1 00:00:07,130 --> 00:00:09,131 Uh, yeah, no. 2 00:00:09,132 --> 00:00:11,133 I mean, you people called me. 3 00:00:11,134 --> 00:00:13,636 I'm returning your, uh... shh. 4 00:00:13,637 --> 00:00:15,805 - Do you want to hold? - Yeah, yes, I am. 5 00:00:15,806 --> 00:00:17,907 I do... I... that's me. 6 00:00:17,908 --> 00:00:19,275 I'm sorry. 7 00:00:19,276 --> 00:00:21,777 Well, are you the same person that I was just talking to? 8 00:00:21,778 --> 00:00:23,979 Seriously, I don't have the reference number. 9 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:26,982 When Mommy was single and 20, 10 00:00:26,983 --> 00:00:28,984 she used to use quarters for this. 11 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:31,153 But now she has to put money into a machine 12 00:00:31,154 --> 00:00:33,322 to get a card to put into another machine. 13 00:00:33,323 --> 00:00:35,157 Oh, goddamn it! Come on! 14 00:00:35,158 --> 00:00:37,659 Broke, and the entire basement was flooded. 15 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:39,161 - Crazy. - I know. 16 00:00:39,162 --> 00:00:41,230 The water was totally up to our knees, 17 00:00:41,231 --> 00:00:43,732 and Ben's exercise shit that he never uses, 18 00:00:43,733 --> 00:00:45,568 the washer and dryer. 19 00:00:45,569 --> 00:00:48,670 I'm... I'm actually at a laundromat right now. 20 00:00:48,671 --> 00:00:51,340 Can you... I don't know. 21 00:00:51,341 --> 00:00:54,843 Can you squeeze me in at 5:00 or something? 22 00:00:54,844 --> 00:00:57,346 - Yeah, I... - Let me check. 23 00:00:57,347 --> 00:00:59,482 Hold on. 24 00:00:59,483 --> 00:01:00,983 Oh! Flippy thing. 25 00:01:00,984 --> 00:01:03,986 There's a button, a red but... yeah. 26 00:01:03,987 --> 00:01:05,987 Honey. Shh. 27 00:01:05,988 --> 00:01:08,490 It's OK, baby. Shh. Shh. 28 00:01:08,491 --> 00:01:09,991 Yeah. 29 00:01:09,992 --> 00:01:13,995 It's a red, uh, button with a, um... 30 00:01:15,498 --> 00:01:17,999 Oh, my God. Just press it in with a pen or something. 31 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,001 Oh. It's perfect. 32 00:01:20,002 --> 00:01:21,503 It'll start back up. 33 00:01:21,504 --> 00:01:23,505 OK, I'm in the car right now. 34 00:01:23,506 --> 00:01:26,608 Can you make the formula? I'm gonna be home in... 35 00:01:33,915 --> 00:01:35,416 Sam? 36 00:01:39,921 --> 00:01:41,422 Sam? 37 00:01:43,091 --> 00:01:44,592 Sam? 38 00:01:46,094 --> 00:01:47,594 Sam? 39 00:01:49,097 --> 00:01:50,497 Sam? 40 00:01:50,498 --> 00:01:52,599 Daddy! 41 00:01:57,272 --> 00:01:59,874 Where's my daddy? 42 00:02:04,310 --> 00:02:06,293 Daddy! 43 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:07,414 Sam! 44 00:02:07,415 --> 00:02:09,383 Sam! 45 00:02:09,384 --> 00:02:10,348 Where are you? 46 00:02:10,349 --> 00:02:12,372 See, he was buckled right into that car seat! 47 00:02:12,373 --> 00:02:13,788 He was right here! 48 00:02:13,789 --> 00:02:15,790 - He was right in the car seat there! - Daddy! 49 00:02:15,791 --> 00:02:17,792 Where are you, Sam?! 50 00:02:17,793 --> 00:02:21,228 Sam! Where is he?! He was right in there! I don't understand! 51 00:02:21,229 --> 00:02:23,230 Please call the police! Call 9-1-1! 52 00:02:23,231 --> 00:02:24,598 Daddy! 53 00:02:24,599 --> 00:02:27,601 Sam! Sam! Sam! 54 00:02:27,602 --> 00:02:30,103 Sam! 55 00:02:30,104 --> 00:02:32,038 Saa-aam! 56 00:02:32,039 --> 00:02:33,873 9-1-1. What's your emergency? 57 00:02:33,874 --> 00:02:35,709 My son's missing. He was.. 58 00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:37,711 9-1-1. What's your emergency? 59 00:02:37,712 --> 00:02:39,713 I want to report a missing person... 60 00:02:42,717 --> 00:02:45,219 9-1-1. What's your emergency? 61 00:02:45,220 --> 00:02:47,721 I don't know where he is. Can somebody please come help me? 62 00:02:47,722 --> 00:02:49,223 She's gone. 63 00:02:51,226 --> 00:02:55,429 Iran, 1.47 million. Turkey, 1.55 million. 64 00:02:55,430 --> 00:02:57,931 Germany, 1.71 million. 65 00:02:57,932 --> 00:03:01,435 Egypt, 1.73 million, Vietnam... 66 00:03:01,436 --> 00:03:03,937 The thing that one fails to grasp... 67 00:03:03,938 --> 00:03:06,440 2% is not a staggering number. 68 00:03:06,441 --> 00:03:09,443 That's only one out of every 50 humans on the planet. 69 00:03:09,444 --> 00:03:12,379 Statistically speaking, on the average football pitch, 70 00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:14,881 none of the players would be departed. 71 00:03:14,882 --> 00:03:18,384 The odds of losing someone in your immediate family are slim at best. 72 00:03:18,385 --> 00:03:22,388 Now, if you look at, let's say, casualties from mass pandemics, 73 00:03:22,389 --> 00:03:26,459 smallpox, for one, decimated 95% of the native population. 74 00:03:30,898 --> 00:03:32,799 million. 75 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,401 China, 27.18 million. 76 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:43,074 77 00:04:02,228 --> 00:04:03,813 Come. 78 00:04:03,814 --> 00:04:05,380 Come here. 79 00:04:07,567 --> 00:04:09,067 Come on. 80 00:04:10,970 --> 00:04:12,438 It's OK. I'm not gonna hurt you. 81 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:22,915 Hey! 82 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,321 Hey! 83 00:05:31,516 --> 00:05:32,616 No! 84 00:05:42,527 --> 00:05:45,596 French Club's croissants will be outside the caf after lunch. 85 00:05:45,597 --> 00:05:47,598 And, uh, finally, 86 00:05:47,599 --> 00:05:49,800 the Denziger Commission Report was released this morning. 87 00:05:49,801 --> 00:05:52,436 We'll be live-streaming the hearing in the auditorium 88 00:05:52,437 --> 00:05:54,638 all day, and the guidance staff will be available to anyone 89 00:05:54,639 --> 00:05:57,141 who needs to, you know, talk it out. 90 00:05:57,142 --> 00:05:59,143 Thanks, Glen. 91 00:05:59,144 --> 00:06:02,279 Let's rise for the Pledge of Allegiance. 92 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,647 "I pledge allegiance to the flag 93 00:06:04,648 --> 00:06:06,649 "of the United States of America, 94 00:06:06,650 --> 00:06:08,651 "and to the republic for which it stands, 95 00:06:08,652 --> 00:06:11,487 "one nation under God, indivisible, 96 00:06:11,488 --> 00:06:14,157 with liberty and justice for all." 97 00:06:14,158 --> 00:06:16,659 And now, for those who want to, 98 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:19,195 let us pray for mercy and forgiveness 99 00:06:19,196 --> 00:06:22,799 and the return of those who have left us. 100 00:06:31,909 --> 00:06:33,910 Pow. 101 00:06:54,297 --> 00:06:56,498 Good morning. This is Dusty Bob, 102 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:59,001 and this one goes out to Boon, who lost his lovely Alysse 103 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:01,437 at the Cracker Pickle 3 years ago today. 104 00:07:01,438 --> 00:07:03,439 Alysse, we don't know where you are, 105 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,607 but we sure do hope there's pickles up there. 106 00:07:05,608 --> 00:07:07,609 A little Patsy Cline for y'all. 107 00:07:07,610 --> 00:07:10,112 Let's go teardrop-huntin'. 108 00:07:15,952 --> 00:07:17,453 Ah. 109 00:07:33,602 --> 00:07:36,104 Oh. Jesus. 110 00:07:36,105 --> 00:07:39,107 How many more cars am I gonna have to get in and out of? 111 00:07:39,108 --> 00:07:41,109 This is it, Congressman. 112 00:07:41,110 --> 00:07:42,910 Is it cool if I call you that? 113 00:07:42,911 --> 00:07:45,413 Call me whatever shit you want. 114 00:07:45,414 --> 00:07:46,914 Just drive, kid. 115 00:07:47,916 --> 00:07:50,851 You got something for me? 116 00:07:50,852 --> 00:07:52,453 Oh. 117 00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:58,692 Cool. Thanks. 118 00:07:58,693 --> 00:08:01,429 Would you mind giving me your phone, please? 119 00:08:03,431 --> 00:08:06,667 I promise you'll get it back once you've talked to him. 120 00:08:13,241 --> 00:08:15,142 Do you mind? 121 00:08:15,143 --> 00:08:17,477 Are you fucking serious? 122 00:08:28,089 --> 00:08:30,490 To quote Wittgenstein, 123 00:08:30,491 --> 00:08:32,492 "whereof one cannot speak, 124 00:08:32,493 --> 00:08:35,495 thereof one must remain silent." 125 00:08:35,496 --> 00:08:36,997 Thank you. 126 00:08:36,998 --> 00:08:38,999 Thank you, Doctor. 127 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,334 So we're clear... 128 00:08:41,335 --> 00:08:43,503 We convened a council of clerics, 129 00:08:43,504 --> 00:08:45,838 representatives of most world religions, 130 00:08:45,839 --> 00:08:48,341 who, as you know, were somewhat conflicted 131 00:08:48,342 --> 00:08:51,178 about October 14th and were thus unable 132 00:08:51,179 --> 00:08:53,080 to reach any kind of consensus, 133 00:08:53,081 --> 00:08:57,617 which, in turn, led us to the scientific community for answers. 134 00:08:57,618 --> 00:08:59,018 This document, the findings 135 00:08:59,019 --> 00:09:00,520 of your Commission, 136 00:09:00,521 --> 00:09:04,023 as to the instantaneous disappearance 137 00:09:04,024 --> 00:09:06,693 of 2% of the world's population, 138 00:09:06,694 --> 00:09:09,696 some 140 million souls, 139 00:09:09,697 --> 00:09:13,199 your conclusion as to what happened to them, 140 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:17,203 why them, and where they've gone, is... 141 00:09:17,204 --> 00:09:19,806 and I'm paraphrasing here... 142 00:09:19,807 --> 00:09:22,008 "I don't know"? 143 00:10:44,022 --> 00:10:47,191 Sir, I am a scientist, 144 00:10:47,192 --> 00:10:49,426 and I was asked to look at data. 145 00:10:49,427 --> 00:10:52,930 In fact, I was asked to identify patterns 146 00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:54,931 that weren't immediately obvious 147 00:10:54,932 --> 00:10:57,434 and address related events like the Chef Anomaly 148 00:10:57,435 --> 00:10:59,936 and the Brandenburg Carousel that were, 149 00:10:59,937 --> 00:11:02,739 and still are, considered miracles. 150 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:05,108 But they are simply statistical hiccups 151 00:11:05,109 --> 00:11:08,111 that we can't explain 152 00:11:08,112 --> 00:11:11,114 because, sir, in my opinion, 153 00:11:11,115 --> 00:11:13,617 miracles do not exist. 154 00:11:13,618 --> 00:11:15,619 Miracles do not exist? 155 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:18,255 Scientifically speaking, no, sir. 156 00:11:18,256 --> 00:11:21,758 Doctor, pardon my tone, 157 00:11:21,759 --> 00:11:25,929 but who are you, sir, to tell the American people 158 00:11:25,930 --> 00:11:29,933 that millions of mothers, 159 00:11:29,934 --> 00:11:32,435 fathers, sons, and daughters 160 00:11:32,436 --> 00:11:35,471 disappeared, gone, 161 00:11:35,472 --> 00:11:37,940 in an instant, 162 00:11:37,941 --> 00:11:40,610 and that's not a miracle? 163 00:11:40,611 --> 00:11:43,613 What in God's name do you call it? 164 00:11:43,614 --> 00:11:46,282 I don't know, but if you are implying 165 00:11:46,283 --> 00:11:49,818 it was a miracle, I am fairly certain, sir, 166 00:11:49,819 --> 00:11:52,488 that God sat this one out. 167 00:12:31,894 --> 00:12:33,795 Hi there. Mrs. Tunney? 168 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:34,962 Yes? 169 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,463 Chief Kevin Garvey. 170 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,631 Garvey? 171 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,833 I thought you went crazy. 172 00:12:44,572 --> 00:12:46,573 Oh, no, uh, that was my dad. 173 00:12:46,574 --> 00:12:47,741 Oh. 174 00:12:47,742 --> 00:12:49,576 Yeah, former Chief. 175 00:12:49,577 --> 00:12:51,345 Oh. 176 00:12:51,346 --> 00:12:53,847 Mrs. Tunney, I'm here this morning 177 00:12:53,848 --> 00:12:56,350 because I found your dog, Dudley, 178 00:12:56,351 --> 00:12:59,853 and I'm sorry to say that he's, uh, 179 00:13:07,462 --> 00:13:09,029 So? well, he's dead. 180 00:13:11,032 --> 00:13:12,565 I just thought you might want to... 181 00:13:12,566 --> 00:13:14,234 That dog has been gone for 3 years. 182 00:13:14,235 --> 00:13:16,236 Ran away, never came back. 183 00:13:16,237 --> 00:13:18,238 He was my husband's. 184 00:13:18,239 --> 00:13:20,807 He's not coming back, either. 185 00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:24,077 Sorry for your loss. 186 00:13:24,078 --> 00:13:26,179 Is that what it is? 187 00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:34,420 Dennis, it's me. Are we anywhere on that pickup truck? 188 00:13:34,421 --> 00:13:36,422 - Did you happen to get the plates? - No. Dennis! 189 00:13:36,423 --> 00:13:38,591 Dennis! No! There were no plates. 190 00:13:38,592 --> 00:13:40,026 If there were plates, I would have told... 191 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,527 - It's just a lot of work, Chief. - Dennis, 192 00:13:41,528 --> 00:13:43,029 from now on, just say, "I am sorry, Chief. 193 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,697 As of now, I do not know shit." 194 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,366 Fine. I don't know shit. 195 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,368 Now, I got an hour before the meeting, so I'm gonna head over 196 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:49,869 to Animal Control and... Whoa, whoa, Chief. 197 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,371 You don't have an hour. 198 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,872 - That meeting was rescheduled. - No! 199 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,707 It starts in 5 minutes. Nobody told you? 200 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,041 No. They said noon. 201 00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:57,209 Well, they changed it. 202 00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:58,878 What... who changed it? I don't know. 203 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,880 It must have been someone from the mayor's office. 204 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,382 Everybody's sitting around waiting for you. 205 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,385 All right, look, all right. All right, just stall them. 206 00:14:21,101 --> 00:14:23,502 So you're from Texas, huh? 207 00:14:23,503 --> 00:14:26,005 What gave you that idea? 208 00:14:26,006 --> 00:14:28,507 I was down there a couple years ago when I was looking 209 00:14:28,508 --> 00:14:31,043 at schools, and people were really nice. 210 00:14:32,545 --> 00:14:34,780 So you're in college? 211 00:14:34,781 --> 00:14:37,283 I was. Not anymore. 212 00:14:37,284 --> 00:14:39,385 Why not? 213 00:14:52,364 --> 00:14:54,265 Didn't see the point. 214 00:14:54,266 --> 00:14:57,601 Well, your folks must be so proud. 215 00:15:00,072 --> 00:15:03,474 You know, Mr. Witten, you don't have to be such a dick 216 00:15:03,475 --> 00:15:07,111 You're gonna forget you ever felt this way. 217 00:15:07,112 --> 00:15:09,213 What way? 218 00:15:11,783 --> 00:15:13,284 Burdened. 219 00:15:21,327 --> 00:15:24,228 You say that to all the people you drive? 220 00:15:24,229 --> 00:15:27,897 Nope. Sometimes I say "abandoned." 221 00:15:33,904 --> 00:15:36,306 This Wayne. 222 00:15:36,307 --> 00:15:39,142 He's... the real deal? 223 00:15:40,644 --> 00:15:43,447 He's as real as it gets. 224 00:15:51,189 --> 00:15:53,590 Hey, uh, I told her you were late 225 00:15:53,591 --> 00:15:55,359 because of a family emergency. 226 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,028 I'm late because her office gave me the wrong fucking time. 227 00:15:58,029 --> 00:16:00,030 And that's gonna cut the parade in half. 228 00:16:00,031 --> 00:16:02,198 It's a damn side street. We can close it for 3 hours. 229 00:16:02,199 --> 00:16:04,200 So, what we're going to do... 230 00:16:04,201 --> 00:16:06,369 Everything OK, Chief? 231 00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,870 Your office told me noon. 232 00:16:07,871 --> 00:16:09,872 Well, at least that, uh, 233 00:16:09,873 --> 00:16:12,708 gave you time to deal with your emergency. 234 00:16:14,144 --> 00:16:17,046 OK, parade should end about 11:00 at the park, 235 00:16:17,047 --> 00:16:19,548 and then we'll unveil the statue, which I'm told is terrifying. 236 00:16:19,549 --> 00:16:21,050 We have to do that tomorrow? 237 00:16:21,051 --> 00:16:22,551 Hector's been working on it for a year. 238 00:16:22,552 --> 00:16:24,753 Be kind of weird just to leave the sheet on it. 239 00:16:24,754 --> 00:16:28,757 OK, we'll quickly unveil the statue, the Girl Scouts will read the names, 240 00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,959 I'll say a few words, introduce Nora Durst... 241 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,194 What's she gonna say? 242 00:16:32,195 --> 00:16:33,695 She lost her entire family, Doug. 243 00:16:33,696 --> 00:16:36,064 She'll say whatever the fuck she wants to. 244 00:16:36,065 --> 00:16:39,567 And there we have it... our very first Heroes Day. 245 00:16:39,568 --> 00:16:41,569 - Any questions? - Yeah. 246 00:16:41,570 --> 00:16:43,571 I still don't think they were heroes. 247 00:16:43,572 --> 00:16:46,707 My brother-in-law disappeared, and he was a dipshit. 248 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:48,709 They're heroes 249 00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:50,711 because no one's gonna come to a parade 250 00:16:50,712 --> 00:16:53,214 on We Don't Know What the Fuck Happened Day. 251 00:16:53,215 --> 00:16:56,217 The DSD has proclaimed a Federal Holiday of Remembrance, 252 00:16:56,218 --> 00:16:58,719 and that's what they're calling our departed because that's 253 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,056 how we want to remember them. 254 00:17:01,057 --> 00:17:05,493 Everyone loves a hero, so we're all gonna have a nice walk 255 00:17:05,494 --> 00:17:09,497 through town, have a good cry, and then move on. 256 00:17:09,498 --> 00:17:11,498 It's time. 257 00:17:11,499 --> 00:17:13,834 Everybody's ready to feel better. 258 00:17:13,835 --> 00:17:15,836 Not the Remnant. 259 00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:19,173 At last, the Chief speaks. 260 00:17:19,174 --> 00:17:22,777 I would have said something sooner, but I was so riveted. 261 00:17:24,345 --> 00:17:25,947 So we're gonna do this again? 262 00:17:25,948 --> 00:17:28,950 The whole town, the same place at the same time, 263 00:17:28,951 --> 00:17:30,952 on the anniversary. 264 00:17:30,953 --> 00:17:33,988 You're... you're inviting them to show up. 265 00:17:33,989 --> 00:17:35,990 The G.R. isn't a threat. If they want to stage 266 00:17:35,991 --> 00:17:38,492 a non-violent protest, that's their right. 267 00:17:38,493 --> 00:17:40,795 You were at the homecoming. They walked right onto the field. 268 00:17:40,796 --> 00:17:42,797 And then they walked right off. No harm done. 269 00:17:42,798 --> 00:17:45,431 They are trying to provoke us. 270 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,700 Then don't get provoked. 271 00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:49,703 A year ago, these people didn't even exist. 272 00:17:49,704 --> 00:17:51,705 Now there's almost 50 of them. 273 00:17:51,706 --> 00:17:54,340 They... they bought up an entire cul-de-sac. 274 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:57,010 You know, you're saying this to me as if I didn't already know it. 275 00:17:57,011 --> 00:17:59,012 I don't know shit, Lucy. 276 00:17:59,013 --> 00:18:00,513 Do you? 277 00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,616 Where did they come from? 278 00:18:02,617 --> 00:18:04,718 What do they want? 279 00:18:04,719 --> 00:18:06,820 You don't even know who they are. 280 00:18:06,821 --> 00:18:09,222 We know who they were. 281 00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:15,194 They're gonna come tomorrow, 282 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:18,230 and when they do, somebody's gonna get hurt. 283 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,799 You want me to call it off? 284 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,869 Yeah... 285 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,371 I want you to call it off. 286 00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,473 No. 287 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,450 You're wrong. 288 00:18:39,653 --> 00:18:42,054 Nobody's ready to feel better. 289 00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:44,322 Ready to fuckin' explode. 290 00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:55,499 Come on, girls, spread it out! 291 00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:11,582 Come on, girls! Sticks down! 292 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,223 Ooh! 293 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:29,200 What the fuck, Jill?! 294 00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:37,107 Jill, I'm sure that things have been hard 295 00:19:37,108 --> 00:19:38,408 since your mother went away... 296 00:19:38,409 --> 00:19:39,876 I'm fine. 297 00:19:41,378 --> 00:19:42,979 Are you? 298 00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:45,949 I'm sorry, but if I'm gonna put you back on that field, 299 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:49,119 I need your word that this won't happen again. 300 00:19:50,621 --> 00:19:52,022 Yeah. 301 00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:54,124 OK... 302 00:19:55,626 --> 00:19:58,628 as long as that cunt stays away from me. 303 00:20:24,454 --> 00:20:26,355 - Tom. - Hey, Pete. 304 00:20:26,356 --> 00:20:28,858 - How you doing, man? - Good, good. How about you? 305 00:20:28,859 --> 00:20:30,025 Fine. Nobody followed you? 306 00:20:30,026 --> 00:20:31,693 Nope, took the long way up. 307 00:20:31,694 --> 00:20:33,695 You get the phone? 308 00:20:33,696 --> 00:20:35,197 Oh, yes, sir. 309 00:20:35,198 --> 00:20:36,698 You the mayor or something? 310 00:20:36,699 --> 00:20:38,200 Congressman. 311 00:20:38,201 --> 00:20:39,701 Congressman. 312 00:20:39,702 --> 00:20:41,303 Excuse me, sir. 313 00:20:45,307 --> 00:20:47,208 Two comin' up, two comin' up. 314 00:20:49,211 --> 00:20:52,046 Come on. Come on, Jack. 315 00:21:03,492 --> 00:21:06,060 Congressman, we're happy to have you here. 316 00:21:06,061 --> 00:21:07,728 How was your trip? 317 00:21:07,729 --> 00:21:09,798 Fine. Thanks. 318 00:21:09,799 --> 00:21:11,299 I'm sorry 319 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:14,567 about those irritating security procedures. 320 00:21:14,568 --> 00:21:17,570 I'm sure you're used to that. 321 00:21:17,571 --> 00:21:19,173 Yes. 322 00:21:23,878 --> 00:21:25,879 Go on in. 323 00:21:32,086 --> 00:21:33,486 Wayne, 324 00:21:33,487 --> 00:21:35,956 this is Congressman Witten. 325 00:21:47,768 --> 00:21:49,769 Can you help me? 326 00:22:07,722 --> 00:22:10,122 That what I think it is? 327 00:22:10,123 --> 00:22:11,358 Yep. 328 00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:13,092 You are the best. 329 00:22:13,093 --> 00:22:15,194 Ask and ye shall receive. 330 00:22:17,665 --> 00:22:20,166 Don't worry about it. Sit down. 331 00:22:23,070 --> 00:22:25,071 Mmm. 332 00:22:25,072 --> 00:22:27,073 So tell me who got sent home. 333 00:22:27,074 --> 00:22:28,574 I know you watched it. 334 00:22:28,575 --> 00:22:30,943 Kaitlin got booted. 335 00:22:30,944 --> 00:22:32,211 - No way! - Yep. 336 00:22:32,212 --> 00:22:34,580 Brian took her up on this hot air balloon 337 00:22:34,581 --> 00:22:37,250 and told her how he felt this amazing connection with her. 338 00:22:37,251 --> 00:22:39,385 He got her into the fantasy suite? 339 00:22:39,386 --> 00:22:41,387 I mean, what woman can resist 340 00:22:41,388 --> 00:22:44,123 a hot tub and about 400 roses? 341 00:22:44,124 --> 00:22:46,893 Jesus! Try one at a time. 342 00:22:46,894 --> 00:22:48,895 I can't. They're too good. 343 00:22:55,668 --> 00:22:58,069 You need to answer that? 344 00:22:59,238 --> 00:23:02,240 No, ma'am, I do not. 345 00:23:02,241 --> 00:23:04,242 Hey, it's Tom. I'm not here. 346 00:23:04,243 --> 00:23:05,743 God bless. 347 00:23:05,744 --> 00:23:07,245 Beep. 348 00:23:07,246 --> 00:23:09,247 Hey, Tommy, it's your daddy. 349 00:23:09,248 --> 00:23:12,250 Uh... just wanted to hear your voice. 350 00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:06,962 Girl, I didn't even know you were capable 351 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:08,964 of saying the word "cunt." 352 00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:10,066 I say it all the time. 353 00:25:10,067 --> 00:25:11,567 To who? 354 00:25:11,568 --> 00:25:12,968 Cunts. 355 00:25:12,969 --> 00:25:14,470 Ha! 356 00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,372 Ladies. 357 00:25:18,008 --> 00:25:20,109 They kick you off the team? 358 00:25:20,110 --> 00:25:22,411 I got off with a warning. 359 00:25:22,412 --> 00:25:24,413 But if my attitude doesn't change, 360 00:25:24,414 --> 00:25:25,915 Coach is gonna call my dad. 361 00:25:25,916 --> 00:25:28,684 Well, I got to say, Jill, your attitude does kinda suck. 362 00:25:30,186 --> 00:25:31,219 Really? 363 00:25:31,220 --> 00:25:34,222 You just get all intense and... 364 00:25:34,223 --> 00:25:36,992 melancholy and shit sometimes, 365 00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:39,628 which is why you need to come to Dorfman's tonight. 366 00:25:39,629 --> 00:25:42,731 And Nick's gonna be there. 367 00:25:45,602 --> 00:25:47,603 Stop. 368 00:25:47,604 --> 00:25:49,738 Oh, yeah. Nick! 369 00:25:49,739 --> 00:25:51,239 - Oh! - Stop. 370 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,175 Oh, yeah! Nick! 371 00:25:55,778 --> 00:25:57,279 Yo, ladies. 372 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,013 Want to get stoned and play some ping-pong? 373 00:25:59,014 --> 00:26:01,316 We're already stoned. 374 00:26:01,317 --> 00:26:02,817 Oh, OK. 375 00:26:02,818 --> 00:26:04,186 Then we can skip right to the ping-pong. 376 00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:06,988 And by ping-pong, you mean... 377 00:26:06,989 --> 00:26:09,924 Uh... it's like tennis, 378 00:26:09,925 --> 00:26:12,894 but easier, with a little... white ball. 379 00:26:14,230 --> 00:26:17,499 I like your Prius. We're gonna pass. 380 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:19,334 Right on. 381 00:26:19,335 --> 00:26:20,835 As you were. 382 00:26:22,338 --> 00:26:24,038 You going to Dorfman's tonight? 383 00:26:24,039 --> 00:26:25,640 Maybe. 384 00:26:29,444 --> 00:26:32,346 Ooh, girl, someone wants to show you 385 00:26:32,347 --> 00:26:34,849 his little white balls. 386 00:26:36,018 --> 00:26:37,351 Stop. 387 00:26:37,352 --> 00:26:38,653 Oh, yeah! 388 00:26:38,654 --> 00:26:40,054 Nick! 389 00:26:47,997 --> 00:26:49,831 How'd it go? 390 00:26:49,832 --> 00:26:52,734 I am no longer burdened. 391 00:26:52,735 --> 00:26:53,801 All gone? 392 00:26:53,802 --> 00:26:56,037 All gone. 393 00:26:56,038 --> 00:26:57,739 - So you ready to go home? - Yes. 394 00:26:57,740 --> 00:27:00,008 Um, actually, Tom, we're going to have 395 00:27:00,009 --> 00:27:02,576 Doug take the congressman home. 396 00:27:02,577 --> 00:27:04,678 Wayne would like to speak with you. 397 00:27:06,648 --> 00:27:08,549 - To me? - Yes, Tom. 398 00:27:08,550 --> 00:27:10,484 - You. - See ya. 399 00:27:11,986 --> 00:27:15,389 Um... is every... is everything OK? 400 00:27:15,390 --> 00:27:17,391 Why don't you stay here tonight, Tom? 401 00:27:17,392 --> 00:27:20,261 Get some dinner, there's a bed for you in the bunkhouse. 402 00:27:20,262 --> 00:27:22,263 Wayne will come to you. 403 00:27:22,264 --> 00:27:23,864 - Do you know what it's about? - Tom. 404 00:27:23,865 --> 00:27:25,966 He'll come to you. 405 00:27:47,055 --> 00:27:50,456 Thank you for letting me crash your dinner, Mr. Garvey. 406 00:27:50,457 --> 00:27:53,459 I think it's really awesome that you guys have this whole 407 00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:55,962 family thing every night. 408 00:27:55,963 --> 00:27:59,066 Hear that, Jill? Aimee thinks it's awesome. 409 00:28:02,303 --> 00:28:04,604 How was hockey practice? 410 00:28:08,042 --> 00:28:10,043 Same old, same old. 411 00:28:12,046 --> 00:28:15,114 There something you want to tell me? 412 00:28:16,617 --> 00:28:18,718 This meatloaf's fucking spectacular. 413 00:28:22,089 --> 00:28:24,657 That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about my cooking. 414 00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:29,696 So, Mr. Garvey, are you keeping the peace and what not 415 00:28:29,697 --> 00:28:31,797 at tomorrow's parade thingy? 416 00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:35,702 You're not going, are you? 417 00:28:35,703 --> 00:28:38,705 Probably not. It sounds depressing. 418 00:28:38,706 --> 00:28:40,940 You don't want us to go? 419 00:28:40,941 --> 00:28:43,443 No, I'd rather you didn't. 420 00:28:43,444 --> 00:28:44,777 Why not? 421 00:28:44,778 --> 00:28:46,279 I would just rather you didn't. 422 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,280 I would just rather you tell me why not. 423 00:28:48,281 --> 00:28:51,983 You really want to go or you're just busting my balls? 424 00:28:51,984 --> 00:28:54,085 Busting your balls. 425 00:28:54,086 --> 00:28:55,820 You know what, Mr. Garvey? 426 00:28:55,821 --> 00:28:59,324 Um, Jill and I have been discussing her whole... 427 00:28:59,325 --> 00:29:01,493 attitude thing lately. 428 00:29:01,494 --> 00:29:04,429 - You have? - Yeah, and, um, 429 00:29:04,430 --> 00:29:07,966 we both think that, you know, she's been under a lot of stress 430 00:29:07,967 --> 00:29:11,469 and it might actually do her some good to just, 431 00:29:11,470 --> 00:29:14,305 you know, come out tonight and have a good time. 432 00:29:14,306 --> 00:29:16,540 Where is this good time happening? 433 00:29:16,541 --> 00:29:18,342 This guy's house, 434 00:29:18,343 --> 00:29:20,145 Jay Dorfman. 435 00:29:20,146 --> 00:29:22,380 - Dorfman? - Yeah. 436 00:29:22,381 --> 00:29:24,715 It's, you know, just a small get-together thing, 437 00:29:24,716 --> 00:29:26,684 and his parents will totally be there. 438 00:29:26,685 --> 00:29:28,386 - Oh, good. - And it's 439 00:29:28,387 --> 00:29:29,888 all the way on the other side of town, 440 00:29:29,889 --> 00:29:31,990 so maybe Jill could borrow your car. 441 00:29:36,962 --> 00:29:38,963 No drinking. 442 00:29:40,966 --> 00:29:42,466 I don't drink. 443 00:29:43,968 --> 00:29:46,203 All right. 444 00:29:46,204 --> 00:29:48,572 Uh, have fun. 445 00:29:48,573 --> 00:29:50,007 Come on, Aimee. 446 00:29:50,008 --> 00:29:51,875 Please don't come tomorrow. 447 00:29:51,876 --> 00:29:55,879 I would real... Jill, I would really appreciate it. 448 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,882 And if it's a party, you better hope no one calls the cops. 449 00:29:58,883 --> 00:30:00,050 Yeah, yeah... 450 00:30:00,051 --> 00:30:02,152 Text me Dorfman's phone number! 451 00:30:09,695 --> 00:30:12,196 You're doing your best. 452 00:30:49,033 --> 00:30:50,433 It's OK. 453 00:30:50,434 --> 00:30:51,935 Just ignore 'em. 454 00:30:51,936 --> 00:30:53,936 Come on. 455 00:31:31,908 --> 00:31:33,241 Shit. 456 00:31:33,242 --> 00:31:34,777 Bring it on! 457 00:31:42,184 --> 00:31:44,052 Bring it! 458 00:31:47,123 --> 00:31:48,524 Oww! 459 00:31:48,525 --> 00:31:49,858 Yeah. 460 00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:56,632 Yo, next! Nick, let's go! 461 00:31:56,633 --> 00:31:58,233 Nick! 462 00:32:04,139 --> 00:32:06,106 Whoo! 463 00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:10,244 I don't have to do it. It's cool. 464 00:32:10,245 --> 00:32:12,513 - I don't have to do it. Really, it doesn't... - Go for it. 465 00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:14,649 Jill, I don't care. I seriously don't have to do it. 466 00:32:14,650 --> 00:32:15,983 Please. Have fun. 467 00:32:27,896 --> 00:32:30,297 And that's the beauty of it. 468 00:32:30,298 --> 00:32:33,800 See, if we do it in Hawaii, then half the guest list 469 00:32:33,801 --> 00:32:35,802 won't even show up, which is... 470 00:32:35,803 --> 00:32:37,972 I've got to the point, right? 471 00:32:37,973 --> 00:32:40,074 Mm-hmm. 472 00:32:40,075 --> 00:32:42,076 Honey... 473 00:32:42,077 --> 00:32:45,079 listen, I know that this is all 474 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,714 a little... overwhelming. 475 00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:50,217 Planning a wedding is a big deal. 476 00:32:52,153 --> 00:32:54,054 It's not, actually. 477 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:56,223 Mmm. What? 478 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:59,026 Well, it's just a... a party, right? 479 00:32:59,027 --> 00:33:01,528 We're exchanging vows. 480 00:33:01,529 --> 00:33:05,032 Yeah, but... that's not the wedding. 481 00:33:05,033 --> 00:33:08,369 That's exactly what the wedding is. 482 00:33:08,370 --> 00:33:12,472 No, the wedding is picking fucking centerpieces. 483 00:33:17,978 --> 00:33:19,879 I'm sorry. 484 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,382 It's just like you said. It's... 485 00:33:22,383 --> 00:33:24,984 It's overwhelming. 486 00:33:26,987 --> 00:33:29,889 I'm really looking forward to it. 487 00:33:29,890 --> 00:33:31,991 Yeah, me, too. 488 00:33:34,794 --> 00:33:36,295 What? 489 00:33:37,797 --> 00:33:39,198 Oh. 490 00:33:39,199 --> 00:33:41,200 Fucking God. 491 00:33:41,201 --> 00:33:43,302 Those crazy... 492 00:33:53,914 --> 00:33:56,949 My fiancée, she's going through some stuff and, um... 493 00:34:30,449 --> 00:34:32,550 Do it. Do it. 494 00:34:35,888 --> 00:34:37,288 Fuck! 495 00:34:37,289 --> 00:34:39,023 Fuck! 496 00:34:41,126 --> 00:34:42,927 Fuck! 497 00:34:42,928 --> 00:34:44,829 Aah! 498 00:34:46,599 --> 00:34:48,265 It's on you, boo. 499 00:35:01,813 --> 00:35:03,714 Whoo! 500 00:35:03,715 --> 00:35:05,316 Whoo! 501 00:35:22,601 --> 00:35:24,501 We don't have to do anything. 502 00:35:24,502 --> 00:35:26,503 I mean, I won't tell. 503 00:35:26,504 --> 00:35:29,005 I have other rules, Garvey. 504 00:35:29,006 --> 00:35:31,608 You can do whatever you want. 505 00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:43,153 Must have been Dorfman's little sister's room or something. 506 00:35:43,154 --> 00:35:46,589 Probably keeping it in case she comes back. 507 00:35:46,590 --> 00:35:49,192 She's not coming back. 508 00:35:50,694 --> 00:35:52,061 None of them are. 509 00:35:52,062 --> 00:35:54,764 Yeah, probably not. 510 00:35:56,266 --> 00:35:58,667 So, uh... 511 00:35:58,668 --> 00:36:01,170 how are you doing? 512 00:36:01,171 --> 00:36:03,338 You know, like, with your mom and all? 513 00:36:03,339 --> 00:36:05,940 Fantastic, Max. Thanks for asking. 514 00:36:08,444 --> 00:36:09,944 Sorry. 515 00:36:11,447 --> 00:36:13,014 Come on. Come on. 516 00:36:13,015 --> 00:36:15,116 Be respectful. 517 00:36:25,161 --> 00:36:28,564 So, uh, yeah, what's up with Nick and Aimee, huh? 518 00:36:28,565 --> 00:36:30,565 I thought you guys were friends. 519 00:36:30,566 --> 00:36:32,933 Doesn't she know you own, like, half his babies and shit like that? 520 00:36:32,934 --> 00:36:35,035 Max, please stop talking. 521 00:36:38,807 --> 00:36:41,209 Do you mind if I jerk off? 522 00:36:41,210 --> 00:36:43,311 Be my guest. 523 00:36:52,688 --> 00:36:56,123 So, I mean, are you gonna choke me or what? 524 00:37:03,198 --> 00:37:05,699 Yeah, that's good. 525 00:37:07,034 --> 00:37:08,935 Oh, yeah, that's good. 526 00:37:13,941 --> 00:37:15,742 Yeah. 527 00:37:15,743 --> 00:37:18,345 Yeah, that's better. 528 00:37:44,571 --> 00:37:46,071 Mmm. 529 00:38:07,059 --> 00:38:09,060 Goddamn it! 530 00:38:12,399 --> 00:38:13,965 No, Meg, Meg. 531 00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:18,169 What the fuck do you want?! 532 00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:19,704 Why the fuck are you following us?! 533 00:38:19,705 --> 00:38:21,706 - Let's go inside. Come on. - You're everywhere! 534 00:38:21,707 --> 00:38:23,374 You're fucking everywhere! 535 00:38:23,375 --> 00:38:25,209 - Go away! - I got you. 536 00:38:25,210 --> 00:38:26,744 Shh, shh, shh. 537 00:39:14,124 --> 00:39:17,694 Well, do you even remember the trajectory of where they... 538 00:39:17,695 --> 00:39:20,029 See if they bounced off the curb or something. I don't know. 539 00:39:20,030 --> 00:39:22,031 I mean, I can't see. It's dark. 540 00:39:22,032 --> 00:39:25,235 - Hey, do you have a flashlight? - What? 541 00:39:25,236 --> 00:39:27,237 I was getting out of the car, 542 00:39:27,238 --> 00:39:29,038 and I saw this baby shoe 543 00:39:29,039 --> 00:39:30,640 and I leaned over to get it. 544 00:39:30,641 --> 00:39:33,643 He was tossing me the keys, but I didn't know, so... 545 00:39:33,644 --> 00:39:36,413 they kind of sailed into nowhere. 546 00:39:36,414 --> 00:39:38,815 At least we got a baby shoe. 547 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,722 I think my dad might have some flares or something. 548 00:39:46,723 --> 00:39:48,057 Yeah? 549 00:39:48,058 --> 00:39:49,825 All right. OK. 550 00:39:49,826 --> 00:39:51,060 How was the party? 551 00:39:51,061 --> 00:39:53,062 It's over. 552 00:39:53,063 --> 00:39:55,398 Everybody's either wasted or hooking up. 553 00:39:55,399 --> 00:39:57,466 Yeah, did you guys spin? Yeah. 554 00:40:00,337 --> 00:40:02,838 There's a dead dog in your trunk. 555 00:40:05,409 --> 00:40:07,410 Is he yours? 556 00:40:09,346 --> 00:40:10,746 No. 557 00:40:17,554 --> 00:40:19,555 Does it say his name? 558 00:40:21,892 --> 00:40:23,626 Dudley. 559 00:40:23,627 --> 00:40:26,361 Dudley is kind of a shit name. 560 00:40:26,362 --> 00:40:27,830 Why'd your dad shoot him? 561 00:40:27,831 --> 00:40:29,465 He didn't shoot him. 562 00:40:29,466 --> 00:40:32,167 - Then why was he in the trunk? - I have no idea. 563 00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:33,936 He just wouldn't shoot a dog. 564 00:40:33,937 --> 00:40:36,439 Well, unless Dudley here is one of the ones that went nuts on the 14th. 565 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,441 I heard there's a whole pack of them that lives 566 00:40:38,442 --> 00:40:40,142 out in the woods behind the state hospital. 567 00:40:40,143 --> 00:40:41,710 That's urban-legend bullshit. 568 00:40:41,711 --> 00:40:43,512 I mean, I know loads of people with dogs, 569 00:40:43,513 --> 00:40:45,147 and none of them ran away. 570 00:40:45,148 --> 00:40:47,650 No, no, no, not all of them did, just the ones that witnessed it, 571 00:40:47,651 --> 00:40:50,285 you know, who were actually there when someone went... 572 00:40:50,286 --> 00:40:53,121 Poof! 573 00:40:53,122 --> 00:40:54,622 Dogs are just animals, man. 574 00:40:54,623 --> 00:40:56,624 They're not like us, trying to reason it all out, 575 00:40:56,625 --> 00:40:59,627 make sense of shit that makes no sense. 576 00:40:59,628 --> 00:41:02,630 They see something like that, and they just snap. 577 00:41:02,631 --> 00:41:04,132 All bets are off right there. 578 00:41:04,133 --> 00:41:07,336 No more chasing sticks, no more licking your own balls. 579 00:41:08,537 --> 00:41:10,538 They just go primal, man. 580 00:41:10,539 --> 00:41:14,343 Same thing's gonna happen to us. It's just taking longer. 581 00:41:42,804 --> 00:41:45,206 Good-bye, Dudley. 582 00:41:45,207 --> 00:41:47,808 Hope it's easier now. 583 00:41:51,813 --> 00:41:54,815 We're sorry you got stuck with us. 584 00:42:20,474 --> 00:42:21,974 Tom? 585 00:42:25,979 --> 00:42:27,380 Tom. 586 00:42:27,381 --> 00:42:29,382 Get up, man. 587 00:42:29,383 --> 00:42:31,450 W-Wayne. 588 00:42:31,451 --> 00:42:33,452 How... how are you? 589 00:42:33,453 --> 00:42:36,455 We need to talk about Christine. 590 00:42:36,456 --> 00:42:38,824 Oh, um, OK. 591 00:42:41,762 --> 00:42:43,763 Isn't she one of the girls that lives here? 592 00:42:43,764 --> 00:42:46,265 Oh, look at you, lad. 593 00:42:46,266 --> 00:42:48,901 "Is... isn't she one of the girls who lives here?" 594 00:42:48,902 --> 00:42:50,402 Heh heh! 595 00:42:50,403 --> 00:42:53,072 You chat her ass up and bring her candy 596 00:42:53,073 --> 00:42:56,075 every time you do a drop-off, man. 597 00:42:56,076 --> 00:42:58,243 W-Wayne, I... I swear... 598 00:42:58,244 --> 00:43:01,246 She's important, you know, she's very important, and, um, 599 00:43:01,247 --> 00:43:03,848 I need you to protect her. 600 00:43:05,217 --> 00:43:06,818 From what? 601 00:43:06,819 --> 00:43:09,487 Oh, some bad shit's coming, and there's no gettin' around it. 602 00:43:09,488 --> 00:43:12,791 I need you to keep her close, keep her safe, and... 603 00:43:12,792 --> 00:43:16,294 Keep your fucking hands off her. 604 00:43:16,295 --> 00:43:17,629 OK? 605 00:43:17,630 --> 00:43:18,930 Yeah. 606 00:43:18,931 --> 00:43:20,966 OK. 607 00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:25,670 Been having this dream, Tom. 608 00:43:25,671 --> 00:43:29,173 It's the same one, over and over. 609 00:43:29,174 --> 00:43:31,509 It's about my son. 610 00:43:33,479 --> 00:43:36,481 "We're gone, Daddy," he says to me. 611 00:43:37,983 --> 00:43:40,884 And all... all the people who stayed, 612 00:43:40,885 --> 00:43:45,222 they're... pretending like it never happened. 613 00:43:45,223 --> 00:43:47,725 They're asleep, 614 00:43:47,726 --> 00:43:49,727 but they need to wake up now. 615 00:43:49,728 --> 00:43:52,830 So I ask him why. Why now? 616 00:43:54,332 --> 00:43:57,234 And he says... 617 00:43:57,235 --> 00:44:00,738 "Therefore, 618 00:44:00,739 --> 00:44:04,241 "watch and remember, 619 00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:08,746 "that by the space of 3 years, I seize not to warn them, 620 00:44:08,747 --> 00:44:12,449 night and day, with tears." 621 00:44:13,951 --> 00:44:15,852 - Three years? - Three years. 622 00:44:15,853 --> 00:44:17,587 That's tomorrow. 623 00:44:23,361 --> 00:44:26,363 The grace period's over, Tom. 624 00:44:31,602 --> 00:44:34,003 Time to go to work. 625 00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:36,506 Tomorrow's October 14th, 626 00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:39,709 so it's time again for the world to mourn the departed. 627 00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:42,879 We're gonna talk about what's gone on in the past 3 years, 628 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,881 and you can tell us what you're thinking. 629 00:44:44,882 --> 00:44:46,883 Caller Number One, go ahead. 630 00:44:46,884 --> 00:44:48,384 Corinthians 15... 631 00:45:35,765 --> 00:45:37,665 Hello? 632 00:45:37,666 --> 00:45:40,501 Hey, Chief, where are you? Parade starts in 10 minutes. 633 00:45:40,502 --> 00:45:43,238 Mayor's losin' her shit. 634 00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,241 I probably... should I just try to stall or something? 635 00:45:46,242 --> 00:45:48,243 Jill, honey? 636 00:45:48,244 --> 00:45:50,845 I got to go to the parade. 637 00:45:56,352 --> 00:45:59,754 Where the hell are you and where the hell is my car? 638 00:45:59,755 --> 00:46:03,258 Unless you are dead, you have exactly 10 minutes to call me back. 639 00:46:03,259 --> 00:46:05,860 Do you understand me? 10 minutes! 640 00:46:10,599 --> 00:46:12,600 Oh, fuck. 641 00:46:41,061 --> 00:46:42,896 Hey, Tony, got him. 642 00:46:42,897 --> 00:46:44,665 You OK? What happened? 643 00:46:44,666 --> 00:46:46,762 Jill took the car, didn't come home last night. 644 00:46:46,763 --> 00:46:48,116 Jesus. 645 00:46:48,117 --> 00:46:49,335 No, I don't want that. Should we send around 646 00:46:49,336 --> 00:46:51,337 a couple of cars after the ceremony? 647 00:46:51,338 --> 00:46:53,472 - Are you worried? - Dennis, I'm always fucking worried. 648 00:46:57,877 --> 00:46:59,378 What's up with the clown? 649 00:46:59,379 --> 00:47:01,380 Uh, she always does the parades. 650 00:47:01,381 --> 00:47:03,382 The kids love her. No fucking clowns. 651 00:47:03,383 --> 00:47:05,351 Jesus Christ. 652 00:47:05,352 --> 00:47:06,852 Oh, Chief Garvey. 653 00:47:06,853 --> 00:47:09,322 - Mayor. - Where have you been? 654 00:47:09,323 --> 00:47:11,190 Securing the parade route. 655 00:47:11,191 --> 00:47:13,359 Uh-huh. You see anything interesting? 656 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,329 Just a lot of people ready to feel better. 657 00:47:16,330 --> 00:47:18,331 They need this. We all do. 658 00:47:18,332 --> 00:47:20,264 Talk to me in a few hours. See if you still feel that way. 659 00:47:20,265 --> 00:47:22,767 - Oh, because the G.R. is coming. - Yeah, they definitely are. 660 00:47:22,768 --> 00:47:26,170 Then do your job, Kevin, and maintain the peace. 661 00:47:26,171 --> 00:47:28,272 Yes, ma'am. 662 00:49:18,314 --> 00:49:20,714 Why are you here? 663 00:49:20,715 --> 00:49:22,350 It wasn't the rapture! 664 00:49:22,351 --> 00:49:24,852 They were no better than us! I have proof! 665 00:49:24,853 --> 00:49:26,854 Free of charge! 666 00:49:26,855 --> 00:49:28,456 She beat her children! 667 00:49:28,457 --> 00:49:30,959 Does that sound like a good person to you? 668 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,961 She beat her children! 669 00:49:32,962 --> 00:49:35,463 Matt. 670 00:49:35,464 --> 00:49:36,998 None of your business, Matt. 671 00:49:36,999 --> 00:49:38,499 Really need to do this today? 672 00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:40,500 Especially today, Officer. 673 00:49:40,501 --> 00:49:42,002 - Chief. - Right. Chief. Sorry. 674 00:49:42,003 --> 00:49:43,703 Hey, next time you see your dad, 675 00:49:43,704 --> 00:49:45,339 you tell him he's off the hook. 676 00:49:45,340 --> 00:49:46,539 I will be sure and do that, Matt. 677 00:49:46,540 --> 00:49:48,041 You're off the hook, too, Chief. 678 00:49:48,042 --> 00:49:49,642 Thank you. 679 00:49:51,145 --> 00:49:52,645 You know, this... 680 00:49:52,646 --> 00:49:54,047 What are you doing? 681 00:49:55,549 --> 00:49:57,451 Be done with it. 682 00:50:03,524 --> 00:50:04,958 Jill! 683 00:50:07,962 --> 00:50:09,529 Where the hell were you last night? 684 00:50:09,530 --> 00:50:11,031 - At a friend's. - What friend? 685 00:50:11,032 --> 00:50:12,532 - Does it matter? What are you doing? - I told you not to come here. 686 00:50:12,533 --> 00:50:14,767 - I want to be here. - I don't give a shit what you want. 687 00:50:14,768 --> 00:50:16,836 Why was there a dead dog in your trunk? 688 00:50:18,839 --> 00:50:20,840 Shit. 689 00:50:24,712 --> 00:50:26,278 Testing, 1, 2. 690 00:50:26,279 --> 00:50:28,781 Mic check. Check, check, check. 691 00:50:28,782 --> 00:50:31,117 Guess you should go, do your... 692 00:50:37,457 --> 00:50:39,191 Good morning, everyone. 693 00:50:39,192 --> 00:50:41,127 Good morning. 694 00:50:41,128 --> 00:50:43,095 So many of our loved ones 695 00:50:43,096 --> 00:50:45,364 were lost 3 years ago, 696 00:50:45,365 --> 00:50:47,700 and it's hard to know how to talk about them 697 00:50:47,701 --> 00:50:50,669 without feeling... 698 00:50:50,670 --> 00:50:54,240 well, we really don't know how to feel 699 00:50:54,241 --> 00:50:56,708 because we still wonder 700 00:50:56,709 --> 00:50:58,377 where they went 701 00:50:58,378 --> 00:51:00,312 and why. 702 00:51:00,313 --> 00:51:03,315 We honor them now with this... 703 00:51:03,316 --> 00:51:06,652 Mapleton's own October 14th memorial. 704 00:51:06,653 --> 00:51:08,087 Hector, would you please? 705 00:51:17,597 --> 00:51:19,998 Thank you, Hector. 706 00:51:19,999 --> 00:51:22,333 Outstanding. 707 00:51:26,505 --> 00:51:28,173 Fran Clary. 708 00:51:28,174 --> 00:51:29,974 Gary Van Nuis. 709 00:51:29,975 --> 00:51:32,977 Patrick Richard Younger. 710 00:51:32,978 --> 00:51:34,812 Joyce Wong. 711 00:51:34,813 --> 00:51:36,814 Maggie Roninberg. 712 00:51:36,815 --> 00:51:38,183 Bob Nash. 713 00:51:38,184 --> 00:51:39,684 Colby Parker. 714 00:51:39,685 --> 00:51:41,686 Bill McMullen. 715 00:51:41,687 --> 00:51:44,189 Gerald Marcus Zimmeran... 716 00:51:44,190 --> 00:51:45,923 Zimmerman. Sorry. 717 00:51:45,924 --> 00:51:48,426 Thank you, girls, for that beautiful remembrance. 718 00:51:50,162 --> 00:51:53,030 Every one of us was touched by the events 719 00:51:53,031 --> 00:51:55,766 of October 14th, but no one 720 00:51:55,767 --> 00:51:58,502 more than our honored speaker, 721 00:51:58,503 --> 00:52:00,304 Nora Durst. 722 00:52:00,305 --> 00:52:02,806 - All right. - Come on, Nora. All right. 723 00:52:02,807 --> 00:52:04,174 Come on, Nora. 724 00:52:04,175 --> 00:52:05,675 Nora. 725 00:52:17,788 --> 00:52:19,856 The best day of my life happened 726 00:52:19,857 --> 00:52:22,859 a few months before October 14th, 727 00:52:22,860 --> 00:52:25,362 but I didn't know it. 728 00:52:25,363 --> 00:52:28,365 It just seemed like, um, 729 00:52:28,366 --> 00:52:30,367 a nice day, you know, 730 00:52:30,368 --> 00:52:32,868 my husband, 731 00:52:32,869 --> 00:52:34,870 my 6-year-old son, 732 00:52:34,871 --> 00:52:37,873 and my 4-year-old daughter. 733 00:52:37,874 --> 00:52:40,976 Their names were... 734 00:52:42,646 --> 00:52:47,049 are Doug, Jeremy, and Erin. 735 00:52:47,050 --> 00:52:50,153 The kids built a sand castle. 736 00:52:50,154 --> 00:52:52,821 Doug and I, we just sat on a blanket and watched them work, 737 00:52:52,822 --> 00:52:55,324 and it was just... 738 00:52:55,325 --> 00:52:58,327 perfect, and... 739 00:52:58,328 --> 00:53:01,297 it felt like, um... 740 00:53:03,967 --> 00:53:06,802 I didn't deserve anything that... 741 00:53:06,803 --> 00:53:08,403 good. 742 00:53:11,474 --> 00:53:14,309 This one Saturday, the winter before that, 743 00:53:14,310 --> 00:53:16,811 we all got hit with the stomach flu, the whole family. 744 00:53:16,812 --> 00:53:19,147 We were all feverish and throwing up, 745 00:53:19,148 --> 00:53:22,150 and I couldn't even get out of bed, and... 746 00:53:22,151 --> 00:53:25,654 the kids were lying there with us, and I could feel 747 00:53:25,655 --> 00:53:28,657 the heat coming off their bodies, and I remember thinking, 748 00:53:28,658 --> 00:53:30,858 "This is it," I was gonna die. 749 00:53:38,367 --> 00:53:41,269 I'm not greedy. 750 00:53:41,270 --> 00:53:44,341 I'm not asking for that perfect day at the beach. 751 00:53:45,374 --> 00:53:47,775 Just give me that horrible Saturday, 752 00:53:47,776 --> 00:53:51,779 all four of us sick and miserable, 753 00:53:51,780 --> 00:53:54,281 but alive and together. 754 00:53:55,951 --> 00:53:58,219 Oh, great. Check it out. 755 00:53:58,220 --> 00:54:00,221 What the hell are you doing here?! 756 00:54:00,222 --> 00:54:02,223 Up here ridge, look. 757 00:54:02,224 --> 00:54:03,591 Whoa, they're coming at us. 758 00:54:03,592 --> 00:54:06,994 All units on foot, north side of the park, now. 759 00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:17,070 Dad! 760 00:54:17,071 --> 00:54:19,572 Go home, now. Now! 761 00:54:19,573 --> 00:54:21,574 Get out of here! 762 00:54:21,575 --> 00:54:24,510 You're not wanted here! 763 00:54:42,529 --> 00:54:44,530 Fuck you! 764 00:54:46,567 --> 00:54:48,568 Oh, fuck this! 765 00:54:50,070 --> 00:54:51,971 What do you want?! 766 00:54:51,972 --> 00:54:54,574 Take your cigarettes and stick 'em up your ass! 767 00:54:57,778 --> 00:54:59,279 Hey! 768 00:55:05,286 --> 00:55:06,886 Get out of here! 769 00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:09,489 Get the fuck out of here! 770 00:55:38,819 --> 00:55:40,652 Get out of my way! 771 00:55:40,653 --> 00:55:42,254 Get back! 772 00:56:04,276 --> 00:56:07,178 Hold the line! Hold the line! 773 00:56:59,329 --> 00:57:01,731 Do not talk about this as if it has something 774 00:57:01,732 --> 00:57:04,567 to do with what we have and have not done, 775 00:57:04,568 --> 00:57:06,736 as if there is some sort of rule book... 776 00:57:06,737 --> 00:57:09,238 Everybody knows that the holy word of God... 777 00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:11,741 You're talking about the Bible. 778 00:57:11,742 --> 00:57:13,743 We're trying to have a secular conversation here, 779 00:57:13,744 --> 00:57:15,812 and you want to talk about God's will. 780 00:57:15,813 --> 00:57:17,980 If it's not the will of God, whose will is it? 781 00:57:17,981 --> 00:57:20,149 It is no one's. It is arbitrary. 782 00:57:20,150 --> 00:57:23,653 It is meaningless, and anyone who suggests otherwise 783 00:57:23,654 --> 00:57:25,855 is probably trying to start his own cult. 784 00:57:25,856 --> 00:57:27,690 I'll tell you who's starting a cult... the scientists 785 00:57:27,691 --> 00:57:29,691 who believe in worshiping their own objectivity. 786 00:57:29,692 --> 00:57:31,027 Science. Science always. 787 00:57:31,028 --> 00:57:32,494 Empirical evidence always rules. 788 00:57:32,495 --> 00:57:33,930 There is no atheist apostle. 789 00:57:33,931 --> 00:57:36,765 Einstein said that God doesn't play dice 790 00:57:36,766 --> 00:57:38,600 with the universe! 791 00:57:38,601 --> 00:57:42,438 Spiritual explanations for that which you cannot explain. 792 00:57:42,439 --> 00:57:43,940 God brings along the peace... 793 00:57:43,941 --> 00:57:45,774 Arbitrary, meaningless. 794 00:57:45,775 --> 00:57:47,143 Stop digging where there is no... 795 00:57:47,144 --> 00:57:49,345 Christ, Mike, turn this shit down. 796 00:57:49,346 --> 00:57:51,147 Copy that, Chief. ...scared man of God. 797 00:57:51,148 --> 00:57:53,515 I am not afraid. I am here be... 798 00:57:55,452 --> 00:57:57,353 Well, the Pope. I get the Pope. 799 00:57:57,354 --> 00:58:00,189 But Gary fucking Busey? 800 00:58:00,190 --> 00:58:02,858 How doe e e make the cut? 801 00:58:02,859 --> 00:58:05,461 Ours is not to reason why, Mike. 802 00:58:07,197 --> 00:58:09,197 What happened to your eye? 803 00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:14,703 A woman hit me... with her shoe. 804 00:58:19,742 --> 00:58:21,643 Come on, really? 805 00:58:21,644 --> 00:58:24,680 Really. Mike, can I get another one? 806 00:58:24,681 --> 00:58:26,882 You sure, Chief? 807 00:58:26,883 --> 00:58:29,585 Yeah, I am. Thank you for your concern. 808 00:58:37,026 --> 00:58:38,894 Where were you? 809 00:58:41,297 --> 00:58:43,932 When it happened, where were you? 810 00:58:48,437 --> 00:58:49,937 Yeah! 811 00:58:49,938 --> 00:58:52,073 I was in my house, 812 00:58:52,074 --> 00:58:54,275 cleaning out a gutter. 813 00:58:56,778 --> 00:58:58,779 Oh. 814 00:59:02,718 --> 00:59:04,719 Where were you? 815 00:59:09,892 --> 00:59:13,895 I was in a parking lot... 816 00:59:15,397 --> 00:59:17,364 at the laundromat. 817 00:59:21,870 --> 00:59:24,204 Hey... 818 00:59:24,205 --> 00:59:26,607 we're still here. 819 00:59:28,610 --> 00:59:31,111 We sure are. 820 00:59:45,527 --> 00:59:47,627 Hey. 821 00:59:53,535 --> 00:59:56,036 I saw you! Stop that car. 822 00:59:56,037 --> 00:59:58,772 I saw what you did! You cannot kill our dogs! 823 00:59:58,773 --> 01:00:00,774 Get the fuck out of that car right now! 824 01:00:00,775 --> 01:00:02,276 Stop that car right fuckin' now! 825 01:00:02,277 --> 01:00:03,843 Damn! 826 01:00:03,844 --> 01:00:05,512 Fuck! 827 01:00:07,115 --> 01:00:10,117 You cannot kill our fucking dogs! 828 01:00:49,389 --> 01:00:51,290 I know you don't speak. 829 01:00:51,291 --> 01:00:53,892 I'm looking for someone named Laurie. 830 01:00:56,663 --> 01:00:58,430 Maybe you could tell me what house she's in. 831 01:01:00,133 --> 01:01:01,734 Just point. 832 01:01:07,406 --> 01:01:09,407 Laurie! 833 01:01:12,512 --> 01:01:14,013 Laurie! 834 01:01:17,316 --> 01:01:19,317 Laurie! 835 01:01:20,787 --> 01:01:23,288 I'm gonna go up there. 836 01:01:48,346 --> 01:01:49,847 Hi. 837 01:01:53,852 --> 01:01:55,352 You OK? 838 01:02:00,059 --> 01:02:01,693 No. 839 01:02:07,565 --> 01:02:09,132 Come on. 840 01:02:09,133 --> 01:02:11,534 Let's take a walk. 841 01:02:11,535 --> 01:02:15,038 We'll just go to walk, 842 01:02:15,039 --> 01:02:17,373 sit on the grass or something. 843 01:02:19,744 --> 01:02:22,145 I know. 844 01:02:25,149 --> 01:02:28,051 Yeah, thank you for fuckin' underlining that. 845 01:02:28,052 --> 01:02:31,154 Jesus Chri... I'm trying to talk to my wife! 846 01:02:51,141 --> 01:02:53,142 Please come home. 847 01:02:57,848 --> 01:02:59,349 Please come home! 848 01:03:04,622 --> 01:03:07,223 Oh! Fuck! 849 01:04:25,835 --> 01:04:28,836 I was wondering if I could stay here... 850 01:04:30,338 --> 01:04:32,472 maybe for just a couple of nights. 851 01:04:33,641 --> 01:04:35,042 You can stay here for as long as 852 01:04:35,043 --> 01:04:37,544 you want to, sweetheart. 853 01:04:37,545 --> 01:04:39,980 My name is Patti. What's yours? 854 01:04:41,482 --> 01:04:42,883 Meg. 855 01:04:42,884 --> 01:04:44,885 Hello, Meg. 856 01:04:44,886 --> 01:04:46,954 Hello. 857 01:04:46,955 --> 01:04:50,958 This is Laurie. She's gonna take care of you while you're here. 858 01:05:03,771 --> 01:05:04,937 Meg. 859 01:05:06,540 --> 01:05:09,008 You and I won't speak again. 860 01:07:20,037 --> 01:07:21,538 Come on, Tommy. 861 01:07:21,539 --> 01:07:24,374 Pick up the goddamn phone. 862 01:08:12,689 --> 01:08:15,191 Were you in my house last night? 863 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,698 They are not our dogs. 864 01:08:56,699 --> 01:08:58,200 What? 865 01:08:58,201 --> 01:09:00,701 You said they were our dogs. 866 01:09:00,702 --> 01:09:02,803 They're not. 867 01:09:04,306 --> 01:09:06,006 Not anymore. 868 01:09:08,009 --> 01:09:10,009 Am I awake? 869 01:09:12,012 --> 01:09:13,913 Heh! 870 01:09:13,914 --> 01:09:15,915 Well, you are now, Chief. 871 01:09:19,753 --> 01:09:21,654 You have a gun? 872 01:09:21,655 --> 01:09:23,823 Yeah. 873 01:09:23,824 --> 01:09:26,926 Well, then what the fuck are you waitin' for? 874 01:10:03,996 --> 01:10:05,996 Sync and corrected by caioalbanezi www.addic7ed.com 874 01:10:06,305 --> 01:10:12,278