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All right, we're
about to go live.
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Everyone on
their A-game!
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Good energy!
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Hello.
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I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
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And I'm
Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.
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And welcome to a
special retrospective,
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where we will take a
look back at the history
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of Fun with Flags on an
episode we're calling...
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BOTH: “Fun with Flags:
Behind the Flags:
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A Retrospective.”
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(upbeat music playing)
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♪ Wondering how
it all began?
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♪ You'll need
a good attention span ♪
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♪ For information
and entertainment ♪
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♪ That's equally effective ♪
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♪ It's fun with flags ♪
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♪ Behind the flags ♪
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♪ A retrospective ♪
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♪ Flags. ♪
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Mind you, when we say
“behind the flags”"
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we don't literally
mean these flags.
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That's just where
we have dinner.
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Now, I'm sure many of you
are wondering
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how Fun with Flags began.
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So let's hear from some
people who were there
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at the very start.
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H-Howard.
Flashback sounds.
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(piano playing arpeggios)
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Could have played
that on my harp.
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Just roll the clip.
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SHELDON:
So tell us in your own words
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about that magical moment
when Fun with Flags was born.
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I honestly
don't remember.
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SHELDON:
Sure you do.
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I was telling you both
the story
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about how Haiti
and Lichtenstein
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discovered they had
the same flag.
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It was at
the Summer Olympics of 1936,
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and two plucky nations...
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Oh, wait. I remember.
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Oh, and do you remember
what you said?
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Yes. “Please find
someone who cares”"
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And that's exactly what I did.
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I found a lot
of someones.
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Almost 200.
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Many of them on purpose.
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And now we're going to turn
it over to you, the viewers,
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to call in and share
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your favorite
Fun with Flags moments.
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And-and don't get discouraged
if the phone lines are jammed.
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Just keep trying.
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(computer chimes)
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Oh, thank God!
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Welcome to Fun with Flags!
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BERT:
Hey, Sheldon.
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Hey, Amy. It's Bert.
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Hello, Bert.
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What is your flag-related
comment or query?
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I have a girlfriend.
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And what does that
have to do with flags?
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Nothing. I just wanted everyone
to know I have a girlfriend.
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Bert, you're
tying up the line.
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My apologies
to all of you
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trying to call in with
legitimate flag comments.
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Ooh, ooh. All right.
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W-We have our next caller.
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BERT:
Her name's Rebecca.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x21 ♪
The Separation Agitation
Original Air Dat
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Should we get lunch or
you want to eat at the zoo?
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(imitating Bernadette):
“Oh, Howie, I don't need food
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as long as I can
look at my phone”.
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I don't like
when you imitate me.
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You want to hear my Stuart?
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(imitating Stuart): “It's been a
while since I've gone on a date.
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You mind if we watch
the monkeys doing it?”
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I said that to you
in confidence.
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This is supposed to be
our family fun day.
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What's so important
on your phone?
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I'm on the day care's
Web site.
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Stop looking at that.
The day care's great.
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It's on campus.
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My office is
two minutes away.
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There's nothing
to worry about.
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What if she likes the people
who work there more than us?
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She already likes soap bubbles
more than us.
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When I go back to work,
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we're gonna leave her
with these people.
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We don't know anything
about them.
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They're highly-trained educators
with background checks.
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They're even required to be
current on all vaccinations.
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You leave her with me,
and I'm not any of those things.
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Where's Howard?
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He took the day off.
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Oh, let's take advantage
of his absence
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and tell the kinds of jokes
only physicists get.
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I'll go first.
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Okay, here. Uh, Heisenberg is
pulled over by a police officer.
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And the policeman says,
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“Did you know you were going
85 miles per hour?”
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And Heisenberg says,
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“Darn it, now I don't know
where I am.”
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So Howard back Monday?
KOOTHRAPPALI: Yeah.
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, hello.
Hey. Want to join us?
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(stammers) But he's a geologist,
and I have more physics jokes.
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Oh, quick! Sit!
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So, Sheldon says
you have a new girlfriend.
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Yeah, which he rudely
announced on my flag show.
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People were so
upset about it
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no one else called in
the rest of the night.
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Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
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I guess I just love love.
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Well, I'm very
happy for you.
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Hey, we're all having
dinner tonight.
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Why don't the two
of you join us?
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Yeah, wh-- Hold on.
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We don't know anything
about this woman.
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What do you want to know?
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Is she a geologist?
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No.
Oh, great. See you at 7:00.
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(birds chirping)
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How about after this
we go see the exotic bird show?
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Not a good idea.
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My hair is a coveted
nesting material.
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Learning anything?
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Well, sloth babies cling
to their mothers' bodies
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for almost a year.
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I'm going back to work
after only four months,
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so I've learned I hate
myself, I hate sloths,
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and I hate you for
bringing me here.
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Me I get, but that sloth
is pretty cute.
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It's not just the sloth.
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Polar bears nurse their cubs
for almost eight months.
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The orangutan mother builds her
baby a new home every night.
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And what do I do? I choose
my career over my child!
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Told you we should
have gone to Legoland.
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Can't believe Bert has
a girlfriend and I don't.
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I thought you were
taking a break from women
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to focus on your career.
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Oh, grow up.
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(knocking on door)
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Don't you have
any friends he can date?
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Hey, I already set up
Howard and Bernadette.
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It's your turn to ruin
some poor girl's life.
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Oh, hey, guys. Come in.
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Thanks.
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Everyone,
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this is Rebecca.
Hi.
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AMY/LEONARD/PENNY:
Hey.
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She's younger and far more
attractive than he is.
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They're copying you two.
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What are you making?
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Chicken.
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Birds mess with my hair,
I come back hard.
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Finally get Halley down?
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Yeah, eventually.
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She's still not happy about
taking a bottle, though.
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Look, if you're not
ready to go back to work,
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we'll figure
something out.
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No, I'll be fine.
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It might be
good for her.
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Howard's mother was around him
all the time,
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and he's a world-class
mama's boy.
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(scoffs)
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I mean, wh-why
would you say that?
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Go ahead, have a tantrum;
that'll prove me wrong.
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It would be nice to raise Halley
to be a little more independent
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than you were.
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I guess.
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It wasn't until college
that I learned
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you can put a thermometer
in your mouth.
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On that charming note,
dinner is served.
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So is this your first time
dating a scientist?
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'Cause I'm thinking of starting
a support group.
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Actually, I'm not new to this.
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I was engaged
to a Scientologist.
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(clears throat)
Bert, Rebecca.
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I'd like to apologize for my
insensitive comment earlier.
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Don't worry about it.
It's fine.
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See? It was fine.
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I didn't need a time-out.
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It wasn't a time-out.
Let's get some food.
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You made me sit on the stairs
and think about what I did.
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Get your food!
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So how did you two meet?
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Oh, it's such
a cute story.
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We met on
a dating Web site.
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Is that it?
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Oh, sorry. The end.
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That's nice.
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I haven't had much success
meeting people online.
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I didn't either, until
I revamped my profile.
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What'd you do,
delete your photo?
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Go.
Fine.
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And don't you slam that door.
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Aw, man.
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Did I say something wrong?
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No, it's always him.
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So, Bert, you were telling us
how you updated your profile?
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Right. I wasn't getting any
responses, and then I added,
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“Recent $625,000
MacArthur grant winner”,
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and five minutes later,
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I met my soul mate.
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I was wrong.
You can come back in.
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So, Rebecca, how did you become
a personal trainer?
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I came to Los Angeles
to be an actress,
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and things
didn't really work out.
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I'd say she's copying you
again, but...
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...I'm getting tired
of sitting in the hall.
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I'd love a personal trainer.
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I haven't seen my abs
since they opened a Shake Shack
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on my drive home.
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I could give you
some free sessions.
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Oh, is that offer
for everybody?
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(chuckles) Nice try.
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I'm not going.
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Where's your bathroom?
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Mm, just down there.
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She's so perfect, sometimes
I think she isn't real.
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And then she goes to
the bathroom, and I know she is.
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Aw, that's so weird.
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AMY:
I'm sorry, Bert,
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but aren't you worried she's
only with you for your money?
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She better be.
On our first date,
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I bought her
an 80-inch flat-screen.
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Your first date?
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Did you even
measure her walls?
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You know, on
our first date,
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Leonard used a coupon
to buy me a pretzel.
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And we lived
happily ever after.
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The end.
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Well, guess
I'm ready to go.
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Have a great first day back.
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You have everything
she needs for day care?
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Yep, all in the bag.
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Good.
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Okay, sweetie,
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Mommy's gonna go to work now,
so you have fun today.
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I told her if day care
is anything like prison,
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find the biggest baby
and knock him out.
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Bye, cutie.
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I'm gonna miss you.
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(voice breaking): I'm gonna be
waiting right here tonight
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when you get home.
255
00:11:55,452 --> 00:11:58,203
Stop, you're gonna
make me cry.
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(voice breaking):
Great, now everybody's crying.
257
00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:02,040
(clears throat)
258
00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:03,458
At least Halley's not.
259
00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:04,876
That's good. (chuckles)
260
00:12:04,878 --> 00:12:07,929
She's not gonna see us all day,
and she doesn't even care!
261
00:12:10,968 --> 00:12:13,134
Who's ready to laugh?
(groans)
262
00:12:13,136 --> 00:12:14,686
Okay. So...
263
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Feynman, Einstein
and Schrodinger walk into a bar.
264
00:12:18,225 --> 00:12:19,774
Feynman says,
265
00:12:19,776 --> 00:12:21,977
“It appears
we're inside a joke.”
266
00:12:21,979 --> 00:12:24,696
Einstein replies,
“But only to an observer
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00:12:24,698 --> 00:12:26,681
who saw us walk in
simultaneously.”
268
00:12:26,683 --> 00:12:28,400
To which
Schrodinger says,
269
00:12:28,402 --> 00:12:31,653
“If someone's looking
in the window, I'm leaving.”
270
00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:36,908
(chuckles) That's
actually funny.
271
00:12:38,712 --> 00:12:41,663
You should send that
to Jimmy Fallon.
272
00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:43,915
Hey.
273
00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:45,834
Oh, hello. Join us.
Hey. Yeah.
274
00:12:45,836 --> 00:12:48,503
Hey, sorry if last night
was awkward.
275
00:12:48,505 --> 00:12:49,888
Actually, it got me thinking
276
00:12:49,890 --> 00:12:52,340
that I shouldn't flaunt my money
to find love.
277
00:12:52,342 --> 00:12:54,192
I might break up with Rebecca.
278
00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:56,011
Wow, that's a big step.
279
00:12:56,013 --> 00:12:57,979
I think it shows
a lot of character.
280
00:12:57,981 --> 00:13:00,098
I'm gonna hold out
and see if I can find
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00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,350
a hot young blonde
who likes me for me.
282
00:13:02,352 --> 00:13:04,853
(laughs):
That's a good one.
283
00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:10,692
Okay, now, Leonard,
you tell a joke.
284
00:13:14,748 --> 00:13:16,364
BERNADETTE:
How's she doing?
285
00:13:16,366 --> 00:13:18,333
She's great. Look.
286
00:13:18,335 --> 00:13:20,669
I see a wall...
287
00:13:20,671 --> 00:13:22,037
floor...
288
00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:24,039
some Asian baby...
289
00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,707
There she is.
290
00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:27,926
See? Nothing to worry about.
291
00:13:27,928 --> 00:13:29,461
Thank you.
292
00:13:29,463 --> 00:13:31,096
Okay, I'm gonna try
and get some work done.
293
00:13:31,098 --> 00:13:33,131
Yeah, me, too. Love you.
294
00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:35,016
Love you, too. Bye.
295
00:13:35,018 --> 00:13:36,885
(phone beeps)
296
00:13:37,788 --> 00:13:39,938
(sighs)
297
00:13:42,109 --> 00:13:43,858
STUART: How is she?
(screams)
298
00:13:48,148 --> 00:13:49,614
What are you doing here?
299
00:13:49,616 --> 00:13:52,200
Can't a guy hang out
at a college he doesn't go to
300
00:13:52,202 --> 00:13:54,452
and stare at a baby
that isn't his?
301
00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:57,288
I get it.
302
00:13:57,290 --> 00:14:00,492
I haven't even made
it to my office yet.
303
00:14:00,494 --> 00:14:03,411
(both chuckle)
304
00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:06,164
(both sigh)
305
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:09,634
Is it weird if we just stand
here and watch her all day?
306
00:14:09,636 --> 00:14:11,836
Probably.
307
00:14:14,091 --> 00:14:15,724
We should go.
308
00:14:15,726 --> 00:14:16,808
Yeah.
309
00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:19,094
(exhales)
310
00:14:19,096 --> 00:14:21,596
Or we could take her
to the aquarium.
311
00:14:21,598 --> 00:14:23,732
I'll get her,
you grab her bag.
312
00:14:23,734 --> 00:14:27,402
Hang on, Halley,
we're busting you out of there!
313
00:14:29,606 --> 00:14:32,023
What are you looking at?
314
00:14:32,025 --> 00:14:34,159
Comments from our Behind
the Flags retrospective.
315
00:14:34,161 --> 00:14:35,860
Get this, people
are calling it
316
00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:39,197
“the longest one yet”"
317
00:14:39,199 --> 00:14:40,632
(knocking on door)
318
00:14:40,634 --> 00:14:42,517
BERT:
Hello? Anybody home?
319
00:14:42,519 --> 00:14:43,585
Is that Bert?
320
00:14:43,587 --> 00:14:44,652
BERT:
It's Bert.
321
00:14:44,654 --> 00:14:47,122
I think it's Bert.
322
00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:49,958
Hey, what's up?
323
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,760
I broke up with Rebecca.
324
00:14:51,762 --> 00:14:53,094
Oh.
AMY: Oh.
325
00:14:53,096 --> 00:14:54,679
You know, good for you.
326
00:14:54,681 --> 00:14:56,881
No, I miss her.
327
00:14:56,883 --> 00:14:58,917
I don't know why
I listened to you.
328
00:14:58,919 --> 00:15:01,136
He's not wrong.
329
00:15:02,856 --> 00:15:06,107
It was your crackpot idea
that he deserves love.
330
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,444
You know, you need to start
raising your hand
331
00:15:09,446 --> 00:15:10,612
before you speak.
332
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,649
Yes, starting now.
333
00:15:16,403 --> 00:15:17,986
Bert, you're a good guy;
you deserve a woman
334
00:15:17,988 --> 00:15:19,988
who's interested in
more than just your money.
335
00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:21,990
She was also interested
in walking around my house
336
00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:23,124
in her underwear.
337
00:15:23,126 --> 00:15:26,478
Now the only one
doing that is me.
338
00:15:28,381 --> 00:15:31,666
If you're that upset,
go get her back.
339
00:15:31,668 --> 00:15:32,717
I tried.
340
00:15:32,719 --> 00:15:34,502
She's not answering my calls.
341
00:15:34,504 --> 00:15:37,922
Which really hurts
because I bought her that phone.
342
00:15:39,342 --> 00:15:41,559
I made a huge mistake.
343
00:15:41,561 --> 00:15:42,977
No, you didn't.
344
00:15:42,979 --> 00:15:45,313
Okay? Look, Bert,
when I had money,
345
00:15:45,315 --> 00:15:47,682
I dated lots of girls
who weren't right for me.
346
00:15:47,684 --> 00:15:49,234
And then I gave
up my money,
347
00:15:49,236 --> 00:15:51,352
and now I'm alone and
living with my friends,
348
00:15:51,354 --> 00:15:55,006
and somebody else should
probably talk now.
349
00:15:56,593 --> 00:15:58,359
Look, sweetie,
350
00:15:58,361 --> 00:16:00,078
relationships
aren't about money, okay?
351
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,163
It's about respect
and having things in common
352
00:16:02,165 --> 00:16:03,715
and...
353
00:16:03,717 --> 00:16:05,200
Yes, Sheldon?
354
00:16:05,202 --> 00:16:07,035
You and Leonard
don't have anything in common.
355
00:16:07,037 --> 00:16:09,120
Maybe you should break up.
356
00:16:10,674 --> 00:16:12,507
You called on him.
357
00:16:16,746 --> 00:16:19,214
(singsongy):
Guess who's home from day care?
358
00:16:20,884 --> 00:16:22,967
It's Halley.
359
00:16:22,969 --> 00:16:24,185
Unless somebody else put an “X”
360
00:16:24,187 --> 00:16:26,888
on the bottom
of their kid's foot.
361
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:29,557
You realize they called
when you took her.
362
00:16:32,229 --> 00:16:36,064
(singsongy): Guess who's
home from the aquarium?
363
00:16:38,919 --> 00:16:40,785
BERT: Sorry again
for barging in.
364
00:16:40,787 --> 00:16:42,737
You don't have to go.
You're welcome to hang with us.
365
00:16:42,739 --> 00:16:45,740
Actually, our friendship
group is at capacity.
366
00:16:45,742 --> 00:16:49,577
But if anybody drops out,
you're at the top of the list.
367
00:16:51,131 --> 00:16:52,413
Unless it's Raj,
368
00:16:52,415 --> 00:16:55,567
in which case, we'll probably
get a person of color.
369
00:16:58,271 --> 00:17:00,471
You guys are nice,
but I'm just gonna
370
00:17:00,473 --> 00:17:04,425
buy Rebecca a Jet Ski
and see if that gets her back.
371
00:17:04,427 --> 00:17:07,562
I feel bad for Bert.
372
00:17:07,564 --> 00:17:09,981
So he's using his money
to attract a mate.
373
00:17:09,983 --> 00:17:12,100
Is that any different
than me using my intelligence
374
00:17:12,102 --> 00:17:13,318
to attract Amy?
375
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,604
Or Leonard using his power
of groveling to get Penny?
376
00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:19,324
It's totally different.
377
00:17:19,326 --> 00:17:20,575
Bert's money might run out,
378
00:17:20,577 --> 00:17:23,111
but I can beg
until the end of time.
379
00:17:24,865 --> 00:17:28,449
All that
and he's shorter than me.
380
00:17:30,754 --> 00:17:34,455
Sheldon, what did Amy have
that attracted you?
381
00:17:34,457 --> 00:17:36,307
Oh, so many things.
382
00:17:36,309 --> 00:17:38,877
Her mind, her kindness,
383
00:17:38,879 --> 00:17:41,713
and especially her body.
384
00:17:41,715 --> 00:17:42,797
Really?
385
00:17:42,799 --> 00:17:44,832
Relax.
We're the same blood type.
386
00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:47,969
He knew he could
harvest an organ.
387
00:17:56,848 --> 00:17:58,598
She does look happy.
388
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,134
See? This is
the right thing for her.
389
00:18:01,136 --> 00:18:03,403
Let's all just
go to work.
390
00:18:03,405 --> 00:18:05,071
(sighs)
391
00:18:09,227 --> 00:18:11,277
Anytime.
392
00:18:11,279 --> 00:18:14,664
Let me just say good-bye.
393
00:18:15,534 --> 00:18:18,501
Halley. Look at Mommy.
394
00:18:19,338 --> 00:18:21,204
Over here, honey.
395
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:24,958
Say good-bye to Mommy!
396
00:18:25,844 --> 00:18:27,293
Look at me!
397
00:18:27,295 --> 00:18:29,346
Look at your mother!
398
00:18:29,348 --> 00:18:32,432
(babies crying)
399
00:18:32,434 --> 00:18:34,551
All right, we can go.
400
00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:39,155
Hello.
401
00:18:39,157 --> 00:18:40,724
I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
402
00:18:40,726 --> 00:18:42,659
And I'm
Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.
403
00:18:42,661 --> 00:18:44,227
Based on the
glowing reception
404
00:18:44,229 --> 00:18:46,763
of our recent Behind
the Flags retrospective,
405
00:18:46,765 --> 00:18:49,666
we thought you might like to
see how it all came together.
406
00:18:49,668 --> 00:18:53,069
So welcome
to tonight's episode...
407
00:18:53,071 --> 00:18:54,471
BOTH:
Fun with Flags:
408
00:18:54,473 --> 00:18:56,456
Behind the
Behind the Flags:
409
00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:58,625
A Retrospective Retrospective.
410
00:19:00,729 --> 00:19:02,796
Ooh, we already have
our first call.
411
00:19:02,798 --> 00:19:04,330
Oh.
412
00:19:04,332 --> 00:19:07,000
Hello, you're on
Fun with Flags.
413
00:19:07,002 --> 00:19:08,952
BERT: The Jet Ski worked.
I got her back.
414
00:19:11,093 --> 00:19:17,893
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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