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(Phone ringing)

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I really like Valentine's day
in this office.

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It's kind of like grade school.

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Everybody gives out
little presents and stuff.

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Like, last year, Jim gave me
this card with Dwight's head on it.

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It was horrifying
and funny and...

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(Door opens)

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Phyllis.

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Man: You could just sign here.

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Pam: Roy and I
are saving for the wedding.

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Sol made him promise not
to get me anything too big.

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"Happy Valentine's day, darling.
Love, Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration."

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Isn't he sweet? Oh, yeah.

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Wow.

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All right, Dwight, as you know
I'm heading to New York today,

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doing a presentation
on the branch to the new cfo.

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And you want me to come with
you. No. The opposite of that.

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I will stay here and run
things on this end. Very good.

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Question: Will you be seeing
jan when you're in New York?

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I probably will. Why do you ask?

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Well, it's Valentine's day.
And you guys, you know...

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Well... screwed.

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What is your problem?

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This is a business trip. I
would have to be a raving lunatic

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to try to talk to jan about
what happened between us.

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Her words, not mine. She
sent me an e-mail this morning.

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But it is Valentine's day.

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It's New York. The city of love.

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Hey, Pam. You heart NY, right?
You want me to pick you up anything?

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That's okay. All right.

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The best present would be, you do
a good job in front of the new cfo.

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Dude. I'm going to nail it.

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Me in New York? Oh, I own
that city. "Forget about it!"

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See you.

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Well, here we go,
on our way to New York.

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New York, New York.

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The city so nice,
they named it twice.

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Manhattan is the other name.

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Jim: So, I broke up with Katy and I
haven't been dating anybody else.

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So, this year I don't have to
worry about Valentine's day.

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It's going to be good. I
invited a couple of friends over.

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We're gonna play some cards and
I'll end up winning a lot of money,

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because they're idiots.

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It's gonna be great.

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What's this? What is this?

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I don't know. It's on your desk.

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Yeah, but who put it here?
And for what purpose?

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It was there when I sat down.

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"Happy Valentine's day."

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It's me.

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I'm the bobble head.

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Yes!

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(Exclaims)

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The meeting isn't till 3:00.

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But I always like to come
to New York a little bit early,

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and hit
some of my favorite haunts.

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Like right here is my
favorite New York pizza joint.

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And I'm going to go get me
a New York slice.

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Hey, Kelly, what's up? Nothing.

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Oh! Except... oh, my god, Jim.

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Last night, Ryan and I
totally, finally hooked up.

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It was awesome. That's
great. I'm really happy for you.

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I know, and it was so funny. 'Cause
we were at this bar with his friends,

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and I was sitting next to him
the whole night,

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and he wasn't making a move.
So in my head I was like,

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"Ryan, what's taking you
solong?" And then he kissed me.

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And I didn't know
what to say. Wow.

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So I said,"
Ryan, what took you so long?"

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I mean, I just said it to him.
Can you believe that?

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Wow. Oh, my god, Jim,
is that embarrassing?

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I'm embarrassed. No. Don't be.

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Oh, thank god, because I
was nervous, Jim. No. All right...

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You will not believe I
was so nervous. I bet.

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But now... now I have
a boyfriend. All right.

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I hooked up with her
on February 13th.

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Here it is. The heart of new
York city, Times Square.

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Named for the good times
you have when you're in it.

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Most people,
when they come to New York,

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they go straight to
the empire state building.

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That's pretty touristy.
I come here.

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Great places to eat.

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We have bubba gump shrimp,
red lobster down there.

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You know...

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This is the heart
of civilization, right here.

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(Exclaiming)

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Guess what. Really?

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It's from Bob, again.
That's great.

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Everybody takes
the subway in New York.

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It's fast. It's efficient.
Gets you there on time.

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It's a way to... okay, there's a guy
pooping in a cardboard box down there.

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This is the world-famous
rockefeller center,

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founded, of course,
by Theodore rockefeller.

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This is the skating rink.

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And I think the rangers
practice there sometimes.

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And it's...

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That's Tina fey.

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That's Tina fey
from Saturday night live.

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(Clears throat)

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Hello. Hello. Hi.

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Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.

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I thought you were...
Okay. I thought that was...

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She looked like... she
looked a lot like Tina fey.

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Hello, hello.

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I thought that was Tina fey,
but itwasn't. So...

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Are you serious? He was here?

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When? When I was talking
to the fake Tina fey?

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Come on! Are you serious?

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Hello, Angela, did you hear?

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Somebody totally rocked the house and
got me the best present I've ever gotten.

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Really? I wouldn't
know anything about that.

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But I'm glad you
enjoyed it. Oh, I did. I did.

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I didn't get anything
for Valentine's day.

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Oh, I bet you will,
before the day is over.

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Really? Well, I hope I do.

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Michael: I would love to live in new
York someday. It's a big dream of mine.

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Work at corporate with jan.
That would be awesome.

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Go to Broadway shows,
eat hot dogs.

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Scranton is great, but...

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New York
is like Scranton on acid.

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No, on speed. No, on steroids.

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Okay, um...

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I think,

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that's either the Hudson
or the east, so we're back...

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Should be back this way.

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Michael: There's a lot
of pressure on me right now.

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It's like Michael Jordan
in the NBA finals,

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or like
stormin' Norman schwarzkopf.

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And this presentation
is desert storm.

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And as soon as it's over,

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we will not have to deal
with those Iraqis anymore.

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Let's do it.

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No, that's all right. Spend money on her
instead of giving it to us, that's fine.

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No. I didn't even have
a seat for you anyway.

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Yeah.

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All right, man.

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Okay, have a good night. Bye.

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Phyllis lapin? Holy god.

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It's from Bob.

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Man, that thing's
nggerthanlanm no, it's not.

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Oh, zip it. Wow.

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There they are. What's up?

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Hey. Hey, hey.

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Michael Scott.
Josh Porter. High five.

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Bam. All right.

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You know Dan Gore, from
buffalo? Yeah, how you doing?

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Nobody needs to introduce
this guy. Craiggers.

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What's up, buddy?
You have been kicked out

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of every strip club in Albany,
is that true? Guilty, yeah.

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Well... so, what's
going on? What'd I miss?

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Not much. They're, I
guess, running late upstairs.

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We're just waiting
for the presentations.

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Cool, good, good. Good. Give
us some time to catch up and...

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Pam. Hi, how're you doing? Good.

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Listen, may I speak with you,

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privately?

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You can't fire me, Dwight,
just 'cause Michael's not here.

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No, Pam, just... i'm...

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Just_

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Please.

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You need to get something

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for your girlfriend?
Girlfriend, yes.

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And the reason I didn't get
anything for this particular person,

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who shall remain nameless,

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is that she's not really the kind of person
you'd think would be into Valentine's day.

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She's kind of... tightly wound?

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Exactly. Okay. Well,

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sometimes the gift is really
about the gesture, you know,

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like, what it means
instead of what it is.

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You mean, like a ham?

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No, not like a ham.

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It's about doing something,

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so that the person knows
that you really care abouthen

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that you remember her.
Okay, I get it. That's great.

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Okay, shut up.
I know exactly what to do.

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What about you, Craig?
Did you lose anyone?

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Oh, man.

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Jan called me in September, and
she's like, "you gotta fire four people,"

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and I was just like,
"what?" You know.

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Did you? No. I just ignored
her. She is the worst.

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Well, she is our boss, so...

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She ain't my boss, dude.
I don't work for that bitch.

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Hey, come on,
you know, that's not...

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Cool it. What?

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You like jan?
How can you like jan?

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Maybe because
she's my girlfriend.

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Was. Or not my girlfriend.
She...

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We hooked up and...
You hooked up with jan?

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It's just, you know, it was
months ago. Just... itwasjust once.

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It was, god, just stupid.
Just... just forget it.

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Yeahjetschange the
subject. Yeah, yeah.

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I don't know what he's thinking,

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but I would just be so psyched
if we just dated forever.

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Well, I'd take it slow.

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'Cause it seems like a lot of
the time, things like that need to...

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Soda. Cool

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hey, so, do you want
to do something tonight, or...

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Oh, no, not while I'm here.

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I mean, I know that it's
Valentine's day or whatever.

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But there's totally no pressure
at all of any kind whatsoever. So...

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I can't tonight.
I have plans with my friends.

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Okay, that's cool. Okay.

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I completely understand. Cool.

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Okay.

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Josh Porter, stamford.

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David. Nice to meet you.

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And Michael Scott, Scranton.

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Nice to meet you. Ditto.

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How are you, jan?
Fine, Michael, thank you.

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Okay. So, we are in the process
of doing a complete review

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of the company's
financial strength.

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All I'd like to do today
is to hear you...

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Jan: Nervous?
No, I'm not nervous.

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Well, I mean, I guess I'd be lying
if I didn't say I was a little nervous.

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The new cfo
isjudging me on this, too.

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And, well, it is Michael, so...

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Yeah. I am very nervous.

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So, with the 12 new
local accounts,

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we had a total of
four percent organic growth,

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which was just above our
pre-year targets. Thanks very much.

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Thank you. Okay, Michael.

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(Clears throat)

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What is a business?

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Is it a collection of numbers
and sales reports?

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Sure. But, as you know,
David, and jan,

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it is much more.

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Michael: Life moves a little
slower in Scranton, Pennsylvania.

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And that's the way we like it.

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Because at dunder Mifflin,
Scranton,

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we 're not just
in the paper business.

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We 're in the people business.

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Let's meet some of the folks

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who make the Scranton branch
so special.

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This is Stanley Hudson,
one of our talented salesmen.

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An African-American
father of two,

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Stanley's dedication is no
doubt one of the hallmarks

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of the foundation of the business
we 're hoping to build our basis on.

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Michael: Yeah, I shot a bunch
of footage around the office,

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edited it together on my Mac.

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Was thinking about entering it
in some festivals. Probably won't.

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You know,
not what this is about, but...

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Michael: And finally,
Pam bees/y.

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Look at her. Look how cute.

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Not bad at all.

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As the receptionist,

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Pam is truly
the gateway to our world.

246
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Well, I hope this gave you
a little taste

247
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of what life is like here
at dunder Mifflin, Scranton.

248
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What it's like to walk a
mile in Oscar's shoes,

249
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or try on Phyllis' pants.

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Next time you're in town,
give us a call. Stop on by.

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I'm sure you'll be greeted by a big
smile, and a "how're you doing, pal?"

252
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Maybe even one ofangela's
famous brownies.

253
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,764
And you'll know
that you're home.

254
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Male voice: Great Scott!

255
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Questions?

256
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:25,948
Wow.

257
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:30,078
Okay. Okay, thank you,
Michael, that was great.

258
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,329
Yes, thank you.

259
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:35,708
But for right now, what I'd really like to
know about is the branch's performance.

260
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,586
So, do you have
that information as well?

261
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,131
Yes. Absolutely, David.

262
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,801
Let me get that for you. I...

263
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,849
Yeah. Can you sign?

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Oscar.

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Nothing for me? Join the club.

266
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Vvhositfiom? Mymom.

267
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:18,292
It's frustrating, 'cause
we'd be so perfect together.

268
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,295
You know what?
Here's the deal, Kelly.

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It would be really nice if he
was into you, right? It'd be great.

270
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,803
But he isn't. So... yeah, but
itwould be so great if he was.

271
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,472
Well, he's not, though.
So you just gotta suck it up.

272
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,517
You just gotta move on,
try to have some fun.

273
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,602
Come to my poker game tonight.

274
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,062
Okay, cool.

275
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,731
Is it okay if I invite Ryan?

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00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,074
And that about does it,
thank you.

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00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,325
Okay.

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Craig.

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Yeah, here's the deal.
I did not understand

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that this was supposed to be
a full-on, like, report or whatnot.

281
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:06,507
I'm sorry, what did you think
financial presentation meant?

282
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:11,220
I was under the impression this was
more of, like, a meet-and-greet type deal.

283
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:15,475
So, does that mean that you don't
have the numbers on your branch?

284
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,351
That is correct. Yes.

285
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:20,396
Craig, you realize
that we're trying to decide

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whether drastic steps
need to be taken.

287
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,150
Look, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

288
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,862
Well, the point is, that this doesn't
exactly bode well for your branch.

289
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,155
Oh, man. You know what?

290
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,533
Michael made that stupid movie,
he doesn't get in any trouble.

291
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,369
Maybe I should have
slept with you, too.

292
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:44,170
Okay, okay. All right, this... no,
no, no. I'm not... I'm not... I just...

293
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,672
I just don't know
what to do anymore, Michael.

294
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,716
I mean,
I'm probably gonna get fired.

295
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,009
No, you're not.

296
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,262
Yeah, I... Michael, the cfo
thinks that we slept together.

297
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,890
Don't you understand?
People get fired for much less.

298
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:59,852
And I just can't believe
that you told everybody.

299
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,854
And we didn't even
sleep together.

300
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,774
Technically, we fell asleep
in the same bed.

301
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,400
Oh, god. So...

302
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,069
Michael, it was months ago.

303
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,446
It was once. It's over.

304
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,033
Do you understand?

305
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,246
Yes, I'm sorry.

306
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:24,126
I'll fix it. I will talk to
him. I'll talk to David.

307
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,296
Surely, you cannot be serious.

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00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,798
I am serious.

309
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,634
"And don't call me Shirley."
Airplane!

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Dwight: Women are like wolves.

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If you want a wolf,
you have to trap it.

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You have to snare it.

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00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,570
And then you have to tame it.

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Keep it happy.
Care for it. Feed it.

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Lovingly. The way an
animal deserves to be loved.

316
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,955
And my animal deserves
a lot of loving.

317
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,420
Hey. Hey, babe.

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00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,381
You almost ready to go?
I guess. Yeah.

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00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,800
What's wrong? Nothing.

320
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,594
It's just that
I had to sit here all day

321
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,847
while Phyllis got, like, an
entire garden delivered to her.

322
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,557
What? You're mad at me?

323
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,393
I mean, I know that we said,
"no big gifts,"

324
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,521
but I was, kind of, hoping you'd get
me something for Valentine's day.

325
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,982
Well, Valentine's day
isn't over.

326
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:32,194
Let's get you home and you are
gonna get the best sex of your life.

327
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,033
You understand this is
a very serious situation.

328
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,909
No, no, no, no, no.
Yes, I... okay, well...

329
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,954
All right, here's the deal. This
is my fault, this is totally on me.

330
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,707
Before you guys came in,
I was talking to the guys.

331
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,835
We were all chatting
and I made a joke,

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00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:51,339
a really dumbjoke, and
Craig, the idiot, took it seriously.

333
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:54,300
You made a joke?
I did. It was stupid.

334
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,346
And Craig, you saw him, he's
not the sharpest tool in the shed.

335
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,681
Although he is a tool.

336
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,768
Well, I don't need to explain
to you that even a joke

337
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,728
about sexual relations
with your boss...

338
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,647
I know.
It was borderline at best.

339
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:11,734
And jan is a fantastic executive

340
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,612
and has all the integrity
in the world and...

341
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,991
I'm really sorry, and that
will never happen again.

342
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,998
That's fine.
Let's just... just forget it.

343
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:27,917
Okay. Good.

344
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,846
Heading out? Yeah.

345
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,642
All right, beesly.
Hey, happy Valentine's day.

346
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,652
Good night, Pam. Night, Phyllis.

347
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,991
Jan: Michael.

348
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,452
Thank you again for that,
really.

349
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,162
It was very nice.
Oh, no big deal.

350
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:08,999
Really, sorry again. Oh,
no, it's okay. Yeah, it's okay.

351
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,503
So... happy Valentine's day.

352
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,839
Yeah, happy Valentine's day.

353
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,597
Okay.

354
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,019
(Exclaiming)

355
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,152
(Speaking yiddish)