1 00:00:08,968 --> 00:00:12,430 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:12,555 --> 00:00:14,098 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,894 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,604 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:22,481 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:25,484 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:28,988 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! 9 00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:33,325 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:36,871 What are you guys all doing here? 11 00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:37,872 I don't know. 12 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:39,540 I got this emergency letter from Cartman, 13 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:40,666 who said to meet in his basement. 14 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:42,209 Yeah. Us too. 15 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,169 [ Door closes ] 16 00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:44,670 Ah, gentlemen. Thank you for coming. 17 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:48,424 We don't have a lot of time, so I'll cut to the chase. 18 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,800 The girls at our school 19 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:51,927 have been hiding something from us -- 20 00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:53,471 hiding something huge. 21 00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:55,473 [ Dramatic music plays ] 22 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:56,515 What? 23 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:00,269 What if I were to tell you that the girls have a device 24 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,522 which allows them to see into the future? 25 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:05,024 What? 26 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:06,484 How do you know? 27 00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:09,028 The girls do not have a device that shows them the future. 28 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:10,154 That's retarded. 29 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:11,697 [ British accent ] You, sir, mocked Cartman before, 30 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,157 yet you too sit here demanding answers. 31 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:15,117 Now, damn you, let him speak! 32 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:19,747 Thank you, Clyde. 33 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:22,458 Uh, I'm afraid it's true. 34 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:25,252 I secretly videotaped the girls on the playground yesterday 35 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,338 using my Wellington Bear video camera. 36 00:01:27,463 --> 00:01:29,507 I caught the following images on tape. 37 00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:30,549 I warn you. 38 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:33,260 These images may be too shocking for young children. 39 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:36,764 Okay. I'm not looking. 40 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,724 Video playback, initialize. 41 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,434 [ Girls giggling ] 42 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:41,602 So cool. 43 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,771 Okay. My turn, my turn! Do me now! 44 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,523 Okay, Bebe. What do you want to know? 45 00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:48,275 I want to know if I'm gonna live in a big mansion in the future. 46 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,568 Okay. Let's find out. 47 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,737 Ready? Pick a number. 48 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,072 BEBE: Four! 49 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,323 One, two, three, four. 50 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,866 - Okay. Pick a color. - BEBE: Blue. 51 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,118 B-L-U-E. 52 00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:59,036 - All right. Pick another color. - BEBE: Red! 53 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:02,957 Okay. Okay. Will Bebe live in a big mansion in the future? 54 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:05,376 - "Definitely yes." - All right! 55 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:07,920 [ Girls cheering ] 56 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,421 ALL: Whoa. 57 00:02:09,547 --> 00:02:10,714 Do me next! 58 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,800 I want to know if I'm gonna marry somebody cute. 59 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:14,468 I'll do it. I'll do it. Pick a number. 60 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,262 - Three! - One, two, three. 61 00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:18,681 - Where did they get that thing? - Shh! 62 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,099 G-R-E-E-N. 63 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:22,101 - Now blue. - "The answer is no." 64 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:23,811 [ Laughter ] 65 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,271 Aw, dang it! 66 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:27,940 Oh, my God. How does it know the answer? 67 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:29,733 I...don't believe it. 68 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:30,818 Believe it! 69 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,486 The girls can ask it any question they want, 70 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:33,487 and it gives them an answer. 71 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,990 - Freeze image. - [ VCR clicks ] 72 00:02:36,115 --> 00:02:39,827 Gentlemen...we have to get our hands on that device. 73 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:43,038 [ Dramatic music plays ] 74 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,299 How is the incubation shield coming, Clyde? 75 00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:54,341 It's all set. 76 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,719 Once we have the device, it can be housed in here safely 77 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,470 until we know what we're dealing with. 78 00:02:58,596 --> 00:02:59,680 Good man. 79 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:01,724 Any luck here? 80 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,435 The outside of the device seems to be covered in numerals. 81 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,728 Inside are colors, 82 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,272 which must open up some kind of temporal time wall. 83 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:09,398 Good. Keep working. 84 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,859 We want to know all we can before we try to operate it. 85 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:13,235 All right, gentlemen. 86 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,571 Our containment center for the time relic is nearly complete. 87 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,740 All that's left is get the device from the girls 88 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:18,741 and bring it here. 89 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:19,909 Let's go take it! 90 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:21,160 Don't be a fool, Craig. 91 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:22,244 You really think the girls 92 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,205 are just gonna hand that technology over? 93 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:25,539 So what do you suggest? 94 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:28,542 Heidi Turner...is going to have a slumber party 95 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:29,627 on Thursday night. 96 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:31,462 There's no doubt in my mind the girls will be using 97 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:32,880 the future-telling device there. 98 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:35,466 If we can get somebody invited to that slumber party, 99 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:37,301 not only can we get ahold of the device 100 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,845 but find out how to use it. 101 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,639 Yeah. There's just one problem. 102 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:44,225 A boy can't go to a chick slumber party. 103 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:47,519 No. Not a boy...but a girl. 104 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,731 One of us is going to have to go undercover -- 105 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,524 show up in school tomorrow 106 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:56,570 disguised as the new girl who just moved to town. 107 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:59,240 You mean like that movie "Juwanna Mann"? 108 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:02,368 No, not like "Juwanna Mann," Kevin, okay? 109 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:03,869 It's way cooler than that! 110 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,996 But if one of us pretends to be the new girl in class, 111 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,957 the girls will wonder where that boy went. 112 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:10,251 Which is why we'd have to fake that boy's death. 113 00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:12,127 It's simple spy stuff, my friends. 114 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:14,255 Take your top man, fake his death, 115 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:16,548 then send him in disguised as the enemy. 116 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:18,259 That's a pretty solid idea. 117 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:19,468 But who? 118 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,887 [ Insects chirping ] 119 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:24,014 Mr. And Mrs. Stotch? 120 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,433 - Yes. What is it, Officer? - You'd better come quick. 121 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:27,810 Your son is down at the Bowery Building 122 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,186 threatening to kill himself! 123 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,146 - What?! - [ Dramatic music plays ] 124 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:34,233 [ Sirens wailing ] 125 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:37,903 Don't do it, son! 126 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,780 You have too much to live for! 127 00:04:42,408 --> 00:04:44,243 Oh, my God! Butters! 128 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:47,371 Oh. Uh...hi, Mom! 129 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:48,789 Just keep stalling, Butters. 130 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,958 We don't have the dead pig quite ready yet. 131 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,459 Uh... 132 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:54,753 [ Humming softly ] 133 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:56,880 Butters? 134 00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:59,883 Butters, whatever is troubling you, this isn't the answer! 135 00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:02,678 Look at all these people who've come out for you! 136 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,847 Just come down now, son, and we promise 137 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,099 we won't ground you for more than a couple weeks. 138 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:10,144 Aw, geez. Now I'm gonna get grounded, too. 139 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,104 Okay. It's ready. Step down, Butters. 140 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,399 He -- He's coming down. 141 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:16,567 Oh, thank God! 142 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:18,986 No. Wait. W-What's he doing? 143 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:21,363 [ Dramatic music plays ] 144 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,115 CARTMAN: Okay. One...two... 145 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,783 Jesus Christ! 146 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:28,037 [ Screams ] 147 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:32,249 Oh, my God! 148 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,254 He...didn't make it. 149 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,548 No-o-o! No-o-o! 150 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,800 My son is dead! 151 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,303 No-o-o! 152 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:46,305 Nice. 153 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,474 And he shall be remembered 154 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:51,518 as a peaceful little boy who warmed his parents' hearts. 155 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:54,730 [ Crying ] Butters. 156 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:58,400 Lord, as we commit this child's body to the earth, 157 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:02,237 may we ask it be the last child you strike down so mercilessly. 158 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:04,281 We know this request to be futile, Lord, 159 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:06,825 but just thought we would ask. 160 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:07,910 No-o-o! 161 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,537 No-o-o! Butters! 162 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:13,040 No-o-o! 163 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:14,875 Don't put him down there! 164 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,503 Don't put him down there! 165 00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:18,879 [ Bell rings ] 166 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,548 Okay, children. Let's take our seats. 167 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:25,177 Now, I know that we're all still in deep, deep mourning 168 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,971 over the tragic death of our classmate Butters. 169 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,099 Who's Butters? 170 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:32,726 But we all must try to move on, 171 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:35,646 and so I'd like you to help me welcome a new student 172 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,940 who has just moved here from Dallas. 173 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:41,193 Children, please say hello to Marjorine. 174 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,779 Oh. Uh, hello. 175 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:47,324 Welcome to our school, Marjorine. 176 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,827 Oh. Thank you. 177 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:51,328 Dude, I think it's totally working. 178 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:53,539 The girls are totally buying it. [ Coughs ] 179 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:54,706 Why don't you tell the children 180 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:56,917 a little about yourself, Marjorine? 181 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,961 Well, I'm just a typical little girl. 182 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,839 I like dancing a-and ponies 183 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:05,592 a-and getting my snootch pounded on Friday nights. 184 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:06,802 Nice. 185 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,221 Now, Marjorine, that's not very ladylike. 186 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,223 Us Colorado girls love to get pounded in the sniz 187 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:13,475 just like any woman, but we keep it to ourselves. 188 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,351 Oh. 189 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:17,563 That girl sure has a strange sense of fashion. 190 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,231 Dude, they totally think he's a girl. 191 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,649 [ Coughs ] 192 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:21,984 All right. Have a seat, Marjorine. 193 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,402 I'm sure the other girls will be happy 194 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:24,653 to show you around the school. 195 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,488 Won't you, girls? 196 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,324 Where do you buy your clothes? 197 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:33,120 Oh, uh, you -- you know -- girl places. 198 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:34,830 Dude, they've bought it hook, line, and sinker. 199 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:35,998 [ Coughs ] 200 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,459 This is going swimmingly. [ Coughs ] 201 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:44,047 [ Humming ] 202 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:46,884 Heidi, sweetie, I'm just gonna set the snacks over here. 203 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:48,677 Okay, Mom. 204 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:52,181 Oh, and, Heidi, there's going to be one extra girl 205 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:54,308 coming to your slumber party. 206 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:55,434 Who? 207 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:58,395 The new girl in your class -- Marjorine. 208 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,522 Mom! I didn't invite her! 209 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:04,151 I know, sweetie, but I got a call from Marjorine's mother. 210 00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:05,027 Her mother? 211 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,362 She said Marjorine is having a really hard time 212 00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:08,739 being at a new school. 213 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:11,700 Her mom asked me personally if we could have Marjorine over. 214 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,452 And besides, her mother told me 215 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,287 that she works as a state official 216 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:18,707 and that I should respect her authoritah. 217 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:22,669 [ Crying ] 218 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,631 Linda. Linda, please come downstairs. 219 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:29,510 Why c-couldn't we help him? 220 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:35,432 W-Why is our little boy dead? 221 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,184 [ Sobs ] 222 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:40,562 Oh, Butters. 223 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,689 Oh, Butters, I miss you so much! 224 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:45,526 [ Doorbell rings ] 225 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:47,778 [ New England accent ] Mr. Stotch? 226 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,655 I know what you're thinking. 227 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:51,156 Who are you? 228 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,158 I came to talk you out of it. 229 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:56,912 You need to just accept that your son is dead... 230 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,623 not try to bring him back. 231 00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:02,709 Bring him back? W-What are you talking about? 232 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,170 I know you're thinking of putting him up there -- 233 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,172 the Indian burial ground up that road. 234 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,383 You're thinking if you bury his body there, 235 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:10,676 it will come back to life. 236 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,803 Sometimes dead is better. 237 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:15,347 Indian burial ground? 238 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:18,183 It's been done before, what you're thinking of -- 239 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,519 the Nelson boy back in '85. 240 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,854 You're saying if I dig up my son's body 241 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:25,899 and rebury him at the old Indian burial ground, that I -- 242 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,359 Don't do it, Stotch! 243 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:31,363 What comes out of the ground ain't the thing you put in. 244 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,531 The Indians knew that. 245 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:35,617 That's why they stopped using it when the ground went sour. 246 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,953 I'm just here to talk you out of it. 247 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,082 Don't bury your son's body 248 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,209 at the Indian burial ground, Stotch -- 249 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,794 the one that's right up over there 250 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,546 behind the Andersons' barn. 251 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,299 Sometimes...dead is better. 252 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:52,926 [ Dramatic music plays ] 253 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,222 [ Insects chirping ] 254 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,308 All right, Butters. That's Heidi's house. 255 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,601 I can't do it, fellas. 256 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:02,311 I can't go into a girls' slumber party. 257 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,146 What if they find out I ain't a girl? 258 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,397 You're gonna be fine. 259 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,399 Now, Butters, we don't know exactly what it is 260 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,109 that girls do at their slumber parties. 261 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,653 But if they all start, you know, lezzing out, 262 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,572 - just roll with it. - Lezzing out? 263 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,157 - What's lezzing out? - Now, look, Butters. 264 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,242 When the girls bring out the future-telling device, 265 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,452 pay attention to how it works. 266 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:19,745 Once you know how to operate it, 267 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,371 just grab it and get the hell out of there. 268 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,165 Then I can go home and tell my mommy and daddy 269 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,541 I'm not really dead? 270 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:25,584 Yeah, dude. Of course. 271 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,169 Now go. The party's already started. 272 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,545 Good luck, man. 273 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,173 Remember, Butters, you must get that future-telling device 274 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,758 from the girls at all costs. 275 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:35,886 And just roll with it if they start lezzing out. 276 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,307 [ Dramatic music plays ] 277 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:41,975 All right, girls. 278 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,061 Now, we all want you to have a good time, 279 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:47,189 but as Heidi's parents, tonight it is our responsibility 280 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,149 to look out for all of you. 281 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,401 There's not gonna be any drinking, no pot, 282 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,111 and most importantly, 283 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,656 if I catch any boys anywhere near this party, 284 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,699 they're gonna be in a world of hurt! 285 00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,869 [ Chuckles nervously ] 286 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,997 All right. Have a nice time, girls. 287 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,541 So, what do you guys want to do first? 288 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,834 We could play "Girl Talk." 289 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,336 - Uh-huh! - All right! 290 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,046 I brought the new Justin Timberlake CD. 291 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,255 We should dance to it. 292 00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,341 - Cool! - Yeah! That'd be fun! 293 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,551 How about we read each other's futures? 294 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,054 I know. Let's do "light as a feather, stiff as a board." 295 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,931 - Yeah! - All right! 296 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,146 Who wants to go first? 297 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,690 I will! 298 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:33,318 Oh, geez. Are we gonna start lezzing out? 299 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,154 [ Down-tempo music plays ] 300 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,572 Light as a feather, stiff as a board. 301 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,408 ALL: Light as a feather, stiff as a board. 302 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,951 Light as a feather, stiff as a board! 303 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:42,619 Light as a feather, stiff as a board! 304 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:46,039 [ Screaming ] 305 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,627 Jesus. What are they doing in there? 306 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,505 God only knows the horrors that go on at girls' slumber parties. 307 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,674 Let's just hope Butters can survive it. 308 00:11:55,799 --> 00:12:00,137 Aah! Aah! Witches! You're all witches! 309 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,055 Marjorine, what is your problem? 310 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,348 Huh? Oh, nothing. 311 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,392 Hey, you guys want to tell each other's futures now? 312 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,645 Yeah. I can tell you your future, Marjorine. 313 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,106 You're going to live alone your entire life 314 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,649 because you're a nerdy, dorky geek! 315 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,609 Yeah, and your hair is totally stupid. 316 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:15,986 [ Down-tempo music plays ] 317 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,238 Yeah, and you're flat. 318 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,782 Marjorine, why don't you just leave? 319 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,701 Nobody wants you here. 320 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,997 [ Wolf howls ] 321 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,624 [ Thunder crashing ] 322 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,340 Hello, son. Don't you worry. 323 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:39,760 Daddy's gonna make everything all right again. 324 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,345 [ Grunting ] 325 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:45,056 [ Dramatic music plays ] 326 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,734 There he is. There's my boy. 327 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,360 - Come on, Butters. - [ Squishing ] 328 00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:01,239 Oh. Butters, you smell like...bacon. 329 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,741 Don't worry. 330 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,618 We're gonna bring you back, son. 331 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,161 We're gonna bring you back! 332 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,497 [ Music continues ] 333 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,831 [ Indistinct conversation ] 334 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,292 You guys, I think we went too far with Marjorine. 335 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,795 She's in the bathroom, crying. 336 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,089 Marjorine? 337 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:22,677 [ Sobs ] Nobody likes me. 338 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,679 Oh, gee. She's really upset. 339 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,181 I feel terrible, you guys. 340 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,809 It can't be easy being the new girl in school. 341 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:29,935 Marjorine. 342 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,062 Marjorine, hey, we didn't mean it. 343 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,856 You don't know how hard it is to be me. 344 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,608 Marjorine, we were just teasing. 345 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,901 We think you're great. 346 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,653 You think I'm ugly. 347 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,905 [ Sobs ] 348 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,115 You're not ugly, Marjorine. 349 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,660 You said I'm ugly and I'm flat. 350 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:49,246 Marjorine, you just have a different look, that's all. 351 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,624 We just -- We need to help you bring out your inner beauty. 352 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,961 Yeah. How about we all give you a little makeover, Marjorine? 353 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:56,795 - Yeah! - Yeah! 354 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,339 - Yeah! - Come on! Let's go! 355 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,925 [ Sniffles ] You mean it? 356 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,844 [ Down-tempo music plays ] 357 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,929 Dude, it's been too long. Something's wrong. 358 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,264 Maybe they found him out. 359 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:08,682 Then he's already dead. 360 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,226 Come on. We got to go check on him. 361 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,440 Can you see anything? 362 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:21,027 ♪ Don't be so quick to walk away ♪ 363 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,153 ♪ Dance with me ♪ 364 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,030 ♪ I wanna rock your body ♪ 365 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,240 He's just dancing around! 366 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,449 That son of a bitch! 367 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,368 - ♪ I wanna rock your body ♪ - Whoo! [ Laughs ] Whoo! 368 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,995 - ♪ Dance with me ♪ - Yeah! 369 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,498 Marjorine, sweetie? Your mom's on the phone. 370 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:34,875 - ♪ Till the break of day ♪ - Yay! 371 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,459 - My mom? - ♪ Dance with me ♪ 372 00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:38,628 - Hello? - CARTMAN: Butters! 373 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,463 Just what the fuck do you think you're doing? 374 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,883 Well, I'm just having some fun with my girlfriends. 375 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,260 You aren't there to have fun, you black asshole! 376 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,387 You're supposed to be getting the future-telling device! 377 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,597 Well, I'm working on it! 378 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,599 Working on what -- your dance moves? 379 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,726 Now, look, I'm getting pretty sick of this! 380 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,144 I've put myself through a lot, 381 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:57,898 and you can't talk to me like that...uh...Mom. 382 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,859 Just do what you were sent in there to do, dickface! 383 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:01,985 [ Cellphone beeps ] 384 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,779 [ Dramatic music plays ] 385 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,497 - [ Laughter ] - That's awesome. 386 00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:17,459 Hey, Marjorine, you want to know your future? 387 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,668 Huh? 388 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,755 Uh, c-could I hold that? 389 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,757 Sure. Here. You do my future. 390 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,343 How? 391 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:27,802 Well, you know. It's easy. 392 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,305 You just put your thumbs and index fingers in here. 393 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,432 [ Insects chirping ] 394 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,895 Aha! I knew it! 395 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,772 Boys at the slumber party! 396 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,608 - [ Gasps ] - There's a boy here? 397 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,693 - Stand back! - [ Dramatic music plays ] 398 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,487 I had a great time tonight, 399 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,739 but I got to do what I was sent here to do. 400 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,700 Hyah! 401 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,955 [ Breathing heavily ] 402 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,457 He's got it! He's got the device! 403 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,167 Tango! Tango! Tango! We've got it! 404 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,628 Let's get it to the containment center! Go! 405 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:02,712 Come on, Butters! 406 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,090 No! That time device is nothing but trouble. 407 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,508 I'm done, and I'm going home 408 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,302 to tell my mom and dad I'm not dead! 409 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,638 What the hell? 410 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,432 [ Laughs ] We have the device now! 411 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:17,352 The power belongs to us! [ Laughs ] 412 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,564 Anybody have a piece of notebook paper 413 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,066 so I can make another one? 414 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,819 [ Dramatic music plays ] 415 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,154 Go! Go! Get it in the containment field! 416 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,534 [ Whirring ] 417 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,420 [ Thunder rumbling, crashing ] 418 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,964 BUTTERS' MOM: Stephen, you did what?! 419 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,173 I had to, Linda! 420 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,967 If there even was the slightest chance 421 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,177 it would bring him back -- I don't know. 422 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,887 I don't know what I'm doing anymore! 423 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,265 You dug up our son's body? 424 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,809 Performed some kind of pagan ritual?! 425 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,561 Linda, I did it for you. 426 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,147 You wanted him back so much. So did I! 427 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,357 Not like this! 428 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,484 Not like this. 429 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,862 He wouldn't be our son, Stephen. 430 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,865 He would be a walking abomination... 431 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,034 an unholy demon spawn! 432 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,869 [ Knock on door ] 433 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,455 [ Both gasp, thunder crashes ] 434 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,125 [ Knock on door ] 435 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,376 BUTTERS: Hello? 436 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:25,670 It's him. 437 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,213 Keep the door locked. 438 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,757 [ Knock on door ] 439 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,383 BUTTERS: Mom? Dad? 440 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,093 It's me -- Butters! 441 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,221 I'm back. 442 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,389 Oh. 443 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:37,849 Oh, God. 444 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,350 [ Rattling ] 445 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:42,896 No! 446 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,275 [ Whimpers ] 447 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:49,944 [ Rattling stops ] 448 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:55,575 [ Sobs ] 449 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,202 It's gone, Linda. 450 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:58,661 It's gone. 451 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,080 Heaven forgive me. 452 00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,456 Hey, Mom and Dad. I found a -- 453 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,250 [ Screaming ] 454 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,004 Oh, God! It's terrible! 455 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,339 What have I done?! 456 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,008 I-I guess you're probably a little surprised to see me. 457 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:16,012 It isn't right! Make it go away! 458 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:22,602 Gentlemen, this is a historic day for all boy-mankind. 459 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,563 In a few moments, we will know the future. 460 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,816 H-Hold on, guys. 461 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,818 We're not sure what this device is capable of. 462 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,070 Maybe we should wait until we've had more time to study it. 463 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,822 No, no. We don't have time for that, Stan. 464 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,573 It's time to ask it a question. 465 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,117 How come you get to use it first? 466 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,743 Because I do, Clyde. 467 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:39,953 I want to use it. 468 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,913 I'm asking the first question! 469 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,832 Let's just start with something simple. 470 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,959 Will Kyle die before he's 20? 471 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,752 Wait! I don't want to know that. 472 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,004 Ask it if the Broncos are gonna win on Sunday. 473 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,923 No, dude. Then it won't be fun to watch. 474 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,591 Will you all just shut up so I can do this? 475 00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:54,759 You shut up, asshole! 476 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,469 I don't want to know when I'm gonna die, fat-ass. 477 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,847 [ Indistinct shouting ] 478 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,015 You guys! You guys! Stop! 479 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:04,561 Look at what this thing is doing to us. 480 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,813 Butters was trying to tell me something outside the house, 481 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,815 that this device is nothing but trouble. 482 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,233 I think I know what he meant now. 483 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,734 How could it be nothing but trouble? 484 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,987 We risked everything to get it from the girls. 485 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,406 How long before the girls attack us to get it back? 486 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:17,824 [ Down-tempo music plays ] 487 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,576 Yeah. Forget about the girls. 488 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:22,412 What about when the CIA or -- or the Russians know we have this? 489 00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:23,830 They'll come after it for sure. 490 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,707 Maybe we should take it to someplace safer. 491 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:26,791 And then what? 492 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,251 Hide forever from the government? 493 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,461 From the terrorists who want to use it for evil? 494 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:34,883 Maybe -- Maybe nobody is meant to have this kind of power. 495 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,386 You mean destroy it. 496 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,221 Are you guys nuts? 497 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,681 After everything we've gone through? 498 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,892 We got it away from the girls. That's what matters. 499 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,227 But now the right thing to do isn't using it ourselves. 500 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,604 Then we're no better than they are. 501 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,272 Think of the power! 502 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,566 It's too much power -- for anybody. 503 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,777 Stan's right. It has to be destroyed. 504 00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,450 [ Music continues ] 505 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,870 Are we sure about this? 506 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,496 We'll never know the future. 507 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:06,539 Nobody will. 508 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,374 That's the way it's supposed to be. 509 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,543 Hit it, Kenny. 510 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,378 [ Click ] 511 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,140 Damn, Ken. 512 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,643 - [ Sobbing ] - Here. Here. You see? 513 00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,102 It's going to be all right. 514 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,396 Hello, s-son. 515 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:32,815 Hi, Dad. 516 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:36,194 [ Whimpers ] He was supposed to stay dead! 517 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,821 Mom, Dad, can I come upstairs now? 518 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:42,283 I'm sorry, son, but...you're a demon spawn now. 519 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,993 You're an abomination. 520 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,162 Can I please just have something to eat? 521 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,288 I'm pretty hungry. 522 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,458 It's...hungry. 523 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,085 Yes. 524 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,420 It must feed. 525 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,675 Hello. I'm Rachel with Quality Curtains. 526 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,886 Oh, yes. Thank you for coming. 527 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,471 Which room are we looking at? 528 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,307 Just follow me to the basement. 529 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,935 Yes. The basement. 530 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,188 Oh, my. It's pretty dark down here. 531 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,523 You sure you need curtains? 532 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:14,774 Oh, my God! 533 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,236 Hello. I'm Butters. 534 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,238 Little boy, what are you doing down here? 535 00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,198 Aah! 536 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:22,865 Huh? 537 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:25,576 There you go, son. Eat. 538 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,537 What are we becoming? 539 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:30,790 Come on. Don't watch it feed. 540 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,629 Can't I just have some Spaghettios?