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Wow, you guys look amazing.

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Stanley, I thought
you hated Halloween.

3
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He wears it
so he can sleep at his desk.

4
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Who are you? I'm Carrie bradshaw

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from sex and the city.

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I like your shoes.

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Thank you.

8
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Will you help walk me
to the fax machine?

9
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Sure.

10
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I got her. I got her.
I can help you.

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You look amazing.

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Inappropriate. Thank you.

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Who are you, Larry king?

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Gordon gekko.

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From the insurance commercials.

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Yeah.

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Whoa! Awesome.

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Let's put a smile on that face.

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Damn it, creed.

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I've been up since 4:00.

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Sweet 'stume, dude.

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Who are you supposed to be?

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Dave.

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Cool.

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And you are?

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A cat?

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We were looking for kitten.

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Give me one second.

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Jim Halpert. Pam: Hey.

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Hey, New York. Happy Halloween.

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Thanks.

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My costume's getting
a lot of attention.

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So apparently no one
dresses up for Halloween here.

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I wish I had known that

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before I used greasepaint
for my mustache,

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and I can't even take off my
hat because then I'm Hitler.

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Want to see a magic trick?

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I'm going to make a pencil...

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Disappear.

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Michael: Okay,
I think we are set.

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We have puzzles,
string for cat's cradles.

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Burned this last night.
Little road-trip cd.

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Puppets.

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Look at all this stuff.
It's only seven hours.

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Michael: When corporate found
out that we were dating, they decided

46
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they were going to
transfer Holly back

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to her old branch in
nashua, New Hampshire.

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Michael's taking a personal
day to move me out.

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Road trip!

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Right?

51
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Breaker 1-9, copy?

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Copy that, breaker!

53
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Those Duke boys are at it again.

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Hey, do not touch my radio.

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We're not. Kidding.

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We're not doing anything.

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It's been a weird week since
we found out I had a transfer.

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Michael wanted me to quit and
get some job here in Scranton,

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and I said, "well, why don't you
quit and get some job in nashua?"

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And he said,
"I asked you first,"

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and I said first
at the same time he did,

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and then I said, "jinx."

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And then we never
talked about it again

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and haven't been back
to the conversation, so...

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All right, everybody,
I am out of here.

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Jim, you are in charge.

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I'll walk you out.

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You are quite the gentleman.

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You can let people go a
couple minutes early if you want.

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All right, we'll see.
I am off to New York.

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My brother Pete from Boston and
my brother Tom from New Jersey

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are taking Pam and I out for
lunch to celebrate the engagement.

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Or maybe to beat me up.

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I can never tell with those two.

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Morning, temp.

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Morning.

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Wow. Good morning, Dwight.

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I thought I'd go casual today.

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Morning, everyone.

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Good morning.

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Hello.

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How you doing?
How are you, Phyllis?

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Andy: That's funny.

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Take that sweatshirt off.

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Hey, buddy.

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Andy.

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Do you remember when ijokingly

88
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yelled at you to take
your sweatshirt off?

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Totally joking, but you should
know those colors are sacred.

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Not that I care, but if
you're not a Cornell man,

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you probably
shouldn't wear them.

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No, I get it.

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I totally understand, and I
just want to assure you that

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I mean no disrespect.
You see, I'm applying.

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Come on. You think you
could get into Cornell?

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Well, if someone who
barely outsells Phyllis

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can get in,
then I should be fine.

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I'm sitting right here, Dwight.

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I meant that as a compliment

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to you, Phyllis, as
well as a slight to Andy.

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Cornell is a good school,
and I want to better myself

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through higher education.

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If it makes Andy angry,
so be it.

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Holly: I have to unpack this
weekend, but maybe next weekend

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we go to the outlets. Cool.

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Mike, you driving
this every weekend?

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We're going to switch back
and forth with the driving.

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Sometimes we'll just
meet in the middle. Be fun.

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Wait a sec. I love this song.

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Life is a highway
I wanna ride it all night long

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if you're going my way I
wanna drive it all night long

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if you're going my way

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hey, there.

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So, how do you think we're
going to do against penn this year?

115
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Nathan Ford's arm
looks pretty strong.

116
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Well, he's had a pretty good
season so far. Stop saying "we."

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You did not go to Cornell, okay?

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You're just doing this
to screw with me.

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Notso.

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Cornell is an excellent school.

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Without
its agricultural program,

122
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we probably
wouldn't have cabbage,

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at least not modern cabbage.

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I know it's an
excellent school, Dwight.

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Iwent there.
My blood runs big red.

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Someday we'll both get
together in comstock hall

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and just laugh
about all of this.

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Hey.

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Hey, future baby sis.

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How are you, Tom?

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Nice to see you. Good.

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Pam: I asked Tom and Pete
to come early so we could play

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a prank on Jim at lunch.

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Pretty awesome, right?

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I think they're into the idea.

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They're probably thinking,
"that Pam beesly,

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"she's the coolest
sister-in-law on the planet.

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"She's the best,
the absolute best."

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Okay, so here's
what I'm thinking.

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I'm going to say that before
ceramics class I took off my ring,

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and then when I changed
back out of my smock,

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it wasn't in my pocket
anymore and I lost it.

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That's perfect. You know what
would be even more hilarious?

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Remember that thing we did when

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Jim was in high school
with his girlfriend?

146
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Right. That would be hilarious.

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Yeah, we should totally
dog her about being an artist,

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never making any money.

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That is awesome.

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Like, she basically
has a hobby for a job.

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Pete: Oh, yeah.

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So, not the ring, then?

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The... not doing
the ring, though?

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This is better. The
other thing will get Jim...

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This is nice and
it's fun. It's fun.

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Okay, okay.

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He hates it when we
pick on his girlfriends.

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Okay.

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They came up with
that idea really fast.

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This trip is longer
than I thought.

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Yeah, it did look
shorter on the map.

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Hey.

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Wow, I was having a nightmare.

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You were sleeping? Yes.

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You were talking before.

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Was I?

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Really? Was I saying
anything interesting?

168
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Not really.

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All right, what's
the scoop? How far?

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Four hours.
Almost halfway there.

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We're only halfway?

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Halfway, okay.

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You know what I want
to do? I want to pull over

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and find a little
bed and breakfast

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for when we meet in the middle.

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Emphasis on the
bed and the breakfast.

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Next exit isn't for 5 miles.

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Let's check there.

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Hey, guys. How are you?

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Good to see you. Hi.

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Nice to see you again, Pam.

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Pam, I haven't seen
you in so, so long.

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All right, so now we can sit

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and get comfortable.

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There's nothing out here, man.

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Michael: Yeah.

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I don't know. I just
imagined a hotel right here,

188
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pool over here,
little breakfast place

189
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with really good bacon. Just_

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Here we go.
Fourth time's the charm.

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Life's like a road where...

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It's one day here
and the next day there

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sometimes you deal
with the things you don't

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sometimes you... walk

195
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there's a world out there...

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Hey, are you crying?

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Allergies?

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Did Darryl touch you?

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What?

200
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No. Darryl did not touch me.

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Can we just keep going, please?

202
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Michael: What's the matter?

203
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No. It's not going to work.

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There's too much distance.
Sure it is.

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No, no, no. It's going
to work. It'll be fine.

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Michael, we've only been
dating each other for a few weeks.

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00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,893
Listen to me,
I like you so much.

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00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,020
I like you, too.

209
00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,943
And I've dated almost
four women in the last...

210
00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,898
I dated four guys
last year, too.

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00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,484
Not last... no, in,
like, the last 10 years

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00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:16,907
I've dated almost four women, and
you are so far above them, it is stupid.

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00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,743
Michael, no, don't. It is...

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00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,346
Don't make it harder
than it has to be.

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00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:23,456
That's what she said.

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00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:26,333
Holly thinks that
this relationship is over.

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00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,960
Well, you know what?

218
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,212
I am not going to
give up that easy.

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I'm going to make this way
harder than it needs to be.

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Take that down.

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Excuse me?

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Take that down.

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You know, I once dated a
couple guys from Cornell.

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They were really nice.
They gave me a ride home.

225
00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:49,815
I seriously doubt that
anyone from Cornell dated you.

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It's pronounced "colonel." It's
the highest rank in the military.

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It's pronounced "Cornell." It's
the highest rank in the Ivy league.

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Andy, let's just talk about
this man to man after work.

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00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:01,970
Fine. What do you say, okay?

230
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,579
Yeah. Good. Can we...

231
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,376
That's big red bear.

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00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,046
That's a bobble
big red bear. God!

233
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,804
And if you leave
on Friday by 5:00,

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you'll be rolling in
at midnight at best...

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Yeah.

236
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And then sleep in Saturday.

237
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That only leaves us
less than 24 hours

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before you have
to go back again.

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Okay. Okay.

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I will talk to you on the
Bluetooth the entire trip

241
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:36,028
so we're talking
constantly all the way.

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00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,989
I'll tell you everything that I
see, everything that I pass by,

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things that I witness
on the road.

244
00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,158
Well...

245
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,410
Maybe I'll see an
accident one weekend.

246
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How long can we keep that up?

247
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Years.

248
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Years? Yeah.

249
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Years of just a few
hours every weekend?

250
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Here's my wish,

251
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I want you to meet a great
guy and I want you to be happy.

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Thank you.

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My wish has come true,
incidentally,

254
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because you've met me
and you are happy.

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00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,809
Clever, Mike.

256
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:10,354
So, Pam, how much
money does an artist make

257
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after they leave art school?

258
00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,275
Yeah, not a lot of
money in the arts, right?

259
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:15,734
That's not really true.

260
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,088
There's a lot of things you can
do with an art degree, actually.

261
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,655
Maybe Pam should pay the check

262
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:22,074
by drawing a picture
on this napkin.

263
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:25,953
Wow, that's a little rude.

264
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,078
What's your deal?

265
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,706
Hey, just having fun, Jimmy.

266
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,124
Tom: Yeah. Right, Pam?

267
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,550
You know what? I think
we're a great couple.

268
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,010
I think we are a classic couple.

269
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:43,304
I think we are like
Romeo and Juliet.

270
00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:47,099
I think we go together so well.

271
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,185
We're like peanut
butter and jelly.

272
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,228
Don't you think?
I do. I think so, Mike.

273
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,039
Well, then don't do it.
Please don't do this!

274
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,148
Please don't do this!

275
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,151
Hey, what's up? Just
thought I'd try you.

276
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:58,903
Thinking about that story where

277
00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:01,363
you ran into the girl
you used to baby-sit.

278
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:02,841
I don't know what I am gonna do.

279
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:03,967
Darryl: Please call me back.

280
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:04,992
Please... I promise you.

281
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,261
I'm not going to be okay.
Please...

282
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,285
No, I won't.

283
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,831
I'm not strong. I'll go
back to jan, and I hate jan.

284
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,709
Oh, god.

285
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,421
You might be...

286
00:13:17,504 --> 00:13:18,631
What?

287
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,175
Dwight...

288
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,570
Andy, I've been
meaning to ask you.

289
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,429
Which a cappella group
should ijoin?

290
00:13:25,512 --> 00:13:29,183
The harmoniacs?
Or the do-re-migos?

291
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:35,940
Assuming you had the voice to
be in any of them, it's irrelevant,

292
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,108
because I called admissions
and it looks like

293
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:41,487
I will be conducting
your university interview.

294
00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,340
That's a conflict of interest.

295
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,740
Yeah. Big one.

296
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,326
80 should I not let you in now?

297
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,578
Or do you want to
do the interview

298
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,413
and then I won't let you in?

299
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,125
Intervievv. Excehent

300
00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:01,298
when the hour glass
strikes 3:00, then in the room

301
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,550
whence employees confer.

302
00:14:05,552 --> 00:14:06,595
What? The conference room.

303
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,763
Okay.

304
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,145
Who are your role models?

305
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,207
If I had to put Dwight's
chances into a percentage,

306
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:20,150
I would say he has
none percent chance.

307
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,736
So, Dane cook,

308
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:28,242
Jack Bauer and Eli Whitney.

309
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,913
You're doing great.

310
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,416
Life is a highway

311
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:38,585
I wanna ride it all night long

312
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:45,884
Oh, wow. This is
my niece Vanessa.

313
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,387
She's a trumpeter,
and look at her.

314
00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:49,930
Cute. That must be really fun

315
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,849
for you and Marci, huh? Yep.

316
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,268
She only knows how to play
when the saints go marching in.

317
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,352
I love that one.

318
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,645
Yeah, but she doesn't think

319
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,189
she's going to be, like,
a career musician, right?

320
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,955
Here we go again.
What is your deal today?

321
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,860
I'm just saying how
many famous trumpeters

322
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,737
can you name
besides Louis Armstrong?

323
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,821
Miles Davis. One.

324
00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:07,197
Chet something. Half.

325
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,881
The point is, Pam,
that there are jobs...

326
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,993
Dizzy Gillespie. Also good.

327
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,263
And there are hobbies. I love
baseball more than anything,

328
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,015
but you don't see me
trying to get on the mets.

329
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,558
You don't. Pete, you
couldn't make the mets.

330
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,666
She's at Pratt.

331
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,084
You played jv baseball.

332
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,586
Will you lighten up
a little bit?

333
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,938
I'm just calling it
like I see it.

334
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,273
I don't know if I'm going
to make any money

335
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,441
with art.
Pam, don't worry about it.

336
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,217
I mean, it's a very competitive
field, but I have a professor

337
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,653
who says that I
have a lot of promise,

338
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:31,180
and if I don't try now,
I never will, so...

339
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,224
Guys, what is going on?

340
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,980
We pranked you.

341
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,148
It was Pam's idea.

342
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:44,026
Pam was the mastermind.

343
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,152
Got you.

344
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:49,323
Pete: That was killer.
I was so close to blowing it.

345
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,052
Let's see how well you
know your big red history.

346
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,077
Bring it.

347
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,745
Who was Cornell's
eighth president?

348
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,163
Dale Raymond corson.

349
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:59,007
I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Cornell's
seventh president was, in fact,

350
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,584
James a. Perkins.

351
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,795
"Comprehension skills subpar."

352
00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:07,091
"Interviewing skills, subpar"

353
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,258
what are you writing?

354
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,722
You can't even give Cornell
your full attention.

355
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,179
On the contrary,
I'm helping Cornell

356
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,972
by evaluating
their interviewers.

357
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,725
Nobody wants that to happen.

358
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,227
Well, when they get
my evaluation,

359
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,895
we'll see if they're interested.

360
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,816
"Applicant is attempting
to blackmail interviewer,

361
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,901
"showing low moral character."

362
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,611
"Interviewer is
threatening applicant

363
00:16:27,694 --> 00:16:29,571
"with an arbitrary
review process."

364
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,490
"Applicant is
wasting everyone's time

365
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,700
"with stupid and
inane accusations."

366
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:36,370
"Interviewer has
suspect motives."

367
00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:40,457
"Applicant has a head shaped
like a trapezoid."

368
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,669
"Interviewer has turned off
apphcanfs interest in Cornell

369
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:47,131
"and they are going to go to
the vastly superior dartmouth."

370
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,257
Ever heard of it?

371
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,716
I think I have
everything I need.

372
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,135
I think I have
everything I need.

373
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,946
You'll be hearing from the
Cornell application department.

374
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,031
And you will be hearing from the
Cornell application department.

375
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,974
And you will not be
pleased with the result!

376
00:16:57,057 --> 00:17:01,353
And your affiliation with
Cornell will end completely.

377
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,731
That is all, sir. You may go.

378
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,372
There's another Dolly
in the truck, Mike.

379
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,583
You can take
more than that lamp.

380
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,462
For the record, I wanted
to go another direction,

381
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,880
which was way better.

382
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:30,174
Well, I'll be the judge of that.

383
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,341
What do you got?

384
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,677
Okay, I lost my engagement ring

385
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,263
in ceramics class,
left it in my smock.

386
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:39,016
I had this whole thing
where I go back to class,

387
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:42,269
wrongly accuse another girl.
Look, I even used makeup

388
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,496
to put a ring around my finger.

389
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,563
You can hardly see it.

390
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,315
It's very subtle. That is good.

391
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,398
Thank you.

392
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:48,501
Truthfully,
anything would have been

393
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,902
better than that prank.

394
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:56,742
Text message from my brother.
"Pam cool. Welcome to the family."

395
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,845
Hey, how about at Thanksgiving

396
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,662
we "prank" Tom about being bald?

397
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,247
This is the last of it.

398
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,041
That's mine, actually.

399
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,335
Maybe put it back in the truck.

400
00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:07,920
You're not staying?

401
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,338
You know, I have some things

402
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,006
I need to do this weekend.

403
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,633
I just remembered, so...

404
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,219
I'll just ride back with you.

405
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,613
But you want me to put
it back in the truck?

406
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,388
I'll be down in just a sec.

407
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,935
Holly?

408
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,316
I think I'm going to
go back with Darryl.

409
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,494
Okay.

410
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,789
Okay, bye.

411
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,606
I know it's hard, Mike.

412
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,735
Breakups hurt.

413
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,446
We didn't break up.

414
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:18,365
Looked like it.

415
00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:27,624
Sometimes when I'm down
like this, it helps to sing the blues.

416
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,876
Okay.

417
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,802
That's a really pretty song.

418
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,347
No, no, check it out, look.

419
00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:45,601
Okay. When I do that...

420
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,412
That's when you hit me
with what's getting you down.

421
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:48,604
All right.

422
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,739
No, wait, you're supposed to...

423
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,074
Never mind.

424
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,296
Yeah.

425
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:17,799
Yeah.

426
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,770
Well, I thought I'd
come in casual today.

427
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:34,107
Man, hungry. Anyone
else feel like a beet?

428
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,360
Where did you get those?

429
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,819
What, these?

430
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,156
Bernard farms. Best
beets in the state.

431
00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:43,158
I see what you are doing,

432
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,243
but I do not know where
you are going with this.

433
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:49,373
Well, you will as soon as
you visit my new beet farm.

434
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:58,103
You're supposed to
cook these, aren't you?

435
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,092
Cornell.