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[Train whistle blows]
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WOMAN: Morning. Hi.
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[Cough]
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[Distant car horn honks]
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?
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WOMAN:
I need to cancel.
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This for tomorrow?
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Uh, yeah, I'm sure.
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You know, that's
my other line,
so... OK.
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OK, OK.
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OK, goodbye.
[Hangs up phone]
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Hello?
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Oh, hi.
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No, I have
appointments
all day.
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WOMAN:
Oh, yeah, we can
set up ourselves.
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How many chairs?
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Oh, great, great.
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OK.
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OK, I'll see you
after 4:00, then.
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Thanks. Bye.
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So how was your run?
[Hangs up phone]
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It's fuckin' hot
for October.
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Want some French toast?
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Yeah.
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?
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[Birds chirping outside]
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LAURIE: Hey, Jill?
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Come on, honey.
Chop, chop.
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They pushed
my afternoon sessions
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so I can meet
the rental guys.
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All you have to do
is get the cake.
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Yeah, OK.
Do you think he knows?
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No. Why?
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Jill, I'm waiting!
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Hey, when does
Tommy get back?
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Said he had a morning class
and he'd come after that.
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All right.
So I'll see you at noon.
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You have
the breeder's address?
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The what?
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The breeder?
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For the puppy?
Oh.
It has to be today?
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Yeah, we have to go
today; otherwise we go
on the wait list
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and lose our deposit.
All right, OK. Noon.
I'll be there.
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[JILL SINGING]
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Have a good day.
[Chuckling]
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[JILL CONTINUES SINGING]
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I love you.
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Love you, too.
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Mmm.
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[Running footsteps]
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[Child giggles]
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Oh, don't. Please?
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Mommy attack!
Oh.
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JEREMY: Yeah!
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Oh, yeah,
way too early.
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[Bubba barking]
Oh, God.
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Oh, way too early, guys.
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Way too early.
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Good morning.
Good morning.
[Kiss]
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DOUG: Oh, hi.
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Oh, mwah.
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Hi, hi.
I love you.
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[Nora and Doug laugh]
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?
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[Microwave beeps]
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ERIN: My bunny is
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really soft and...
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[Bubba yipping]
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its ears are,
like, this big,
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and it's
pretty big...
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[Erin chattering]
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NORA: Get your hand out
of the box, miss.
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ERIN: And he also
eats carrots.
No.
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Jeremy.
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Don't feed the dog.
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[Bubba whining]
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JEREMY: Hey, Dad.
Yo!
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You look nice.
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Today's my interview.
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Today's your interview.
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You said you could take
the kids to school.
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Of course I'm taking
the kids to school,
right, kids?
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JEREMY:
What's an interview?
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Mommy's getting a job.
Trying to get a job.
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Do you want it?
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[Sets down
coffee pot]
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Yeah, I do.
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Then you're
gonna get it.
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Come on.
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Mmm! Mommy's
gettin' a job!
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KIDS: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah...
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DOUG: Hey! Mommy!
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DOUG AND KIDS:
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
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?
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[Vibrating]
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[Sighs]
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Hello?
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WOMAN: Laurie, hi.
Dr. Singley. How are you?
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Oh, hi. Fine.
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I was told you canceled
your appointment?
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Yeah, yeah,
my daughter
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has a science fair
and I wanted to...
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I really think it's
important for you
to come in tomorrow.
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We're reaching
the point of no return.
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I know. I just...
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I...
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I need to talk
to my husband.
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Well, you should do that.
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And then you'll be
in tomorrow?
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Yes.
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Good. See you then.
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[Hangs up, sets down phone]
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Good morning.
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Patti, you ready
to come in?
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[Giggling]
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It's a cat?
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Yeah. Ha ha ha!
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But it has a Pop Tart
for its body,
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and it's just shooting
through space
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and it has rainbows
coming out of its butt
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and it's just
really happy about it.
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[Giggling]
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I don't get it.
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No, Dad,
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you don't.
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[Giggling]
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KEVIN: Yeah, and come home
straight after school.
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Your mom and I need help
setting up for the party.
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Uh, he knows,
you know.
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It's not gonna be
a surprise.
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Yeah, I know, I know.
Just please don't tell
your mom.
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[Kiss]
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You smell like cigarettes.
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What?
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Bye.
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[School bell rings]
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[Distant train whistle blowing]
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[Distant kids screaming]
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?
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[Distant adults yelling]
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What happened?
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I don't know.
They just all came
running out.
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GIRL: It's a monster!
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[Children crying and screaming]
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?
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[Door opens]
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WOMAN: Is it gone?
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What was it?
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It... it was a deer.
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[Ticking]
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Uh...
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I think something terrible's
about to happen.
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Tell me what that
feels like.
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What it feels like?
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Yeah.
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I mean...
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why is this time
different?
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Because you've said
this before,
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and we're still here.
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Those times...
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they were like... tremors.
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This...
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this is the big one...
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like the world is
gonna end.
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Then tell me
how it feels.
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Like a hand is
inside my chest...
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and it's squeezing
my heart...
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tighter and tighter,
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and he won't let me go
until it's over.
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"He"?
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What?
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"He" won't let go?
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[Scoffs]
It's not about that.
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It isn't?
No, no.
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It's not about Neil
telling you to leave
your own house?
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He paid for it.
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It's his house.
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That's... not how
it works, Patti.
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But he told you
to go, so you went.
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And all those
abusive things
he said to you?
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That's what
makes you feel like
the world is ending.
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Because instead of
ignoring those things,
you... you believe them.
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You absorb them.
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Well, I guess I better
shit 'em back out.
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Maybe you should.
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Maybe you should put
them in a bag and write
Neil's name on it
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and just... drop it
right back off
on his doorstep.
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Come on.
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00:14:03,416 --> 00:14:06,375
Well, if it'll stop
the world from ending,
why the hell not?
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00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:10,083
Nothing's going
to stop that.
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00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:14,541
I know why you're
tellin' jokes,
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'cause you can feel it,
too, can't you?
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I know you can.
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Something's wrong...
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inside you.
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00:14:24,916 --> 00:14:28,458
?
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00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:33,250
Sorry, Patti, that's
just not true.
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00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:40,041
There's nothing
wrong with me.
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00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:50,041
Well, you're on the council,
but nobody knows who you are.
Buddy Menlo is the incumbent.
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00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:53,125
He's popular, he has built-in
name recognition, and we're
a month out from the election,
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00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:56,833
so if I'm being honest,
barring a miracle, I don't
think you stand a chance.
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00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:58,208
Uh-huh.
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00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:01,291
And why should I
hire you if you
can't help me win?
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00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,208
Because I think you have
some progressive ideas
for the town...
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00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,250
Oh, fuck my
progressive ideas.
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00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:07,708
Why do you want
to do this, uh...
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00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:09,916
Nora Durst?
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Because...
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00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:18,375
I want to use my brain
for more than figuring out
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00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:21,916
which juice box is
certified organic.
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00:15:21,916 --> 00:15:24,416
I want...
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00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:31,041
I need something
for myself.
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00:15:35,791 --> 00:15:39,583
I know I'm not
running for Mayor
of New York City,
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00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:41,583
but for
the next 4 weeks,
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I need this to be
your priority.
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And what does that
mean for the, um...
juice boxes?
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As far as you're concerned,
for the next 4 weeks,
I don't have a family.
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Councilwoman.
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I'm in the middle
of an interview.
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00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,458
You comin' to
my thing tonight?
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00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:05,083
You're not supposed
to know you're having
a thing tonight.
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00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:08,666
And yet I do know.
You comin' or not?
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00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:11,750
I'm in the middle
of an interview.
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00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:14,291
Hey.
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00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:16,000
You tell her she
could beat Buddy?
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Nope.
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Hire her.
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00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:22,000
Now get the fuck
out of here,
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Man of the Year.
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00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:36,125
We're, uh,
just friends, so...
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KEVIN SR.: Moorland,
you've got First and Broadway,
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and don't any of you think
you dodged a bullet
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'cause you'll all be
getting traffic control
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00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:44,291
until Con Ed's done
with the gas lines,
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00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:47,333
which should be
in about a week.
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00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,541
Now, in other good news...
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00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:53,041
or bad news... this heat wave's
gonna continue,
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so water restriction is
still in place,
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00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:58,708
which means you issue
a ticket to anybody
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00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:01,708
who's sprinkling their lawns
between 6:00 and 10:00
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and it looks like we've got
ourselves a deer problem.
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Reports of the fuckers
gettin' stuck inside buildings.
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00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,791
One wandered into
the Biggie Superstore,
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00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:13,250
another jammed through
Rosalie Darmody's baby shower...
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Think it's just one.
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Sorry?
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00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:17,875
Deer.
250
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:20,875
I think it's
just one.
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00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,458
Oh, why do you
think that?
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00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,416
I saw it this morning.
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At the school?
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00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:29,000
No, I just missed it
at the school.
Before that.
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LOU: Just a theory, Chief...
maybe this thing's in heat
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and just wants to fuck
the lieutenant.
[Scattered laughter]
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Fuck you, Lou.
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KEVIN SR.:
It doesn't matter to me
if it's deer singular
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or deer fuckin' plural.
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00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:43,583
You are authorized
to put it down.
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00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,125
Well, we don't need
to kill it.
262
00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:50,416
If it's dangerous
263
00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:52,416
and unstable,
264
00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:54,000
yes, we do.
265
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,958
We get tranq guns
from Animal Control.
266
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:58,750
If we see it, we
knock it out, bring it
back to the woods,
267
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,458
let it go.
268
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:01,583
Let it go?
269
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,291
Yes.
270
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:08,375
OK, I'll make you
a deal.
271
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:10,416
You get a tranq gun,
272
00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:12,625
I'll have Dispatch
inform you of
any sightings,
273
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,916
and you get there
before anyone with
an actual weapon?
274
00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:18,541
Hallelujah.
275
00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:20,916
Set Bambi free.
276
00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:22,541
Good?
277
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:24,541
Yes, good.
278
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:26,916
Fantastic.
279
00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:29,541
Now, I hope to not see any
of you any time soon,
280
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:33,333
especially tonight,
as I hate fuckin' parties.
281
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,083
Dismissed.
282
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,208
[Overlapping chatter]
283
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:41,583
[Cell phone vibrating]
284
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:44,708
Hello?
285
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:47,083
TOM: Dad.
286
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:49,708
Tommy, you OK?
287
00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:52,083
I think I fucked up.
288
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:54,125
Where are you?
289
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,708
[Police radio static]
290
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,708
MAN: He's mostly
sobered up.
291
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:00,666
Guy's not pressing
charges.
292
00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:01,666
He will if there's
a next time.
I appreciate it.
293
00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:04,750
No problem.
294
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,375
Come on.
295
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,791
[Tom sighs, sniffles]
296
00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:11,416
Sorry.
297
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,333
Glad you called me.
298
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,333
[Handcuffs clicking]
299
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:17,875
Thank you.
Anytime.
300
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,708
Hey. Come on.
It's OK.
301
00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:22,958
[Hisses]
Ah!
302
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:27,375
[Exhales sharply,
sniffles]
303
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,708
What did he do?
304
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:32,708
?
305
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:35,666
This the house?
306
00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:38,250
Please don't.
It was my fault. Dad...
307
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:41,250
It's OK.
Gonna talk to him.
308
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:44,791
?
309
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:01,000
Would you get your dad
for me, please?
310
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,375
Yeah?
311
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,458
Shit.
312
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:14,416
You know who I am?
313
00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:15,333
Look, man, he keeps
coming here.
314
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:17,958
What happened?
He was drunk.
315
00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:19,666
This is the third time.
I already told him...
316
00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:21,541
What happened?
317
00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:23,625
He doesn't understand
that this is
not something
318
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,375
that I'm interested in.
Did you touch him?
319
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:26,625
He tried to come
into my house.
320
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:27,750
Did you touch him?
All I did was
321
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,708
push him back...
[Groans]
322
00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:33,541
If you touch
my kid again,
323
00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:35,708
I will fuckin' kill you.
324
00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:37,583
[Breathing heavily]
325
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:49,250
It... it's OK.
326
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,208
[Car door closes]
327
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,750
?
328
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,166
Why'd you have
to tell me?
329
00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:08,625
Your mother thought
it would be the same
as lying if we didn't.
330
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:13,250
I'm your father,
not him.
331
00:21:16,833 --> 00:21:19,333
I know.
332
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,750
Why do you need
to keep doing this?
333
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:28,000
Because he shouldn't
get to pretend like
it never happened.
334
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:34,375
He did a terrible thing
to you and your mother.
335
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:41,375
Sometimes you have
to pretend.
336
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:53,708
[Puppies yapping]
337
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:57,125
Well, well, looks
like someone chose you.
338
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:59,083
Is that the mother?
339
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:01,125
Mm-hmm.
Her third litter.
340
00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:02,750
Oh.
341
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,083
They seem so young
to be away from her.
342
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,708
It's actually
completely natural.
343
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:08,791
They don't need her
anymore.
344
00:22:08,791 --> 00:22:11,333
[Cell phone chimes]
345
00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:20,375
I'm sorry.
346
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:22,375
It's my husband.
347
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,375
He's not coming.
348
00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:26,541
Just bring him home.
349
00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:30,333
I promise, the minute
your husband sees him,
he'll fall in love.
350
00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:35,125
?
351
00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:39,750
Tsk. Sorry.
352
00:22:42,416 --> 00:22:45,333
[WHISPERS]
They're wonderful,
aren't they?
353
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:57,041
?
354
00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:01,875
LAURIE: Hey,
Jill, honey, you got
to clear off the table.
355
00:23:01,875 --> 00:23:04,125
The food's gonna
be here, and I need
to set up.
356
00:23:04,125 --> 00:23:06,333
Almost done.
357
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:08,333
Want me to help you?
358
00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:09,916
No, thanks.
359
00:23:11,416 --> 00:23:13,375
So, I, uh,
360
00:23:13,375 --> 00:23:15,375
I know you have your
presentation tomorrow,
361
00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:17,375
and I really want
to be there, but, uh,
362
00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:19,541
I have an appointment,
and I tried to...
363
00:23:19,541 --> 00:23:22,625
That's OK.
You weren't there last year.
364
00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:26,166
I'm a terrible mother.
365
00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:30,291
There's no need
to be dramatic.
366
00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:32,041
I'm not being dramatic.
367
00:23:32,041 --> 00:23:33,625
[SCOFFS]
Come here!
368
00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:34,708
You're the best mom
in the whole world.
Ha ha!
369
00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:37,416
The best mom ever!
370
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,333
KEVIN: Hello-o!
371
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:41,791
Mwah!
Tell Mom she's the best.
372
00:23:41,791 --> 00:23:43,958
Well, she is the best.
373
00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:45,375
Where's the cake?
374
00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:47,416
Right behind me.
JILL: Oh!
375
00:23:47,416 --> 00:23:48,708
Aah!
376
00:23:48,708 --> 00:23:50,666
Ha ha ha! You're home.
377
00:23:50,666 --> 00:23:53,250
Oh!
Oh!
378
00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:55,458
Hey, what are you two
doing together?
379
00:23:55,458 --> 00:23:59,291
The car broke down,
so I went and
picked him up.
380
00:24:00,125 --> 00:24:02,041
Yeah.
[Snaps fingers]
381
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:06,791
Lookin' good, Billy Ray!
382
00:24:06,791 --> 00:24:09,000
Ha ha ha!
383
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,041
Feeling good, Louis.
384
00:24:11,041 --> 00:24:13,458
LAURIE: OK, team.
Time to party.
385
00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:16,625
Up.
386
00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:18,750
[Radio static]
MAN ON RADIO: Silver Fox
approaching the door.
387
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:19,875
Repeat,
Silver Fox approaching.
388
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,208
KEVIN: Copy that.
389
00:24:22,208 --> 00:24:23,458
[Overlapping chatter]
He's here.
390
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:26,791
Uh, all right. Everyone,
get down, get down.
391
00:24:26,791 --> 00:24:28,625
[Doorbell rings]
He's here.
And quiet, stay quiet.
392
00:24:28,625 --> 00:24:30,291
LOU: He knows.
393
00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:32,166
Oh, fuck off, Lou.
394
00:24:33,958 --> 00:24:36,333
Kevin's out back,
making some drinks.
395
00:24:36,333 --> 00:24:38,875
You can just head
through the kitchen.
396
00:24:41,625 --> 00:24:43,250
ALL: Surprise!
397
00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:45,750
Oh, oh! Ha ha ha!
398
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:49,250
Motherfuckers.
399
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:55,000
Hey.
400
00:24:59,291 --> 00:25:02,875
Hey, Tommy.
Come here, college boy!
401
00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:07,916
TOM: Man hug!
402
00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:10,041
Man hug!
Man hug!
403
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,583
Aah!
404
00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:15,125
?
405
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,208
Hey, Mary,
how you doing?
406
00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:20,666
Thank you so much
for coming.
He was so surprised!
407
00:25:20,666 --> 00:25:22,666
I think he was.
408
00:25:22,666 --> 00:25:25,250
Hey, Jill.
409
00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:27,375
You need to take that
over to the bar, honey.
410
00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:28,958
Who picked this music?
411
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,375
Old people.
Take it to the bar.
412
00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:33,333
[Lou chuckling]
413
00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:39,416
LUCY: Beautiful house.
414
00:25:39,416 --> 00:25:42,916
Kevin, your wife must do
very well for herself.
415
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:45,125
Oh, well, fuck you
very much.
Ha ha!
416
00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:47,125
You better not talk
to me like that
when I'm Mayor.
417
00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:49,333
Oh, I'm sure. I won't.
OK!
418
00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:51,708
LOU: Wait, wait.
He didn't tell you
about the deer?
419
00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:54,166
What deer?
The one that
your husband wants
420
00:25:54,166 --> 00:25:55,750
to rescue and free back
into the wilderness.
421
00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:58,666
Apparently, they've
got a very special
relationship.
422
00:25:58,666 --> 00:26:01,125
It's confused.
423
00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:04,916
It just keeps
trapping itself inside
of buildings. It's...
424
00:26:04,916 --> 00:26:07,416
Aw. Poor thing.
425
00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:13,833
Thank you, God, for
Mommy and Daddy...
426
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:16,250
JEREMY: Hiyah!
427
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:16,833
Kylie and Bubba.
428
00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:19,208
Jeremy, stop.
429
00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:21,500
Prayers are stupid.
Don't say that.
430
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,916
Go pick out a book.
I'll come read to you
in 10 minutes, OK?
431
00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:26,583
[Kiss]
Come on. Up.
432
00:26:28,666 --> 00:26:30,666
Maybe it lost
its family.
433
00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:31,541
Who did?
434
00:26:31,541 --> 00:26:33,875
The deer.
435
00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:35,208
Maybe it's
looking for them
at our school.
436
00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:38,583
Maybe, but he's not
gonna come back
437
00:26:38,583 --> 00:26:41,500
ever again, OK?
I promise. You're safe.
438
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:45,458
Good night, my love.
439
00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:47,333
'Night, Mommy.
440
00:26:53,416 --> 00:26:55,833
You can turn it
all the way.
441
00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:57,833
Are you sure?
442
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,166
I'm not scared anymore.
443
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:10,000
[Door closes downstairs]
444
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,458
[Footsteps ascend]
445
00:27:13,458 --> 00:27:15,541
[Sighs]
Long day.
446
00:27:15,541 --> 00:27:16,500
You said 6:00.
447
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:19,500
One of the accounts
fell apart.
448
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:22,541
I can come home
early tomorrow.
449
00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:24,458
Did I miss the window?
450
00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:26,083
No, go on in.
She's still up.
451
00:27:26,083 --> 00:27:27,500
Fantastic.
452
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,750
It went great.
453
00:27:30,791 --> 00:27:33,583
My interview?
454
00:27:35,083 --> 00:27:36,583
Awesome.
455
00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:42,750
?
456
00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:45,541
So The Honorable
Judge Hader
457
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:49,333
sidles up to me
before the ceremony.
458
00:27:49,333 --> 00:27:50,791
He's there every year,
like he invented
the fuckin' thing.
459
00:27:50,791 --> 00:27:53,333
[Lou laughing]
460
00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:56,375
KEVIN SR.: And he says,
"Congratulations on
this great honor."
461
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:59,708
So I looked that cocksucker
right in the eyes
462
00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:00,916
and said,
"Can't be that great.
463
00:28:00,916 --> 00:28:03,875
They gave one to you."
464
00:28:03,875 --> 00:28:04,541
[Laughter]
465
00:28:04,541 --> 00:28:08,166
?
466
00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:30,541
Everybody? Everybody.
467
00:28:30,541 --> 00:28:32,750
If I may,
468
00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:36,041
on behalf of the Civic
Clergy Association,
469
00:28:36,041 --> 00:28:38,541
I feel obligated to share
with you why I nominated
470
00:28:38,541 --> 00:28:42,541
our guest of honor for
Mapleton Man of the Year.
471
00:28:42,541 --> 00:28:43,958
MATT: The answer?
472
00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:46,750
I couldn't
nominate myself.
473
00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:48,291
[Laughter]
474
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,041
MATT: But seriously,
this man, well,
475
00:28:51,041 --> 00:28:54,208
he's humble, he's gracious,
476
00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:57,208
he doesn't like me saying
how generous he is
477
00:28:57,208 --> 00:28:59,583
or what he's done for
the church, what he's done
478
00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:02,875
for me or the people
of this town.
479
00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:04,666
Yeah.
Yeah.
480
00:29:04,666 --> 00:29:07,083
But, hell, I just did.
[Laughter]
481
00:29:07,083 --> 00:29:07,916
Hail to the Chief.
482
00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:11,375
ALL: Hail to the Chief!
483
00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:12,000
[Scattered applause]
484
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000
WOMAN: Hear, hear.
485
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,625
Uh, this is a part
of something
486
00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:21,083
that Chief used to read
to me when I was a kid.
487
00:29:21,583 --> 00:29:24,833
KEVIN: Ahem.
488
00:29:24,833 --> 00:29:26,833
A man said to the universe,
489
00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:31,208
"Sir, I exist."
490
00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:34,833
"However," the universe replied,
491
00:29:34,833 --> 00:29:38,208
"the fact has not created in me
492
00:29:38,208 --> 00:29:40,791
a sense of obligation."
493
00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:44,708
A lot of people think that
the world owes them something.
494
00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:47,833
But you, Dad,
495
00:29:47,833 --> 00:29:51,541
you built your life...
496
00:29:51,541 --> 00:29:53,583
and mine
497
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,708
on your own.
498
00:29:59,083 --> 00:30:02,416
Now look at me, you know,
499
00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:04,500
and look what I got.
500
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:07,458
GUESTS: Mmm.
501
00:30:07,458 --> 00:30:09,541
MAN: Yeah.
502
00:30:11,041 --> 00:30:12,458
To family.
503
00:30:12,458 --> 00:30:13,083
Yeah.
Yeah.
504
00:30:13,083 --> 00:30:15,666
ALL: To family!
505
00:30:15,666 --> 00:30:17,250
Whoo!
506
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:20,500
?
507
00:30:21,625 --> 00:30:23,125
Whoa!
508
00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:29,916
[Dialogue fades out]
509
00:30:29,916 --> 00:30:33,458
?
510
00:31:10,291 --> 00:31:13,833
?
511
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:21,208
KEVIN SR.: You're just
askin' to get caught.
512
00:31:21,208 --> 00:31:22,541
Oh, shit.
513
00:31:22,541 --> 00:31:24,166
[Chuckles]
514
00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:25,750
Thought you quit.
515
00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:28,208
Takin' a break
from quitting.
516
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:35,708
[Exhales sharply]
517
00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:37,625
That was
a beautiful speech.
518
00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:41,250
I almost believed
you meant it.
519
00:31:45,833 --> 00:31:48,041
[Sighs]
520
00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:50,833
I think something's
fuckin' wrong with me.
521
00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:53,333
I think you're right.
522
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,583
Why isn't it enough?
523
00:31:57,583 --> 00:32:00,958
[Sighs]
524
00:32:00,958 --> 00:32:03,458
Because every man rebels
525
00:32:03,458 --> 00:32:07,000
against the idea
that this is fuckin' it.
526
00:32:09,541 --> 00:32:12,166
Fights windmills,
saves fuckin' damsels,
527
00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:17,250
all in search
of greater purpose.
528
00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:27,250
You have
no greater purpose...
529
00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:34,458
because it is enough.
530
00:32:34,458 --> 00:32:36,333
[Sighing]
531
00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:44,250
So cut the shit, OK?
532
00:32:57,666 --> 00:32:59,458
[Sighs]
533
00:32:59,458 --> 00:33:01,458
You know,
I was thinking
maybe we should
534
00:33:01,458 --> 00:33:03,166
hold off
on getting a dog.
535
00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:05,958
Really?
536
00:33:05,958 --> 00:33:10,166
Yeah, it's just... a lot.
537
00:33:11,750 --> 00:33:16,666
I started... crying
at the breeder's today.
538
00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:22,375
I just got overwhelmed.
539
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:25,958
Ah, I don't think
the timing is right.
540
00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:28,750
No, let's do it.
541
00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:31,250
Tomorrow.
542
00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:34,416
Come on.
We'll surprise the kids.
543
00:33:34,416 --> 00:33:36,291
Come on.
544
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,916
And I'll help, so you
don't get overwhelmed.
545
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,541
OK?
546
00:33:47,541 --> 00:33:49,500
OK.
547
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:52,291
?
548
00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:17,166
Did you sleep OK?
549
00:34:18,666 --> 00:34:21,541
Oh, great.
550
00:34:26,083 --> 00:34:27,208
I'm gonna run.
551
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,333
[Groans]
What time is it?
552
00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:44,958
It's early.
You don't have
to get up.
553
00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:48,208
[Sighs]
It's OK. I'm up.
554
00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:52,750
Mmm.
555
00:34:56,041 --> 00:34:57,666
Hey... you got a new one.
556
00:34:57,666 --> 00:35:00,041
Mm-hmm.
557
00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:01,666
I like it.
558
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,708
You should get one, too.
559
00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:06,666
Mmm, maybe...
560
00:35:06,666 --> 00:35:08,291
"Thug Life" on my neck.
Ha ha ha!
561
00:35:08,291 --> 00:35:11,166
Something really subtle.
Perfect.
562
00:35:11,166 --> 00:35:13,375
Ha ha ha!
563
00:35:13,375 --> 00:35:16,041
Oh, God.
564
00:35:16,041 --> 00:35:18,708
I'm sorry.
565
00:35:18,708 --> 00:35:20,875
About what?
566
00:35:20,875 --> 00:35:23,958
Dad didn't tell you?
567
00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:25,833
No.
568
00:35:25,833 --> 00:35:27,833
Oh, boy.
569
00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:29,875
I, um...
570
00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:32,375
went to see Michael.
571
00:35:35,875 --> 00:35:37,375
Oh.
572
00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:41,875
You're not gonna
ask why?
573
00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:44,375
I understand why.
574
00:35:48,083 --> 00:35:50,458
It's OK. I could just
forget about him.
575
00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:52,958
Don't do that.
576
00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:56,125
Why not?
577
00:35:56,125 --> 00:35:57,291
Because...
578
00:35:57,291 --> 00:36:01,041
I can tell you as
a trained professional,
579
00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:03,166
it doesn't work.
580
00:36:03,166 --> 00:36:04,500
[Kiss]
581
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:07,291
?
582
00:36:44,791 --> 00:36:47,541
Are you ready?
583
00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:49,708
Excuse me?
584
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,750
[Whispering]
585
00:36:53,750 --> 00:36:56,166
WOMAN: I think he's
someone else.
586
00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:57,541
OK.
587
00:36:57,541 --> 00:36:58,791
I'm sorry. I thought
you were someone else.
588
00:36:58,791 --> 00:37:00,291
[Chuckles]
589
00:37:03,416 --> 00:37:06,208
?
590
00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:12,666
[Metallic clinking]
591
00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:32,000
[Clinking stops]
592
00:37:52,833 --> 00:37:53,791
[Garbage disposal running]
593
00:37:53,791 --> 00:37:56,791
Laurie!
Yeah?
594
00:37:56,791 --> 00:37:59,208
[Dishes clattering]
[Drops keys on table]
595
00:37:59,208 --> 00:38:00,333
[Disposal stops]
596
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:06,333
You are never gonna
believe what just
happened to me.
597
00:38:06,333 --> 00:38:08,083
[Kevin panting]
598
00:38:08,083 --> 00:38:09,708
[Kiss]
599
00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:13,333
You know, the uh,
gas lines Con Edison's
putting in?
600
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:16,750
A manhole cover
just exploded right
in front of me.
601
00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:19,750
Missed me by,
I don't know, 10 feet.
602
00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:22,208
Did you just smoke?
603
00:38:23,708 --> 00:38:25,708
What?
604
00:38:25,708 --> 00:38:27,333
You smell
like cigarettes.
605
00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:30,708
I mean, I don't really
care. You're the one
that wanted to quit.
606
00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:33,375
Just be honest,
this time.
607
00:38:33,375 --> 00:38:35,000
"This time"?
608
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Tommy told me
about Michael.
609
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:43,208
Oh, so what, you're...
you're angry 'cause I
didn't say something?
610
00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:44,208
Why didn't you?
611
00:38:44,208 --> 00:38:46,958
'Cause it's not
my fuckin' place.
612
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:50,291
What is your place,
Kevin?
613
00:38:52,791 --> 00:38:54,708
Is it here?
614
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:56,750
Be honest.
615
00:38:59,750 --> 00:39:02,166
You don't want me
to be honest.
616
00:39:02,166 --> 00:39:03,291
Yes, I do.
617
00:39:08,166 --> 00:39:10,666
OK. Um...
618
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:14,666
I smoked...
619
00:39:16,166 --> 00:39:19,125
and I don't want a dog.
620
00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:22,958
?
621
00:39:22,958 --> 00:39:25,250
Why didn't you
just tell me?
622
00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:30,583
'Cause you wanted it.
623
00:39:30,583 --> 00:39:33,083
[Cell phone vibrating]
624
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:48,000
Hello?
625
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:54,500
KEVIN: Just now?
626
00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:57,875
Is... is it still there?
627
00:39:57,875 --> 00:40:00,875
Text me the address.
I'm on my way over.
628
00:40:00,875 --> 00:40:03,166
[Hangs up phone]
It's the deer.
629
00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:09,375
It's trapped.
630
00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:11,875
Better go save it.
631
00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:15,375
Fuck you, Laurie.
632
00:40:19,541 --> 00:40:22,833
[Door opens, closes]
633
00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:31,583
Is it still in the house?
634
00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:33,625
Yeah, walked right
through the screen door
into the living room.
635
00:40:52,375 --> 00:40:54,916
Ma'am, sir, I'm
gonna have to ask you
to leave the house.
636
00:40:56,416 --> 00:40:58,541
That's not gonna happen.
637
00:40:58,541 --> 00:41:00,333
[Loud thumping]
638
00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:03,458
It's upstairs?
639
00:41:03,458 --> 00:41:04,583
Mm-hmm.
640
00:41:04,583 --> 00:41:06,500
[Thumping continues]
641
00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:11,916
[Deer squealing]
642
00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:22,000
[Crashing, glass shattering]
643
00:41:51,666 --> 00:41:54,625
[Crashing, glass shattering
downstairs]
644
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:03,000
It went outside.
645
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,375
[Brakes screech, thud]
646
00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:10,125
[Dog barking]
647
00:42:13,916 --> 00:42:15,041
Oh, my God.
You OK?
648
00:42:15,041 --> 00:42:18,750
Uh, he... he came
out of nowhere.
649
00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:20,333
[Groaning]
650
00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:22,416
[Engine hissing]
651
00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:24,875
[Woman coughing]
652
00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:44,750
?
653
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,125
[Deer wheezing]
654
00:43:21,708 --> 00:43:21,750
?
655
00:43:33,625 --> 00:43:36,208
[Baby crying]
656
00:43:36,208 --> 00:43:40,208
I... I have been holding
for 20 minutes.
657
00:43:40,208 --> 00:43:42,666
No, no, no, no!
No... don't. I... no.
658
00:43:42,666 --> 00:43:45,333
Oh, God!
659
00:44:09,958 --> 00:44:11,583
[Distant telephone rings]
660
00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:14,541
Laurie?
661
00:44:14,541 --> 00:44:16,958
Hi. Ha ha!
Mary Jamison.
662
00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:18,166
Of course. Hi.
663
00:44:18,166 --> 00:44:20,916
Such a beautiful
party last night.
664
00:44:20,916 --> 00:44:23,166
Oh, thank you,
thank you.
665
00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:25,541
It was great to have you
and Matt there.
666
00:44:25,541 --> 00:44:28,083
He's in there
right now.
667
00:44:29,583 --> 00:44:31,083
Is everything OK?
668
00:44:31,083 --> 00:44:35,125
They think they saw
something.
669
00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:37,083
Oh, I'm so sorry.
670
00:44:37,083 --> 00:44:39,750
Last night,
he was so... heh!
671
00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:42,666
I had no idea.
672
00:44:42,666 --> 00:44:45,083
Yeah, well,
Matt knows how to
put on a brave face.
673
00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:47,666
He was sick
as a kid.
674
00:44:47,666 --> 00:44:50,750
We go through this
every couple of years.
[Sighs]
675
00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:53,083
I mean, he does. Heh!
676
00:44:53,083 --> 00:44:55,875
He never lets me
go in with him.
677
00:44:57,750 --> 00:44:59,875
He's scared.
678
00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:03,875
He doesn't want you
to see him like that.
679
00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:06,416
But I do see it.
680
00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:10,125
I'd rather us
be afraid together.
681
00:45:12,583 --> 00:45:13,625
[Footsteps approach]
682
00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:16,500
[Door opens]
683
00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:23,250
[Sighs]
684
00:45:23,250 --> 00:45:23,958
[Chuckles]
685
00:45:23,958 --> 00:45:26,833
Oh, let's get
drunk.
686
00:45:26,833 --> 00:45:29,208
Oh, you get drunk.
I'll drive.
687
00:45:29,208 --> 00:45:32,166
?
688
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:37,958
[Door closes]
689
00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:42,291
[Metal clanging]
690
00:45:43,791 --> 00:45:46,750
[Truck beeping]
691
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,750
Yeah, I know.
692
00:45:54,750 --> 00:45:56,875
Going to hell.
693
00:45:58,416 --> 00:46:00,750
Think I can get
one of those?
694
00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:02,625
Yeah.
695
00:46:04,125 --> 00:46:05,250
Here.
696
00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:13,166
Hey, hey, hey.
I got it.
697
00:46:13,166 --> 00:46:15,708
[Lights lighter]
698
00:46:20,958 --> 00:46:22,166
[Truck beeping]
699
00:46:22,166 --> 00:46:25,583
I mean, it came out
of nowhere.
700
00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:27,958
It didn't belong here.
701
00:46:27,958 --> 00:46:30,625
Well, neither do I.
702
00:46:30,625 --> 00:46:31,791
I'm here for
a conference,
703
00:46:31,791 --> 00:46:33,666
and I was trying
to get back
to my hotel.
704
00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:36,166
Missed my turn.
705
00:46:39,375 --> 00:46:41,250
[Hiss]
706
00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:48,833
Lady, you need
a lift?
707
00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:50,458
Oh, can I just get
a minute?
708
00:46:50,458 --> 00:46:52,625
Sorry, but I got to go,
but if you need a ride
or something...
709
00:46:52,625 --> 00:46:53,916
I'll take her.
710
00:46:53,916 --> 00:46:55,500
Yeah?
Yeah.
711
00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:57,041
You sure?
Yeah.
712
00:47:00,291 --> 00:47:02,291
ERIN: Aah!
713
00:47:02,291 --> 00:47:02,833
Aah!
714
00:47:02,833 --> 00:47:05,041
Give it to me!
715
00:47:05,041 --> 00:47:06,041
JEREMY: No!
716
00:47:06,041 --> 00:47:07,250
It's mine!
DOUG: Kids.
717
00:47:07,250 --> 00:47:08,875
You don't need it
anymore!
718
00:47:08,875 --> 00:47:10,208
NORA: Give her
the blanket.
719
00:47:10,208 --> 00:47:12,041
Two hands with
the big-girl cup,
please.
720
00:47:12,041 --> 00:47:14,250
That's the deal.
721
00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:16,625
[3 slaps on table]
722
00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:19,291
JEREMY: I'm hungry,
Mom, I'm hungry!
723
00:47:19,291 --> 00:47:20,708
I'm hungry, too.
Stop, please.
724
00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:23,958
No phones
at the table.
Well, yours is out, too.
725
00:47:23,958 --> 00:47:25,416
I'm waiting
to hear about
the job.
726
00:47:25,416 --> 00:47:27,250
Well, this is
important, too.
JEREMY: I want food!
727
00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:29,333
I want food!
728
00:47:29,333 --> 00:47:30,833
I want food!
729
00:47:30,833 --> 00:47:32,125
DOUG:
It's comin', buddy.
730
00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:32,833
I want food!
DOUG: Jeremy.
731
00:47:32,833 --> 00:47:34,166
I want food!
732
00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:37,541
Hey, cut it out.
I want food!
733
00:47:37,541 --> 00:47:39,500
WOMAN ON PA. SYSTEM:
We'd like to welcome all parents
734
00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:41,208
and students to our
annual Science Fair.
735
00:47:41,208 --> 00:47:43,208
Please see the door
for a list
736
00:47:43,208 --> 00:47:45,708
of all projects
and their locations.
737
00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:48,166
I'm not gonna lie,
but I think the kid
over there,
738
00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:50,166
uh, cracked cold fusion.
739
00:47:50,166 --> 00:47:52,583
Ha ha ha!
740
00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:56,708
It looks terrible.
741
00:47:56,708 --> 00:48:00,083
It's awesome.
742
00:48:00,083 --> 00:48:02,083
Ha ha!
743
00:48:02,083 --> 00:48:04,125
Oh, God.
744
00:48:04,125 --> 00:48:05,625
Oh.
745
00:48:06,916 --> 00:48:10,333
So... Mom and Dad,
746
00:48:10,333 --> 00:48:12,375
what's going on there?
747
00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:14,375
What do you mean?
748
00:48:14,375 --> 00:48:16,708
You know what I mean.
749
00:48:16,708 --> 00:48:20,416
?
750
00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:23,708
I think he's
gonna leave.
751
00:48:23,708 --> 00:48:26,833
MAN: Hey, kids!
Who wants to help
make a circuit?
752
00:48:26,833 --> 00:48:28,416
BOY: Oh, OK.
753
00:48:28,416 --> 00:48:29,833
We're gonna make
a circuit.
754
00:48:29,833 --> 00:48:32,041
We would absolutely love
755
00:48:32,041 --> 00:48:33,833
to make a circuit,
wouldn't we?
756
00:48:33,833 --> 00:48:35,833
No. Aah!
757
00:48:35,833 --> 00:48:37,458
Ha ha ha ha!
758
00:48:37,458 --> 00:48:39,625
[Jill laughing]
759
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:43,166
?
760
00:48:46,958 --> 00:48:49,083
[Sighs]
761
00:48:49,583 --> 00:48:52,041
Thanks.
762
00:48:52,041 --> 00:48:54,083
Sure. No problem.
763
00:48:57,041 --> 00:48:59,208
I don't know why
I just...
764
00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:04,500
I feel sad.
765
00:49:07,041 --> 00:49:08,458
I mean, it was
a fucking animal.
[Scoffs]
766
00:49:08,458 --> 00:49:13,000
?
767
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,541
Are you a good guy?
768
00:49:22,666 --> 00:49:25,541
What?
769
00:49:27,041 --> 00:49:28,166
Are you a good guy?
770
00:49:37,416 --> 00:49:38,166
No.
771
00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:47,000
[Unbuckles seatbelt]
772
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,583
You want to come in?
773
00:49:55,083 --> 00:49:56,708
Any nausea?
774
00:49:56,708 --> 00:50:00,083
Comes and goes.
775
00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:02,250
If we move forward,
I'd like you to meet
776
00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:04,875
with a counselor
to discuss your options.
777
00:50:04,875 --> 00:50:07,791
I'd like to take a look.
Is that all right with you?
778
00:50:13,958 --> 00:50:16,375
I haven't told
my husband yet.
779
00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:18,375
Is it his?
780
00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:19,750
Yes.
781
00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:21,875
Of course.
782
00:50:34,583 --> 00:50:36,458
[Computer beeps]
783
00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:43,791
OK, just relax.
784
00:50:48,541 --> 00:50:51,041
There it is.
785
00:50:52,541 --> 00:50:54,916
Looks good.
786
00:50:54,916 --> 00:50:57,416
Perfectly healthy.
787
00:50:59,125 --> 00:51:02,125
Do you want to hear
the heartbeat?
788
00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:05,666
?
789
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:10,541
[Click, beep]
790
00:51:10,541 --> 00:51:12,458
[Rhythmic whooshing]
791
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:29,583
?
792
00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:57,416
?
793
00:52:02,166 --> 00:52:03,708
[Vibrating]
794
00:52:09,791 --> 00:52:12,666
Goddamn it!
I said two hands!
795
00:52:12,666 --> 00:52:14,083
NORA: Hello?
796
00:52:14,083 --> 00:52:15,750
[Crying]
Hello?
797
00:52:19,625 --> 00:52:22,125
[Erin crying]
798
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:30,041
?
799
00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:56,208
?
800
00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:02,375
[Woman screams]
801
00:53:02,375 --> 00:53:04,333
What was that?
802
00:53:04,333 --> 00:53:08,958
?
Uploaded by [ sRtFeVeR ] new srt source
803
00:53:08,982 --> 00:53:13,982
Uploaded by [ sRtFeVeR ] new srt source
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00:53:14,305 --> 00:53:20,654
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