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Hello, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
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And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.
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And welcome to the first
"on location" episode of
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Dr. Sheldon Cooper and
Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler present:
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BOTH: Dr. Sheldon Cooper's
Fun with Flags.
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Hit it.
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(keyboard intro)
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(guitar and keyboard play)
♪ For joy and fun ♪
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♪ There's no better manner ♪
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♪ Than to fly a pennant ♪
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♪ Flag or banner ♪
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
♪ What fills my heart ♪
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♪ And makes my eyes moist ♪
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♪ Sending a flag ♪
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♪ Up a pole on a hoist ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Fun with flags ♪
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♪ Fun with flags ♪
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♪ Oh! Say can you see ♪
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♪ It's fun with flags ♪
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BOTH:
♪ Fun with flags. ♪
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As you may notice, just one
of the changes around here
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is our new house band.
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(plays keyboard solo)
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Who haven't learned
their place yet.
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We're also coming to you
live from a different apartment.
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Dr. Fowler and I began an
experiment in living together
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after her apartment
became water damaged.
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This is our
friend Penny's place.
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You may remember her
from our episode
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"Flags: And the People
Who Don't Understand Them."
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So, in the spirit
of cohabitation,
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the theme of today's episode
is flags of two regions
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coming together as one.
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Such as the flag of
St. Kitts and Nevis.
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So, let's roll up our
"sleevis" and get to know Nevis.
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(rimshot)
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Well, I-I like that, but
next time check with me.
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Did you know that the flag
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was designed by a student
named Edrice Lewis...
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I can't believe I'm saying this,
but can we watch the news
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or something?
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It's cute, they're having
fun living together.
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Yeah, I wonder what
they're gonna do
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when her apartment's ready.
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Actually, it's been
ready for weeks.
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What do you mean?
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Well, they finished
the work early,
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but she's been telling Sheldon
they're behind schedule.
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So, she's just
been lying to him?
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Well, you've lied to Sheldon.
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Yeah, but to make him leave,
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not to make him stay.
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Buda and Pest
united to form Budapest.
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And that's why Budapest
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"Budabest."
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Now.
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Oh, right.
(rimshot)
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x07 ♪
The Veracity Elasticity
Original Air Date
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Thank you for your services,
gentlemen.
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Now, I'm hoping
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to broaden our audience
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with your youthful
rock and roll music.
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(chuckling):
Aw,
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you think you have
an audience, that's funny.
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We don't get paid?
Nothing?
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Not even a sandwich?
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It's almost dinner time.
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You in the mood for anything?
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Yeah, we could get Thai food
near your apartment
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and then drop in and
check on the progress.
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Oh, you don't want do that,
it's a construction zone.
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So?
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Well, what about your fear of
stray nails and butt cracks?
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I am terrified of
stepping on a nail
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and falling into a butt crack.
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Anyway, how about dinner?
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You know, if
you'd like, I could
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call your landlord and complain.
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Thanks, but you don't have to.
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Oh, I don't mind, I'm very good
at complaining.
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If it were an Olympic sport,
I'd complain about
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what a stupid sport it is
and then I'd take home the gold.
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Good stuff.
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So, uh, what about dinner?
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Is it me
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or are you purposely
changing the subject?
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No.
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And on the subject of subjects,
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is your use of the word
"subject" the same or different
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as when we speak about
the subject of a king?
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I have a feeling
you're still doing it.
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But I find that topic
irresistible, so,
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now, in ancient Mesopotamia,
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the king referred to the people
as his property.
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I'm serious,
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JPL's actually
developing a robot arm
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that could grab an asteroid
before it hits us.
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So their plan for saving
the Earth from Armageddon
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is hoping a bunch of
scientists can catch a ball?
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If we're all gonna die,
why am I eating so much kale?
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You're awful quiet,
everything okay?
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I'm concerned about Amy.
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She's acting a bit odd lately.
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Oh. Well, j-just
out of curiosity,
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what registers as odd to you?
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(laughter)
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Her behavior.
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No, I have the feeling
that she's hiding something.
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I wouldn't worry about it.
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She's probably just
distracted by work.
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Well, whatever it is,
it's troubling me.
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And I can't eat, I can't sleep.
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And don't even ask
about the consistency
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of my bowel movements.
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You heard him, guys,
don't ask.
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Why would she keep
something from me, you know?
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I shared my body
with that woman.
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And my Netflix password.
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They recommended
Stella Got Her Groove Back
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because of her.
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Buddy, buddy, listen,
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nothing bad is going on,
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she just... she just
didn't want you to know
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that the work on her apartment
was finished a couple weeks ago.
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I don't understand.
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She's enjoying living with you
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and she didn't want it
to end early.
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So, she's deceiving me
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in order to spend
more time with me.
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Yes.
Oh.
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Well, I feel both
flattered and hurt.
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Like when people say I
look like that skeleton
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from Nightmare Before Christmas.
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Oh my God, that's
who you look like.
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Sheldon, this is not a big deal.
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It's a little white lie,
everyone does it.
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
Not me,
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I'm a 100% honest
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in all of my
relationships.
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And how single
are you right now?
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Eating-cake-on-the-toilet
single.
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Well, I won't tolerate
deception in my relationship.
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I have no choice
but to confront her.
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Don't do that,
you've got gold here.
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Hang onto it until
you're in trouble
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and then...
throw it in her face.
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LEONARD:
What?
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Why would you tell him that?
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That's terrible advice.
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So you wouldn't want to
have anything on Penny?
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Well, of course not.
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So, if I actually
know something right now...
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and I do...
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...you don't want me
to tell you?
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Uh...
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Pfft, no.
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I'll take that as a "Yes."
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She's secretly been moving
your collectibles into storage
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a little at a time
and you haven't noticed.
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Are you kidding me?
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See, I've known
that for weeks,
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but, you know, I waited
till the moment
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when it would cause him
the most pain.
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Superman's gone,
my stormtrooper's gone.
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Your Klingon word-of-the-day
calendar's gone.
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I'd say "damn it" in Klingon,
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but that wasn't until
next month.
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It's "khoo-vakh."
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Khoo-vakh!
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She took my Where's Waldo.
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Well, no, no, he's over there.
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Oh, yeah, there he is.
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So, what's the deal
with your apartment?
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Why's it taking so long?
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Um, it was a drywall problem.
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Oh, no, what happened?
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Well, the drywall got wet,
and you do not want wet drywall
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because when drywall gets
wet, it's really more...
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Wet wall?
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Or damp wall, just as bad.
Mm.
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So why don't they
just get more drywall?
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Well, they went to get some,
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but the woman at the wall store
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said it was going on sale
and they should wait
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because the savings...
Okay, are you done?
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Bernadette told me
your apartment's ready.
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I was done at wet wall,
but you wouldn't let it go.
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But is Sheldon really
believing all this crap?
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Well, he started to question it,
but then I fake sneezed on him
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and he ran to take a shower.
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Please don't say anything,
I feel terrible about this.
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Oh, don't worry, I won't.
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Thanks.
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"The woman at the wall store?"
Let it go!
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Are you going to confront Penny?
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Eventually, I guess.
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Although, I am kind of curious
how long she thinks
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she can keep hiding my stuff
without me knowing.
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Hmm.
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You know, perhaps
instead of confronting them,
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we should see how far
they're willing to spin
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their tangled webs.
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Like that
Spider-Man action figure
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that used to be on your desk.
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Oh, my God, I'm going blind.
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Hi.
Food's here.
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Oh.
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Excellent.
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I'm very hungry.
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Yeah, speaking of which,
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what's going on
with your apartment?
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Oh, uh, they're still
working on it.
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Interesting.
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Very interesting.
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Yeah, we swung by her apartment
on the way to the restaurant,
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and they're gonna be fixing it
for a while.
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Wait, uh...
you saw her apartment?
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I did, still a mess.
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Leonard?
Yeah?
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W-Why are you
speaking Klingon?
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Why are you speaking English?
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This is ridiculous.
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Penny, do you remember
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when I taught you Ubbi Dubbi?
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(speaks Ubbi Dubbi)
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(speaking Ubbi Dubbi)
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Oh, wait, stop that.
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You stop that.
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(speaks Klingon)
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(speaks Klingon)
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PENNY: Okay.
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That's enough.
You know what?
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What is going on?
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Fine, I told
Sheldon that
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her apartment's
been finished,
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but then you just said it's not,
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so now I'm all confused.
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Penny was just
covering for me.
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My place has been
ready for two weeks.
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How could you lie to me?
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Uh, she's enjoyed
living with you.
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It's called being in love.
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Mm-hmm, and
what's it called
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when you
secretly get rid
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of all your
husband's stuff?
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Wha... That is not true!
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Wh-wh-wh... Bernadette
told Howard, Howard told me.
257
00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:21,060
Plus, I can see
all my stuff is gone!
258
00:11:21,062 --> 00:11:24,163
Oh, so, you believe your friend,
and your friend's wife
259
00:11:24,165 --> 00:11:26,132
and your own eyes over me?
260
00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,429
Wow.
261
00:11:39,981 --> 00:11:41,447
You really didn't
think I'd notice
262
00:11:41,449 --> 00:11:42,748
my stuff was missing?
263
00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:44,817
Uh, did you notice
your key chain?
264
00:11:49,224 --> 00:11:51,324
Where's Batman?!
265
00:11:52,327 --> 00:11:54,160
Hey.
266
00:11:54,162 --> 00:11:55,161
Why did you tell Howard
267
00:11:55,163 --> 00:11:56,395
I was hiding
Leonard's things?
268
00:11:56,397 --> 00:11:57,129
One sec.
269
00:11:57,131 --> 00:11:58,164
Why did you tell Leonard
270
00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:00,299
I told you Penny was
hiding his things?!
271
00:12:01,202 --> 00:12:02,301
It just came up
272
00:12:02,303 --> 00:12:04,804
because we-we were talking
about secrets and...
273
00:12:04,806 --> 00:12:06,138
Wait.
274
00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:07,473
(speaks Klingon)
275
00:12:07,475 --> 00:12:09,542
Everybody
stop it with that!
276
00:12:10,411 --> 00:12:12,178
I'm not really a part of this,
277
00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:14,447
so I'm just gonna dig in.
278
00:12:15,316 --> 00:12:16,716
And I'd like to know
why you blabbed
279
00:12:16,718 --> 00:12:18,217
about my apartment.
280
00:12:18,219 --> 00:12:19,585
You're up, blabby.
281
00:12:20,955 --> 00:12:23,623
Amy, I'm sorry, I shouldn't
have said anything.
282
00:12:24,525 --> 00:12:26,525
I guess it's okay.
283
00:12:26,527 --> 00:12:28,261
I'm sorry
284
00:12:28,263 --> 00:12:30,596
that I lied about
my apartment.
285
00:12:30,598 --> 00:12:32,565
It's all right.
286
00:12:32,567 --> 00:12:33,833
And...
287
00:12:33,835 --> 00:12:34,800
And what?
288
00:12:34,802 --> 00:12:36,702
Your wizard robes
are next to go.
289
00:12:38,506 --> 00:12:40,640
Now that everything's
out on the table,
290
00:12:40,642 --> 00:12:43,509
you-you think you two
will keep living together?
291
00:12:44,345 --> 00:12:46,846
Despite recent events,
292
00:12:46,848 --> 00:12:48,614
I do consider our experiment
293
00:12:48,616 --> 00:12:51,150
in cohabitation
to have been positive.
294
00:12:51,152 --> 00:12:54,086
Are you saying you'd like
to live with me?
295
00:12:54,088 --> 00:12:56,722
I'm open to the possibility.
296
00:12:56,724 --> 00:12:57,957
(gasps)
297
00:12:57,959 --> 00:12:59,759
(speaks Ubbi Dubbi)
298
00:12:59,761 --> 00:13:01,761
Whatever.
299
00:13:04,832 --> 00:13:07,033
You know, if he moves
across the hall for good,
300
00:13:07,035 --> 00:13:08,234
Leonard could keep the
stuff you don't like
301
00:13:08,236 --> 00:13:09,335
in Sheldon's old room.
302
00:13:09,337 --> 00:13:10,803
Solves everything.
That's a great idea!
303
00:13:10,805 --> 00:13:13,472
Ooh, maybe I could turn it
into a gaming den.
304
00:13:13,474 --> 00:13:14,373
That would be amazing.
305
00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:15,441
Wait, wait,
hold on, do what?
306
00:13:15,443 --> 00:13:17,777
Excuse me...
that's my room.
307
00:13:17,779 --> 00:13:19,078
But you won't be living here.
308
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,513
But that's my room.
309
00:13:20,515 --> 00:13:22,048
But you won't be living here.
But that's my room.
310
00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:23,316
You guys might want
to start eating.
311
00:13:23,318 --> 00:13:24,750
But you won't be living here.
312
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,286
Sweetie,
once you stop paying rent,
313
00:13:27,288 --> 00:13:28,888
none of this is really yours.
314
00:13:28,890 --> 00:13:30,022
But that's my room.
315
00:13:30,024 --> 00:13:32,258
ALL:
But you won't be living here!
316
00:13:34,595 --> 00:13:37,263
Thank you
for understanding.
317
00:13:37,265 --> 00:13:38,898
Hey, I get it.
318
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:41,734
Everybody wants to spend
more time with me.
319
00:13:43,171 --> 00:13:45,705
I'm like a man made of sugar
in a world of ants.
320
00:13:47,008 --> 00:13:48,007
Good night.
321
00:13:48,009 --> 00:13:50,142
Mm, night.
(smooches)
322
00:14:00,988 --> 00:14:04,056
If we did continue
living together,
323
00:14:04,058 --> 00:14:05,591
would it be here?
324
00:14:07,328 --> 00:14:08,427
I don't know.
325
00:14:08,429 --> 00:14:10,529
It-It could be.
326
00:14:10,531 --> 00:14:11,464
Of course there's...
327
00:14:11,466 --> 00:14:13,999
there's always
your apartment.
328
00:14:14,001 --> 00:14:17,236
S-Sure, sure, we-we could
live in my apartment.
329
00:14:17,238 --> 00:14:19,638
I hate your apartment.
330
00:14:20,441 --> 00:14:23,142
Sorry, you brought it up?
331
00:14:23,144 --> 00:14:26,479
Well, I suppose we could
find a whole new place.
332
00:14:26,481 --> 00:14:27,680
You know, and, technically,
333
00:14:27,682 --> 00:14:29,348
we don't even have to stay
in Pasadena.
334
00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:32,251
We could, we could move
to Altadena...
335
00:14:32,253 --> 00:14:35,221
or a place that doesn't
even end in "Dena."
336
00:14:35,223 --> 00:14:36,956
It's kind of exciting.
337
00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:39,992
I mean... we could do
whatever we want.
338
00:14:40,828 --> 00:14:42,094
But what if we move
339
00:14:42,096 --> 00:14:43,896
and we don't like it?
340
00:14:43,898 --> 00:14:45,865
What if there's a smoker
in the building?
341
00:14:45,867 --> 00:14:46,966
Or pets?
342
00:14:46,968 --> 00:14:49,502
Or there could be mold.
343
00:14:49,504 --> 00:14:51,170
- There could be traffic noise.
- (humming "Theme from Star Trek")
344
00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:54,006
I'm gonna have to learn
a whole new bus route.
345
00:14:54,008 --> 00:14:56,041
(humming "Theme
from Star Trek")
346
00:14:58,379 --> 00:15:00,112
(stops humming)
347
00:15:00,114 --> 00:15:02,014
Are you trying to soothe me
348
00:15:02,016 --> 00:15:04,650
by singing the Star Trek
theme as a lullaby?
349
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,652
Yes.
350
00:15:06,654 --> 00:15:09,255
I'm not a child,
don't do that.
351
00:15:09,257 --> 00:15:10,990
Sorry.
352
00:15:14,729 --> 00:15:18,164
Do you know 2001:
A Space Odyssey?
353
00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:21,167
(humming "Also
sprach Zarathustra")
354
00:15:29,143 --> 00:15:30,810
All right, now
that's soothing.
355
00:15:32,113 --> 00:15:34,380
(continues humming
"Also sprach Zarathustra")
356
00:15:39,821 --> 00:15:42,788
Look, I-I get it,
this is still my room;
357
00:15:42,790 --> 00:15:44,490
we haven't really
made it yours.
358
00:15:44,492 --> 00:15:45,724
Thank you.
359
00:15:45,726 --> 00:15:47,460
Which is why I got you
360
00:15:47,462 --> 00:15:50,262
this Pink Power Ranger.
361
00:15:51,232 --> 00:15:53,132
Put it anywhere you like.
362
00:15:53,134 --> 00:15:56,435
Okay, but you may feel
some discomfort.
363
00:15:57,538 --> 00:16:00,239
I'm kidding,
I want you to feel at home here.
364
00:16:00,241 --> 00:16:02,408
Decorate it any way
that makes you happy.
365
00:16:02,410 --> 00:16:03,909
Do you really mean that?
366
00:16:03,911 --> 00:16:04,877
I really do.
367
00:16:04,879 --> 00:16:06,312
Great, and just so you know,
368
00:16:06,314 --> 00:16:07,913
I'm not getting rid
of all your stuff.
369
00:16:07,915 --> 00:16:09,248
Yeah? What are you keeping?
370
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,816
That candle
371
00:16:10,818 --> 00:16:12,284
and you.
372
00:16:13,955 --> 00:16:15,387
What about my robot poster?
373
00:16:15,389 --> 00:16:16,355
Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
374
00:16:16,357 --> 00:16:18,424
I can make do
with just the candle.
375
00:16:25,032 --> 00:16:27,399
What's going on?
376
00:16:27,401 --> 00:16:30,569
I'm struggling with the thought
of leaving my old bedroom.
377
00:16:31,672 --> 00:16:34,273
Can it be more
of an internal struggle?
378
00:16:35,977 --> 00:16:37,243
I need to see it.
379
00:16:38,713 --> 00:16:40,246
While I'm gone,
380
00:16:40,248 --> 00:16:42,948
don't breathe on my pillow.
381
00:16:42,950 --> 00:16:44,884
How about if I just don't
breathe at all?
382
00:16:44,886 --> 00:16:46,919
That's my girl.
383
00:16:48,389 --> 00:16:50,589
(dance music playing)
384
00:16:53,127 --> 00:16:55,728
What on earth?
385
00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:11,443
What is going on?!
386
00:17:11,445 --> 00:17:13,112
Oh, hey, Sheldon.
387
00:17:13,948 --> 00:17:15,047
We turned your room
388
00:17:15,049 --> 00:17:16,515
into a sex dungeon.
389
00:17:16,517 --> 00:17:19,084
Oh!
390
00:17:19,954 --> 00:17:21,020
No!
391
00:17:21,022 --> 00:17:22,588
What is happening?!
392
00:17:26,227 --> 00:17:28,127
Okay, last question.
393
00:17:28,129 --> 00:17:30,629
The chaps he was wearing...
assless?
394
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,200
Can we just focus on
the decision I'm facing?
395
00:17:35,202 --> 00:17:36,936
We can, but for the record,
396
00:17:36,938 --> 00:17:39,471
all chaps are assless.
397
00:17:39,473 --> 00:17:42,107
Gentlemen, please,
398
00:17:42,109 --> 00:17:43,976
this is a
significant decision.
399
00:17:43,978 --> 00:17:47,046
Now, do Amy and I
continue living together?
400
00:17:47,048 --> 00:17:49,248
Or do I move back in
with Leonard?
401
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,517
Over my assless chaps you will.
402
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,954
This isn't complicated.
403
00:17:55,489 --> 00:17:56,522
Do you love Amy?
404
00:17:56,524 --> 00:17:57,556
Yes.
405
00:17:57,558 --> 00:17:59,058
Do you like living with her?
406
00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:00,125
Yes.
407
00:18:00,127 --> 00:18:02,528
Do you know what
you need to do now?
408
00:18:03,397 --> 00:18:04,964
Apparently,
figure this out on my own
409
00:18:04,966 --> 00:18:06,699
'cause you guys
are no help at all.
410
00:18:25,886 --> 00:18:28,053
Hi.
411
00:18:28,055 --> 00:18:29,355
Hello.
412
00:18:29,357 --> 00:18:31,223
What are you doing?
413
00:18:32,526 --> 00:18:36,161
I'm just contemplating
Buridan's donkey.
414
00:18:36,163 --> 00:18:37,429
I understand.
415
00:18:37,431 --> 00:18:38,597
I'll leave you be.
416
00:18:41,335 --> 00:18:43,669
What, you're familiar
with the reference?
417
00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:44,970
Of course.
418
00:18:44,972 --> 00:18:46,939
Jean Buridan proposed
419
00:18:46,941 --> 00:18:48,474
a philosophical thesis
stating that
420
00:18:48,476 --> 00:18:50,876
a hungry donkey placed
between two equidistant
421
00:18:50,878 --> 00:18:53,545
bales of hay would be
paralyzed by indecision
422
00:18:53,547 --> 00:18:55,114
and would starve to death.
423
00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:01,520
Exactly.
424
00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:05,257
Well, I wouldn't want you
to starve to death, so...
425
00:19:06,227 --> 00:19:08,594
...here's an eggplant.
426
00:19:10,431 --> 00:19:11,797
Thank you.
427
00:19:12,867 --> 00:19:15,367
You know, some people
believe that Buridan
428
00:19:15,369 --> 00:19:16,969
was plagiarizing Aristotle.
429
00:19:16,971 --> 00:19:18,504
Really?
430
00:19:18,506 --> 00:19:19,538
Although,
431
00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:20,806
in Aristotle's example,
432
00:19:20,808 --> 00:19:23,642
he proposed an equally
hungry and thirsty man
433
00:19:23,644 --> 00:19:25,077
caught between food and drink.
434
00:19:25,079 --> 00:19:26,812
Huh.
435
00:19:26,814 --> 00:19:28,080
Yeah, I wonder if that's related
436
00:19:28,082 --> 00:19:30,416
to the 12th century
Persian philosopher,
437
00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:31,316
Al-Ghazali
438
00:19:31,318 --> 00:19:32,885
and his story of a man
439
00:19:32,887 --> 00:19:34,586
caught between two dates.
440
00:19:34,588 --> 00:19:37,489
Are you suggesting Al-Ghazali
was Aristotelian?
441
00:19:37,491 --> 00:19:40,626
'Cause if anything,
he was anti-Aristotelian.
442
00:19:41,896 --> 00:19:45,197
Al-Ghazali was
anti-Aristotelian?
443
00:19:45,199 --> 00:19:47,066
Boy, you think you know a guy.
444
00:19:56,739 --> 00:19:58,038
Okay.
445
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,975
Open your eyes and
see your new room.
446
00:20:05,014 --> 00:20:07,214
Wow.
447
00:20:08,217 --> 00:20:09,750
I-I know I went
a little overboard.
448
00:20:09,752 --> 00:20:10,985
We can always
dial it back.
449
00:20:10,987 --> 00:20:12,119
No, no, no, no, no,
450
00:20:12,121 --> 00:20:13,020
it's-it's important to me
451
00:20:13,022 --> 00:20:14,755
that you have
the bedroom you want.
452
00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:16,557
Oh, that means so
much. I love you.
453
00:20:16,559 --> 00:20:18,125
I love you, too.
454
00:20:18,127 --> 00:20:19,827
(smooches)
455
00:20:21,264 --> 00:20:23,731
Just hiding some stuff in
your closet, don't tell Penny.
456
00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:33,566
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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