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What's this?

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Looks like a red wire.

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Well...

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It wasn't here before.

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It's a computer, Dwight.
I mean, computers have wires.

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Yours doesn't.

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Doesn't it?

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It's going in a different
direction than the other wires.

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Dwight, I'm really busy. I
can't talk about this anymore.

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(Ripping)

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Dwight, get out of here.
Just shut up, Phyllis.

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Stanley: What are you doing?

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I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea
market out by dunmore high school.

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Twenty bucks for
the whole spool.

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Crazy. What a deal.

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Oh! He'll be fine.
I made it up there.

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What you talking 'bout, Wallace?

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Da vid: Hi, Michael.
How are you?

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I'm well. How are you?

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Very good.

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So, listen, as you know,

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we haven't yet filled
the regional supervisor job.

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Oh, have you not? Correct.

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And I was wondering if I could
get you to do some of the fieldwork

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that would normally go
to the supervisor.

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Okay. There's an area from
carbondale to marshbrook...

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Yeah... where we've
never done any business.

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There's a small company
there, prince paper.

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I can't get a report on it

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because it's not
a public company,

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but we've been talking
about going after their market,

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so I was hoping you could
do some fact-finding for me.

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Okay.

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I'll fax over some of the
things we're looking for, okay?

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Fax? Why don't you just
send it over on a dinosaur?

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(Chuckles)

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This is important, Michael.

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Oh! Well, then e-mail it, David.

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You've got no taste,
Stanley Hudson.

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Oh, I do.

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What are you guys talking about?

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Some actress, whether she's hot.

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Who's the gal in question?

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Hilary swank.

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Ah! Hilary swank.

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Not at all.

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She's got mean eyes.

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Have you seen her
with her bangs?

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She looks like a monster.

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Guys, she is
a beautiful movie star,

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so maybe we should
just go to work.

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She is an amazing actress.

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That's not the question.
She's not hot.

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Yeah. Thank you, Phyllis.
Jim: Okay, okay, okay.

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Why don't we just
put this to a vote,

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and then we'll be done with it?

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I'm not voting. No one cares.

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Who thinks that hilary
swank is hot? Raise your hand.

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Okay, and who thinks that hilary
swank is not hot? Raise your hand.

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Five. Five to five.

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Thank you,
accounting department.

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So, what do we do now?

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What if the owner of prince family
paper has a beautiful daughter,

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and we have to seduce her
in order to get their secrets?

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I will seduce her.

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No, I want to seduce her.
I'll seduce her.

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Let me seduce her. Michael,
please. No, no, no. I got it.

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You'll fall in love with her.

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Yeah? So what if I did?

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That would take precedence,
and I would expect your support.

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Okay, so let's go over
the plan again.

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Mmm-hmm. All right. I
am a local business owner.

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I need to buy paper.

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I find out everything about
their prices and policies.

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Your fictitious name?
Michael scarn.

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Good. I am a paper
salesman looking for a new job.

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I find out everything about
their expenses and salaries.

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Okay. Then we
meet at the Denny's,

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and we compare notes. No.
No. I never said Denny's. Ihop.

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No. I said Denny's.
Ihop. We're going to ihop.

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You know how I feel
about ihop. Don't start.

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Don't... you know
what? Socialist.

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Okay. I don't want to
get into this debate again.

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I enjoy ihop.

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Iwihave a cup of coffee.

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You will have pancakes,
and you'll like it.

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The store next to
them is for lease.

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So what?

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It means they're not expanding.

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Maybe they're shrinking.

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They could be shrinking. No,
because the sign is centered

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perfectly above their store.
No sign of the sign being moved.

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Ah-ha!

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Dwight: It's lunch-time, but no
sign of anyone coming in or out,

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which means they're not taking
new customers out to lunch,

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which means they're not
acquiring new business,

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so once again, no growth.

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Yeah. There are
clouds, clouds in the sky.

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Means it's going to rain.
Bad for business.

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It would if they were
altocumqus and not cirrostratus.

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Why do... okay.

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Michael. Whatever.

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Get your clouds right. Shut up.

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Okay, so you go in now. Mmm-hmm.

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I'm gonna go in,
in exactly 10 minutes.

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We have never met each other.
We are complete strangers.

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Right. Also, we're
going to need a signal

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to bolt out of there, in
case there is danger. Fine.

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And that signal is
lick your lips. Try it.

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No, no, no, like this.

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Good.

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Yeah. Ready to do this?

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All right, here come the sharks.

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(Both singing jaws theme)

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Michael: In nature, there is
something called the food chain.

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It is where the shark
eats the little shark,

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and the little shark eats
the littler shark,

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and so on and so on and so on,

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until you get down to
the single-cell shark.

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So, now replace sharks
with paper companies,

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and that is all you need
to know about business.

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Michael: Hello? Hello.

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Hello.

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How can I help you? Hi.

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My name is Michael scarn.

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I am a local business owner,

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and I would like to find
out about your company.

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Please come in. Thank you.

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What kind of business
are you in?

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We're a law firm.

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I assume your primary paper
needs are stationery, general office.

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You know, I'll be honest
with you about something.

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Where I used to live, our paper
supplier had a lot of big clients,

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and I just didn't
feel like a priority.

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So I guess my question
to you would be,

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how many clients do you have?

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About 80.

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Really? That many?

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This doesn't seem like
a very big operation.

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Well, it's just me,
my wife and my son.

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Ah! So, when did
you set up shop?

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I opened this place after I
came back from Vietnam.

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Ooh, Vietnam.
I hear it's lovely.

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Mmm.

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Andy: Each side will have three
minutes to prepare opening arguments.

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Topic. Hilary swank
is attractive.

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All: Hot. Hot.

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The debate is whether she's hot.

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What difference does it make?

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Attractive, hot, beautiful. We're
talking about the same thing here.

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Huge difference. A
painting can be beautiful,

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but I don't want
to bang a painting.

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Okay. Tmi.

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So, even specialty paper, say
94 brightness, double-bonded,

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you would put that on the same
truck as your conventional stock?

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You sure know a lot
about paper for a lawyer.

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Oh! Well, that is
because I am a genius.

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(Chuckling) Oh, really? Yes.

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Well, about some things, and
other things I'm just... I'm very stupid.

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Like, watch this.
Is this the cup?

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Is this the cup? Is
this what I drink out of?

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(Laughing)

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Laughter is my job.

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Tears are my game.
Law is my profession.

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Well... Dwight: Hello.

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I'd like to apply for a job.

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I'm afraid we're
not hiring right now.

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Why don't you just
get rid of this guy?

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Roger: (Laughs) That's my son.

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I'm your son now. You
can visit him on holidays.

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Dwight schrute.

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I'm a paper salesman at a second-tier
paper company called dunder Mifflin.

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I'm the top salesman there, and
I'm looking for a new challenge.

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I would say you guys have, what,

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40 high-volume clients?

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Try 80.

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(Laughs) Eighty, that's nothing.

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I've got 90 clients myself.

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Better look out. Someone
might run you out of business.

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Well, I sure hope not.

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(Both laughing)

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Me, too.

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I think all of us have a tendency to view
celebrities as sort of mythical figures.

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You know, we don't
really see them as real,

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so, therefore, we don't
judge them as real people.

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Are you serious? Jim,
just show us a picture.

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Kevin, come on.
Kelly: Yeah, shut up, Kevin.

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No, but he's making
all these fancy...

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It's a gut thing.

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That's fair. You know
what, kev? Do me a favor.

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Why don't you close your eyes?

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Okay.

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Now, imagine that hilary swank
comes into this office for real.

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She walks over to you
and she says,

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"Kevin Malone, I just
read your online profile,

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"and there's nothing I'd rather do
than make out with you right now."

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Now, you tell me something,
is she hot?

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(All cheering)

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Does that end the
debate or is there... oh!

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Hey, kev, what are you doing?

201
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:04,854
Nope. It's, "is she hot?"
Not, "would you do her?"

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00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,105
Respect the game.

203
00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,816
Oh, my god. Yeah.

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00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:09,900
This close.

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So why are you considering
leaving dunder Mifflin?

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My boss. (Laughing)
Oh, yeah? Do tell.

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00:10:15,614 --> 00:10:18,701
His insensitivity could
border on the cruel.

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00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:23,330
This is a man who does not
listen to the needs of his underlings.

209
00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:24,497
He's way... hey!

210
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,250
Hey, how's the interview going?

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00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,419
It's going very well.
Don't blow it.

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00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:31,630
Hey, Linda, can I get
a picture of you?

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You want a picture of me?
I would.

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00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,260
Could you just
stand right over here?

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That would be great. Just
something to remember the trip by.

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Just a little to your left.

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There you go. Good.

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Perfect.

219
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Can I have a copy of that?

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00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,818
Grandma, I can't do this.

221
00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:56,280
What's going on? A little
homework over here?

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00:10:56,363 --> 00:10:58,199
Yeah. Let's see if I can help.

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Right there.

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Oh! Math. That's not so hard.

225
00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:04,246
Okay. There are
four of these. All right.

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Ignore the parentheses, right?

227
00:11:06,373 --> 00:11:09,668
Right. Why is this
little 2 so small?

228
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:13,881
It's weird. You just
don't... just go by the 'x.'

229
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:20,846
the "x" means times, so
that means four times ","x 2.

230
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,848
What is double 4?

231
00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:25,893
Eight. Right. Excellent.

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(Giggles)

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Don't put that.

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Ladies and gentlemen, even
though the penis was fake,

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I kept expecting
a second plot twist

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where we found out that
hilary swank actually was a boy.

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Kevin. Okay.

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I wasn't going to dignify this
discussion by getting involved,

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and I don't even
get the discussion.

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Hot is a temperature, people.

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00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,799
But Kevin deserves
to lose for what he said.

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So, yes, she's hot.
She's hot as heck.

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00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,721
She's a female Boris Becker.

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(Exclaims)

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Jim: All right.

246
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,936
Well, thank you very much
for all of your help.

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It's going to be an
incredibly hard decision.

248
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,941
Wait. Let me get
something for you here.

249
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:18,404
Here's some references.
Our top clients.

250
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:23,033
You call any of them. I trust
you'll hear some good things.

251
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:27,705
Okay. Okay. Okay.

252
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,332
All right, thank you.

253
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,500
(Chuckling) You're welcome.

254
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,547
Mmm-hmm? Excuse me, sir.

255
00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,132
I took the bus here
and was wondering

256
00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:40,301
if I could catch a ride
home with you in your car.

257
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,428
Of course. Thank you very much.

258
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,947
Thanks for your time.
Thank you very much.

259
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,074
Thank you for your time. I
cannot wait to contact your clients.

260
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,892
I'll look forward
to getting your calls.

261
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,977
Roger: All right.
Bye now. So long.

262
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,480
Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh,
my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

263
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,444
We struck the mother lode.

264
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,237
Come on! Wallace is gonna freak.

265
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,048
He is going to absolutely
freak. All their top clients.

266
00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:03,550
I can't believe it. Someone's
looking out the window.

267
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:06,160
Go, go, go. Go, peel out! Go!

268
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:07,995
Shoot vvhatthe_.

269
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,372
Okay, I'll just... I know.
You drove over the...

270
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,833
I know. I know. Oh! Go back.

271
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,502
God, what was that?
That's not good.

272
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,676
Yes! Oh, come on.

273
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,763
No, no, no. She's hot, okay?

274
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,974
Because if you are saying
that hilary swank isn't hot,

275
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,684
then you're saying I'm not hot,

276
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:33,896
because obviously I'm
not as hot as hilary swank!

277
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,233
Michael: Darn it.

278
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:40,736
Oh, come on. Oh, man.

279
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:42,571
My car.
Roger Jr.: Are you all right?

280
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,007
Dwight: Not good.
Is everyone okay?

281
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,783
Yeah. Linda: It sounded bad.

282
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,677
No, no, no. We're fine.
We're fine. Dwight: Yeah.

283
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,054
You folks have done
enough already. You don't...

284
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,805
You've done more than
you could possibly know.

285
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,706
(Shushing) Dwight, just... okay.

286
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,792
You know, we're just
gonna call a tow truck, so...

287
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,962
No, a tow truck is gonna charge
you 100 bucks just to take you a mile.

288
00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,797
Let me take a look. No. No.

289
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,983
You know, really not necessary.
He drove over the divider,

290
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,109
and then backed over it.
Michael: Dwight.

291
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,527
It caught the bumper.
I'll be right back.

292
00:14:04,551 --> 00:14:05,970
I'm just gonna grab my toolbox.

293
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:14,561
Ladies, are we prepared to let the
kevins of the world decide anything for us?

294
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:18,816
Anything at all? We don't even
give him full Internet access.

295
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,027
Wait, what?

296
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:25,614
See that? The obvious
symmetry of the face.

297
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:31,453
This is a natural appeal of the
scientific standard of koinophilia,

298
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:35,457
features that are a composite
average of many features.

299
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:39,503
Yes, she's attractive,
but she's not hot.

300
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,714
(Men chattering)

301
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,733
How much longer is this
gonna take? Put that over there.

302
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,235
You know, let me give
you some money for this.

303
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,427
No. I sit all day.

304
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,929
It's nice working with
my hands. Well, I...

305
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:54,852
Oh! Coffee.
That's too much nice.

306
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,037
Roger: Maybe not enough oil.

307
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,813
Thank you. You're welcome.

308
00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:00,607
Ah. Disgusting.
What is this? Instant?

309
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,526
Well, that ought to do it. Okay.

310
00:15:02,609 --> 00:15:04,486
It's all better. Thank you.

311
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,238
Gosh, well, so long.

312
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:07,781
Bye-bye. That looks great.

313
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,700
(Laughs) Drive safe.
Rebecca: Bye.

314
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,536
Look forward to hearing from
you about that job application.

315
00:15:12,619 --> 00:15:14,455
Okay.

316
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,082
Goodbye, prince famin.

317
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,835
Should be called
the "sucker" family.

318
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,295
"Here you go, shark.

319
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:25,174
"Let me fix your fin for you and
sharpen your teeth while I'm at it."

320
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,467
(Laughs)

321
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,471
Bye-bye, suckers.

322
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:47,964
Jim: I'm just saying.
No, it's...

323
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,068
All I'm saying is Kevin's
not necessarily a feminist.

324
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,326
That's all I'm saying.
What are you...

325
00:15:58,665 --> 00:16:00,000
(Exhales)

326
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,086
Dwight, what will
happen to that family

327
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,546
if I call Wallace and
give him this information?

328
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:08,884
It's simple. Wallace would use
that information to destroy them.

329
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,260
(Sighing) Okay.

330
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:11,914
You know, our
sales are fine. We”.

331
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,764
We're doing fine.
They're doing fine.

332
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,533
Could be better. Why
don't we just live andlethve?

333
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:17,309
What? Live and let live.

334
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,578
I'm not familiar
with that expression.

335
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:19,937
It's a James Bond...

336
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,164
It doesn't make any sense. Okay.

337
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:22,189
Of course I'm alive.

338
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,484
I'm not going to make this
call. Michael, you have to.

339
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:26,920
Have you ever seen a
lioness devour hercub?

340
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,671
Oh, god, not this.
Have you ever seen a baboon

341
00:16:28,695 --> 00:16:30,447
devour its mate?

342
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,092
Have you ever seen a
raccoon devour a squirrel?

343
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,284
My heart... my heart says no.

344
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,662
Your heart is a
wonderful thing, Michael.

345
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,372
But it makes some
terrible decisions.

346
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:39,456
That's true.

347
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,291
Yes. Gosh. That's true.

348
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,461
It has gone down the wrong
path many, many times.

349
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,754
Jan, Ryan.

350
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,423
Yeah, save your heart for love.

351
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,676
And use your brain
for business. Right?

352
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,888
If we don't do this to prince
paper, then someone else will.

353
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:59,017
Or worse yet, someone
else will do it to us.

354
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:05,899
I am trying to be
more optimistic in life.

355
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,985
I've got, what,

356
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,487
20, 30 more years left,

357
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,574
and my family history says

358
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,452
ihaveless.

359
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,997
Now, the old Stanley Hudson
would have found

360
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,375
something to complain about
with this actress,

361
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,712
but that's no way to live life.

362
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:30,966
Look at this healthy, sexy,

363
00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:34,178
pretty, strong, young woman.

364
00:17:34,761 --> 00:17:36,221
Come on, people.

365
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:39,933
She is hot.

366
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,352
And it was a terrible war.

367
00:17:42,769 --> 00:17:45,105
Oh! So many died.

368
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,940
Far too many died,

369
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,694
but if Frodo hadn't
destroyed the ring,

370
00:17:50,777 --> 00:17:53,697
then goodness itself
might have died.

371
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,493
You're right. Yeah.

372
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,705
You are right.
I will call Wallace,

373
00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:04,583
and I will give him
the customer list.

374
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,126
(Exhales)

375
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,045
And I will give him
all of my info.

376
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,130
You are doing the
right thing, Michael.

377
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,383
Good. So...

378
00:18:14,801 --> 00:18:15,844
Where are you going?

379
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,888
Just something
I have to do first.

380
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,411
Where are you taking
the client list?

381
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,392
Some place safe,
where it can't hurt anyone.

382
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,519
Michael!

383
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,481
Michael! No!

384
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,066
I will get it.

385
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,526
Michael, don't do this!

386
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:31,818
Don't do it!

387
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,195
Michael!

388
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:35,614
Michael!

389
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:39,076
Oh, shoot! My keys.
Come on, stop. Freeze.

390
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:40,994
Stop! Give me the list!

391
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,164
(Dwight growling)

392
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,552
(Panting)

393
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:57,928
No, no, no. No!

394
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,264
I can't let you do this.
Those people will be ruined!

395
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,349
It's business!
It's not personal!

396
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,894
(Yelling)

397
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,776
No! Give it!

398
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,570
Dwight, give it!

399
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,823
You can't do this
to those people!

400
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:20,117
It's over, Michael. It's over.

401
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,619
(Both panting)

402
00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:31,044
I'm not a shark.

403
00:19:32,879 --> 00:19:33,880
(Yells)

404
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,925
Okay, time for the final vote.

405
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:41,847
All those in favor of the
resolution, "hilary swank is hot."

406
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,058
Okay.

407
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,729
And all those opposed.

408
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,209
This is ridiculous. That's
the thing about debating.

409
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,873
People just get entrenched in
the view they had in the first place.

410
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,822
I could tell when I was
talking you were not listening.

411
00:19:58,905 --> 00:20:00,657
Da vid: This is great
stuff, Michael.

412
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,285
You are a titan
of industry, pal.

413
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,037
Yeah. Thank you. Good work.

414
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,955
Look, I'll be in touch.
Thanks, buddy.

415
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,081
Okay. Bye-bye.

416
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:15,255
Well, guess whose stock
just went up, golden boy?

417
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,094
Michael: I guess this is what
they call a bittersweet moment.

418
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:29,519
It is bitter because I slightly
destroyed a wonderful little famin.

419
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,106
But sweet because David
Wallace thought I did a good job.

420
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,444
That's why I hate
bittersweet chocolate.

421
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,031
I don't even...
What's the point of that?

422
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,701
Why not just sweet? I
mean, who are you helping?

423
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,500
Oh, hey, what is this?

424
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,668
Pam: Hilary swank.

425
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:53,960
Oh, she's hot.

426
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,007
Yeah!

427
00:20:59,966 --> 00:21:00,967
Damn it.