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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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ANNOUNCER: And now Jambu is
gonna give you all a big wave!
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[ Water splashing,
audience murmuring ]
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I'm all wet!
Sweet!
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Dude, Jambu is the best!
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ANNOUNCER: Now get ready
for Jambu's next trick.
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[ Laughs ]
I'm totally wet!
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This is awesome!
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How about that, folks?
A full body flip!
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And now Kelly's gonna show us
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how she makes Jambu do
his tricks.
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When Kelly slaps
her hand three times,
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Jambu comes to her.
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Jambu will stay and wait
until Kelly gives him a command.
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Oh, what trick are we gonna see?
Get those cameras ready.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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That's Kelly
riding on Jambu's nose!
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I wish Kelly
would ride on my nose.
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[ Both snickering ]
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Yes! Yes!
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ANNOUNCER: We hope you enjoyed
Jambu's orca show.
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And enjoy the rest of your day
at Denver Sea Park...
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you bunch of retards.
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[ Laughs ]
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Okay.
Where to next?
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I think there's a sea lion show
at 2:30.
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Let's just stay here and watch
the whale swim around some more.
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- Why?
- Dude, everyone's leaving!
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We can walk right up to the tank
and really study him.
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Kyle, the show is over.
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The whale isn't gonna splash us
anymore, so who cares?
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Let's go see the stingrays,
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and then we can go
to the sea lion show.
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Killer.
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I'll meet up with you guys
in a little bit.
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I want to hang out here
some more.
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Okay, Kyle. We're gonna go
get splashed some more.
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But if you want to go make love
to the whale, that's fine.
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Jambu!
Jambu!
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[ Tapping ]
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Cool!
It works!
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Hey, Jambu.
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Hello, little boy.
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Do you like my flippers?
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[ Gasps ]
Who said that?
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I did!
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No way.
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This is very exciting.
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Usually when I talk,
nobody can hear me.
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Where are you from?
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South Park.
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It sure is nice
to have somebody to talk to.
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Can't we talk more, please?
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What do you want to talk about?
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Let's talk about rocket ships.
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Rocket ships?
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Yeah!
I love rockets.
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But I can't see them
'cause I'm stuck in this tank!
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[ Both snickering ]
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Shh, shh, shh, shh!
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You know, some day,
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I wish that I could go
up in space in a rocket ship.
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Why?
Aren't you happy here?
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I try to be, but my dream
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is to one day blast off
in a big rocket ship!
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This is amazing.
Wait right here!
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I got to go tell
my friends about this.
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[ Both laughing ]
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Oh, God!
It's funny every single time.
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For those of you just joining
us, this is the stingray tank.
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Stingrays are members
of the shark family,
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but they are
extremely peaceful creatures.
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We invite you to gently touch
the top of them as they swim by.
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[ Chuckles ]
Come on, stingray! Splash me!
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Hey, splash me!
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Dude, these things are dumb.
Let's go.
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Hey, you guys!
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You guys!
You're not gonna believe this!
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What?
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Dude, he talks.
The orca whale talks.
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Mrph rmh mrph rmh rmh
mrph rmphm?
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I went up to Jambu's tank,
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and I tapped three times
like the trainer did.
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Jambu swam up
and started talking to me
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about rocket ships.
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Come on!
You got to check it out!
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Jambu!
Jambu, I'm back!
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[ Tapping ]
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How are you feeling?
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[ Water bubbling ]
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Huh.
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Jambu, you want to talk
about rocket ships?
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- [ Rock music playing ]
- MAN: Multi-kill!
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[ Birds chirping ]
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J-Jambu?
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Are you still feeling lonely
here?
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Kyle. Kyle.
Let it go, man.
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He talked!
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I swear to Abraham he talked
and he loves rocket ships.
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Dude, he's back!
He's back!
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[ Laughs ]
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God damn it!
Say something!
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Come on, guys. Let's leave Kyle
with his stupid whale.
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Please don't call me stupid!
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Jambu! Jambu,
why didn't you speak up before?
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I'm sorry.
Sometimes I can't talk.
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It's because I'm very,
very sick, you see.
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Sick?
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I don't believe it.
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Yes. Because I'm not used to
the earth's atmosphere.
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You see,
my name is actually Willzyx,
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and I'm from the moon!
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[ Both snickering ]
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The moon?
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That -- That's where
all orca whales are from.
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If I don't get back to the moon,
I'm going to die!
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You live on the moon?
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I used to.
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I wish I could return
and dance in the Moon Castle
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with my wife
and three children again.
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Oh, my God.
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Why don't you just tell
the people here at the sea park?
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I can't tell them
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because they're evil communists
from the Horsehead Nebula.
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They want to kill all us zypods.
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So they keep us
in these horrible tanks
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and make us perform!
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That's terrible!
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Dude!
Dude, the boss is coming!
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Oh.
Uh, sorry, boys.
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I can't talk anymore.
I'm too sick.
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[ Coughs ]
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[ Straining ]
Can't...talk...anymore.
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[ Coughs ]
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All right, guys.
Listen up.
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This may sound a little strange,
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but the whale
at the Denver Sea Park
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is going to die
unless we get it to the moon.
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Okay.
Let's do it!
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The whale's name is Willzyx,
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and he told us
he's dying on our planet.
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We've come up with a plan,
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but we're gonna need
all your help to make it work.
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A whale...talked to you?
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It's true.
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The whale talked to all of us
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in between shows
in his orca tank.
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Hey, that whale talked to me,
too.
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After everyone left the show,
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I walked up to the glass,
and he started talking.
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Well, why didn't you tell
anybody?
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I thought I was crazy.
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He said my dad was gonna sneak
into my room naked one night
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and beat me up.
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Well, you're not crazy.
The whale talked to all of us.
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And he needs our help
getting him home.
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So it's true.
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Nobody else is gonna help him,
you guys.
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We've got a chance to do
something pretty special.
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Are you with us?
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What do we do?
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- Stan.
- All right.
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In order to make our plan work,
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we're going to need the pool
from Clyde's backyard,
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Timmy's wheelchair,
the Russian government,
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and all of our skateboards.
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[ Whistling ]
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[ Motor humming ]
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TIMMY:
[ Whispering ] Timmy.
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[ Whistling ]
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Craig, Token,
get the slings ready.
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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Shh.
Willzyx, don't say anything.
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We're gonna bust you out
of here.
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Dude, did you see that episode
of "Trading Spouses" last night?
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That was insane.
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Yeah.
Whoa. What the hell?
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How could you not have seen
anything?!
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It's a whale, for Christ's sake!
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It must have been taken while
I was going to the bathroom.
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Were you in there
for three hours?!
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Don't yell at me!
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What happened?
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Somebody kidnapped Jambu.
Took him right out of the park.
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What? How?
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- I don't know!
- All right, people.
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It's obvious we're dealing with
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a highly intelligent
animal rights group.
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Those bastards have done things
like this before.
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Sir! Sir!
We found a note!
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A note?
Let me see that.
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"We're taking Willzyx home
to the moon.
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Long live the zypods."
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[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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What the hell does that mean?
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Harris, run a fingerprint check
on that note.
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Nelson, find out what kind
of crayon it was written with.
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We'll find out
who was responsible for this.
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We have to tell them.
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We know what those boys
look like!
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We can't tell them!
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They're gonna think
this is all our fault.
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It is all our fault!
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How were we supposed to know
they were gonna actually do it?
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I shouldn't have laughed.
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All those times you messed
with those kids' heads,
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I shouldn't have just sat there
and laughed.
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Don't you say that!
It was funny!
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It was really funny!
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We've just -- We've just got to
make this right ourselves.
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How?
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We've got to track down
those kids before the police do.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Comrades, I'm afraid
our situation is dire.
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The economy is stale and dying.
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Very soon Mother Russia
will no longer be a country.
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Sir! Sir!
Somebody is on telephone!
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Another rich American
wants to fly to space!
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Hello?
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Hello?
This is Russian president.
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Hi.
My name's Kyle.
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I understand that your country
flies people to space for money.
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Yes, we certainly do.
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What were you looking for?
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I need to book one trip
to the moon, please, right away.
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The moon?
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That is quite large trip,
but I'm sure we can do it!
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You can?
Awesome!
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Then it sounds like
we are in business!
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We will just need, say,
$20 million.
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$20 million?
Are you nuts?
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We don't have that kind
of money.
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What?
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But you need to understand.
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We have a whale
that needs to get back
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to his family on the moon.
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God damn it.
It is prank call again!
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Kiss my ass, George Bush!
This is not funny!
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What happened?
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They want $20 million.
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$20 million?
Just to go to the dumb moon?
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That was it?
That was your guys' whole plan?
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Ask the Russians
to take the whale to space?
254
00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,755
They were gonna do it
for that 'Nsync guy.
255
00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,215
Oh, Jesus!
Now what are we gonna do?
256
00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:34,134
There's got to be
other third-world countries
257
00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,135
with space programs.
258
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,512
We've got to split up
and find someplace cheaper.
259
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,181
We can't keep the whale out here
anymore.
260
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,141
People are gonna see it.
261
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,435
A beloved performing orca whale
262
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,687
has been stolen
from the Denver Sea Park.
263
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,439
A full investigation
is under way,
264
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,191
but tracking down the kidnappers
265
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:52,277
is proving to be
one whale of a problem.
266
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,362
Thanks, Tom!
267
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,031
I'm here at the Denver Sea Park,
where, believe it or not,
268
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,367
dozens of people have come
to show support
269
00:10:58,492 --> 00:10:59,868
for whoever took the whale.
270
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,953
- Yeah! That's right!
- That's right.
271
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,373
We are members
of the Animal Liberation Front.
272
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,626
Whales do not belong in tanks.
They belong in the ocean.
273
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,003
We applaud whoever did
this noble deed.
274
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,129
Set the whales free!
275
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,714
- Set the whales free!
- Set the whales free!
276
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:13,840
Free!
277
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,342
One thing is for certain --
278
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,387
Something is certainly fishy
here at the sea park.
279
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:19,471
- Tom?
- Thanks, Mitch.
280
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:23,809
It seems that this problem
is almost unbearable.
281
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:28,063
Let's hope that whale is found.
282
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,149
This is so bad, man.
283
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,026
How do we even know this is
the right town to look in?
284
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,194
Will you relax?
285
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,946
Those kids said
they were from South Park.
286
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:37,572
We've just got to go
door to door.
287
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,282
Do you have
the composite sketch we did?
288
00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,784
- Yeah.
- Let's go.
289
00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,453
Maybe you should start
with the houses on the left,
290
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,330
- and I'll take --
- Wait a minute. Check that out.
291
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,542
Come on!
292
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,170
Oh, my God!
Look!
293
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,547
Whale poo.
294
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,507
We're close.
We're really close!
295
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,801
Can I help you?
296
00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,428
Oh.
Hello, ma'am.
297
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,346
We're just here
to examine your pool.
298
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,347
Oh.
299
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:05,392
Have you noticed any whales
in your pool at all?
300
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,227
No, I don't believe so.
301
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,062
But we've been out of town
for a couple of days
302
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,106
and came back
to find the fence broken.
303
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,858
Do you think somebody's
been using it?
304
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:16,403
Ma'am, do you recognize
any of these boys?
305
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,244
The fat one in the middle...
306
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,788
kind of looks like
Dakota Fanning.
307
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,708
Excuse me, gentlemen.
I have to get back to the oven.
308
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:32,961
We're too late.
They moved on to another town!
309
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,004
We don't know that.
310
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,922
If they moved on,
then we have no leads.
311
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,382
This is fate, Brian.
312
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,425
It's fate --
313
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,927
for telling kids their naked
dads were gonna beat them up,
314
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,596
for thinking that
screwing with kids was funny!
315
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:43,930
It was funny!
316
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,515
It was funny, Mike.
317
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,267
And it will be funny again,
I swear to you.
318
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:48,810
If those boys took
the whale out of here,
319
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,520
we would've seen them
on the road.
320
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:51,897
I'm telling you, we're close.
321
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,483
It's going to be funny.
322
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,029
Kyle, boubbie, we're taking Ike
to the new Harry Potter movie.
323
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,947
- Want to join us?
- I can't, Ma.
324
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,449
We're working
on our school project!
325
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:05,827
There's pizza in the fridge if
you and your friends get hungry.
326
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,287
Okay, Ma.
Thanks!
327
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,080
Shouldn't we get him
back in the water?
328
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,583
Whales are mammals. They don't
need water to breathe, dumb-ass.
329
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,002
- We just have to keep him wet.
- Yes? Yes, hello.
330
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,380
Is this Mr. Sugiyama with
the Japanese space program?
331
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:20,133
How much to take
a whale into space?
332
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,885
N-No, we don't want you
to eat the whale.
333
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,637
We want you to send it
to the moon.
334
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,764
How much?!
Jesus Christ!
335
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,849
Uh, hang on.
Hello?
336
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,018
Jimmy, any luck
at the Chinese embassy?
337
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,312
The Ch-- Chinese
will take someone to space
338
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:33,772
for $10 million.
339
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:34,815
$10 million?!
340
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,441
That's more
than the Germans want!
341
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,526
Yeah, we told them that,
342
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,737
a-and they told us
to go f-fruck ourselves.
343
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:41,988
Damn it!
344
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,533
Tell me what to do, Willzyx.
How do we get you home?
345
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,369
He hasn't said a word
since we brought him here.
346
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,330
Yeah.
He must be really sick.
347
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,249
Hang on, Willzyx.
There's still hope.
348
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:53,708
Stan and Craig
might still have luck
349
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,710
with the space program
down in Mexico.
350
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:58,463
Mexico has a space program?
351
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:01,216
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
352
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,266
Uh, excuse me.
We're looking for the...
353
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:13,770
Mexican aeronáutica
espacio administración.
354
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,647
- Allá.
- Thanks.
355
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,819
Is this
the Mexican space program?
356
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:23,238
Space, sí.
Fly.
357
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,073
Does the Mexican space program
have rockets
358
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,533
that can go to the moon?
359
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,451
Claro.
Sígame.
360
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,789
El rocket lunar.
361
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,083
This rocket will fly
to the moon?
362
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,252
Sí, fly.
363
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,461
To the moon?
364
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:39,754
Sí.
365
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,756
We want to take something
to the moon.
366
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,258
How much would that cost?
367
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,719
Oh, uh...200.
368
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,345
200?
Million?
369
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,307
200 dollars.
370
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,142
Quick.
Call Kyle.
371
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,270
[ Doorbell rings ]
372
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:57,522
Hello, ma'am.
373
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,441
Uh, the teacher
over at the school
374
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,277
said she recognized this boy
to be your son.
375
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,449
Oh, yes.
That's my boubbie.
376
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,909
Kind of a bad drawing, though.
377
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,702
Ma'am, we need to talk
to your son, please.
378
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,995
It's very urgent.
379
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,496
I'm sorry.
He just left.
380
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:14,873
He's on his way to Mexico.
381
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,207
- Mexico?!
- Mexico?!
382
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,042
Yes!
383
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,501
As part of a school project,
384
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,838
he's helping his class move
two donated grand pianos
385
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,965
to needy schoolchildren
in Tijuana.
386
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,884
My little boubbie
is very caring.
387
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,052
Oh, my God.
388
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,137
Which highway did they take?!
389
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,891
Hurry it up, dude.
We've got a rocket to catch.
390
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:36,227
Hang on, Willzyx.
Hang on, buddy.
391
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,272
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
392
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,734
We have to hurry!
393
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,527
I'm going as fast as I can.
394
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,865
Hang on, Willzyx.
We'll be in Mexico soon.
395
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,450
Oh, hamburgers!
What is that?
396
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,661
[ Tires screech ]
397
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,498
All right.
Out of the truck.
398
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,499
Uh-oh.
399
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,833
What the hell is going on?
400
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,919
You're carrying a stolen whale.
401
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:01,962
Stolen?
402
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:05,048
You kids told me you won
that whale at Pizza Hut!
403
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,424
We're busted.
404
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:07,717
Aah!
405
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:08,843
Come on out, kid.
406
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,804
Look, I didn't know nothing
about this.
407
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,639
Just help us get the whale
into our truck,
408
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,474
and we'll all keep quiet
about this.
409
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,851
You don't understand!
Willzyx is from the moon.
410
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,145
He'll die
if we don't get him back now!
411
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,897
Willzyx, you have to talk.
412
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,482
Come on, boy.
You have to.
413
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,609
I know you're sick,
but you can do it.
414
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,153
Look, kid, we need to tell you
a little secret.
415
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,280
[ Siren wails ]
416
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,533
What's going on here?
417
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:32,701
Oh, crap.
418
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,703
Oh, now we're gonna get it.
419
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,997
Hey.
That's the stolen whale!
420
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,915
Everyone down on the ground!
Now!
421
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,875
No! Please!
We have to go!
422
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,253
You're not going anywhere!
You're in a lot of trouble!
423
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,755
But we were so close.
424
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,258
I'm sorry, Willzyx.
We tried.
425
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,176
We said down on the ground, kid.
Move it!
426
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,678
[ Gunshots ]
427
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,098
Leave those kids alone,
you bastards.
428
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,683
Animal Liberation Front!
429
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:57,851
[ Cheering ]
430
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,436
Put down that weapon now!
431
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,438
These boys are trying
to get that whale home.
432
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,189
You're not gonna stop them.
433
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,315
All right!
434
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,817
- Yeah!
- Yeah! Great! All right!
435
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,861
That whale belongs
to a sea park.
436
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,822
- It belongs with its family!
- That's right!
437
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,782
I said drop the gun now!
438
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,076
- Save the whales!
- [ Gunfire ]
439
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,078
[ Groans ]
440
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:20,373
Jesus!
Oh, God!
441
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,542
[ Grunting ]
442
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,003
Save the whales, mother[bleep]
443
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,048
Where are you taking the whale?
444
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,174
Tijuana, Mexico.
445
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,717
Of course!
Brilliant!
446
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,385
Release it
in international waters.
447
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,179
I'll drive the truck.
448
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,723
You're going home, Willzyx.
449
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,895
Mike? Mike?
450
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,646
[ Coughs ]
451
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:47,650
It...wasn't...funny.
452
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,319
[ Voice breaking ]
Don't say that, Mike.
453
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:50,779
It was funny.
454
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,156
It just wasn't that funny
this time.
455
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,617
All the other times
were still funny, Mike!
456
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,285
They were still funny!
457
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,496
[ Weakly ]
45 to dispatch.
458
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:02,999
The stolen whale...
heading to Tijuana.
459
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,335
Whale to Tijuana!
Bleh!
460
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,046
[ Speaking Spanish ]
461
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,215
[ Speaking Spanish ]
462
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,634
They're on their way, Manuel.
Is the rocket gonna be ready?
463
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,469
Sí, fly.
464
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,473
Look!
The Mexican border!
465
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,059
Oh, Jesus.
They're here!
466
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,936
Hold your positions.
467
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:27,398
Ha! We got them!
468
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,025
Hang on, boys.
469
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,318
[ Dramatic music plays ]
470
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,403
Mary, mother of God.
471
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:35,281
[ Indistinct shouting ]
472
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,284
Get them!
473
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,332
Willzyx, I think we're here.
474
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,417
Back down the ramp!
It's all rigged to go!
475
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,086
You got it, kid.
476
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,675
Don't let them get that whale
in the water!
477
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:58,012
Kyle, it's all set to go!
Just get Willzyx into the water!
478
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,597
Come on, guys!
479
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:01,850
Stop right now!
480
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,726
Hurry, boys.
We'll take care of them.
481
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,647
[All grunting ]
482
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,401
Hang on.
Hold on a second.
483
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:17,657
I guess -- I guess
this is goodbye, Willzyx.
484
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,662
[ Voice breaking ]
I'm gonna miss you.
485
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:27,417
[ Sniffles ]
486
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,878
Hey, don't forget me, okay?
487
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:33,047
I won't forget you.
[ Sniffles ]
488
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:37,886
Oh, crap! There's more of them!
489
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,304
[ Tires screech ]
490
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,014
Get him in the water!
491
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,392
Goodbye, Willzyx!
492
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,311
[ Cheering ]
493
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,105
Swim, mighty whale.
You're free!
494
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,649
Okay, Manuel.
Hit it.
495
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,651
Stop!
That is my whale!
496
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:56,779
I'm afraid you're too late.
The whale's been set free.
497
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:57,780
No!
498
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,617
Now you see that your ways
of captivity
499
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,661
and exploiting animals
will never prevail --
500
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,705
not as long as there are
children like these
501
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:10,126
who still believe in the beauty
and the magic of freedom.
502
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,753
For it is children,
503
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,547
with their innocence
and their spirit,
504
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:17,926
who know what is truly best
for all the world.
505
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,969
[ Rumbling ]
506
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,148
Oh, my God!
507
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,235
We did it!
508
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,903
[ Cheering ]
509
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,740
[ Mariachi music plays ]
510
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,952
[ Rumbling in distance ]
511
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,706
[ Chuckles weakly ]
512
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,628
Thanks for the ride, Manuel.
513
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,838
Sí, fly.
514
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,090
Well, see ya, fellas.
515
00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,008
I got to get home
before my parents wake up.
516
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,260
- Yeah. Me too.
- All right.
517
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,470
Thanks for your help, dudes.
518
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,266
- [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- Well, we did it, guys.
519
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:09,102
It wasn't easy, but we did
a really amazing thing.
520
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:12,480
Yeah.
I feel pretty awesome right now.
521
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,608
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
522
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,027
I wonder if he'll ever come back
and visit us.
523
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,320
I don't know.
524
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,739
But at least from now on,
every time we look at the moon,
525
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,283
we can know that Willzyx
is up there,
526
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:27,370
dancing with the other zypods
in his castle.
527
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,747
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