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Okay, I'm zeroing out the
electro-osmotic flow rate
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in the micro-fluidic channel.
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Nicely done, Howard.
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Well, my wife is four-foot-ten
and sexually satisfied,
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so clearly I know my way
around tiny things.
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Good for you, on the cutting
edge of new technology
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and still making
inappropriate comments
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about the mother of your child.
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Those are just the things
I say out loud.
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Gentlemen, we need to stop
immediately.
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What's wrong?
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I'm looking at the math,
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and I think we can
make the device
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between eight and
ten percent smaller.
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That's great, but the
Air Force approved the specs.
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We're good to go.
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Yeah. It doesn't
need to be smaller.
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Shame on you.
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Where would we be if poodle
breeders had that attitude?
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I'll tell you.
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We would have the standard
and the miniature poodle,
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but no toy or teacup.
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Which by the way,
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is not an officially
recognized breed,
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but that's just poodle politics.
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Can we please stop
talking about poodles?
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Fine. Candy bars.
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Now, do you enjoy a fun size?
I know you do.
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Sheldon, we don't need
to make this smaller.
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Your work is done.
Go home.
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I don't want to go home.
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Fine, go for a little walk.
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Then what?
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Just keep walking.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x15 ♪
The Locomotion Reverberation
Original Air
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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At least it's quiet
when he takes bathroom breaks.
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I know.
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That's why I keep refilling
his water when he's not looking.
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You're kidding.
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I don't care if we're in
a drought, it's worth it.
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You know, I-I do have a way
to get him out of our hair.
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I've been holding onto this
for a few years,
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but maybe now's the time.
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W-We can just lock the door;
you don't have to kill him.
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You can't kill him; he'll just
respawn at the last save point.
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Oh, that was my sixth trip
to the bathroom.
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As long as that's not
a urinary tract infection,
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that's a personal best.
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Hey, uh, buddy,
I got you a little present.
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Really?
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Yeah. Go ahead, open it.
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"Congratulations.
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"The bearer of this
certificate is entitled
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"to the ultimate
train experience
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"at The Nevada
Northern Railway.
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"You are at the throttle.
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"You are the engineer.
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You are running
the locomotive."
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This doesn't
happen very often,
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but here comes a hug.
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Oh, dear! I have
to tinkle again!
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Okay. Where were we?
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For Howie's occupation,
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should I include
that he was an astronaut?
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Well, he mentioned it in
his mother's eulogy, so why not?
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I can't believe you
have to fill out
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a preschool application
for an infant.
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Uh, the one at Caltech
has a crazy wait list.
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I warned you,
a lot of people apply
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when they're still pregnant.
Well, I didn't.
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I also skipped a birthing class
to see Zootopia, so back off.
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Whoa. Just trying to help.
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Sorry. Howie's back at work and
there's just so much going on.
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Is there anything
we can do?
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Sure. Open up a college fund,
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shop for life insurance,
and in the laundry room,
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there's a mountain
of dirty laundry.
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Wash it or burn in, your choice.
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(Halley crying over monitor)
Ugh, be right back.
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No, no. I will
take care of it.
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Oh, thank you.
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While I'm gone,
you can think about
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how mean you were to me.
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All right,
you know what you need?
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A night away from all of this.
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You know, where you can just
kind of relax and...
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(Halley continues crying
over monitor)
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I'm just gonna... turn this off.
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(Halley continues crying nearby)
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Much better. (clears throat)
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Seriously, let's plan a night,
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you know, give you a break.
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We could go dancing.
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That sounds really nice.
AMY: Oh.
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All this week, the Early
Music Society of Pasadena
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is doing a joint concert
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with the San Gabriel
Renaissance Choir.
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Okay, that's
the one to beat.
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Good luck.
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People have been saying that
for 600 years.
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Hey, you're home early.
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You'll never believe it.
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Leonard gave me
the most incredible gift,
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a trip to a historic railway,
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and I get to operate
an actual locomotive.
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Wow. He finally used it.
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What'd you do?
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No idea.
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All I know is I'm gonna be
working on the railroad
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all the livelong day.
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Well, I'm really happy for you.
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Oh, no. It's not just me. No.
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The railway is four hours
from the nearest airport,
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and guess who gets to drive me.
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I give up.
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You!
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No. I really give up.
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Oh, oh. And guess
where we get to sleep?
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Our choice of
a turn-of-the-century
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railway bunkhouse
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or a working caboose.
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Now, the problem with a caboose
is there's no bathroom,
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but the problem with the
bunkhouse is it's not a caboose.
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On the first day,
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I get to drive
a steam engine.
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Oh, and the second day,
a diesel engine.
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Oh, and
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if I volunteer to do
track maintenance
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and paperwork, they'll let me
stay as long as I want.
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So you might want to pack
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enough clothes
for the rest of our lives.
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Can I pee now?
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Oh, get this!
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I get to take a test
based on a 125-page manual.
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I get to learn things
like hand signals. Ooh.
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There's forward, uh, reverse,
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set the brakes.
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Are you done yet?
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You're missing
some great stuff out here.
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Oh, this is good.
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There are dozens of
railroad crossings
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you have to blow
the whistle for.
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But that is the figurative
you, not the literal you.
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I'll be blowing
the whistle.
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Amy, get up. It's
time to go to work.
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(groans)
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This train thing worked out
better than I thought.
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He's home studying
the engineer's manual.
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(sighs)
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It's so peaceful
without him here.
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Can I ask you
how much that cost?
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$4,000-- worth every penny.
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(knock on door)
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Gentlemen.
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Colonel Williams.
Sir.
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Just wanted to see how
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the guidance system's
coming along.
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Great. We found
a cooling solution
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that allowed us to get
the size of the prototype
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down to the target specs.
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As a cooling solution,
it's pretty cool.
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(chuckles)
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Don't do that.
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What's this?
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Oh, nothing.
Just some math we don't need.
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This is a different approach.
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Are you trying to get the
guidance system even smaller?
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It's just a theory.
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Uh, it's not even worked out.
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Oh. (chuckles)
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I want this.
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But we've already met
the agreed upon specs.
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Going smaller would
require weeks' worth
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of new computations.
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So get the kid with
the two shirts to do it.
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Sir, uh, i-if I may,
uh, we've put a lot
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of thought and effort into
this current prototype.
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It's a really
elegant solution,
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and most importantly,
it works.
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Yeah, I want this.
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But that's just a theory.
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It's not even a
complete thought.
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You both make excellent points.
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And thank you for
presenting it so articulately.
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(chuckles) Make this.
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(door closes)
196
00:08:02,563 --> 00:08:06,131
The kid with the two
shirts screwed us again.
197
00:08:07,234 --> 00:08:10,436
All right. You guys
ready to get crazy?
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00:08:10,438 --> 00:08:13,305
Well, the bra
under here ain't beige.
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
Okay.
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You ladies
have fun tonight.
201
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Don't worry about Halley.
Uncle Stuart's on the job.
202
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Under the careful supervision
of her godfather.
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My apologies. I didn't mean
to offend you, Don Corleone.
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Like I said,
you ladies have fun.
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We will. Got my dancing shoes,
got my breast pump.
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Let's party.
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You know, if you
pump at the bar,
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I promise we'll
get free drinks.
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Call if there's any problems.
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No. She's busy.
You call Howard.
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Got it.
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Call me. Don't call Howard.
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I would never call Howard.
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Okay, instead of
arguing all night,
215
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let's just split up
the baby chores.
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Yeah, great. Um, I'll put
food in her top half,
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you deal with whatever
comes out the bottom.
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I can't believe we
have to ask Sheldon
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00:09:02,189 --> 00:09:03,755
to come back
and help us.
220
00:09:03,757 --> 00:09:04,756
Oh, boo-hoo.
221
00:09:04,758 --> 00:09:06,391
I spent four grand on a gift
222
00:09:06,393 --> 00:09:09,194
that only got rid of him
for an afternoon.
223
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(electrical crackling)
224
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What is that?
225
00:09:17,438 --> 00:09:19,171
I don't know,
but if he yells,
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"It's alive," we run.
227
00:09:28,649 --> 00:09:30,015
Oh, hey.
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00:09:30,017 --> 00:09:31,783
If you knocked,
I couldn't hear you.
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I'm welding
this locomotive engine.
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And if you didn't knock,
how about some manners?
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How'd you even get
that up the stairs?
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I said to myself,
"I think I can, I think I can."
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And then I couldn't, so...
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I paid two men who promised
not to come rob us later.
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Okay, look, Sheldon,
the Colonel wants us
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to make the guidance system
smaller,
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and we can't
do it without you.
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Interesting.
239
00:10:01,248 --> 00:10:03,215
Well, so I was right.
240
00:10:03,217 --> 00:10:06,418
Open a window. It's about
to get smug in here.
241
00:10:07,922 --> 00:10:09,354
Well, I would love to help you,
242
00:10:09,356 --> 00:10:11,290
but since I discovered
the satisfaction
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of working with my hands
on a train engine,
244
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I don't think
I can go back to theory.
245
00:10:16,497 --> 00:10:18,697
I'm an engineer now.
246
00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:21,166
And, hey,
just to be clear,
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a train engineer.
248
00:10:24,738 --> 00:10:27,272
Not that goofy kind you are.
249
00:10:36,945 --> 00:10:39,379
Sheldon, you can still go
on the trip in a few weeks.
250
00:10:39,381 --> 00:10:40,580
Just help us out.
251
00:10:40,582 --> 00:10:42,382
Sorry. I need to work
on this engine
252
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so when I get to the train yard
I won't look foolish.
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(laughs)
254
00:10:46,821 --> 00:10:48,287
He's worried about
looking foolish.
255
00:10:48,289 --> 00:10:50,957
That's a heapin' helping
of irony right there.
256
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,293
Come on, you know
you're not leaving physics.
257
00:10:54,295 --> 00:10:55,428
Why are you doing this?
258
00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:59,766
Leonard, in the world
of theoretical physics,
259
00:10:59,768 --> 00:11:02,535
you never finish;
so much is unprovable.
260
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,770
But when I was studying
261
00:11:03,772 --> 00:11:06,739
that railway guide,
it was so tangible
262
00:11:06,741 --> 00:11:10,443
and so satisfying
that something just clicked.
263
00:11:10,445 --> 00:11:12,478
Then it clacked.
264
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,813
Then it clicked,
265
00:11:13,815 --> 00:11:16,816
then it clacked, click-clack
clickety-clack, and here we are.
266
00:11:16,818 --> 00:11:19,519
(imitates train whistle):
Whoo-whoo!
267
00:11:22,157 --> 00:11:24,757
Did you hear anything back
from the Caltech preschool?
268
00:11:24,759 --> 00:11:27,427
Not yet, but we're gonna apply
to a bunch of others
269
00:11:27,429 --> 00:11:28,861
just to keep our options open.
270
00:11:28,863 --> 00:11:30,596
Okay, stop that!
No more preschool talk.
271
00:11:30,598 --> 00:11:31,931
Tonight is about
having fun.
272
00:11:31,933 --> 00:11:34,901
Nothing says fun
like being scolded.
273
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,870
(ringtone playing)
274
00:11:37,872 --> 00:11:39,439
It's Raj.
275
00:11:39,441 --> 00:11:40,973
Everything okay?
276
00:11:40,975 --> 00:11:44,343
Don't worry. Everything's fine.
277
00:11:44,345 --> 00:11:46,846
Hang up!
We don't need help.
278
00:11:46,848 --> 00:11:49,215
I don't need your help
deciding when we need help!
279
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,385
Raj, what's going on?
280
00:11:52,387 --> 00:11:53,653
Yes, so,
281
00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:56,289
I was just warming up
some milk for Halley,
282
00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:58,291
and I-I thought
it smelled a little funky,
283
00:11:58,293 --> 00:12:01,094
so I checked the date
that you wrote on the bottle,
284
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,995
and it says "Flerbsday."
285
00:12:02,997 --> 00:12:05,431
It says "Tuesday."
286
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,333
How is that a "T"?!
287
00:12:08,536 --> 00:12:10,903
I'm sure it's fine,
but if you're worried,
288
00:12:10,905 --> 00:12:12,371
there's extra milk
in the freezer.
289
00:12:12,373 --> 00:12:13,673
Okay, yes,
290
00:12:13,675 --> 00:12:15,742
I will err
on the side of caution
291
00:12:15,744 --> 00:12:17,877
and defrost a fresh batch.
292
00:12:17,879 --> 00:12:19,879
You're wasting
perfectly good milk.
293
00:12:19,881 --> 00:12:22,148
Fine, you drink it.
It's just milk.
294
00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:24,016
Stuart, don't you drink my milk!
295
00:12:25,653 --> 00:12:26,886
Okay, give--
296
00:12:26,888 --> 00:12:28,755
Can you guys
handle this or not?
297
00:12:28,757 --> 00:12:31,891
Oh, of course we can.
Uh, you girls have a good time.
298
00:12:31,893 --> 00:12:32,892
(chuckles)
299
00:12:32,894 --> 00:12:35,595
She said I was in charge.
300
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,898
Hmm.
301
00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,399
So we just
throw this away?
302
00:12:40,401 --> 00:12:42,068
What else are you
gonna do with it?
303
00:12:42,070 --> 00:12:43,136
Put it in your coffee?
304
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,404
Well, I don't take it black.
305
00:12:48,710 --> 00:12:51,277
Okay. This is everything
he had on the board.
306
00:12:51,279 --> 00:12:53,112
I'm sure we can
figure the rest out.
307
00:12:53,114 --> 00:12:54,847
All right.
(clears throat)
308
00:12:54,849 --> 00:12:57,016
Hmm.
309
00:12:58,953 --> 00:13:00,620
Feel free to jump in.
310
00:13:00,622 --> 00:13:03,689
"Hmm" is all I got.
311
00:13:03,691 --> 00:13:05,892
Oh, we can get this.
312
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,762
Is there any chance
it's upside-down?
313
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:12,965
Maybe we can find
314
00:13:12,967 --> 00:13:14,600
another theoretical
physicist to help us.
315
00:13:14,602 --> 00:13:17,537
It's classified. If we tell
anyone, we'd get in trouble.
316
00:13:17,539 --> 00:13:19,105
Hey, I came up with
that and "hmm."
317
00:13:19,107 --> 00:13:20,173
You haven't
pitched anything.
318
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:22,241
Just keep thinking.
319
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,013
I got it.
320
00:13:29,951 --> 00:13:32,418
You really figured it out?
321
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:36,622
No, but when we show
this nonsense to Sheldon,
322
00:13:36,624 --> 00:13:40,726
it will make him crazy,
and he'll have to fix it.
323
00:13:40,728 --> 00:13:42,395
Oh, you're a genius.
324
00:13:42,397 --> 00:13:44,096
Yeah, I know.
325
00:13:44,098 --> 00:13:45,498
That's not even a math symbol.
326
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,300
That's just
Charlie Brown's hair.
327
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,171
Sorry, guys.
328
00:13:52,173 --> 00:13:53,439
This club was so great.
329
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,441
How could they turn
it into a bookstore?
330
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:58,277
I thought
we got rid of all those.
331
00:13:58,279 --> 00:14:01,781
Renaissance Choir's looking
pretty good right now, huh?
332
00:14:01,783 --> 00:14:03,683
(ringtone playing)
333
00:14:03,685 --> 00:14:06,018
Hello?
334
00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:08,020
(Halley crying)
Nothing to worry about.
335
00:14:08,022 --> 00:14:09,422
She's just been
336
00:14:09,424 --> 00:14:11,490
crying for a little while,
and I was wondering
337
00:14:11,492 --> 00:14:13,826
if you had any tricks
to get her to sleep.
338
00:14:13,828 --> 00:14:17,463
She was sleeping just fine
till you took a selfie with her!
339
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:20,499
She was blowing a spit bubble.
It was adorable!
340
00:14:22,337 --> 00:14:24,570
You guys got this?
Do you need me to come home?
341
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,539
(whispers):
Wait.
342
00:14:26,541 --> 00:14:28,074
She's settling down.
(Halley quiets)
343
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,842
Oh, okay, false alarm.
344
00:14:29,844 --> 00:14:31,310
Little parenting tip:
345
00:14:31,312 --> 00:14:33,412
sleeping babies
hate flash photography.
346
00:14:34,816 --> 00:14:36,849
Is everything okay?
347
00:14:36,851 --> 00:14:37,950
Yeah.
348
00:14:37,952 --> 00:14:40,019
I may have just left
my infant daughter
349
00:14:40,021 --> 00:14:42,521
with Patrick and SpongeBob.
350
00:14:43,558 --> 00:14:46,058
Hey, there's another
dance club nearby.
351
00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:49,028
I mean, I don't know how
you feel about Latin music,
352
00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:53,132
but according to their horas
of operación, they're open.
353
00:14:53,134 --> 00:14:55,201
Maybe we should just
call it a night.
354
00:14:55,203 --> 00:14:57,436
You sure?
They're open till dos.
355
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,739
Yeah, we're all
dressed up.
356
00:14:59,741 --> 00:15:01,040
Why go home?
357
00:15:01,042 --> 00:15:03,276
I'm just not really
in the mood anymore.
358
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:04,477
What's going on with you?
359
00:15:04,479 --> 00:15:06,379
I don't know.
This is all starting to feel
360
00:15:06,381 --> 00:15:08,514
like a sad attempt
to recapture our youth.
361
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:09,949
I'm not sad.
362
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,919
I just wanted to get drunk
and not wear sweatpants.
363
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,154
I'm not sad.
364
00:15:15,156 --> 00:15:17,924
I mean, hello.
365
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,594
Okay, maybe I'm the one
who's sad.
366
00:15:21,596 --> 00:15:23,329
What are you sad about?
367
00:15:23,331 --> 00:15:25,932
Maybe the fact that you
went and had a baby.
368
00:15:25,934 --> 00:15:27,700
You're upset I had a baby?
369
00:15:27,702 --> 00:15:29,235
No, of course not. I just...
370
00:15:29,237 --> 00:15:31,737
I didn't think it would make me
have all these feelings.
371
00:15:31,739 --> 00:15:33,406
What feelings?
372
00:15:33,408 --> 00:15:34,707
Pressure!
373
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:36,108
I mean, she's looking
at preschools,
374
00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:37,944
she has a minivan,
she has a 401(k).
375
00:15:37,946 --> 00:15:41,580
Before she talked about it,
I just thought that was a race.
376
00:15:41,582 --> 00:15:43,649
You think that stuff is fun?
377
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,484
Being a parent is terrifying.
378
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:48,387
I'm constantly worried,
I'm always tired,
379
00:15:48,389 --> 00:15:50,656
and in a few minutes,
I'm gonna milk myself
380
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,792
in a bookstore parking lot.
381
00:15:52,794 --> 00:15:54,260
I get that, okay?
382
00:15:54,262 --> 00:15:56,462
It's just, Leonard and I have
been married for two years,
383
00:15:56,464 --> 00:15:58,664
and we're no further along
than when we were dating.
384
00:15:58,666 --> 00:15:59,799
AMY:
Come on.
385
00:15:59,801 --> 00:16:01,634
You've got so much
to feel good about.
386
00:16:01,636 --> 00:16:03,069
You've got a
great job now.
387
00:16:03,071 --> 00:16:05,838
Yeah, I guess
I am making decent money.
388
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,640
You make more than I do.
389
00:16:07,642 --> 00:16:10,309
You may not have a house yet,
but your apartment's great.
390
00:16:10,311 --> 00:16:12,011
It's bigger than mine.
391
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,513
And Leonard loves you so much,
he married you twice.
392
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,516
I'm not even engaged once.
393
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,086
I don't even know if Sheldon
thinks about marriage.
394
00:16:20,088 --> 00:16:21,387
I'm not getting any younger.
395
00:16:21,389 --> 00:16:23,556
Honestly,
I kind of thought by now,
396
00:16:23,558 --> 00:16:25,257
we might have had
some sort of...
397
00:16:25,259 --> 00:16:28,995
Careful. The sound of crying
can make me lactate.
398
00:16:28,997 --> 00:16:30,529
I'm sorry. I can't help it.
399
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,530
(crying)
400
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,666
Oh, that's gonna make me cry.
401
00:16:33,668 --> 00:16:34,834
(crying)
402
00:16:34,836 --> 00:16:37,636
And there they go.
403
00:16:39,273 --> 00:16:41,707
Ew.
404
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:49,248
Well, Sheldon, turns out
we didn't need you after all.
405
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:52,685
That's right. We figured
it out all by ourselves.
406
00:16:52,687 --> 00:16:55,021
Wasn't even that hard.
No.
407
00:16:55,023 --> 00:16:56,822
Well, good for you guys.
408
00:16:56,824 --> 00:17:00,760
Look, I have a grease smudge on
my hand, and I'm okay with it.
409
00:17:00,762 --> 00:17:04,330
Aren't you gonna look at the
board to see how right we are?
410
00:17:04,332 --> 00:17:07,333
No, thanks. I'm busy trying
to fix this fuel pump.
411
00:17:07,335 --> 00:17:08,167
It's a manifold.
412
00:17:08,169 --> 00:17:10,236
Oh.
413
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,004
Well, I guess it's fixed.
414
00:17:13,307 --> 00:17:15,341
Just look at
the board.
415
00:17:15,343 --> 00:17:16,175
That's wrong.
416
00:17:16,177 --> 00:17:18,978
Oh, no!
417
00:17:21,149 --> 00:17:24,216
What should we have
done differently?
418
00:17:24,218 --> 00:17:26,952
Well, first of all,
you can't use relativistic
419
00:17:26,954 --> 00:17:29,688
and non-relativistic vectors
in the same equation.
420
00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:31,524
Told ya. (scoffs)
421
00:17:32,727 --> 00:17:34,260
Can you fix it for us?
422
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,728
(sighs)
423
00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:38,097
Okay, but this is
the last time.
424
00:17:54,515 --> 00:17:56,348
Nice try, blockheads.
425
00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:00,920
Come on, Sheldon. You can't
turn your back on physics.
426
00:18:00,922 --> 00:18:02,888
Besides, you have no idea what
you're doing with this stuff.
427
00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:05,124
But if you really want
to learn the mechanical side,
428
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,892
I can teach you anything
you want to know.
429
00:18:06,894 --> 00:18:08,594
LEONARD: And instead of
standing around watching,
430
00:18:08,596 --> 00:18:11,263
you can help us build your
smaller guidance system.
431
00:18:11,265 --> 00:18:12,698
And with all these new skills,
432
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,533
you'd be able
to fix any model train.
433
00:18:14,535 --> 00:18:17,169
You'd be the king
of the train store!
434
00:18:17,171 --> 00:18:18,771
Excuse me. I have a girlfriend.
435
00:18:18,773 --> 00:18:21,240
I'm already king
of the train store.
436
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,877
So, what do you say?
437
00:18:24,879 --> 00:18:27,480
Oh, what choice do I have?
You need me.
438
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,216
I'm like the crankshaft
of this team.
439
00:18:30,218 --> 00:18:32,551
That's a turbo.
440
00:18:32,553 --> 00:18:33,786
Well, whatever it is,
it looks heavy.
441
00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:35,521
I'm gonna need you two
to get it downstairs
442
00:18:35,523 --> 00:18:36,722
before Amy comes home.
443
00:18:47,369 --> 00:18:49,602
(train chugging,
steam hissing)
444
00:18:49,604 --> 00:18:53,039
(train whistle blows)
445
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:02,282
I apologize
that it's so warm in here.
446
00:19:02,284 --> 00:19:04,851
It is warm in here.
447
00:19:10,993 --> 00:19:13,426
I've worked up a bit of a sweat.
448
00:19:13,428 --> 00:19:16,463
Me, too.
449
00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:21,401
May I borrow your water?
450
00:19:22,471 --> 00:19:25,638
("Rock You Like a Hurricane"
by Scorpions playing)
451
00:19:29,378 --> 00:19:32,178
♪ Here I am ♪
452
00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:35,048
♪ Rock you like a hurricane ♪
453
00:19:36,651 --> 00:19:39,886
♪ Here I am ♪
454
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:44,391
♪ Rock you like hurricane... ♪
455
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,292
SHELDON:
The light's green.
456
00:19:49,831 --> 00:19:51,865
Sorry.
457
00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:54,597
GPS says we'll be at the railway
in three hours.
458
00:19:54,598 --> 00:19:56,278
I can get us there in two.
(engine revving)
459
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:05,432
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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