1 00:00:03,587 --> 00:00:06,381 Oh, damn. I lost another file. 2 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:09,176 Gonna have to reboot, again. 3 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:13,764 Hey, Dwight, do you want an altoid? 4 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,807 What do you think? 5 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,480 In school, we learned about this scientist 6 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:24,399 who trained dogs to salivate at the sound of a bell 7 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,693 by feeding them whenever a bell rang. 8 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:29,238 So, for the past couple weeks, 9 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,990 I've been conducting a similar experiment. 10 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,662 Dwight, want an altoid? Okay. 11 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:41,500 Sure. Altoid? 12 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:46,588 Mint, Dwight? "Mint, Dwight?" 13 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:48,715 Yes. 14 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:56,598 What are you doing? 15 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:02,396 I don't know. I... what? 16 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,774 My mouth tastes so bad all of a sudden. 17 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:45,439 Always the bridesmaids, right, ladies? 18 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,792 Man: Okay, for this next one, everybody hop out. 19 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,568 Just Phyllis and dad. 20 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,655 Actually, let's bring mom back in and the sisters 21 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,074 and you and you and you. 22 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,453 Great. 23 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:02,789 Michael: Phyllis is getting married and I am in the wedding party. 24 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,667 She has asked me to push her father's wheelchair down the aisle. 25 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:08,795 So, basically, I am co-giving away the bride. 26 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,173 Since I pay her salary 27 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:14,926 it is like I'm paying for the wedding, which I'm happy to do. 28 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:16,678 It's a big day for Phyllis, 29 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,805 but it's an even bigger day for me. 30 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,932 Employer of the bride. 31 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:24,853 Yes. I put Michael in my wedding. 32 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,397 It was the only way I could think to get 33 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,399 six weeks off for my honeymoon. 34 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,944 No one else has ever gotten six weeks before. 35 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:38,450 Phyllis ended up using the exact same invitations as Roy and me. 36 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:43,121 So, it was kind of like being invited to my own wedding. 37 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:46,416 And I was like, "wait, I thought I called that off?" 38 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,171 So, what's in the box? A toaster. 39 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:52,381 You? 40 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,632 A toaster. 41 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,550 Unbelievable. 42 00:02:58,845 --> 00:02:59,846 Hello, Angela. 43 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:00,931 Hi, Dwight. 44 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:04,309 You look as beautiful as the queen of england. 45 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:05,894 Thank you. 46 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,938 Don't linger. Break left. 47 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,191 Left. 48 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,782 Dwight: The schrutes have their own traditions. 49 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:22,035 We usually marry standing in our own graves. 50 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:24,371 It makes the funerals very romantic, 51 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:26,790 but the weddings are a bleak affair. 52 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,502 Jim: Those flowers are nice. Karen: Yeah. 53 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:32,295 "P and r"? 54 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,172 Phyllis and Robert? 55 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,632 Oh, of course. 56 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:37,759 Also, Pam and Roy. 57 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:42,264 There she is. 58 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,392 I swear, Phyllis, you are as beautiful 59 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:48,186 as the first day you started work at dunder Mifflin. 60 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,021 Thanks, Michael. That's sweet. 61 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:52,232 Same as when you said it outside. 62 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:55,569 How you doing? Are you excited? 63 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,195 Yes, very. Me, too. 64 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:02,492 If you need to vomit, that is okay. I did. 65 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,646 Do you want to talk about tonight? 66 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:08,540 Because I know you're probably worried about pleasing Bob. 67 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:10,000 A lot of pressure. 68 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,379 Phyllis, did you break wind? 69 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:19,009 It's okay if you did, it's a very natural reaction. 70 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,261 It's your wedding, and you're nervous... 71 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:23,597 That wasn't me. 72 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,098 Okay. 73 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,145 I'm sure that Bob... 74 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,774 Wow, that is... 75 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,152 That is pungent. 76 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,614 I lost my train of thought. 77 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,284 Are you set on that hairstyle? 78 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:47,496 I thought it was... Michael, no... here, let me. 79 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:49,122 I don't need your help. Thank you, no. 80 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:50,349 Just cover up that bald patch. 81 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,101 Michael, please. I just need some time alone. 82 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,960 Okay. Okay. 83 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:55,444 You might be surprised to learn that 84 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:57,422 I've only been to one other wedding. 85 00:04:58,423 --> 00:04:59,925 It's actually a very cute story. 86 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:03,261 My mom was marrying Jeff, and they asked me to be ring bearer. 87 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,764 And I was understandably emotional 88 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:08,767 and somehow my pants became wet. 89 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,813 I hate you! 90 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:17,776 A long story short, Jeff's dog ended up as ring bearer. 91 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:21,613 And the irony is that, after the ceremony 92 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:25,617 that dog peed on everything 93 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,119 and nobody said boo. 94 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,539 Why are all these people here? 95 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:32,266 There's too many people on this earth. 96 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:33,708 We need a new plague. 97 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:35,335 Who are all these people? 98 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,170 You know what? 99 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:38,898 I bet a lot of them are wedding crashers. 100 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,757 No way. Did you ever see that movie? 101 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:41,842 Of course I saw it. 102 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,135 I saw wedding crashers accidentally. 103 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,488 Ibought a ticket for grizzly man 104 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:46,805 and went into the wrong theater. 105 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,908 After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, 106 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,267 but I kept waiting. 107 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,279 Because that's the thing about bear attacks, 108 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,020 they come when you least expect it. 109 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:55,522 You know, I just wish... 110 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,524 Lwish I had the investigative powers 111 00:05:57,607 --> 00:06:00,485 to actually smoke some of these guys out, you know? 112 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,490 Once again, Jim, I will take care of this. 113 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:09,244 I will locate the wedding crashers and report them to Phyllis. 114 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,539 That way I won't have to get her a gift. 115 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,374 Hi, I'm Kevin. 116 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,128 Where did you find her? 117 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,088 At the gym. 118 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:22,465 Right. 119 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,135 The gym... 120 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,681 Could you scoot over? You're on my dress. 121 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,576 I thought you're not supposed to wear white to a wedding. 122 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,768 I know, but there was an emergency. 123 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,354 I look really good in white. 124 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:40,317 This strapping, young lad sitting here is Phyllis' father, elbert, 125 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,818 and he is quite the ladies' man. 126 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,612 Aren't you, elbert? Huh? 127 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:44,946 Ring bearer. 128 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,073 I could have done better. 129 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:51,578 I will do better. I am going to be better. 130 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,622 I can't believe I'm actually doing this. 131 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,792 Are you ready for this, elbert? I am. 132 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,211 Let's do it! 133 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:09,679 That's my dress. 134 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:29,991 It's... 135 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:50,762 This is... 136 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:54,951 Me walking Phyllis down the aisle 137 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,018 was supposed to be the highlight of the wedding. 138 00:07:57,102 --> 00:08:00,438 And now, the wedding has no highlight. 139 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:14,703 I can't believe I pushed that guy's lazy ass around all day 140 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:18,331 until he was ready to stand up and steal the show. 141 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:19,666 Thafs_. 142 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:23,837 Well, I've got news for you, elbert, if that's your real name, 143 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,256 the show's not over. 144 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:05,462 And do you, Phyllis, take Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration, 145 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,464 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 146 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,548 I do. 147 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,342 Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you, 148 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:15,597 for the first time as a couple, Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance! 149 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:26,274 And do you, Bob, take Phyllis to be your lawfully wedded wife? 150 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,026 I do. 151 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,211 You may now kiss the bride. 152 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,236 Ladies and gentlemen, 153 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,615 for the first time as a couple, Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance! 154 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,454 That's what I'm talking about! 155 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:43,708 Congratulations, Phyllis. You look lovely. 156 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,001 Thank you. 157 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,128 Your dress is very white. 158 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,255 It's so white, my eyes are burning. 159 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:50,340 Thanks, Angela. 160 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,301 Congratulations, Bob. You're a good man. 161 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:54,511 Butjust know, 162 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,597 if you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I will kill you. 163 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:01,476 If you ever lay a finger on Phyllis, I'll kill you. 164 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,230 Agreed. No fingers will be laid on Phyllis. 165 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,358 Oh, decided to sit down again, huh? 166 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,693 Great. Bet you can hear me, too? 167 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,320 Best of luck, Phyllis. 168 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,548 Also, I'm gonna need to see a copy of the guest manifest 169 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,366 as well as photographs of the caterers. 170 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,076 I don't have that, Dwight. 171 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,536 Damn it, Phyllis! 172 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,206 Are you all right? 173 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,707 This must be so awful for you. 174 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:25,959 What do you mean? 175 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,378 Well, this is supposed to be your wedding. 176 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,587 Oh! 177 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:33,424 No, that's actually fine. 178 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,635 There's no way it's fine. I'm sorry. 179 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:36,998 If I was you, I would just, like, 180 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,263 freak out and get really drunk 181 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,014 and then tell someone I was pregnant. 182 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,767 Okay. That's a lot of good ideas. Thanks. 183 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,739 Excuse me, sir, how do you know the happy couple? 184 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,074 Who? 185 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,410 The bride and groom. What are their names? 186 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,746 I don't... I'm not sure... 187 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,123 I get it. I get it. 188 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,791 Come on, freeloader. Let's move it. 189 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,209 Come on. Come on. 190 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,170 Okay, okay. Where are we going? 191 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,023 You've got to find yourself another wedding to crash, my friend. 192 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,925 Phyllis? Are you happy with everything? 193 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,052 What can I do to make it more perfecter? 194 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,846 It's beautiful. 195 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,390 Why don't you find your seat and enjoy the buffet. 196 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,808 I'm already on it. The chicken? 197 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,518 Totally undercooked. I sent it back. 198 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,061 It's fish. 199 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,646 I will take care of that. 200 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:32,901 I do. I know a fair amount about fine food and drink. 201 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,197 This is a white. 202 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,449 No, this is not our first wedding. 203 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:43,369 This is the third wedding that scrantonicity has played. 204 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:48,541 We also played our bassist's wedding and our guitarist's wedding. 205 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:52,253 Attention, everyone. Attention, please. 206 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,674 I'm supposed to ask if anyone has seen uncle ai. 207 00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:01,596 He is old and has brown eyes and dementia. 208 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,932 His family is very concerned. 209 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,893 It's a very serious situation. 210 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,940 Roxanne 211 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:16,444 you don't have to put on your red light 212 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,657 those days are over... 213 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,533 Hey. Hey. 214 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:27,163 I know I don't normally notice these kind of things, 215 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,041 but this wedding's really nice. 216 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,043 I mean, the flowers and stuff. 217 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,170 Phyllis has got some great taste. 218 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,588 You're kidding me, right? 219 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:38,591 I know you probably aren't gonna remember this, but, 220 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,551 those color roses, 221 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,805 I got you those color roses for our prom. 222 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,308 Roy, I picked those flowers. 223 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:51,020 Phyllis just stole all of my ideas for our wedding. 224 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,278 I guess I wasn't really too involved in the planning. 225 00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,362 Yeah. 226 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:00,613 Sorry about that. 227 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:01,781 It's okay. 228 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,118 Well, you think itsucksforyou? 229 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,288 I'm the one who actually wanted to get married. 230 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,264 Phyllis, you're a wonderful woman. 231 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,850 And you're a hell of a bowler! 232 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,521 Cheers. 233 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:34,689 All: Cheers! 234 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,775 Thank you, Randy. That was great. Thank you. 235 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,819 Thank you very much. 236 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,821 Hi, I'm Michael Scott. 237 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:44,240 And, for the next 40 minutes, 238 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,367 I am going to be your tour guide through 239 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,745 the lives of Phyllis lapin and Bob Vance, 240 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:54,709 one of the great, seemingly impossible, love stories of our time. 241 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,545 My name is Michael Scott. 242 00:13:57,628 --> 00:14:01,466 Webster's dictionary defines wedding 243 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:06,095 as "the fusing of two metals with a hot torch." 244 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,681 Well, you know something? 245 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:13,061 I think you guys are two medals, 246 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,396 gold medals. 247 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,611 For those of you who don't know me, 248 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,696 I'm Michael Scott, Phyllis' boss. 249 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:29,118 To quote from the Princess bride, 250 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,872 "marriage..." 251 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:36,042 The most important part of a speech is the opening line. 252 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:40,129 When time is not a factor, I like to try out three or four different ones. 253 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:44,467 Phyllis and Bob, their celebrity couple name would be 254 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,302 flob. 255 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:52,892 You look at her, and she's kind of matronly today, 256 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:58,231 but back in high school, I swear her nickname was easy rider. 257 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,651 Now, as for Bob. Bob Vance... 258 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,778 Okay, that's enough. Thanks. Isaguy... 259 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,238 Thanks, Michael. Give me the Mike. 260 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,632 He works... Okay, hold on, hold on... 261 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:07,657 Look_. 262 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:13,287 I didn't say anything when Phyllis's dad upstaged me at the ceremony. 263 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,747 And I think you owe me this, okay? 264 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:15,915 Give me the microphone. 265 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:16,999 No, I'm not going to. 266 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,143 Michael, give me the microphone. 267 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,044 Itsokay you're out of here. Okay, good. 268 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,587 Yeah, you're out of here. You're... 269 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,297 Michael: I hate you! 270 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:32,098 A year has passed since I wrote my note 271 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,101 hey. Hey. 272 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:40,022 When are we gonna get to see some of those famous beesly dance moves? 273 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,608 I'm pacing myself. 274 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:43,734 Come on. 275 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,195 Get out there. Give the people what they want. 276 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,697 No. I'm such a dorky dancer. 277 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,658 I know. And it's very cute. 278 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:56,831 Hypothetically, if I thought Pam was interested, then, 279 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,294 no, it's totally hypothetical. 280 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,719 Come on. I can't let you in, Michael. 281 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,597 Dwight, just... no. It's Bob and Phyllis's orders. 282 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:17,018 Look, I just wanted to go in and quietly sit, and have a piece of cake. 283 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,479 I'm not even gonna dance, one song, maybe... 284 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,190 You are a real life wedding crasher and I must bounce you. 285 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,983 I'm sorry, it gives me no pleasure. 286 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,443 Okay. 287 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:40,541 You remember me when the west wind moves 288 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:44,670 upon the fields of barley 289 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:48,841 you'll forget the sun in his jealous way 290 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:52,637 as we walk in fields of gold 291 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,850 so she took her love 292 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,352 for to gaze... 293 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:03,856 Even after you're gone 294 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,276 and I know that you love... 295 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,781 They're playing oursong, huh? 296 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,991 Yeah, that's weird. 297 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,618 I thought they only played the police. 298 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,828 I know. I... 299 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,123 I gave them 20 bucks. 300 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,253 You wanna dance? 301 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,433 Dreams last so long 302 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:44,105 even after you're gone 303 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,983 and I know 304 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,526 that you love me 305 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:53,030 and soon you will see 306 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,616 you were meant for me 307 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,618 and I was meant for you 308 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,453 and I was meant for you 309 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,043 Hey, you wanna get out of here? 310 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,519 Here's a non-hypothetical, 311 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,730 I'm really happy I'm with Karen. 312 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,858 Every little thing she does is magic 313 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,652 everything she do just turns me on 314 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,114 even though my life before was tragic 315 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,825 now I know my love for her goes on 316 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:42,288 one, two, three! 317 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,172 Toby... yeah! 318 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,883 I just want Phyllis to have a great day. 319 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,012 Phyllis and you will be great together. 320 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,807 We are great together. We are a great team. 321 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,102 The celtics were a great team. 322 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:09,190 Yes. Yes, they were. 323 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,816 Robert parish... 324 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:17,073 I should talk to her. I don't want this to ruin her honeymoon. 325 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:21,577 Well, nobody ever helped me. I had to do it myself. 326 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,746 Even the doctor didn't know. 327 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,164 Dude, keep it together. 328 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,874 I listened to you for a half an hour 329 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:30,002 eventhough most of that stuff went right over my head. 330 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:41,722 Yeah! 331 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,850 Phyms? Phyllis, wait, please. 332 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,727 I'm sorry. I just... 333 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,855 I just wanted to make this a day to remember. 334 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,691 You found uncle al! 335 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:54,360 Yeah, yeah. He's kind of a weirdo. 336 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,195 Thank you, Michael. 337 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,239 You're... you're welcome. 338 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,176 Michael: They say that your wedding day goes by in such a flash 339 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,520 that you're lucky if you even get a piece of your own cake. 340 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,955 I say, that's crazy. 341 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,624 I say, "let them eat cake." 342 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,837 Margaret Thatcher said that about marriage. 343 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,215 Smart broad. 344 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:22,346 Be careful with the... no! 345 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,515 Oh, wow! 346 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,686 Phyllis. Phyllis, come on. 347 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,438 You look like a clown. 348 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,648 Here. Oh, get me. Get me!