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Hey, Leonard, if you're
not busy tomorrow,
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I have to do a little
reception after work.
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Oh, I would, but we need to make
a push on the air force project.
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Oh, are you sure?
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We're celebrating
our new A.D.D. drug,
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and it'll probably be over
in, like, six minutes.
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Did you say you guys
are working on
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the guidance system tomorrow?
Yeah, why?
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Well, Sheldon said that
he was gonna work with me
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on our quantum
perception project.
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We've had this planned
for a week.
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Well, he reconfirmed
with me this morning.
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Guys, before this
gets ugly, remember,
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the winner gets Sheldon.
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Hey, Raj, do you want
to go with me tomorrow?
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Are you asking because you
want me there or out of pity?
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Actually, never mind,
don't answer.
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I'd love to.
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Hello.
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Why did you tell Leonard
you're working on
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the gyroscope tomorrow?
Because I am.
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But you said you were
working with me.
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Uh-oh.
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Someone's got two dates
to the nerd prom.
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I have a plan
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to work on both
projects simultaneously.
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And for your information,
the summer conference
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on algebraic topology
at Caltech is nerd prom.
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I'm sorry, what is
this plan you have?
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Well, I'm not needed at
both places at the same time.
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And I can also free up extra
hours with simple tricks,
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such as using a minimal amount
of words to convey my point.
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When does
that start?
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Soon.
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See, I could've said
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"in the near future," but I
didn't say "in the near future,"
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'cause "in the near future" is
three more words than "soon."
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"In" one, "the" two, "near"
three, "future" four.
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See "in the near future"
is four, "soon" is just one,
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four is more than one;
saving time already.
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Genius.
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I was gonna say,
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"Why does anyone think
Sheldon's a genius?"
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But I didn't.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x20 ♪
The Recollection Dissipation
Original Air Date on April 6, 2017
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Gentlemen, I've got
Amy up and running.
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Shall we get to work?
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Uh, before we do,
what are you wearing,
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oh, friend who
we pretend is normal?
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These are hydration backpacks.
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Eh, for efficiency,
whenever I'm thirsty,
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I have access to water.
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Eh, when I'm hungry,
I have lentil soup.
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It's getting harder to pretend.
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Anyway, Sheldon, we're
at a decision point
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to run the xenon stream
through the cryocooler
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or through the
vacuum filter.
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Run down the pros and cons
of each for me.
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Well, if we run the xenon stream
through the cryocooler,
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it'll be cooled immediately
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before it reacts
with the conduction.
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Oh, sorry, uh, carrot chunk.
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You can just feel
the time being saved.
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Ah, I'm back, you got me
for eight minutes.
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Sheldon,
this is silly.
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You can't expect us
to do quality work
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with you popping
in and out like this.
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The coefficient isn't lambda,
it's lambda sub one.
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And over here,
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you should consider
the possibility
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that the brain itself is in
two different quantum states.
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And lastly, do you have
any little soup crackers?
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The rate of spinning for
the central axis centrifuge
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has to be four
revolutions per second.
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It can't be four revolutions,
it's got to be seven.
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Seven?!
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Look at the board,
it's four.
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Oh, my God, it's seven!
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Four!
Seven!
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It's five and a half.
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Son of a bitch,
it's five and a half.
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B.R.B., that's short
for "Be right back."
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I'm saving so much time!
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The two signals meet up
in the corpus callosum
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and T equals zero.
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And I know a boy who just
earned a slurp of soup.
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Incredible.
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Sheldon, I didn't expect that
you could work on both projects,
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but I, I was wrong.
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You know, I felt the same way
about the spork.
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Uh, solids and liquids
handled by one utensil?
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That'll never work.
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Spoiler: works.
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I got to admit,
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we didn't think you'd be able
to do two things at once.
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Yeah, I felt the same way
about the platypus.
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You know,
bird and mammal
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in the same creature? No way.
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And spoiler: way.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Oh, thanks again for letting
me use your laptop last night.
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No problem.
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Was just doing my taxes.
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Okay.
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Actually, if
I could...
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if I could just
check one more...
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Already cleared
the browser history.
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You're a good woman.
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What you working on?
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Trying to catch up on office
e-mails before I go back.
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Oh, that's right,
maternity leave's almost over.
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Ah, you excited?
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Yeah, I mean, I'll miss Halley,
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but it'll be nice
to get out of the house,
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be intellectually
stimulated.
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Go out to lunch instead of,
you know, be lunch.
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That's great, good for you.
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Yeah, I mean, with you and my
parents, she's gonna be fine.
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Ah, of course
she is.
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And that day care is great.
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It is. I went to check it out,
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and they are very cautious about
letting strange men with no kids
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peek in the windows.
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Plus, I, I think I'm setting
a good example for Halley,
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to show her that
women can be mothers
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and still have
satisfying careers.
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Sure, she won't know where I
went or if I'm ever coming back.
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That'll just make the ten
minutes between when I get home
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and her
bedtime even more special.
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Uh, other than burp you
or give you a bottle,
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I don't know
what to do right now.
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It's okay, I'm just being
emotional about this.
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Can you not tell Howard?
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Well, don't you think
it'd be healthier
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if you told him what's
going on with you?
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Don't you think
it'd be healthier
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if you had your own apartment,
grown man?
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Your secret is safe with me.
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Hey, since when do you do
laundry on a Thursday?
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Oh, I had an
accident at work,
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I slipped and fell
on my soup sack.
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You know, there was a time I
would say "What's a soup sack?"
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But... I'm glad we're past that.
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You know, there was a time
I would say "God bless you,"
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and then you would say "If you
must invoke an imaginary deity,
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how about Thor?"
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And I would say,
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"How do you know
I didn't mean Thor?"
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And then you would say "Touché,"
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and that there ends the tale
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of why I no longer say
"God bless you."
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Well, we have had some fun,
haven't we?
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Oh, yeah.
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So, Leonard tells me
you've had a busy day.
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Hmm? Oh, I did.
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It hasn't stopped.
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I figured out a solution
for our navigation system
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while I was pre-soaking lentils
out of my pants.
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Are you getting sick?
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Of course not.
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I'm too busy to be sick.
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Well, you're
pretty delicate.
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Maybe you shouldn't be
pushing yourself so hard.
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I'm fine.
All right.
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Well, we'll just pretend
that you didn't catch a cold
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watching Frozen.
I...
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That didn't happen.
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You also got a nosebleed
watching Up.
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Just do your laundry!
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Stuart, you didn't
have to make dinner.
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Yeah, well, I felt bad about
upsetting you this morning.
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And to be honest, I'm not the
biggest fan of your meatloaf.
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Hey, what's for dinner?
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Meatloaf.
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Oh, cool.
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Stuart made it.
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Oh, cool.
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Hey, I was thinking
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maybe we take Halley
to the zoo this weekend,
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get in a little
family time
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before you go
back to work.
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Sounds great.
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Speaking of which,
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for day care,
it'll be easy for me
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to drop her off, unless
you want to do it.
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Hmm, guess it should be me.
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I can't do it;
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they have a picture of me
on file now.
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You okay?
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Of course, why?
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Well, I don't know,
you seem a little upset.
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No, I'm fine.
You sure?
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Why don't you
think she's fine?
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She sounds fine,
she looks fine.
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If I saw her on the street I'd
say, "Damn, that girl's fine!"
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Sheldon, you're sick,
go back to bed.
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I am fine.
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Here, eat your toast.
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Sorry.
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It's okay,
now I don't need butter.
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Well, perhaps I am
a little under the weather.
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It's nothing a little
cold medicine and tea can't fix.
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You need sleep.
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What I need is
to get to work.
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Well, I don't want
your germs around me.
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What? You hold my hand,
you kiss my mouth,
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but you draw the line
at 102 fever?
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What happened to our love?
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Sheldon, are you okay?
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What's going on?
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How'd I get here?
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I don't know, we came home
from work and we found you.
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Home from work?
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What time is it?
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It's 9:00.
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9:00?!
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W-What happened
to 8:00 and 7:00
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and all the other o'clocks?
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Wait, you don't remember?
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Well, I remember waking up
in the morning,
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Amy rubbing Vicks on my chest.
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And her hands were like
two frozen chunks of tundra.
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I took some cold medicine to...
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I took cold medicine.
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You did seem a little loopy
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when you showed up at the lab.
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At-- at the lab?!
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Why am I naked
from the waist down?
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I don't know
where your pants are,
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but we did find your underwear
in a pot on the stove.
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My pants are missing,
I don't remember anything.
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Penny, this is your youth.
What do I do?
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I don't know,
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00:10:13,611 --> 00:10:16,245
check your body for tattoos?
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00:10:17,415 --> 00:10:19,281
Leonard,
would you be a lamb...
246
00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:20,816
She's kidding!
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00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:26,122
Wait, wait. Where's my bag?
My phone and my wallet
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are in my bag.
It's right here.
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Where's my notebook?
My notebook's gone. Oh, no.
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00:10:34,232 --> 00:10:36,198
Okay, it's just a notebook,
what's the big deal?
251
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,633
What's the big deal?
252
00:10:37,635 --> 00:10:38,834
It's full of
classified information
253
00:10:38,836 --> 00:10:40,169
about the air force project!
254
00:10:40,171 --> 00:10:41,670
How could you lose that?
255
00:10:42,874 --> 00:10:44,273
It's okay,
I'm sure we'll find it.
256
00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:46,108
Look, it's got to be
around here somewhere.
257
00:10:46,110 --> 00:10:48,778
Maybe it's wherever
your pants are.
258
00:10:50,515 --> 00:10:53,549
Nope, pants in the microwave,
no notebook.
259
00:10:55,787 --> 00:10:57,920
Hey.
260
00:10:57,922 --> 00:10:59,789
Ah, hello.
261
00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:01,857
Look, something's
going on with Bernadette.
262
00:11:01,859 --> 00:11:03,025
She say anything to you?
263
00:11:03,027 --> 00:11:05,361
Well, nope,
not a word.
264
00:11:05,363 --> 00:11:06,662
Come on, be honest.
265
00:11:06,664 --> 00:11:09,765
Did you tell her
I tried her breast pump?
266
00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:18,874
No, but I did mention it
to my therapist.
267
00:11:21,779 --> 00:11:24,480
Well, I know she's mad
at me about something.
268
00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:26,916
Well, what have you done
that would upset her?
269
00:11:26,918 --> 00:11:30,519
Oh, gosh,
how much time do you have?
270
00:11:31,923 --> 00:11:34,590
Well, why don't you just
start with the worst thing?
271
00:11:34,592 --> 00:11:36,792
Hmm, let's see. Mm.
272
00:11:36,794 --> 00:11:39,295
Okay, here we go: six years ago,
273
00:11:39,297 --> 00:11:45,234
I got a call that Bernie's
great-aunt, Trixie, died.
274
00:11:45,236 --> 00:11:46,435
And?
275
00:11:46,437 --> 00:11:50,673
And I forgot
to give her the message.
276
00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:53,142
That's terrible.
277
00:11:53,144 --> 00:11:54,977
The terrible part is,
ever since then,
278
00:11:54,979 --> 00:11:56,645
I've been
sending Bernie
279
00:11:56,647 --> 00:11:59,515
Christmas cards from Trixie.
280
00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:02,251
Oh...
281
00:12:02,253 --> 00:12:03,452
Howard!
282
00:12:03,454 --> 00:12:05,287
Let me finish-- and one card
had five dollars in it
283
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:06,622
I took from Bernie's purse.
284
00:12:10,061 --> 00:12:12,127
The notebook isn't
in the bathroom.
285
00:12:12,129 --> 00:12:13,596
I can't find it,
either.
286
00:12:13,598 --> 00:12:15,097
How can he not remember a day?
287
00:12:15,099 --> 00:12:18,100
Well, people who are abducted
by aliens lose time.
288
00:12:18,102 --> 00:12:21,070
I mean, maybe it happens
to the aliens, too.
289
00:12:22,473 --> 00:12:25,307
Well, it's not
across the hall.
290
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:28,644
That's it. I'm in breach
of my security clearance.
291
00:12:28,646 --> 00:12:30,079
I'm going to prison.
292
00:12:30,081 --> 00:12:32,615
And you know what happens
to people like me in prison.
293
00:12:33,951 --> 00:12:38,153
I'll be forced to be
some large man's tutor.
294
00:12:40,124 --> 00:12:42,558
You're not going to prison.
295
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,627
But, boy, it is funny
to think about.
296
00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:48,597
You really can't remember
anything?
297
00:12:48,599 --> 00:12:49,598
I'm trying.
298
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,201
Wait a minute.
Hey, let me see your phone.
299
00:12:52,203 --> 00:12:53,702
Why?
300
00:12:53,704 --> 00:12:54,837
Well, it's--
it's possible
301
00:12:54,839 --> 00:12:56,639
it was tracking
everywhere you went.
302
00:12:56,641 --> 00:12:58,040
Phones can do that?
303
00:12:58,042 --> 00:13:00,276
Yeah, it depends
on the privacy settings.
304
00:13:00,278 --> 00:13:01,377
Oh, tha-- that's so cool.
305
00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:05,414
How do you--
how do you turn that thing off?
306
00:13:05,416 --> 00:13:06,916
Relax.
307
00:13:06,918 --> 00:13:09,685
I know when you "go for a run,"
you stop for a donut.
308
00:13:09,687 --> 00:13:12,655
I don't even run there, I drive.
309
00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:17,927
Hang on, I can see
every place you went.
310
00:13:17,929 --> 00:13:18,928
What does it say?
311
00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:21,630
Uh, you were in the building,
312
00:13:21,632 --> 00:13:23,432
you were
at the university,
313
00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:26,068
then you were somewhere
on Colorado Boulevard.
314
00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:28,003
Where?
315
00:13:28,005 --> 00:13:30,272
Wait, hang on.
316
00:13:30,274 --> 00:13:32,174
Did you go to a cowboy bar?
317
00:13:32,176 --> 00:13:34,310
I-- no!
318
00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:36,845
That is preposterous.
319
00:13:38,516 --> 00:13:40,783
Ow!
320
00:13:45,189 --> 00:13:46,722
Maybe.
321
00:13:50,328 --> 00:13:52,795
Hey, how's it going?
322
00:13:52,797 --> 00:13:53,963
Fine.
323
00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:57,166
Good. Love you.
324
00:13:57,168 --> 00:13:58,901
Love you, too.
Love you more.
325
00:13:58,903 --> 00:14:02,304
Okay, you won.
Can I finish what I'm doing?
326
00:14:02,306 --> 00:14:05,674
Sure, sorry.
327
00:14:09,613 --> 00:14:11,246
Something on your mind?
328
00:14:11,248 --> 00:14:13,048
No, no, nothing.
329
00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:15,584
Okay, well,
maybe I'm just feeling like
330
00:14:15,586 --> 00:14:17,519
something's bothering you.
331
00:14:17,521 --> 00:14:19,221
Nope, all good.
332
00:14:19,223 --> 00:14:23,659
Prove it, make love to me
right now on the kitchen floor.
333
00:14:23,661 --> 00:14:26,195
No, what is wrong with you?
334
00:14:26,197 --> 00:14:27,596
Aha, you are upset.
335
00:14:27,598 --> 00:14:32,401
I don't know a lot about women,
but I know I upset them.
336
00:14:32,403 --> 00:14:35,337
Howard, I'm sorry
if I'm being weird,
337
00:14:35,339 --> 00:14:37,272
but it has nothing
to do with you.
338
00:14:37,274 --> 00:14:38,374
It doesn't?
339
00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:40,676
No.
340
00:14:40,678 --> 00:14:42,878
I didn't want
to tell you, but...
341
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:46,181
I'm having a really tough time
about going back to work.
342
00:14:46,183 --> 00:14:48,884
Oh. Okay, well, I get that.
343
00:14:48,886 --> 00:14:51,487
It was hard for me
when I went back.
344
00:14:51,489 --> 00:14:52,855
It was?
Of course.
345
00:14:52,857 --> 00:14:55,124
I missed you
and the baby
346
00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:58,660
and being able to watch Ellen
every day.
347
00:14:58,662 --> 00:15:02,264
I just don't know
what the right thing to do is.
348
00:15:02,266 --> 00:15:05,034
If I go back to work,
I'm abandoning Halley.
349
00:15:05,036 --> 00:15:06,435
If I don't go,
350
00:15:06,437 --> 00:15:08,504
I'm giving up
everything I worked for.
351
00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:10,873
It's like
there's no right choice.
352
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:14,076
Look, I don't know what
the best decision is, either.
353
00:15:15,613 --> 00:15:18,447
But whatever we choose,
if we're not happy,
354
00:15:18,449 --> 00:15:20,616
we can undo it.
355
00:15:20,618 --> 00:15:22,051
I guess.
356
00:15:22,053 --> 00:15:23,819
And the best part is:
Halley won't remember a thing.
357
00:15:25,122 --> 00:15:28,123
Babies are cute,
but they're dumb.
358
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:29,124
I mean,
359
00:15:29,126 --> 00:15:30,526
I-I go like this,
360
00:15:30,528 --> 00:15:32,688
she thinks I'm gone. Then
magically I'm back. I mean...
361
00:15:34,165 --> 00:15:37,099
Honestly,
why are we saving for college?
362
00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:41,770
I'm not crazy about
you calling our baby dumb.
363
00:15:41,772 --> 00:15:44,406
Well, she gets it from me.
364
00:15:44,408 --> 00:15:45,574
Speaking of which,
365
00:15:45,576 --> 00:15:48,444
I have some news
about your Aunt Trixie.
366
00:15:51,482 --> 00:15:54,083
♪ Radio blastin' all night ♪
367
00:15:54,085 --> 00:15:55,717
♪ Truck bed's a carriage... ♪
368
00:15:55,719 --> 00:15:58,687
Does this place
look familiar?
369
00:15:58,689 --> 00:16:00,689
It's hard to say.
370
00:16:00,691 --> 00:16:01,957
Hey, Sheldon's back!
371
00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:03,158
Sheldon!
372
00:16:04,628 --> 00:16:07,029
It's getting clearer.
373
00:16:08,699 --> 00:16:10,499
You gonna buy another round
for the house?
374
00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:13,135
Uh, n-no, thank you.
375
00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:16,939
We now know why MasterCard
sent me a fraud alert.
376
00:16:16,941 --> 00:16:19,241
Ask him.
377
00:16:19,243 --> 00:16:21,076
Um, yes.
378
00:16:21,078 --> 00:16:22,544
Howdy, partner.
379
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:25,481
Do you happen to recollect
if I left a notebook
380
00:16:25,483 --> 00:16:27,149
in these here parts?
381
00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:28,884
These here parts?
382
00:16:28,886 --> 00:16:31,987
It's called fitting in.
By the way, good luck.
383
00:16:31,989 --> 00:16:34,656
Here you go.
Oh.
384
00:16:34,658 --> 00:16:36,325
Thank goodness!
385
00:16:36,327 --> 00:16:38,861
One top secret
quantum guidance system.
386
00:16:38,863 --> 00:16:42,030
You understood
the math?
387
00:16:42,032 --> 00:16:44,366
No, but Sheldon told me
all about it.
388
00:16:44,368 --> 00:16:45,901
He told everybody.
389
00:16:47,771 --> 00:16:49,037
That's just great.
390
00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:50,205
Oh, don't worry,
391
00:16:50,207 --> 00:16:53,242
he made us pinky swear
we'd keep it a secret.
392
00:16:54,845 --> 00:16:56,712
I swear...
393
00:16:56,714 --> 00:16:58,480
I swear...
394
00:16:58,482 --> 00:17:00,082
...not to tell anyone...
395
00:17:00,084 --> 00:17:02,151
...not to tell anyone...
396
00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:04,786
...the top secret
military information
397
00:17:04,788 --> 00:17:06,054
I'm about to tell you.
398
00:17:06,056 --> 00:17:08,857
The top secret
military information
399
00:17:08,859 --> 00:17:10,726
I'm about to tell you.
400
00:17:10,728 --> 00:17:13,529
We really need
to skedaddle.
401
00:17:13,531 --> 00:17:14,563
Thank you.
Bye.
402
00:17:14,565 --> 00:17:16,298
See you.
403
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:22,070
Should probably erase this.
404
00:17:30,328 --> 00:17:32,829
Thank you for
making me tea.
405
00:17:32,831 --> 00:17:34,731
You're welcome.
How is it?
406
00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:42,372
Yummy. And warm
on my back.
407
00:17:42,374 --> 00:17:45,675
Do you need
anything else?
408
00:17:45,677 --> 00:17:48,111
You know exactly
what I need.
409
00:17:48,113 --> 00:17:49,345
Fine.
410
00:17:54,886 --> 00:17:58,087
♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty ♪
411
00:17:58,089 --> 00:18:00,790
♪ Little ball of fur ♪
412
00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:03,693
♪ Happy kitty,
sleepy kitty ♪
413
00:18:03,695 --> 00:18:06,863
♪ Purr, purr, purr. ♪
414
00:18:06,865 --> 00:18:10,166
That's nice.
415
00:18:10,168 --> 00:18:12,202
Now in German.
416
00:18:26,418 --> 00:18:28,785
Great.
417
00:18:28,787 --> 00:18:31,187
Now Mandarin.
418
00:18:45,737 --> 00:18:47,136
Now Navajo.
419
00:18:48,492 --> 00:18:55,292
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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419
00:18:56,305 --> 00:19:56,427
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