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How much will it hurt?
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It's just
a tiny skin sample.
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You saw me
do it to myself.
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On a scale of one to ten,
where one is a pebble
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in your shoe
and ten is the monkey
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you thought was your pet
biting your face off.
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A two.
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Eating a whole Altoid?
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Sheldon,
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if I'm gonna synthesize
a neural network
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from our skin cells,
I need to harvest them.
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Now, I've done this dozens
of times, but if you're
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too scared
you don't have to.
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No, this is for science.
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I can be brave
for science.
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Thank you.
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Oh, jiminy, that's cold!
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Just think how happy
you'll be in a few weeks
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when I've converted
our skin cells
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into functional
brain cells.
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All right, just warn me
before you do it.
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Okay.
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Three...
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two...
and we're done.
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You tricked me.
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You didn't say one.
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It didn't hurt, did it?
No...
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but “three, two and we're done”
is incomplete.
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You know those
things bother me.
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It's like hearing
“da-da-da-da-da-dah”
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without yelling...
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Okay, fine, one.
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Thank you.
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Now yell “Charge” and
we can get out of here.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x08 ♪
The Brain Bowl Incubation
Original Air Da
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Oh, my God, I just got it.
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Fun onions...
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Funyuns.
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(laughs)
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Hold on.
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Is that a wobble?
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Yes.
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That's definitely
a gravitational wobble.
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Uh, sorry,
I could come back.
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Oh, no, it's okay.
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I-I just found a wobble.
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Oh, do I need a mop?
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It's a gravitational wobble.
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It could be a sign
of an extrasolar planet
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that may contain life
and someday be named after me.
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Oh... well, if it has life,
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maybe it already has a name,
huh?
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Yeah, but it's probably
difficult to pronounce.
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What is your name?
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Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.
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You think it would be
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more difficult than that?
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Good point.
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And you are?
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Oh, uh, Issabella Maria
Concepcion.
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Oh, well, nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you, too.
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You know, I have to say,
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based on the candy wrappers
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and the bags
of junk food I see
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in this trash,
I thought the person
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working here was ten years old.
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Oh, please, show me
a ten-year-old who knows
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to dip Tootsie Rolls in Nutella.
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Bueno, um, I'm just going
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to empty your waste paper basket
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and then I'll get
out of your way.
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Oh, please, allow me.
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That's a lot of empty calories.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Okay, uh, okay,
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I-I-I have to go.
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- Okay.
- Good luck
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with your, um,
space exploration.
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Thank you.
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Good luck with your...
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future endeavors.
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Did it work?
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Are they brain cells yet?
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If you'd give me a minute,
I'll tell you.
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Oh, just let me look.
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(gasps)
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Oh, my goodness!
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I see quivering black lines.
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Those must be neurons.
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Oh, they're so thick
and beautiful.
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Those are your
eyelashes, move.
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Well, Sheldon...
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I see astrocytes.
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Our combined skin cells are now
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a primitive neural network.
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I have such a profound
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sense of creation.
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I ju... it's like
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when I hatched Sea-Monkeys,
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except that this
is from my DNA,
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so this is like...
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Me-Monkeys.
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These cells come
from both of us.
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Yeah, but Us-Monkeys
doesn't pop.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait!
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We-Monkeys, there you go.
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Hey.
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When can we start
running tests on it?
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No reason we can't
start right now.
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What stimulus should we
introduce it to first?
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L-Light, sound, temperature...
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Oh! Oh! Let's
expose it to images
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of me and you and see
who it likes better.
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Sheldon, this is a rudimentary
collection of neurons.
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I mean, it's remarkable,
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but it's still limited
in what it can do.
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I understand.
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She's the mean one,
I'm the fun one.
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Huh, they screwed up
and gave us steamed broccoli.
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Oh, no, that's mine.
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Really?
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The last green thing
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I saw you eat was a Skittle.
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Well, I can't eat
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like a ten-year-old
all the time.
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You're dating somebody,
who is it?
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What?
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What are you talking about?
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You only watch what you
eat when you're afraid
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you might have
to take your shirt off.
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No, she's right.
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As long as I've known you,
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you've always been
self-conscious
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about your cleavage.
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It's because you keep trying
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to stick pencils in it.
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All right, fine,
don't tell us.
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There's nothing to tell.
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All right.
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How's that broccoli?
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It's gross but I have to eat it
because I met somebody.
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Bam.
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Thank you.
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What's her name?
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Issabella.
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Oh, did you meet
her at work?
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Yes, in the telescope room.
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Oh, so she's an astronomer?
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Yes...
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which is why she was
in the telescope room.
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Yes, this is all making sense.
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Good.
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Well, that's great, Raj.
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You must have
so much in common.
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Mm-hmm.
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So, when do we meet her?
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No, no, this is brand-new.
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We haven't even been
on a proper date yet.
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Okay, well, good luck with it.
Thank you.
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How come you
never eat broccoli?
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I'm married,
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I don't have to be attractive.
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You know, most
people don't realize
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this technique has
actually been around
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for a few years.
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Still, I can't believe
you can turn ordinary skin cells
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into functioning brain cells.
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Well, I turned this one
into a functioning boyfriend,
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so sky's the limit.
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Look, look... here I am
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standing next
to the incubator.
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Uh, here is a microscopic
view of the cells.
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Look at that, put them in a tiny
Flash T-shirt and it's you.
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Oh.
Yeah, this little guy
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can already recognize
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electronically
transmitted images
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20% faster than any other
sample in Amy's lab.
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I'm running out of ways
to act excited.
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So, enough about us,
how are things going with you?
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Great, the doctor
said the baby's head
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is facing down now.
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Good, you know,
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in case the exit
isn't clearly marked.
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Yeah, I have to say,
it is nice to share
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this experience with someone
who's on the same journey.
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Although right now ours
is testing off the charts
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while yours is floating
around in its own waste.
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Are you actually comparing
my human baby
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to your brain in a bowl?
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Well, I didn't
make you waddle up
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four flights of stairs
for the heck of it.
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You do realize my baby
has functioning organs
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and can recognize voices.
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Yeah, but ours can recognize
a specific data stream
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among background noise.
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Mine has a fully developed
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immune system.
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Ours doesn't need
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an immune system
because it lives
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in a state-of-the-art
German incubator.
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Sheldon, that's enough.
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Oh, yeah, no, fine.
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Let's just agree
that both creations
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are special in their own way
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and it is foolish
to try and compare them.
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Although, we didn't need
to have sex with Howard
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for ours, so we win.
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
This is fun.
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I have never cleaned
a toilet before.
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You're kidding.
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No, I grew up with a house
full of servants
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and now I have
a cleaning lady...
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...who is a lovely woman
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who I have great respect for.
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It's okay, you're allowed
to have a cleaning lady.
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Oh, good, because
she also walks my dog,
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buys my groceries
and cuts my hair.
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I think that's called a mommy.
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Uh...
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So, forgive me...
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forgive me for being nosy,
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but is-is there a wedding ring
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under those pretty
rubber gloves?
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No, not for many years.
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Oh, so, you are unencumbered?
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Just me and my son.
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I love kids,
how old is he?
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Nineteen.
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That's a cute age.
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They can do so many things.
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He's studying to be
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a lawyer at UCLA.
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That's wonderful.
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A lawyer, my sister's a lawyer.
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Look at that,
we have something in common.
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Yeah, I guess we do.
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Maybe there are other things
we have in common.
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C-Come dinnertime,
do you enjoy eating food?
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Ay, Rajesh,
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I think you're very sweet,
but (sighs)
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I work two jobs and I don't
have time for dating.
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Yeah, sure. I understand.
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Yeah, I'm very busy, too.
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Oh, please don't take it
personal,
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I think you're a very nice man.
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I think you're very nice
as well.
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Thank you for helping me.
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Good night, Rajesh.
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Oh, yes. Oh, okay.
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Uh...
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Good night.
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I don't know,
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maybe it's the fumes
from the urinal cakes,
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but I feel like something
is happening between us.
266
00:09:56,557 --> 00:09:59,057
(chuckles)
Good night, Rajesh.
267
00:09:59,893 --> 00:10:01,626
Okay. I'll leave.
268
00:10:01,628 --> 00:10:03,962
But just know,
every time I come in here,
269
00:10:03,964 --> 00:10:05,464
I'll be thinking of you.
270
00:10:11,805 --> 00:10:13,205
Would you look at that?
271
00:10:13,207 --> 00:10:16,241
The image we gave it
was 45% white noise,
272
00:10:16,243 --> 00:10:18,143
and it still managed
to reconstruct it.
273
00:10:18,145 --> 00:10:20,078
I've never seen results
like this before.
274
00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,947
Yeah, we need to stop for
magnets on the way home;
275
00:10:21,949 --> 00:10:24,416
this is going right
on the fridge.
276
00:10:24,418 --> 00:10:26,451
Aren't you glad you
participated in this?
277
00:10:26,453 --> 00:10:27,752
Oh, I am.
278
00:10:27,754 --> 00:10:29,855
And you realize
what the next step is?
279
00:10:29,857 --> 00:10:31,623
(sighs) Set up
a second culture
280
00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:33,625
and try to replicate
our results.
281
00:10:33,627 --> 00:10:35,460
Uh, no.
282
00:10:35,462 --> 00:10:37,062
We lock that door,
283
00:10:37,064 --> 00:10:39,798
lower our underpants
a little and make a baby.
284
00:10:52,177 --> 00:10:55,111
Make a baby?
What are you talking about?
285
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:58,615
Clearly the combination
of our DNA is exceptional.
286
00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,984
Eh... Our child could be
the next step
287
00:11:00,986 --> 00:11:02,686
in the evolution of mankind.
288
00:11:02,688 --> 00:11:05,622
We... we'll be able to get
into any preschool we want!
289
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:08,325
Sh-Sheldon, I'm not ready
to have a baby.
290
00:11:08,327 --> 00:11:10,861
Oh, yes, you are!
I track your cycle.
291
00:11:11,997 --> 00:11:14,197
For the next 36 hours
you're as fertile
292
00:11:14,199 --> 00:11:17,267
as a manure-covered wheat field.
293
00:11:18,437 --> 00:11:20,770
Wow. I-I can actually feel
294
00:11:20,772 --> 00:11:23,740
the egg crawling its way
back up.
295
00:11:25,377 --> 00:11:26,877
I don't understand.
296
00:11:26,879 --> 00:11:29,346
I thought you'd be thrilled
to procreate with me.
297
00:11:29,348 --> 00:11:31,047
Not right now.
Oh,
298
00:11:31,049 --> 00:11:32,816
I see what's happening here.
299
00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:35,952
You're playing hard to get.
300
00:11:35,954 --> 00:11:38,288
I'm not playing anything.
301
00:11:38,290 --> 00:11:40,290
We're not making a baby today.
302
00:11:40,292 --> 00:11:42,492
Very well.
303
00:11:44,963 --> 00:11:46,963
Oops, how clumsy of me.
304
00:11:46,965 --> 00:11:49,366
You know what? Let me get that.
305
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,477
Hey.
306
00:12:00,479 --> 00:12:01,711
Where are you going?
307
00:12:01,713 --> 00:12:03,346
I...
308
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:06,049
Did you even look at my bottom?
309
00:12:10,289 --> 00:12:11,821
Welcome.
310
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,825
- What is this?
- Oh, well,
311
00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:18,261
you said you didn't have time to
go out for dinner, so I thought
312
00:12:18,263 --> 00:12:19,796
we could have one right here.
313
00:12:19,798 --> 00:12:22,332
Oh, Rajesh...
Oh, come on!
314
00:12:22,334 --> 00:12:23,466
We're in the telescope room!
315
00:12:23,468 --> 00:12:26,002
It'll be like dining
under the stars.
316
00:12:26,004 --> 00:12:27,604
Y-You see this, uh, double zero?
317
00:12:27,606 --> 00:12:31,141
When it says “01,”
that means it's twinkling.
318
00:12:36,782 --> 00:12:39,816
Sometimes it takes a while.
319
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,552
Rajesh, this is so sweet,
320
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,487
but you... you know I'm working.
321
00:12:44,489 --> 00:12:45,989
That's why I already
cleaned up in here
322
00:12:45,991 --> 00:12:47,657
and all the other rooms
in the hall.
323
00:12:50,495 --> 00:12:53,029
Well, I suppose that gives me
a little time.
324
00:12:53,031 --> 00:12:54,564
Oh, please sit!
(chuckles)
325
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:58,034
I tried to cook you
a meal from your homeland.
326
00:12:58,036 --> 00:12:59,169
Oh, really?
327
00:12:59,171 --> 00:13:01,204
You made Cuban food?
328
00:13:02,274 --> 00:13:06,209
That depends-- do they have
Mexican food in Cuba?
329
00:13:09,147 --> 00:13:11,548
Now, when he said “make a baby”"
330
00:13:11,550 --> 00:13:15,051
is it possible he
meant out of Legos?
331
00:13:16,154 --> 00:13:17,854
No. He was explicit.
332
00:13:17,856 --> 00:13:20,824
Needlessly
and freakishly explicit.
333
00:13:22,361 --> 00:13:23,994
LEONARD:
Why does he need a baby?
334
00:13:23,996 --> 00:13:27,063
He's already hairless
and smells like talcum powder.
335
00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:30,300
Could you two really
have some sort of
336
00:13:30,302 --> 00:13:32,068
super-intelligent child?
337
00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:33,703
Well, there is
a genetic component,
338
00:13:33,705 --> 00:13:35,438
but that doesn't
guarantee anything.
339
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,873
That's true.
Sheldon's father
340
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:39,776
once picked a fight
with a cactus.
341
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,778
Yeah, but that's
just his Earth parents.
342
00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,881
We don't know anything about
the ones that sent him here.
343
00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:49,753
LEONARD: Well, we know they were
smart enough to send him away.
344
00:13:50,756 --> 00:13:53,223
Hey, you're talking
about the person I love
345
00:13:53,225 --> 00:13:57,027
and have been avoiding
for the past three hours.
346
00:13:57,029 --> 00:13:59,229
Aw, man.
347
00:14:00,198 --> 00:14:01,431
PENNY:
Ooh!
348
00:14:01,433 --> 00:14:03,700
Sheldon gonna get some.
349
00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:07,203
Well, have fun with
whatever nightmare's
350
00:14:07,205 --> 00:14:09,439
behind door number two.
351
00:14:09,441 --> 00:14:11,174
(Leonard chuckling)
352
00:14:15,113 --> 00:14:17,313
(jazz music playing)
353
00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:29,025
Well, hello.
354
00:14:29,861 --> 00:14:32,295
Hello.
355
00:14:32,297 --> 00:14:34,531
Would you care for a brandy?
356
00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:35,865
I don't think so.
357
00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:38,702
Good choice, it's disgusting.
358
00:14:39,538 --> 00:14:43,506
Sheldon, please stop
trying to seduce me.
359
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,774
Who's trying to seduce you?
360
00:14:44,776 --> 00:14:47,377
After a long day I always
turn on smooth jazz
361
00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:51,915
and spray deer musk
on my inner thighs.
362
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:57,520
I thought it smelled
like a petting zoo in here.
363
00:14:58,390 --> 00:15:00,290
Anything you'd like to pet?
364
00:15:00,292 --> 00:15:03,693
Not my hair. There's
a lot of goop in it.
365
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,429
Okay, I've had enough.
366
00:15:06,431 --> 00:15:07,597
(stammers)
367
00:15:07,599 --> 00:15:08,932
Amy, come back.
368
00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:11,434
I don't know
how to open the oysters.
369
00:15:13,905 --> 00:15:16,506
So, um, what
surprised you the most
370
00:15:16,508 --> 00:15:18,208
when you first
came to America?
371
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:21,578
Well, I suppose
how much people care
372
00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:24,380
about Oprah's favorite things.
373
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:25,915
I thought that, too.
374
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:27,550
But then I got
my first waffle maker
375
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,385
and never questioned her again.
376
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,020
You know,
377
00:15:31,022 --> 00:15:33,590
I do have some time off
this Sunday
378
00:15:33,592 --> 00:15:35,325
if you'd like to...
WOLOWITZ: Hey! I saw your car...
379
00:15:35,327 --> 00:15:38,161
Oh, sorry.
Am I interrupting?
380
00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:38,975
Uh...
381
00:15:38,999 --> 00:15:40,999
It's okay.
Uh, I should get back to work.
382
00:15:41,299 --> 00:15:42,799
Hi. Howard Wolowitz.
383
00:15:42,801 --> 00:15:44,267
Oh. Issabella Concepcion.
384
00:15:44,269 --> 00:15:46,269
Oh, yeah, the astronomer.
385
00:15:46,271 --> 00:15:47,904
Raj told us
about you.
386
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:51,407
Hey! Free toilet paper!
387
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:56,479
You told him
I was an astronomer?
388
00:15:56,481 --> 00:15:57,580
Uh...
389
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:58,715
I understand.
390
00:15:58,717 --> 00:16:00,316
Time to go.
No, p-please don't.
391
00:16:00,318 --> 00:16:02,285
It's okay, Rajesh,
I'm a grown woman.
392
00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:03,586
I don't have to waste my time
393
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,421
with someone
who's embarrassed by me.
394
00:16:09,494 --> 00:16:11,327
I can keep this, right?
395
00:16:11,329 --> 00:16:13,563
Issabella!
396
00:16:13,565 --> 00:16:15,064
Issabella, wait,
wait, let me explain.
397
00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,567
If you are embarrassed
by what I do,
398
00:16:17,569 --> 00:16:19,836
why did you pursue me?
I'm sorry.
399
00:16:19,838 --> 00:16:22,705
Honestly, I-I didn't think
your job would bother me,
400
00:16:22,707 --> 00:16:24,040
but I guess it did.
401
00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:25,742
And I hate myself for that.
402
00:16:25,744 --> 00:16:27,210
But there's
a lot of things
403
00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:29,279
about me that would
totally embarrass you.
404
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:30,580
I doubt that.
405
00:16:30,582 --> 00:16:32,482
Well, prepare to be mortified.
406
00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:35,652
I let my dog eat food out
of my mouth,
407
00:16:35,654 --> 00:16:38,321
not because she likes it
but because I do.
408
00:16:38,323 --> 00:16:42,492
Also, I know they're pretty,
but I'm scared of butterflies.
409
00:16:42,494 --> 00:16:44,427
Sorry, just
passing through.
410
00:16:44,429 --> 00:16:46,596
I think this fell off your cart.
411
00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:50,867
Come on. What do you say?
412
00:16:50,869 --> 00:16:52,502
Let me make it up to you.
413
00:16:52,504 --> 00:16:54,804
You're very persistent.
414
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,307
It's my one move.
415
00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:59,375
Okay.
416
00:17:00,345 --> 00:17:02,178
This Sunday night,
you may take me to dinner
417
00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:03,446
at a nice restaurant.
418
00:17:03,448 --> 00:17:05,949
Great.
Where would you like to go?
419
00:17:05,951 --> 00:17:07,150
Your choice.
420
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,519
It can be Pakistani food,
if you like.
421
00:17:09,521 --> 00:17:11,154
Excuse me, but I'm Indian.
422
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,323
And now you know how it feels.
423
00:17:23,549 --> 00:17:26,216
So, were you turned
on even a little bit?
424
00:17:26,218 --> 00:17:27,284
It was like
425
00:17:27,286 --> 00:17:30,654
being hit on
by Rat Pack Pee-wee Herman.
426
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:34,324
I'm sorry, is that a yes?
427
00:17:34,326 --> 00:17:36,360
No!
428
00:17:36,362 --> 00:17:37,961
Amy,
429
00:17:37,963 --> 00:17:40,497
I didn't want it
to come to this.
430
00:17:40,499 --> 00:17:42,366
But you have left me no choice
431
00:17:42,368 --> 00:17:44,301
but to employ
the most passionate,
432
00:17:44,303 --> 00:17:46,870
seductive dance known to man.
433
00:17:46,872 --> 00:17:49,506
(Spanish music playing)
434
00:17:49,508 --> 00:17:52,242
The flamenco.
435
00:17:57,416 --> 00:18:00,317
(snapping, slapping continues)
436
00:18:07,693 --> 00:18:08,759
For God's sake,
437
00:18:08,761 --> 00:18:10,928
you're ridiculous.
438
00:18:14,153 --> 00:18:17,621
You guys are aroused, right?
439
00:18:19,525 --> 00:18:21,425
(pants)
That was a close one.
440
00:18:23,264 --> 00:18:30,064
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