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This is ridiculous.

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Do you have any idea what
time we'll get out of here?

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Nobody likes to work late,
least of all me.

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Do you have plans tonight?

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No, I don't.

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Remember when you told us not to
make plans, 'cause we were working?

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Yes, I remember.

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Hmm.

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This is bs. This is bs.
Why are we here?

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I am gonna call corporate.
Enough is enough. I'm...

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God, I'm so mad! This is
Michael Scott, Scranton.

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Well, we don't want
to work. No, we don't!

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It's not fair to these people!

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These people are my friends,
and I care about them!

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We're not gonna do it!

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Everybody, I just got off
the horn with corporate,

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and basically I told them where they could
stick their little overtime assignment.

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Go enjoy your Friday.
Thank you, Michael.

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All right.

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Dwight: All right. Happy Friday.

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Well, I think we dodged a
bullet, there. I think you did.

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I think we should celebrate.

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How about you, Pam, mi casa.
A little dinner, dancing, dnnks?

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Oh, I... you said
you didn't have plans.

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That's what you said.

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Michael has asked Pam and
me to dinner at least nine times.

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And every time, we've
been able to get out of it.

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But I've got to give
him credit. He got me.

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Because I'm starting to suspect

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that there was no
assignment from corporate.

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Michael, what time
should I be arriving?

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Dwight, it's couples only.

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And besides, I only have six wine glasses.
So it will be me and jan, and Pam and Jim.

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And Angela and Andy.

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Hey, oh!

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Does it bother me that I wasn't
invited to Michael's dinner party?

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Jan: Hi. Michael: Hello.

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How are you? Come on in.

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Good to see you. Chilly, huh?

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Jan: I'm so glad we finally...

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Finally got to do this
with you guys.

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This is great.

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You want to take
their coats, babe?

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Yes, I would. Okay.

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All right. So, what
have you been doing?

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Letssee, §nce I saw
you an hour ago? Yeah!

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I have been getting ready,
and then driving over here.

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Well, we've been doing
pretty much the same thing.

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Really? Except driving.

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We got you this.

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Pam!

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Thank you. Thatssorflce. Thanks

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this will be great
to cook with. Really.

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We”, have a seat,
or come on in, or...

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I don't know, make yourself
to home. This is our casa.

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Pam: It's really nice.
Jim: It's great.

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So, what do you guys think?
Should we do the tour first,

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should we have appetizers first?

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Tour. Let's do
the tour first. Okay.

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You have a preference,
babe? Upstairs first?

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Totally your call, babe.
All right, well, let's go, then.

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All right. I say upstairs.

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You guys doing
a little construction?

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Oh, just redoing
the sliding glass door.

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Jan: Yeah, so sorry about this god-awful
carpet. We are still a work in progress, here.

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This is my office.

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Yup. Never been used.

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Not super-exciting. No.

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And this is my work
space. Michael: This is it.

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Check that out. You smell that?

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Pam: Uh-huh.

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As you can smell, there's a lot
of different odors going on in here.

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So you have an office
and a work space.

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I do, you know. I just... I
cannot create in the same space

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that I conduct business. I'm sure
that you're the same with your doodles.

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Smell.

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It's fire. Bonfire.

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Bond! Menloveflflsone.

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James Bond-fire!
"I am bond-fire... James Bond-fire."

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Michael Scott!

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When I get frustrated,
or irritated or...

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Angry, I come up here and
I just smell all my candles!

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And it just... poof! Goes away.

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Just like that. Just like that.

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So this is the master bedroom.

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And these walls, they used to
be, like, white, like an asylum.

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So I wanted it to be softer, so I
had it painted an eggshell white.

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Guess what? White and eggshell
white are exactly the same color.

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Babe_. Exacfly.

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I thought you said that you
were gonna tidy things up.

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Well, I...

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Shame on you.

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What a cute bench.

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Michael: Thanks. That's my bed.

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Jan has some space issues,
so I curl up on that puppy.

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Really? 'Cause... it seems
pretty narrow and short.

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It's actually a lot bigger
than it seems. Look at this!

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See? He fits perfectly.

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I finally

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broke down and bought myself

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a plasma TV.

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Check it out. I actually
hung this on the wall myself.

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Jim: That's good. I want
to show you something.

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A lot of people in the room,
you need more space...

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Voila'. Right into the wall.

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Wow!

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Sometimes, I will just

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stand here and watch
television for hours. I love it.

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I love this TV. And I
also built this table.

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What is that, Chestnut?

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No, I think that is either
pine or nordic cherry.

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It's pine. Yeah.

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Michael, I'm just terrible at all
this stuff, so that's really cool.

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Really? Jim: Yeah.

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Yeah, he tried to set up my TiVo for me,
but then I didn't have audio for a week.

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If you ever need any help,
I'm just a phone call away.

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I bet you are.

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Well, I saw...

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Oh, your dundies.

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I'm surprised they're not out on
the coffee table for everybody to see.

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Well, it was between the
neon beer sign and the dundies.

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So I said, "honey,
keep the trophies."

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Oh, honey, I have the best trophy
right here. Aside from my dundies.

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Oh, excuse us for
just a second. I'll get it.

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So glad we were
finally able to do this.

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So glad we... no. No.

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Okay. Tuna!

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What's up, tuna? We gonna
have some tuna for dinner?

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I bet you're sick of tuna, right?
You probably have tuna every night.

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Ahrqht tuna.

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These are for you.
Oh, how thoughtful.

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Michael: Very nice.
Except for one flower,

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which is for my flower.

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Jan: Aw.

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What am I supposed
to do with this?

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Well, how about we do the short
tour, and then I'll start dinner?

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Oh, I can help starting
dinner, if you need it.

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Oh no, no, no, it's just the osso buco,
needs to braise for about three hours.

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Everything else is done.

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Three hours from now, or three
hours from earlier, like 4:00?

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You know, Pam, in Spain, they often
don't even start eating until midnight.

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When in Rome.

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Jan: You have a preference?
Upstairs first?

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Michael: Whatever you say, babe.

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Jan: Follow me.

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Michael: All right.

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How about a toast? Shall I?
Here's to good friends.

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Jim: Cheers. Cheers.

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Mmm.

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A sort of an oaky afterbirth.

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What was that?

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Music? Should we turn
some music on?

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That sounds good.

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Do you guys remember
my old assistant, hunter?

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He is an excellent songwriter. Wait
until you hear this. Okay, here we go.

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Michael: You know what?
Hunter was a terrible assistant.

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That is why Ryan fired him.

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Well, I think he's probably
just about as reliable as Pam,

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being that it usually takes you
an afternoon to get back to me.

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Sometimes I think
she holds on to faxes.

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I don't care what
they say about me. I just want to eat.

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Which I realize
is a lot to ask for

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at a dinner party.

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Cow. No, it's a
hump, there's a hump.

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Joe camel! Joe camel! Yes!

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Okay, yes. First
name of that animal,

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and the second name is the
state where Helena is the capital.

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Montana. Joe Montana?

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Yes! Yes!

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Time's up! All
right, two pieces!

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Why didn't you just say
49ers quarterback?

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All right, my... my... my... my
turn! My... my... my... my turn!

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My... my... my... my turn!

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Babe, can you just, like,
really... Michael: What?

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You'rejust, like, really...

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What? What?

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Could you just simmer
down? Seriously.

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I'm just making
people laugh. Jan: No.

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Yes, I was watching Jim's
face. I was watching Jim.

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And he was laughing.

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No smile.

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Look at him. He's laughing.

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Michael and jan seem to be
playing their own separate game.

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And it's called, "let's see how
uncomfortable we can make our guests."

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And they're both winning. So
I am going to make a run for it.

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You'll never guess. I just got
a message from my landlord.

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Apparently,
my apartment flooded.

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Something with the
sprinkler. Jan: Oh, no!

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Pam, we should probably
get going and see the damage.

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Jan: Oh! Okay.

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Well, you don't need
two of you to do that.

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Jim: That's true...

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Dinner sounded delicious.

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Pam, I'll see you at home.
Thank you so much.

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Oh, Jim, I don't think you're going to
abandon this party here, all by itself.

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I don't know, because
everything I own is there.

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You can buy new stuff, but
you can't buy a new party.

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That's true. That is a great
point. Come on down here.

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Sit down on that couch
and be amongst friends,

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00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,946
and we're not gonna think about all
your stuff being destroyed. All right?

201
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,114
Andy: Michael, you're up.

202
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:15,865
Here we go.
This is gonna be fun.

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00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,033
Ready... Andy: Go!

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00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,077
All right. First name is Tom.

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00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,413
No, no, no. No names. No
names, no rhyming, no sound-alikes.

206
00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,833
All right, okay. Okay.
You're getting into my head!

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First name is blank,
and he goes on a cruise.

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00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,878
He goes on a Caribbean cruise.

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00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,171
I don't know. Katie Holmes.

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00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:33,383
No, but he's married to
her! Oh, Dawson's creek.

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00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,302
No, it has to be a real
person, Jim. Come on!

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No, no, I'm gonna pass.
I'm gonna pass.

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Okay!

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Rhymes with parnold
sportsanegger. No rhyming!

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00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,895
Not really a rhyme.

216
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,272
Another clue! Another clue!

217
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,649
Okay, he's the governor
of California.

218
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,151
He is the Terminator.

219
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:52,735
Those aren't helpful.
Tom Cruise!

220
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:53,862
Time! No!

221
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,739
God! Does anybody
read the paper?

222
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:07,709
Oh, thank you.

223
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:08,877
You're welcome.

224
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,891
I'm so, so sorry for
the temperature in here.

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The sliding glass
door shattered.

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00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,230
It's okay. So...

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00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,193
It's actually
a really cute story.

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Do you want to tell it,
babe, or should I tell it?

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Idonthke that story, babe.

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Come on!

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00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:41,743
It's a cute story... Michael ran
through the sliding glass door

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because he thought he heard
the ice cream truck.

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Stop. Stop it!

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I mean, I like ice cream,
okay? Sue me.

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00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,753
Oh, no, don't.

236
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,547
I shouldn't say that jokingly,
because she will sue me.

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00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:58,551
She loves to sue.
She loves lawsuits.

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You know, honey, that door was
extremely clean, and it looked invisible.

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00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,642
You are so right.
You are so right!

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Because before I lived here, the
glass was always covered in smudges.

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And I moved in and I cleaned it,
so I guess that makes me the devil.

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You are! She is! She
is the devil! I'm in hell!

243
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I'm burning. Help me!

244
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You shouldn't joke about that.

245
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Is there more wine
in the kitchen?

246
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,369
No, I will get it.
I will get it.

247
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What kind of hostess would
I be if I didn't get my wine?

248
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,641
It's okay, I don't mind. No,
no, no. In fact, you know what?

249
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Girls' trip. Angela,
come on. Girls' trip.

250
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,547
Oh, not even close.

251
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,800
So, you keep a very tidy house.

252
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,970
You should see our bathroom
after Michael takes a bath.

253
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,431
But I don't have
to tell you, Pam.

254
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,267
Oh, yeah...

255
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,434
What?

256
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:52,230
Oh, don't tell me that he's really
changed since you guys dated.

257
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,606
Oh, are you joking?

258
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:57,819
No, Michael told me a little bit about
it, but I see the way you look at him.

259
00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,238
I have never, ever dated

260
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:04,742
or wanted to do anything
resembling dating Michael, ever.

261
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:09,080
Not ever, not now, not then,
not now, not ever, ever.

262
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,207
I've noticed how you
look at him at the office.

263
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,292
Jan: Mmm-hmm.

264
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:20,550
So, I spend most of my
time right here. Have a hand.

265
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,094
So, Jim, I noticed you
checking out jan's candles.

266
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,138
Oh, no, shejust put it
in front of my face.

267
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:28,266
Yeah, did you know that candles

268
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are the number-one fastest-growing
product in the scent-aroma market?

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$2 billion a year industry.
And for only $10,000,

270
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you could become a co-owner
of "Serenity by jan."

271
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Vvhatdoyouthmk aboutthaf?
Thoughtabouth. Pmin.

272
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:47,368
I'm sorry, are you really trying to
get us to invest in jan's company?

273
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,245
I'm sorry.

274
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What now?

275
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Coming.

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Hello.

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Jan: What are you doing here?

278
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We came here to eat dinner and
to party. This is a dinner party, right?

279
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,218
Awesome! What is he doing here?

280
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,678
Yes, what are you doing here?

281
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,305
Dwight is my friend.

282
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,141
We weren't invited?

283
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:15,021
You said that I could not invite Dwight
because he was not part of a couple,

284
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,066
and because we didn't have
enough wine glasses.

285
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:21,319
Dwight brought glasses
and a person.

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Jan: Fine. Whatever you want.

287
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Just like always.
Whatever you want.

288
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Whatever I want?
It's never whatever I want.

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00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,495
It's fine, Michael. When
I wanted to see stomp

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and you wanted to see wicked,

291
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,539
what did we see?
We saw wicked...

292
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:36,459
When I said that
I wanted to have kids,

293
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and you said that you wanted me
to have a vasectomy, what did I do?

294
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,715
And then, when you said that
you might want to have kids,

295
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,718
and I wasn't so sure, who
had the vasectomy reversed?

296
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,863
And then when you said you
definitely didn't want to have kids?

297
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Who had it reversed back?

298
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Snip, snap! Snip,
snap! Snip, snap!

299
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,683
I did! Okay...

300
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:57,939
You have no idea the physical to”
that three vasectomies have on a person!

301
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,983
And I bought this condo

302
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to fill with children.

303
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,195
I am so sorry

304
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:07,490
that I don't want to bring
kids into this screwed-up world.

305
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,991
Okay? But look...
I'm sorry, too.

306
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:13,371
If you want to have kids, then fine,
you win. Let's have a Kid!

307
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,668
Do you mean it?
You want to have a kid?

308
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,629
I hate my life.

309
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,757
So, can we come in?

310
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Mmm.

311
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Great Turkey leg.

312
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:39,772
Okay,
I'm just gonna check on dinner.

313
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,194
Angela, would you like
some of my beet salad?

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00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,737
I hate beet salad.

315
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,322
It's actually really good.

316
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,241
Hey, hey, hey.

317
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:53,369
I know you love beet salad.
I've seen you eat it many times.

318
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:58,666
The thought of popping one of your beets
into my mouth makes me want to vomit.

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00:15:58,749 --> 00:15:59,750
Pam...

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00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:04,589
I hope she didn't
do anything to the food.

321
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,591
Like what?

322
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,593
I can't prove it,

323
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,679
but I think she might
be trying to poison me.

324
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:17,828
Michael: Hey, looks great, babe.

325
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,020
Jim: Yeah, it really does.

326
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,356
I know jan
didn't poison the food. I know that.

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00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,651
But if she was going to poison
the food of someone at that table,

328
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:28,946
wouldn't it be me?
Michael's former lover.

329
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,290
Can you not do that?
It's disgusting.

330
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,920
You know I have soft teeth.
How could you say that?

331
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,213
Oops.

332
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,717
Excuse me for a second.

333
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:58,059
So, how do you guys
know each other?

334
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,020
I was his babysitter.

335
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,940
And now you guys are dating?

336
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,943
Purely carnal, that's
all you need to know.

337
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,071
Would you write down your
e-mail? Because I have, just,

338
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,240
so many questions. E-mail?

339
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,576
Never mind. Okay.

340
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,081
All right. There we go.

341
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,382
There.

342
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,053
Okay.

343
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,597
Jim: That's nice. Michael:
Everybody enjoying their meal?

344
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,351
Hey, babe. Michael: Yeah.

345
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,794
How about we take the beer
sign down until our guests leave,

346
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:43,933
and then we can discuss it?

347
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:48,609
No, no. I'm gonna leave it up. I
think it ties the whole room together.

348
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,028
Okay.

349
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,037
Jan thinks hunter's
very talented.

350
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:03,249
You know what? I don't
think he's that good.

351
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,959
At least he's an artist.

352
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,295
Bfd, I'm a screenwriter.

353
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,506
And I'm a candle maker, but you
don't hear me bragging about it!

354
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:15,386
No, all you do is you get me
to try to work on my rich friends.

355
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,555
For an investment opportunity!

356
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,182
Man, I would love
to burn your candles!

357
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,809
You burn it, you buy it!

358
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,520
Oh, good, I'll be
your first customer!

359
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,397
You're hardly my first.

360
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,982
That's what she said!

361
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:43,539
That is a $200 plasma
screen TV that you just killed!

362
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,958
Good luck paying me back

363
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:49,920
on your zero-dollars-a-year
salary plus benefits, babe!

364
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:57,928
I'm gonna get going.

365
00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,180
Fine, get out of here.

366
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,657
Jim: It's getting late.
We should...

367
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:04,393
You know what, you guys?
She'll be out of the bathroom soon.

368
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,478
Of course.

369
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,147
Dwight: Get out of my way.
I'll take care of this.

370
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,191
Okay, what seems to be
the problem, officers?

371
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,652
Not now, Dwight. We got
a call about a disturbance.

372
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:15,488
No. Nope.
Nothing disturbing here.

373
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,324
Just a couple of friends
having an awesome dinner party.

374
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,052
Your neighbors say
they heard some shouting.

375
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,453
Yes, there was screaming, but...

376
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:28,042
My girlfriend threw a dundie
at my TV, plasma.

377
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,044
You want to press charges?

378
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,587
Would she get into trouble?

379
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,130
Yeah, she'd be charged.

380
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,093
I will take the fall. I did it.

381
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:41,305
You know, you don't have to press charges.
You could just try to be more quiet.

382
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,432
Jan: Michael! Yes.

383
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,267
Wait, what are you doing to him?

384
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,311
Sir, do you have any
other place you could stay?

385
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:50,231
Maybe with one
of yourfriends, here?

386
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,317
Michael can come home with me.

387
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,153
Jim, Pam?

388
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,780
Oh, my apartment's on fire.

389
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,031
Flooded. Flooded.

390
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,116
You people!

391
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,909
Come on, you're
sleeping with me. No.

392
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,828
I'm gonna take you
home, Michael. No.

393
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,206
All right.

394
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,582
Jan: Bye, babe!

395
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,335
This is the best burger
I've ever had, babe.

396
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:16,507
Babe, I should have told
you, but... I did something bad.

397
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,847
I stole this. Foryou, babe.

398
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,323
Pam: One night

399
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,825
I love that.