1 00:00:04,003 --> 00:00:05,964 Wow, you guys look amazing. 2 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:07,632 Stanley, I thought you hated Halloween. 3 00:00:07,715 --> 00:00:10,468 (Shushes) He wears it so he can sleep at his desk. 4 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,387 Who are you? I'm Carrie bradshaw 5 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:13,930 from sex and the city. 6 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:15,013 I like your shoes. 7 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:16,057 Thank you. 8 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,493 Will you help walk me to the fax machine? 9 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:18,518 Sure. 10 00:00:18,601 --> 00:00:21,438 I got her. I got her. I can help you. 11 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:22,521 You look amazing. 12 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:24,149 Inappropriate. Thank you. 13 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:26,317 Who are you, Larry king? 14 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:27,402 Gordon gekko. 15 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:30,363 From the insurance commercials. 16 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:31,614 Yeah. 17 00:00:35,743 --> 00:00:37,287 Whoa! Awesome. 18 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:40,498 Let's put a smile on that face. 19 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:44,002 Damn it, creed. 20 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:46,296 I've been up since 4:00. 21 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,758 (Meows) 22 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:53,720 Sweet 'stume, dude. 23 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:55,096 Who are you supposed to be? 24 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:57,557 Dave. 25 00:00:57,765 --> 00:00:58,808 Cool. 26 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,643 And you are? 27 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:03,646 (Hissing) 28 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:05,190 (Mimics buzzer) A cat? 29 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:07,400 We were looking for kitten. 30 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:12,697 (Phone beeping) 31 00:01:12,780 --> 00:01:14,866 Give me one second. 32 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:16,242 Jim Halpert. Pam: Hey. 33 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:18,119 Hey, New York. Happy Halloween. 34 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:19,204 Thanks. 35 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:21,998 My costume's getting a lot of attention. 36 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,835 So apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. 37 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:27,462 I wish I had known that 38 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:30,048 before I used greasepaint for my mustache, 39 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:34,719 and I can't even take off my hat because then I'm Hitler. 40 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:40,475 (Chuckles evilly) 41 00:01:41,809 --> 00:01:44,062 Want to see a magic trick? 42 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:46,648 I'm going to make a pencil... 43 00:01:49,817 --> 00:01:51,319 Disappear. 44 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,468 Michael: Okay, I think we are set. 45 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:19,764 We have puzzles, string for cat's cradles. 46 00:02:20,014 --> 00:02:23,226 Burned this last night. Little road-trip cd. 47 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,769 Puppets. 48 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,523 Look at all this stuff. It's only seven hours. 49 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:31,276 Michael: When corporate found out that we were dating, they decided 50 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:32,944 they were going to transfer Holly back 51 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:34,946 to her old branch in nashua, New Hampshire. 52 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:37,365 Michael's taking a personal day to move me out. 53 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:38,533 Road trip! 54 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:39,826 Right? 55 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:42,203 Breaker 1-9, copy? 56 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:44,473 (In southern accent) Copy that, breaker! 57 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,583 Those Duke boys are at it again. 58 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:50,461 Hey, do not touch my radio. 59 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,130 We're not. Kidding. 60 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:53,798 We're not doing anything. 61 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:56,884 It's been a weird week since we found out I had a transfer. 62 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:59,578 Michael wanted me to quit and get some job here in Scranton, 63 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:02,032 and I said, "well, why don't you quit and get some job in nashua?" 64 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:03,284 And he said, "I asked you first," 65 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,934 and I said first at the same time he did, 66 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,477 and then I said, "jinx." 67 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:10,315 And then we never talked about it again 68 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:13,192 and haven't been back to the conversation, so... 69 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:15,862 All right, everybody, I am out of here. 70 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:17,405 Jim, you are in charge. 71 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:18,615 I'll walk you out. 72 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,408 You are quite the gentleman. 73 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:25,889 You can let people go a couple minutes early if you want. 74 00:03:25,913 --> 00:03:30,084 All right, we'll see. I am off to New York. 75 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:33,004 My brother Pete from Boston and my brother Tom from New Jersey 76 00:03:33,087 --> 00:03:36,424 are taking Pam and I out for lunch to celebrate the engagement. 77 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:39,344 Or maybe to beat me up. 78 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:40,707 I can never tell with those two. 79 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,263 (Car honking) 80 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:46,517 (Door opens) 81 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:49,020 Morning, temp. 82 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:50,146 Morning. 83 00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:52,231 Wow. Good morning, Dwight. 84 00:03:52,940 --> 00:03:55,234 I thought I'd go casual today. 85 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,736 Morning, everyone. 86 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,197 Good morning. 87 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:01,074 Hello. 88 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:04,577 How you doing? How are you, Phyllis? 89 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:05,787 (Chuckles) 90 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:07,789 Andy: That's funny. 91 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:11,626 Take that sweatshirt off. 92 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:14,087 (Laughs) 93 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,050 Hey, buddy. 94 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:20,134 Andy. 95 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,362 Do you remember when ijokingly 96 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,846 yelled at you to take your sweatshirt off? 97 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:28,309 Totally joking, but you should know those colors are sacred. 98 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:32,605 Not that I care, but if you're not a Cornell man, 99 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:33,791 you probably shouldn't wear them. 100 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:34,857 No, I get it. 101 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:38,695 I totally understand, and I just want to assure you that 102 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:42,573 I mean no disrespect. You see, I'm applying. 103 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,678 Come on. You think you could get into Cornell? 104 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,870 Well, if someone who barely outsells Phyllis 105 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,956 can get in, then I should be fine. 106 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:51,392 I'm sitting right here, Dwight. 107 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,476 I meant that as a compliment 108 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,169 to you, Phyllis, as well as a slight to Andy. 109 00:04:56,587 --> 00:04:58,673 Cornell is a good school, and I want to better myself 110 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:00,550 through higher education. 111 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,719 If it makes Andy angry, so be it. 112 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:08,909 Holly: I have to unpack this weekend, but maybe next weekend 113 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,768 we go to the outlets. Cool. 114 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,603 Mike, you driving this every weekend? 115 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,415 We're going to switch back and forth with the driving. 116 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,774 Sometimes we'll just meet in the middle. Be fun. 117 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:19,527 Wait a sec. I love this song. 118 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:21,738 (Country music playing) 119 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:28,369 (Singing) Life is a highway I wanna ride it all night long 120 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:37,754 if you're going my way I wanna drive it all night long 121 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:43,092 if you're going my way 122 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:45,428 hey, there. 123 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:49,557 So, how do you think we're going to do against penn this year? 124 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:51,934 Nathan Ford's arm looks pretty strong. 125 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:55,396 Well, he's had a pretty good season so far. Stop saying "we." 126 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:58,900 You did not go to Cornell, okay? 127 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:00,127 You're just doing this to screw with me. 128 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,152 Notso. 129 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:02,737 Cornell is an excellent school. 130 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:04,100 Without its agricultural program, 131 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:06,032 we probably wouldn't have cabbage, 132 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:07,658 at least not modern cabbage. 133 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:09,869 I know it's an excellent school, Dwight. 134 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:13,831 Iwent there. My blood runs big red. 135 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,335 Someday we'll both get together in comstock hall 136 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,796 and just laugh about all of this. 137 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,177 Hey. 138 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,720 Hey, future baby sis. 139 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:28,930 How are you, Tom? 140 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:30,097 Nice to see you. Good. 141 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:32,600 Pam: I asked Tom and Pete to come early so we could play 142 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:34,060 a prank on Jim at lunch. 143 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:35,520 Pretty awesome, right? 144 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:37,980 I think they're into the idea. 145 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,691 They're probably thinking, "that Pam beesly, 146 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,236 "she's the coolest sister-in-law on the planet. 147 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:47,281 "She's the best, the absolute best." 148 00:06:48,115 --> 00:06:50,117 Okay, so here's what I'm thinking. 149 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:54,163 I'm going to say that before ceramics class I took off my ring, 150 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,165 and then when I changed back out of my smock, 151 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,668 it wasn't in my pocket anymore and I lost it. 152 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:04,799 That's perfect. You know what would be even more hilarious? 153 00:07:04,882 --> 00:07:05,943 Remember that thing we did when 154 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,569 Jim was in high school with his girlfriend? 155 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:11,180 Right. That would be hilarious. 156 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:14,433 Yeah, we should totally dog her about being an artist, 157 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:15,643 never making any money. 158 00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:16,811 That is awesome. 159 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:19,730 Like, she basically has a hobby for a job. 160 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,107 Pete: Oh, yeah. 161 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:22,567 So, not the ring, then? 162 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,235 The... not doing the ring, though? 163 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,629 This is better. The other thing will get Jim... 164 00:07:25,653 --> 00:07:27,488 This is nice and it's fun. It's fun. 165 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:28,573 Okay, okay. 166 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,741 He hates it when we pick on his girlfriends. 167 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,076 Okay. 168 00:07:32,159 --> 00:07:34,203 They came up with that idea really fast. 169 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:39,584 This trip is longer than I thought. 170 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,019 Yeah, it did look shorter on the map. 171 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,169 (Yelling) 172 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:50,303 Hey. 173 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:52,096 (Sighs) 174 00:07:52,179 --> 00:07:53,806 Wow, I was having a nightmare. 175 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,766 You were sleeping? Yes. 176 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,226 You were talking before. 177 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,311 Was I? 178 00:07:58,394 --> 00:08:01,480 Really? Was I saying anything interesting? 179 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:02,940 Not really. 180 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:05,526 All right, what's the scoop? How far? 181 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:08,321 Four hours. Almost halfway there. 182 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:09,488 We're only halfway? 183 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:11,115 Halfway, okay. 184 00:08:11,198 --> 00:08:13,117 You know what I want to do? I want to pull over 185 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:14,560 and find a little bed and breakfast 186 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,329 for when we meet in the middle. 187 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:19,665 Emphasis on the bed and the breakfast. 188 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:22,710 Next exit isn't for 5 miles. 189 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:24,211 Let's check there. 190 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:27,131 Hey, guys. How are you? 191 00:08:27,214 --> 00:08:29,050 Good to see you. Hi. 192 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:31,302 Nice to see you again, Pam. 193 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:33,512 Pam, I haven't seen you in so, so long. 194 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:38,225 All right, so now we can sit 195 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,270 and get comfortable. 196 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:47,526 There's nothing out here, man. 197 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:48,736 Michael: Yeah. 198 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:52,865 I don't know. I just imagined a hotel right here, 199 00:08:53,574 --> 00:08:57,453 pool over here, little breakfast place 200 00:08:57,536 --> 00:08:59,622 with really good bacon. Just_ 201 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:05,336 (Country music playing) 202 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:08,839 (Increasing volume) 203 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,008 Here we go. Fourth time's the charm. 204 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:15,513 (Singing) Life's like a road where... 205 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:17,682 It's one day here and the next day there 206 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:20,017 sometimes you deal with the things you don't 207 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,812 sometimes you... walk 208 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:23,997 there's a world out there... 209 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,106 (Sobbing) 210 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:26,732 (Turns off stereo) 211 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:30,569 Hey, are you crying? 212 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:35,116 Allergies? 213 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,702 Did Darryl touch you? 214 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:38,953 What? 215 00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:41,288 No. Darryl did not touch me. 216 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,666 Can we just keep going, please? 217 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,442 Michael: What's the matter? 218 00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:54,301 No. It's not going to work. 219 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,886 There's too much distance. Sure it is. 220 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,222 No, no, no. It's going to work. It'll be fine. 221 00:09:58,305 --> 00:10:00,641 Michael, we've only been dating each other for a few weeks. 222 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,893 Listen to me, I like you so much. 223 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,020 I like you, too. 224 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,943 And I've dated almost four women in the last... 225 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,898 I dated four guys last year, too. 226 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,484 Not last... no, in, like, the last 10 years 227 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:16,907 I've dated almost four women, and you are so far above them, it is stupid. 228 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,743 Michael, no, don't. It is... 229 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,346 Don't make it harder than it has to be. 230 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:23,456 That's what she said. 231 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:26,333 Holly thinks that this relationship is over. 232 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,960 Well, you know what? 233 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,212 I am not going to give up that easy. 234 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,757 I'm going to make this way harder than it needs to be. 235 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,722 Take that down. 236 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:40,805 Excuse me? 237 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,184 Take that down. 238 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,561 You know, I once dated a couple guys from Cornell. 239 00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:47,524 They were really nice. They gave me a ride home. 240 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:49,815 I seriously doubt that anyone from Cornell dated you. 241 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,526 It's pronounced "colonel." It's the highest rank in the military. 242 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:56,614 It's pronounced "Cornell." It's the highest rank in the Ivy league. 243 00:10:56,697 --> 00:11:00,576 Andy, let's just talk about this man to man after work. 244 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:01,970 Fine. What do you say, okay? 245 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,579 Yeah. Good. Can we... 246 00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:07,958 (Laughs in frustration) 247 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,376 That's big red bear. 248 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,046 That's a bobble big red bear. God! 249 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,804 And if you leave on Friday by 5:00, 250 00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:22,473 you'll be rolling in at midnight at best... 251 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:23,556 Yeah. 252 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,684 And then sleep in Saturday. 253 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,937 That only leaves us less than 24 hours 254 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,289 before you have to go back again. 255 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:30,397 Okay. Okay. 256 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:33,484 I will talk to you on the Bluetooth the entire trip 257 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:36,028 so we're talking constantly all the way. 258 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,989 I'll tell you everything that I see, everything that I pass by, 259 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,133 things that I witness on the road. 260 00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,158 Well... 261 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,410 Maybe I'll see an accident one weekend. 262 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:44,745 How long can we keep that up? 263 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:45,830 Years. 264 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:47,331 Years? Yeah. 265 00:11:47,414 --> 00:11:50,000 Years of just a few hours every weekend? 266 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,836 Here's my wish, 267 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,672 I want you to meet a great guy and I want you to be happy. 268 00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:57,924 Thank you. 269 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,136 My wish has come true, incidentally, 270 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,931 because you've met me and you are happy. 271 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,809 Clever, Mike. 272 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:10,354 So, Pam, how much money does an artist make 273 00:12:10,437 --> 00:12:11,814 after they leave art school? 274 00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,275 Yeah, not a lot of money in the arts, right? 275 00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:15,734 That's not really true. 276 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,088 There's a lot of things you can do with an art degree, actually. 277 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,655 Maybe Pam should pay the check 278 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:22,074 by drawing a picture on this napkin. 279 00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:25,953 Wow, that's a little rude. 280 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,078 What's your deal? 281 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,706 Hey, just having fun, Jimmy. 282 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,124 Tom: Yeah. Right, Pam? 283 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,550 You know what? I think we're a great couple. 284 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,010 I think we are a classic couple. 285 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:43,304 I think we are like Romeo and Juliet. 286 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:47,099 I think we go together so well. 287 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,185 We're like peanut butter and jelly. 288 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,228 Don't you think? I do. I think so, Mike. 289 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,039 Well, then don't do it. Please don't do this! 290 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,148 Please don't do this! 291 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,151 Hey, what's up? Just thought I'd try you. 292 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:58,903 Thinking about that story where 293 00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:01,363 you ran into the girl you used to baby-sit. 294 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:02,841 I don't know what I am gonna do. 295 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:03,967 Darryl: Please call me back. 296 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:04,992 Please... I promise you. 297 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,261 I'm not going to be okay. Please... 298 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,285 No, I won't. 299 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,831 I'm not strong. I'll go back to jan, and I hate jan. 300 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,709 Oh, god. 301 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,421 You might be... 302 00:13:17,504 --> 00:13:18,631 What? 303 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,175 Dwight... 304 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,570 Andy, I've been meaning to ask you. 305 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,429 Which a cappella group should ijoin? 306 00:13:25,512 --> 00:13:29,183 The harmoniacs? Or the do-re-migos? 307 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:35,940 Assuming you had the voice to be in any of them, it's irrelevant, 308 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,108 because I called admissions and it looks like 309 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:41,487 I will be conducting your university interview. 310 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,340 That's a conflict of interest. 311 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,740 Yeah. Big one. 312 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,326 80 should I not let you in now? 313 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,578 Or do you want to do the interview 314 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,413 and then I won't let you in? 315 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,125 Intervievv. Excehent 316 00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:01,298 when the hour glass strikes 3:00, then in the room 317 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,550 whence employees confer. 318 00:14:05,552 --> 00:14:06,595 What? The conference room. 319 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,763 Okay. 320 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,145 Who are your role models? 321 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,207 If I had to put Dwight's chances into a percentage, 322 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:20,150 I would say he has none percent chance. 323 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,736 So, Dane cook, 324 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:28,242 Jack Bauer and Eli Whitney. 325 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,913 You're doing great. 326 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,416 (Man singing) Life is a highway 327 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:38,585 I wanna ride it all night long 328 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,296 (turns off music) 329 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:45,884 Oh, wow. This is my niece Vanessa. 330 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,387 She's a trumpeter, and look at her. 331 00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:49,930 Cute. That must be really fun 332 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,849 for you and Marci, huh? Yep. 333 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,268 She only knows how to play when the saints go marching in. 334 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,352 I love that one. 335 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,645 Yeah, but she doesn't think 336 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,189 she's going to be, like, a career musician, right? 337 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,955 Here we go again. What is your deal today? 338 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,860 I'm just saying how many famous trumpeters 339 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,737 can you name besides Louis Armstrong? 340 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,821 Miles Davis. One. 341 00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:07,197 Chet something. Half. 342 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,881 The point is, Pam, that there are jobs... 343 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,993 Dizzy Gillespie. Also good. 344 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,263 And there are hobbies. I love baseball more than anything, 345 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,015 but you don't see me trying to get on the mets. 346 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,558 You don't. Pete, you couldn't make the mets. 347 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,666 She's at Pratt. 348 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,084 You played jv baseball. 349 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,586 Will you lighten up a little bit? 350 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,938 I'm just calling it like I see it. 351 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,273 I don't know if I'm going to make any money 352 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,441 with art. Pam, don't worry about it. 353 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,217 I mean, it's a very competitive field, but I have a professor 354 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,653 who says that I have a lot of promise, 355 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:31,180 and if I don't try now, I never will, so... 356 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,224 Guys, what is going on? 357 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,934 (Both laughing) 358 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,980 We pranked you. 359 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,148 It was Pam's idea. 360 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:44,026 Pam was the mastermind. 361 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,152 Got you. 362 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:49,323 Pete: That was killer. I was so close to blowing it. 363 00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,052 Let's see how well you know your big red history. 364 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,077 Bring it. 365 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,745 Who was Cornell's eighth president? 366 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,163 Dale Raymond corson. 367 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:59,007 I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Cornell's seventh president was, in fact, 368 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,584 James a. Perkins. 369 00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,795 "Comprehension skills subpar." 370 00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:07,091 "Interviewing skills, subpar" 371 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,258 what are you writing? 372 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,722 You can't even give Cornell your full attention. 373 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,179 On the contrary, I'm helping Cornell 374 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,972 by evaluating their interviewers. 375 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,725 Nobody wants that to happen. 376 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,227 Well, when they get my evaluation, 377 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,895 we'll see if they're interested. 378 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,816 "Applicant is attempting to blackmail interviewer, 379 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,901 "showing low moral character." 380 00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,611 "Interviewer is threatening applicant 381 00:16:27,694 --> 00:16:29,571 "with an arbitrary review process." 382 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,490 "Applicant is wasting everyone's time 383 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,700 "with stupid and inane accusations." 384 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:36,370 "Interviewer has suspect motives." 385 00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:40,457 "Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid." 386 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,669 "Interviewer has turned off apphcanfs interest in Cornell 387 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:47,131 "and they are going to go to the vastly superior dartmouth." 388 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,257 Ever heard of it? 389 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,716 I think I have everything I need. 390 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,135 I think I have everything I need. 391 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,946 You'll be hearing from the Cornell application department. 392 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,031 And you will be hearing from the Cornell application department. 393 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,974 And you will not be pleased with the result! 394 00:16:57,057 --> 00:17:01,353 And your affiliation with Cornell will end completely. 395 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,731 That is all, sir. You may go. 396 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,372 There's another Dolly in the truck, Mike. 397 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,583 You can take more than that lamp. 398 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,462 For the record, I wanted to go another direction, 399 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,880 which was way better. 400 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:30,174 Well, I'll be the judge of that. 401 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,341 What do you got? 402 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,677 Okay, I lost my engagement ring 403 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,263 in ceramics class, left it in my smock. 404 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:39,016 I had this whole thing where I go back to class, 405 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:42,269 wrongly accuse another girl. Look, I even used makeup 406 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,496 to put a ring around my finger. 407 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,563 You can hardly see it. 408 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,315 It's very subtle. That is good. 409 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,398 Thank you. 410 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:48,501 Truthfully, anything would have been 411 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,902 better than that prank. 412 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,612 (Cell phone rings) 413 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:56,742 Text message from my brother. "Pam cool. Welcome to the family." 414 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,845 Hey, how about at Thanksgiving 415 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,662 we "prank" Tom about being bald? 416 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,247 This is the last of it. 417 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,041 That's mine, actually. 418 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,335 Maybe put it back in the truck. 419 00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:07,920 You're not staying? 420 00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,338 You know, I have some things 421 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,006 I need to do this weekend. 422 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,633 I just remembered, so... 423 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,219 I'll just ride back with you. 424 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,613 But you want me to put it back in the truck? 425 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,388 I'll be down in just a sec. 426 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,935 Holly? 427 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,316 I think I'm going to go back with Darryl. 428 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,494 Okay. 429 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,789 Okay, bye. 430 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,606 I know it's hard, Mike. 431 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,735 Breakups hurt. 432 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,446 We didn't break up. 433 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:18,365 Looked like it. 434 00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:27,624 Sometimes when I'm down like this, it helps to sing the blues. 435 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,876 Okay. 436 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,839 (Humming popular blues tune) 437 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,802 That's a really pretty song. 438 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,347 No, no, check it out, look. 439 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,807 (Humming) 440 00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:45,601 Okay. When I do that... 441 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,412 That's when you hit me with what's getting you down. 442 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:48,604 All right. 443 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:50,897 (Humming) 444 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:52,733 (Humming) 445 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,739 No, wait, you're supposed to... 446 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,074 Never mind. 447 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:04,161 (Both continue humming) 448 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,082 (Humming in high pitch) 449 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,084 (Humming in high pitch) 450 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,296 Yeah. 451 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:17,799 Yeah. 452 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,432 (Whistling) 453 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,770 Well, I thought I'd come in casual today. 454 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:34,107 Man, hungry. Anyone else feel like a beet? 455 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,360 Where did you get those? 456 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,819 What, these? 457 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,156 Bernard farms. Best beets in the state. 458 00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:43,158 I see what you are doing, 459 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,243 but I do not know where you are going with this. 460 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:49,373 Well, you will as soon as you visit my new beet farm. 461 00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:57,774 You're supposed to cook these, aren't you? 462 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:58,840 (Scoffs) 463 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,092 Cornell.