1 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:40,415 Angela. What? 2 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:42,960 That was a voicemail that corporate left last night. 3 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,462 They did not get our tax forms. 4 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:47,172 Did you send them? 5 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,633 They arrived this morning. 6 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:50,842 Are you sure? 7 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:53,971 It is a big deal if... Is it a big deal? 8 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:55,639 Is it, Kevin? 9 00:00:57,266 --> 00:00:59,101 Do you really not know? 10 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:00,686 Because it is a big deal. 11 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,982 And y: Five of us transferred from stamford. 12 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:08,026 There's two of us left. Me and Karen. 13 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:11,530 It's like we're touring Willy wonka's chocolate factory 14 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,240 and dropping off one by one. 15 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:15,951 Well, guess what? 16 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,328 I'm not falling in a chocolate river. 17 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,212 Everything okay? 18 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,840 It's fine. You are in the clear. 19 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:31,633 Thank you. 20 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:38,974 I don't want those. 21 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:44,104 Dwight, care to join us? Finally. 22 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:45,897 Thank you. 23 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,942 Hey, Dwight, pass the tardy sauce. 24 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,068 Get it, Michael? Yes. 25 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:51,361 Okay. 26 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,447 Here is the dream team. 27 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,490 My sales dream team. 28 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,118 Today we are going to team up for sales calls. 29 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:01,622 Andy, since this was your idea, you get to pick first. 30 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:06,001 Well, let me think about this for a minute. 31 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:09,379 Oh, I don't know. Michael Scott? 32 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,924 Phd. Doctor of sales. 33 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,361 Michael: Well, I appreciate that. That's very gracious of you. 34 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:19,514 Well, it is very gracious of you to accept. Well, thank you, sir. 35 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,893 Okay, now going by seniority. 36 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,645 Phyllis, our resident senior. 37 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,647 We're the same age. 38 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,399 And I'll pick Karen. 39 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:31,860 Oh, thanks. 40 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,445 Michael: Good. 41 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:37,616 Next up, the super fly himself, Stanley. Pass. 42 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:40,452 You can't pass. You gotta pick somebody. 43 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:45,707 I'll take the kid. 44 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:47,876 I'm very flattered. 45 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,754 I was his second choice after pass. 46 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,924 So that just leaves Dwight and Jim. 47 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,093 Okay, wait. Does anyone want to trade? 48 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,803 Yeah, I'll trade. 49 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,573 Dwight and I used to go on sales calls all the time. 50 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:03,767 In fact, I have a picture to remember that time. 51 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:05,894 Oh, young Jim. 52 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:09,606 There'sjust so much I need to warn you about 53 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:13,610 and yet, tragically, I cannot. 54 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,947 Sebring by Chrysler. 55 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,908 A heck of a motor carriage. 56 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,201 Dwight! Dwight: Yeah? 57 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:22,703 Here you go. 58 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,162 Yeah! 59 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:26,164 You want shirts on hangers? Please. 60 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,874 He does your laundry? 61 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,334 Long story. 62 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,795 All right, everybody, circle up! 63 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,422 Michael: Here we go. 64 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,298 You know what this is? 65 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,008 This is the amazing race. 66 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:41,179 And you guys are retired marines, and you guys are the mother-daughter, 67 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:46,184 and you guys are the gay couple, and we are the firefighter heroes. 68 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:47,412 Are we ready to go? Karen: Wait. 69 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:50,355 Amazing race, like, the biggest sale wins? 70 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:53,608 No. We're just gonna rush out, do the sales thing and come back. 71 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,610 Is there a prize? Just bragging rights. 72 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,070 Then how is this amazing race? 73 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:58,155 It's just... 74 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,322 (Exclaims) 75 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,742 It's amazing race, Phyllis, okay? 76 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,411 We're in teams of two and we're on a mission. 77 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,372 All right. So, on your Mark. Get set. Go. 78 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,416 Letsdoit comeon! 79 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,672 Michael... 80 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,549 (Laughs) 81 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:18,842 (Speaking Spanish) 82 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,260 (Speaking Spanish) 83 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,345 Do you have a pole? 84 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,473 Let's go get a broom. 85 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:27,225 Seriously, are you gonna sit in the back? 86 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:29,811 Yeah. It's the safest part of a car. 87 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:33,231 In the event of a crash, the driver always protects his side first. 88 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,404 Here we go. 89 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:43,366 Andy: In order to take down Dwight, I have to chip away at his ally. 90 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,659 In this case, Michael. 91 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:45,869 And here's the good news. 92 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:50,624 Every success I've ever had in my job or with the lady folk 93 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:57,130 has come from my ability to slowly and painfully wear someone down. 94 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,430 What's the deal with Dwight doing your laundry? 95 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,346 That is a long story. 96 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:10,143 A couple of months ago, Dwight tried to go behind my back with jan 97 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:11,770 and get my job. 98 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:15,190 And I am now having him do my laundry as punishment. 99 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:20,278 Wow. That is a long story, but quite well told, Michael. 100 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:22,322 I find it very interesting. 101 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:25,659 Especially the part about Dwight going behind your back 102 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,745 and basically being, like, a terrible person. 103 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,589 You know, if you want your laundry done right, 104 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,919 I used to work at Abercrombie, so... 105 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:37,796 Pretty good folder. 106 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:39,172 Hey, Pam. 107 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,424 Would you like to go with me to grab a coffee? 108 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,052 Really? Yeah. 109 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:47,347 I thought you could use some fresh air and it might be fun. 110 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,307 Okay. Sure. 111 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:50,475 Okay. 112 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,483 Why are we turning in here? This is a beauty salon. 113 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,196 Hey, do you mind if I take the lead on this one 114 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,448 and then you can critique me after? 115 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,950 You want the lead? 116 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,286 Yeah, if you don't mind. Mind? 117 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,621 Nothing would delight me more. 118 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:23,925 Leave the keys. 119 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,220 You still do that thing? Leave the keys. 120 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,727 (Music playing on stereo) 121 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:50,452 I think that you have assembled an amazing team at Scranton. 122 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,430 It's really a pleasure to be a part of it. 123 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:55,290 It's like everyone has their own special skill, you know. 124 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,709 Just like the super friends. 125 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:01,588 Except for Dwight, who's kind of more of a super dud. 126 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:04,758 I mean, he'd be a super friend if there was a super friend 127 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:07,552 whose super power was always being late. 128 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,596 You know? 129 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,349 Hawkman. 130 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,645 My plan is taking longer than I thought, 131 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,939 but I don't give up easily. 132 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:23,109 (Toilet flushing) I have walked two marathons, so... 133 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:25,779 Let's go. 134 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,867 The men's room was disgusting. 135 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,040 After you, sir. No, thank you. 136 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,583 I never let anyone walk behind me. 137 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,627 Seven out of 10 attacks are from the rear. 138 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:43,838 Okay. Well, that still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front. 139 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:46,007 Yeah, but it'll be easier to stop. 140 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,593 I can always block the blow. Or I can counter it... 141 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:58,561 Angela, you seem so happy. 142 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:03,191 I bet you wish you were like this all the time. 143 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:07,696 This friend of mine... Let's call her "Noel." 144 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:13,284 She missed this deadline turning something into corporate in New York. 145 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:17,664 But then this gallant gentleman, we'll call him "Kurt." 146 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:21,543 He drove all the way to new York and handed it in for her. 147 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,545 That's... I don't know. 148 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,797 I guess he just really likes her a lot. 149 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,425 Well, that's great. 150 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,051 Yes, it is. 151 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:35,974 Hello? 152 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,183 Hey. 153 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,519 Did you catch that up at lake wallenpaupack? 154 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:40,645 Yeah. 155 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:43,523 You know, I used to go up there all the time with my step-dad 156 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:46,192 and I never caught anything that big. 157 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:49,320 Icaughtan 80-pound shark off montauk. 158 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:51,406 That's in the Hamptons. 159 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:53,575 My dad's got a 42-foot bayliner. 160 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:56,661 Sniped it with a rifle from the crow's-nest. 161 00:08:58,830 --> 00:08:59,873 Also shot a deer once. 162 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,958 You know what? Let's get right down to it. 163 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:05,628 Dunder Mifflin may be just two rooms and a warehouse, 164 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,213 but what we lack in flash, 165 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:10,633 we will make up for with hard work and decency. 166 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,845 Okay, this is the classic undersell. 167 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:18,099 Because you should know we don't work out of a log cabin. 168 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,686 We trade on the New York stock exchange. Ever heard of it? 169 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:22,854 It's in New York. 170 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:27,025 I have to say I'm a little wary of getting involved with a big company. 171 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,651 We've had some problems in the past. 172 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:32,238 And I think what Andy is trying to express is that 173 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:35,075 while we have the resources of a large company, 174 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:38,411 we will give you the care and attention of a small company. 175 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:41,289 Man, that is like poetry. 176 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:43,374 I swear. 177 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:46,294 This guy could sell paper to a tree stump. 178 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,757 I'm so sorry, man. 179 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,177 I really screwed that up. 180 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,845 I really... No. Don't worry about it. 181 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,847 I really schruted it. 182 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,140 What? 183 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,725 I schruted it. 184 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,520 It's just this thing people say around your office all the time. 185 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,481 Like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way, 186 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:08,483 you schruted it. 187 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,861 I don't know where it comes from, though. 188 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,905 You think it comes from Dwight schrute? 189 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,950 I don't know. Who knows how words are formed. 190 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,619 Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. 191 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,248 This is Pam. 192 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,292 I did? 193 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,962 Yeah, I did a watercolor of Francis Willard elementary school 194 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,922 for a contest they were having. 195 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,758 They were calling with the results. 196 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,177 And I won. 197 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,972 I won. My painting won! 198 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,142 So I'd like to thank my mom for always encouraging me. 199 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:45,687 And I'd like to thank my dad for buying me my first set of art pencils. 200 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:49,858 And I'd like to thank the sixth-grade class that picked me. 201 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:52,861 It's a big order. 202 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,612 Thanks, Ken. Yeah, thank you. 203 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,948 Hey, how's Annie? She's great. 204 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,909 This is us last year in Bermuda. 205 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,456 Lovely place. You ever been to Bermuda? 206 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,169 Julius: Stanley Hudson. Julius, how's it going? 207 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:12,589 Great, great, great. Stanley, so good to see you. 208 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:13,840 You, too. 209 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,925 I'd like you fellows to meet Ryan Howard. 210 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,678 Hi. Yeah. I'm gonna let Ryan do a little pitch 211 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,181 for you while I do my crossword puzzle. Ryan. 212 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,735 Hi. Hi. Hi. 213 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,403 Hello, Ryan. 214 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:36,738 What do you have for us? 215 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:43,745 We can offer our biggest discounts on 30% recycled and ultra premium laser. 216 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,205 Okay. Okay. 217 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,664 Can I use your phone? 218 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,333 Yeah, sure. Go ahead. Thanks. 219 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,561 Let me talk to you about a few of the other things we can offer. 220 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,462 Namely, we know that tax season's coming up, 221 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,547 so by April 1st we can have you fully stocked. 222 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,650 We have discount prices on ink cartridges. Dwight: One. 223 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:57,675 Three. 224 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,153 And also any forms that you're gonna need... 225 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,596 Seven. We can custom make them. 226 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,477 Hey, kev, guess what? 227 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,354 I won an art contest today. 228 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,564 How much did you win? $100. 229 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:16,945 I won 400 bucks on the celtics game last night. 230 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,448 Cool. Congratulations. 231 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,450 Thanks. 232 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,331 It was so sweet. 233 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:35,964 (Laughing) 234 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,550 And you just said, "hi! Hi! Hi!" 235 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:46,099 You sounded like my niece. 236 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,309 And she's six months old! 237 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,706 Well, I appreciate what you guys are saying, 238 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,170 but it makes more fiscal sense to go with one of the big guys. 239 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,484 Sure. That's true. 240 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,753 We can't compete with their prices. 241 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,937 But let me ask you something. 242 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:01,281 How important to you is customer service? Very. 243 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:04,492 Electronic voice: Please keep holding. Your call is very important to us. 244 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:08,788 That's one of the big guys. Been on hold this whole time. 245 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,249 And this is dunder Mifflin. 246 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,520 Ke ll y: Dunder Mifflin customer service. This is Kelly. 247 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:15,920 Hey, Kelly, it's Jim. 248 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,923 Oh, my god! Jim! How are you? I wanted to tell you... 249 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,341 Here's my card. 250 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,025 It's got my cell number, my pager number, 251 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,720 my home number and my other pager number. 252 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,430 I never take vacations. I never get sick. 253 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,473 And I don't celebrate any major holidays. 254 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,309 All right. I get it. 255 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,436 We got a deal. All right. 256 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:37,066 Hey, Angela, I got good news today, too. 257 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,777 I won an art contest. 258 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,696 That's great, Pam. 259 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,742 I like having these little moments with you. 260 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,955 You know what? Sprinkles recently had kittens. 261 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,459 I would like to offer you the dominant male. 262 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,627 His name is ash. 263 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,261 I don't think so. But thanks. 264 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:10,391 My building manager is... 265 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,770 You understand. 266 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:18,399 Well then, have a nice day. 267 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,489 Thanks. That was fun. 268 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:28,493 Yeah. I really enjoy spending time with you. You're a very nice person. 269 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,911 Thank you. 270 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,871 I'm so glad you're with Jim. 271 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,791 He was hung-up on Pam for such a long time. 272 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,169 I didn't think he'd ever get over her. 273 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,298 That's nice. 274 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,969 You can pay me back later for the makeover. 275 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,814 Andy: Hey, boss. Got a minute? Michael: Yes, Andy. 276 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,817 And y: I forget. Why did Dwight say he was late this morning? 277 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,527 Michael.' he didn't say. That's weird. 278 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:06,030 Because I was just walking past his desk and I saw this, 279 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:09,242 which is a toll booth receipt from New York City, 280 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,119 stamped really early this morning. 281 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:17,583 Why would Dwight go to new York without telling anyone? 282 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,044 You think he went to see jan? 283 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,588 That's not like him, is it? 284 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:28,845 Someone told me a story about this... with like laundry and betrayal. 285 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:34,183 Did you betray Dwight and try to steal his job or something? 286 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,146 You are remembering it wrong. 287 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,441 Dwight betrayed me once before. 288 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,110 So this is his strike two. 289 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,279 You know what they say? 290 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,364 "Fool me once, strike one. 291 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,950 "But fool me twice, 292 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,454 "strike three." 293 00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,001 Jan: Dwight's name is on the security sign-in sheet, 294 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,962 but I don't know who he met with. 295 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,881 And where it asks to state your business, 296 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,341 he wrote, "beeswax not yours incorporated." 297 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,759 I knew it. 298 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,807 Oh, doggie. 299 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,936 Hey, you wanna grab a coffee? 300 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:20,938 Sure. 301 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,732 Look at you. 302 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,358 Yeah. 303 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,320 Beesly, coffee? 304 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,322 No, thanks, I had some already. All right. 305 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,615 But, hey, jhn. Yeah? 306 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,075 I won an art contest today. 307 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,952 Yeah. No way! 308 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,538 All right, Pam. Congraunafions thanks. 309 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:38,664 Which one was it? 310 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,833 I sent them one of my watercolors. Cool. 311 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,753 It was a new one I did. Are you ready, Jim? 312 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,088 Yeah. Canlseeit whenlgetback? Yeah. 313 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,507 Congratulations. Thanks. 314 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:48,591 Big deal. 315 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,018 Hey! We nailed the sale. 316 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,520 Where were you this morning? 317 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,689 I overslept. Damn rooster didn't crow. 318 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,692 Why do you lie, liar? I'm not a liar. 319 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,654 You are lying right now. Sure seems like he's lying. 320 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,197 Stay out of this, you! 321 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,616 I know that you went to corporate this morning. 322 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,786 And I know that you lied about it. 323 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:21,123 And given our history, I need you to tell me right now 324 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,210 exactly what you were doing this morning. 325 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,337 Michael, I cannot tell you what I was doing there. 326 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,339 But you have to trust me. 327 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,759 I would never do anything to hurt you or this company. 328 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,052 Okay, you know what? 329 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,721 I want you to think about your future at this company. 330 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,682 I want you to think about it long and hard. 331 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,600 That's what she said. Don't... 332 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,477 Don't you dare. 333 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,983 I want to know what you were doing this morning by the end of the day. 334 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,782 It's gonna be okay. 335 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,034 How's it gonna be okay, Dwight? 336 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,078 Everyone will know our business. 337 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,961 Well, that's not the worst thing in the world. 338 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,459 I'll just stand up in front of the office and reveal our true love. 339 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,589 It won't be that bad. Look at Kelly and Ryan. 340 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:14,260 I hate those two people more than anything in the entire world. 341 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,221 Well, I don't have a lot of choices. 342 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,601 Karen: So, let me ask you a question. Okay. 343 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:24,353 Did you ever have a thing for Pam? 344 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:28,941 Pam? Did I ever have a thing for her? No. 345 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,194 Why? Did she say something? 346 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,281 I moved here from Connecticut. 347 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:36,782 Yeah. 348 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,452 Okay, here's the... 349 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:46,042 I had a crush on her before I left. 350 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:50,463 And I told her about it and she didn't feel the same way. 351 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,633 So it didn't amount to anything and I left. 352 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,430 I'm really glad you're here. 353 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,057 Okay? 354 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:03,517 Okay. 355 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,440 (Clearing throat) 356 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,817 May I have your attention, please? 357 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,405 This will only take a moment of your time. 358 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:21,160 "Although I love this company more than almost anything in the world, 359 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:25,247 "I have decided to step down from my post and spend more time with my family. 360 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,166 "I do not fear the unknown. 361 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:30,753 "I will meet my new challenges head on and I will succeed. 362 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,839 "And I will laugh in the faces of those who doubt me. 363 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,592 "It's been a pleasure working with some of you 364 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,011 "and I will not forget those of you soon. 365 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:42,014 "But remember, while today it is me, 366 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,851 "we all shall fall." 367 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,899 In other words, I'm quitting, so... 368 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:56,779 (Singing) Oompa, loompa, doom-pa-Dee-dawesome 369 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,950 Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome 370 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,035 why was he gone? 371 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,037 He was such a nice guy 372 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,664 no, he was not 373 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,708 he was a total douche 374 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,793 doompa-Dee-doom 375 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:17,842 I would like to give the rest of my belongings to Michael Scott. 376 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,303 Just take it. 377 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:22,805 Except this. 378 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,641 Good luck. And this one. 379 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,521 Dwight will be missed. 380 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:35,443 Not by me so much, but he will be missed. 381 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,655 Dwight from sales 382 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:43,117 was one of the most honorable and efficient employees 383 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,077 this company has ever had. 384 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:49,123 Dwight: One of my life goals was to die right here in my desk chair. 385 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,753 And today, that dream was shattered. 386 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,383 Hey, man. 387 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,774 What happened on your sales call? 388 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:20,237 Am I happy about the way things turned out? 389 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:24,658 Oh, "happy's" such an ugly word, 390 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:30,539 but I saw what needed to be done and I did it and now I'm thrilled. 391 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,500 So, it's pretty... 392 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:34,627 Hello? 393 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,962 Pretty good. 394 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:43,385 Dwight: I have left dunder Mifflin after many record-breaking years, 395 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,972 and I'm officially on the job market and it's very exciting. 396 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,850 For your convenience, I've broken it down into three parts. 397 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:53,896 Professional resume, athletic and special skills resume 398 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,190 and Dwight schrute trivia. 399 00:21:56,273 --> 00:22:00,069 Dwight: I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me. 400 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,905 How would I describe myself? Three words. 401 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:07,409 Hardworking, Alpha male, jackhammer. 402 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:11,330 Merciless, insatiable. 403 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,791 There's nothing on my horizon except everything. 404 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,584 Everything is on my horizon. 405 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,463 I got this job to make some money while I continue my employment search. 406 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:22,925 And it's fine for the time being. 407 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,093 (Watch beeping) 408 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:25,928 Break's over. 409 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,479 Big Turkey? 410 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,649 (Music playing on cell phone) 411 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,488 He rocks in the treetop all a daylong 412 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,699 hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' the song 413 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:47,908 all the little birds on... 414 00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:49,159 Is that you singing? 415 00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:51,537 All four parts. Recorded it on my computer. 416 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,372 Jim: Wow. Took me forever. 417 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:56,792 Nice job. Thank you muchly. 418 00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:01,046 Oh rockin' Robin well you really gonna rock tonight 419 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:02,798 every little swallow... 420 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,091 You gonna answer it? 421 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,260 Every little bird in the tall oak tree 422 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:07,803 I called it myself. 423 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,014 Just thought you'd get a kick out of the new ring. 424 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,265 Yikes. 425 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,602 Side note, just like to say I'm thrilled to be working directly beneath you. 426 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:16,937 Cool. I feel I have a lot to learn from you, 427 00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:20,399 even though you're younger and have less experience. 428 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:25,905 So here's to the future, Andy and the tuna. 429 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,575 (Singing) Andy and the tuna 430 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:36,165 oh, what a duo, magical Andy and the tuna 431 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,710 I miss Dwight. 432 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:45,591 Congratulations, universe, you win. 433 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:49,929 Yes, Dwight schrute has left the company. More personnel turnover. 434 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,722 Cost of doing business. 435 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:55,976 Yeah, well, it is a big loss. Dwight was the top salesman. 436 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,479 Was the top salesman. I said "was." 437 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:01,523 Right, addition by subtraction. 438 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:04,735 What does that even mean? That is impossible. 439 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:07,988 Yeah, you're right. 440 00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:12,993 But there is some good news. Oscar is back, addition by addition. 441 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:16,497 So we are going to have a big party today to welcome him back, 442 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:19,792 and hopefully, that'll lift everyone's spirits. 443 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,126 Hi, everyone. 444 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:24,505 Oh, hello, Oscar. How was your gaycation? 445 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,131 That's very funny. 446 00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:30,427 Yeah? I thought of that like two seconds after you left. 447 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,768 Hi, Angela. 448 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,062 Oscar. 449 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,649 Hey, boss. Michael: Hey, what's up? 450 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,609 Nothing. 451 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:53,117 Man. Tgi Wednesday. 452 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,244 Am I right? 453 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:59,498 Gonna go home, get my beer on, get my lost on. 454 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,469 What're you doing later? You wanna hang out? 455 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,170 Oh, I don't know, maybe. 456 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:06,880 Well, I'll take that as a maybe. 457 00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:16,807 Where're you going? Bathroom. 458 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,810 Oh, I'm going to the kitchen, I'll walk with you. 459 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:27,401 Things are going pretty good. 460 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:29,653 Getting a lot of face time with the boss. 461 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:37,786 Oscar, I have a question. 462 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:41,749 Would you like to join the party planning committee? 463 00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:43,667 The committee with all the women? Yeah. 464 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:47,629 Because I'm gay? No, no. 465 00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:54,136 Certain events have transpired and I've thought about certain things, 466 00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:58,599 and I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired. 467 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:04,021 And I would just like to make some changes about certain things. 468 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,815 And certain situations and certain accounts. 469 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,318 Okay, okay. All right, all right, I'll join. Pdloveto. 470 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:11,612 That's... thank you. 471 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:12,946 Thank you. Thank you. 472 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,452 Can ijoin, too? 473 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:21,330 Neven 474 00:26:22,164 --> 00:26:24,875 you sell those two printers this morning? Nice work. 475 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,711 Child's play. Give me something hard to sell. 476 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:33,884 Wow, what is wrong with this thing? It looks terrible. 477 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:35,904 Do you want me to ask the night cleaning crew 478 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,096 if they stopped watering it? 479 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:41,475 Yeah. Oh, you know what? Ask them about the toys on my desk, too. 480 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:45,854 They always used to arrange the toys on my desk in a very pleasing way. 481 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,314 It used to brighten my morning. 482 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,567 Oh, that wasn't the night crew. That was Dwight. 483 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:55,614 Really? That was very nice of him. 484 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:58,659 We need more attitude like that around this office. 485 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,995 Feel you, dawg. Yeah, do you? 486 00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:04,915 Absolutely. What did I say? 487 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,168 You said... 488 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,003 (Mumbling) 489 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:14,716 Which is like... right on. Pam was like, "blah, blah, blah," 490 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,969 and you're like, "yeah." 491 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,220 (Exclaims) 492 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:19,596 Nailed it. 493 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:28,605 Wow. 494 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:33,610 Love that Andy, right? Solid fellow. Seems smart enough. 495 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:34,778 Likes me a lot. 496 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,865 A lot? Too much. 497 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:42,119 Like a crazy person a little. 498 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:43,996 Not super crazy, just... 499 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,541 There's something about him that creeps me out. 500 00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:48,664 I can't really explain it. 501 00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:51,628 He's always up in my biznezz, 502 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:57,259 which is ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me. 503 00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:03,265 I don't understand how someone can have so little self-awareness. 504 00:28:09,813 --> 00:28:13,066 I really have no preference. We don't even have to have a party. 505 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:17,905 No, hey. Hey, don't be ridiculous. Of course we're going to have a party. 506 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:21,783 The celebration of Oscar. Oscar night. 507 00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:23,660 And I wanted to be Oscar specific. 508 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:26,872 Michael... no. No, I mean, not because you're gay. 509 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,374 Your gayness does not define you. 510 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:32,294 Your mexicanness is what defines you to me. 511 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:35,923 And I think we should celebrate Oscar's mexicanity. 512 00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:41,553 So, Phyllis, I want you to go find firecrackers 513 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,347 and a chihuahua. 514 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:46,266 Pam, in the frozen food section, 515 00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:48,477 Swanson makes a delightful Chimichanga. 516 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,480 Why don't you have me riding in on a donkey into the office, Michael? 517 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,148 Would that be good? A burro. 518 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:55,776 Of course, if Oscar wants a donkey, let's get him one. 519 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:01,573 Need any help? 520 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,910 Oh, no, thank you. I'm just looking. 521 00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:06,119 Great. 522 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:15,003 I will literally be standing right here if you need anything at all. 523 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:19,800 Think I could go for some tuna fish right about now. 524 00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:22,636 Got my rod here. 525 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,596 (Mimicking fishing rod) 526 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:32,521 Click, click, click, click. Click, click, click, click. 527 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:36,066 Click, click, click, click. 528 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,360 (Grunting) 529 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,365 Hey. Hey. 530 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:48,620 Hey, so Andy is in rare form today. 531 00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:51,123 Yeah, you should not encourage him. 532 00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:55,585 Encourage him? I'm the victim, okay? He's fishing for me. 533 00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:57,296 We gotta do something. 534 00:29:57,421 --> 00:30:00,924 Look, I've got like 15 new clients that I've inherited from Dwight 535 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:05,345 and each file is password protectedwith a different mythical creature, so... 536 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:08,724 I'm sorry. I can't. 537 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:10,225 Fine. 538 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:12,394 Party pooper. 539 00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:17,357 (Grunting) 540 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:23,822 Michael: Who's that sportscaster that bit that lady? 541 00:30:23,947 --> 00:30:25,657 Mar-something? 542 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:31,121 Andy is like mar-something. Great sportscaster, big weirdo creep. 543 00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:34,708 185-pounder. Check it out. 544 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,214 Hey, guys. 545 00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:43,133 How's the workload? 546 00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:47,596 All of Dwight's old accounts. Handling it okay? 547 00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,556 Sort of. He had a lot of clients. 548 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:51,725 Yes, he did. 549 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:55,145 Have any of you talked to Dwight? 550 00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:57,230 Oh, sure, we talk all the time. 551 00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,940 Really? No. 552 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:01,735 Don't do that. It's not nice. 553 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:05,238 What about you, Phyllis? You and Dwight were close. 554 00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:07,407 No, sorry. 555 00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:11,370 Dwight had a big personality and I have a big personality. 556 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:15,582 And a lot of times when two people like that get together, it can be explosive. 557 00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:20,462 Really coming down out there. The commute's gonna be hell. 558 00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:23,632 I have snow tires and chains, 559 00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:26,051 plus exceptional hand-eye coordination. 560 00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:30,889 So, where were you working before this? 561 00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:34,768 Dunder Mifflin. What kind of company is that? 562 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:37,729 Paper company. 563 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:41,066 We're only one of staples' top competitors in the area. 564 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:44,611 I never heard of them. 565 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:47,364 Oh, really? Have you heard of paper? 566 00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:50,242 It's gonna be like that, huh? 567 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:54,913 I don't like him, his giant head, or his beady, little eyes. 568 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,998 That's all I got to say on the matter. 569 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:02,170 (Singing) In your head 570 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:05,048 in your head 571 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:08,385 zombie, zombie 572 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:12,097 zombie 573 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,308 in your head 574 00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:18,562 would you like to pull a prank on Andy? 575 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:20,772 I'm kind of in the middle... Yes, please. 576 00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:22,941 Okay, good. Stay right here. 577 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:25,694 Zombie 578 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:28,071 in your head 579 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:31,199 sorry about that. Oh, smooth move, tuna. 580 00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:33,160 Nice one. 581 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,207 Are there any messages? 582 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:40,750 So weird. 583 00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:46,256 Nice to have Oscar back. 584 00:32:48,592 --> 00:32:49,634 Yeah. 585 00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:31,176 (Music playing on cell phone) 586 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:36,473 He rocks in the treetop all a daylong 587 00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:39,184 hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' the song 588 00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:45,357 large tuna, have you seen my cell phone device? 589 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:49,528 'Cause someone is calling right now. No. 590 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:50,737 There is a call. 591 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:53,114 Well you really gonna rock tonight 592 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,408 every little swallow... 593 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:11,550 Angela. 594 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,013 Is everything okay? 595 00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:27,399 (Music continues playing) 596 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,151 He rocks in the treetop... 597 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:31,653 What's going on? 598 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,071 What're you talking about? 599 00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:36,241 Where is my freaking phone? 600 00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:38,118 Love to hear the Robin goin'... 601 00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:39,869 You know what? Maybe it's in the ceiling. 602 00:34:39,953 --> 00:34:42,372 You know what? Maybe you're in the ceiling. 603 00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:43,748 Okay. 604 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,335 Andy: I don't trust you, Phyllis. 605 00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:51,339 Every little swallow, every chickadee 606 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:53,609 I wanted to let you know that Dwight was late that morning 607 00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:56,362 because he had to drive to new York to drop off the quarterly tax forms 608 00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:57,387 that I forgot to send. 609 00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:01,224 Why would Dwight do that for you? 610 00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:04,185 I think I know why. 611 00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:06,229 Because Dwight loves this company. 612 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:11,192 Do you think that anyone else out there would've driven to corporate for you? 613 00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:15,488 None of them. Especially not Andy. 614 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,910 Oh rockin' Robin well you really gonna rock tonight 615 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:36,051 Pam, I have a mission to accomplish. Make sure this party gets rolling 616 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,677 and I will be back shortly. 617 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,639 Where are you going? Want me to come with? 618 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:44,142 Listen, I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. 619 00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:47,479 You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. 620 00:35:47,771 --> 00:35:51,107 Wings, shots, drunk. Waitresses, hot. 621 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:54,027 Football, Cornell, hofstra. Slaughter. 622 00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:57,238 Then, quick nap at my place and we hit the tizzown. 623 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,866 No. I don't wanna do any of that. 624 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,870 Duh. Which is why I was joking about doing it. 625 00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:06,665 No, just stop. Stop. Just stop doing it. 626 00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:08,083 You're going to drive me crazy. 627 00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:12,796 Fine, I'll just go sit at my desk and be quiet. 628 00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:14,673 Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. 629 00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:18,593 (Music continues playing) 630 00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:21,554 Excuse me. 631 00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:23,306 He rocks in the treetop all a daylong 632 00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:28,895 and I'm also sorry that a lot of people here for some reason think it's funny 633 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:32,357 to steal someone's personal property and hide it from them. 634 00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:35,110 Here's a little news flash. 635 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,736 It's not funny! 636 00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:40,615 In fact, it's pretty freaking UN-funny! 637 00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:44,160 Every little swallow, every chickadee 638 00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:45,662 god! 639 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:46,830 (Grunts) 640 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:49,124 The wise old owl and the big black crow 641 00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:50,542 flapping them wings... 642 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:55,797 That was an overreaction. 643 00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,378 Gonna hit the break room. Does anybody want anything? 644 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,053 Pam, you good? 645 00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:04,013 Yeah. Sure? Okay. 646 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,203 Dwight: Well, that question is meaningless. 647 00:37:27,287 --> 00:37:29,914 Just go with the copy paper, it's your funeral. 648 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:32,000 See how that works out for you. 649 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,463 Hey. 650 00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:39,674 What's up? Hey. 651 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:43,636 Same old. 652 00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:57,734 It takes a big man to admit his mistake, and I am that big man. 653 00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:01,905 Angela from accounting told me what you did. 654 00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:04,657 Oh, my god, she told you? Yes, she did. 655 00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:06,117 And, Dwight, 656 00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:11,956 if you were willing to do something like that for some random co-worker, 657 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:16,377 then clearly, I misjudged you from the beginning. 658 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,548 And I apologize. 659 00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,220 Accepted. 660 00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:32,018 How's this place treating you? 661 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:34,938 My boss isn't funny. 662 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:37,690 I don't get to wear my ties. No. 663 00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:39,776 Sure. So... 664 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:42,153 So maybe you should come back. 665 00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:45,824 You should come back. Please. 666 00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:50,620 I don't wanna do your laundry anymore. 667 00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:52,914 We can talk about that. 668 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:01,422 All right. 669 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,808 (Music playing on stereo) 670 00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:15,812 Oh, my god. That's half-inch dry wall. 671 00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:18,439 I think we broke his brain. 672 00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:22,652 Jim: "It's not freaking funny!" 673 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:28,157 You really enjoying your fiesta? Actually, yeah. 674 00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:32,120 I didn't think I would but turns out it's great. 675 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:35,748 Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Mr. Dwight schrute. 676 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:44,173 Welcome back. Thank you. 677 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:52,348 Okay, Dwight, you can let go of her hand. You're gonna break it. 678 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,475 Notbad, huh? 679 00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:57,228 You did this for me? 680 00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:00,648 Guilty. 681 00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:08,364 Hey. 682 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:16,998 Do you still have feelings for her? 683 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,298 Yes. 684 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:44,525 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the big finale. 685 00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:47,236 Sir, would you do the honor? 686 00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:49,447 Oh, man. 687 00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:54,619 No, no, no, no. Ldontneedit 688 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,498 (yelling) 689 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:06,005 Michael: It takes a big man to admit his mistake and that's what I did. 690 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:09,467 The important thing is, I learned something. 691 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,888 I don't want somebody sucking up to me 692 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:16,808 because they think I'm going to help their career. 693 00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:23,356 I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me. 694 00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,964 80 Michael had a little chat with corporate 695 00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:33,199 and they decided to send me to management training. 696 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:38,830 Anger management, technically, but still, management material. 697 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:41,058 This whole thing's supposed to take 10 weeks. 698 00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:42,291 I expect to be done in five. 699 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:46,629 How? Name repetition, personality mirroring and positive reinforcement 700 00:41:46,713 --> 00:41:48,798 through nods and smiles. 701 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,677 So don't worry about old Andy Bernard. I'll be back. 702 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:54,220 Just like Rambo. 703 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:55,388 Oh, hi, you must be Andy. 704 00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:58,850 Oh, hi. Yes, I am, and you must be Marcy. 705 00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:00,452 That's right, it's so good to meet you. 706 00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:01,978 It's so good to meet you. 707 00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:04,397 Yeah. Thanks. Well, you ready to have some fun?