1 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:05,589 Hey. Hey. 2 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,842 Who are you faxing so early in the morning? 3 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:13,055 Kind of hard to explain. 4 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,682 Jim: I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch. 5 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:19,895 But before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery. 6 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,482 So from time to time, I send Dwight faxes 7 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,068 from himself 8 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:27,903 from the future. 9 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:31,823 "Dwight, at 8:00 am. Today someone poisons the coffee. 10 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:35,953 "Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. 11 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,413 "Cordially, future Dwight." 12 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,090 You'll thank me later. 13 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,834 Michael: There she is. Jan Levinson 14 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,270 first thing in the morning. Michael. 15 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:28,505 Love to start my day with a hearty bowl of jan! 16 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:29,631 Michael. 17 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:35,345 Just call me Levinson in the morning, baby 18 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,180 Michael. Yes. 19 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:43,478 I'm here to tell you that we are closing the Scranton branch. 20 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,024 I don't understand. 21 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:50,360 The board voted last night to close your branch. 22 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:53,113 On whom's authority? 23 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:55,407 The board's. 24 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,452 What? 25 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:02,956 I'm very sorry. I don't relish telling you this. 26 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:06,001 You've been a big part of this company, 27 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:10,297 and the board asked me to thank you for your years of service. 28 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:11,840 You're welcome. 29 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:14,402 A small number of people will be transferred to the stamford branch 30 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:17,137 and the rest will be getting severance packages. 31 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:21,850 Am I a "small number" person or a "severance package" person? 32 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:25,812 Well, we haven't made final decisions about personnel yet. 33 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,900 Butyoute a "severance package" person. 34 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:35,614 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 35 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,749 What are they talking about? 36 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,501 I don't know. 37 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,086 Is it serious? 38 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,004 I don't know, kev. 39 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,590 If you find out anything, 40 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:57,427 call me. 41 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,346 You got it, buddy. 42 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,335 Are you all right, Michael? Do you want me to get you some... 43 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:15,070 No, no, no. A water or a tissue? 44 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:18,949 All right. All right. 45 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,535 You know what, I don't get it. I don't... 46 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:28,959 I don't get it, because our numbers aren't that bad, 47 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,293 things are looking up. 48 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,170 It's not all about numbers, Michael. 49 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:33,505 Well... it's about talent. 50 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:36,216 Oh, you gotta... Josh? 51 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,926 Josh. Our cfo believes that Josh... 52 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:40,363 Is going to play an important role in our company's future. 53 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:44,516 Oh, really. What role is that? King of the stupid universe? 54 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,476 Okay. Don't do this, jan. 55 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,730 I think we're finished and I need to go. We are not... 56 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:52,482 I would appreciate it if you would please use discretion 57 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,751 until we get our ducks in a row. 58 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:56,528 I know you're mad, but don't do this to me. 59 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:59,906 I know I hurt you, but please do not do this to me. 60 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,368 Don't hurt me like I hurt you. 61 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,748 Jan.jan. 62 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:15,130 It is an outrage. That's all. It's... 63 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:18,925 They are making a huge, huge mistake. 64 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:22,429 Let's see Josh replace these people. 65 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:26,349 Let's see Josh find another Stanley. 66 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:29,394 Do you think stanleys grow on trees? Well, they don't. 67 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,688 There is no Stanley tree. 68 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:35,275 Do you thinkt he world is crawling with phyllises? 69 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,487 Show me that farm. 70 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,363 With phyllises and kevins 71 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:43,533 sprouting up all over the place ripe for the plucking. 72 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,663 Show me that farm. 73 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:53,585 Pictures. Memories. 74 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,881 Look at that. They grow up so fast. 75 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:01,802 Hey, stranger. 76 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:04,179 Don't say that. Thatjust sounds weird. Please. 77 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,765 Sorry, I just feel like we haven't talked in a while. 78 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:09,142 Well, we have nothing to talk about, Dwight. 79 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:10,727 Just do your work. 80 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:13,313 While you still can. 81 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:27,494 Dwight: When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense. 82 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,163 You can read their moods like a book. 83 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:37,212 And right now, the title of Michael's book is something weird is going on: 84 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:39,965 What did jan say? 85 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,469 The Michael Scott story. 86 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,139 By Michael Scott with Dwight schrute. 87 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:52,269 Hey, did you hear about your friends in Pennsylvania? 88 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,855 Rumor has it that the Scranton branch is... 89 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,273 Really? 90 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,024 Wow, that's bad. 91 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:02,237 Sorry. Scranton branch is closing? 92 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,698 In yourface. 93 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,784 Well, I work here now. 94 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,202 Suckeh 95 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:16,918 Are you okay? 96 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:21,214 Yeah, great, amazing. Best physical condition of my life. 97 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,049 What did jan want? 98 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:25,302 Nothing. Just checking in. 99 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:29,222 I can't tell you, so... 100 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:30,640 What can't you tell me? 101 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,517 Nothing, Pam. 102 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,496 What difference does it make? We'll all be gone in a few weeks anyway. 103 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,980 What? What? 104 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,166 You just said that we're gonna be gone? Do I have any messages? 105 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,692 Michael, what's going on? 106 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:41,961 I don't know. What did jan say to you? 107 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,504 Was she mean to you? Nothing. No, she... 108 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,030 Okay. Okay. 109 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,742 Listen up, everybody, I have some news. 110 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:54,581 All I can do right now is put on a brave face 111 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,750 and go out there and be their leader. 112 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,001 It's over. 113 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,880 We are screwed. 114 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,507 Dunder Mifflin Scranton is being shut down. 115 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,469 Michael, we shouldn't be talking about this 116 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:10,221 until all the decisions have been made. 117 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,100 You knew about this all along, didn't you? 118 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:17,062 Jan told me just a few minutes before she told you. 119 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,230 Traitor. You are a traitor. 120 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,441 What about us, Michael? Do we still have jobs? 121 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,777 I don't know. Probably not. 122 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,072 This is the worst! 123 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,207 So this has been great! 124 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,586 So let's get back to work and do the best job that we can. 125 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:45,048 Toby, I'd like to see you in my office, please. 126 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,508 All right. 127 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,806 Oh, my god. You walk so slowly. 128 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,315 It makes perfect sense that it would happen today. 129 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:05,443 Because I just received this in the mail. 130 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:09,364 A thousand business cards with this address and phone number. 131 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,492 I don't want to blame anyone in particular. 132 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,411 I think everyone's to blame. 133 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:19,040 If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off, I will kill myself. 134 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:23,169 Like Romeo + Juliet. The Claire Danes one. 135 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,505 Stamford, Connecticut! 136 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,258 Stamford, Connecticut! 137 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,093 What happened? 138 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:33,096 I think the word got out about Scranton. 139 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,933 Hey, do you know any more details on that? 140 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,227 Like, is... Am I transferring here? 141 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,021 You know, nothing's definite. 142 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:44,274 In fact, you know what... Excuse me, everyone. 143 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,568 I know there are some rumors going around, 144 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,945 but nothing is definite. All right? 145 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:52,008 You guys have done a great job getting our numbers up around here. 146 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:55,201 But until this thing is official, let's just keep working, huh? 147 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,120 You know, be professional. 148 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:00,707 Ladies and gentlemen, our fearless leader, Josh Porter! 149 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,959 Josh, take a bow. Take a bow! 150 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:08,048 I think itwould be kind of weird if everyone from Scranton came here. 151 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:11,009 It'd be like going to your high school reunion 152 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:12,761 and you saying, "hey, I missed you guys." 153 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,405 And then they're all like, "oh, don't worry about it. 154 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,806 "We're all going to move in with you 155 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,266 "forever." 156 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,522 Yeah. 157 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,900 Meredith, hello. Hey. 158 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,402 Tough day? Yes. 159 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,405 So, listen, I know you're seeing someone, 160 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:35,158 but I'm still willing if you are. 161 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,160 What willing? 162 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,287 You remember. Like six years ago 163 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:42,624 we said that on our last day of work that we would 164 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,251 sleep together. 165 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,797 God. 166 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,384 I did not say that. 167 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:57,597 Vvasthatnotyou? No.Notme. 168 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,643 Never mind. 169 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,773 The dayjust gets worse and worse. 170 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:11,778 Pam: It's a blessing in disguise. Actually, not even in disguise. 171 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,073 In my fantasy, I always thought I would slap someone, 172 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,867 make a big speech and storm out forever. 173 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,829 But this is good, too. 174 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,705 You're kidding? No. 175 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,541 What does that mean? 176 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:28,962 Well, some of us are fired, and a few are going to Connecticut. 177 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,966 Do you guys know who's going where? 178 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,677 Don't worry. You're going to be fine, Roy. 179 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:39,264 You're very strong and capable. 180 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:41,808 Roy: Thanks. 181 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,853 Oh, grow up. 182 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,647 I don't want to work here without Pam. 183 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:52,402 It'll just be like loading trucks without any meaning, you know. 184 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,863 Stanley: I couldn't be happier. 185 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:58,324 I'm gonna take the severance and retire. My wife and I are gonna travel. 186 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,452 I really couldn't be happier. 187 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,499 Feeling nostalgic? 188 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,585 Yeah, nostalgic. 189 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:24,475 Darryl: Hey, Mike. Darryl. Noble Darryl. 190 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,980 Look, I heard about the office. Tough break. 191 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:32,942 I know, I know. Well, I'll land on my feet. Yeah. 192 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,944 Don't worry about me. I wasn't. 193 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:38,990 So you'll be okay, too. You're a warrior, you're smart, capable. 194 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,783 You'll find something else and... 195 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,786 Actually, Bob Vance bought out the warehouse. 196 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:47,040 So he's keeping on the whole crew, so we're good. 197 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,626 Awesome. 198 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,502 This is my house. 199 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:54,380 The cfo's taking away my house and giving it to Josh. 200 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,550 And Josh is giving the garage to Bob Vance. 201 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,265 All right. Listen up. 202 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:08,311 Some of you may have heard some rumors about the branch closing. 203 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,535 Like when you said the branch was closing? 204 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:14,317 But I am not going to take this lying down. 205 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,653 I have a plan, and I am going to save our jobs, 206 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,737 so just hang in there. 207 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:18,863 Let's go. Yes! 208 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,823 Oh, good, you're bringing Dwight. 209 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,618 Yes. This might get ugly and we need backup. 210 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,371 What's the plan? 211 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,998 We go to New York, confront the cfo. 212 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,000 Show him he's making a mistake, save the branch. 213 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,835 Can I drive? No way. 214 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,171 Shotgun! No, there's no one else. 215 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,506 Still... 216 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,343 Thank you very much. 217 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,137 Okay, secretary says Wallace is away for the day 218 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,615 and won't be coming back into the office. 219 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:45,765 Okay. Okay. 220 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:52,689 But do not worry. I have his home address right here. 221 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:55,733 Christmas card list. 222 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,319 You send him cards? You've never met him. 223 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,030 But when I do, we'll have something to talk about. 224 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,452 Hey, do you have a second? Sure, what's up? 225 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,996 I know it's not definite or whatever, 226 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:11,666 but do you know who's coming over here from Scranton? 227 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,876 I honestly don't... I don't know. 228 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,796 Okay, so is it like sales or accountants or... 229 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,632 You know what, Jim? I wouldn't worry about it. 230 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,134 What does that mean? 231 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,302 Hi! Josh: Jan, hey. 232 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,847 Oh, good, you're both here. Ready to talk logistics? 233 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,892 I just feel like it could have been something special 234 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,145 if we could have kept working together, 235 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,272 but I'm gonna go some place else, 236 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,399 and you're gonna go some place else. 237 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,444 It just doesn't make sense. 238 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,988 This kind of worked out perfectly for me. 239 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,489 I got some good experience, 240 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:46,326 Michael's gonna write me a great recommendation. 241 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,829 And as far as me and Kelly goes, 242 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,082 I think it's for the best. 243 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:05,178 Okay! This is it! 244 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:09,766 This is exactly what? T Michael Moore does. Famous documentarian. 245 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,894 He goes up to people with a camera 246 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:16,356 and he's like, "why did you do this? Why did you pollute? 247 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:19,901 "You are bad, you're a bad person." It's very dramatic. 248 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,695 Although I can't say I was a big fan of bowling for columbine. 249 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:26,616 Because I thought it was gonna be a bowling movie, like kingpin. 250 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,123 And it wasn't. It was something else. 251 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:41,422 80 Josh will be running what is now called dunder Mifflin northeast, 252 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,716 which is all the offices north of stamford. 253 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,552 And, Jim, if you want the job, you'll be his number two. 254 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,721 Wow! Sure, absolutely. Awesome. 255 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:52,141 Excuse me, jan, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to stop you there. 256 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,353 I will not be taking the job. 257 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,814 What... excuse me... why not? 258 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:02,151 As of today, I have accepted a senior management position at staples. 259 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,695 Today? 260 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:09,075 You leveraged your new position with us into another offer? 261 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,577 Damn it, Josh, this whole restructuring thing 262 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,080 was based around keeping you. I... 263 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,333 I'm sorry, all right. It's done. It's done. 264 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,753 I gotta make some calls. Excuse me, I'm sorry, Jim. 265 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:28,052 Say what you will about Michael Scott, but he would never do that. 266 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:34,517 Okay. All visible points of access are covered. 267 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:38,271 So, do you know what you're going to say when he shows up? 268 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,398 I will improvise. I will speak from the heart. 269 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,943 No. Bad idea. You need an attack plan. 270 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:47,071 Here, I'll be him, you be you. Let's practice. 271 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,532 Okay. All right. 272 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,536 Coming home from work. Excuse me! Mr. Wallace? 273 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,746 David Wallace? Yes. What is the meaning of this? 274 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:59,208 Can you tell us why you are shutting down Scranton 275 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,044 and putting 15 people out of work? 276 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,422 Well, the branch is no longer financially viable. 277 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,607 It's simple dollars and cents. 278 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,968 Yes, but these are employees, sir. These are human beings. 279 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,928 Listen, Scott. 280 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:14,182 It's no longer financially viable. We're losing money, okay? 281 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:17,727 It's not a charity, it's a business. And it's a dying business. 282 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:21,814 Look, the whole business model of the small, regional paper company 283 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,400 simply doesn't make sense anymore. Stop. Stop it, just... 284 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,836 Okay, he's not gonna say any of that. 285 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:29,197 Well, hey, why not? Because he'd be intimidated, and I just... 286 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,033 Let's start again. Just be more scared of me, okay? 287 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,826 Don't touch me this time. 288 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,169 Excuse me, Mr. Wallace? Coming home from work. 289 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,540 Pam, would you please sign my company directory. 290 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,209 Are you serious? 291 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,294 Sure. 292 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,139 "Kelly. Best wishes. Love, Pam." 293 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,600 "P.s. 294 00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:01,062 "What a long, strange trip it's been." 295 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,574 So, we are still scrambling here, 296 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:17,537 but it looks like Scranton is going to absorb stamford. 297 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,621 Wow. 298 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,541 And I know that you just left there a couple months ago, 299 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,752 but we would like to offer you the number two position at that branch. 300 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,420 Yeah. Thank you. 301 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,882 No, it's just I'm not sure if I... 302 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,551 Well, to be quite honest with you, jan, 303 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:35,304 I have a few unpleasant memories of Scranton and... 304 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,390 Michael. 305 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:41,102 No! No, no, just some personal stuff. 306 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:44,397 And I'm not really ready to revisit that, I don't think. 307 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:49,026 Well, please think about it. 308 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:52,572 And call me, we will do whatever we can to get you to stay. 309 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:53,864 Okay. 310 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,416 Hey, Meredith, how're you holding up? I'm fine. 311 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,959 Hey, did we ever have a conversation 312 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,253 about doing something on the last day of work? 313 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,671 Does that ring a bell? 314 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,047 No. I don't think so. 315 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:14,677 Do you remember hearing a rumor about me and anybody, last day of work... 316 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,137 Something sexual? 317 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,641 Okay. 318 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,022 I'm kind of okay with it, actually. 319 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,775 Oh, that's good. That's great. 320 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,030 Do you know what you're going to do then? 321 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,490 Well, you know, I've got art school. 322 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:39,869 Oh, that's... yeah, of course. You should totally do that. 323 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,120 That's a great idea. 324 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,204 Yeah. 325 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:47,668 I am. Already. I started a while ago. 326 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,506 Wow, that's terrific. 327 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,051 That's awesome. 328 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,887 Well, cool. 329 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,724 I'm glad you're doing that. 330 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,187 You can learn a great deal about a man from his trash. 331 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,483 Case in point. 332 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:13,069 Satellite TV bill. 333 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,571 Lesson learned? He's rich. 334 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,993 Coffee grounds. 335 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,121 Was he enjoying a delicious, hot beverage? 336 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:29,585 Or disguising the scent of cocaine from drug-sniffing dogs? 337 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,422 It's a nice house. 338 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:39,428 Hey, guys, I'm trying to organize a little group lunch for everybody 339 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,348 since, you know, we're never gonna see each other again. 340 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,516 Where are we going? 341 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,643 I thought maybe Dee Jay's? 342 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,187 How about cugino's? 343 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,272 I don't want to go all the way to dunmore. 344 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,857 How about Cooper's, then? 345 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,609 No seafood. 346 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,945 But I don't wanna go to Dee Jay's. 347 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,655 Oh, now all of a sudden you get picky? 348 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,949 Okay. Forget it. 349 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,327 Hooters. 350 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,372 $400 for the cpu. 351 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:07,915 Done. 352 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,262 Here, replenish your fluids. 353 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,231 Where's Michael? 354 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,067 He's not here. I don't know where he is. 355 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,528 Wait... 356 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,906 What's going on here? 357 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:44,034 We know the branch is closing. Michael told us. 358 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:48,497 Oh, god. Okay. You know what, everybody? 359 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,142 I'm sure there's a better way to do this, 360 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,852 but I've driven something like 400 miles today, 361 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:54,670 and I'm completely exhausted, so I'm just gonna tell you. 362 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,506 Your branch is not closing. Stamford is closing. 363 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,843 For the time being, it seems that all of yourjobs are safe. 364 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,762 Yes. Yes! 365 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,930 Stanley! 366 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:08,392 Is it because of Michael? Did he actually do something? 367 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,686 Well, reasons are not important. 368 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,481 Would you just call him, please, wherever he is and tell him. 369 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:17,276 Sure. Jan, do you know, is anyone coming back to Scranton? 370 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,944 Back? Coming to Scranton. 371 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,863 Is anyone coming to Scranton? 372 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,824 You know, we don't know. Probably a few. 373 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,628 Maybe we should take a break, get some food. 374 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,463 Negative. We could miss him. 375 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,715 I'm really hungry. Yeah, me, too. 376 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,970 Who is it? The office. 377 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,305 Are you gonna get it? 378 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:49,642 No, not until I have some good news for them. 379 00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,230 Not until I have some good news. 380 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,529 Dunder Mifflin action news. 381 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:05,241 Jim Halpert, will big tuna be transferring to Scranton? 382 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,409 I don't know. 383 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,371 Jan offered me the job, but I haven't really decided yet. 384 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:14,333 Yeah. Well, even if I don't get transferred, I'll probably be fine. 385 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:19,004 Cornell has an extensive alumni network, so... 386 00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:21,507 We look out for each other. 387 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,926 I'll probably go back and teach or something. 388 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,637 Where'd you go to college? 389 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:28,806 Cornell. 390 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,184 That's good. 391 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,356 I guess some new people might be coming from stamford. 392 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,733 Which should be fun. New blood. 393 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,569 Is Jim coming back? 394 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:45,614 Thats_. I hadn't thought about it. I don't know. 395 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,577 I just don't want it to be weird, you know. 396 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:53,706 I mean, I took his old job and his old desk. 397 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:56,333 Yeah, you know, that might be weird. 398 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,628 Overall, though, we still all have our jobs, 399 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:00,796 so good news, right? 400 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,922 Oh, yeah, totally. 401 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:06,468 I am so happy we don't have to break up now, Ryan! 402 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:09,537 It is the best day of my whole life! 403 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,558 I don't know. 404 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,436 I can't explain it. 405 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:24,904 What are you gonna do? 406 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:28,741 I really don't know. How you doing with all this? 407 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:32,828 You know, I'm fine. I'll be better when I know if! Have a job. 408 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,581 You'd actually move to Scranton? 409 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,791 Yeah, if they let me, I think I would. 410 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:41,170 New York City is 45 minutes down the road from here. 411 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,964 And you wanna move to Scranton. 412 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,176 I don't know, if I were you, I'd move to New York. 413 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:53,349 Yeah, you know, I might do that. I might... who knows? I might do that. 414 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,108 God! 415 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,778 Josh: Hey, Andy! 416 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,279 What's up, Josh? 417 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:09,156 I just wanted to say thanks, good luck. 418 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,283 Thanks, man, you, too, totally. 419 00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:15,245 Stanley: Oh, well. What can you do? 420 00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:18,958 It was nice to have those few hours when I thought it was over. 421 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,710 Now, I have something to look forward to. 422 00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:25,673 Hey, creed. Congratulations. 423 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:28,050 Thank you. I made like 1,200 bucks. 424 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,346 Meredith Palmer. Man: Hey, gorgeous. 425 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:33,639 Who's this? 426 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,725 Gary trundell from the old days who worked in the warehouse. 427 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:37,810 Oh, hey. 428 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:38,894 Hey, gal, listen. 429 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,956 I heard through the grapevine that your branch is closing. 430 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:44,024 That got me to thinking about our deal. Remember? 431 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:46,110 Oh, yes. 432 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,488 Well, actually, the branch is... 433 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,075 Can you be at my place in 20 minutes? Yes, I can. 434 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,745 Anything? 435 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:57,913 Nothing. 436 00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:04,837 What if this doesn't work? What if the office actually goes under? 437 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:09,508 Then it was an honor to have worked with you. 438 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:20,978 All right. 439 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:26,942 Favorite moments in dunder Mifflin history. Go. 440 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:32,740 My first day when you hazed me by spraying me with the fire extinguisher. 441 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,619 That was hilarious. The foam. 442 00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:41,874 My first sale. 443 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:44,460 My promotion to assistant regional manager. 444 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,962 Our basketball game. 445 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,467 And when you took me to the hospital 446 00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:53,969 and told me that you cared about me. 447 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:57,848 All right, okay, that's enough, that's good. 448 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,852 What were your favorite moments? 449 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:08,650 All of them. I loved them all. Every single one of them. 450 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,905 What about when jan said the branch was closing? 451 00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,407 God, Dwight. Well, it... 452 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,371 Hey, Pam, we're going to poor Richard's. Creed's buying shots. 453 00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:23,207 No thanks, guys. All right. 454 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,750 Cool. Have fun, though. 455 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,877 Hey, I hear Jim's coming back. 456 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,420 Really? Where'd you hear that? 457 00:26:28,504 --> 00:26:29,939 Hey, Ryan, you coming? Well, I was... 458 00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,256 Yeah, we'll meet you there. 459 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,841 Awesome. Let's go, phyll. 460 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,344 I'll tell you later. Okay. 461 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:36,845 Hey. 462 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,018 Crazy day, huh? 463 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:44,520 Yeah. Yeah. 464 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:46,438 Man. 465 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:53,654 I'm really glad you're still gonna be working here. 466 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:56,490 Yeah, me, too. 467 00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,911 I mean, it'd be a pain to have to find another job, so... 468 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,747 Yeah, totally. 469 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:11,547 All right, I'll see you. Okay. 470 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,717 Pa m: I was expecting a severance, some time off. 471 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,762 But maybe this is good. 472 00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:21,390 Finding another job is a pain. 473 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:25,018 There's another annoying boss, another desk. 474 00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:27,646 I'd have to learn everything all over again. 475 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:32,776 So, there are reasons to stay. 476 00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:45,998 Hey, I think I am gonna take that job. 477 00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:50,085 And Scranton, it's not that bad. 478 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:53,922 So, if they offer you a job there, 479 00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:56,341 I think you should take it. 480 00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:00,012 Okay, yeah, maybe I will. Okay. 481 00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:02,472 Yeah, I'm happy he said that. 482 00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:05,350 I mean, I don't think he's into me or anything, 483 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:11,106 but I'm kind of into him, so there you go. 484 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:22,284 What are we still doing here? It's over. 485 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,371 Let's go home. Get the car. 486 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:33,503 Oh, this was such a stupid idea. 487 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:36,548 This was so stupid. 488 00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:41,178 I am such a stupid idiot. I let everybody down. 489 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:45,224 Everybody hates me. I lost everybody's jobs! 490 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:48,268 Nobody likes me anymore! 491 00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:50,562 Dwight: Oh, my god! What? 492 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,649 Stamford is closed! Michael, we're not closed! 493 00:28:54,149 --> 00:28:55,859 Stamford is closed! Stamford is closed! 494 00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:58,070 Is it? We did it! We did it! 495 00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:00,405 We did it! You did it! 496 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,491 We did it! 497 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,160 We did it! Yeah! 498 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,662 We did it! 499 00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:09,206 Right here! Right here! 500 00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:15,087 Yeah, baby! In yourface! 501 00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:18,966 We did it. Oh, man! 502 00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,695 How did we do it? I don't know. I have no idea. 503 00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:24,471 I don't understand. 504 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:29,101 Toby: Well, for a minute there, I saw myself selling my house, 505 00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:32,020 moving to Costa Rica, learning how to surf. 506 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:34,648 But Costa Rica will still be there 507 00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:38,694 when I'm 65.