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Aw, man, did you see
this post from Raj?
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What? Is it another
video of him and his dog
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Lady-and-the-Tramping
some spaghetti?
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No. He can't afford
his apartment,
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and he's asking if anyone knows
of a cheap place to live.
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I want to say "India,"
but it seems mean.
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(chuckling)
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What's so funny?
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Raj is looking for
a cheap place to live,
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and I wrote "India."
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Don't post that;
be supportive.
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Maybe you should be supportive
of my hilarious jokes.
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Fine, what should we do?
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We're smart. I'm sure we
can think of something.
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You want to let him
live here?
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Oh, we're smarter
than that.
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I know our
apartment's small,
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but I think we
can make room.
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No, Sheldon.
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We are not getting
a life-size Spider-Man statue.
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We do have Sheldon's old room.
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If he really needs
a place to stay,
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I guess we should
offer it to him.
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You're a good friend.
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Am I still a good friend
if I wait and hope
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that Howard offers him
a place to live first?
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You're an even
better husband.
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I know if the roles
were reversed,
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he would do it for me.
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Where would he stay?
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We already have Stuart.
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Well, we can make some space
in the garage.
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Maybe put a cot out there,
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get him a space heater,
maybe a hot plate.
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That sounds awful.
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Let's hope he thinks so, too.
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For the last time,
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no Hulk, no Batman,
no life-size statues.
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Wow. I'm starting to
think you didn't mean it
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when you said you wanted
to spruce up the place.
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¶ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ¶
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¶ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ¶
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¶ The Earth began to cool ¶
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¶ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ¶
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¶ We built the Wall ¶
¶ We built the pyramids ¶
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¶ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ¶
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¶ That all started
with a big bang ¶
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¶ Bang! ¶
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(ringtone playing)
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Hello.
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Hey, uh, so we've been talking,
and if you need a place to stay,
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we'd be happy to fix up
the garage for you.
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That would be amazing!
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I was literally just looking
at my moving boxes,
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trying to pick one to live in.
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I know it's not ideal,
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but you'd have plenty of space
for your furniture,
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and there's this cool button
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that makes an entire wall
go up and down.
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I cannot thank you enough.
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It is our pleasure.
(line beeps)
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Hey, can you hold on one sec?
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Hello?
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Hey, buddy, you still
looking for a place to live?
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Uh... yeah.
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Why do you ask?
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You know, we have
the extra bedroom,
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and if you need it, it's yours.
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Oh, my God, that's so generous!
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It's the least we can do.
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I-I really appreciate it.
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Uh, can you hold on one second?
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Hey, so, Howard, what's the
bathroom situation gonna be?
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Well, there's a sink out there--
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that takes care
of half your problems.
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But I can use
the downstairs bathroom, right?
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Yeah. We barely use it,
so it'll be like it's yours.
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Cool, cool, yeah.
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Yeah, hold on one second.
Wh...?
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Hey, what's it like
sharing a bathroom with Penny?
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Is there hair everywhere?
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Does she use your loofah?
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I don't have a loofah.
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Okay, well, if I move in,
you can't use mine.
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Hold on a second.
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Hey, Howard, uh,
how's the Wi-Fi in the garage?
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I don't know.
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Why are you asking
all these questions?
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Well, to be honest,
Leonard's on the other line,
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and he offered me
their spare bedroom.
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Great! Go live there.
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But you made the garage
sound so fun.
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I just didn't want you
to feel bad about it.
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Unless Leonard's apartment
also has a raccoon
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that chews its way in
on cold nights, go there!
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One second.
(clears throat)
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Okay, I think we're close.
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How do you feel about
a mini-fridge in my room?
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Hey, pal, you want
to live here or not?
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Oh, uh, hi, Penny. Yes, please.
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Hey.
Hi.
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Uh, Penny, this circular
is addressed to "occupant,"
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but with our
apartment switch,
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it's unclear whether
it's yours or mine.
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PENNY:
What's it for?
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SHELDON:
Roofing.
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PENNY:
Yeah, it's yours.
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SHELDON:
Okay, thanks.
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"Just throw it out."
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Speaking of occupants,
I'm given to understand
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Raj will be moving
into my old room.
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Yeah, for a little while.
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What about his dog?
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She'll be in her crate;
it's not a big deal.
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I suppose that's
acceptable.
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Well, Sheldon's getting
a little better with dogs.
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He even took a picture
with Pluto at Disneyland.
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If real dogs gave me buttons,
I'd like them, too.
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Well, I think it's very nice
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that you're helping out
our friend.
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I think it's nice that you're
taking whatever medication
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Amy's clearly giving you.
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And what is that
supposed to mean?
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PENNY: Well, it's like
that science thing.
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For every action,
you have a gigantic
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and annoying reaction.
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LEONARD: Just when I thought
you couldn't get any hotter.
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PENNY:
Mm-hmm.
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SHELDON: If you're implying
that I'd have some problem
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with him moving into my room,
you're wrong.
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Raj is in a difficult
financial situation,
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and I'm glad that he's
making changes to improve it.
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Do not adjust the dosage.
You nailed it.
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Don't listen to them.
(door closes)
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What's weird is
that Penny almost got
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a science fact right.
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I mean, it's unfair; people just
assume I'm going to be upset
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by Raj moving into my old room.
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But you are, aren't you?
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Oh, I'm outraged.
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Talk to me.
Tell me what's going on.
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Well, that's been my room
since before I met Leonard,
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and now someone else
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is going to be living in it.
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And that someone else is not me.
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And you know how I feel about
people who aren't me.
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There are a lot of memories
wrapped up in that room.
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For me, too.
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The first time you told me
you loved me was in that room.
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Wrong.
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We were standing outside
my room in the hallway.
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And there is the love
of which I speak.
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I realize it's irrational,
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but with Raj moving in there,
I'm feeling a bit replaced.
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Well, this isn't an
easy time for him.
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He's losing his
apartment, he's in debt,
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he's probably humiliated.
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Yes, probably.
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But until we know for sure,
how can I feel better?
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Can I get anyone
anything at all?
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Raj, you don't
have to serve us.
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It's the least I can do for
helping me carry my stuff up.
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It was really no problem.
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Not for you,
Box of Towels.
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Anyway, thanks again.
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Hey, look at that.
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You've got a Raj,
we've got a Stuart.
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Maybe we should take them
both to the park
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and let them
run around together.
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I don't know.
Yours looks like he has worms.
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You ready to go?
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All set.
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What's that?
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A housewarming gift for Raj.
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Well, a bunch of fake snakes
better not
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spring out of it, 'cause that
was a lousy anniversary present.
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It's nothing like that.
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I just, I thought
about Raj's situation,
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and I had a
change of heart.
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You know, and
regarding your gift,
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you said "surprise me,"
and, boy, did I.
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Hello.
Hey.
Hi.
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Perfect timing.
Food's ready.
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Uh, wait-- before we eat,
I have a little
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"welcome to the building"
gift for Raj.
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Wait, is anything
gonna jump out...
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No. I already asked.
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Thank you, Sheldon.
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It's a...
blank notebook.
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Well, I had some of
my best ideas in that room,
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and I'm sure you will, too.
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He also never
had sex in that room.
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That's something else
to look forward to.
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This means a lot.
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Well, I know this is
a difficult time for you.
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Y-You're losing your apartment,
you're in debt,
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and you just--
you must be humiliated.
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Sheldon...
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Oh, good grief.
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She is such a stickler
for citing sources.
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Those were Amy's words.
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Sheldon...
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I know, I know!
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"Good grief" was originally said
by Charlie Brown, geez.
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You're right,
I am humiliated.
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Thanks for
pointing it out.
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You're such a jerk.
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Can you believe this guy?
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ALL:
Yes.
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I-I thought that was
gonna break the other way.
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AMY:
Come on, Sheldon.
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Maybe we should just
eat at our place.
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Fine.
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You took my room.
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You turned my friends
against me.
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I hope you're happy.
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What do I have
to be happy about?
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My life's a wreck.
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How come he can say it
and I can't?
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Just keep walking.
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(Skype ringing)
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BEVERLY:
Hello, Sheldon.
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What a pleasant surprise.
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How are you?
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Honestly, I've been better.
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Do you have time?
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Leonard says you're very busy
these days.
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Oh, I just say that
because he prattles.
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What's going on?
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Well, our friend Raj
moved into my old room,
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and it's brought up a lot of
negative feelings for me.
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Mm. Well, what do you think the
loss of your room represents?
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Beverly, you know I
hold you in high esteem.
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Can we skip the part where you
pretend not to know the answer,
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and get to the part
where you tell me the answer?
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Very well, but, uh,
if you don't mind,
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I'd still like to pause
for effect.
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(clears throat)
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Now...
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You've recently moved in
with Dr. Fowler, yes?
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I have.
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Clearly, your old room
represents an escape hatch,
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and without it,
you're forced to confront
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the terrifying reality
of being trapped
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in a relationship
with Amy forever.
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I hadn't thought about that.
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And don't start
thinking about it now!
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Hello, Amy.
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Your defensiveness may indicate
similar insecurities
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about your relationship
with Sheldon.
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That's not true!
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She said defensively.
253
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,980
This isn't about
me and Sheldon.
254
00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:18,383
This is about Rajesh moving in
with Leonard and Penny.
255
00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,552
Interesting.
256
00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:24,122
They've found a need
to take yet another roommate.
257
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:28,126
Seems they're avoiding
some harsh realities themselves.
258
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,928
I had no idea
259
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,397
all our relationships
were such a disaster.
260
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,165
Boy, you're good.
261
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,468
That is the word
on the street, dear.
262
00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:41,906
Maybe moving in
was a bad idea.
263
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,409
I haven't been here one day,
I'm already causing problems.
264
00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:46,444
You didn't do anything.
It's Sheldon.
265
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,079
"You didn't do anything.
It's Sheldon."
266
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:51,916
That'd make a nice
needlepoint pillow.
267
00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:54,252
So, relax.
We're happy to have you.
268
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,654
Thank you, but how do I know
269
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,322
you're not saying that
just to be nice?
270
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,024
Do you actually pay
for that haircut?
271
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,492
That'll do it.
272
00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,829
Hey, Raj,
I owe you an apology.
273
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,699
Look, could you please
put your dog on a leash?
274
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,801
Sheldon, she's fine.
275
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,436
Well, then at least
hold her still
276
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,672
so I can pretend she's stuffed.
277
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:17,442
Raj, I let my emotions
get the best of me,
278
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,611
and I unfairly
took it out on you.
279
00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:21,446
Thank you. I appreciate that.
280
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,947
No, I can't take all the credit.
281
00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:25,383
I spoke with Leonard's mother,
and she made me feel better.
282
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:29,521
I don't know who you talked to,
but that wasn't my mother.
283
00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:34,559
Beverly pointed out that
I'm experiencing insecurities
284
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,127
in my relationship with Amy,
285
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:39,297
in the same way that Leonard and
Penny are in their relationship.
286
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:42,634
What are you talking about?
We're fine.
287
00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:44,969
Yes, you're fine
as long as you have a buffer
288
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:47,372
living with you to distract
from your marital problems.
289
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,873
It used to be me.
290
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,776
Now it's Raj
and his attack Tribble.
291
00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:55,847
Anyway, I'm sorry
for everything.
292
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,383
Oh, and FYI-- if you cry
while they're fighting,
293
00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,884
they'll take you to McDonald's.
294
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:07,225
(Skype ringing)
295
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,493
Hello, Leonard.
296
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:11,162
Why are you saying
we have marital problems?
297
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,864
We don't have marital problems!
298
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:16,801
I see. You must be yelling at me
out of wedded bliss.
299
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,741
Look, just because we took
our friend in does not mean
300
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,776
that Penny and I are
afraid to be alone.
301
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:27,912
Yeah, this is a
special circumstance.
302
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,781
Sheldon mentioned
you tried to get your brother
303
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,082
to live with you, as well.
304
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,252
Yeah, well, a circumstance
can happen twice
305
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,955
and still be special.
306
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,389
Do you agree with that?
307
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,692
Well, now that
you point it out...
308
00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:42,527
Are you kidding me?
309
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,796
We do seem to keep
finding roommates.
310
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,865
Now you're
taking her side?
311
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,801
Dear, I would never come
between you and Leonard.
312
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:53,471
That's for your parade
of roommates to do.
313
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:59,878
KOOTHRAPPALI (whispering):
Howard?
314
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,212
Howard!
315
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,248
(Howard and Bernadette scream)
316
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,283
It's me!
It's just me!
317
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,552
What are you doing here?!
318
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,954
Well, I texted you,
but you didn't respond.
319
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,589
Leonard and Penny
were arguing...
320
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,491
Not on my watch!
321
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,796
It's fine.
It's just Raj.
322
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:20,165
You can hit him with
the bat, but it's fine.
323
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,269
And if my heart stops,
just let me go.
324
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,670
I'm sorry, guys.
325
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:28,239
Sheldon was upset,
Leonard and Penny were fighting.
326
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,476
I just wanted to go someplace
where I wasn't causing problems.
327
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,311
(sighs) I'll say it again.
328
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,547
India.
329
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,819
Can I just stay in the garage?
330
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,821
Don't do that. We'll make
up the couch for you
331
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,322
and figure out something
in the morning.
332
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,423
Thank you.
333
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,791
Come on,
I'll get you some sheets.
334
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,927
Then we'll see
if I can beat my high score
335
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,495
on the blood pressure machine.
336
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,769
Never should've had all
these kids so close together.
337
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:05,074
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338
00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:10,648
You okay?
339
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,117
I can't sleep.
340
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:15,486
What's wrong?
341
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,288
Beverly believes
342
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:21,492
I unconsciously consider
my old room an escape hatch.
343
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,795
Is that bothering you?
344
00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:27,031
Yes. I don't care for
unconscious thoughts.
345
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,800
My brain and I
are best friends.
346
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:31,035
It should tell
me everything.
347
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:34,138
I mean, how it relates
to our relationship,
348
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:37,642
not the bromance
between you and your brain.
349
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,478
What if she's correct?
350
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,248
Doesn't that say something
troubling about us?
351
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,849
I don't know.
352
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,218
I just think
you're the kind of person
353
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,554
who likes a contingency plan.
354
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,257
That is true.
355
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,158
Did you know
I figured out
356
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,661
in which order I would
eat all my friends
357
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,897
in the event of
an apocalypse?
358
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:03,735
You need to stop hanging out
with your brain so much.
359
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,603
It's not a good influence.
360
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:10,909
If you're looking
for spare change,
361
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,744
I already cleaned it out.
362
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,848
Well...
(clears throat)
363
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:19,217
Didn't think this is
where my life would be.
364
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:22,353
Me, either. I'm in a bedroom
and you're on a couch.
365
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,189
I'm actually winning.
366
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,858
You know, we're both
down on our luck.
367
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,927
Maybe you and I should try
to get a place together.
368
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,129
(chuckles):
Okay, listen to me.
369
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,535
There is no reason
to leave here.
370
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,470
This is great.
Everyone's nice.
371
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:39,470
It's comfortable.
372
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:44,542
If all goes according to plan,
this is my retirement home.
373
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,244
Wouldn't you feel better
about yourself
374
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,245
if you were more independent?
375
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,447
Better than I feel
in their steam shower?
376
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,450
I don't think so.
377
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,286
Penny would be
the entree.
378
00:15:57,756 --> 00:16:00,992
Then Leonard's basically
a cheese course.
379
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:04,729
And because I love
you, you're dessert.
380
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,565
I want to say "aw,"
381
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,801
but I'm gonna say "ew."
382
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,071
No, you see,
I'm doing this
383
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,573
so I can stop being
spoiled and, you know,
384
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,076
grow as a person.
385
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,410
Good for you.
386
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,313
This sandwich has six dollars
worth of ham in it.
387
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:28,920
Don't you even feel a little
bad sponging off your friends?
388
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:31,322
Hey, look,
I went to art college,
389
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,658
I tried to make it
as a graphic artist,
390
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,159
a comic book artist,
391
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,362
and you know what I got
for my efforts?
392
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,863
A visible rib cage.
393
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,332
I'm not kidding.
394
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,468
You could see my heart beating.
395
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,104
Well, no offense, but
I didn't go to art school.
396
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,172
I have a PhD in
astrophysics.
397
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,875
Oh, great, it'll be easier
for you to look up at the stars
398
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,044
without a roof over your head.
399
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,115
Morning.
400
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,150
Did you know
Raj moved out last night?
401
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,618
What? Why?
402
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,454
"Leonard and Penny, I'm sorry
for all the trouble I've caused.
403
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,789
"I went to stay at Howard's.
404
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,791
"P.S., Cinnamon's with me,
405
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,359
"but if you feel like
messing with Sheldon,
406
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,129
tell him she's loose
in the building."
407
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:14,966
I feel terrible.
408
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:16,234
Should we go bring him back?
409
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,468
Well, you're
the one worried
410
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,837
having someone live with us
is a sign of problems.
411
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,707
Oh, that was just because
my mother got in my head.
412
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,177
It's like being possessed,
but instead of Satan, it's--
413
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:29,814
Actually, it's the same thing.
414
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,316
All right, so we'll
ask him to come back.
415
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,218
Well, great.
416
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,320
Don't you want
to get dressed first?
417
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,889
Just one second.
418
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,297
Help! Cinnamon's loose
in the building!
419
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,901
SHELDON:
Amy, quick, lock the door!
420
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:56,240
We're so sorry if we made you
feel uncomfortable.
421
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,009
We really weren't
fighting about you.
422
00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:00,278
I just never want to be
a burden on my friends.
423
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,246
Me, either.
Don't want to be a burden.
424
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,615
Hey, is that the baby?
I'll go check.
425
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,184
You are not a burden,
426
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,953
and we want you to come
back and stay with us.
427
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,254
But I also upset Sheldon,
428
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,857
and he's not gonna want
to come over if I'm there.
429
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,326
More reasons
for you to stay.
430
00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,529
Halley's fine.
431
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:21,466
You know she's at
my parents' house, right?
432
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:27,205
And she's having
the time of her life.
433
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,774
If you ever want
to change things up,
434
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,709
you're always
welcome here.
435
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:35,113
Just not in our bedroom,
you dumbass.
436
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,584
I appreciate it, but I think
437
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,420
staying with Leonard and Penny
makes more sense for everyone.
438
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,489
Then it's settled.
And just so you know,
439
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,389
it's only temporary.
440
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,258
I'm not gonna get
too comfortable.
441
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:47,258
Good.
442
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:51,129
Nobody needs a mooch living
in their house forever.
443
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,965
Hey, that's no way
to talk about your baby.
444
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,641
You know what?
I'm proud of us.
445
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,277
Yeah, with Penny and
Leonard taking in Raj,
446
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,412
and Stuart living with
Howard and Bernadette,
447
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,481
we're the only couple
of our social group
448
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,416
who doesn't need
to fill the holes
449
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,919
in their relationship
with a third party.
450
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,687
Yup, we're killin' it.
451
00:19:17,305 --> 00:20:17,848
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