1 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:11,302 What is this? 2 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:12,929 Happy holidays, Dwight. 3 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:15,140 But do not open it till Christmas. 4 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:17,809 You're so pathetic. How long did this take you, three hours? 5 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:21,104 Five minutes, actually. I'm a black belt in gift wrapping. 6 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,272 Yeah, no such thing. 7 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:25,233 They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid. 8 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:27,102 Well, I hope it was worth it, 9 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:29,863 because I'm going to take it apart in about five minutes. 10 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:31,882 I think it'll take you a little bit longer than that. 11 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:35,118 Really. If I can skin a mule deer in less than 10 minutes, 12 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:37,495 I ought to be able to cut my... 13 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,869 I'm sorry. It's the largest one I have. 14 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:20,455 I will not be the big guy in the tiny hat. 15 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:23,541 This is the first Christmas party 16 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,919 I'm throwing as head of the party planning committee. 17 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:28,838 The theme is nights in Morocco. 18 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,925 This isn't your grandmother's Christmas party. 19 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:33,885 Unless of course she's from Morocco, 20 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:35,720 in which case it's very accurate. 21 00:01:35,803 --> 00:01:39,349 Hey, Phyllis, do I need this invite to get into the party? 22 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:40,850 Yes. Awesome. 23 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:45,021 I think this is going to be the best Christmas party ever. 24 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:51,069 Angela, you're going to move this for the party, right? 25 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:52,737 It's not on theme. 26 00:01:52,820 --> 00:01:54,739 It's the nativity scene. 27 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:57,283 All right. 28 00:01:57,325 --> 00:02:00,745 You can keep your camel, sheep, elephant... hey. 29 00:02:00,828 --> 00:02:02,228 And the north African king can stay. 30 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:05,416 Everything else goes in the drawer. 31 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:09,546 I am not going to judge Phyllis for desecrating Christmas. 32 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,422 There is one person who will, though, 33 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:13,508 and Phyllis just stuffed him into a drawer. 34 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:15,009 I need you to get rid of the tree. 35 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,011 But... but... thank you. 36 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,473 Phyllis: Oh, I don't think it's blackmail. 37 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,850 Angela just does what I ask her to do 38 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:27,105 so I won't tell everyone that she's cheating on Andy with Dwight. 39 00:02:27,188 --> 00:02:28,940 I think for it to be blackmail, 40 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:31,067 it would have to be a formal letter. 41 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:40,702 Ah, you brought in your doll collection. 42 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:42,620 These are not dolls, Jim. 43 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:45,873 These are commodities, same as gold or oil. 44 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:47,584 Every year, I do research to determine 45 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,628 which toy will be the most popular of the Christmas season. 46 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:54,299 This year, it's a doll. Half-girl, half-unicorn. 47 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:58,219 Catchphrase, "my horn can Pierce the sky!" 48 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,555 Pathetic. 49 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:04,475 I bought out every store in the area over the last couple of weeks. 50 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:06,894 And as lazy parents become more desperate, 51 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:09,314 I will sell them at an enormous profit. 52 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,442 Isn't that right, Princess? 53 00:03:13,901 --> 00:03:14,920 That's the Christmas spirit. 54 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:16,529 I am simply punishing those parents 55 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:19,240 that would wait till the last minute to give their child a gift, 56 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,159 and such a genetically improbable one. 57 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,910 Look at that. How does that happen? 58 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,787 The king has sex with a unicorn? 59 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,623 Man with a horn has sex with a royal horse? 60 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,166 Yes. Hey, is that Princess unicorn? 61 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,626 I thought they were all sold out. 62 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,252 Cool. They are now. 63 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:34,213 (Singing) My horn can Pierce the sky! 64 00:03:35,923 --> 00:03:38,343 (Moroccan music playing on stereo) 65 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:45,767 This is equal parts scotch, absinthe, rum, gin, 66 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:49,604 vermouth, triple sec, and two packs of splenda. 67 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:51,939 Call it a "one of everything." 68 00:03:56,319 --> 00:04:00,031 Oh, my god! 69 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:01,366 (Laughing) 70 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:02,867 Hit me again! All right. 71 00:04:02,950 --> 00:04:04,190 One more time around the block. 72 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,830 I will Grant you one wish. 73 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:11,709 I wish you would stop rubbing that lamp in that creepy way. 74 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,962 Stupid. Everybody knows to ask for 100 more wishes. 75 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:16,130 Dumb. 76 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:17,215 (Laughing) 77 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,425 (String instrument playing) 78 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:25,890 Hey, hey, ang, check it out. 79 00:04:25,973 --> 00:04:32,730 (Singing) There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance 80 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,983 really, Andy? It's Christmas, 81 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:38,361 and you're singing about nudity and France. 82 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:46,202 There's a hole in the wall where the men can see it all 83 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:50,540 Jim, check that out. What is it? 84 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:53,042 That is vodka, and I mixed it with orange juice. 85 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,211 I call it an "orange vodjuiceka." 86 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,216 Wow, that is delicious. Yeah. 87 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:02,261 I can't believe no one's thought of that. I know! 88 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:07,807 (Exclaiming) 89 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,026 Belly dancing. 90 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:21,779 $120, $180, $200. 91 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,114 All right. 92 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:25,616 Oh, thank you so much. My daughter is going to love this. 93 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,618 Oh.sogmd I could help. Thanks. 94 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,036 Merry Christmas. You, too. 95 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,873 (Singing) Fa la la la, la la, ka-ching 96 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:38,713 oh. So this is what every day would be like if you hadn't left India? 97 00:05:43,050 --> 00:05:44,385 Stanley: She's burning. 98 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:45,654 (All exclaiming) Pam: Oh, my god! 99 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:48,473 Michael: We got a live one! On fire! 100 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,684 (Screaming) 101 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,318 I'm all right. I'm all right. 102 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:04,739 (Strumming) 103 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:14,123 Sorry. 104 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:16,918 We're back on the 5th. Should we just do it then? 105 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:20,421 Cannot do it then, monthly dental appointment. 106 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:21,672 Soft teeth. 107 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,591 What about February 2nd? 108 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,968 Would you want to do it on groundhog day? 109 00:06:26,093 --> 00:06:29,430 No. No. I celebrate privately. That's right. 110 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,516 Why don't we just do it now? We'll do it quickly. 111 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:33,599 Now? It's our Christmas party. We'll do it quickly. 112 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:34,787 Well, what if we can't do it quickly? 113 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,079 (In mocking tone) "What if we can't do it quickly? 114 00:06:36,103 --> 00:06:37,855 "What if we can't do it?" 115 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:40,650 Do you know how to do an intervention? 116 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,151 Hey, shut up. 117 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,736 Here we go. Everybody, gather up. 118 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,197 An intervention, it's sort of hard to describe, 119 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:50,243 but, really, it's a coming together. 120 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:55,623 It's a surprise party for people who have addictions. 121 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,836 And you get in their face and you scream at them, 122 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:03,381 and you make them feel really badly about themselves. 123 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:04,674 And then they stop. 124 00:07:05,132 --> 00:07:06,860 It looks like we're going to be here for a while, 125 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:09,262 so why don't you make a little plate of hummus for everyone? 126 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:11,931 Little triangles of pita, toasted on both side, 127 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:13,432 fanned so you can easily grab them. 128 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,643 I know... and napkins, fanned. 129 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:20,147 Okay. How do you feel? 130 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,941 Little better. I threw up. 131 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:25,194 Tmi. Fire girl. 132 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,407 Toosoon yeah. 133 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,909 Okay, you know what I thought we should do 134 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:34,453 is have a quick intervention and then get back to the party. 135 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:37,373 Michael, we're only allowed to talk about Meredith's work performance. 136 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:38,916 We cannot ask her to stop drinking. 137 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,751 I am not asking her to stop drinking. 138 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:44,922 I am imploring her to quit being an alcoholic. 139 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,132 I'm not an alcoholic. 140 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:48,050 Yeah, obviously you are. 141 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:51,738 Okay, everybody who thinks that Meredith is an alcoholic, 142 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:53,055 please raise your hands. 143 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,932 Aye. The ayes have it. 144 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,727 I don't care what everyone thinks. 145 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,855 I know I am not an alcoholic. 146 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:03,232 All right, well, 147 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:06,027 let's look at this a little bit closer, then, shall we? 148 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:10,865 When I was in college, I used to get wicked hammered. 149 00:08:12,199 --> 00:08:15,119 My nickname was "puke." I would chug a fifth of so-co, 150 00:08:15,202 --> 00:08:19,874 sneak into a frat party, Polish off a few people's empties, 151 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,919 some brewskies, some jell-o shots, 152 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,463 do some body shots off myself, 153 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:27,965 pass out, wake up the next morning, 154 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:32,345 boot, rally, more so-co, head to class. 155 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:35,365 Probably would have gotten expelled if I'd let it affect my grades, 156 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:38,476 but I aced all my courses. They called me "ace." 157 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:42,271 It was totally awesome. I got straight bs. They called me "buzz." 158 00:08:43,147 --> 00:08:46,609 Meredith, "have you ever used alcohol to alter your mood 159 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,778 "or deliberately change your state of mind?" 160 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:49,904 Sure. 161 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:52,090 "Do you sometimes have a drink to celebrate 162 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:54,492 "a special occasion or Mark a holiday?" 163 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:55,910 Obviously. 164 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:59,121 "Have you ever, under the influence of alcohol, 165 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,832 "questioned the teachings of the mormon church?" 166 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:05,086 Where did you get this? I got it on a website. That's not important. 167 00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:06,605 Michael, we should contact some experts. 168 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,005 You don't know what you're doing. 169 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:11,509 Okay, you know what, Toby? One of my employees is undergoing a crisis, 170 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:13,344 and I wish, for just once, 171 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:15,304 you would take my side on this. 172 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,056 I'm doing your job, man. 173 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:19,266 Hey, are you texting? 174 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,185 Yeah, 'cause this is kind of a drag. 175 00:09:21,268 --> 00:09:23,854 Alcohol is a drag, yes. Here's what I'd like to do. 176 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:28,025 I'd like to go around the room and have us each express to Meredith 177 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,736 how her alcoholism has affected us. 178 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:34,031 I'll begin. This Christmas party 179 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:37,868 is perhaps the best Christmas party I have ever been to. 180 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:41,455 But then you got so drunk that we had to stop and do this. 181 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:43,958 That's how your drinking affected me. 182 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:48,254 Anybody else? Another time when Meredith's drinking affected you? 183 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,757 Come on, people. If we don't say anything, 184 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,509 she's not going to get any better. 185 00:09:53,592 --> 00:09:55,136 Yes, Kevin. 186 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:57,805 Well, Meredith, there was that one time 187 00:09:57,888 --> 00:09:59,682 that you bought movie tickets 188 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:02,101 and then you got too drunk to go, 189 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:06,272 so you gave them to me, and that was really cool. 190 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:09,608 That's... you didn't... You weren't hurt by that. 191 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,861 Yeah, you said "affected" by it. 192 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,213 Thanks again, Meredith. You're welcome. 193 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:15,364 Michael: No, that's not what we're going for. 194 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:19,118 Who has a problem with Meredith's drinking? It has to bother you. 195 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:22,288 It bothers me, right? How does it bother you? 196 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,248 Dwight, don't you have anything? 197 00:10:24,331 --> 00:10:26,250 No. I like Meredith. 198 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:27,918 Actually, I don't care for Meredith, 199 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,046 but I don't believe in this kind of thing. 200 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:33,340 In the schrute family, we believe in a five-fingered intervention. 201 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:37,845 Awareness, education, control, acceptance and punching. 202 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,222 Who's going to tell us the latest dirtyjoke? 203 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,743 Who is going to tell us what you watched on television last night? 204 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,268 I am fine. 205 00:10:44,351 --> 00:10:48,105 Was John belushi fine? Was Bob hope fine? 206 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,692 Hey, come here. 207 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,530 If anything ever happened to you, 208 00:10:56,614 --> 00:11:00,701 I would be very angry at myself for not doing all that I could do. 209 00:11:01,368 --> 00:11:04,663 I know I drink. I like to party. 210 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,582 I want you to say, "I'm an alcoholic." 211 00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:09,126 I'm not an alcoholic! 212 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,003 You can say it as loudly as you want, 213 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,297 but we're not going to believe you. 214 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:17,718 I was waiting until later to hand out this year's gifts from corporate. 215 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,473 I don't think they're appropriate anymore. 216 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:25,017 (Door opens) 217 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:29,605 Please stop making me do these things. 218 00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:31,482 Sorry, it's your job. 219 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:33,651 But it's the season of mercy. 220 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,987 You never showed me mercy when you were in charge. 221 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,740 Why aren't you wearing the hairnet? 222 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,158 I lost it. 223 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:44,829 Fine. 224 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,962 Okay. Nice. 225 00:11:56,132 --> 00:12:00,928 I don't mind telling you that I have an addiction. I do. 226 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,096 To porn. 227 00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:05,516 (All groaning) Michael: All right, no, no, no, no. 228 00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:09,270 That is... the image, I think we can all agree, is very disgusting, 229 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:11,689 but you know what, Meredith? 230 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:16,527 You lit your hair on fire today. What about tomorrow? 231 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:20,573 What is going to happen when you come into work and you're dead? 232 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,200 I stab her in the brain with a wooden stick. 233 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,411 There are several ways to kill a zombie, 234 00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:29,248 but the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick. 235 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:32,710 Everyone in this room loves you. 236 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:36,130 But Mark my words, we are not going to support your alcoholism anymore. 237 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,549 The next time you light yourself on fire, 238 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:41,177 we are not going to help put you out. 239 00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:44,722 Oh, as fire marshal, I would have to. 240 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,265 Dwight. She is a hazard 241 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,976 to the other people of the office. Okay. 242 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:52,688 I suppose I could do it if it was a controlled burn in a well-ventilated area. 243 00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:54,541 Yeah, but you're going to need a permit for that. 244 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,400 Right. That'll take a couple weeks. 245 00:12:56,483 --> 00:12:57,651 I can get you one in an hour. 246 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,613 Dwight: Really? Okay, you know, this is over. 247 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:01,739 Stanley: I agree. 248 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:05,242 I think you did the best you could, but this is bigger than all of us. 249 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:10,289 Enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler. 250 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:12,583 It's Christmas, and we are turning our back 251 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:15,211 on somebody who is asking for help. 252 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,463 You know what the only thing I want for Christmas? 253 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:21,091 I want Meredith to get better. That's my only wish. 254 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,736 But you know what? My wishes never come true. 255 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,720 So I'm not going to wish that on her. 256 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:26,889 A watch would be nice. 257 00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:33,125 They've been in there for 45 minutes. 258 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,271 I know. 259 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,941 If she wasn't an alcoholic before, she is now. 260 00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:40,277 That's a halwa shebakia cookie. 261 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,321 They serve it during ramadan. 262 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:46,116 Stanley: Mmm. Chewy. 263 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,494 (Strumming noisily) 264 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,167 Hey. 265 00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,714 What's up? Do you take requests? 266 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,258 Sure. Please stop, 267 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,052 because we're having a Christmas party. 268 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,304 (Door opens) 269 00:14:21,568 --> 00:14:23,570 I'll be down in a minute. 270 00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:29,660 Could you write down the number 271 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:32,413 of that rehabilitation center that you mentioned? 272 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,373 Sure. Wow. 273 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,136 (Door opens and closes) 274 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,804 (Soft music playing on radio) 275 00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:50,180 We just missed poor Richard's. 276 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,307 Yeah. We did? 277 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,368 I thought we were going out for a drink. Oh, shoot. 278 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:57,521 Oh, well, we'll have to go some place else, then, I guess. 279 00:14:57,604 --> 00:14:58,647 The bog. 280 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,065 Yeah. Coopefls. 281 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,525 We could go there. Kelly's. 282 00:15:01,608 --> 00:15:03,027 Sure. Brixx's. 283 00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,445 Yes. Yes. Carmen's. 284 00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,822 Fort, Andy Gavin's. I have a new place. 285 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,366 It must have just opened up. 286 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,201 Yeah, recently. 287 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,454 Yeah. All right. All right. 288 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,290 All right, enough of this Christmas crap. 289 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,459 Let's just get some party music. Yeah! 290 00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:20,312 (Dance music playing on stereo) Yeah, there you go. 291 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,545 Yeah! 292 00:15:21,628 --> 00:15:22,628 That's good. 293 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,132 Yeah, that's better. Party girl. 294 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:27,384 Hey, Sasha, it's daddy. 295 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:30,888 Have you ever heard of this doll Princess unicorn? 296 00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:34,058 Sasha: (Screa ming) Daddy, daddy, daddyu nope, no, no. 297 00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:37,269 (Chuckling) No. I'm just curious if you heard of it. 298 00:15:37,644 --> 00:15:41,482 This is great. My ex-wife's going to be so pissed. 299 00:15:42,649 --> 00:15:45,652 (Chuckling) For once, daddy's going to be a hero. 300 00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,449 $200. 301 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,869 Hey, I'd like to buy one of your dolls. 302 00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:55,579 Oh, that's my last one. 303 00:15:55,662 --> 00:15:57,206 Oh, no. 304 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,459 (Stammering) No, no. I was going to buy that doll. 305 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,668 Thanks, man. 306 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,629 I was going to get the doll. 307 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,299 Not my problem. But I... 308 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,219 I promised my daughter. Darryl, look, hey... 309 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,014 I need the doll. I need the doll. 310 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,266 (Stammering) I'm begging you. I just... 311 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,686 I need it more than anything in the world. I need this doll. 312 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:21,939 Darryl, man, I need this doll. 313 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:25,192 Okay, all right, man. Don't cry. It's cool. 314 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,530 I'll let you get it for $400. 315 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,116 I only have two. 316 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,992 You can owe me. 317 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,537 (Chuckling happily) Oh, man. Thanks. Thanks. 318 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,670 Thank you. I know, right? Merry Christmas. 319 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:47,172 Oh, thanks. She's going to... 320 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,719 Something wrong with the doll? 321 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,055 No, it's... 322 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,726 (Stammering) It's even better than the one I wanted. 323 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,565 (Dance music playing on stereo) 324 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,821 Meredith: Sunrise rehab? No! No! 325 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,739 No! I told you no! Yes. 326 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,825 There is no way! No. It's okay. 327 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,261 Michael: It's all right. No way! There is no way! 328 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,120 Meredith, we're doing this for your own good. 329 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,997 Okay, come on. No way! 330 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,100 There is no way! Here we go. This is going to be good. 331 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,709 It's going to be... No way! I told you. 332 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:24,835 We talked about this! 333 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,396 Open the door. There is absolutely no way! 334 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,796 Here we go. No, no way! 335 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,756 No! There is no way! No! 336 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,840 No! I am not going in there! All right. Here we go. 337 00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,069 Yes, you are. I am not going in there! 338 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,303 Yes, you are! 339 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,156 (Shushing) Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, 340 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:39,099 wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 341 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,664 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just wait. Calm down, calm down. 342 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,147 (Panting) Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 343 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,774 Meredith: No! No! 344 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,985 (Meredith babbling) 345 00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,529 Come on! No! No! 346 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:53,733 There is no way! Here we go. 347 00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:54,924 There is no way! Almost at the door. 348 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:56,426 Here's the door. There is no way! There is no way! 349 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,535 No! No! Let's start meeting... 350 00:17:58,619 --> 00:17:59,912 Hello. No! 351 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,455 This man is crazy! How are you? 352 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,765 This man is crazy! Can I help you? 353 00:18:02,789 --> 00:18:05,250 I have a deposit, amohohc no! No! No! 354 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,128 So do I sign? (Screaming) No! 355 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,173 I need you to put the Christmas tree back up. 356 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,382 It's outside. 357 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,568 I didn't ask you where it was. 358 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,094 I told you where it needs to be. 359 00:18:16,803 --> 00:18:18,347 Shut up. 360 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,640 Excuse me? 361 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,392 I'm not moving the tree. Faceit 362 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,936 the only power you have over me 363 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:27,064 is this little secret that I know you're not going to tell. 364 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,583 Oh, and you want to know how I know that? 365 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:32,110 Because then you won't be able to plan your stupid, tacky parties anymore. 366 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,987 So you move the tree. 367 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,246 Okay. 368 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,255 Angela's having sex with Dwight. 369 00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:58,470 I caught them doing it after Toby's going-away party. 370 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,978 Vveh, don%look so surprised. 371 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,106 I knew it. You did not know it. 372 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,817 I knew some of it. Everyone knew some of it. 373 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,860 It's Christmas. 374 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,738 Youknewjt thank you. 375 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,782 I knew it. She knew it. 376 00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:23,704 Michael: As it turns out, you can't just check someone into rehab against their will. 377 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,081 They have to do it voluntarily. 378 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,834 They have to hit rock bottom. 379 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,378 So I think I know what I need to do at this point. 380 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:36,216 I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. 381 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:41,597 Um, I think I can do it. I did it with jan. 382 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,685 All right, everybody's still here, perfect! 383 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,229 I've got a little surprise I've been working on. 384 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:52,316 Angela, my bride, I just wanted you to know 385 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:57,195 that for the rest of our lives, no matter the cultural milieu, 386 00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:02,659 I will always be there to bring you some Christmas cheer. 387 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:07,289 (Singing) Deck the halls with boughs of Holly fa la la la la, la la la la 388 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:12,586 'tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la, la la la la 389 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:17,591 Don we now our gay apparel fa la la, la la la 390 00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:22,596 troll the little old yuletide Carol 391 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,766 (vocalizing) 392 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,731 (Laughs) 393 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,196 I think I'd like to go home now. 394 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:40,405 Sure. 395 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,659 (Groans comically) 396 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,202 Tough room. 397 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,497 Come on, I just learned it. 398 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,708 Just so you know, protocol is a little round of applause, but... 399 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:55,921 "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night."