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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Dude, where is she?
I can't wait.
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God, this is gonna be so yummy.
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Stan, you said your mom
was bringing
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Kentucky Fried Chicken home
for dinner.
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Now, is she or isn't she?!
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Hi, boys.
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- Mom!
- She's here!
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She's got Colonel!
Oh, boy!
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- I want some!
- I want a breast!
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It's Extra Crispy, right?
It's Extra Crispy?
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Ah, ah, ah!
Not so fast.
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You boys can help bring in
the other groceries in the car,
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then have your chicken.
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- Aww!
- Rmh!
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But, Mom,
we've been waiting for hours.
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It won't take a minute.
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Come on, guys.
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If we all help out,
we can do it super fast.
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- All right.
- Let's go.
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Oh, my God.
That smells good.
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Okay.
This is everything, Mom.
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All right!
Let's eat Colonel!
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Oh, boy!
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Cartman, you ate the skin
off of every piece of chicken!
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Well, I saved you
all the chicken part.
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The skin's the best part.
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Well, I got to go home, guys.
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I'm gonna sit on the toilet
and read comic books.
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See you at the bus stop
tomorrow.
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[ Sobbing ]
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I can't believe
that fat asshole.
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You can't believe it?
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He does this [bleep]
all the time.
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Well, this time
he's gone too far.
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Mrph! Mrph rm!
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Why do we even hang out
with him anyway?
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Hello?!
I've been saying this for years.
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Well, it's not like
we're nice to him.
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We rip on him all the time.
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Yes, but he thrives on that.
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All right.
Then let's just ignore him.
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From now on,
let's not talk to him.
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Let's not even acknowledge him.
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Rm mrph!
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That sounds great.
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Hey, fags.
What's going on?
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Dude, I was on the toilet
all night from that chicken.
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I thought I was gonna die.
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Do one of you guys have
milk money I can borrow?
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- I think I have extra.
- Oh, wow.
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A Jew asking for money.
There's a new one.
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Y-You guys know why Jews
have glassy eyes?
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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Dude, Stan, you -- you know
why Jews have glassy eyes,
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like Kyle?
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Uh, K-Kenny, you see
that chick on the news
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that had her left titty cut off?
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[ Laughs ]
Kenny?
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Kenny?
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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Stan?
Stan, it's me -- Eric.
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K-Kenny.
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Kenny, you want 50 cents?
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Dude, look at me, Kyle!
I'm right here!
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[ Music continues ]
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What...How did...
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Like they couldn't see
or hear me.
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It's almost as if I were...
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...dead.
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- [ Dramatic music plays ]
- No.
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No, I can't be dead.
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I can't be dead!
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All right, ma'am, we've
got your new toilet installed,
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and we'll haul the broken one
away for you.
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Oh, you've been so helpful.
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I just don't know
how to thank you.
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Heh.
I could think of a few ways.
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Oh!
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Breathing heavily, gasps ]
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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No! No!
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What happened?
Did they say?
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Apparently there was so much
chicken skin in the system
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it just ruptured the insides.
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Aw, that's tragic.
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Oh, my God.
This can't be happening!
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ERIC'S MOM:
[ Moaning ]
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Mom?
Mom's crying.
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Oh, God.
It is true!
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[ Moaning continues ]
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[ Rattling ]
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[ Sobbing ]
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Oh, it's not fair!
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Why?!
Why?!
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[ Sobs ]
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[ Moaning continues ]
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Hey, fellas.
Where is Cartman?
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Cartman isn't our friend
anymore.
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We're ignoring him.
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Ignoring him?
How come?
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Because he's a fat, racist,
self-centered,
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intolerant,
manipulating sociopath.
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Oh, yeah.
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I hate Cartman, too.
Can I ignore him with you?
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- Yeah!
- Me too!
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Yeah, screw him.
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I never realized
ignoring him was an option.
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Guys! Guys!
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Can anybody hear me?!
You guys!
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Token!
Token, I'm here!
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Hello! Hello!
Hello!
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Clyde, can't you feel me?!
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Feel me, Clyde!
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Jimmy!
Jimmy, it's me -- Eric!
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[ Blowing ]
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Jimmy. [ Blows ]
Can't you feel your hair move?!
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That's me!
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They don't even know yet
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that one of their best friends
is dead --
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dead and still wandering
the earth a lost soul.
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[ Sobbing ]
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Sobbing ]
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[ High-pitched moaning ]
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What is that kid doing?
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I-I don't know.
Just ignore him.
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[ Sobbing, moaning continue ]
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♪ Loo loo loo,
I've got some apples ♪
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♪ Loo loo loo,
you've got some, too ♪
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What did I do to deserve this?!
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How can my own god forsake me?!
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Am I doomed to wander the earth
alone for all eternity?!
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Hey, Eric!
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What did you say?
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I just said, "Hey, Eric."
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Butters.
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Butters, you can see me?!
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Well, sure, I can see you.
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Oh, my God!
And you can hear me?!
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Well, geez, Eric, why wouldn't
I be able to hear you?
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Because, Butters...I'm dead.
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Aah!
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Butters!
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Butters, I just want to talk
to you.
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You died?
How?
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I ate a bunch of chicken skin,
and it blew out my insides.
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But if you're d-dead,
how come I can see you?
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I don't know, but you're
the only one who can.
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Aah!
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Butters! Butters, God damn it,
I need your help!
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[ Humming ]
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Butters, what on earth
are you doing?
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I'm like the --
I'm like the kid in that movie.
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I-I'm seeing dead people!
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Dead people?
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Who's seeing dead people?
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Me!
I saw a ghost!
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Now, Butters,
there's no such thing as ghosts.
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But I saw him, just as plain
as I'm seeing you right now!
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Butters, these things happen
all the time.
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You've got a very active
little brain,
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and your mind was
just playing tricks on you.
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R-Really?
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Yes.
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So -- So it was just --
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It was just my im--
imagination, then?
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That's right.
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There's no reason to be afraid
of things that aren't real.
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There's plenty of real things
to be scared of.
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Like Super AIDS.
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- S-Super AIDS?
- That's right.
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A new form of AIDS
which is resistant to drugs.
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Just one teaspoon
of Super AIDS in your butt,
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and you're dead in three years.
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Aah!
Oh, Jesus!
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So now you feel better?
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Ghosts don't exist, and there's
nothing to be afraid of.
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Except for Super AIDS.
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[ Thunder crashing ]
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[ Whimpering ]
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N-Nothing to be scared of.
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Just -- Just some lightning
and thunder.
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Aah!
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Wasn't nothing, neither.
J-Just a mouse.
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- Butters.
- [ Thunder crashes ]
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Aah!
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Butters, you have to help me!
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Go away!
You aren't real!
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All right, Butters.
You leave me no choice.
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[ Rattling ]
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[ Moaning ]
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Aah!
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Butters, what is going on?!
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Well, I saw --
Well, he was --
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Nothin'.
I just had a nightmare.
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You better stop
having nightmares
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or else you're gonna be
grounded.
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Y-Yes, sir.
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Uh...
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[ Whimpering ]
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- Butters.
- [ Dramatic music plays ]
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Aah!
[ Muffled screaming ]
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Butters, God damn it,
I'm not in your imagination.
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I'm dead, and for some reason
you can see me.
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But I don't want to see you!
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Get ahold of yourself.
I'm the one who died.
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And for some reason, my spirit
is trapped here on earth.
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I can't find the passage
to heaven.
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Well, how do you know
you're supposed to go to heaven?
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What do you mean?
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Well, how do you know
you're not supposed to go to,
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you know...heck?
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I'm not going to heck, Butters.
I'm not black, all right?
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- Oh.
- Now, look.
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I think the reason
my soul is still here
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is because I need closure with
all my friends and loved ones.
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I can say my final goodbyes
to them through you.
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I can't.
I have school tomorrow.
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This is your problem, Butters.
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Either you help me,
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or I will haunt you
for the rest of your life.
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[ Moaning ]
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Aah!
All right.
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All right.
I'll help you.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Sniffling ]
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Mrs. Cartman?
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Yes?
Oh, hi.
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This is going to seem
very strange,
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and -- and you may not
believe me, but, well...
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your son wanted me
to tell you something.
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Oh?
What is it?
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Tell her --
Tell her that I love her.
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He says...he loves you.
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[ Sobs ]
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Oh, that's so nice.
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Tell her --
Tell her that I wish --
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I wish I would've been
a better son sometimes.
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He wishes he would've been
a better son sometimes.
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It's just that I got
so caught up
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with the rat race of life,
trying to succeed,
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that I sometimes took
my family for granted.
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He -- He got --
He got caught up in the rat race
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of -- of taking things
for granted.
256
00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,577
Oh, that's so sweet.
257
00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:38,704
Oh, I love you too, poopykins!
258
00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:39,913
[ Sobbing ]
259
00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,332
[ Sobbing ]
260
00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:46,086
[ Sobbing ]
261
00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,881
[ Doorbell rings ]
262
00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:54,219
Kyle, Eric wants you to know
263
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,221
that he's sorry for all
the times he made fun of you
264
00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,015
for being a no-good,
stinkin' Jew.
265
00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,851
[ Sobbing ]
266
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,645
He's asking for your forgiveness
267
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,106
a-and wants you to just remember
the good times.
268
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,983
Just the good times.
269
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,610
There were no good times.
270
00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:12,070
And if he really feels bad,
he can just tell me himself!
271
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,697
I can't!
Don't you understand?!
272
00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,157
He can't!
Don't you understand?!
273
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,868
God forgave the Jews! You should
be able to forgive me!
274
00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:20,579
God forgave the Jews! You should
be able to forgive him!
275
00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:21,747
All right.
Come on, Butters.
276
00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,498
We got to tell Token
I'm sorry for ripping on him
277
00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:24,666
for being black.
278
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,960
Oh, all right, then.
279
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,546
[ Door closes ]
280
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,173
Who was that?
281
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,092
It was Cartman, having Butters
apologize for him.
282
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,719
Dude, he did that to me
this morning.
283
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:36,470
Mrph rm.
284
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,138
He probably thinks
if he apologizes,
285
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,098
we'll think he's changed and
let him back into our circle.
286
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,141
Mrph rmhmhm rm.
287
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,851
Yeah, we know better
than to think that.
288
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:47,564
Okay. That takes care of Token,
Clyde, and Mr. Kitty.
289
00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,483
That's everyone, I guess.
290
00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,360
All that leaves is you, Butters.
291
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,322
Butters, I'm sorry if I ever did
anything to hurt you.
292
00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,367
Aw, that's okay, Eric.
293
00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:01,036
[ Sighs ]
Well, it's all done.
294
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,955
My soul is at peace.
I think I can go now.
295
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,540
So I won't see you again?
296
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,875
Don't be sad, Butters.
297
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,044
What awaits each person
in heaven is eternal bliss,
298
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,089
divine rest, and $10,000 cash.
299
00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:13,340
Wow.
300
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,467
Goodbye, Butters.
301
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,094
I'm going to a better place.
302
00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,887
Perhaps I'll see you again
sometime.
303
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,056
Goodbye!
304
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,266
[ Birds chirping ]
305
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,313
Y-You're still here.
306
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,400
God damn it,
what the [bleep] is going on?!
307
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,527
I guess saying goodbye
wasn't enough.
308
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,028
What else do I have to do?!
309
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,363
Well -- Well, you know,
310
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,990
Preacher says that before
your soul can be at peace,
311
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,493
sometimes you have to atone
for something bad you did.
312
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,536
Atone?
313
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,788
Did you ever do anything
really bad?
314
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,749
Not really.
315
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,000
Let's see.
316
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,836
Oh, and I broke
Mr. Anderson's fence
317
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,170
and never told him about it.
318
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,630
Broke fence.
319
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:57,426
I took a crap in the principal's
purse...seven times.
320
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,552
Then there was the time
321
00:11:58,677 --> 00:11:59,970
I convinced a woman
to have an abortion
322
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,472
so I could build
my own Shakey's Pizza.
323
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,726
I pretended to be retarded
and joined the Special Olympics.
324
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,603
I tried to have all the Jews
exterminated last spring.
325
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,397
Uh, oh, yeah,
and there's this one kid
326
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,649
whose parents I had killed
and then made into chili,
327
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,568
which I fed to the kid.
328
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:18,071
Boy, oh, boy, Eric.
You've got a lot to atone for.
329
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,448
- Really?
- Really.
330
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,449
I mean, honestly,
331
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,326
I don't know how you're gonna
make up for all this.
332
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,996
I know how.
333
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:29,124
[ Up-tempo gospel music plays ]
334
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,004
CARTMAN: ♪ I'm gonna make --
make it right ♪
335
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:37,299
♪ I'm gonna take a little time
and set things straight ♪
336
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,010
♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
337
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:43,013
♪ I'm payin' for my sins,
and it sure feels great ♪
338
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,557
♪ It feels so good
to be makin' up ♪
339
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,602
♪ For all the things
I done wrong ♪
340
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:51,396
♪ I know now
what the good Lord in heaven ♪
341
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,857
♪ Wanted from me all along ♪
342
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:54,983
♪ All along ♪
343
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,195
♪ I'm gonna make --
make it right ♪
344
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,822
♪ 'Cause Jesus wants me to have
a clean slate ♪
345
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,533
♪ Not fakin' it,
I'm makin' it right ♪
346
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,286
♪ Payin' for my sins,
and it sure feels great ♪
347
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:09,080
♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
348
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,708
♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
349
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,168
♪ Gonna make it right, girl ♪
350
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,086
♪ I got to have your lovin'
tonight ♪
351
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,631
WOMEN:
♪ Make it right ♪
352
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:20,342
♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
353
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,222
Well, there's everything,
Butters.
354
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,307
I've made everything right.
355
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,976
Does this mean...
you have to go now?
356
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,604
Yes, Butters.
My soul is finally at peace.
357
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,898
It's time for me to leave.
358
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,234
Goodbye, Butters.
Thank you for all your help.
359
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,610
Be good and be safe.
360
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,278
Goodby-y-y-y-e.
361
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,659
God damn it, what?!
362
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,202
I made everything right!
363
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,203
Oh, geez.
364
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,872
I guess maybe your soul is stuck
here for a different reason.
365
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,707
I want my eternal bliss!
366
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,293
You think this is funny, God?!
367
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,964
You think this is funny,
you sick bastard?!
368
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,173
Eric!
Calm down!
369
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,344
Stupid butthole God!
370
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,313
Butters!
What have you done?!
371
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,524
It wasn't me.
It was the ghost.
372
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,568
Oh, Stephen, I don't know
if we should ground him
373
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,652
or call a doctor.
374
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,821
No, I think you'd better
call a doctor.
375
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,197
I'll ground him.
376
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,869
What do you think, Doctor?
377
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,705
You son is suffering
from severe dementia.
378
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,875
He claims that the ghost
of a dead friend talks to him.
379
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,877
This is usually a sign
of schizophrenia
380
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,504
brought on by some tragic event
in the child's past.
381
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,882
I think it's best that
we take him to the mental center
382
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,216
and do some tests.
383
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,342
Oh, no.
384
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,052
No!
385
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,181
[ Whirring ]
386
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,645
All right, Butters.
Just try to relax.
387
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,939
[ Whirring ]
388
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,363
Doing just fine, Butters.
389
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,622
Just stay perfectly still now,
Butters.
390
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,540
♪ Loo loo loo-loo ♪
391
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,750
♪ Loo loo loo ♪
392
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,960
BI-bl-bl-bl!
BI-bl-bl-bl!
393
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,170
BI-bl-bl-bl!
394
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,339
DOCTOR: Good. You're gonna feel
a little pinch now, Butters.
395
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,550
BI-bl-bl-bl!
396
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,218
Don't worry, Mrs. Stotch.
397
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,430
Whatever traumatized your son
in his past, we'll find it.
398
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,848
BI-bl-bl-bl!
399
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,391
BI-bl-bl-bl!
400
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,729
Well, after 14 hours of testing,
401
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,981
I can say Butters
is definitely suffering
402
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,108
from aggravated
repressed memory syndrome.
403
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,694
You see, Butters, when the brain
wants to cover something up,
404
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,447
it makes up images
and sounds for you to hear.
405
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,533
So...the ghost
was in my head...
406
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:51,785
the whole time.
407
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,578
Now do you believe us, Butters?
408
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,664
Yes! Yes, sir!
I believe you.
409
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,248
Good.
We're making a lot of headway.
410
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,959
We'll do some more testing
tomorrow.
411
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,044
All right, folks.
Let's let Butters get some rest.
412
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,546
Good night, baby.
413
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,715
- [ Door closes ]
- [ Sighs ]
414
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,259
Butters.
415
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,719
Aah!
416
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,388
Don't worry, Butters.
I'm gonna get you out of here.
417
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,224
Please leave me alone, Eric.
My bottom is really sore.
418
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,976
I found the woman you need to
talk to for me.
419
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,895
Look! Dr. Lindsay,
expert in the paranormal.
420
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,063
She can tell us what to do.
421
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,648
Eric, you're just
an image in my head
422
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,024
brought on by a traumatic event.
423
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,901
She's gonna close soon.
Come on!
424
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,821
Oh, I hate my stupid
psychotic brain.
425
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,326
[ Doorbell rings ]
426
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:36,871
[ Indistinct conversation,
laughter ]
427
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,748
[ Insects chirping ]
428
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,668
Hello, ma'am.
May I talk to you?
429
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,712
Certainly.
Come in.
430
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,298
Have a seat and tell me
what it is you seek.
431
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,552
Well, there's this ghost, see,
only it probably isn't a ghost.
432
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,762
I-It's just a delusion
brought on by my trauma.
433
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,264
I'm supposed to help him
find out
434
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,974
why his spirit
is wandering the earth,
435
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,601
even though I know that I'm most
likely just completely insane.
436
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,813
Well, many times, a reason
that the soul stays earthbound
437
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,691
is because God is intending
to use that soul
438
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,359
for a divine purpose,
439
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,988
to help prevent
an impending tragic event.
440
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,531
Of course.
441
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,242
That's it, Butters!
We had it wrong all the time.
442
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,287
But now, you shouldn't think
you're crazy, young man.
443
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,873
I see ghosts all the time.
444
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:20,999
Really?
445
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,918
Yes. When is the last time
you saw yours?
446
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,880
Well, he's sitting
next to me right now.
447
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,550
[ Screams ]
448
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:31,676
[ Door slams ]
449
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,387
Hey, I think she could see you,
too.
450
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,764
You really are a ghost!
451
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,140
I told you, Butters.
452
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,975
MAN:
This is breaking news.
453
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,895
A tragic event is unfolding
in South Park.
454
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,314
Three convicted murderers
have escaped from jail
455
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:47,817
and are holding 12 people
hostage at the Red Cross.
456
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,111
Tom, the convicts
were about to be arrested
457
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,238
when they ran inside
the Red Cross behind me
458
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,657
and threatened to kill
all the workers inside.
459
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,743
The violent men
are demanding a helicopter
460
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,370
and $200,000 cash.
461
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,456
Oh, my God.
This is it, Butters.
462
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,957
This is what I'm here to stop.
463
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:03,958
Come on, Butters.
464
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,335
The psychic boy
and his ghost pal
465
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,378
are going to save the day.
466
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:09,506
[ Siren wails ]
467
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:10,882
Stay back, people!
468
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,176
Stay back, hell!
My wife and child are in there!
469
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,427
Stay calm in there.
470
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,596
We don't want anybody
getting hurt.
471
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:19,390
You get us a helicopter
and $200,000,
472
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,476
or these people start dying,
man!
473
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,187
All right, Butters.
I'm going in alone first.
474
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,438
Give me 30 seconds in there,
475
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,190
and then you go in
and free the hostages.
476
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,484
Go in there?
But they'll see me.
477
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,736
Don't worry.
I have a plan.
478
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,446
Eric.
479
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:36,950
Well, be careful...ghost pal.
480
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,869
They can't hurt me, Butters.
I'm already dead.
481
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:43,540
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
482
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,960
What the hell is that kid doing?
483
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,253
Somebody's coming in.
484
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,046
It's just some little fat kid.
485
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,301
Whoo-o-o-o!
486
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,428
Whoo-o-o-o!
487
00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,723
Whoo-o-o-o!
488
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,350
What the hell is going on?!
489
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,893
I have no idea.
490
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,103
Yes.
It's working.
491
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,605
Whoo-o-o-o!
492
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,359
This is really weird.
493
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,029
Whoo-o-o-o!
494
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,656
Whoo-o-o-o!
495
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:20,160
Whoo-o-o-o!
496
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,619
An incredible development here,
Tom.
497
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:26,207
Two little boys have fearlessly
gone inside the Red Cross.
498
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,042
Cartman?
499
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:31,129
[ Moaning ]
500
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,047
I'm so confused.
501
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,260
Hurry. Go! Go!
502
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,763
[ Cheers and applause ]
503
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,140
The hostages are clear!
504
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,850
All right!
Move in!
505
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:46,311
[ Indistinct shouting ]
506
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,896
Bah-bah-bah-bah!
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah!
507
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,439
The hostages are gone!
508
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:50,440
What?!
509
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:51,691
Freeze!
510
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,318
[ Indistinct shouting ]
511
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,528
Son of a bitch.
512
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,906
Tom, an incredible story
of courage.
513
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,284
Two little boys armed only
with the weapon of confusion
514
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:04,120
managed to go in
and save the Red Cross.
515
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,206
Nobody seems to know
who the boys are
516
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:10,293
or where they went off to,
but they are heroes.
517
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,047
Well, we did it, Butters.
We saved the day.
518
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:17,133
Boy, we sure did.
519
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,052
My spirit is at rest now.
520
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,970
I can finally go
to everlasting peace,
521
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,431
eternal rest, and $10,000 cash.
522
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,559
Butters, I think
that through this whole thing,
523
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,561
we've really become friends.
524
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:31,231
Yeah.
I feel that way, too.
525
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,942
We both kind of needed
each other, and...
526
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,319
well, I'm gonna miss you.
527
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:39,530
I'll miss you, too...ghost pal.
528
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,325
Goodbye, Butters.
I must be going now.
529
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,619
I'll be looking down on you
from time to time.
530
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,579
Have a long, fulfilling life,
Butters.
531
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,998
Goodby-y-y-y-y-e.
532
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,918
Hey, Cartman, that was
really cool what you did.
533
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,379
Yeah, Eric. We're gonna
stop ignoring you now.
534
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:58,049
[ Indistinct talking on radio,
insects chirping ]
535
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,803
We didn't think that
by pretending you didn't exist,
536
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,931
you would really change,
but you really have.
537
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,058
Well, anyway,
we just wanted to let you know.
538
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,142
Talk to you tomorrow.
539
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,978
Yeah.
S-See you, Eric.
540
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,779
You son of a bitch, Butters.
541
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:20,697
Huh?
542
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,283
- You told me I was a ghost!
- But I thought you were one!
543
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:24,409
How stupid are you?!
544
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,494
So help me God, Butters,
I'm gonna get you back for this.
545
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,371
I am going to get you back!
546
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,792
Butters!
547
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,627
Oh, hamburgers.
548
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,088
CARTMAN:
♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
549
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,507
♪ 'Cause Jesus wants me to have
a clean slate ♪
550
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,427
♪ Not fakin' it,
I'm makin' it right ♪
551
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:45,138
♪ Payin' for my sins,
and it sure feels great ♪
552
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:48,057
♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
553
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,601
♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
554
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,103
♪ Gonna make it right, girl ♪
555
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,855
♪ I got to have your lovin'
tonight ♪
556
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,607
WOMEN:
♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
557
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,736
♪ Make -- Make it right ♪