1 00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:05,088 Oh, my god. I can't believe it. 2 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:07,048 I just won an art contest. 3 00:00:15,723 --> 00:00:16,724 Thanks. 4 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:17,952 I still don't understand why you 5 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:19,496 wanted me to say that. Dwight: Shut up. 6 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:22,605 I got her. 7 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:26,568 Not cool, Dwight. 8 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:28,820 Jim: Not cool, man. 9 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,817 Oh, no. 10 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:10,987 I still have the lease on the Michael Scott paper company, 11 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:16,367 so occasionally, I will sneak down here for a little coffee and dancing. 12 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:19,787 I actually dance all the time. 13 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:24,000 Michael: Tip-toeing around corporate, it is a ballet. 14 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:28,171 When I am breaking all the rules, I'm break dancing. 15 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:30,798 And Espresso. 16 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:34,677 Guys, I'm scared. I'm really scared. 17 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,429 I think I'm growing into a giant, 18 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:39,224 because look at this normal-sized coffee cup. 19 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:42,185 Looks so tiny in my giant hand now. 20 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,939 Anybody want to go to lunch with me later on? 21 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,858 I do. Okay, how about a woman? Pam? 22 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:51,528 I can't do lunch. I was just sending you an e-mail. 23 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:54,048 Jim and I need to leave early today to meet with our contractor. 24 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:55,907 Really? Okay. 25 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:57,075 Just sent it. 26 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:58,701 What about the rest of you? 27 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,287 At dunder Mifflin, 28 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:05,416 there is a very strict no-lunch-with-the-boss policy, 29 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,210 and I don't know who instituted it. 30 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:10,964 I think it started right after my predecessor stepped down. 31 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:12,674 But at the Michael Scott paper company, 32 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:16,177 I really enjoyed having lunch with Pam and Ryan every day. 33 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:20,473 So, rules be damned, I want to have lunch with these people. 34 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,058 Who else? Who else? Ryan? 35 00:02:22,141 --> 00:02:24,477 I don't do lunch. I'm doing five small meals a day now. 36 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:27,272 Now that I'm back to doing the job of a temp again, 37 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:30,316 I find that food is one thing I can control. 38 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,945 Okay, anyone? Anyone at all? 39 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:38,575 Accounting, I am a-counting on you to go to lunch with me. 40 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:41,286 No, I don't want to stay late to have a two-hour lunch. 41 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:43,121 Michael, we have a lot of work to do. 42 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:44,330 What? 43 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:45,957 Work. 44 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,168 God. What happened to you people? 45 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:50,854 "We are just office drones. 46 00:02:50,878 --> 00:02:55,091 "We are office drones. All we do is work. Is work." 47 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:58,303 If you don't take out his battery, he just keeps going all day. 48 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:00,638 Oh, no, your battery fell out. 49 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:05,852 "I was just learning to love." 50 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:10,708 Erin: Hi, guys. How are you doing? 51 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,984 Erin, how many times do I have to tell you? 52 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:15,187 It is not necessary for you to ask us how we are doing 53 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:16,463 every time you interact with us. 54 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:17,864 You're right. I'm sorry. 55 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:21,743 Now, how can I help you? 56 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:25,288 Did somebody here leave a map in the printer to youngstown, Ohio? 57 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:31,669 Attention, office. Who here is planning a trip to youngstown, Ohio? 58 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:35,048 I will take your silence to mean that you are all hiding something. 59 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:38,051 This location is the superior court... 60 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:40,219 So someone's going to a court. Big deal. 61 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,239 It is a big deal, 'cause there's only a handful of reasons 62 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,515 why someone would ever go to a courthouse in Ohio 63 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,434 and not be charged with a crime. 64 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:48,770 Claim an inheritance from a deceased relative, 65 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:52,565 to obtain a learner's permit at age 14 1/2 instead of 15. 66 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,818 Erin, let me see your birth certificate. 67 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,445 Sure. 68 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,448 Jim: There are other reasons to go to Ohio. 69 00:04:00,531 --> 00:04:01,651 We're getting married today. 70 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:05,662 So, it turns out it's the closest place to get a marriage license 71 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:06,847 without a three-day waiting period. 72 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:07,911 Tell them how it happened. 73 00:04:07,955 --> 00:04:09,600 Okay, so we're going through all the wedding plans, 74 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,376 and, boy, it is complicated. 75 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:12,460 And very expensive. 76 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:13,544 Very expensive. 77 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:14,897 'Cause you say you want a small wedding 78 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,881 and that's great, but then you have to... 79 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:18,716 You can't leave anyone out. No one. 80 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,343 Okay, just get to the good part. 81 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:23,304 Right, so, this morning, we are having breakfast together... 82 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,389 Mmm-hmm. 83 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:28,184 And I just looked up from my cereal and I said, 84 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:33,022 "you know what I want to do today? I want to marry you." 85 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:36,651 I had just woken up. I didn't look cute. 86 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,778 That's how I knew he meant it. 87 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,351 Michael? 88 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,492 Michael, sorry to bother you. Are you going to be working down here? 89 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:45,636 Do you want these down here... 90 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,203 No work! No work! No work! 91 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:49,038 I come here to release frustration. 92 00:04:51,874 --> 00:04:53,710 Well, I like to swim. That's good. 93 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,962 You've got a cool place to come. 94 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:59,173 If you ever want to come down here, door's always open. 95 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,425 Lock's broken, so... 96 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:01,509 Thank you. 97 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:04,554 Give me your hand. Hey, here we go, here we go. Yeah. 98 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:07,014 There we go. Now you got it. Now I do got it. 99 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:08,818 Now you got it. Hey, you want some Espresso? 100 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:09,934 Yeah. 101 00:05:10,017 --> 00:05:11,078 Gotta keep yourself dehydrated. 102 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,854 Okay. That's rule number one. 103 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,772 I love it. I love it. 104 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:21,195 Guys, I believe that I have figured out what is up your butts. 105 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,948 There's no reason to be scared. 106 00:05:24,031 --> 00:05:26,325 The bad man is gone. Charles is gone. 107 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,011 Charles really did a number on these guys. 108 00:05:28,035 --> 00:05:29,954 They are way too focused on work. 109 00:05:30,037 --> 00:05:34,792 When I was in charge, this place was like Dave & buster's, 110 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:39,297 people just hanging out, having fun, eating apps. 111 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:44,135 I don't know, it's like Dave died or something. 112 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,972 Daddy's here, and daddy is going to take care of you. 113 00:05:48,055 --> 00:05:49,807 Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy. 114 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:55,980 I am your big daddy, and I am going to kiss the boo-boo. 115 00:05:56,063 --> 00:05:58,483 Little Andy is afraid. 116 00:05:58,566 --> 00:05:59,817 Andy's afraid? Yes. 117 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:01,486 Are you all afraid? No. 118 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:05,490 Daddy's here for you, my little angels. 119 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:07,283 Okay, 120 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:10,828 I think that I have figured a way to get you guys out of your funk. 121 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,914 What? Funk is the problem, 122 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:14,999 and the solution. That makes sense. 123 00:06:15,082 --> 00:06:16,501 I have taken my downstairs office 124 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,836 and I have turned it into a place to hang out, 125 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:23,174 a place where unattractive and attractive people can get together, 126 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:27,386 to meet, to greet, to see the ones thatyoulove, 127 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,680 to love the ones that you see. 128 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:32,201 Is this our punishment for not wanting to have lunch with you? 129 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,060 Why don't you get over lunch, Oscar? 130 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:35,186 Everybody else is past it. 131 00:06:35,269 --> 00:06:39,148 All work and no play makes Michael a dull boy. 132 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,942 This is like a haunted coffee house thing? 133 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:44,779 No, Dwight is confusing you. It's more of a disco. 134 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:46,030 It's like a haunted disco. 135 00:06:46,113 --> 00:06:48,533 With coffee, but without the haunting. 136 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,827 It's a combo dance house-coffee bar. 137 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:54,539 It is a daytime disco on the ground roor 138 00:06:54,622 --> 00:06:56,165 of an industrial office building. 139 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,291 It's a cafe disco. 140 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,376 Exactly. 141 00:06:58,459 --> 00:07:00,086 Like a disco-cafe. 142 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:03,506 What? No. No. Not even close. 143 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:06,843 I can't force you to go down, but I can entice you. 144 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:09,053 I'm going to be down there. 145 00:07:09,136 --> 00:07:10,972 Erin will be down there from time to time, 146 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:13,599 and all-you-can-eat Espresso. 147 00:07:19,313 --> 00:07:22,900 Well, Kevin, I guess it is just me and you. 148 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:24,902 Yeah. Holding down the fort. 149 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:27,572 Yeah. This place is great. 150 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:28,698 Thank you. 151 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,617 Oh, my god, Kevin, I am still on hold. 152 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:32,761 You were supposed to get the answer 153 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:33,971 from Michael and come back up. 154 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:37,415 This is a no-work zone. Please respect the lei. 155 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:40,376 Yeah, respect the lei. 156 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:42,795 Come. 157 00:07:43,170 --> 00:07:44,213 Kevin, stay. 158 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,715 Kevin, come. 159 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,258 Kevin, stay. 160 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:49,760 Kevin, come. Stay, stay. 161 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,638 Come on, right now. Cookie, Kevin. Cookie. 162 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,683 There is no cookie, Kevin. 163 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:57,560 Mmm-hmm. Is there a cookie? 164 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,229 Come on. 165 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,608 Forgoodness sakes, Kevin, there's no cookie. 166 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:06,611 There's no cookie. Come on. Come. 167 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,321 I wanted a cookie. 168 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:10,072 Completely unacceptable. 169 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:14,911 Now I know what the founders of Philip Morris felt like. 170 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:21,667 You just want to give people a smooth, fun way to relax, 171 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:26,672 and suddenly, you're just some terrible monster. 172 00:08:34,221 --> 00:08:35,306 Here we go. 173 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,460 What the hell! 174 00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:09,173 Hi, Jessica, is Bob in? 175 00:09:09,256 --> 00:09:10,341 He's on a call. 176 00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:11,485 Well, I'll just duck my head in. 177 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:14,261 It's pretty important. He wouldn't want to be disturbed. 178 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,722 Can I give him a message before he gets off? 179 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:19,183 Tell him I'm going dancing downstairs 180 00:09:19,266 --> 00:09:20,946 in the storage closet between the bathrooms 181 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:24,021 that used to be a utility shower, and he should join me there. 182 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,356 I'll let him know. 183 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:27,108 Mmm-hmm. 184 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,114 Phyms? 185 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,702 Hey. Hey, 186 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:38,828 I like. 187 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:50,673 All right. Back... there you go. There you go. You got it. 188 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:54,010 Show me some attitude. 189 00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:57,888 Mother. 190 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,765 God. No, no, no. 191 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:00,891 Back. 192 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,893 Wow, what did you do? 193 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,230 You didn't do that. You're okay. 194 00:10:06,313 --> 00:10:08,357 You're okay. Let's lie down. 195 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,043 Give me... you want to go down? All right. 196 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,777 Sorry. 197 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,738 Okay, that's okay. 198 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:16,949 Backs are a problem. Okay, sweetie... 199 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,075 Right here. 200 00:10:25,332 --> 00:10:27,418 Hey, hey, hey, hey. I got your text. Who's Phillip? 201 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:28,878 No, no, no. 202 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,588 Who tipped you over? Was it Phillip? 203 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:31,672 It's my back. 204 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:32,858 It's her back. We just... we need... 205 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:33,883 God, call a doctor. 206 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,360 You know what? We're going to take care of you. 207 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,154 We're going to get you help. Come on, come on. 208 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,304 Call Bob. 209 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:39,507 No, no, no, this is no good. 210 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,599 Yeah, back injuries are common. 211 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:42,826 Not as common as knee injuries, 212 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:43,952 but more common than wrist injuries. 213 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,328 I don't need a history lesson, okay? 214 00:10:45,352 --> 00:10:46,520 What do you think history is? 215 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,040 Just... we need to get her out of there 216 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,982 because no one is going to want to go in there 217 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,193 with a woman writhing around on the floor. 218 00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:54,695 Wait, wait, wait, but most importantly, 219 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:58,282 we need to get her some medical attention asap, stat. 220 00:10:58,365 --> 00:10:59,718 Here we go. Here we go. 221 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,202 Ramming speed. 222 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,079 Okay, out of the way. Move it or lose it. 223 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,348 Oh, my god, what happened? Michael: You having fun taking a little ride? 224 00:11:05,372 --> 00:11:06,749 Just having too much fun. 225 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:09,186 Phyllis, we're gonna put you in here. Dwight's gonna take care of you. 226 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,629 What? No, I thought we were going to the hospital. 227 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,231 Dwight: If you want to get sick, you go to a hospital. 228 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:16,592 Okay, Dwight. Okay, good. 229 00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:18,344 I do not want anybody to worry. 230 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:19,595 What happened to Phyllis? 231 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,389 You know, nothing. She's... 232 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,017 We were hanging out at cafe disco 233 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,870 and she had a flare-up of an existing injury, 234 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:28,395 but she's a tough old bird, so... 235 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:29,814 Can you please go back to work 236 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:31,816 instead of masterminding these situations 237 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,192 wherein we hurt ourselves? 238 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:35,402 Okay, fine. Phyllis did injure herself, 239 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,571 but she injured herself having fun, 240 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:40,324 and I don't think she would trade that memory for anything. 241 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,328 I would like the memory of a day 242 00:11:44,411 --> 00:11:46,705 uninterrupted by this nonsense. 243 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:50,584 You all took a life here today. You did. 244 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,128 The life of the party. 245 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:56,257 Erin, I want you to go downstairs, 246 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,759 and I want you to shut it down. 247 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,654 You mean unplug the coffee machine and bring it up here? 248 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,263 I don't care. Bury it. 249 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,682 I hope you're happy. 250 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:13,149 Okay. I'm going to need two able-bodied men. 251 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:17,903 Cafe disco? More like crappy disco. 252 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,405 You're bad. 253 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,965 There's girls in there. Where? 254 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,550 The other room. What other room? 255 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,385 Down the hall. There's girls there? 256 00:12:41,468 --> 00:12:42,553 What did I just say? 257 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,637 You bring my sandwich? 258 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:44,930 Forget the sandwich. 259 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:46,724 Girls. Girls. 260 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:53,397 I guess they got what they want. I am eating alone. 261 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,734 Might as well be dinner. 262 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:05,492 Comfy? All right, all right. Just relax, relax, okay? 263 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,412 Dwight. Dwight. 264 00:13:08,495 --> 00:13:11,498 Come on, relax. This shirt wasn't doing you any favors. 265 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:15,586 If my assessment is correct, you grind your teeth? 266 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,837 I do. 267 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:21,967 No kidding. She sits three feet from me. It's the most annoying thing. 268 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,055 It's like children singing Christmas Carols. 269 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,071 Yeah. I'm loving the vibe down here. 270 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,073 Ashley. You made it. 271 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,868 You invited someone? 272 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,472 Oh. Yeah. Was I not allowed to do that? 273 00:13:49,536 --> 00:13:52,456 I don't know. I've been here eight years, and I've never... 274 00:13:52,539 --> 00:13:53,624 Rude. 275 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,302 I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure I'm in a dance-off. 276 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:13,269 Cafe disco is dead, but I can still hear the music in my head. 277 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,728 I hear it, too, boss. 278 00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,375 It's better than I imagined it. 279 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,129 It feels good, Dwight. 280 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,255 Tell me where it hurts. 281 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:44,591 Right... right there. 282 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,511 Yeah, you've got a knot in your crest. 283 00:14:47,594 --> 00:14:50,389 Dwight: This remedy has been passed down in my family for generations, 284 00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:52,224 and it always works. 285 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:56,603 My grandfather was told that diamond dancer would never race again. 286 00:14:56,687 --> 00:15:00,691 They were wrong. He came in ninth in the apple creek derby. 287 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:03,819 And his jerky came in third the following year. 288 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,449 A majestic beast. So fast, so tender. 289 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,872 Welcome, welcome. Cafe disco. I am Michael Scott. 290 00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,195 Hey, Angela, welcome to cafe... 291 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,374 Stop! 292 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,836 Angela, Angela, Angela, may I interest you in a triple Espresso, 293 00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:22,379 or perhaps a dance? 294 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,965 No, I didn't come down here to get wet and wild. 295 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,234 I just need you to sign these. 296 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:29,219 All right. Here you go. 297 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,780 And, no, you need to sign them all. 298 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,431 No, no, no. Here is the deal. 299 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,892 One signature for every song. 300 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,019 Look, I hate to be "that" person, 301 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,396 but I just don't like the general spirit of music. 302 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:43,859 I know, I know. Angela, a lot of people doubted cafe disco at first, 303 00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:47,488 but it is a magical place. You have to give it a chance. 304 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:50,407 If these walls could talk, they would say, 305 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:53,702 "this is a magical place. You're safe here. 306 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,081 "We are talking walls. We're not going to eat you." 307 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,255 This is oil from the gland of an otter. 308 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:08,509 It keeps their fur water resistant, as well as traps heat. 309 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,344 Now, I need you to lie still for an hour. 310 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,554 An hour? I can't stay here an hour. 311 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:16,141 Whoa, whoa, girl. Vvhoa.Vvhoa. 312 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:20,396 Boss, this used to hang from my windshield, but it belongs in here. 313 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:23,357 Hey, thank you, creed. You really get this place. 314 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:27,361 No problem. I'll just have no idea who's driving behind me now. 315 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,202 Look out. 316 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,583 Yeah! Yeah. 317 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,170 Yeah! Finish it off. 318 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,713 Oh, no! Oh, no! 319 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,430 Here we go. Okay, something's gonna happen. 320 00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:04,523 Michael: Here we go. Yeah. 321 00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,334 I'm going to go with the python. 322 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,170 But the rattler's so scary. 323 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:29,965 No, please, ifind the rattle soothing. Puts me to sleep. 324 00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:32,926 I think Bob's going to cheat on me with his new secretary. 325 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:40,976 What's so funny? 326 00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:44,605 When I say it out loud, it's so silly. 327 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:52,154 Hey, hey, Angela, no. No cleaning up. 328 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,656 You are forcing me to be down here. 329 00:17:54,781 --> 00:17:56,283 Am I not allowed to have some fun? 330 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,118 No cleaning up. 331 00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:12,216 These are for you. 332 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,384 They're beautiful. 333 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,095 Youready? Yeah. 334 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,492 We should probably stop by. It would mean a lot to him. 335 00:18:42,829 --> 00:18:47,042 Hey. Hey. Man, Jim and Pam. 336 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,128 Can you believe this? It's really happening. 337 00:18:50,837 --> 00:18:52,673 Want to dance, Dwight? 338 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,466 Ordinarily, I would say no, 339 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,970 but you need to move to reduce lactic acid buildup. 340 00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,889 Also, this song is fantastic. 341 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,101 Mind if I steal my wife? 342 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,145 You can't steal what is legally your property. 343 00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:12,526 Are those staples? 344 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,654 This dance competition is not over. 345 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:19,199 What dance competition? I was just dancing casually with my friend, y'all. 346 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,701 Yeah, right. 347 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,594 You guys are the best for coming. 348 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,958 You don't have to stay if you don't want to. I understand. 349 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,681 Jim: We're going to stay. Really? 350 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,725 At least for one more dance. 351 00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:49,021 No, not me. Not me. Get out of here. Cafe disco. 352 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:52,608 Hey, come on, man. We're not even to "y.' 353 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,067 this is so cheesy. 354 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,277 Yes. 355 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,950 I like cheesy. 356 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,160 Me, too. 357 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:10,083 You know, I think maybe I want a wedding wedding. 358 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,169 Me, too. 359 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,754 Really? Yeah. 360 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,596 Would you like to dance? 361 00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,710 Andy: Yeah. No, well, okay... Kelly: Stop squirming. 362 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,614 Well, stop trying to poke me with a sharp thing. 363 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,696 You wanted to do this, okay? Just be brave. 364 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,132 I know, but you're not a professional, 365 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,717 and I'm thinking maybe we should have gone that route. 366 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,326 I'm doing... no, I'm doing it for free. 367 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,595 Just... you have to stop squirming, 368 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:46,804 othennise, I'm going to mess up. 369 00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,330 Are you sure that's not the gay ear? 370 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,956 Gay ear? Are you 12 years old? 371 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,083 Well, I... 372 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,435 Look, I'm going to count to three. 373 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,460 Count to 20. 374 00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:56,296 No, I'm going to count to three. One, two, three. 375 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,881 Son of a bitch! 376 00:20:57,964 --> 00:20:59,966 Andy, that was just the ice. 377 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,468 It was? Yeah, it was.