1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:02,919 Pam: (On phone) Well, I should go. 2 00:00:03,002 --> 00:00:05,171 All right. I'll tell everybody here that you say hi. 3 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:06,923 No, don't. I'm mad at them. 4 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:08,383 (Chuckles) Why? What happened? 5 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:11,428 Not one of them called to congratulate me on our engagement. 6 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:12,679 Ah! 7 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:16,724 That, they might be off the hook for, because I didn't tell them. 8 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,977 What? Why not? 9 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:22,021 (Softly) I just didn't, you know, want to deal. 10 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,815 Come on. It won't be that bad. 11 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:26,985 Okay. You know what? Here we go. 12 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:31,698 Everybody, I just want to make an announcement. 13 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:35,326 Pam and I are engaged. (On speaker) Hi, everyone! 14 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,579 Ithoughtyou ere aheadyengaged. Nope. 15 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:41,124 That was Roy. She was engaged to Roy. Thank you, Angela. 16 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:45,044 I got a gift for Pam and Roy. Do I have to get another one? 17 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,212 Yes. 18 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:49,007 A little close to my engagement there, tuna. What's your game here? 19 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:52,177 To get married. She's not a virgin, you know. 20 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:53,261 Wow! 21 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:54,429 What's going on? 22 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:57,599 No. Nothing. Nothing, Michael. Just saying hi. 23 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:59,726 The tall guy got engaged. 24 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:01,478 To be married? Yep. 25 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:04,898 (Grunts) 26 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:06,649 Sorry. 27 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:32,759 Pencils down! Just kidding. Take your time. 28 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:34,385 Holly: Today is ethics day. 29 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:37,722 After they finish the quiz, I'm going to run my first meeting here. 30 00:01:37,805 --> 00:01:44,145 It's going to be insane. No, it's not. I have to read from the binder. 31 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,067 I got it. I got it. 32 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:50,860 (Pop music playing) 33 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:07,585 (Both singing) Let's get ethical, ethical 34 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:10,421 I want to get ethical 35 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,590 let's get into ethics, yeah 36 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:15,260 let me hear dunder Mifflin talk 37 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:16,427 your body talk 38 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,805 let me hear your body talk 39 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:20,223 (whoops) All right! 40 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:24,060 "Why are you helping her? You're not even dating." She's my friend. 41 00:02:24,143 --> 00:02:26,980 And ultimately my strategy is 42 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:31,442 to sort of merge this into a relationship 43 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,528 without her even knowing. 44 00:02:34,862 --> 00:02:39,284 Okay! Let's give it up for miss Holly flax! 45 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,452 Holly: Thanks, Michael. 46 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:42,537 (Exhaling) 47 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,789 Today we're going to have a business ethics seminar 48 00:02:44,872 --> 00:02:47,166 because recently, without mentioning any names, 49 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,794 there has been some misconduct at corporate 50 00:02:49,877 --> 00:02:54,215 and we have a very strict ethics policy and that employee has been fired. 51 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:58,636 Come on. He's right there. He was hired. 52 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,306 Check it out, hired guy. Nice. 53 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:05,059 Okay, elephant in the room. Let's talk about it. 54 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:09,314 Do I regret what I did? Of course I do. 55 00:03:09,397 --> 00:03:11,941 Even though it was an amazing ride and I'll give an example. 56 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:16,154 Anyone see survivor, season six? Anyone know Joanna on that show? 57 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:20,366 In New York City, I hooked up with a girl who looked exactly like that. 58 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,535 Indistinguishable. So... 59 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:26,998 Okay. Well done. Good speech, Ryan. You're a good guy. 60 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:31,002 Let's start discussing those questionnaires that you filled in this morning. 61 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:34,005 It is wrong to make personal calls during work hours. 62 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:36,966 Now, some of you marked that you very strongly agree. 63 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,510 But ideally, you would have selected "totally agree." 64 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:44,182 I thought "very strongly agree" sounded stronger than "totally agree." 65 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:46,726 Corporate would like to emphasize that ideally 66 00:03:46,809 --> 00:03:49,145 you would all totally agree with that statement. 67 00:03:49,228 --> 00:03:53,483 Well, I think we can all totally agree that Holly is totally fantastic. 68 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:56,944 (Michael clapping) Thank you. Okay. Okay. 69 00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:00,782 In fact, spending a half hour at the water cooler during work hours 70 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:02,325 is a form of stealing. 71 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:03,451 What? Holly: Yes. 72 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:07,205 It's called "time theft" and it's the same as taking money from the company. 73 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:11,209 Can anyone think of examples of things that are over-the-line time wasters? 74 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,543 This meeting. 75 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:14,712 (Men cheering) Can't set them up like that. 76 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,590 Why is it okay for smokers to take breaks all the time? 77 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:21,344 If I want to go outside and hang out once an hour, then I'll just take up smoking. 78 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,280 I'll do it. I don't care. Meredith: I'll smoke with you. 79 00:04:23,304 --> 00:04:24,764 I got a bag of cigars in my purse. 80 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:27,558 Stealing office supplies is another big ethical area 81 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,977 that there seems to be some confusion about. 82 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,105 Okay. Could we have a moment? 83 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:33,457 (Whispering) Can I talk to you for a second? 84 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:34,482 (Whispers) Yeah. 85 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:37,860 A lot of good stuff. And you look... you look fantastic. 86 00:04:37,985 --> 00:04:39,737 Michael. Yeah? 87 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,924 What should we be working on while you guys are talking? 88 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,741 Do some... do some work. 89 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:47,286 (Whispering) People expect a lot from these meetings. 90 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:51,082 Laughter, sudden twists, surprise endings, 91 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:55,420 you need to be Robin Williams and m. Night shyamalan. 92 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:57,046 You need to be Robin shyamalan. 93 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,732 (Whispering) Well, I just have to get through the binder. 94 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:00,484 You're... it's just, you're kind of losing them. 95 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:01,509 Yeah. I am? 96 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:04,554 Don't think about the stakes. It'll freak you out. 97 00:05:05,012 --> 00:05:08,391 Okay. Well, Michael makes a really good point. 98 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:11,060 So, let's just open this up a little bit. 99 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:16,065 Say my name is Lauren and here I am shopping in a supermarket 100 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,192 and I steal a pencil. 101 00:05:18,317 --> 00:05:22,196 That's not right. (Coughing) Lauren! Enough with the pencils! 102 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,407 No.ihaveto go over pencils and office supplies. 103 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:27,702 It's part of the ethics thing. That isn't ethics. 104 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:31,539 Ethics is a real discussion of competing conceptions of the good. 105 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:34,417 This is just the corporate anti-shoplifting rules. 106 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:39,046 I'll drop an ethics bomb on you. Would you steal bread to feed your family? 107 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:40,506 Boom! 108 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:44,385 Exactly, Andy. Yeah. I took intro to philosophy twice. 109 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,596 No big deal. It's a trick question. 110 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:49,807 The bread is poisoned. Also, it's not your real family. 111 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:52,727 You've been cuckolded by a stronger, smarter male. 112 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:54,937 No, that's not how it works. 113 00:05:56,439 --> 00:06:03,112 I would not steal the bread. And I would not let my family go hungry. 114 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:05,656 Holly: Okay. But we should get back to business. 115 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:09,744 Have any of you ever faced any ethical dilemmas in the workplace? 116 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:12,371 Michael: Anybody? 117 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:16,000 This is a chance for you to say something without any repercussions. 118 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:19,504 Stanley? Oscar, come on. Iwlpass. 119 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:21,380 I will go first. 120 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:24,884 When I discovered YouTube, I didn't work for five days. 121 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:27,178 I did nothing. 122 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:31,682 I viewed cookie monster sings chocolate rain about 1,000 times. 123 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:35,394 What was the dilemma? To tell you or not. 124 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:39,774 And I'm glad I did. I feel very, very good. Cathartic. 125 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:42,485 I promise you that you are not going to get into trouble. 126 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:46,447 You can say anything you want with total and complete immunity. 127 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:50,117 Oh, no, no, no. Yeah. Come on. Anybody. Let it fly. 128 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:53,162 Okay. Once in a while, I'll take along lunch. 129 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:56,374 A siesta. Time thief. Time thief. Fire him! 130 00:06:56,457 --> 00:07:00,211 Dwight, you've really never stolen any company time? 131 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:05,091 Neven you are a thief of joy. Anybody else? Yeah? 132 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:08,177 Sometimes I download pirated music onto my work computer. 133 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,888 Who hasn't? Good. Good. What else? 134 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,723 No, I'd like to hear more about that. 135 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:18,521 I once reported Oscar to the ins. Turns out he's clean, but I'm glad I did it. 136 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,816 Well, let's keep this party moving on. 137 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:23,150 I'll go. 138 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:26,571 Have you guys ever met Bruce Myers, the Scranton rep for hammermill? 139 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,114 Bruce. 140 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:30,700 Well, for the past six years I have been sleeping with him 141 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:35,830 in exchange for discounts on our supplies and outback steakhouse gift certificates. 142 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:37,123 Jackpot 143 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:39,083 (laughs) 144 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:41,878 (Clears throat) Meredith, that is serious. 145 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:45,339 I mean, not only is that a conflict of interest, 146 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:47,592 but there's also an exchange of goods. 147 00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:51,220 Exchange of steak. Have you ever had sirloin steak, honey? 148 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,432 That's crazy. That's crazy talk. 149 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:59,186 Meredith, "the merenator," sleeping with suppliers. 150 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,855 (Laughs) 151 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:02,899 Wow! 152 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,108 What time we got? 153 00:08:04,191 --> 00:08:06,444 You know what? That's a good place to end it 154 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:10,197 right there. This, I think, was a great ethics seminar. 155 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:13,618 She has given us a lot of wonderful things to think about. 156 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:19,123 Right. What is wrong? Who's to say, really, in the end? 157 00:08:19,206 --> 00:08:23,169 I mean, because it is unknowable. But let's give her a round of applause. 158 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:26,547 Holly, everybody! Holly! Get back to work. 159 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:32,511 Great job. I am truly impressed. 160 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,221 That... you really pulled that one out 161 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,724 classic. Classic meeting. We should celebrate. 162 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:40,353 Michael, there's some serious issues with Meredith. 163 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:43,022 I mean, all of you have done things I wouldn't have done myself, 164 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:45,650 but Meredith's actions are really over the line. 165 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:48,194 Yeah. What are you going to do? 166 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:59,872 So regarding this supplier, approximately how many liaisons have there been? 167 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:05,044 Liaisons? You mean meet-ups? I don't know. Once a month for six years. 168 00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:06,170 Something like that. 169 00:09:06,253 --> 00:09:10,383 Meredith, why don't you tell Holly it's not what she thinks, 170 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:16,222 nothing unethical happened and that you just like to sleep around? 171 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:18,432 Am I in trouble here or something? 172 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:21,102 No. No. This is just a stupid formality. 173 00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:24,105 No, it's not a formality. 174 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:30,444 Now, were these "meet-ups" just personal, unrelated to business? 175 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:33,739 No. I wouldn't have done it if it wasn't for the discount paper. 176 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,491 There's not a lot of fruit in those looms. 177 00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:39,203 (Exclaims) For the love of god, we're trying to help you, you stupid bag. 178 00:09:39,286 --> 00:09:44,166 What I don't understand is, why the steak coupons? 179 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,420 I mean, if you were already getting the discounted paper... 180 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:52,591 Well, it's funny, maybe it's a girl thing, but after we did it, 181 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:56,804 when he would give me those coupons, I just felt good about myself. 182 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,895 Hey, what's going on here? I thought I had immunity. 183 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:07,773 Well, unfortunately, immunity or something being off the record 184 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,109 does not really exist in the workplace. 185 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:13,904 I mean, I've never heard of anyone who kept their job after something like this. 186 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,115 Well, I'm not quitting. 187 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:24,915 (Stop watch beeps) 188 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,292 (Exhaling) 189 00:10:27,334 --> 00:10:28,711 (Stop watch beeps) 190 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:33,424 Yawn, four seconds. What are you doing? 191 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:36,107 You had said that you don't do anything personal during work time, 192 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,429 so I'm just making sure. 193 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:42,141 Wait a minute. So you're going to time me every time I yawn? That's absurd. 194 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,101 Really? 195 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:47,730 Hey, look, monkey knows how to use a stop watch, everybody. 196 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,023 He's... 197 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,569 (Stop watch beeps) 198 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:57,073 Personal conversation. 17 seconds. 199 00:10:57,239 --> 00:10:59,176 (Stop watch beeps) There is no way that that was... 200 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,785 (Stop watch beeps) 201 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,244 One second. 202 00:11:05,372 --> 00:11:11,295 Well, well, Holly-lujah! It's a miracle you're at your desk. 203 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:16,967 It's Mike-raculous. (Laughs) Reaching. You'll get there. 204 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:22,932 Anyway, I was giving it some thought, and there's no reason that two attractive, 205 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:29,730 good looking, intelligent, funny, attractive people can't, 206 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,858 you know, just sit down and work this whole Meredith thing out 207 00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,069 soundsgood. Good. 208 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:40,241 Would you care to bang it out over lunch? I already bought this. 209 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:45,955 No, no, no. Your food is no good here, my lady. 210 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,374 Sorry. 211 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:52,253 You know what? Let's go out dunder Mifflin's treat. 212 00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:58,926 Actually, you're not a client, so we'll just split it? 213 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,387 Ethical. 214 00:12:05,432 --> 00:12:07,518 So, I've gone over corporate policy. 215 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,688 What do you think? What do you think of this place? 216 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,231 It's very nice. Isn't it? 217 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:16,861 Yeah. It's kind of business romantic. So you're from des moines. 218 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:20,281 Mmm. That sounds so warm. 219 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:22,575 In summer. 220 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,704 Here, too. You know what my favorite season is? 221 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,455 Maybe we should talk about Meredith first. 222 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,624 Yes. Get the boring stuff out of the way. 223 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:34,461 Autumn was what I was going to say. When the leaves change, it's just... 224 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:38,424 I think it's the most contemplative of seasons. 225 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:43,053 Okay, so I've gone over this and I've thought about it and I just don't think 226 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:47,183 there's any way I can write a report that doesn't end with her being terminated. 227 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:53,564 Terminate her. Terminator. (Mimics Arnold Schwarzenegger) "I'm from the future." 228 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,232 Yeah. 229 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,944 Hey, Andy. Yo. 230 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,697 By any chance, did you see Battlestar Galactica last night? 231 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,283 No, I did not was that any good? 232 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,368 Actually not it was really so-so. 233 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,536 Okay. 234 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:11,391 I mean, I like all the crazy monsters and stuff, you know, 235 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:15,669 like klingons and wookiees and all that, but... 236 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:20,174 Sorry, was there something you wanted to add, Dwight? 237 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:25,346 Is that anything like the original Battlestar Galactica? 238 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:29,141 You know what's weird? It's practically a shot-for-shot remake. 239 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,517 Really? 240 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,231 That's cool. The story's kind of bland. 241 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,691 It's about this guy named Dumbledore calrissian... 242 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,110 Okay... who needs to return the ring back to mordor. 243 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,194 (Huffing) 244 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:44,031 Really. That doesn't sound right 245 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:51,664 I just don't want my employees thinking that their jobs depend on performance. 246 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:55,709 I mean, what sort of place is that to call home? 247 00:13:56,835 --> 00:14:00,798 And Meredith needs this job. This is her main source of money. 248 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,801 Well, that's very sweet, but we have to follow the protocol. 249 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:07,304 Those are the rules. Okay, new idea. We don't report it at all. 250 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,473 We just punish her. We punish her? 251 00:14:09,556 --> 00:14:12,351 Tell her, "can't have sex for six months." 252 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,186 I don't think we could enforce that. 253 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:17,856 I don't know. I saw this thing. Like a belt with a key. 254 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,191 A chastity belt. 255 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:25,698 No, it's more of an underwear garment that has little spikes, like, made of... 256 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,909 Like sometimes they're made of metal. You know what I'm talking about? 257 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,870 You unlock a little door that... 258 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:36,959 Down where you... where you put... where you put the... 259 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:48,095 He has not stopped working for a second. 260 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:53,767 At 12:45, he sneezed while keeping his eyes open, 261 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,187 which I always thought was impossible. 262 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,856 At 1:32, he peed. 263 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:03,027 And I know that because he did it in an open soda bottle under the desk 264 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,029 while filling out expense reports. 265 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,155 And on the flip side, 266 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:09,992 I've been so busy watching him that I haven't even started work. 267 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,661 It's exhausting, being this vigilant. 268 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,789 I'll probably have to go home early today. 269 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:21,628 I am just saying that I don't think that you understand what I am saying. 270 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:25,382 No, you are saying that we should sweep it under the carpet, 271 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,886 accept the discount on supplies, not fire Meredith 272 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:31,972 and pretend like the whole thing never happened. 273 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,558 Yes. What am I saying? 274 00:15:34,641 --> 00:15:35,726 Well... 275 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,479 (Laughs) Busted. I don't... 276 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:42,107 I'm saying that her behavior is unethical, and a little icky. 277 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,234 And I don't think I want to work in an environment 278 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,445 where that sort of conduct is tolerated. 279 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,989 Well, you have to tolerate a lot when you're part of a family. 280 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,617 It's not a family. It's a workplace. 281 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:09,635 I will be honest with you. That car ride did not go well. 282 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,762 And that was not my fault. 283 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,098 The only reason I am standing out here right now 284 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:17,601 is because I don't want to take the elevator with her. 285 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:20,729 And I am holding on to her leftovers. 286 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,159 (Stop watch beeps) 287 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,454 Nineteen minutes and 48 seconds. 288 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,666 What were we doing for 19 minutes and 48 seconds? 289 00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,626 None of your business. 290 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,964 So I guess I can assume that was personal. 291 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,638 Fine. 292 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:59,852 So maybe you're not completely ethical after all. 293 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:03,230 Yes. Maybe I'm not 294 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,251 It's been a little tense. 295 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:31,341 People are suspicious of me and my best friend in the office won't even talk to me. 296 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:35,804 Turns out being the morality police does not make you popular. 297 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,515 I should know, because in middle school I was the hall monitor 298 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:42,019 and the kids used to stuff egg salad in my locker. 299 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:45,189 Yeah, I was just hoping middle school was over. 300 00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:54,031 Kendall from corporate hr is on line one and Holly's on her way in, too. 301 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:56,700 What's the only thing worse than one hr rep? 302 00:17:56,783 --> 00:17:58,952 Two hr reps. You get me. 303 00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:00,954 (Knocking on door) 304 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,207 Can I sit? I don't know, can you? 305 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,461 Kendall, my main man. 306 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,546 Kendall: (On phone) Listen, Holly, Michael, 307 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,441 I just got the report that your branch submitted. 308 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:14,551 And there's a lot of stuff about a relationship Meredith's having with a... 309 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,762 Yes, that came out during the ethics seminar... 310 00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:20,557 And let the record show that it was during the immunity part of the seminar. 311 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,519 Well, I'm not sure these circumstances warrant any action. 312 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,771 I think it's pretty clear it was unethical. 313 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:28,565 Well, from what I can gather, it seems like a gray area. 314 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:31,360 Look, to be honest, the company's getting a discount at a tough time 315 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,655 in our balance sheet and I don't know that the right thing to do for the company 316 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,740 is to turn our noses up at that. 317 00:18:36,823 --> 00:18:39,910 Kendall, I understand that the discount is good for the company, 318 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:43,413 but I'm just not happy about the way we're getting it 319 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,583 (sighs) You see, I thought I was clear with you, Holly. 320 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,085 Your task was to get signatures 321 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:51,046 from the employees showing that they completed the training. 322 00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:52,172 No, I understand. 323 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,317 Because every other branch has managed to get this to us, 324 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:57,386 so if it's not something you can handle, then that's a different discussion. 325 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,930 No.no, lcandoit good 326 00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,682 (dial tone beeps) 327 00:19:05,852 --> 00:19:11,066 How do you tell somebody that you care about deeply, "I told you so"? 328 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,820 Gently, with a Rose? 329 00:19:16,863 --> 00:19:20,784 In a funny way? Like it's a hilarious joke? 330 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,289 Or do you just let it go? 331 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:29,001 Because saying it would just make things worse. 332 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,171 Probably the funny way. 333 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,966 Can I have everyone's attention? 334 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:40,637 Excuse me. May I have everyone's attention, please? 335 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,764 We need to finish the ethics seminar. 336 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,933 No way, lady. It's a trap. 337 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,185 Everyone, please, I just need your signatures 338 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,038 to show corporate that I gave you the training. 339 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,356 Don't sign anything. Okay, everybody, listen up, 340 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,692 if you're not in that conference room in two minutes, 341 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,152 I am going to kill you. 342 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:58,196 It's a quarter to 5:00 and I have started to gather my things. 343 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:02,075 Get in there right now or I'm going to lose it! 344 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,272 (Whispering) Am I getting fired? 345 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,757 Now is really not the time, Meredith. 346 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,177 In this next section we examine the difference 347 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:23,096 between sick days and personal days. 348 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,558 Sick days are only to be used when an illness precludes you 349 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:30,812 from doing your job or can spread to your co-workers. 350 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,274 Personal days, on the other hand, are much more flexible. 351 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:40,364 Thank you, Meredith, this was delicious. Hey, where's the steak sauce? 352 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,868 I think we're out I got some in my minivan somewhere. 353 00:20:46,953 --> 00:20:49,831 Wait a second, how does this steak factor in again? 354 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:54,544 I think she got it as a tip, but I don't know why she didn't just take cash. 355 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,172 I don't care what she's doing, I hope she just keeps doing it 356 00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:59,591 (chuckling) Amen. Just keep the ribs coming.