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Good morning. Can I help you?

2
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Yes. I'm from tech star, about
a new phone system for you.

3
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I was wondering if I
could talk to Michael Scott?

4
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I'm sorry.
He's not in right now.

5
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Salesman: Really? He's
never around when I come by.

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Shoot

7
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they have new phone systems now

8
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that can ring
directly to a salesman,

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or someone presses star
and they go to accounting.

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Basically, 95% of my job.

11
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But I'd like to see a machine
that puts out candy for everyone.

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Vending machine.

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How about I make an
appointment to come back?

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That way I know he'll be here.

15
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That is a great idea.

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Great.

17
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Oh, boy! Let's
see. He's really...

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Michael Scott, manager.
Hi, how are you?

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There he is.

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Nice to meet you.

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Great. Look at that.

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I can assure you we don't
need a new system, though.

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We're happy with ours.

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Hello. May I help you?

25
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Jim-Bo.

26
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Jim.

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All: Aye!

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Okay. I'm going
to get going then.

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All: Aye!

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(Laughing)

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What was that? That was funny.

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That was funny.

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Let's go do it to somebody else.

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Look at that.

35
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Cupids and hearts. Really
shoving our faces in it this year.

36
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You doing okay, bud?

37
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I miss Stacy.

38
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Yeah. I hear you. It's been four
months since I was with Holly

39
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and she was way
hotter than Stacy.

40
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So if you think
you're hurting...

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I can't even imagine.

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(Michael sighs)

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This is our first and only
Valentine's day as fiancés.

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You're only engaged once.

45
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Well, present company
excluded, but...

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Really, Jim?
On cupid's birthday?

47
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Yeah.

48
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She's fine.

49
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So I received my first
Valentine from a secret admirer.

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"Roses are red,
violets are blue.

51
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"It's time for your dental cleaning
and maybe a checkup too."

52
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Wow. Look at those.
How nice for you.

53
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Up there, front and
center, beautiful.

54
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I think they would
look better right here.

55
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They're very pretty and
I wouldn't want them to fall.

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(Grunting)

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Michael: Just about everybody
in this office is single right now.

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Including me.

59
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And everyone is experiencing an
incredible amount of emotional pain.

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Especially me, because of
my great capacity for emotion.

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And it is my first
Valentine's day since Holly,

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so I think that I am well
qualified to understand

63
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that these people need to
be protected from having love

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shoved into their faces.

65
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Pam, really? They're back?

66
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I can't see them when
they're on the floor.

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They're for her
to look at, Michael.

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Can I have a word with you?
Yes, let's have a word.

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Yes. Jim.

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(Whispers) Today is a very difficult
day for a lot of people in this office.

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I'm sorry. Yeah.

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And the sexy looks
between you and Pam,

73
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the general sexiness,
the flowers,

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it's creating a bit of a
hostile work environment.

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I understand. It's so
sexy it becomes hostile.

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I actually thought we were
keeping it pretty low-key.

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Well, if you guys insist

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on having your own
private little love fest...

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We do.

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That none of us
can be a part of...

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You can't be a part
of our relationship, Michael.

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Then we are going to have

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our own private
Valentine's day party.

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That sounds fun. So suck it.

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Dwight: Yeah. Kevin: Yes.

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Hey, everybody, I just
invited Jim to suck it,

87
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and I am cordially inviting all
of you to a special convention,

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a lonely hearts convention
this afternoon.

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Singles only.

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Yeah. Deal with it, Pam!

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So, we may not have someone
in our lives that we love,

92
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but we do have each other.

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Having trouble finding a vein?

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Yeah. A little.

95
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How about now?

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I trained my major blood vessels
to retract into my body on command.

97
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Also I can retract my
penis up into itself.

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I am about to give blood.
The gift of everlasting life,

99
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the transfer of
my bodily fluids...

100
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Wow, that's a big needle.

101
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You're going to need to
lie down right over here.

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Okay. Hello.

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Hi. I can't talk
right now. I'm sorry.

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Okay.

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I'm really nervous.

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Yeah. Me too.

107
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Yeah?

108
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When I get nervous,
I sort of clam up and...

109
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Well, that's fine.

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It's better for me
just to be quiet. Yeah.

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Yeah. Can I point
something out to you?

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Sure.

113
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You're actually talking
a lot. Yeah. Sorry.

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That's the other thing I do
when I get really nervous.

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Okay. Here we go.

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Nurse: All right, here we go.

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Oh, god.

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Nurse: Just relax.

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Yeah. I'm good.

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Ifeelhke a human juice box.

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Oh, god.

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(Both laughing)

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Hawaiian blood punch.

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That's gross.

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Type o-cean spray.

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God, stop. Stop it.

127
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Yeah. Wouldn't it be cool?

128
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Hey. Why don't you guys come
have lunch with Bob and me?

129
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We'll take all afternoon.

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(Whispers) Michael is
terrified of Bob.

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What do you think?

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I have a lot of work
to do this afternoon.

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Those mines aren't going
to sweep themselves.

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We're in.

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(Exclaims in disgust)

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What? I looked at the bag.

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I looked straight at the bag.

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That's not good.

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Could you distract me
for a second?

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Just talk about things that
don't have blood in them.

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Well, okay. Bags.

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That_

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All right. That was bad.

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That was mean.

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A hat. A hat.

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A hat with no blood in it.

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That is full of soup.

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You're cute. What?

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Nurse: You're done.

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Already?

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We did it.

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Wow, I was
so nervous about this.

153
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I don't think
I ate for three days.

154
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Is he okay?

155
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Oh, my god. How long was I out?

156
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What?

157
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Excuse me, waitress,
where did the lady go?

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Shelefi.

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Okay.

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Wait a second. Wait a second.
That's hers. This is hers.

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She left her glove.

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I need her name if I'm
going to return her glove.

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I'm sorry, sir. We can't
give out that information.

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(Sighs)

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What are you doing?

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Decorating.

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I'll help.

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Now it's just a stupid baby.

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Yeah. Thanks.

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It is so nice to go out
with another couple.

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Anything to get
out of that office.

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Phyllis: I know.

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I honestly don't know how
you can work with that jackass

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and that otherjackass
and that newjackass.

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He's talking about
Michael, Dwight and Andy.

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Yeah. I understood.

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Well, here we all are,
alone but together.

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No flowers for us.

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Relationships. We don't need
no stinking relationships.

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I think we should all go around
and tell our worst relationship story

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and then get past it.

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Just blow through it. Yeah?

183
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Kelly, what about Ryan?
He treated you pretty terribly.

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Well, his heart was
in the right place.

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Yeah, but now his
heart is in Thailand,

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along with the rest of his
body, having random sex.

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Okay. Sorry. Let's... who else?

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Oscar?

189
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I don't think so.

190
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Come on, I'm sure there's something
you need to get off your chest.

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Thank you.

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You want to...
Just anything? You sure?

193
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I'm sure whatever you
did wasn't your fault.

194
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Okay, well, who else?

195
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Everyone here who's bowled
a 280, please raise your hand.

196
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No way. Wow.

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A 280? That's impressive.

198
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Okay, now everyone here who's
bowled under 70 raise their hand.

199
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Yikes.

200
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Comeon, boo raise
your hand. No, Bob.

201
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What?

202
00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,729
One time. You love
bringing up that one time.

203
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Yes, I do.
Jim uses a six-pound ball.

204
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That is a lie.

205
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Yes. He bowled five frames

206
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with this pink sparkly thing until a
little girl had to ask for her ball back.

207
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But that girl must have had
monstrous hands because the holes fit.

208
00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,826
No, you just have
little dainty fingers.

209
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You could always
model lady's jewelry.

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Nobody asked, Bob.

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(All laughing)

212
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,584
Do you risk telling
them how you feel?

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Do you say something that
you can barely admit to yourself?

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God, what did you do?

215
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Not that I approve
of any of it, but...

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I was stupid. I told him.

217
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Was he into you in,
like, a gay way?

218
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Moron, if he was
there wouldn't be a story.

219
00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,268
He told me he wasn't gay.

220
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,412
(All exclaim sympathetically)

221
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,188
Really sad.
Oscar: I'm not done yet.

222
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,272
Oh, my god.

223
00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:09,317
A week later, a friend
of mine calls me up

224
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:13,530
and he says, "I just saw him
in a gay bar in Kansas City."

225
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:17,117
Well, then it's a happy
ending, because he was gay.

226
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,451
You should call him.

227
00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:23,623
My worst breakup was actually
two breakups. Two different men.

228
00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:28,962
I was in love with both of
them and when things went bad

229
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,380
they had a duel over me.

230
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,863
Yeah, Dwight and Andy.
We were here.

231
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:37,470
This was years ago when I was living
in Ohio. John Mark and John David.

232
00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:42,934
Angela, you had two sets of
different men actually duel over you?

233
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:46,396
I guess I have.

234
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,149
All right, who's next?
Where's Andy?

235
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He's on one of his honeymoons.

236
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:52,735
What?

237
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,989
He made nonrefundable deposits
on his honeymoons,

238
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so he's just knocking
them off one at a time.

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00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,052
I think today he's
hot-air ballooning,

240
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:03,288
and later he's got
a couples' massage.

241
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,416
My worst breakup was with Stacy.

242
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,586
It was a Sunday morning.
We were reading the paper

243
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:16,217
and I said, "oh, my god, I think the
eagles could clinch the nfc east."

244
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:20,305
And she said that we're done.

245
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,893
You know what, guys, I don't
think we need to do this.

246
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,020
You're right. Okay,
everyone, back to work.

247
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:30,690
No, no, no, no. I mean
have this kind of party.

248
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,026
I look around and I see
all these beautiful people

249
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who are alone on Valentine's

250
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:38,281
and I think that there are other
single people out there, too.

251
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,616
We just need to find them.

252
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,284
There's a girl out
there for all of us.

253
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,703
Maybe even in this office park.

254
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:46,247
There has to be a way to get
all these lonely people together.

255
00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:47,540
A net? A giant net?

256
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,375
No, not a giant net.

257
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,460
What do you have in mind?

258
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,629
I was thinking
maybe like a mixer.

259
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,772
Oh, god, that's a terrible idea.

260
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:54,815
Old-fashioned meat market.

261
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:55,882
I don't think it is.

262
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,135
Lonely people mixing
with one another, breeding,

263
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,055
creating an even
lonelier generation?

264
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,891
You're not allowing natural
selection to do its work.

265
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,810
You're like the guy
who invented the seatbelt.

266
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,230
These people need love.

267
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:13,149
And I am going
to get it for them.

268
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,693
Who cares if we sell a
little bit less paper today?

269
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:16,903
A great boss cares more

270
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,949
about the happiness of his
employees than anything else.

271
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,742
I am going to be cupid.

272
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:26,120
And I'm going to shoot my
sparrow at unsuspecting victims

273
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:29,958
and they are going to get hit
and say, "I'm in love.

274
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,210
"I was hit by cupid's sparrow."

275
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,255
Funny little bird,
but he gets the job done.

276
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,048
Hey.

277
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,883
Hey. No movement.

278
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:39,967
Still early.

279
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,678
Yeah, it's not that early.

280
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,680
So how are you holding up?

281
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,265
I'm okay.
I feel a little lopsided

282
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,284
because of all the blood
they took out of my right side.

283
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:50,019
No, no. I meant
about being single today.

284
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,562
Meh! Meh.

285
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:52,647
Exactly.

286
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,691
Here we go. Hello.

287
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,317
Michael: Hello.

288
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,069
Dwight k. Schrute.

289
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,381
Why don't you introduce me
to your little friend? Hi. Dwight.

290
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,324
Babe alert. Hello. I'm Michael
Scott. Welcome to our little shindig.

291
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:04,450
Hi. I'm Lynn.

292
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,868
Lynn, follow me. Come on in.

293
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:06,953
Here we go.

294
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,913
For you we have one
of our top people,

295
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:13,376
Kevin Malone. Kevin, come
out here. Show your beautiful self.

296
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:15,836
Hello.

297
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:21,509
So run with the ball.
Run with it, kev.

298
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:25,554
Where are you from?

299
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:26,597
I'm from here.

300
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:29,475
Yeah, okay. Well,
he only gets better.

301
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,311
Thank you, Michael. Okay.

302
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,647
I can untie any knot.
I'm serious.

303
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,399
Name a knot, any knot. Go ahead.

304
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,318
I believe you.

305
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,403
You shouldn't believe
everything you hear.

306
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,573
In fact, there are many knots
that I cannot untie.

307
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:49,829
So what's a woman as charming
as yourself find herself employed

308
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,622
on a day such as today?

309
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,750
I work at a place
that does catalogs for

310
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,586
community colleges
and small businesses.

311
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,379
You must use a lot of paper.

312
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,256
Oh, god, tons of it.

313
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,050
(Sighs delightedly)

314
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:06,923
What's the rule about eating

315
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,348
when people are in the bathroom?

316
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,225
I think if you ordered hot
food you're allowed to eat.

317
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:12,810
Damn.

318
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,856
They've been in there
for like ten minutes.

319
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,319
Look at that.
Bob ordered hot food.

320
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,112
Yes.

321
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,948
And I think they
gave him too many fries.

322
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,533
We should help him out.

323
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,791
At the circle drive-in,
they show old movies.

324
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,793
It's really cool.

325
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:38,419
That does sound cool.

326
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,922
I used to go there
with my fiancee.

327
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:47,303
Before she left me.
I mean, before I left her.

328
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,933
She left me.

329
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:54,768
Shoot

330
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,604
I think I blew it.

331
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,816
It all happened so fast.

332
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:03,444
So fast.

333
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,572
So, Erik, you mentioned before

334
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,908
that you are in
tool and die repair.

335
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,034
I am.

336
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,745
Meredith recently had
a total hysterectomy.

337
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,081
So that's sort of a repair.

338
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,709
All right,
I'll let you guys talk.

339
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:23,047
It's going very well. People
are mixing. A lot of hope,

340
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:26,300
'cause that's what you hate to
see, when hope gets crushed.

341
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,180
Sorry. Thought I heard
somebody coming in.

342
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,017
So, it's not too late.

343
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:37,937
(Sighs)

344
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,984
Dwight: And the kind of
discounts we're talking about are not...

345
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,736
Hold on. Michael, why do you
keep looking at the front door?

346
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,280
No reason.
Is somebody after you?

347
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,382
Why do you always go to that?

348
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,326
Has anyone ever been after
anyone in this office?

349
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,784
Hey, it just takes one.

350
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,161
Nobody's after me. I just...

351
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,121
I met a woman when
I was giving blood

352
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,747
and I thought she might come by.

353
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,309
You met a woman when you were
giving blood? That is so romantic.

354
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,878
It's not a big deal, really.
I just, you know,

355
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,297
met somebody. We hardly talked.

356
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:08,551
I picked up her glove so I was
hoping I could give it back to her.

357
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,220
Oh, my god, that makes it
even more romantic.

358
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,265
This is like a modern-day
enchanted. It's like a fairytale.

359
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:15,475
She could be your soul mate.

360
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,684
Dwight: Not likely.

361
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:17,995
With three billion
women on the planet,

362
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,688
most of them live in Asia, so
the numbers just don't add up.

363
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:21,814
It's possible. Could be.

364
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,484
Believe me, it's nothing.
I hardly even talked to her.

365
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,986
We just... we were lying
there next to each other.

366
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,988
I think our blood bags touched.

367
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:34,994
Here they come. What?

368
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,329
No. Just kidding.

369
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,164
Seriously though, that's enough.

370
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,999
Why don't you cover it
with the broccoli?

371
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,044
Great, I have to cover it?

372
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,670
Do you think they
dined and dashed?

373
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:48,424
They didn't dine so, yeah,
maybe they just dashed.

374
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,719
I thought we were
having a nice time.

375
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:52,887
We were.

376
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:53,971
Yeah.

377
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,311
Empty. Mine too.

378
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,024
(Moaning)

379
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,107
Oh, boy. Oh, my god.

380
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,276
Okay.

381
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,905
Hi. Is this the party?

382
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:13,950
Nah.

383
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,576
(All sigh disappointedly)

384
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,213
Okay then.

385
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,556
Where were we?

386
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:37,682
Bowling.

387
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,893
Yep, yeah, yep.

388
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,480
You didn't eat
much there, Jim-Bo.

389
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,733
Initially I did.

390
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:48,943
Want some meat?

391
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:52,405
Sure, a little piece.
No mushroom, though.

392
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,489
I forgot.

393
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,949
Yeah. Thank you.

394
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:05,918
Hey, I'm sorry we did not
have a chance to talk more.

395
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:10,506
I get very nervous
talking to pretty girls.

396
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:14,135
Seriously,
feel how sweaty my hand is.

397
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,679
That's really sweaty.

398
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,222
Are you on e-mail?

399
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,390
Yeah.

400
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,521
Cool. Okay, bye.

401
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,689
Bye, Kevin.

402
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,987
Good Valentine's.

403
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:36,073
So basically the greater
volume you decide to buy in,

404
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,117
the greater discount
we can give you. Okay.

405
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,452
Okay? What's up?

406
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,662
Look, I'm going to go.

407
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,182
Before you go, I'd just love to
get a firm commitment on this.

408
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,333
You know, maybe sign...

409
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,668
Look, we already
have a paper supplier.

410
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:49,712
Okay.

411
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:54,550
Well, thanks for wasting
my time tonight, idiot. God!

412
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,220
Hey. You don't deserve her.

413
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,806
Thanks, Michael.

414
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,272
Hey, if anybody wants to go...

415
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,943
We can stay a little longer.

416
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:14,362
Really? Angela: Yeah.

417
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,089
Meredith: Yeah. Sure, Michael.
Kelly: Yeah.

418
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,782
No, this is great. Absolutely.

419
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:18,949
Yeah.

420
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,452
Thanks.

421
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,474
Michael, it's time.

422
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,559
You know what?
You guys can get out.

423
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,895
I'm going to soldier
on for a little bit.

424
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,106
Come on. We'll all go.

425
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,607
Yeah. Yeah. Let's go.

426
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,653
Okay.

427
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:59,615
Michael: Four months ago,
I dated a woman named Holly,

428
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:04,578
and this is actually the first
time that I've even considered

429
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,456
getting back into
that arena again.

430
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,042
You know what?
Sometimes it's not about

431
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:13,546
whether cinderella
gets her slipper back,

432
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:18,926
but it's about the fact that the
prince even picked up the slipper at all.

433
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,304
There's a lot of
princesses out there.

434
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:27,226
You know, they have
all different sizes

435
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,812
and shapes of feet and hands,

436
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,899
so I think...

437
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,651
I think my odds are pretty good.

438
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,549
Pardon me, may I have
a chocolate chip cookie?

439
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,950
I gave blood earlier
and I'm still feeling woozy.

440
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,785
Of course.

441
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,747
That's weird.
You got a cotton ball

442
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,915
and tape and we've
been using band-aids.

443
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:54,086
I feel so woozy, I just...
Using band-aids.

444
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,254
Damn.