It's Wing's agents.
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Everything's fine, yeah.
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We're supposed to arrive
in Los Angeles
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in about four hours.
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Listen, does your wife
ever eat or anything?
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Oh, don't worry about her.
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She a very delicate
little flower.
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She -- She don't need to eat
much.
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All right. We'll call you
after she goes on TV.
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Okay, bye. Oh, wait.
Can I talk to my wife, please?
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Oh, sure.
Here she is.
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[ Shouting in Chinese ]
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Okay.
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Finally, everything working out
for me and my family.
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Welcome to Chitty Wok.
Take your order, please.
252
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
253
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Oh, crap.
Chinese Mafia.
254
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Aaah!
255
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[ Choking ]
256
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,486
Aah! Aah!
257
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:15,240
Mr. Lu Kim,
it appears we have a problem.
258
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,076
Oh, a problem?
Really?
259
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,746
We smuggled your wife
into United States for you.
260
00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:23,707
You were to pay us $10,000
for that service,
261
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,751
yet we have yet to be paid.
262
00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,461
We -- We working on it.
263
00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:28,920
She -- She got talent agent.
264
00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,006
She's about to make
a whole lot of money!
265
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,883
It's too late for that, Mr. Kim.
266
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,635
Your wife is now our property.
267
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,054
We taking her to Los Angeles,
where she will work
268
00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,806
in massage parlor
until she works off the debt.
269
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,183
No.
She -- She not here.
270
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,809
Please, just give
a little more time.
271
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,686
- [ Grunts ]
- Where is she?
272
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,521
She -- She in Alabama.
273
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,523
You're lying.
Turn him around.
274
00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:49,941
Yeah?
Wha-- Aah!
275
00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,777
You don't want to tell us
where she is?
276
00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:54,571
All right.
[ Shouting in Chinese ]
277
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No!
My chitty chicken!
278
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,579
No!
The chitty beef!
279
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,499
No! No! Wait! Please!
Stop!
280
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,626
Please, not the chitty shrimp.
281
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,961
Tell us where to find her,
Lu Kim.
282
00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,380
You have no choice.
283
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,466
She -- She go Los Angeles
with her agents.
284
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,134
She gonna be American Idol.
285
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,428
[ Sobbing ]
286
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,436
There it is.
""American Idol' contestants."
287
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,021
Jesus.
We made it just in time.
288
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,064
Excuse us.
289
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,941
Hey, kid, what do you
think you're doing?
290
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,818
Our client has an audition
on this show.
291
00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,695
Yeah.
So do we.
292
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,406
Oh, Christ!
293
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:38,782
Dude, how long is the wait?
294
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:42,035
It's been about 17 days for me.
295
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,746
Oh, no. No, no, no.
Come on.
296
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,081
Excuse me, ma'am.
297
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,916
Wait in line
with everyone else.
298
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,209
No.
I don't think you understand.
299
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:52,212
We're here with Wing.
That's right. The Wing.
300
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,507
Ma'am, we are a very important
talent agency.
301
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,884
If your producers knew you were
forcing people of our stature
302
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,220
- to the back of the line --
- [ Imitates cellphone ringing ]
303
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,305
Oh, excuse me, everyone.
That's my cellphone.
304
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:04,224
[ Clears throat ]
Hello?
305
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,269
Oh, yes!
Hi...Colonel Sanders.
306
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,563
Yes, I'm doing great,
but someone at "American Idol"
307
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doesn't know who Wing is.
308
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:11,940
Aw, just forget it!
309
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,233
You're right, Colonel Sanders.
310
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,318
You shouldn't give her
any more chicken!
311
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,028
God damn it!
God damn it!
312
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,072
We can't wait in line. We have
to be in school on Monday.
313
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,365
Stupid assholes!
314
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,075
What do you mean
your client isn't coming?
315
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,869
We're taping the show tomorrow!
316
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:26,037
Where am I gonna find
another contestant?
317
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,039
Fine!
Go screw yourself!
318
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,666
Uh, excuse me, sir.
319
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,043
Did I hear you say you needed
somebody for your show?
320
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,920
We have somebody who's ready
to go on TV right away.
321
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:34,838
Really?
322
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,965
Is there a cash prize involved
in your show as well?
323
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,800
Well, yeah.
Winner gets $1,000.
324
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,302
All right!
Our client will do it!
325
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,304
Great!
You kids just saved my ass.
326
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,722
See you over at stage six.
327
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,640
Hey, is your show as good
as "American Idol"?
328
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:49,102
No. This is better.
It's called "The Contender."
329
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What's "The Contender"?
330
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MAN: Tonight -- two people
will compete for glory.
331
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One will stay, one will go home,
332
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in the new hit show
by Sylvester Stallone...
333
00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:58,862
Hey, yo.
334
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,197
MAN:
..."The Contender."
335
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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to "The Contender."
336
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Fighting out of the red corner,
wearing blue-and-white trunks --
337
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,872
"The Destructor"
from Del Fuego, Méjico --
338
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:13,418
Manuello Fer-r-r-nando!
339
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,296
[ Cheering ]
340
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,341
Let's go!
Let's see a good fight!
341
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,009
And fighting
out of the blue corner,
342
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wearing a gorgeous
floral-patterned silk dress --
343
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,263
Wing!
344
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,182
[ Cheering ]
345
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,183
- Come on, Wing!
- Let's do it, Wing!
346
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,309
- Let's go, Wing!
- Mrph rm!
347
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,852
[ Bell rings ]
348
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,938
[Abba's "Fernando" plays ]
349
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,524
♪ There was something
in the air that night ♪
350
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:40,278
♪ The stars were bright,
Fernando ♪
351
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,571
Come on!
Hit her!
352
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,990
♪ They were shining there
for you and me ♪
353
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,325
ALL:
Oh!
354
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,910
♪ For liberty ♪
355
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,161
Oh, my God, dude!
356
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,121
She's got a hell of a chin.
I'll give her that.
357
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,000
ALL:
Aww!
358
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,126
Lame.
359
00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:58,797
Anyone?
360
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,508
Help four boys and a Chinese
woman get back to Colorado.
361
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,635
Your gift of hope
is a great deduction.
362
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,178
Hey, kid.
363
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,556
[ Mumbling ]
364
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,850
Mr. Stallone says he's sorry
365
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,685
it couldn't go better
for you back there.
366
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,019
Oh. Thanks.
367
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:16,189
Yo, kid.
[ Mumbling ]
368
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,608
Mr. Stallone thinks your singer
has a lot of talent.
369
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,110
[ Mumbling ]
370
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,611
He really likes her voice.
371
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,697
[ Mumbling ]
372
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,866
You know, the way
she vocalizes the melody...
373
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,033
[ Mumbling ]
374
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,410
...brings tears to his eyes.
375
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,452
Thanks, Mr. Stallone.
376
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,079
We're just sorry
she wasn't a better boxer.
377
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,999
[ Mumbling ]
378
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,752
Uh, Mr. Stallone wants Wing
to sing at his son's wedding.
379
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,504
You do?
380
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,089
[ Mumbling ]
381
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,300
He'll pay her $4,000.
382
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,968
$4,000?
383
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,511
[ Howls ]
384
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,763
Be at this address tomorrow,
2:00 p.m. sharp.
385
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,557
And don't be late.
386
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:51,558
We won't.
387
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,311
[ Mumbling ]
388
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,022
- Aah!
- Aah!
389
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,150
- You guys! You guys!
- What?
390
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,569
Sylvester Stallone wants Wing
to sing at his son's wedding!
391
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,279
He's gonna pay her $4,000!
392
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,780
- Mrph?
- Get out!
393
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,033
That's $400 for us.
We did it!
394
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,659
- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!
395
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,077
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
396
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,579
- ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪
- ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪
397
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:13,997
♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
398
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,373
- ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪
- ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪
399
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,583
Whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait.
400
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,126
Where's Wing?
401
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,963
What do you mean?
We thought she was with you.
402
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,049
No, she was with you.
403
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,675
Oh, Jesus Christ.
404
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,428
If that big C.A.A. talent agency
finds out she has work,
405
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,597
they're gonna try to steal her
away from us again.
406
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,682
Wing? Wing?
407
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,142
- Wing! Wing!
- Wing! Here, Wing.
408
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,143
Mrph!
409
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:39,230
You thought you could run
from us, did you?
410
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,733
Oh, no!
411
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,195
Hey!
That's our client!
412
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:49,866
They did it to us again!
413
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,410
That dirty talent agency stole
our client again!
414
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,496
Not this time.
They dropped their card.
415
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,873
Now we know where
C.A.A. talent agency is.
416
00:15:56,998 --> 00:16:01,503
And we're gonna march in there
and get our client back.
417
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,268
You see, Mrs. Kim,
when you made a deal with us,
418
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,020
you signed your life away.
419
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,607
Yes, we help Chinese citizens
sneak into the U.S.,
420
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,276
but when they get here,
they become our slaves.
421
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,987
It's an age-old business,
422
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:30,865
and nobody has the guts
to stop us.
423
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,289
2490. All right.
This is the place.
424
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,958
Damn.
C.A.A. is pretty impressive.
425
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,209
Of course it's impressive!
426
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,086
They steal
everyone else's clients!
427
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,674
[ Shouting in Chinese ]
428
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,051
Yeah. Whatever.
You can suck our balls.
429
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:52,804
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
430
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:53,638
Hello?
431
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,765
We want to talk to somebody
right now!
432
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,976
Oh, my God, you guys.
Look.
433
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:02,022
They do have
an amazing fountain.
434
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,607
[ Shouting in Chinese ]
435
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,026
You assholes stole our client!
436
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,861
How about some
goddamn business ethics?
437
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:08,862
You tell 'em, Kyle.
438
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,072
You think you own the business,
but you don't.
439
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,033
Give us back Wing right now!
440
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,995
- Aah!
- Mrph!
441
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,121
[ Gunfire ]
442
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,623
Jesus! They really want Wing
as their client!
443
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,376
What the hell is that?
Go, go!
444
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,504
Dude, maybe we should give up!
445
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:27,630
No.
Screw that, dude.
446
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,549
If we keep letting C.A.A.
take all our clients,
447
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,259
we're never gonna make it
as talent agents!
448
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,219
Yeah, if these talent agents
want to play rough,
449
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,304
we can play rough, too.
450
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,263
Cartman!
451
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,935
You want to play rough?!
Okay!
452
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,437
Take this!
453
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,980
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
454
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,609
We got to split up
and find Wing!
455
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,778
You and Kenny go that way!
456
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,279
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
457
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,865
Wing?
458
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,161
[ Grunting ]
459
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,413
- [ Dramatic music plays ]
- Whoa-oh-oh!
460
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,544
Stupid talent agents!
461
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,381
Oh!
462
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,008
[ Screams ]
463
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,264
Oh!
[ Screaming ]
464
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,892
All right, Kenny.
Let's go.
465
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,852
Kenny?
466
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:23,853
Kenny!
467
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,605
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
468
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,650
Don't worry, Kenny.
You didn't die for nothing.
469
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,860
We're gonna get Wing back
as our client and --
470
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,028
and make a ton of money!
471
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,738
I swear it to you!
472
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,199
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
473
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,746
They killed Kenny!
474
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,581
You bastards!
475
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,500
Enough!
476
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,293
I have a lot of respect
for you boys,
477
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,753
fighting your way in here.
478
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,589
But you come any closer
and I'll blow her brains out.
479
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:52,799
Don't give us that crap.
480
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,634
She's no good to you dead,
and you know it.
481
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:55,760
Yeah.
You wouldn't kill her.
482
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,262
'Cause then she can't
pay you money.
483
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,681
We know because we're in
the same business you are.
484
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,724
This woman has a contract
with us.
485
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:02,809
We own her.
486
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,102
She had a contract with us
first.
487
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,103
We own her.
488
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,479
Her life belongs to us!
489
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:07,814
Her life belongs to us!
490
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,399
Guys, guys, guys!
491
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,401
Don't you see what we're doing?
492
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,735
Jesus.
493
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,362
We're not talking
about an object here.
494
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,489
We're -- We're talking
about a person.
495
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,159
I mean,
look at what we've all become.
496
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,452
All this violence and anger,
and for what?
497
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,371
For control over somebody's life
498
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,707
who we're all just trying to
leech off of.
499
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,792
Yeah.
500
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,878
Wing doesn't belong to us
or to you.
501
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,462
We're all just caught up
in a business
502
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,965
that treats people
like commodities.
503
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,135
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
504
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,054
Perhaps...you're right.
505
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,556
We've spent all this time
506
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,017
mooching off the hopes
and dreams of others,
507
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,144
forgetting that
they are human beings.
508
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:49,063
Yeah. It's not
a very satisfying feeling.
509
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,565
[ Sighs ]
510
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,400
I am tired of this business.
511
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,486
It is a very dirty
and perverse business.
512
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:56,905
It's a lousy business.
I quit.
513
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:57,906
Me too.
514
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,657
Aw -- Aw, guys.
Come on.
515
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,159
We quit, too.
516
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,661
It's time for us to find
another way to make money.
517
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,788
From now on,
all contracts we have on people
518
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:07,415
are null and void.
519
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,209
- All right!
- All right!
520
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,507
[ Mumbling ]
521
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,510
Mr. Stallone thanks all of you
for coming to his son's wedding.
522
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:20,762
[ Mumbling ]
523
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,973
And now as a special treat...
524
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,227
it is his pleasure to give you
the music of Wing!
525
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:28,853
[ Cheers and applause ]
526
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,772
[ Down-tempo introduction
plays ]
527
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,607
♪ Sing ♪
528
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,277
♪ Sing a song ♪
529
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,197
♪ Make it simple ♪
530
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,324
Boys, thank you so much
for everything.
531
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,742
You really help us out.
532
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,452
Yes.
You were right, kids.
533
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,204
Her voice is so beautiful.
534
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,538
To think we would have made it
535
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,249
so nobody would ever
hear her sing.
536
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,042
I think we all learned it's best
to leave talent
537
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,794
to the talented people.
538
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,712
Can I clear some of your plates,
folks?
539
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:55,630
Token?
540
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,881
Oh.
Hey, guys.
541
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,174
W-What are you doing here?
542
00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,802
- Token, you're waiting tables?
- Yeah.
543
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,178
Well, it turns out an agency
544
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,763
really doesn't do anything
for you.
545
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,348
I'm trying to work my way
back home.
546
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,183
Oh, man.
That's too bad, Token.
547
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,601
Hey, could you bring us
some more bread?
548
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,228
Oh, and some more olive oil.
Chop-chop.
549
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:14,899
♪ To last your whole life long ♪
550
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,068
My God.
Her voice is so beautiful.
551
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,487
Yes. She's a very
delicate little flower.
552
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,990
[ Shouting in Chinese ]
553
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,701
♪ Sing ♪
554
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:29,956
♪ Sing a song ♪
555
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,461
♪ La la-la la-la la
la la-la la-la ♪
556
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,923
♪ La-la la la la-la-laaa ♪
557
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,009
♪ Sing ♪
558
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,512
♪ Sing a song ♪
559
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,640
♪ Sing out loud ♪
560
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:52,020
♪ Sing out strong ♪
561
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:58,443
♪ Sing of good things, not bad ♪
562
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:03,865
♪ Sing of the happy, not sad ♪