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Aw, man, did you see
this post from Raj?
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What? Is it another
video of him and his dog
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Lady-and-the-Tramping
some spaghetti?
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No. He can't afford
his apartment,
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and he's asking if anyone knows
of a cheap place to live.
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I want to say "India,"
but it seems mean.
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(chuckling)
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What's so funny?
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Raj is looking for
a cheap place to live,
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and I wrote "India."
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Don't post that;
be supportive.
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Maybe you should be supportive
of my hilarious jokes.
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Fine, what should we do?
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We're smart. I'm sure we
can think of something.
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You want to let him
live here?
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Oh, we're smarter
than that.
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I know our
apartment's small,
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but I think we
can make room.
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No, Sheldon.
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We are not getting
a life-size Spider-Man statue.
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We do have Sheldon's old room.
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If he really needs
a place to stay,
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I guess we should
offer it to him.
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You're a good friend.
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Am I still a good friend
if I wait and hope
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that Howard offers him
a place to live first?
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You're an even
better husband.
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I know if the roles
were reversed,
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he would do it for me.
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Where would he stay?
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We already have Stuart.
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Well, we can make some space
in the garage.
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Maybe put a cot out there,
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get him a space heater,
maybe a hot plate.
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That sounds awful.
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Let's hope he thinks so, too.
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For the last time,
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no Hulk, no Batman,
no life-size statues.
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Wow. I'm starting to
think you didn't mean it
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when you said you wanted
to spruce up the place.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x18 ♪
The Escape Hatch Identification
Original
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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(ringtone playing)
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Hello.
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Hey, uh, so we've been talking,
and if you need a place to stay,
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we'd be happy to fix up
the garage for you.
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That would be amazing!
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I was literally just looking
at my moving boxes,
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trying to pick one to live in.
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I know it's not ideal,
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but you'd have plenty of space
for your furniture,
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and there's this cool button
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that makes an entire wall
go up and down.
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I cannot thank you enough.
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It is our pleasure.
(line beeps)
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Hey, can you hold on one sec?
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Hello?
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Hey, buddy, you still
looking for a place to live?
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Uh... yeah.
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Why do you ask?
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You know, we have
the extra bedroom,
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and if you need it, it's yours.
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Oh, my God, that's so generous!
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It's the least we can do.
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I-I really appreciate it.
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Uh, can you hold on one second?
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Hey, so, Howard, what's the
bathroom situation gonna be?
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Well, there's a sink out there--
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that takes care
of half your problems.
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But I can use
the downstairs bathroom, right?
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Yeah. We barely use it,
so it'll be like it's yours.
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Cool, cool, yeah.
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Yeah, hold on one second.
Wh...?
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Hey, what's it like
sharing a bathroom with Penny?
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Is there hair everywhere?
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Does she use your loofah?
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I don't have a loofah.
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Okay, well, if I move in,
you can't use mine.
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Hold on a second.
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Hey, Howard, uh,
how's the Wi-Fi in the garage?
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I don't know.
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Why are you asking
all these questions?
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Well, to be honest,
Leonard's on the other line,
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and he offered me
their spare bedroom.
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Great! Go live there.
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But you made the garage
sound so fun.
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I just didn't want you
to feel bad about it.
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Unless Leonard's apartment
also has a raccoon
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that chews its way in
on cold nights, go there!
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One second.
(clears throat)
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Okay, I think we're close.
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How do you feel about
a mini-fridge in my room?
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Hey, pal, you want
to live here or not?
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Oh, uh, hi, Penny. Yes, please.
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Hey.
Hi.
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Uh, Penny, this circular
is addressed to "occupant,"
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but with our
apartment switch,
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it's unclear whether
it's yours or mine.
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PENNY:
What's it for?
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SHELDON:
Roofing.
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PENNY:
Yeah, it's yours.
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SHELDON:
Okay, thanks.
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"Just throw it out."
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Speaking of occupants,
I'm given to understand
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Raj will be moving
into my old room.
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Yeah, for a little while.
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What about his dog?
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She'll be in her crate;
it's not a big deal.
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I suppose that's
acceptable.
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Well, Sheldon's getting
a little better with dogs.
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He even took a picture
with Pluto at Disneyland.
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If real dogs gave me buttons,
I'd like them, too.
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Well, I think it's very nice
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that you're helping out
our friend.
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I think it's nice that you're
taking whatever medication
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Amy's clearly giving you.
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And what is that
supposed to mean?
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PENNY: Well, it's like
that science thing.
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For every action,
you have a gigantic
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and annoying reaction.
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LEONARD: Just when I thought
you couldn't get any hotter.
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PENNY:
Mm-hmm.
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SHELDON: If you're implying
that I'd have some problem
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with him moving into my room,
you're wrong.
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Raj is in a difficult
financial situation,
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and I'm glad that he's
making changes to improve it.
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Do not adjust the dosage.
You nailed it.
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Don't listen to them.
(door closes)
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What's weird is
that Penny almost got
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a science fact right.
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I mean, it's unfair; people just
assume I'm going to be upset
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by Raj moving into my old room.
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But you are, aren't you?
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Oh, I'm outraged.
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Talk to me.
Tell me what's going on.
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Well, that's been my room
since before I met Leonard,
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and now someone else
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is going to be living in it.
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And that someone else is not me.
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And you know how I feel about
people who aren't me.
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There are a lot of memories
wrapped up in that room.
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For me, too.
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The first time you told me
you loved me was in that room.
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Wrong.
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We were standing outside
my room in the hallway.
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And there is the love
of which I speak.
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I realize it's irrational,
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but with Raj moving in there,
I'm feeling a bit replaced.
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Well, this isn't an
easy time for him.
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He's losing his
apartment, he's in debt,
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he's probably humiliated.
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Yes, probably.
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But until we know for sure,
how can I feel better?
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Can I get anyone
anything at all?
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Raj, you don't
have to serve us.
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It's the least I can do for
helping me carry my stuff up.
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It was really no problem.
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Not for you,
Box of Towels.
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Anyway, thanks again.
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Hey, look at that.
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You've got a Raj,
we've got a Stuart.
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Maybe we should take them
both to the park
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and let them
run around together.
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I don't know.
Yours looks like he has worms.
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You ready to go?
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All set.
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What's that?
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A housewarming gift for Raj.
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Well, a bunch of fake snakes
better not
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spring out of it, 'cause that
was a lousy anniversary present.
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It's nothing like that.
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I just, I thought
about Raj's situation,
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and I had a
change of heart.
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You know, and
regarding your gift,
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you said "surprise me,"
and, boy, did I.
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- Hello.
- Hey. - Hi.
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Perfect timing.
Food's ready.
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Uh, wait-- before we eat,
I have a little
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"welcome to the building"
gift for Raj.
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Wait, is anything
gonna jump out...
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No. I already asked.
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Thank you, Sheldon.
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It's a...
blank notebook.
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Well, I had some of
my best ideas in that room,
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and I'm sure you will, too.
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He also never
had sex in that room.
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That's something else
to look forward to.
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This means a lot.
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Well, I know this is
a difficult time for you.
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Y-You're losing your apartment,
you're in debt,
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and you just--
you must be humiliated.
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Sheldon...
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Oh, good grief.
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She is such a stickler
for citing sources.
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Those were Amy's words.
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Sheldon...
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I know, I know!
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"Good grief" was originally said
by Charlie Brown, geez.
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You're right,
I am humiliated.
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Thanks for
pointing it out.
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You're such a jerk.
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Can you believe this guy?
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ALL:
Yes.
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I-I thought that was
gonna break the other way.
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AMY:
Come on, Sheldon.
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Maybe we should just
eat at our place.
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Fine.
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You took my room.
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You turned my friends
against me.
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I hope you're happy.
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What do I have
to be happy about?
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My life's a wreck.
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How come he can say it
and I can't?
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Just keep walking.
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(Skype ringing)
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BEVERLY:
Hello, Sheldon.
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What a pleasant surprise.
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How are you?
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Honestly, I've been better.
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Do you have time?
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Leonard says you're very busy
these days.
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Oh, I just say that
because he prattles.
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What's going on?
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Well, our friend Raj
moved into my old room,
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and it's brought up a lot of
negative feelings for me.
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Mm. Well, what do you think the
loss of your room represents?
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Beverly, you know I
hold you in high esteem.
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Can we skip the part where you
pretend not to know the answer,
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and get to the part
where you tell me the answer?
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Very well, but, uh,
if you don't mind,
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I'd still like to pause
for effect.
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(clears throat)
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Now...
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You've recently moved in
with Dr. Fowler, yes?
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I have.
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Clearly, your old room
represents an escape hatch,
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and without it,
you're forced to confront
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the terrifying reality
of being trapped
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in a relationship
with Amy forever.
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I hadn't thought about that.
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And don't start
thinking about it now!
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Hello, Amy.
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Your defensiveness may indicate
similar insecurities
252
00:10:14,343 --> 00:10:16,910
about your relationship
with Sheldon.
253
00:10:16,912 --> 00:10:17,911
That's not true!
254
00:10:17,913 --> 00:10:20,748
She said defensively.
255
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:23,784
This isn't about
me and Sheldon.
256
00:10:23,786 --> 00:10:27,054
This is about Rajesh moving in
with Leonard and Penny.
257
00:10:27,056 --> 00:10:29,223
Interesting.
258
00:10:29,225 --> 00:10:32,993
They've found a need
to take yet another roommate.
259
00:10:32,995 --> 00:10:36,697
Seems they're avoiding
some harsh realities themselves.
260
00:10:36,699 --> 00:10:38,632
I had no idea
261
00:10:38,634 --> 00:10:41,101
all our relationships
were such a disaster.
262
00:10:41,103 --> 00:10:42,736
Boy, you're good.
263
00:10:42,738 --> 00:10:45,105
That is the word
on the street, dear.
264
00:10:47,910 --> 00:10:50,744
Maybe moving in
was a bad idea.
265
00:10:50,746 --> 00:10:53,147
I haven't been here one day,
I'm already causing problems.
266
00:10:53,149 --> 00:10:55,182
You didn't do anything.
It's Sheldon.
267
00:10:55,184 --> 00:10:56,884
"You didn't do anything.
It's Sheldon."
268
00:10:56,886 --> 00:10:59,887
That'd make a nice
needlepoint pillow.
269
00:11:00,756 --> 00:11:02,956
So, relax.
We're happy to have you.
270
00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:04,358
Thank you, but how do I know
271
00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,893
you're not saying that
just to be nice?
272
00:11:05,895 --> 00:11:07,661
Do you actually pay
for that haircut?
273
00:11:07,663 --> 00:11:09,063
That'll do it.
274
00:11:10,866 --> 00:11:13,567
Hey, Raj,
I owe you an apology.
275
00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:16,470
Look, could you please
put your dog on a leash?
276
00:11:16,472 --> 00:11:18,472
Sheldon, she's fine.
277
00:11:18,474 --> 00:11:20,107
Well, then at least
hold her still
278
00:11:20,109 --> 00:11:21,542
so I can pretend she's stuffed.
279
00:11:22,411 --> 00:11:26,046
Raj, I let my emotions
get the best of me,
280
00:11:26,048 --> 00:11:28,248
and I unfairly
took it out on you.
281
00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:30,117
Thank you. I appreciate that.
282
00:11:30,119 --> 00:11:31,652
No, I can't take all the credit.
283
00:11:31,654 --> 00:11:34,288
I spoke with Leonard's mother,
and she made me feel better.
284
00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:38,158
I don't know who you talked to,
but that wasn't my mother.
285
00:11:39,995 --> 00:11:43,230
Beverly pointed out that
I'm experiencing insecurities
286
00:11:43,232 --> 00:11:44,898
in my relationship with Amy,
287
00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:47,935
in the same way that Leonard and
Penny are in their relationship.
288
00:11:47,937 --> 00:11:51,305
What are you talking about?
We're fine.
289
00:11:51,307 --> 00:11:53,674
Yes, you're fine
as long as you have a buffer
290
00:11:53,676 --> 00:11:56,043
living with you to distract
from your marital problems.
291
00:11:56,045 --> 00:11:57,678
It used to be me.
292
00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:00,447
Now it's Raj
and his attack Tribble.
293
00:12:01,617 --> 00:12:04,618
Anyway, I'm sorry
for everything.
294
00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:07,121
Oh, and FYI-- if you cry
while they're fighting,
295
00:12:07,123 --> 00:12:08,589
they'll take you to McDonald's.
296
00:12:13,562 --> 00:12:15,829
(Skype ringing)
297
00:12:15,831 --> 00:12:17,097
Hello, Leonard.
298
00:12:17,099 --> 00:12:19,800
Why are you saying
we have marital problems?
299
00:12:19,802 --> 00:12:21,568
We don't have marital problems!
300
00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:25,472
I see. You must be yelling at me
out of wedded bliss.
301
00:12:28,577 --> 00:12:31,378
Look, just because we took
our friend in does not mean
302
00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:33,480
that Penny and I are
afraid to be alone.
303
00:12:33,482 --> 00:12:36,583
Yeah, this is a
special circumstance.
304
00:12:36,585 --> 00:12:38,485
Sheldon mentioned
you tried to get your brother
305
00:12:38,487 --> 00:12:39,853
to live with you, as well.
306
00:12:39,855 --> 00:12:42,823
Yeah, well, a circumstance
can happen twice
307
00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:45,492
and still be special.
308
00:12:45,494 --> 00:12:46,927
Do you agree with that?
309
00:12:46,929 --> 00:12:49,329
Well, now that
you point it out...
310
00:12:49,331 --> 00:12:51,131
Are you kidding me?
311
00:12:51,133 --> 00:12:53,534
We do seem to keep
finding roommates.
312
00:12:53,536 --> 00:12:55,569
Now you're
taking her side?
313
00:12:55,571 --> 00:12:58,505
Dear, I would never come
between you and Leonard.
314
00:12:58,507 --> 00:13:02,075
That's for your parade
of roommates to do.
315
00:13:04,647 --> 00:13:08,382
KOOTHRAPPALI (whispering):
Howard?
316
00:13:08,384 --> 00:13:09,750
Howard!
317
00:13:09,752 --> 00:13:11,919
(Howard and Bernadette scream)
318
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,854
It's me!
It's just me!
319
00:13:13,856 --> 00:13:16,223
What are you doing here?!
320
00:13:16,225 --> 00:13:18,659
Well, I texted you,
but you didn't respond.
321
00:13:18,661 --> 00:13:20,294
Leonard and Penny
were arguing...
322
00:13:20,296 --> 00:13:22,095
Not on my watch!
323
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:26,500
It's fine.
It's just Raj.
324
00:13:26,502 --> 00:13:28,902
You can hit him with
the bat, but it's fine.
325
00:13:29,972 --> 00:13:32,906
And if my heart stops,
just let me go.
326
00:13:32,908 --> 00:13:34,308
I'm sorry, guys.
327
00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:37,077
Sheldon was upset,
Leonard and Penny were fighting.
328
00:13:37,079 --> 00:13:40,147
I just wanted to go someplace
where I wasn't causing problems.
329
00:13:40,149 --> 00:13:41,949
(sighs) I'll say it again.
330
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,151
India.
331
00:13:46,755 --> 00:13:49,556
Can I just stay in the garage?
332
00:13:49,558 --> 00:13:51,525
Don't do that. We'll make
up the couch for you
333
00:13:51,527 --> 00:13:52,926
and figure out something
in the morning.
334
00:13:52,928 --> 00:13:54,027
Thank you.
335
00:13:54,029 --> 00:13:55,462
Come on,
I'll get you some sheets.
336
00:13:55,464 --> 00:13:57,631
Then we'll see
if I can beat my high score
337
00:13:57,633 --> 00:13:59,066
on the blood pressure machine.
338
00:14:03,138 --> 00:14:06,406
Never should've had all
these kids so close together.
339
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:14,074
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340
00:14:17,686 --> 00:14:19,353
You okay?
341
00:14:19,355 --> 00:14:21,722
I can't sleep.
342
00:14:21,724 --> 00:14:24,124
What's wrong?
343
00:14:24,126 --> 00:14:26,093
Beverly believes
344
00:14:26,095 --> 00:14:30,163
I unconsciously consider
my old room an escape hatch.
345
00:14:30,165 --> 00:14:32,432
Is that bothering you?
346
00:14:32,434 --> 00:14:35,702
Yes. I don't care for
unconscious thoughts.
347
00:14:35,704 --> 00:14:37,371
My brain and I
are best friends.
348
00:14:37,373 --> 00:14:39,773
It should tell
me everything.
349
00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:42,909
I mean, how it relates
to our relationship,
350
00:14:42,911 --> 00:14:46,346
not the bromance
between you and your brain.
351
00:14:46,348 --> 00:14:49,283
What if she's correct?
352
00:14:49,285 --> 00:14:51,852
Doesn't that say something
troubling about us?
353
00:14:51,854 --> 00:14:53,587
I don't know.
354
00:14:53,589 --> 00:14:55,789
I just think
you're the kind of person
355
00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:58,191
who likes a contingency plan.
356
00:14:58,193 --> 00:15:00,761
That is true.
357
00:15:00,763 --> 00:15:02,929
Did you know
I figured out
358
00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:05,198
in which order I would
eat all my friends
359
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,567
in the event of
an apocalypse?
360
00:15:09,405 --> 00:15:12,506
You need to stop hanging out
with your brain so much.
361
00:15:12,508 --> 00:15:14,174
It's not a good influence.
362
00:15:18,247 --> 00:15:19,613
If you're looking
for spare change,
363
00:15:19,615 --> 00:15:21,381
I already cleaned it out.
364
00:15:23,485 --> 00:15:25,552
Well...
(clears throat)
365
00:15:25,554 --> 00:15:28,055
Didn't think this is
where my life would be.
366
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,924
Me, either. I'm in a bedroom
and you're on a couch.
367
00:15:30,926 --> 00:15:33,960
I'm actually winning.
368
00:15:33,962 --> 00:15:35,462
You know, we're both
down on our luck.
369
00:15:35,464 --> 00:15:37,564
Maybe you and I should try
to get a place together.
370
00:15:37,566 --> 00:15:39,833
(chuckles):
Okay, listen to me.
371
00:15:43,505 --> 00:15:46,173
There is no reason
to leave here.
372
00:15:46,175 --> 00:15:48,108
This is great.
Everyone's nice.
373
00:15:48,110 --> 00:15:49,476
It's comfortable.
374
00:15:49,478 --> 00:15:53,213
If all goes according to plan,
this is my retirement home.
375
00:15:53,215 --> 00:15:54,815
Wouldn't you feel better
about yourself
376
00:15:54,817 --> 00:15:55,949
if you were more independent?
377
00:15:55,951 --> 00:15:58,051
Better than I feel
in their steam shower?
378
00:15:58,053 --> 00:16:00,220
I don't think so.
379
00:16:00,989 --> 00:16:04,024
Penny would be
the entree.
380
00:16:06,495 --> 00:16:09,763
Then Leonard's basically
a cheese course.
381
00:16:09,765 --> 00:16:13,367
And because I love
you, you're dessert.
382
00:16:13,369 --> 00:16:16,236
I want to say "aw,"
383
00:16:16,238 --> 00:16:18,438
but I'm gonna say "ew."
384
00:16:19,608 --> 00:16:21,708
No, you see,
I'm doing this
385
00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:24,177
so I can stop being
spoiled and, you know,
386
00:16:24,179 --> 00:16:26,580
grow as a person.
387
00:16:26,582 --> 00:16:28,115
Good for you.
388
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:31,084
This sandwich has six dollars
worth of ham in it.
389
00:16:33,922 --> 00:16:37,491
Don't you even feel a little
bad sponging off your friends?
390
00:16:37,493 --> 00:16:40,060
Hey, look,
I went to art college,
391
00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:42,329
I tried to make it
as a graphic artist,
392
00:16:42,331 --> 00:16:43,897
a comic book artist,
393
00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:45,899
and you know what I got
for my efforts?
394
00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:47,601
A visible rib cage.
395
00:16:47,603 --> 00:16:49,903
I'm not kidding.
396
00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:52,305
You could see my heart beating.
397
00:16:52,307 --> 00:16:54,741
Well, no offense, but
I didn't go to art school.
398
00:16:54,743 --> 00:16:56,910
I have a PhD in
astrophysics.
399
00:16:56,912 --> 00:16:59,546
Oh, great, it'll be easier
for you to look up at the stars
400
00:16:59,548 --> 00:17:01,715
without a roof over your head.
401
00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:05,752
Morning.
402
00:17:05,754 --> 00:17:07,654
Did you know
Raj moved out last night?
403
00:17:07,656 --> 00:17:09,456
What? Why?
404
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:12,058
"Leonard and Penny, I'm sorry
for all the trouble I've caused.
405
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,527
"I went to stay at Howard's.
406
00:17:13,529 --> 00:17:15,395
"P.S., Cinnamon's with me,
407
00:17:15,397 --> 00:17:17,230
"but if you feel like
messing with Sheldon,
408
00:17:17,232 --> 00:17:19,833
tell him she's loose
in the building."
409
00:17:22,037 --> 00:17:23,703
I feel terrible.
410
00:17:23,705 --> 00:17:25,005
Should we go bring him back?
411
00:17:25,007 --> 00:17:26,239
Well, you're
the one worried
412
00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:28,508
having someone live with us
is a sign of problems.
413
00:17:28,510 --> 00:17:31,711
Oh, that was just because
my mother got in my head.
414
00:17:31,713 --> 00:17:35,015
It's like being possessed,
but instead of Satan, it's--
415
00:17:35,017 --> 00:17:37,451
Actually, it's the same thing.
416
00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:40,854
All right, so we'll
ask him to come back.
417
00:17:40,856 --> 00:17:42,956
Well, great.
418
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:44,858
Don't you want
to get dressed first?
419
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:46,460
Just one second.
420
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:55,035
Help! Cinnamon's loose
in the building!
421
00:17:56,271 --> 00:17:58,472
SHELDON:
Amy, quick, lock the door!
422
00:18:02,678 --> 00:18:05,011
We're so sorry if we made you
feel uncomfortable.
423
00:18:05,013 --> 00:18:06,680
We really weren't
fighting about you.
424
00:18:06,682 --> 00:18:09,015
I just never want to be
a burden on my friends.
425
00:18:09,017 --> 00:18:10,951
Me, either.
Don't want to be a burden.
426
00:18:10,953 --> 00:18:13,220
Hey, is that the baby?
I'll go check.
427
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:14,821
You are not a burden,
428
00:18:14,823 --> 00:18:17,624
and we want you to come
back and stay with us.
429
00:18:17,626 --> 00:18:19,025
But I also upset Sheldon,
430
00:18:19,027 --> 00:18:21,461
and he's not gonna want
to come over if I'm there.
431
00:18:21,463 --> 00:18:24,064
More reasons
for you to stay.
432
00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:27,300
Halley's fine.
433
00:18:27,302 --> 00:18:30,203
You know she's at
my parents' house, right?
434
00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:35,008
And she's having
the time of her life.
435
00:18:35,911 --> 00:18:38,378
If you ever want
to change things up,
436
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:40,280
you're always
welcome here.
437
00:18:40,282 --> 00:18:43,717
Just not in our bedroom,
you dumbass.
438
00:18:45,721 --> 00:18:48,355
I appreciate it, but I think
439
00:18:48,357 --> 00:18:51,258
staying with Leonard and Penny
makes more sense for everyone.
440
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,126
Then it's settled.
And just so you know,
441
00:18:53,128 --> 00:18:54,160
it's only temporary.
442
00:18:54,162 --> 00:18:55,795
I'm not gonna get
too comfortable.
443
00:18:55,797 --> 00:18:57,030
Good.
444
00:18:57,032 --> 00:18:59,866
Nobody needs a mooch living
in their house forever.
445
00:18:59,868 --> 00:19:02,569
Hey, that's no way
to talk about your baby.
446
00:19:13,545 --> 00:19:16,079
You know what?
I'm proud of us.
447
00:19:16,081 --> 00:19:18,615
Yeah, with Penny and
Leonard taking in Raj,
448
00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:20,784
and Stuart living with
Howard and Bernadette,
449
00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:22,919
we're the only couple
of our social group
450
00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:24,754
who doesn't need
to fill the holes
451
00:19:24,756 --> 00:19:27,257
in their relationship
with a third party.
452
00:19:27,259 --> 00:19:28,825
Yup, we're killin' it.
453
00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:39,290
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453
00:19:40,305 --> 00:20:40,507
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