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Aw, man, did you see
this post from Raj?
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What? Is it another
video of him and his dog
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Lady-and-the-Tramping
some spaghetti?
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No. He can't afford
his apartment,
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and he's asking if anyone knows
of a cheap place to live.
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I want to say "India,"
but it seems mean.
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What's so funny?
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Raj is looking for
a cheap place to live,
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and I wrote "India."
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Don't post that;
be supportive.
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Maybe you should be supportive
of my hilarious jokes.
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Fine, what should we do?
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We're smart. I'm sure we
can think of something.
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You want to let him live here?
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Oh, we're smarter than that.
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I know our apartment's small,
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but I think we can make room.
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No, Sheldon.
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We are not getting
a life-size Spider-Man statue.
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We do have Sheldon's old room.
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If he really needs a place to stay,
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I guess we should offer it to him.
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You're a good friend.
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Am I still a good friend
if I wait and hope
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that Howard offers him
a place to live first?
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You're an even better husband.
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I know if the roles
were reversed,
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he would do it for me.
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Where would he stay?
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We already have Stuart.
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Well, we can make some space
in the garage.
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Maybe put a cot out there,
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get him a space heater,
maybe a hot plate.
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That sounds awful.
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Let's hope he thinks so, too.
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For the last time,
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no Hulk, no Batman,
no life-size statues.
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Wow. I'm starting to
think you didn't mean it
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when you said you wanted
to spruce up the place.
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♪ Our whole universe was
in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
*THE BIG BANG THEORY*
Season 10 Episode 18
"The Escape Hatch Identification"
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Hello.
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Hey, uh, so we've been talking,
and if you need a place to stay,
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we'd be happy to fix up
the garage for you.
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That would be amazing!
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I was literally just looking
at my moving boxes,
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trying to pick one to live in.
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I know it's not ideal,
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but you'd have plenty of space
for your furniture,
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and there's this cool button
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that makes an entire wall
go up and down.
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I cannot thank you enough.
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It is our pleasure.
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Hey, can you hold on one sec?
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Hello?
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Hey, buddy, you still
looking for a place to live?
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Uh... yeah.
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Why do you ask?
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You know, we have the extra bedroom,
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and if you need it, it's yours.
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Oh, my God, that's so generous!
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It's the least we can do.
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I-I really appreciate it.
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Uh, can you hold on one second?
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Hey, so, Howard, what's the
bathroom situation gonna be?
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Well, there's a sink out there...
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that takes care
of half your problems.
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But I can use
the downstairs bathroom, right?
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Yeah. We barely use it,
so it'll be like it's yours.
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Cool, cool, yeah.
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Yeah, hold on one second.
Wh...?
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Hey, what's it like
sharing a bathroom with Penny?
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Is there hair everywhere?
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Does she use your loofah?
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I don't have a loofah.
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Okay, well, if I move in,
you can't use mine.
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Hold on a second.
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Hey, Howard, uh,
how's the Wi-Fi in the garage?
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I don't know.
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Why are you asking all these questions?
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Well, to be honest,
Leonard's on the other line,
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and he offered me
their spare bedroom.
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Great! Go live there.
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But you made the garage
sound so fun.
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I just didn't want you
to feel bad about it.
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Unless Leonard's apartment
also has a raccoon
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that chews its way in
on cold nights, go there!
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One second.
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Okay, I think we're close.
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How do you feel about
a mini-fridge in my room?
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Hey, pal, you want
to live here or not?
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Oh, uh, hi, Penny. Yes, please.
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Hey.
Hi.
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Uh, Penny, this circular
is addressed to "occupant,"
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but with our apartment switch,
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it's unclear whether it's yours or mine.
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What's it for?
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Roofing.
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Yeah, it's yours.
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Okay, thanks.
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"Just throw it out."
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Speaking of occupants,
I'm given to understand
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Raj will be moving into my old room.
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Yeah, for a little while.
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What about his dog?
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She'll be in her crate;
it's not a big deal.
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I suppose that's acceptable.
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Well, Sheldon's getting
a little better with dogs.
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He even took a picture
with Pluto at Disneyland.
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If real dogs gave me buttons,
I'd like them, too.
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Well, I think it's very nice
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that you're helping out our friend.
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I think it's nice that you're
taking whatever medication
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Amy's clearly giving you.
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And what is that
supposed to mean?
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Well, it's like
that science thing.
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For every action, you have a gigantic
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and annoying reaction.
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Just when I thought
you couldn't get any hotter.
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Mm-hmm.
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If you're implying
that I'd have some problem
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with him moving into my room,
you're wrong.
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Raj is in a difficult financial situation,
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and I'm glad that he's
making changes to improve it.
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Do not adjust the dosage.
You nailed it.
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Don't listen to them.
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What's weird is that Penny almost got
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a science fact right.
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I mean, it's unfair; people just
assume I'm going to be upset
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by Raj moving into my old room.
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But you are, aren't you?
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Oh, I'm outraged.
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Talk to me.
Tell me what's going on.
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Well, that's been my room
since before I met Leonard,
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and now someone else
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is going to be living in it.
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And that someone else is not me.
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And you know how I feel about
people who aren't me.
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There are a lot of memories
wrapped up in that room.
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For me, too.
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The first time you told me
you loved me was in that room.
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Wrong. We were standing outside
my room in the hallway.
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And there is the love
of which I speak.
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I realize it's irrational,
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but with Raj moving in there,
I'm feeling a bit replaced.
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Well, this isn't an
easy time for him.
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He's losing his
apartment, he's in debt,
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he's probably humiliated.
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Yes, probably.
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But until we know for sure,
how can I feel better?
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Can I get anyone anything at all?
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Raj, you don't have to serve us.
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It's the least I can do for
helping me carry my stuff up.
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It was really no problem.
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Not for you, Box of Towels.
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Anyway, thanks again.
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Hey, look at that.
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You've got a Raj, we've got a Stuart.
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Maybe we should take them
both to the park
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and let them run around together.
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I don't know.
Yours looks like he has worms.
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You ready to go?
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All set.
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What's that?
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A housewarming gift for Raj.
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Well, a bunch of fake snakes
better not
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spring out of it, 'cause that
was a lousy anniversary present.
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It's nothing like that.
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I just, I thought
about Raj's situation,
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and I had a change of heart.
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You know, and
regarding your gift,
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you said "surprise me,"
and, boy, did I.
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- Hello.
- Hey. - Hi.
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Perfect timing. Food's ready.
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Uh, wait... before we eat,
I have a little
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"welcome to the building"
gift for Raj.
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- Wait, is anything gonna jump out...
- No. I already asked.
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Thank you, Sheldon.
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It's a...
blank notebook.
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Well, I had some of
my best ideas in that room,
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and I'm sure you will, too.
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He also never had sex in that room.
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That's something else
to look forward to.
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This means a lot.
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Well, I know this is
a difficult time for you.
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Y-You're losing your apartment,
you're in debt,
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and you just...
you must be humiliated.
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- Sheldon...
- Oh, good grief.
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She is such a stickler
for citing sources.
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Those were Amy's words.
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Sheldon...
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I know, I know!
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"Good grief" was originally said
by Charlie Brown, geez.
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You're right, I am humiliated.
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Thanks for pointing it out.
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You're such a jerk.
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Can you believe this guy?
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Yes.
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I-I thought that was
gonna break the other way.
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Come on, Sheldon.
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Maybe we should just
eat at our place.
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Fine.
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You took my room.
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You turned my friends against me.
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I hope you're happy.
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What do I have
to be happy about?
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My life's a wreck.
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How come he can say it
and I can't?
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Just keep walking.
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Hello, Sheldon.
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What a pleasant surprise.
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How are you?
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Honestly, I've been better.
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Do you have time?
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Leonard says you're very busy
these days.
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Oh, I just say that
because he prattles.
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What's going on?
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Well, our friend Raj
moved into my old room,
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and it's brought up a lot of
negative feelings for me.
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Mm. Well, what do you think the
loss of your room represents?
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Beverly, you know I
hold you in high esteem.
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Can we skip the part where you
pretend not to know the answer,
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and get to the part
where you tell me the answer?
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Very well, but, uh,
if you don't mind,
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I'd still like to pause for effect.
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Now...
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You've recently moved in
with Dr. Fowler, yes?
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I have.
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Clearly, your old room
represents an escape hatch,
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and without it,
you're forced to confront
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the terrifying reality of being trapped
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in a relationship
with Amy forever.
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I hadn't thought about that.
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And don't start
thinking about it now!
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Hello, Amy.
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Your defensiveness may indicate
similar insecurities
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about your relationship with Sheldon.
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That's not true!
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She said defensively.
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This isn't about me and Sheldon.
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This is about Rajesh moving in
with Leonard and Penny.
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Interesting.
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They've found a need
to take yet another roommate.
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Seems they're avoiding
some harsh realities themselves.
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I had no idea
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all our relationships
were such a disaster.
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Boy, you're good.
255
00:10:42,363 --> 00:10:44,538
That is the word
on the street, dear.
256
00:10:47,723 --> 00:10:50,177
Maybe moving in was a bad idea.
257
00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:52,621
I haven't been here one day,
I'm already causing problems.
258
00:10:52,723 --> 00:10:54,801
You didn't do anything.
It's Sheldon.
259
00:10:54,879 --> 00:10:56,371
"You didn't do anything. It's Sheldon."
260
00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:59,421
That'd make a nice needlepoint pillow.
261
00:11:00,488 --> 00:11:02,520
So, relax.
We're happy to have you.
262
00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:03,825
Thank you, but how do I know
263
00:11:03,873 --> 00:11:05,505
you're not saying that
just to be nice?
264
00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:07,078
Do you actually pay for that haircut?
265
00:11:07,126 --> 00:11:08,685
That'll do it.
266
00:11:10,299 --> 00:11:13,201
Hey, Raj, I owe you an apology.
267
00:11:13,263 --> 00:11:15,857
Look, could you please
put your dog on a leash?
268
00:11:16,091 --> 00:11:17,935
Sheldon, she's fine.
269
00:11:18,099 --> 00:11:19,462
Well, then at least hold her still
270
00:11:19,510 --> 00:11:21,451
so I can pretend she's stuffed.
271
00:11:22,193 --> 00:11:25,521
Raj, I let my emotions
get the best of me,
272
00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:27,802
and I unfairly took it out on you.
273
00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:29,550
Thank you. I appreciate that.
274
00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:30,927
No, I can't take all the credit.
275
00:11:30,975 --> 00:11:33,609
I spoke with Leonard's mother,
and she made me feel better.
276
00:11:33,795 --> 00:11:37,365
I don't know who you talked to,
but that wasn't my mother.
277
00:11:39,623 --> 00:11:42,981
Beverly pointed out that
I'm experiencing insecurities
278
00:11:43,029 --> 00:11:44,489
in my relationship with Amy,
279
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,951
in the same way that Leonard and
Penny are in their relationship.
280
00:11:48,716 --> 00:11:50,896
What are you talking about?
We're fine.
281
00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:53,216
Yes, you're fine
as long as you have a buffer
282
00:11:53,271 --> 00:11:55,615
living with you to distract
from your marital problems.
283
00:11:55,701 --> 00:11:56,927
It used to be me.
284
00:11:56,975 --> 00:11:59,742
Now it's Raj
and his attack Tribble.
285
00:12:01,935 --> 00:12:04,005
Anyway, I'm sorry
for everything.
286
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,914
Oh, and FYI... if you cry
while they're fighting,
287
00:12:06,962 --> 00:12:08,873
they'll take you to McDonald's.
288
00:12:15,513 --> 00:12:16,896
Hello, Leonard.
289
00:12:16,974 --> 00:12:19,248
Why are you saying
we have marital problems?
290
00:12:19,318 --> 00:12:21,068
We don't have marital problems!
291
00:12:21,185 --> 00:12:25,521
I see. You must be yelling at me
out of wedded bliss.
292
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,811
Look, just because we took
our friend in does not mean
293
00:12:30,859 --> 00:12:33,090
that Penny and I are
afraid to be alone.
294
00:12:33,138 --> 00:12:35,662
Yeah, this is a
special circumstance.
295
00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:37,973
Sheldon mentioned
you tried to get your brother
296
00:12:38,021 --> 00:12:39,716
to live with you, as well.
297
00:12:39,974 --> 00:12:42,543
Yeah, well, a circumstance
can happen twice
298
00:12:42,591 --> 00:12:44,566
and still be special.
299
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:46,870
Do you agree with that?
300
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,105
Well, now that you point it out...
301
00:12:49,238 --> 00:12:50,518
Are you kidding me?
302
00:12:50,699 --> 00:12:52,921
We do seem to keep
finding roommates.
303
00:12:52,969 --> 00:12:54,644
Now you're taking her side?
304
00:12:54,745 --> 00:12:57,851
Dear, I would never come
between you and Leonard.
305
00:12:57,995 --> 00:13:01,508
That's for your parade
of roommates to do.
306
00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:07,704
Howard?
307
00:13:07,769 --> 00:13:08,876
Howard!
308
00:13:11,354 --> 00:13:13,287
It's me!
It's just me!
309
00:13:13,436 --> 00:13:15,835
What are you doing here?!
310
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,833
Well, I texted you,
but you didn't respond.
311
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:22,029
- Leonard and Penny were arguing..
- Not on my watch!
312
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,933
It's fine. It's just Raj.
313
00:13:26,043 --> 00:13:28,443
You can hit him with
the bat, but it's fine.
314
00:13:29,506 --> 00:13:32,029
And if my heart stops,
just let me go.
315
00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:33,857
I'm sorry, guys.
316
00:13:33,912 --> 00:13:36,459
Sheldon was upset,
Leonard and Penny were fighting.
317
00:13:36,507 --> 00:13:39,474
I just wanted to go someplace
where I wasn't causing problems.
318
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:41,724
I'll say it again.
319
00:13:41,857 --> 00:13:43,584
India.
320
00:13:46,935 --> 00:13:48,951
Can I just stay in the garage?
321
00:13:48,999 --> 00:13:50,981
Don't do that. We'll make
up the couch for you
322
00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:52,434
and figure out something
in the morning.
323
00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:53,520
Thank you.
324
00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:55,435
Come on,
I'll get you some sheets.
325
00:13:55,483 --> 00:13:57,263
Then we'll see
if I can beat my high score
326
00:13:57,311 --> 00:13:59,178
on the blood pressure machine.
327
00:14:03,094 --> 00:14:06,362
Never should've had all
these kids so close together.
328
00:14:17,818 --> 00:14:19,193
You okay?
329
00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:21,779
I can't sleep.
330
00:14:22,576 --> 00:14:24,052
What's wrong?
331
00:14:24,289 --> 00:14:25,739
Beverly believes
332
00:14:25,787 --> 00:14:29,857
I unconsciously consider
my old room an escape hatch.
333
00:14:30,177 --> 00:14:31,819
Is that bothering you?
334
00:14:32,068 --> 00:14:35,295
Yes. I don't care for
unconscious thoughts.
335
00:14:35,373 --> 00:14:36,918
My brain and I are best friends.
336
00:14:36,966 --> 00:14:39,206
It should tell me everything.
337
00:14:39,974 --> 00:14:42,342
I mean, how it relates
to our relationship,
338
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:45,466
not the bromance
between you and your brain.
339
00:14:47,076 --> 00:14:49,013
What if she's correct?
340
00:14:49,162 --> 00:14:51,513
Doesn't that say something
troubling about us?
341
00:14:51,733 --> 00:14:52,850
I don't know.
342
00:14:52,898 --> 00:14:55,372
I... just think
you're the kind of person
343
00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:57,873
who likes a contingency plan.
344
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,194
That is true.
345
00:15:00,818 --> 00:15:02,662
Did you know I figured out
346
00:15:02,756 --> 00:15:04,927
in which order I would
eat all my friends
347
00:15:04,975 --> 00:15:07,146
in the event of an apocalypse?
348
00:15:09,881 --> 00:15:12,043
You need to stop hanging out
with your brain so much.
349
00:15:12,091 --> 00:15:13,974
It's not a good influence.
350
00:15:17,582 --> 00:15:18,873
If you're looking for spare change,
351
00:15:18,921 --> 00:15:20,687
I already cleaned it out.
352
00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:24,793
Well...
353
00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:27,348
Didn't think this is
where my life would be.
354
00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:30,458
Me, either. I'm in a bedroom
and you're on a couch.
355
00:15:30,684 --> 00:15:32,512
I'm actually winning.
356
00:15:33,629 --> 00:15:35,160
You know, we're both
down on our luck.
357
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:37,644
Maybe you and I should try
to get a place together.
358
00:15:38,043 --> 00:15:39,825
Okay, listen to me.
359
00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:45,496
There is no reason
to leave here.
360
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,486
This is great. Everyone's nice.
361
00:15:47,543 --> 00:15:48,909
It's comfortable.
362
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,879
If all goes according to plan,
this is my retirement home.
363
00:15:52,731 --> 00:15:54,332
Wouldn't you feel better
about yourself
364
00:15:54,395 --> 00:15:55,691
if you were more independent?
365
00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:57,473
Better than I feel
in their steam shower?
366
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,467
I don't think so.
367
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,879
Penny would be the entree.
368
00:16:06,082 --> 00:16:08,903
Then Leonard's basically
a cheese course.
369
00:16:09,387 --> 00:16:12,942
And because I love
you, you're dessert.
370
00:16:13,934 --> 00:16:15,520
I want to say "aw,"
371
00:16:15,653 --> 00:16:17,871
but I'm gonna say "ew."
372
00:16:19,707 --> 00:16:21,246
No, you see, I'm doing this
373
00:16:21,294 --> 00:16:23,880
so I can stop being
spoiled and, you know,
374
00:16:24,082 --> 00:16:26,285
grow as a person.
375
00:16:26,465 --> 00:16:27,548
Good for you.
376
00:16:27,676 --> 00:16:31,106
This sandwich has six dollars
worth of ham in it.
377
00:16:33,887 --> 00:16:37,603
Don't you even feel a little
bad sponging off your friends?
378
00:16:37,715 --> 00:16:40,035
Hey, look,
I went to art college,
379
00:16:40,176 --> 00:16:41,973
I tried to make it
as a graphic artist,
380
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,473
a comic book artist,
381
00:16:43,559 --> 00:16:45,129
and you know what I got
for my efforts?
382
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:47,075
A visible rib cage.
383
00:16:48,317 --> 00:16:49,336
I'm not kidding.
384
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,317
You could see my heart beating.
385
00:16:52,231 --> 00:16:54,246
Well, no offense, but
I didn't go to art school.
386
00:16:54,371 --> 00:16:56,395
I have a PhD in astrophysics.
387
00:16:56,692 --> 00:16:59,034
Oh, great, it'll be easier
for you to look up at the stars
388
00:16:59,082 --> 00:17:01,270
without a roof over your head.
389
00:17:04,137 --> 00:17:05,292
Morning.
390
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:07,270
Did you know
Raj moved out last night?
391
00:17:07,379 --> 00:17:08,840
What? Why?
392
00:17:08,888 --> 00:17:11,621
"Leonard and Penny, I'm sorry
for all the trouble I've caused.
393
00:17:11,692 --> 00:17:13,012
"I went to stay at Howard's.
394
00:17:13,184 --> 00:17:14,782
"P.S., Cinnamon's with me,
395
00:17:14,864 --> 00:17:16,663
"but if you feel like
messing with Sheldon,
396
00:17:16,711 --> 00:17:19,266
tell him she's loose
in the building."
397
00:17:21,668 --> 00:17:23,200
I feel terrible.
398
00:17:23,248 --> 00:17:24,379
Should we go bring him back?
399
00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:25,769
Well, you're the one worried
400
00:17:25,817 --> 00:17:27,950
having someone live with us
is a sign of problems.
401
00:17:27,998 --> 00:17:31,043
Oh, that was just because
my mother got in my head.
402
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:34,293
It's like being possessed,
but instead of Satan, it's...
403
00:17:34,348 --> 00:17:36,782
Actually, it's the same thing.
404
00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:40,528
All right, so we'll
ask him to come back.
405
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,343
Well, great.
406
00:17:42,676 --> 00:17:44,113
Don't you want
to get dressed first?
407
00:17:44,161 --> 00:17:45,715
Just one second.
408
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,918
Help! Cinnamon's loose in the building!
409
00:17:56,004 --> 00:17:58,027
Amy, quick, lock the door!
410
00:18:02,394 --> 00:18:04,707
We're so sorry if we made you
feel uncomfortable.
411
00:18:04,777 --> 00:18:06,238
We really weren't
fighting about you.
412
00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:08,605
I just never want to be
a burden on my friends.
413
00:18:08,683 --> 00:18:10,222
Me, either.
Don't want to be a burden.
414
00:18:10,270 --> 00:18:12,699
Hey, is that the baby?
I'll go check.
415
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,222
You are not a burden,
416
00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:17,097
and we want you to come
back and stay with us.
417
00:18:17,199 --> 00:18:18,551
But I also upset Sheldon,
418
00:18:18,613 --> 00:18:20,894
and he's not gonna want
to come over if I'm there.
419
00:18:21,027 --> 00:18:23,497
More reasons for you to stay.
420
00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:27,004
Halley's fine.
421
00:18:27,121 --> 00:18:29,636
You know she's at
my parents' house, right?
422
00:18:31,551 --> 00:18:34,441
And she's having
the time of her life.
423
00:18:36,543 --> 00:18:38,144
If you ever want
to change things up,
424
00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:40,011
you're always welcome here.
425
00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:42,855
Just not in our bedroom,
you dumbass.
426
00:18:45,371 --> 00:18:47,856
I appreciate it, but I think
427
00:18:47,904 --> 00:18:50,691
staying with Leonard and Penny
makes more sense for everyone.
428
00:18:50,739 --> 00:18:52,558
- Then it's settled.
- And just so you know,
429
00:18:52,606 --> 00:18:55,332
it's only temporary. I'm not
gonna get too comfortable.
430
00:18:55,441 --> 00:18:56,517
Good.
431
00:18:56,566 --> 00:18:59,253
Nobody needs a mooch living
in their house forever.
432
00:18:59,418 --> 00:19:02,176
Hey, that's no way
to talk about your baby.
433
00:19:13,535 --> 00:19:15,793
You know what?
I'm proud of us.
434
00:19:15,926 --> 00:19:18,488
Yeah, with Penny and
Leonard taking in Raj,
435
00:19:18,536 --> 00:19:20,785
and Stuart living with
Howard and Bernadette,
436
00:19:20,847 --> 00:19:22,988
we're the only couple
of our social group
437
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,401
who doesn't need to fill the holes
438
00:19:24,449 --> 00:19:26,801
in their relationship
with a third party.
439
00:19:27,394 --> 00:19:28,733
Yup, we're killin' it.
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