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Let's think this through.

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If we ask corporate
for that, then...

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They are either
gonna say yes or no.

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Michael: Could go either way. We
don't know what they are going to say.

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Think it through! We
have to think it through!

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Because, if they say no...

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Can we not? No... yes,
we have to. You know why?

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'Cause I don't like to be
cooped up in that office.

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In that box,
all day long. Heisman!

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Because I need to think,
okay, Jim? Oh, Kevin!

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Ooh!

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(Michael laughing)

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Nice catch.

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(Exclaiming)

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Oscar! Intercepted.

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Right here. Give it to
me. Sorry about that.

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Phyllis, give me the ball. Okay,
give me the ball. Give me...

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Michael: You guys... oh, cool.

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Creed, give me the ball,
right now. Give it to me. Ryan.

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(Shouting)

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Dwight: Fumble!

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(Grunting)

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Michael: Listen...

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All right, hey, Dwight...

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Whoa!

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Dwight: Hike.

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Michael: You all right, Ryan?
Ryan?

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Yeah.

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Pam!

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Oh, they're having
a sale on TiVo.

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Maybe I should get a TiVo.

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DVD burner. Maybe I
should get one of those.

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You are so lucky, Jim.

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You're so lucky you
don't have this problem.

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What was the ninth-place
prize again? A loaf of bread?

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A cugino's pizza.

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Oh, great.
Tasty, terrific pizza.

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Question: Do their pizzas
play DVDs?

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Jim: Dwight was the top salesman
of the year at our company.

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He wins a little prize money and
gets honored at some convention.

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It is literally
the highest possible honor

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that a northeastern Pennsylvania-based
mid-sized paper company

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regional salesman
can attain. So...

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What did I do to deserve this?

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Pam: Are you sad that
Dwight beat you? No.

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Are you gonna cry, Jim?
Do you need a tissue?

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Hey. I heard you got a wedding
dress. Do you have pictures?

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Pam: Oh, I... yeah.

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I'll show them to you later.

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Oh, I should get back.

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Talk to you guys later.
Okay, cool.

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I have a ton of stuff
to do for the wedding.

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And I have to do it
in the office.

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And that can be kind of awkward.

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Just because people can get
all weird about wedding stuff

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and I just...
I don't want to offend

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Angela or someone.

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That's what she said.

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I don't get it.

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Grapes, seductive.

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So, you ready for the
big speech this afternoon?

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Well, it's not really a big
speech. You're still coming, right?

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Oh, abso-fruitly.

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Fruit, grapes. Nailed
the joke. Matter of time.

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And yes, it is a big
speech. Biggest of your life.

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Speaker at the sales
convention. Been there, done that.

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Went there again, did it
again. Two years in a row.

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Consecutive.

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I just... I miss the feeling of
knowing that you did a good job

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because somebody gives you
proof of it.

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"Sir, you're awesome.
Here's a plaque.

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"What, a whole year has gone
by and you need more proof?

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"Here's a certificate."

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They stopped
making plaques that year.

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What if I give a really long,
extended thank you, for instance,

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"thank you, Mr. Blank.
Thank you very, very, very..."

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That would look terrible.
These are mostly salesmen,

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and salesmen expect to be
entertained and you are the main act.

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When I was in the sixth grade, I was
a finalist in our school spelling bee.

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It was me against raj patel.

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And I misspelled
in front of the entire school

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the word "failure."

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I can't do this.

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That's because you're incapable of
doing it, because you don't know how,

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because you have no skills.

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Dwight, there's no way
I can possibly teach you

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what you need to know about
public speaking by speech time.

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Oh, okay.

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But I can teach you enough so that
you don't embarrass me or the company.

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Okay, deal. I'll do whatever
you say, no questions asked.

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Well, if you have a
question, you should ask me.

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Hiuyandthmk ofone.Vvhen_.

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Don't try to think
of a question to humor me.

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Just try not to be
such an idiot.

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Is that an insult, or is that part
of the public speaking advice?

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Insult.

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Pam: Mom, I'm sorry,
I know you and dad

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are chipping in for the wedding

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but I do not
want orange invitations.

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Yes. Well, if you really
want my opinion...

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Jim: Hi, yeah, can I talk to
one of your travel agents?

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I'm gonna take a trip.

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I'm gonna get out of town
for a while, and go some place

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not here.

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Where do I want to go?

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That is an excellent question.

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And one I probably should have
thought about before I called you.

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Oscar: I get here early every
morning so I can set the thermostat.

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I like it a little cooler, around
66 degrees. I'm more productive.

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Maybe some people
don't like it as cold as I do.

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But I don't care.

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But seriously, what's the difference
between a salesman and a saleswoman?

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A saleswoman has a vagina.

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It's a joke, Dwight,
it's not a sex ed class.

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But I'm right.

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Yeah, you're right about the
difference between a man and a woman,

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but not about the punch line
to thejoke. All right?

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The difference between a
salesman and a saleswoman is boobs.

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Hey, do you remember
the speeches that you gave?

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I do, both of them.

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Could I have a copy of one of
them? No, no, they would remember.

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Look, it doesn't matter
what you say,

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it just matters that you're saying
something that people care about.

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You know? All right,
here we go. Watch this.

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Attention, everybody!
Attention, please!

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I have some very great news from
corporate. We had a wonderful quarter.

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And as a result, all of you
are getting bonuses for $1,000.

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Yeah! Michael: Congratulations.

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Phyllis: Unbelievable.
Oscar: It's great.

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Pam: Wow.

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You see that? You see
how they responded to me?

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That's amazing. In that
moment, I had them.

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That is so great about the
bonus. No, no, it's not true.

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I was just talking. So just
go out there and say anything.

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They'll eat it up,
they're a great audience.

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Go ahead, get the wallpaper.
Wallpaper the ceiling if you want...

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Excuse me! May I have
your attention, please?

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There has been an accident
on 84 west.

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Cars have skidded off the road
into the safety railing.

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Several cars have flipped,

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there is broken glass everywhere,
several people are injured.

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Do we know anyone
who was in the accident?

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Brad Pitt.

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Also, there will be no bonuses.

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Why would this affect
ourbonuses? They're unrelated.

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Is Brad okay?

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He will never act again.

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Also, this branch is closing.

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What the hell's going on
here? Are we out ofjobs?

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Yes. Kelly: This is Karma

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because of what he did
to Jennifer Aniston.

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He was kidding! Dwight was
kidding and I don't know why

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because it wasn't funny
and it was just horrible...

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Stanley: Michael? Yeah?

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You said we were
getting bonuses.

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All right, everybody in the conference
room now. Let's go. Let's do it!

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Stanley: Cancel the wallpaper.

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As your leader and your
friend, I sort of demand

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that you can all speak
in public as I can,

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and did, twice.
You saw the plaque, right?

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All right, we're all gonna
go around the room,

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and we're going to make toasts.

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And that way, we will overcome
our fear of public speaking.

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You mean toastmasters?
Michael: Pam!

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I'm public speaking,
stop public interrupting me!

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Actually, this would be good
practice for your wedding toast.

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Yeah, the bride
doesn't really do...

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Have you ever been to a wedding?

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Jim: Can I go? Yes, good.
Jim taking the initiative.

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So, I am going on a trip.

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But I'm not really sure where I'm
going yet. It's kind of open-ended.

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So, I was hoping maybe you
guys would have some suggestions.

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You should go to hedonism.

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What is that?

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It's like club med,
but everything is naked.

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I was thinking more like
Europe or something like that,

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but good second choice.

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Toby: I've been to Amsterdam.

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Oh, okay, you know what? That's
not a toast, you're not standing up.

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To Amsterdam.
When did you go there?

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After my divorce. Jim: Really?

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Yeah. Jim: For, like, how long?

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About a week, or
maybe a month. I can't...

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Jimmy, listen to me, you do not
wanna go to Amsterdam, trust me.

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Where do I wanna go?
I'd send you to Hong Kong.

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I'd like to say hi
to my friends in China.

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(Speaking in mandarin)

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Okay. Dwight,

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show us what
you have learned today.

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Good morning, Vietnam!

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All: Oh, god.

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Okay, you know what,
this isn't working,

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because I'm not nervous in front
of them. They're my subordinates.

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No, we're not.

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Yes, you are. I'm
assistant regional manager.

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Which means absolutely nothing.

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Michael, can you explain?

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Well, it's mostly made up. So...

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Michael: Dwight is not
going to do a good job. It's sad.

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And they're expecting excellence,
because I did do such a good job.

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Two years in a row,
I killed. Itwas amazing.

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Confidence, Dwight!

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Dwight.

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If you could travel anywhere in
the world, where would you go?

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I can travel anywhere
except Cuba,

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and I will travel to New Zealand

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and walk the lord of
the rings trail to mordor,

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and then I will hike mount doom.

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So now, just leave me alone.

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Okay. I was just trying
to get some advice on my trip.

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Oh, please.
You're not taking any trip.

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You know, I majored in
public speaking in college.

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Mmm-hmm. You did?

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And the first thing that
they teach you is that

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you've gotta be true
to yourself.

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And you are all about authority.

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Yes. I am.

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The great speakers throughout
history were notjoke tellers,

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they were people of passion.

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So, if you wanna do well
today, you gotta do what they did.

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Which is?

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You've gotta wave your arms, and
you've gotta pound your fists many times.

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You're supposed
to emphasize your point.

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Okay, I didn't actually
major in public speaking.

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But I did download speeches from
some of history's famous dictators.

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Like this one, originally
given by Benito Mussolini.

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Okay, look, I know you're
giving this speech on your own,

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but I wrote up
a few talking points

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for you to take a look at.
I hope you don't mind.

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I'll glance at it.

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It's time, Dwight,
the grim reaper is here.

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The very best of luck
to you, Dwight.

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Thank you, Angela.

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Why'd you pick the va.
For the reception?

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Roy has a connection.
It's nicer than you think.

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You're inviting Jim? Of course,
he's one of my closest friends.

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Dwight: All right.

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You ready? Here we go.

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Wow. It's a little bit bigger
than I remember.

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Michael: Come on.
We're down here in the front.

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You all ready for this?

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(Dance music playing)

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I am just feeling
under the weather,

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and I think that
I will go home and rest.

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I've never, ever seen
you take a sick day.

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Well, I've seen you take
enough for the both of us.

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Next, I'd like to introduce

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the dunder Mifflin
salesman of the year,

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Dwight schrute!

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(Whispering) Dwight,
they called your name.

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Dwight, how we doing?

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No. I can't.
Okay, you know what?

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I can't. You know what?
Okay no, no problem.

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You are lucky you have me
here. I'm going to cover for you.

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All right!

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Good morning, Vietnam!

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I am not Dwight schrute,
not at all.

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I am Michael Scott,
his mentor and boss.

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And until Dwight comes up,
if he ever does,

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I wanted to say
a few words about excellence.

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What makes

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a work environment excellent?

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Well, there are many things,
I believe,

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that do such a thing
of that nature.

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And one would be humor.

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What is the difference
between a salesman

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and a saleswoman?

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I always set it at 69.

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Maybe we'll use a dj.

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That's the one thing Roy is
in charge of for this wedding,

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but all he's managed
to do is set a date.

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But he did a great job.
June 10th is perfect.

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I want a June wedding.
I've always wanted one.

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Ryan, do you know when
you would want to get married?

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Actually, I don't see
ever getting married.

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Ryan, you should be more
sensitive. It's obvious she likes you

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and comments like that,
they just... I know what I said.

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I'm very sorry, I did not know that
you were wearing a hearing aid,

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and I just thought
you were speaking abnormally.

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And now, the black guy from
the police academy movies,

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a robot.

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(Mimicking robot)

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Michael winslow. Anyone?

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Car starting.

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(Mimicking car engine rewing)

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All right,
Dwight schrute, everyone.

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Good luck,
that is a tough crowd.

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(Breathing heavily)

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(Dwight clearing throat)

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Blood alone moves
the wheels of history!

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Have you ever asked yourselves
in an hour of meditation,

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which everyone
finds during the day,

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how long we have been
striving for greatness?

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Not only the years we've
been at war, the war of work,

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but from the moment, as a child,

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when we realized that the
world could be conquered.

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It has been a lifetime
struggle, a never-ending fight!

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I say to you,
and you will understand,

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that it is a privilege to fight!

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We are warriors!

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Salesmen of northeastern
Pennsylvania, 1 ask you,

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once more rise and be worthy
of this historical hour!

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Yeah! Yeah!

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I've got a timeshare in key
west that might be available.

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Maybe. Thanks.

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You really think
you're gonna go?

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Yeah, I'm definitely going.

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Nice. Send me a postcard.

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Ryan: Jim has worked at
the same place for five years.

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Jim eats the same ham and
cheese sandwich every day for lunch.

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I don't know, if I were
a betting man, I'd say

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he will have a fun weekend
in Philadelphia.

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No revolution is worth anything
unless it can defend itself!

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Dwight: Some people will
tell you "salesman" is a bad word.

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They'll conjure up images

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of used car dealers
and door-to-door charlatans.

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This is our duty
to change their perception.

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I say, salesmen

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and women of the world, unite!

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We must never acquiesce,
for it is together...

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Together that we prevail!

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We must never cede control
of the motherland!

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For it is...

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All: Together that we prevail!

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Australia? I have always
wanted to go there.

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I'm going. I'm a little
nervous to run into Dwight

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on his connecting flight
to mordor,

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but, other than that... yeah, I
bought the ticket, non-refundable.

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That's awesome.
Where are you staying?

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I don't know.

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I feel like I have plenty of time
to figure out the details, but...

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When are you leaving?

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I'm leaving on June 8th.

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00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,450
Yeah.

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And I'm really sorry
about that. I just...

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Yeah, that's too bad.

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00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:26,916
Yeah.

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Do you want me to take
these on my way out?

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It's okay. I got it.

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00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,008
All right.

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00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:43,766
Okay, thanks. There
you are. What happened?

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I got thirsty. How'd it go?

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It was amazing. I wish
you would have been there.

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You would not believe
what happened here.

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What? Something happened?

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This woman came in, sat down,

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ordered a drink.

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The bartender asked for her
ID, which I thought was odd,

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because I pegged her at,
like, 35.

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Weird. Yeah, really weird.

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So, she's like, "I don't have
my ID, please give me one."

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And he's, like, "I can't
do that. I can't serve you."

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Con artist. She might have been.

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So she says, "fine. I will go
to my room, I will get my purse,

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"I will come back, I'll show you
my ID." She hasn't come back yet.

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00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:20,136
She's probably in the room,
drinking from the mini bar.

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Michael: Right?

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Michael: Dwight gave
a great speech.

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That's the word
on the street, anyway.

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And I entertained Dwight
to no end with my bar story.

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So I captivated the guy who
captivated a thousand guys.

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Can you believe that?
A thousand guys.