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Hey, Ryan,

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can I get you a pencil
from the warehouse?

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Oh, no, thanks. I'm good.

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Well, it's okay. I'm going down.

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Yeah. Absolutely.

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All right, I'll be right back.

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Awesome.

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Thank you. You're welcome.

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Michael, could you get me a
pen from down in the warehouse?

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Don't mind if I do.

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See you in a minute.

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Okay!

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There you go,
fresh from the warehouse.

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Hey, Michael, would you get me
some coffee from the warehouse?

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There's coffee
in the kitchen, Pam.

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But the warehouse coffee
tastes so much better.

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Yeah. It's better.

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Okay. Great.

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All right, okay.

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I am like Bette midler in for the
boys. Gotta keep the troops entertained.

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With cream and sugar?

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All right.

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Jan: So, I wanted to let you
know that we lost ed truck.

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Okay, let me see
if I have his cell.

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Is this the only reason
you are calling, jan,

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or does somebody miss me?

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Michael, ed died
over the weekend.

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Oh, wow.

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Attention, everybody!

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I just received
a call from corporate

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with some news that they felt
that I should know first.

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My old boss, ed truck, has died.

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Oh, Michael, that's such terrible
news. You must feel so sad.

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Yes, I am. It's very sad,

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because he was my boss.

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Oh, that's a shame.
Ed was a good guy.

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That's right. You worked
with him. So did creed.

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Well, I'll be in my office

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in case anybody
wants to drop by,

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cheer me up.

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So, did you hear the news?

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The news that you just
announced, that ed died?

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Yeah.
Is there anything I can do?

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Oh, gosh. What can
anybody do, really? Lfs_.

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He was almost 70.
Circle of life.

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Yeah.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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What's going on
with Fairfield county schools?

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Karen, did you generate
that price list?

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Shoot. I will. I'm sorry.

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Okay, just get it done.
Jim, will you make sure?

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Oh, yeah, definitely.

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Suck up!

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Josh, did you hear what I said?

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Thank you, everyone.

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Damn it.

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What's up?

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Oh, nothing. We're
just out of herr's chips.

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But don't worry about it.

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My snack food doesn't fall under
the umbrella of your authority.

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That's where you're wrong.

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I'm your project supervisor
today

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and I have just decided
that we're not doing anything

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until you get the chips
that you require.

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So I think we should go
get some.

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Now, please.

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It's a real shame about ed, huh?

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Yeah.

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Must really have you thinking.

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About what?

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The older you get, the bigger
the chance is you're gonna die.

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You knew that.

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Ed was decapitated.

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Really? What?

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He was drunk as a skunk,
he was flying down route 6,

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he slides under an eighteen-Wheeler,
pop, it snaps right off.

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Oh, my god.

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That is the way to go.
Instant death, very smart.

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You know, a human can go on living
for several hours after being decapitated.

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You're thinking of a chicken.

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What did I say?

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Michael: That is just
not the way

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a dunder Mifflin manager
should go, I'm sorry.

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Alone, out of the blue.

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Not even have his own head
to comfort him.

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So I'm not exactly sure
how to say this...

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Ed was decapitated.

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What are you doing?

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You said you didn't know
how to say it. I didn't...

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He was driving on the road
and he went under a truck

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and that's when his head
was separated

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from the rest of him.

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Now, we'll let you know more
as soon as I find out.

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Hey. Hi.

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If my head ever comes off, I
would like you to put it on ice.

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I do not want
to talk about this.

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When I die, I want to be frozen.

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And if they have to freeze me
in pieces, so be it.

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I will wake up stronger than ever
because I will have used that time

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to figure out exactly why I died

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and what moves I could have
used to defend myself better,

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now that I know
what hold he had me in.

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I don't understand.

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We have a day honoring Martin
Luther king, but he didn't even work here.

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Jan: I understand how
you feel, Michael, I really do.

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So would it be helpful
to give everyone the day off?

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You really don't get it, do you?
You don't understand these people.

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That is the last thing that
they would want, is a day off.

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Well, what would you suggest?

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A statue.

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Ofed? Yeah.

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I'm not sure that's realistic.

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Well, I think it would be very
realistic. Itwould look just like him.

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No, that's not...

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We could have his eyes light up.

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Could have his arms move.

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That is not a statue.
That is a robot.

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I think that is a great way
to honor ed.

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And how big
do you want this robot?

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Life-size.

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No. Better make it two-thirds.
Easier to stop if it turns on us.

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What the hell
are you two talking about?

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Well, we are talking about
how to properly honor

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a man who gave his life as regional
manager of this company, jan.

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You know what, Michael, I
have really tried with you today

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and I have to get back to work.

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Oh, do you?

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You know who wished they
could get back to work is ed truck.

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So call me when you feel
like... but ed truck can't...

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Having a real conversation.
Goodbye... because he is dead!

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Look, I gave him a 6-foot
extension cord so he can't chase us.

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That's perfect.

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Okay, that is a "no"
on the West Side market.

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Okay, great. I think that's enough.
Can I get back to work now?

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Wow.

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Never pegged you for a quitter.

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I am not a quitter. I will
do this all day if you want.

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Really? I don't know about that.

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Yeah, all day.

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What are we doing?
What's the game? I want in.

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Oh, there's no game. We're just
trying to get these chips for Karen.

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Did you check
the vending machine?

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Oh, the vending machines.
How did we miss that?

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I have no idea.

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We went right for the copier.

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And then we checked the fax
machine. Yeah, nothing there.

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Did you check your butt?

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Can you imagine
how much blood there was?

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If it happened right here, it would
reach all the way to reception.

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Probably get on Pam.

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Okay, that's enough.

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What? We do not
want to hear about this.

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Well, you know what? I didn't
want to hear about it either, Stanley,

156
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but I did and now
I can't stop picturing it.

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He leaves work, he's on his way
home... his cappa is detated from his head.

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You have just spit on my face.

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Well, you know what, there's
something wrong with you.

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There is something wrong
with everybody in here

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because we have lost

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a member of our family and
you don't want to talk about it.

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You don't want to think about it,
you just want to get back to work.

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There are five stages to grief,

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which are denial, anger, bargaining,
depression and acceptance.

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And right now, out there,
they are all denying

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the fact that they're sad, and that's
hard, and it's making them all angry.

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And it is my job to try to get them
all the way through to acceptance

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and, if not acceptance,
then just depression.

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If I can get them depressed,
then I'll have done my job.

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I am going
to throw you this ball.

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When you catch the ball,
I want you to say

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the name of a person very important to
you, somebody really special, who died,

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and then I want you
to say how they died.

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And you may cry if you like.

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That is encouraged. Let me just
start. Let me show you how this works.

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I catch the ball.

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I lost ed truck

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and it feels like somebody
took my heart

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and dropped it into a bucket
of boiling tears.

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And, at the same time,

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somebody else is hitting my soul

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in the crotch with
a frozen sledgehammer.

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And then a third guy walks in and
starts punching me in the grief bone.

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And I'm crying,
and nobody can hear me

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because I am terribly,
terribly, terribly alone.

187
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:12,529
Excuse me, I'm sorry to
interrupt. I need to see Pam.

188
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:16,282
There seems to be, like, something
wrong with the radiator in her car.

189
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Okay, fine, hurry back.

190
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,539
There's nothing wrong
with your car.

191
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Just thought you might want a break
from the grief counseling session.

192
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,795
Oh, I would like a break.

193
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,672
How are you liking the new car?

194
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Great.

195
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:32,966
Yeah?

196
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It sure is small.

197
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Got air bags?

198
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I think so.

199
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:43,143
I don't know. I was mainly
focused on the cup-holders.

200
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,147
Well, you still aren't
driving so fast, are you?

201
00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:48,857
Yeah.

202
00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:55,029
Hi, yeah. This is Mike
from the West Side market.

203
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Well, we had a shipment
of herr's salt & vinegar chips

204
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and we ordered that about
three weeks ago and haven't...

205
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,454
Yeah.

206
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:09,460
You have the in the warehouse?
Great. What is my store number?

207
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:12,630
Six.

208
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,009
What? No. I'll call you back.

209
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,510
Shut up. Six?

210
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,764
Okay, we can start.

211
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,475
You waited for me? Yeah.

212
00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:29,063
Pam, you're a member of this family,
so we will wait for our family members.

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00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,332
Phyllis, you want
to give it a shot?

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00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,941
I got it.

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00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,110
When my mother
was pregnant with me,

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they did an ultrasound and
found she was having twins.

217
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:40,533
When they did another
ultrasound a few weeks later,

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they discovered that I had
resorbed the other fetus.

219
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:50,877
Do I regret this? No. I believe
his tissues made me stronger.

220
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I now have the strength of a
grown man and a little baby.

221
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:58,176
Okay, why don't you throw
the ball to somebody else?

222
00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,302
Nope.

223
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,595
Oh, yes, Stanley, come on.

224
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Your turn. You have to go.

225
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I will not.

226
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,641
Okay,

227
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:08,353
I'm going to toss the ball
to Pam.

228
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,231
Let's see.

229
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:14,192
I had an aunt that
I was really close to.

230
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She was
this amazing female boxer.

231
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:22,408
Anyway, she was injured in a
fight, and she was paralyzed.

232
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So you can imagine
how upset I was

233
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when I found out that she asked her
manager to remove her breathing tube

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so she could die.

235
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Wow.

236
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:39,926
If you want to cry, that's okay.

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Thanks.

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00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:50,228
A few years ago, my family
was on a safari in Africa,

239
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:55,775
and my cousin, mufasa, was...

240
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He was trampled to death
by a pack of wildebeests,

241
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and we all took it really hard.

242
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:09,622
All of us kind of in the
audience of what happened.

243
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:12,083
Do you want
to talk about it any more?

244
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:16,212
Oh, itwould probably take me, like, an
hour and a half to tell that whole story.

245
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,549
Me, me. Me, me, me.
Me, me. Yes. Okay.

246
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:26,681
I was trying to throw this party once,
and everyone was over for the weekend,

247
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and then my uncle Bernie died.

248
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:36,024
And so, me and my best friend,
we had to pretend

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like he was alive, so...

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Wait a second.

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That's weekend at Bernie's.

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Do you think that
this is a game?

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Well, there is a ball...

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All right. We're starting over.

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No, I'm done.

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You are not leaving!
No, we are not done!

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We really have
a lot of work to do.

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Yeah, well, you know what?

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The guy who had my job
has died and nobody cares!

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And he sat at my desk.

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Michael, look,

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I know this is hard for you,
but death's just a part of life.

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I mean, just this morning I saw a little
bird fly into the glass doors downstairs

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and die

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and I had to keep going...

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How do you know? What?

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That that bird was dead?

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Did you check its breathing?

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It was obvious.

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Was its heart beating?
Toby, did you check it?

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No, of course you didn't.
You're not a veterinarian!

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You don't know anything!

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Michael!

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Michael?

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Michael.

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Oh, god! Oh, my god!

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Oh, my god! Come on.

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Poor little fella. Oh, shoot!

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He's a goner. No, he's not.

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Yeah. No, he's not.

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Michael, get him away from your head!
He is covered in germs and bacteria!

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No! You can't get diseases
from a bird!

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A dead bird should not be
in the kitchen.

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We don't know if it's dead.

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No. That thing is dead.

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You want me to flush him?

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Attention, everybody.

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This will only take
a second of your time.

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Today at 4:00 pm, we will
be meeting in the parking lot

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to have a funeral service
for this bird.

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I have a lot of work to do.

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Well, I'm sorry to
inconvenience you, Meredith,

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but that is what you do when
things die. You honor them.

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Toby killed this bird and
now we are going to honor it.

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But...
No! No! No! That's enough!

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You know what? This
bird is dead. He died alone.

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The least you can do
is be there for him now.

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Find a box for him.

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I'm calling a supermarket
in Montreal.

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Nice.

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Nope.

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Sounded good. Thanks.

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It's okay. It's okay.

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Yes, I know, I know. It's been a
tough day, but it's good to let it show.

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I mean, how many times do I
have to confirm plans with Ryan

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for him to know
that we have a date tonight?

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God!

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What are...

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What are you doing?

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What?

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No, this is about
the right size.

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No, god, no! It's not!

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What is the matter with you?
Is that the beak?

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I'm sorry. I grew up on a farm.

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We slaughtered a pig
whenever we wanted bacon.

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My grandfather was reburied
in an old oil drum.

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Itwould have fit if he had
given me another minute.

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I need a box, I need a box.
A small box.

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Not too confining.

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Is it for the bird?

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00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,110
Yeah. Ihaveitcovered.

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00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,363
Oh, thank you.

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00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,158
If you want to do something
forthefuneral yes, please.

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00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,035
Maybe you could play a song
on your recorder?

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Excehent
do you have it with you?

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Always.

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Did I wake up this morning thinking
I'd be throwing together a bird funeral?

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00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,923
You never can tell what your
day here is gonna turn into.

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00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,972
Where'd you find them?

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00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,932
Where'd I find what?

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I called the manufacturer, who
referred me to the distributor,

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who referred me to the
vending machine company,

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who told me that they sell them in
the machines in the building next door.

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00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,577
Glad you could all make it.

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00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,078
You told us we had to.

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Dwight, do you have the box?

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00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,707
Actually, I have it.

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00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,421
You made this? Wow.

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00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:12,049
That's... that's very nice.

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00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:16,637
When I was five, my mom told
me that my fish went to the hospital

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00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:21,559
in the toilet and it never came
back, so we had a funeral for it.

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00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:25,646
And I remember thinking,
"I'm a little too old for this."

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00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,356
And I was five.

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00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:31,110
I'd also like to say a
few words if that's okay.

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00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,321
Yes.

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00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,866
What do we know about this bird?

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00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:42,288
You might think, "not much, it's just
a bird." But we do know some things.

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00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,082
We know it was a local bird.

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00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,670
Maybe it's that same bird that
surprised Oscar that one morning

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00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,172
with a special present
from above.

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00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,674
I remember that.
That was so funny.

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00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:57,803
And we know how he died,
flying into the glass doors.

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00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,891
But you know what? I don't
think he was being stupid.

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00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,353
I think hejust really,
really wanted

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00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:09,899
to come inside our building
to spread his cheer

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00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,942
and lift our spirits
with a song.

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00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,778
It's not a songbird.

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00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,781
An impression, then. Lastly,

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we can't help but notice that
he was by himself when he died,

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00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,955
but of course we all know
that doesn't mean he was alone,

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00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:28,417
because I am sure that there
were lots of other birds out there

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who cared for him very much.

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00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,421
He will not be forgotten.

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00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,631
Amen.

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00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:42,390
Just smile for me
and let the day begin

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00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:48,771
you are the sunshine
that lights my heart within...

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00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:53,442
Michael: Society teaches us
that having feelings

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00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:57,780
and crying is bad and wrong.

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00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:03,744
Well, that's baloney,
because grief isn't wrong.

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00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,123
There's such a thing
as good grief.

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00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,959
Just ask Charlie brown.

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00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,759
Let's get back to work.

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00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,545
Guys, get a broom,
let's clean this up.

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00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,740
Grab a broom,
you heard me. Mush!