1 00:00:09,558 --> 00:00:11,599 To your knowledge, did the Departed drink more 2 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:12,974 than two alcoholic beverages daily? 3 00:00:12,975 --> 00:00:15,475 Yes. 4 00:00:18,141 --> 00:00:20,182 To your knowledge, was the Departed 5 00:00:20,183 --> 00:00:22,140 born in a hospital? 6 00:00:22,141 --> 00:00:24,058 I think so. 7 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:29,558 To your knowledge, did the Departed ever attempt suicide? 8 00:00:36,433 --> 00:00:38,558 I don't know. 9 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:45,640 I understand you want to protect your husband's privacy, 10 00:00:45,641 --> 00:00:47,974 but the more questions you answer honestly, 11 00:00:47,975 --> 00:00:50,933 the better chance your claim will be processed. 12 00:00:54,433 --> 00:00:57,057 He told me... 13 00:00:59,058 --> 00:01:01,432 He took some pills once 14 00:01:01,433 --> 00:01:03,558 in high school. 15 00:01:08,433 --> 00:01:10,933 So is that a "yes"? 16 00:01:15,391 --> 00:01:16,932 Yes. 17 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:24,074 18 00:03:25,516 --> 00:03:27,557 Hello? 19 00:03:27,558 --> 00:03:28,765 Hello. Angel? 20 00:03:28,766 --> 00:03:32,141 I'd like to make an appointment. 21 00:03:54,725 --> 00:03:56,099 Hey. 22 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:57,349 I'm Angel. 23 00:03:57,350 --> 00:03:59,641 I'm Nora. Come on in. 24 00:04:09,766 --> 00:04:11,724 Have a seat. 25 00:04:11,725 --> 00:04:13,349 Can I get you something to drink? 26 00:04:13,350 --> 00:04:16,765 No. Thanks. I'm good. 27 00:04:16,766 --> 00:04:18,265 Nice mattress. 28 00:04:18,266 --> 00:04:19,932 That for us? 29 00:04:19,933 --> 00:04:21,391 That's for me. 30 00:04:22,850 --> 00:04:24,725 You want me to watch you? 31 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:29,640 No, I want you to shoot me. 32 00:04:39,225 --> 00:04:40,557 No way. No fuckin' way. 33 00:04:40,558 --> 00:04:42,224 Just... 34 00:04:42,225 --> 00:04:44,974 $2,000 for two seconds. 35 00:04:44,975 --> 00:04:47,182 Your ad specifically said, 36 00:04:47,183 --> 00:04:49,599 "Nothing is forbidden." 37 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,182 Lady, I fuck people. I don't kill them. 38 00:04:52,183 --> 00:04:55,100 If I wanted to die, I wouldn't need you. 39 00:05:00,225 --> 00:05:01,766 I'll talk you through it. 40 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:17,850 It's Kevlar. 41 00:05:21,058 --> 00:05:23,974 All you have to do... 42 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:25,932 is aim right here. 43 00:05:25,933 --> 00:05:27,683 Just above the stomach, just below my heart. 44 00:05:31,433 --> 00:05:33,516 You've done this before? 45 00:05:34,016 --> 00:05:37,015 Yes. 46 00:05:37,016 --> 00:05:40,224 Why didn't you just get the person that shot you last time? 47 00:05:40,225 --> 00:05:41,766 She said she wouldn't do it again. 48 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:48,683 I need another thousand. 49 00:05:51,558 --> 00:05:53,058 OK. 50 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:08,516 Go ahead. 51 00:06:26,975 --> 00:06:28,933 What if I miss? 52 00:06:30,475 --> 00:06:32,558 You won't. 53 00:06:40,808 --> 00:06:43,225 What happened to you? 54 00:06:57,225 --> 00:06:59,640 Hold it up. Two hands. 55 00:06:59,641 --> 00:07:01,307 All right? 56 00:07:01,308 --> 00:07:02,808 OK? 57 00:07:06,850 --> 00:07:08,474 Aim right here! 58 00:07:08,475 --> 00:07:11,890 Just pull the trigger, OK? 59 00:07:11,891 --> 00:07:14,474 On 3. 60 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:16,349 1... 61 00:07:16,350 --> 00:07:18,307 2... 62 00:07:18,308 --> 00:07:19,433 3! 63 00:07:20,850 --> 00:07:21,850 Do it! Just wait! 64 00:07:21,851 --> 00:07:23,515 Just do it! I can't! 65 00:07:23,516 --> 00:07:24,141 Just do it! I can't! 66 00:07:24,142 --> 00:07:26,516 Do it now! 67 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,224 Nora Jamison Durst, 68 00:09:20,225 --> 00:09:22,057 you have provided the appropriate documentation, 69 00:09:22,058 --> 00:09:26,182 certifying the respondents' status as "Departed"? 70 00:09:26,183 --> 00:09:27,974 Yes, I have. 71 00:09:27,975 --> 00:09:29,807 And you wish to dissolve the marriage between 72 00:09:29,808 --> 00:09:32,807 yourself, the plaintiff, and the respondent, 73 00:09:32,808 --> 00:09:34,600 Douglas Isaac Durst? 74 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:38,474 I do. 75 00:09:38,475 --> 00:09:40,974 And is there any matter of custody or removal 76 00:09:40,975 --> 00:09:43,974 of children, here named Jeremy and Erin, 77 00:09:43,975 --> 00:09:46,682 to be resolved within this application? 78 00:09:46,683 --> 00:09:49,141 My children are also Departed, Your Honor. 79 00:09:52,183 --> 00:09:54,058 I'm sorry to hear that. 80 00:09:56,891 --> 00:09:59,807 Should the departed respondent return, 81 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,515 this will remain binding. 82 00:10:01,516 --> 00:10:05,515 Do you still want to proceed? 83 00:10:05,516 --> 00:10:09,433 My husband was sleeping with our kids' preschool teacher. 84 00:10:14,225 --> 00:10:16,515 Yes, I'd like to proceed. 85 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:17,890 All right. 86 00:10:17,891 --> 00:10:20,640 The court hereby grants a Judgment of Divorce. 87 00:10:20,641 --> 00:10:24,724 While you're here, would you like 88 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:27,224 to legally revert to your maiden name? 89 00:10:27,225 --> 00:10:28,474 It's just another form... 90 00:10:28,475 --> 00:10:31,475 No, thank you. I'd like to remain Nora Durst. 91 00:10:39,141 --> 00:10:40,641 Hey. 92 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:44,474 Hey. 93 00:10:44,475 --> 00:10:46,474 That's a traffic ticket, I can get you out of it. 94 00:10:46,475 --> 00:10:48,057 Oh. Divorce. 95 00:10:48,058 --> 00:10:50,515 I just got myself out of it. 96 00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:52,515 Oh. Small world. 97 00:10:52,516 --> 00:10:54,474 Me, too. 98 00:10:54,475 --> 00:10:56,307 You're joking. 99 00:10:56,308 --> 00:10:59,807 No, I should have got the hint when she joined the Guilty Remnant. 100 00:11:04,516 --> 00:11:06,515 Oh, you're not joking. 101 00:11:06,516 --> 00:11:08,099 Oh, no. 102 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,599 I don't know how to joke. 103 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:14,390 Do you want to go to Miami? 104 00:11:14,391 --> 00:11:16,140 What? 105 00:11:16,141 --> 00:11:17,682 I was supposed to go to this work conference in Manhattan 106 00:11:17,683 --> 00:11:19,682 on Friday, but it's gonna be terrible, 107 00:11:19,683 --> 00:11:22,683 and I was thinking maybe Miami instead. 108 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,765 Oh, uh... 109 00:11:26,766 --> 00:11:29,015 Oh, I live with my daughter, so I... 110 00:11:29,016 --> 00:11:30,808 Oh, fuck your daughter. 111 00:11:33,391 --> 00:11:36,015 I'm sorry. That... 112 00:11:36,016 --> 00:11:38,557 I am so sorry. 113 00:11:38,558 --> 00:11:39,683 Look... 114 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,390 Department of Sudden Departure. 115 00:11:50,391 --> 00:11:53,724 Hi, Tracy. Is he in? 116 00:11:53,725 --> 00:11:56,140 Yes, he is. OK, thank you. 117 00:11:56,141 --> 00:11:57,641 Hey. 118 00:12:01,308 --> 00:12:04,724 Come in. 119 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:08,224 Ma'am, the benefits aren't determ... 120 00:12:08,225 --> 00:12:11,265 Right, but our office has nothing to say about... 121 00:12:11,266 --> 00:12:13,474 Hello? Ma'am? 122 00:12:15,141 --> 00:12:17,974 I feel like I have the same conversation 80 fuckin' times a day. 123 00:12:17,975 --> 00:12:19,015 I have no idea what you mean. 124 00:12:19,016 --> 00:12:21,557 Sit. 125 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:27,140 So, uh, you ready for your panel, whatever, at DROP? 126 00:12:27,141 --> 00:12:29,140 Yes, sir. They put me on Day Two, 127 00:12:29,141 --> 00:12:31,807 along with Rhode Island and Connecticut. 128 00:12:31,808 --> 00:12:35,599 Just don't let them bully you into taking questions about the data. 129 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,557 All right, they gave us a pass last year, but they're gonna want answers this time. 130 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,765 "I'm sorry, Sir or Madam, I'm not qualified 131 00:12:39,766 --> 00:12:42,974 "to analyze the data from our questionnaires. 132 00:12:42,975 --> 00:12:45,974 I don't even have access to it before it goes to our statisticians in Annapolis." 133 00:12:45,975 --> 00:12:47,974 Oh, shit. 134 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,557 Annapolis. Speaking of, 135 00:12:49,558 --> 00:12:52,640 what are you doing on 121? 136 00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:53,641 What? 137 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:54,766 I just got this email. 138 00:12:57,225 --> 00:13:01,015 "Please inquire ID 42ECN as to the manner 139 00:13:01,016 --> 00:13:03,640 by which he/she presents Question 121." 140 00:13:03,641 --> 00:13:04,766 What are you doing? 141 00:13:08,891 --> 00:13:11,391 OK. 142 00:13:14,683 --> 00:13:17,265 I'm not doing anything. 143 00:13:17,266 --> 00:13:20,849 It says here you're 100% affirmative. 144 00:13:20,850 --> 00:13:24,390 Every single one of your applicants answers 121 "yes." 145 00:13:24,391 --> 00:13:27,224 Isn't that what we're supposed to be looking for, a pattern? 146 00:13:27,225 --> 00:13:29,432 Everyone else who ask the questions get plenty of "nos." 147 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:32,224 It's only a pattern for you. 148 00:13:32,225 --> 00:13:36,099 Maybe you're, um... 149 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:39,099 mentioning what happened to you, 150 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:42,140 hmm, you know, before you roll, 151 00:13:42,141 --> 00:13:44,308 just to get people comfortable? 152 00:13:45,808 --> 00:13:47,641 I would never do that. 153 00:13:49,141 --> 00:13:51,765 OK. Sure. 154 00:13:51,766 --> 00:13:55,432 No, I know. I'll talk to Annapolis. 155 00:13:55,433 --> 00:13:57,765 Mmm. 156 00:13:57,766 --> 00:14:00,016 Well, enjoy the conference, OK? 157 00:14:01,891 --> 00:14:02,891 Hey. 158 00:14:06,141 --> 00:14:08,515 When you took it, 159 00:14:08,516 --> 00:14:11,182 when they asked you 121, 160 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,390 what'd you answer? 161 00:14:13,391 --> 00:14:16,765 I said yes, all 3 times. 162 00:14:21,683 --> 00:14:23,432 Hello. 163 00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:25,265 You've reached the Durst residence. Please leave a message. 164 00:14:25,266 --> 00:14:28,099 Hi, Nora. It's Rick Carson. 165 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,765 Just wanted to thank you again for being a panelist 166 00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:34,182 at this year's Departure-Related Occupations and Practices conference. 167 00:14:34,183 --> 00:14:37,390 Your unique perspective is really valuable to us. 168 00:14:37,391 --> 00:14:41,182 And a heads-up. We're expecting a big crowd this year, so register early. 169 00:14:41,183 --> 00:14:43,599 I'm really looking forward to meeting you in person. 170 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:55,850 Look in the Bible. 171 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,557 Look right now. Look today! 172 00:14:57,558 --> 00:15:00,349 They're poisoning us! 173 00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:05,725 Have you seen this? 174 00:15:12,308 --> 00:15:13,640 He's still here. 175 00:15:13,641 --> 00:15:15,265 He's hiding in a basement in Sicily. 176 00:15:15,266 --> 00:15:17,224 Don't trust the Vatican. The Pope is still here. 177 00:15:22,891 --> 00:15:25,224 Any fucking time now. 178 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,849 Fuck you! 179 00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:27,683 Sons of bitches. 180 00:15:27,684 --> 00:15:30,516 Can't do this to us! 181 00:15:49,808 --> 00:15:51,765 Ms. Durst. 182 00:15:51,766 --> 00:15:54,015 You are staying with us for two nights? 183 00:15:54,016 --> 00:15:55,599 Mm-hmm. 184 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,890 So what's up with all the people outside? 185 00:15:57,891 --> 00:16:00,099 There's a lot more than last year. 186 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,432 Well, you know, anything about the Departure for some people. 187 00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:03,682 Can't let it go. Hmm. 188 00:16:03,683 --> 00:16:05,682 This is the hotel's code of conduct. 189 00:16:05,683 --> 00:16:08,432 Please read carefully and sign. 190 00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:11,265 We had some issues with your conference last year. 191 00:16:11,266 --> 00:16:12,390 Really? 192 00:16:12,391 --> 00:16:13,016 Better cancel the kegger. 193 00:16:13,017 --> 00:16:15,225 Heh heh! 194 00:16:20,516 --> 00:16:22,307 Registration is on the third floor. 195 00:16:22,308 --> 00:16:23,807 Enjoy your stay. 196 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,683 Thank you. 197 00:16:28,016 --> 00:16:29,307 OK. 198 00:16:29,308 --> 00:16:32,057 There you go. 199 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:33,682 Hi. 200 00:16:33,683 --> 00:16:35,682 Nora Durst. 201 00:16:35,683 --> 00:16:37,682 Durst. Great. 202 00:16:37,683 --> 00:16:39,432 Uh... 203 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:42,725 Here's your welcome bag. Let me look up your badge. 204 00:16:46,391 --> 00:16:48,390 Hey, you want a good cry, read that. 205 00:16:48,391 --> 00:16:50,890 He lost 4 people on the 14th. 206 00:16:50,891 --> 00:16:52,890 That's terrible. 207 00:16:52,891 --> 00:16:55,099 Isn't it? Um... 208 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,349 looks like somebody already picked up your badge. 209 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,890 What? I just got here. 210 00:16:59,891 --> 00:17:03,057 Well, somebody must have picked it up by mistake. 211 00:17:03,058 --> 00:17:04,640 No worries. 212 00:17:04,641 --> 00:17:07,265 This'll get you in to all the events. 213 00:17:07,266 --> 00:17:10,265 Sorry for the confusion, OK? 214 00:17:10,266 --> 00:17:12,682 Next person? Hi. Your name, please? 215 00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,016 Williams. 216 00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:21,515 'Scuse me. I'm sorry. I need my badge. 217 00:17:21,516 --> 00:17:23,807 I... I'm a panelist tomorrow. 218 00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:27,349 I work for the Department of Sudden Departure and I'm a legacy. 219 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,515 I'm sorry for your loss. 220 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,640 I'd like to give you a legacy decal to go on your guest badge, 221 00:17:31,641 --> 00:17:34,057 but we don't have any left. 222 00:17:34,058 --> 00:17:35,724 No, of course. Thank you. 223 00:17:35,725 --> 00:17:37,724 But you understand that if somebody took my badge... 224 00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:39,515 Well, I'm sure it was just an innocent mistake. 225 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,557 Why don't you go into the mixer? Everyone is in there. 226 00:17:41,558 --> 00:17:43,350 I'm sure your badge is in there, too. 227 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,141 Yes. Next person, please. 228 00:17:55,058 --> 00:17:57,890 They can deny it all they want. North Korea lost people. 229 00:17:57,891 --> 00:18:00,558 We can't ignore the possibility. 230 00:18:03,475 --> 00:18:07,099 Oh! God. Hey there, easy... 231 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:10,349 "Guest"? 232 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,724 What's up? Marcus. 233 00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:14,349 I have the most interesting job at the conference. 234 00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:15,557 And I don't believe in name tags. 235 00:18:15,558 --> 00:18:17,682 If you want to know what I do, just ask me. 236 00:18:17,683 --> 00:18:19,015 It's a fucking madhouse this year. 237 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:23,515 You might want to watch out for Baldy over there. 238 00:18:23,516 --> 00:18:26,932 He's working the room, asking people, "Do you really want to feel this way?" 239 00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:29,307 It's a great fucking pitch. I give him that. 240 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,765 I mean, who the fuck wants to feel this way? 241 00:18:31,766 --> 00:18:34,224 I have to go. It was nice meeting you. 242 00:18:34,225 --> 00:18:35,807 Hey, hey, hey, Guest. 243 00:18:35,808 --> 00:18:39,807 So you're seriously not gonna ask me what I do? 244 00:18:39,808 --> 00:18:41,724 OK, what do you do? 245 00:18:41,725 --> 00:18:45,140 You don't want to know what I do. 246 00:18:45,141 --> 00:18:47,140 OK. 247 00:18:50,725 --> 00:18:56,099 We can't deny the rising instances 248 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:59,474 of Post-Departure Delusion Disorder. 249 00:18:59,475 --> 00:19:02,432 Or some pundits have 250 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:05,015 cheekily taken to calling it 251 00:19:05,016 --> 00:19:06,808 "The Prophet's Dilemma." 252 00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:11,557 For most of humankind's existence, 253 00:19:11,558 --> 00:19:14,599 certain individuals have come forth 254 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:18,349 as self-professed interpreters 255 00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:20,640 of the world's mysteries. 256 00:19:20,641 --> 00:19:21,849 But what happens 257 00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:27,224 when those conversations with God go wrong? 258 00:19:27,225 --> 00:19:30,849 Following a catastrophic event or circumstance, 259 00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:34,890 let alone one that defies scientific explanation, 260 00:19:34,891 --> 00:19:38,015 the incidence of prophetic delusion 261 00:19:38,016 --> 00:19:39,599 rise dramatically. 262 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,640 And this isn't just megalomaniacs 263 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:46,224 who make the news for a week. 264 00:19:46,225 --> 00:19:49,224 This is happening to our friends, 265 00:19:49,225 --> 00:19:53,849 our neighbors, our own families. 266 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:59,224 This belief that a higher power is speaking to us, 267 00:19:59,225 --> 00:20:04,265 whether through dreams or signs, even voices, 268 00:20:04,266 --> 00:20:07,265 is a powerful coping mechanism, 269 00:20:07,266 --> 00:20:10,640 and if left unchecked, 270 00:20:10,641 --> 00:20:13,557 it is a very dangerous one. 271 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:30,183 Thank you, sir. 272 00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:43,350 I can wait as long as you want. 273 00:20:54,475 --> 00:20:57,558 I am so sorry. I thought you were somebody else. 274 00:20:59,016 --> 00:21:01,432 You don't remember me, do you? 275 00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:04,099 No. 276 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:08,224 Last year, you called me a heartless bitch at the farewell party. 277 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,599 I don't know... no, that wasn't me. 278 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,640 Yes, it was. Your name is Nora. 279 00:21:12,641 --> 00:21:15,265 You lost your husband and kids. 280 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:19,265 You work for Linden-Bix? 281 00:21:19,266 --> 00:21:20,890 I do. 282 00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:24,849 You said my kids disappeared 283 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:25,766 because I gave them Frosted Flakes. 284 00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:29,474 No, I mentioned a correlation 285 00:21:29,475 --> 00:21:31,515 between eating cereals high in sugar 286 00:21:31,516 --> 00:21:34,515 and pre-adolescent Departures in a cocktail conversation. 287 00:21:34,516 --> 00:21:38,307 And then you made me cry in front of a roomful of people. 288 00:21:38,308 --> 00:21:40,765 I am sorry. Last year I didn't... 289 00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:42,640 I... 290 00:21:42,641 --> 00:21:45,600 I was having a really hard time. 291 00:21:47,308 --> 00:21:49,683 You're doing so much better now. 292 00:21:59,641 --> 00:22:01,599 May I have your attention, please? 293 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:05,140 The breakout session of the Brandenburg Carousel has been moved to Room 6-B. 294 00:22:05,141 --> 00:22:09,850 6-B in 10 minutes for the Brandenburg Carousel. Thank you. 295 00:22:15,766 --> 00:22:17,766 I'll take the next one. 296 00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:36,015 Holy shit! It's Guest! 297 00:22:36,016 --> 00:22:38,015 Oh, get in here. We haven't seen you. 298 00:22:38,016 --> 00:22:40,015 You know, actually... She's crazy, this one. 299 00:22:40,016 --> 00:22:41,057 I was just going. No, no, you're not. 300 00:22:41,058 --> 00:22:43,057 You're going up the elevator. Ha ha! 301 00:22:43,058 --> 00:22:44,224 This is wild. 302 00:22:44,225 --> 00:22:45,807 Get this, get this. 303 00:22:45,808 --> 00:22:48,224 I gave this young lady my best "you don't want to know," 304 00:22:48,225 --> 00:22:51,390 and she still refused to ask me what I do. 305 00:22:51,391 --> 00:22:53,015 Oh, I like her. Well, guess what, Guest? We got you now. 306 00:22:53,016 --> 00:22:56,932 You're coming up to the hospitality suite for drinks. 307 00:22:56,933 --> 00:22:58,613 Thanks, but I have a panel tomorrow, so I... 308 00:23:00,641 --> 00:23:03,390 Fuck, Marcus! No, no, no, no. 309 00:23:03,391 --> 00:23:05,599 You have a choice, Guest. 310 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,224 You can play by the rules of this fucking depressing conference 311 00:23:08,225 --> 00:23:12,307 like everybody else, or you can go down the rabbit hole with us. 312 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:15,224 So what's it gonna be? 313 00:23:15,225 --> 00:23:16,890 You want to spend the next two days of your life dying, 314 00:23:16,891 --> 00:23:20,515 one panel at a time, or do you want to live? 315 00:23:23,558 --> 00:23:26,057 Oh, ho, ho! Oh, yes! 316 00:23:26,058 --> 00:23:28,682 Oh, poor Patrick Johansen. 317 00:23:28,683 --> 00:23:31,765 It's a fuckin' tragedy, what happened to him, yeah. 318 00:23:31,766 --> 00:23:34,307 Four! He lost 4. Did you read the book? 319 00:23:34,308 --> 00:23:36,724 I try not to read anything that comes in a fuckin' tote. 320 00:23:36,725 --> 00:23:38,807 Leave that shit to the oranges. 321 00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:41,057 - What's an orange? - The badges. 322 00:23:41,058 --> 00:23:42,140 You know, some people have the orange stickers? 323 00:23:42,141 --> 00:23:43,640 The legacies? 324 00:23:43,641 --> 00:23:46,224 Legacies, orphans, survivors. 325 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:49,015 Whatever they want to be called this year. It's awful. 326 00:23:49,016 --> 00:23:50,682 It's a fucking tragedy. 327 00:23:50,683 --> 00:23:52,682 It's like I'm supposed to treat them better than anyone else? 328 00:23:52,683 --> 00:23:54,265 How many times am I supposed to say I'm sorry, right? 329 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,765 Right, right. 330 00:23:59,641 --> 00:24:01,265 You pregnant, Guest? 331 00:24:01,266 --> 00:24:02,599 What? 332 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,682 Any suicidal thoughts, history of heart problems? 333 00:24:05,683 --> 00:24:06,308 No. 334 00:24:06,309 --> 00:24:08,974 What is this? 335 00:24:08,975 --> 00:24:10,515 Don't worry. 336 00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:13,640 FDA's gonna approve them next year. Have fun. 337 00:24:46,433 --> 00:24:50,307 Yo, Guest! Guest! 338 00:24:50,308 --> 00:24:52,974 Why the fuck would you work for the DSD? 339 00:24:52,975 --> 00:24:55,099 I like giving people money. 340 00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:58,474 Whoa, whoa. All those questions you ask, seriously. 341 00:24:58,475 --> 00:25:01,807 So you really think you're gonna find out why them? 342 00:25:01,808 --> 00:25:03,390 You're gonna crack the case? 343 00:25:03,391 --> 00:25:05,015 I'm sorry, Sir or Madam. 344 00:25:05,016 --> 00:25:08,015 I'm not qualified to analyze the data from our questionnaires. 345 00:25:08,016 --> 00:25:09,599 I don't even have access to it 346 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,640 before it goes to our statisticians in Annapolis. 347 00:25:11,641 --> 00:25:13,265 It's a fucking scam. 348 00:25:13,266 --> 00:25:17,015 The insurance companies won't pay out on the Departures 349 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,390 because they're technically not dead, 350 00:25:19,391 --> 00:25:22,099 and then your Department 351 00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:24,140 created this little questionnaire 352 00:25:24,141 --> 00:25:25,724 so that people won't want to collect on their benefits. 353 00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:29,557 Hey, look, if your fucking dad died 354 00:25:29,558 --> 00:25:31,932 in a jet ski accident, right, 355 00:25:31,933 --> 00:25:35,890 would you have to answer 150 yes or no questions 356 00:25:35,891 --> 00:25:37,932 about what food he liked 357 00:25:37,933 --> 00:25:40,140 or whether he had anal sex? 358 00:25:40,141 --> 00:25:43,474 We do not ask questions about anal sex. Ha ha ha! 359 00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:45,724 He's fucking with you, Guest. 360 00:25:45,725 --> 00:25:49,057 He's fucking with you. You do an important job. 361 00:25:49,058 --> 00:25:52,515 We all do an important job, all of us! 362 00:25:52,516 --> 00:25:53,890 OK. Marcus? 363 00:25:53,891 --> 00:25:55,515 Yes? 364 00:25:55,516 --> 00:25:56,475 What do you do? 365 00:25:56,476 --> 00:25:59,849 You don't want to know! 366 00:26:01,516 --> 00:26:03,890 You know that's my line! That's my line! 367 00:26:03,891 --> 00:26:06,266 I say that. That's my pickup line. 368 00:26:09,141 --> 00:26:11,099 Open. 369 00:26:16,891 --> 00:26:18,890 You sell these? 370 00:26:18,891 --> 00:26:19,766 Forty grand a pop. 371 00:26:19,767 --> 00:26:22,474 Our basic models are cheaper, 372 00:26:22,475 --> 00:26:24,641 but they're less convincing. 373 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:29,599 It looks exactly like you. 374 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,141 Down to the appendectomy scar. 375 00:26:34,808 --> 00:26:37,349 We take photos of the Departed and home videos, 376 00:26:37,350 --> 00:26:40,390 whatever they give us, and then we slowly generate 377 00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:43,349 every little thing that made them them. 378 00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:47,390 You know, scars, tattoos, piercings, body hair. 379 00:26:47,391 --> 00:26:50,015 Then, 4 to 6 weeks later, voila. 380 00:26:50,016 --> 00:26:52,015 They got their loved one back. 381 00:26:52,016 --> 00:26:55,057 You make people pay $40,000 for this? 382 00:26:55,058 --> 00:26:57,015 Uh, heh heh heh! 383 00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:59,307 You think I'm soulless? 384 00:26:59,308 --> 00:27:02,932 You think I'm taking advantage of these poor, grieving people. 385 00:27:02,933 --> 00:27:06,224 But no, no, no, no. They're coming to us, you know? 386 00:27:06,225 --> 00:27:08,640 And...... look at this. 387 00:27:08,641 --> 00:27:12,140 140 million bodies disappeared. 388 00:27:12,141 --> 00:27:13,682 That's demand. 389 00:27:13,683 --> 00:27:16,724 We are simply providing the supply. 390 00:27:16,725 --> 00:27:19,807 It's pretty amazing, 391 00:27:19,808 --> 00:27:22,515 helping someone rebuild the person they lost, 392 00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:25,307 bit by bit. 393 00:27:25,308 --> 00:27:28,849 This, they can bury in the ground. 394 00:27:28,850 --> 00:27:32,891 This is here, this, this. This is real. 395 00:27:36,266 --> 00:27:37,890 I want them to have that. 396 00:27:37,891 --> 00:27:40,808 I want them to have something real. 397 00:27:44,266 --> 00:27:47,807 It's a pretty good pitch. I'll give you that. 398 00:27:49,183 --> 00:27:51,182 So tell me, Guest, 399 00:27:51,183 --> 00:27:53,266 am I soulless? 400 00:27:54,766 --> 00:27:56,266 No. 401 00:27:58,141 --> 00:27:59,808 You have a soul. 402 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,682 Can I kiss you? 403 00:28:06,683 --> 00:28:08,683 I want to kiss you. 404 00:28:10,391 --> 00:28:13,140 You're married. I am married. 405 00:28:13,141 --> 00:28:15,807 But I still want to kiss you, 406 00:28:15,808 --> 00:28:18,015 and I believe 407 00:28:18,016 --> 00:28:19,891 you want to kiss me. 408 00:28:23,308 --> 00:28:24,808 OK. 409 00:28:27,891 --> 00:28:31,390 What? Ha ha! What are you doing? 410 00:28:36,058 --> 00:28:38,224 You go, girl. 411 00:28:38,225 --> 00:28:40,640 Check this out. 412 00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:49,599 Really? You're making me jealous. 413 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,849 This is horrible, horrible. 414 00:28:51,850 --> 00:28:53,557 Don't look at this. 415 00:28:53,558 --> 00:28:54,890 Shh! Shh! 416 00:28:54,891 --> 00:28:59,225 Guest! Guest! Guest! Guest! Guest... 417 00:29:05,266 --> 00:29:07,640 Nora Durst? Yes? 418 00:29:07,641 --> 00:29:10,265 Security! Open up! 419 00:29:10,266 --> 00:29:13,265 Open this door now! I'm coming. 420 00:29:13,266 --> 00:29:16,183 Open up! 421 00:29:18,350 --> 00:29:21,682 Yes? Nora Durst? 422 00:29:21,683 --> 00:29:24,307 Yes? You need to pack up your things. 423 00:29:24,308 --> 00:29:26,765 We're escorting you from the hotel. What? 424 00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,724 I don't understand. 425 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,724 You destroyed hotel property. 426 00:29:30,725 --> 00:29:33,724 The mirror in the bar? I wasn't in the bar. 427 00:29:33,725 --> 00:29:36,307 Let's go, Ms. Durst. Wait! Stop! 428 00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:39,890 You... listen to me! I wasn't in the bar last night. 429 00:29:39,891 --> 00:29:43,307 Someone took my badge. They're... they're pretending to be me. 430 00:29:43,308 --> 00:29:46,682 See? The conference, they gave me this 431 00:29:46,683 --> 00:29:48,724 because my badge was stolen. 432 00:29:48,725 --> 00:29:50,432 That's the person you should be looking for. 433 00:29:50,433 --> 00:29:52,057 They're impersonating me! 434 00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:53,640 I'm not with your conference. 435 00:29:53,641 --> 00:29:56,015 I'm with the hotel. You signed the code of conduct. 436 00:29:56,016 --> 00:29:58,682 You broke it. We want you out. Let's go. 437 00:29:58,683 --> 00:30:00,724 You can't do this! I didn't do anything wrong! 438 00:30:00,725 --> 00:30:04,682 I have... I have a panel in a few hours! 439 00:30:04,683 --> 00:30:07,474 If we see you on these premises again, we're gonna call the police. 440 00:30:24,433 --> 00:30:25,933 Morning. 441 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:09,682 Thanks for printing those out. 442 00:31:09,683 --> 00:31:12,390 Um, I lost my ID at a conference. 443 00:31:12,391 --> 00:31:13,974 I have to get back for a panel I'm on. 444 00:31:13,975 --> 00:31:17,683 I work for the Department of Sudden Departures. 445 00:31:23,225 --> 00:31:26,100 This is good. 446 00:31:50,225 --> 00:31:53,640 So, Nora Durst, what are you doing back in my hotel 447 00:31:53,641 --> 00:31:57,640 with a fake credential and a gun? 448 00:31:57,641 --> 00:32:00,807 That's not for... I forgot I had that with me. 449 00:32:00,808 --> 00:32:02,975 I am supposed to be on a panel this morning. 450 00:32:05,058 --> 00:32:07,057 So, why did you throw a bottle 451 00:32:07,058 --> 00:32:08,265 at the mirror behind the hotel bar? 452 00:32:08,266 --> 00:32:10,682 I wasn't in the bar. 453 00:32:10,683 --> 00:32:13,682 Someone is impersonating me. 454 00:32:13,683 --> 00:32:16,599 No offense, but who would want to pretend to be you? 455 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,015 I don't know. There are a lot of sick people out there. 456 00:32:19,016 --> 00:32:22,640 Maybe somebody's doing it for attention. I... 457 00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:25,640 My husband and two children are... departed, 458 00:32:25,641 --> 00:32:27,766 and that sort of thing, it gets a lot of sympathy. 459 00:32:31,308 --> 00:32:33,600 Jesus, your whole family? 460 00:32:34,350 --> 00:32:37,015 What are the odds? 461 00:32:37,016 --> 00:32:39,850 One in 128,000. 462 00:32:44,225 --> 00:32:46,224 OK, let's try this on for size. 463 00:32:46,225 --> 00:32:48,265 I know how these conferences can be. 464 00:32:48,266 --> 00:32:51,224 Away from home, new people. 465 00:32:51,225 --> 00:32:53,599 So maybe things got out of hand, 466 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,224 - one drink too many... - No... 467 00:32:55,225 --> 00:32:56,599 No, no... Listen to me. 468 00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:00,599 Maybe you did go down to that bar 469 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,849 and things got out of control. 470 00:33:01,850 --> 00:33:05,265 Maybe you've been under a lot of stress 471 00:33:05,266 --> 00:33:08,599 and you just... 472 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,265 lost your grip on things. 473 00:33:10,266 --> 00:33:13,265 Is that possible? 474 00:33:13,266 --> 00:33:15,640 No, that is not possible. 475 00:33:15,641 --> 00:33:16,849 Please, just... 476 00:33:16,850 --> 00:33:20,599 She is probably on my panel right now. 477 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,807 The other panelists don't know me. 478 00:33:22,808 --> 00:33:26,015 She could walk onstage with my badge and nobody would stop her, 479 00:33:26,016 --> 00:33:28,433 so please! 480 00:33:33,391 --> 00:33:35,599 All right. 481 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,974 If I walk you down to that conference room 482 00:33:37,975 --> 00:33:40,557 and there's no one there pretending to be you, 483 00:33:40,558 --> 00:33:44,640 then you leave this hotel and I never see your face again. Deal? 484 00:33:44,641 --> 00:33:46,141 Deal. 485 00:33:56,183 --> 00:33:58,182 I'm sorry. The session's already started. 486 00:33:58,183 --> 00:33:59,849 We're just gonna be a minute. 487 00:33:59,850 --> 00:34:01,807 Next we have Marquee Jackson from Vermont. 488 00:34:01,808 --> 00:34:04,765 Beside him, we have Olivia Livingstone 489 00:34:04,766 --> 00:34:06,765 from the Rhode Island branch of the DSD, 490 00:34:06,766 --> 00:34:08,849 which has the highest participation rate 491 00:34:08,850 --> 00:34:11,474 in the benefit program in the country. 492 00:34:11,475 --> 00:34:14,474 Next, we have Jonathan Van Meter, also from Vermont, 493 00:34:14,475 --> 00:34:17,932 and beside him, Nora Durst from New York. 494 00:34:17,933 --> 00:34:20,391 Mrs. Durst is also a triple legacy. 495 00:34:21,891 --> 00:34:23,224 Well, fuck. 496 00:34:23,225 --> 00:34:26,265 I need two guys to the Waterloo Room right now. 497 00:34:26,266 --> 00:34:29,640 ...Pritcher, liaison with the Canadian Departure Census, 498 00:34:29,641 --> 00:34:32,765 and he'll talk about how they collect their data up north. 499 00:34:32,766 --> 00:34:35,557 And finally, Daniel McCallum from Connecticut. 500 00:34:35,558 --> 00:34:37,724 Daniel served on the Review Committee... 501 00:34:37,725 --> 00:34:41,140 Excuse me! I have a question. 502 00:34:41,141 --> 00:34:42,599 Uh, we haven't started the panel yet... 503 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,015 I have a question for Nora Durst. 504 00:34:45,016 --> 00:34:47,015 We will open the floor to questions... 505 00:34:47,016 --> 00:34:49,224 I am not Nora Durst. 506 00:34:51,808 --> 00:34:53,765 I have been watching you people 507 00:34:53,766 --> 00:34:57,182 for the last two days, listening to you, 508 00:34:57,183 --> 00:34:59,557 and you are all blind. 509 00:34:59,558 --> 00:35:01,515 Puppets. 510 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:03,932 Ma'am. The Department of the Sudden Departure 511 00:35:03,933 --> 00:35:06,640 is an elaborate smokescreen to give the public 512 00:35:06,641 --> 00:35:07,183 the illusion of progress. Ma'am, I'm sorry. 513 00:35:07,184 --> 00:35:09,349 Excuse me. 514 00:35:09,350 --> 00:35:11,515 Their questionnaires are sent to incinerators 515 00:35:11,516 --> 00:35:12,849 outside of Tallahassee, Florida. 516 00:35:12,850 --> 00:35:15,140 Shut this off! Their benefit payments 517 00:35:15,141 --> 00:35:16,932 are a way to silence us all. 518 00:35:16,933 --> 00:35:20,390 In 2005, the Israeli Mossad was experimenting 519 00:35:20,391 --> 00:35:21,974 with a plasma ray that could target 520 00:35:21,975 --> 00:35:25,724 all human matter and leave almost no residue. 521 00:35:25,725 --> 00:35:29,849 Where are your experts and panels on that? 522 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,807 Another martini, dirty. 523 00:35:45,808 --> 00:35:47,974 Thank you. Let me give you my card. You can keep it open. 524 00:35:47,975 --> 00:35:50,683 Manager says whatever you need, it's on the house. 525 00:35:53,183 --> 00:35:56,515 What'd they do, 526 00:35:56,516 --> 00:35:57,765 if the drinks are on them 527 00:35:57,766 --> 00:36:00,349 because you've been seriously wronged? 528 00:36:00,350 --> 00:36:04,515 Maybe they're just rewarding me for being a loyal customer. 529 00:36:04,516 --> 00:36:06,515 Nah. Nah? 530 00:36:06,516 --> 00:36:09,140 Isn't the way the world works. 531 00:36:09,141 --> 00:36:11,515 Indeed it is not. Heh heh! 532 00:36:11,516 --> 00:36:12,765 I'm sorry to interrupt. 533 00:36:12,766 --> 00:36:15,557 Would you mind signing this for me? 534 00:36:15,558 --> 00:36:17,140 Oh, absolutely. 535 00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:19,182 Should I make it out to anyone? 536 00:36:19,183 --> 00:36:20,974 To Gail. To Gail. Sure. 537 00:36:20,975 --> 00:36:22,891 Please. No problem. 538 00:36:24,641 --> 00:36:26,182 God Bless. 539 00:36:26,183 --> 00:36:27,724 Heh heh! Thank you. 540 00:36:27,725 --> 00:36:29,683 Take care. 541 00:36:31,183 --> 00:36:32,432 What? 542 00:36:32,433 --> 00:36:34,099 I hear it's amazing, 543 00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:36,432 your book. 544 00:36:36,433 --> 00:36:38,432 Ah, the writing's so-so. 545 00:36:38,433 --> 00:36:40,474 People respond to the idea. 546 00:36:40,475 --> 00:36:43,350 Why no question mark? 547 00:36:44,850 --> 00:36:47,057 "What's Next," period. 548 00:36:47,058 --> 00:36:49,849 I mean, no offense, but it's not like you know what's next. 549 00:36:49,850 --> 00:36:51,765 Exactly. No one knows. 550 00:36:51,766 --> 00:36:55,932 But we can't spend our lives waiting around for something that may never come. 551 00:36:55,933 --> 00:36:59,224 Back. 552 00:36:59,225 --> 00:37:00,682 Sorry? 553 00:37:00,683 --> 00:37:03,225 Something that may never come back. 554 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:10,807 You lost someone? 555 00:37:10,808 --> 00:37:13,225 I did. 556 00:37:16,308 --> 00:37:17,890 You know, my daughter... ahem... 557 00:37:17,891 --> 00:37:20,682 about a year ago, she was out in our backyard, 558 00:37:20,683 --> 00:37:22,349 chasing around some of her friends, 559 00:37:22,350 --> 00:37:25,890 and she was laughing. 560 00:37:25,891 --> 00:37:29,890 Then she saw me watching her and she looked guilty, 561 00:37:29,891 --> 00:37:33,141 like she wasn't sure if it was OK to be happy. 562 00:37:35,225 --> 00:37:38,890 But this, what we've experienced... 563 00:37:38,891 --> 00:37:41,265 it isn't grief. 564 00:37:41,266 --> 00:37:43,766 It's never-ending. 565 00:37:45,266 --> 00:37:48,182 Ambiguous loss. 566 00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:52,890 If my 8-year-old can find happiness within, 567 00:37:52,891 --> 00:37:55,433 why can't the rest of us? 568 00:37:59,141 --> 00:38:00,765 Bullshit. 569 00:38:00,766 --> 00:38:02,557 I'm sorry? 570 00:38:02,558 --> 00:38:04,390 No, you're not sorry. 571 00:38:04,391 --> 00:38:06,515 Sorry people don't write fucking books. 572 00:38:06,516 --> 00:38:09,682 Wait a minute. Ma'am, if I've offended you in any way, that was not my... 573 00:38:09,683 --> 00:38:11,265 "Ambiguous loss"? 574 00:38:11,266 --> 00:38:14,224 What is ambiguous about your family being gone? 575 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:16,974 Well, and you must know because you lost what, 4? 576 00:38:16,975 --> 00:38:20,057 You count your parents in that? What were they, in their 70s? 577 00:38:20,058 --> 00:38:23,765 You sit there and tell me a story about your daughter. 578 00:38:23,766 --> 00:38:26,390 I lost everyone. 579 00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:30,849 I lost everything. You fucking fraud! 580 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:33,432 You fucking liar! You're not in pain! 581 00:38:33,433 --> 00:38:36,849 Because if you were in pain, you would know there is no moving on! 582 00:38:36,850 --> 00:38:39,265 There is no happiness! What's next? 583 00:38:39,266 --> 00:38:41,265 What's fucking next?! 584 00:38:41,266 --> 00:38:43,265 Nothing is next! 585 00:38:43,266 --> 00:38:45,391 Nothing! 586 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,349 Evening. 587 00:39:18,975 --> 00:39:20,349 Excuse me. 588 00:39:20,350 --> 00:39:22,599 Excuse me. Excuse me. 589 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,849 Miss, miss, miss. I'm sorry to bother you. 590 00:39:25,850 --> 00:39:27,557 I saw you back in the bar and I heard what you said. 591 00:39:27,558 --> 00:39:29,557 And I just wanted to ask you, 592 00:39:29,558 --> 00:39:31,640 do you want to feel this way? 593 00:39:31,641 --> 00:39:33,765 Yeah, I want to feel this way. 594 00:39:33,766 --> 00:39:34,974 Fuck off. 595 00:39:34,975 --> 00:39:37,932 You're right, you know, about Johansen. 596 00:39:37,933 --> 00:39:40,099 What? Excuse me. 597 00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:43,182 He's not in pain. He's a fraud, just like you said, 598 00:39:43,183 --> 00:39:45,058 and I can prove it. 599 00:39:48,141 --> 00:39:49,641 How? 600 00:40:24,516 --> 00:40:26,016 Come on. 601 00:41:13,183 --> 00:41:14,724 This is Ray. 602 00:41:14,725 --> 00:41:17,308 He'll take your payment information. 603 00:41:18,766 --> 00:41:20,682 Payment for what? 604 00:41:20,683 --> 00:41:21,890 Oh, last year Patrick Johansen, 605 00:41:21,891 --> 00:41:25,474 he walked through doorways just like that. 606 00:41:25,475 --> 00:41:28,350 If you want to know what happened, it's $1,000. 607 00:41:31,558 --> 00:41:34,390 What do you mean, "what happened"? 608 00:41:34,391 --> 00:41:36,390 You on PayPal? 609 00:41:36,391 --> 00:41:39,225 If not, I can get you set up. 610 00:41:45,725 --> 00:41:47,682 I have an account. 611 00:41:47,683 --> 00:41:50,307 Go ahead and pull it up. 612 00:41:50,308 --> 00:41:52,808 You authorize the amount. 613 00:42:12,183 --> 00:42:13,432 Thank you. 614 00:42:13,433 --> 00:42:16,683 Now right this way. 615 00:42:18,183 --> 00:42:20,308 Go ahead. 616 00:42:22,975 --> 00:42:25,100 Come on. 617 00:42:44,933 --> 00:42:46,890 This is Wayne. 618 00:42:46,891 --> 00:42:48,766 Holy Wayne. 619 00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:58,682 Mmm, I don't think she's heard of me. 620 00:42:58,683 --> 00:43:01,807 No, she's here about Patrick Johansen. 621 00:43:01,808 --> 00:43:04,099 Who? 622 00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:07,307 The one who came to you just before you left for the ranch? 623 00:43:07,308 --> 00:43:10,849 Lost most of his family? 624 00:43:10,850 --> 00:43:13,349 He ended up writing a book? Oh, right. 625 00:43:13,350 --> 00:43:16,015 Right. I didn't read it. 626 00:43:16,016 --> 00:43:19,516 I assume he didn't mention me. 627 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:25,266 Why would he mention you? 628 00:43:26,725 --> 00:43:30,058 Because I took his pain from him. 629 00:43:38,391 --> 00:43:40,516 What are you doing? 630 00:43:41,891 --> 00:43:43,974 What's your name, love? 631 00:43:43,975 --> 00:43:47,349 Nora. Nora. 632 00:43:47,350 --> 00:43:49,349 Nora, I don't give a shit about you. 633 00:43:49,350 --> 00:43:52,724 I've already got your money, and I'm fucking exhausted. 634 00:43:52,725 --> 00:43:54,808 You've lost someone, yes? 635 00:43:59,933 --> 00:44:01,725 Someones. 636 00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:11,266 And you believe that you will always feel that pain. 637 00:44:12,725 --> 00:44:16,349 And if it starts to slip away, you... 638 00:44:16,350 --> 00:44:19,641 you seek it out again, don't you? 639 00:44:21,350 --> 00:44:23,182 You won't let it kill you, 640 00:44:23,183 --> 00:44:26,557 but you won't... 641 00:44:26,558 --> 00:44:28,557 kill yourself. 642 00:44:31,808 --> 00:44:35,224 For whoever is joined with all of the living, 643 00:44:35,225 --> 00:44:38,141 there is hope. 644 00:44:39,641 --> 00:44:40,849 Surely, 645 00:44:40,850 --> 00:44:44,766 a live dog is better than a dead lion. 646 00:44:47,016 --> 00:44:48,016 Hope. 647 00:44:50,641 --> 00:44:53,182 It's your weakness. 648 00:44:53,183 --> 00:44:57,349 You want it gone because you don't deserve it. 649 00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:04,390 Nora... 650 00:45:04,391 --> 00:45:08,266 you do deserve hope. 651 00:45:13,766 --> 00:45:17,765 I've seen my own death, and it's coming upon me very soon, 652 00:45:17,766 --> 00:45:20,182 so this is your one chance, your only chance, 653 00:45:20,183 --> 00:45:23,557 and the question remains the same. 654 00:45:23,558 --> 00:45:27,100 Do you want to feel this way? 655 00:45:30,058 --> 00:45:31,682 No. 656 00:45:31,683 --> 00:45:33,557 No. 657 00:45:40,141 --> 00:45:43,058 Then let me take it from you. 658 00:45:53,183 --> 00:45:54,641 Will I forget them? 659 00:45:57,933 --> 00:46:00,350 Never. 660 00:47:15,058 --> 00:47:17,015 You have a rewards card with us? 661 00:47:17,016 --> 00:47:19,140 Sure, I got it right here. 662 00:47:20,766 --> 00:47:22,140 Thanks. 663 00:47:22,141 --> 00:47:23,641 All right. 664 00:47:39,433 --> 00:47:41,432 Hello, you've reached the Durst residence. Please leave a message. 665 00:47:41,433 --> 00:47:44,849 Nora. 666 00:47:44,850 --> 00:47:47,432 Hi, uh, it's Matt. 667 00:47:47,433 --> 00:47:51,057 I know I keep calling. I should just... 668 00:47:51,058 --> 00:47:55,807 I don't know how many different ways I can apologize. I... 669 00:47:55,808 --> 00:47:57,515 I've made some changes in my life. 670 00:47:57,516 --> 00:48:01,725 I see things more clearly now. 671 00:48:03,225 --> 00:48:04,432 We're family. 672 00:48:04,433 --> 00:48:07,765 I love you. 673 00:48:07,766 --> 00:48:10,725 Message saved. 674 00:48:24,850 --> 00:48:25,890 Hey. 675 00:48:25,891 --> 00:48:28,474 Hi. 676 00:48:28,475 --> 00:48:31,515 I, uh... looked up your address. 677 00:48:31,516 --> 00:48:34,557 Actually easier to get than your phone number, believe it or not. 678 00:48:34,558 --> 00:48:35,724 Oh, did you want to come in or... 679 00:48:35,725 --> 00:48:39,307 No, actually, I'm on duty. I, uh... 680 00:48:39,308 --> 00:48:43,682 just wanted to stop by and tell you I don't take it personally. 681 00:48:43,683 --> 00:48:47,265 You know, when you said, uh, "Fuck your daughter." 682 00:48:47,266 --> 00:48:49,890 I was having an off day. 683 00:48:49,891 --> 00:48:51,849 Divorces will do that to you. 684 00:48:51,850 --> 00:48:55,307 They will. 685 00:48:55,308 --> 00:48:58,849 Anyway, I just wanted you to know that I want to get out here all the time, 686 00:48:58,850 --> 00:49:02,849 just go, but when you said that 687 00:49:02,850 --> 00:49:05,808 about Miami, it sounded pretty good. 688 00:49:06,516 --> 00:49:09,765 Maybe we should, um... 689 00:49:09,766 --> 00:49:14,182 do dinner or something first sometime? 690 00:49:14,183 --> 00:49:16,640 I would love that. 691 00:49:16,641 --> 00:49:17,766 Good. 692 00:49:20,225 --> 00:49:21,849 All right. 693 00:49:21,850 --> 00:49:24,265 But you should know, though, I'm a fuckin' mess. 694 00:49:24,266 --> 00:49:25,266 Thanks for the heads-up. All right. 695 00:49:25,267 --> 00:49:27,682 Bye. 696 00:49:27,683 --> 00:49:28,975 Bye. 697 00:49:34,391 --> 00:49:36,765 To your knowledge, did the Departed 698 00:49:36,766 --> 00:49:38,807 regularly use aerosol hair spray 699 00:49:38,808 --> 00:49:41,140 and/or deodorant? 700 00:49:41,141 --> 00:49:42,641 Yeah, I think so. 701 00:49:45,475 --> 00:49:49,307 In your opinion, was the Departed a charitable person? 702 00:49:49,308 --> 00:49:51,433 Yes. 703 00:49:54,475 --> 00:49:57,307 In your opinion, was the Departed a religious person? 704 00:49:57,308 --> 00:49:58,808 Yes. 705 00:50:05,475 --> 00:50:09,808 In your opinion, do you believe the Departed is in a better place? 706 00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:21,932 No. 706 00:50:22,305 --> 00:50:28,835