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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Pluto is also the furthest
planet from the sun,
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though scientists believe
more planets may lie beyond it.
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I hope you enjoyed my report
on the solar system.
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Thank you.
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Okay. Very nice, Token.
Thank you.
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Okay. Looks like we only have
time for one more speech today.
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So let's have, uh, Eric.
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Thank you, Mrs. Garrison.
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My speech is entitled
"Ginger Kids:
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Children With Red Hair,
Light Skin, and Freckles."
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We've all seen them
on the playground,
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at the store,
walking on the streets.
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They creep us out and make us
feel sick to our stomachs.
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I'm talking, of course,
about ginger kids.
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Oh, sick!
Gross!
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Ginger kids are born
with a disease
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which causes very light skin,
red hair, and freckles.
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Oh, nasty!
Yuck!
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This disease is called
gingervitis,
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and it occurs because
ginger kids have no souls.
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What?
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Kids who have gingervitis
cannot be cured.
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Oh, sick!
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Gross!
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Yuck!
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Because their skin
is so light,
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ginger kids must avoid the sun,
not unlike...
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vampires.
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- Ohh!
- Ohh!
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That's not true, fat-ass.
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I have red hair, and
I don't have to avoid the sun.
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I was getting to that,
if you'll let me.
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Some people have red hair
but not light skin and freckles.
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These people are called
daywalkers.
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Ooh!
Daywalkers!
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This is all a bunch of crap!
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Mrs. Garrison, I'm really
having a difficult time
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with all these interruptions.
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Kyle, let Eric give
his presentation.
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It's not a presentation.
It's a hate speech!
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People aren't creeped out
by gingers.
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I am.
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Kyle, if you want to debate
Eric,
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you can do so
with your paper tomorrow.
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Fine!
I will!
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Fine! In the meantime, shut
your goddamn daywalker mouth!
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[ Growls ]
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Let's see. Where was I?
Oh, yes.
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Like vampires,
the ginger gene is a curse,
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and unless we work to rid
the earth of that curse,
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the gingers could envelop our
lives in blackness for all time.
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It is time that we all admit
to ourselves
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that gingers are vile
and disgusting.
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In conclusion,
I will leave you with this --
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If you think that the ginger
problem is not a serious one...
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...think again.
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[ Bell rings ]
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Stupid supremist ass-wipe!
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- Dude, what's the big deal?
- What's the big deal?!
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Don't you understand what
ignorant prejudice can lead to?
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I have to disprove
Cartman's hateful rumors.
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Do you know any red-haired,
freckled kids?
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What about the Foley family?
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I think they're all ginger.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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ALL:
Hello?
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Hey, I'm giving
a speech tomorrow
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about people with red hair
and freckles.
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Can I just ask you
a few questions?
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Sure.
Come on in.
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Mom, Dad, these boys
want to know about us.
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What?
Well, hello there, kids.
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We came to learn the facts
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about people with red hair,
light skin, and freckles.
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Oh. Gingers.
Yes.
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Our cute little
red-haired rascals.
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I'm sorry,
but I don't understand.
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You both have dark hair
and brown eyes.
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Yes, we've learned
that the ginger gene
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is recessive
in both our families' DNA.
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Actually, the odds of us having
a red-haired, freckled child
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were only one in four.
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[ Chuckles ]
And still it happened.
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Three times!
[ Chuckles ]
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What are the odds?
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[ Sobs ]
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A lot of people
carry the ginger gene
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and don't know.
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If your spouse
is also a carrier,
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then your children
can turn out like...
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them.
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Each one of them is a blessing.
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Oh, yes. Each one of them
is a blessing.
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Blessing --
Blessing full of love.
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ALL:
Thanks, Mom and Dad.
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But it's -- it's not true
they...have no souls.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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No.
No, I'm sure they do.
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Well, it was nice
meeting you boys.
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We've got to get dinner started.
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I just had a couple more
questions about --
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Look, boys, if you really
don't want to have ginger kids,
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marry an Asian woman.
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Asians don't carry
the recessive gene.
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I know a guy who's marrying
a Japanese woman very soon
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for just that reason.
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And so red hair, light skin,
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and freckles are all passed down
genetically.
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A child's red hair
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is not determined
by the lack of a soul...
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[ Yawns ]
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...but by the melanins
which control the pigment
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in all of our skins.
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Thank you.
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[Applause ]
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Okay.
Very nice, Kyle.
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A little dry and science-y
for my tastes, but there you go.
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[ Bell rings ]
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All right.
That's lunch, kids.
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We'll pick up
with Clyde's speech
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about lesbian cheerleaders
after recess.
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That was a very informative
speech, Kyle.
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Thanks, Butters.
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Informative if you want to die.
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Guys, don't forget,
Kyle is a daywalker.
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Daywalkers are half ginger
themselves.
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Make no mistake --
Ginger kids are evil.
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Do you know who was ginger?
Judas.
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And what did Judas do?
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Oh, he just got Jesus killed.
That's all.
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Look, I'm just saying what
everyone else already thinks --
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Gingers are creepy.
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And one night, when you're
all sleeping in your room...
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the gingers are gonna get ya.
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They're gonna get ya!
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You buying school lunch today?
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Nah. My mom packed me
a kosher lunch.
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CLYDE:
Right this way!
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You can't eat
in the cafeteria!
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How come?
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Ginger kids eat
in the hallway.
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Yeah. Go on.
Beat it, r-retard.
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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There. You see?
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This is what happens
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when Cartman is allowed
his right to free speech.
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That's just wrong, dude.
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I wish Cartman could see
what it felt like to be ginger.
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Hey.
That's a great idea!
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Mrph rmh rmphm?
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Can you guys meet me
at Cartman's house tonight
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- at around midnight?
- Sure. For what?
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We're gonna teach
that fat bastard a lesson.
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[ Insects chirping ]
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[ Snoring ]
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[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
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Okay, dude.
Knock him out.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Dude! Dude, okay!
He's out.
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[ Grunting ]
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Kyle, that's good!
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All right.
Let's do it.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Eric, honey,
time to get up for school.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Yawns ]
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♪ You picked a fine time
to leave me, Lucille ♪
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♪ Four hungry children
and a... ♪
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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[ Screams ]
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Poopsiekins?
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[ Screaming ]
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Sweetie, what is --
[ Screams ]
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I'm ginger!
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Oh, my God!
Eric!
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Help me!
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Help me!
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Well, all his vital signs
are still normal.
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From his outward appearance,
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I would say he has the standard
skin-pigment deficiency.
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You mean...
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Yes, I'm afraid that your son
is suffering from gingervitis.
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But how can I become a ginger
now?
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I wasn't born like this!
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Well, the red-haired-and-freckle
gene is a recessive gene.
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It must have stayed dormant
in your system
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until you hit adolescence.
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So I'm gonna stay like this
forever?
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I'm sorry, son.
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Ms. Cartman,
could I have a word with you?
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Ms. Cartman, I know this
must be very difficult for you.
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I, for one, can't stand
red-haired, freckled kids.
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But you need to understand
there is no cure.
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Your son will be ginger
his whole life.
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You might want to just...
put him down.
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Oh.
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Excuse me, Doctor.
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But it just so happens
my mom loves me
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no matter what I look like!
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Right, Mom?
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Mom?!
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Oh. Y-Yes.
Of course, sweetie.
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All right. But you're gonna have
to take certain precautions now.
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It's very important that
you keep Eric out of the sun.
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The sun is his worst enemy.
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Hey, dudes.
What's going on?
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[ Coughs ]
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How's everything with you guys?
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Wow, Cartman.
You look...different.
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Yes. Well, it's interesting
you should point that out, Kyle.
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I went to the doctor yesterday,
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and apparently I suffer from
a small skin-pigment deficiency.
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You mean you're a ginger?
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Actually, gingervitis
is the medical term.
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Is that an umbrella
you're using?
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Yes, Kyle.
[ Clears throat ]
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The sun's rays
are bad for my skin,
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so I need to be protected
when I'm outside.
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Well, I'm glad we've gotten
all that out of the way
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and now we can just go on
with our lives as normal.
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Wow. That's a little ironic,
isn't it?
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What do you mean, Kyle?
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Well, I mean, all last week,
you were ripping on ginger kids,
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and now you a re one.
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Hmm. I don't really see
the irony in that, Kyle.
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[ Engine idling ]
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Hey, Butters.
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[ Laughing ]
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That's fine.
Just get it out of the way.
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Dude, this is going awesome.
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Maybe he'll actually learn
a lesson this time.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Hey, Clyde, Token, what's up?
Jim.
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What are you doing?
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I'm grubbin'.
What's it look like?
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You're not supposed to be
in the cafeteria.
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Huh?
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You know the rule --
No ginger kids in the cafeteria.
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But...it's me.
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Right.
And you're ginger.
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Dude, check it out.
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Guys!
Okay, look.
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Maybe I'm ginger, but...
I'm not like other ginger kids.
255
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I'm still me inside.
256
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Sorry.
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If we let one ginger kid in, the
others are gonna start coming.
258
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Yeah.
Beat it, j-jackass.
259
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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We did it, guys.
261
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We finally taught Cartman
a lesson.
262
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I'll bet that now Cartman
is gonna have a long, hard think
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about how he treated gingers.
264
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I want to thank everyone
for showing up today.
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I've called this meeting
because I don't know about you,
266
00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:53,820
but I, for one,
am sick and tired
267
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of being discriminated against!
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Just because we have red hair,
light skin, and freckles,
269
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we're thought of
as somehow less important.
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And it's bullcrap!
271
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Yeah!
272
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Kids at school laugh at us.
273
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,916
Doctors call us
genetically inferior.
274
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,877
The world needs to know that
we are people with feelings
275
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and our parents love us
for who we are!
276
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,173
My dad says
each one of my freckles
277
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is a kiss from an angel.
278
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,429
Right.
Exactly.
279
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:20,931
We can't let this go on
any longer.
280
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We should be proud
of who we are!
281
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Think of all the great people
throughout history
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who were ginger.
283
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People like...like, uh...
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Like...
285
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Ron Howard?
286
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,320
Right!
Ron Howard!
287
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:38,782
And, uh...and...
288
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,535
Ron Howard?
289
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,495
Right.
We already had him, but right.
290
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,331
See? Ginger people go on
to do amazing things in society.
291
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,250
We need to let
everyone in this school know
292
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that we are not inferior,
that we are, in fact, beautiful,
293
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totally awesome,
and super smart.
294
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It's time for us to take back
our pride!
295
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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- CARTMAN: Red power!
- CHILDREN: Red power!
297
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,932
- CARTMAN: Red power!
- CHILDREN: Red power!
298
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,435
- Red power!
- Red power!
299
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,645
- Red power!
- Red power!
300
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,856
We gingers are a proud people.
301
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:13,483
We are the noble descendants
of great Americans
302
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,777
like Ron Howard and...others.
303
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,321
We will not be discriminated
against any longer,
304
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:20,073
for we are a great race!
305
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,116
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
306
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,410
- Red power!
- Red power!
307
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,287
- Red power!
- Red power!
308
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,538
I don't believe it.
309
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,415
- Should we tell him the truth?
- Nah.
310
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Let him make
a complete ass of himself
311
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,334
for a little while longer.
312
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,794
Better red than dead!
313
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,171
- Better red than dead!
- Better red than dead!
314
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,630
Better red than dead!
315
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,382
Tom, I'm standing outside
316
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,301
the Denver Center
for the Performing Arts,
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where the new production
of "Annie"
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00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,096
has just premiered
to cries of outrage.
319
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A rapidly growing organization
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00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,350
called the ginger
separatist movement
321
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,394
is furious
that the lead role of Annie
322
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is being played by a girl
323
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,565
who isn't actually red-haired
and freckled.
324
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:57,068
Joining me now is the gingers'
head spokesperson, Eric Cartman.
325
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,029
That's right!
This is bullcrap!
326
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,281
We true gingers are furious
327
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,200
that the role of Annie
is being minimalized!
328
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:05,744
What harm do you believe
this actress is doing
329
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,746
to the true red-haired
community?
330
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,122
The bitch isn't ginger!
331
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,082
She's just using makeup
to look ginger.
332
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,959
And pretending to be ginger
with makeup
333
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,669
is the worst thing
anybody can do!
334
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,713
- Yeah! That's right!
- Yeah!
335
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,507
[ Cheers and applause ]
336
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:19,841
There she is!
Get her!
337
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,676
[ Indistinct shouting ]
338
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:22,719
[ Screams ]
339
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,596
You're not ginger, bitch!
340
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,348
This is getting pretty ugly,
Tom.
341
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,475
These gingers
are really riled up.
342
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,476
If you are a ginger
343
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,478
and would like to join
the ginger separatist movement,
344
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,480
you can attend their
first meeting this Friday
345
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,358
in the Sunset Room
at the Airport Hilton.
346
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,863
Okay.
Welcome, everyone.
347
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,990
It's so great to see
such a wonderful turnout
348
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:47,035
at the first all-ginger
pride conference!
349
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,037
[ Cheers and applause ]
350
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,581
Now it is my honor
to introduce the man
351
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,668
who has brought self-respect
to gingers, Eric Cartman!
352
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,087
[ Up-tempo music plays,
cheers and applause ]
353
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,381
Thanks, Jody!
Gingers, how are we feeling?!
354
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,966
[ Cheering ]
355
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,384
Can I get a "Red power"?!
356
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,885
ALL:
Red power!
357
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,554
Oh, yes!
That feels good, doesn't it?
358
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,305
Feels good to be proud
of who you are.
359
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,225
I don't think I need to tell you
there's a lot of hate out there,
360
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,269
hate for awesome people like us.
361
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,854
And if there's one thing
I've learned,
362
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,690
it's that the only way
to fight hate is with more hate!
363
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,483
We are not the freaks
of society!
364
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,651
Everyone else is!
365
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,778
[ Cheers and applause,
ominous music plays ]
366
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,406
Gingers are the chosen people,
the chosen race.
367
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,449
And we must view
the rest of the world
368
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:29,452
as the lowlife,
dark-skinned rats that they are!
369
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,746
[ Cheering ]
370
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:32,831
Hello there.
371
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,666
Gary Nelson
with Hilton guest relations.
372
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,710
Just making sure you guys have
everything you need.
373
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:39,504
We're fine.
Thanks.
374
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,215
Need any buffet items restocked?
Everyone okay on coffee?
375
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,134
- We're fine.
- Great.
376
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,720
Oh, hey, guys, just wanted
to say thanks for choosing
377
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,471
the Airport Hilton
for your conference.
378
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,181
You're welcome!
Now leave us alone!
379
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,643
My fellow gingers...
380
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,062
I envision a world
in which there is no hate...
381
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,398
a world where everyone
is ginger!
382
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:02,444
And so we must gather together
every child who is not ginger
383
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,404
and exterminate them!
384
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,614
- Huh?
- What?
385
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,198
Exterminate?
386
00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,199
Now, go!
387
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:09,284
Go out into the night
388
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,286
and take non-ginger kids
from their homes!
389
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,622
We will eradicate them all
with cages and torches
390
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,832
and a pit of lava
to throw them all in!
391
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:19,336
I am not gonna live my life
as a goddamn minority!
392
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,629
Are you with me?!
393
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,214
ALL:
Huzzah! Huzzah!
394
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,883
[ Knock on door ]
395
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,844
Dude, we're gonna go
sneak into Cartman's
396
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,429
and change him back
to a non-ginger.
397
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,389
Huh? Why?
398
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,224
Because now he's acting
like gingers are awesome
399
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,559
and all his friends are gingers.
400
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,645
When he wakes up tomorrow and
realizes he isn't really ginger,
401
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,022
- it'll be hysterical.
- Mrph!
402
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,148
Are you in?
403
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,567
Totally.
404
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,487
You know, Cartman is
an uncaring, bigoted,
405
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,571
intolerant asshole.
406
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,115
But I have to admit, I had
my own prejudice about gingers.
407
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,241
I think we all need to realize
408
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,993
that everyone is different
in one way or another,
409
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,828
and we shouldn't be threatened
by those differences.
410
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,872
I mean, Cartman actually
had me kind of creeped out
411
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,707
that gingers were gonna
come get me in the night.
412
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,501
Mrph!
413
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,835
[ Gasps ]
414
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:03,588
[ Ominous music plays ]
415
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,882
Oh.
Hey there.
416
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,805
You guys...need anything?
417
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:18,269
Let's just --
Let's just walk this way.
418
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,484
More ginger kids.
419
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:27,028
Uh, m-maybe we should
just go home.
420
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,279
Yeah.
Good idea.
421
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,699
[ Music continues ]
422
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,580
What the hell do they want?!
423
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:38,915
- Mrph!
- Kenny!
424
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,792
Run, dude!
Run!
425
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,088
[ Tapping ]
426
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,426
Huh?
427
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,927
G-Ginger kids.
428
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:51,970
Aah!
429
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,305
Clyde, what is it, honey?
430
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:55,598
[ Gasps ]
431
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,809
[ Wind whistling ]
432
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,355
Aah!
433
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,857
Ginger kids!
434
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,775
No!
435
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,028
[ Music continues ]
436
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,155
♪ La-la ♪
437
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,990
♪ La-la-la ♪
438
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,701
- What is it?
- It's a little ginger girl.
439
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,995
- ♪ La-la ♪
- Shut the door!
440
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,496
♪ La-la ♪
441
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,998
♪ La-la-la ♪
442
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,291
[ Both screaming ]
443
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,625
- Ow!
- Ooh!
444
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,794
♪ La-la ♪
445
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,087
♪ La-la-la ♪
446
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,922
♪ La-la ♪
447
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,132
♪ La-la-la ♪
448
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:32,052
[ Screaming ]
449
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:34,763
[ Music continues ]
450
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,518
In there!
Go!
451
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:45,607
Come on!
Get this jamb on the door!
452
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,443
[ Glass breaks ]
453
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:01,247
[ Kyle and Stan screaming ]
454
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,299
Kyle.
Kyle, wake up.
455
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,885
Huh? What?
456
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,345
Where are we?
457
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,724
[ Dramatic music plays ]
458
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,894
I think we're at the Sunset Room
at the Airport Hilton.
459
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,396
My fellow gingers,
460
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,440
the day of reckoning
is finally upon us!
461
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,442
[ Cheers and applause ]
462
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,360
Cartman?
463
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,028
Oh, Jesus.
I should have known.
464
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,656
What we begin here
we will take worldwide
465
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,075
until the blood
of every non-ginger child
466
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,118
has been spilled!
467
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,995
[ Cheers and applause ]
468
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,622
You guys got everything
you need in here?
469
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,415
Need more coffee, buffet items?
470
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,417
No. We're fine.
Thank you!
471
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,419
How about lava?
You got enough lava?
472
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,504
Yes!
We're good!
473
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,048
Okay. Hey, thanks for choosing
the Airport Hilton, guys.
474
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,591
You're welcome!
Now leave us alone!
475
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:58,138
Now...
let the extermination begin!
476
00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,389
[ Cheering ]
477
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:02,183
We will start
with the daywalker.
478
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,144
ALL:
Daywalker!
479
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,315
Throw him in!
480
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,359
Cartman, I need to tell you
something!
481
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,987
Go on, then.
Say your last words.
482
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,947
I think you'd rather hear this
in private.
483
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,532
Okay. Fine.
Let him speak.
484
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:21,119
Then we kill
every non-ginger here!
485
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,084
You...You what?
486
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,760
Come on!
Let's fulfill the plan!
487
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,470
All non-gingers must die!
488
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:40,638
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
489
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,058
Right.
The plan.
490
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,728
Um...oh.
491
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:50,023
Oh, my God, you guys.
Uh, I just realized something.
492
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,482
We shouldn't be doing this.
493
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,027
I-I mean, look at us.
What have we become?
494
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,528
- Huh?
- What?
495
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,696
D-Don't you see?
496
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,823
If we go and exterminate
everyone who isn't ginger,
497
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:02,118
then we're no better than they
were for thinking less of us.
498
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:06,915
Maybe we all have to learn
to live together.
499
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,416
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
500
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,794
But you just said everyone
who isn't ginger must die.
501
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,923
Right, but -- but I've learned
that we can't judge people
502
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,883
based on what they look like.
503
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,762
But you just said they should
all die 15 seconds ago.
504
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,514
I know.
I know, but I-I get it now.
505
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,808
We've got to live and let live.
506
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,688
What did that kid
in the green hat tell you?
507
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:31,773
Huh?
508
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,734
That kid right there --
What did he just tell you?
509
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,861
Who? Oh, him? Oh.
No, that was just...
510
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,030
That was about something else.
Totally unrelated.
511
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,615
You wanted to kill everyone
who wasn't ginger.
512
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,325
Then that kid in the green hat
told you something,
513
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,952
and you don't want to do it
all of a sudden.
514
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,536
What did he tell you?
515
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,747
No, he was just telling me
about something funny
516
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,415
that happened at school
yesterday.
517
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,417
Um, oh, but anyway --
Oh! Oh, wow.
518
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,835
I can't believe
how great it feels
519
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,545
to finally love my fellow man,
huh?
520
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,047
Isn't this great, you guys?
521
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,758
We've sure been through a lot,
but in the end,
522
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,052
we all learned
it's best to get along.
523
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,596
♪ Hand in hand,
we can live together ♪
524
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,640
♪ Ginger or not,
we're all the same ♪
525
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,600
♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪
526
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,727
♪ We shouldn't kill each other
'cause it's lame ♪
527
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:10,561
Come on, guys!
528
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,855
♪ Hand in hand,
we can live together ♪
529
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,441
♪ Ginger or not,
it's all the same ♪
530
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,609
That's it!
You got it!
531
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,945
♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪
532
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,322
♪ We shouldn't kill each other
'cause that is lame ♪
533
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,241
ALL: ♪ Hand in hand,
we can live together ♪
534
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:25,034
♪ We shouldn't kill each other
'cause we're all the same ♪
535
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,453
- ♪ The same, you and I ♪
- ♪ Black or white... ♪
536
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,580
You are such a manipulative
asshole, Cartman.
537
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,332
Yes, but I'm not going to die.
538
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,501
♪ That's why we got to
get along, people ♪
539
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:37,171
♪ We shouldn't kill each other
'cause we're all the same ♪
540
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,257
♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪
541
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,551
♪ We shouldn't kill each other
'cause that is lame ♪
542
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:44,053
♪ Hand in hand,
we can live together ♪
543
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:47,140
♪ We shouldn't kill each other
'cause we're all the same ♪
544
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:49,475
♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪
545
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,228
♪ We shouldn't kill each other
'cause that is lame ♪
546
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,063
♪ Hand in hand,
we can live together ♪
547
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:57,692
♪ We shouldn't kill each other
'cause we're all the same ♪