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(Phone ringing)

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Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin.

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He's not available right now.

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Uh-huh.

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Yes. Sure, I'll give him the
message when he gets up. Gets back.

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Michael had chicken
pot pie for lunch.

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Actually, let me rephrase that.

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Michael had an entire
chicken pot pie for lunch.

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Let me be more specific.

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Michael ate an entire, family-sized
chicken pot pie for lunch,

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and then he promptly
fell asleep.

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So, we're all trying
to be very quiet,

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so as to not wake him up
before 5:00 pm,

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which actually
should be in about

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10 minutes.

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Okay, I'm gonna go in there
and change the computer.

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Are you sure you can
change his watch?

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(Whispering) I can do it.

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What do you need from me?

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Normally, I don't
condone leaving early,

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but I have an appointment
with the horse doctor.

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How that horse became
a doctor, I don't know.

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(Laughing)

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No, I'm kidding.

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He's just a regular doctor who
shoots your horse in the head

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when its leg is broken.

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(Michael moaning)

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(Car beeping)

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Like clockwork.

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(Mouthing)

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(All laughing)

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Oh, no.

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(Laughing)

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What's so funny?

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You had to be there.

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Oh, yay, geography joke.

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(Laughing)

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Oh. Wow, okay. All right, let's all go
home. Come on. See you all tamale.

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Andy: Bye.

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See you later, Michael.

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(All cheering)

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(Imitating gun firing)

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Jim: All right,
you ready for this?

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Yeah, we walk around, everyone
sees our faces, then we leave, right?

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Okay. Yeah.

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Wait, should I have
left the car running?

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(Both laughing)

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Oh, don't get us wrong,
we like picnics.

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Come on, who
doesn't like a picnic?

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Tell them what happenedlastyear

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I had this huge spider
in my baseball mitt.

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No, no, that guy who hit on me.

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Oh, right. Some drunk
guy hit on Pam last year.

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Said he was grabbing
her for balance.

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Yeah, you don't
grab these for balance.

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Well...

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I'm gonna say 30.

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Ah, 40.

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Insect repellent, which we clearly
need, reduces the effectiveness of spf.

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Good point, but thought of that
already, combination spf/repellent.

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Whoa. Homemade?

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Of course.

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You think the epa would
ever allow that much deet?

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(Both laughing)

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Rolf is my best friend.
We met in a shoe store.

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I heard him asking for a shoe
that could increase his speed

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and not leave any tracks.

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Michael, isn't that Holly?

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(Laughing)

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We're just friends.

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Hey, hey. Wait a second.

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Who let you in here,
is what I wanna know.

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Oh, no.

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I see they're letting
just anybody in here.

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Mmm-hmm. Yeah, that's right.

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All right. All right. Mmm-hmm.

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(Both laughing)

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Hey.

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You remember a.J., my boyfriend?

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A little bit. I meet
a lot of people.

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Hey, Michael. Hey.

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(Grunts)

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So, would you guys
like some lemonade?

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Or one of you? Or both of you?

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Either-or. Combinations
are endless.

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Lemonade sounds great. Okay.

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I'd love an iced tea, actually.

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You can go to hell.

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(Laughing) I'm kidding.

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Um, sure, I will get you the
best iced tea in the world.

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I lied to Kevin.

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Holly and I can
never be just friends.

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I wrote down a list
of bullet points

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why Holly and I
should be together,

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and I'm going to find the perfect
moment today and I'm going to tell her.

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Number one, "Holly, you
and I are soup snakes."

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And the reason is

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because in terms of
the soup, we like to...

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That doesn't make any sense.
We're soul mates.

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Holly and I are soul mates.

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Charles: Jim, Pam.

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Jim: Hey, how are you?
Pam: Hey, Charles.

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Yeah. Nice day, huh?

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Must be nice to get a
rest from all your rest.

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I don't get it. He's not
even my boss anymore.

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Do you want me to
beat him up for you?

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No, I shouldn't have to ask you to
do stuff like that. You should just do it.

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Listen up, everyone. I've gone
over this lineup very carefully.

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We cannot forget the humiliation

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we suffered last year
at the softball game

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with Jim's whole
spider-in-the-mitt incident. Right?

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Well, I could've died, so...

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I looked it up
online afterwards.

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Erin, back row.
Ryan, you move up a row.

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Bro-migo, do you think you
could put Erin on my row?

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Why? I don't understand.

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(Exclaiming) No, wait...
Wait a minute, I get it.

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You want her to set you
up so you can spike it.

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(Laughing) Uh...

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I'll tell you what, I'm
gonna do you one better.

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I'm gonna put you
next to Phyllis.

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She's the best
setter on the team.

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Thats_. Sly dog.

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Not what I meant.

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Dwight: Come on, folks!

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What is up with you two, Holly?

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Um, not much.

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We're designing a house.

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Cool, for who?

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For us.

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Wow.

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I'm designing a chair.

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It's part of your pants.

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You sit down, you're supported.

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I remember your chair-pants
idea. Michael: Yeah.

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(Laughing)

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I like that. Put me down
for a pair. I'm a size-34 waist.

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All right, fatty, I will do it.

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You know what, we
should actually rehearse.

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(Gasps) Okay, yeah.

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You guys are
really gonna do this?

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You bet your fat ass we are.

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Well, in his infinite wisdom,

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David Wallace has authorized
us to put on a little presentation

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about the history
of dunder Mifflin.

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Yep, old comedy team
is back together again.

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(Chuckles) That's right.

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"Have you heard the news?

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"Extra! Extra!
Read all about it!"

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"Newspapers for sale!"

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Are you blind? Are you blind?

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Sir? With the glasses,
are you literally blind?

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I'm concerned you
might be in danger.

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These are expensive
ray-bans, jackass.

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Okay, I was just
looking out for you.

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You're doing great, by the way.

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Thanks.

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I got it.

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(Exclaiming)

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Dwight: (Exclaims)
Kevin, come on! Are you blind?

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I could've gotten that, idiot! Can
you see things with your eyeballs?

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It's not a sledgehammer!

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Come on, people. We need
to get our heads in the game.

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Let's focus. Come on,
you're better than this.

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I am better than this.

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Phyllis, why are you
sitting on the ground?

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We've been out here for
a while, I don't need this.

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(Sighing)

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Oh, come... Ryan, come
on, man! One second.

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Wait, wait, wait! Net, net.
Her hand's on the net.

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So what? Rule violation.

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Ball is ours. Give it to me.

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Our point. What?

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Okay, hey, Pam, how you doing?

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Hey, do you know if you're right-handed
or left-handed, or do you even know?

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What hand do you use
to answer the phone?

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Back off, Dwight.

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(Grunts)

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(All exclaiming)

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(All cheering)

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Man: Nice hit, Pam!

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What?

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(Mouthing)

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Maybe I played a little in
junior high and in high school.

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Maybe a little in college.

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And went to volleyball
camp most summers.

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Man: All right, come on!

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(All cheering)

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Yeah, look at that. We
win. Nice shot, beesly.

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Yes, we advance
to the next round!

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Oh, lord in heaven.

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Had to be part of the group.

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(Laughing)

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(Sighs)

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Brought some snacky-snacks
in case we get hungry.

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Ooh, yes, please.

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Mmm.

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So, what do you have
planned for us today?

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What? Do you have a
script for the sketch or...

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Um, no, I just thought
we'd wing it. That cool?

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Crystal cool.

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(All applauding)
Dwight: Hit it, Andy.

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Andy: Bump, I bumped it!

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Set. Don't set it to yourself.

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Yeah.

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(All cheering)

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Ow! My ankle.

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Oscar: What happened?

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I twisted it.

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You weren't even moving.

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Okay, sub.

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I can play.

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Is there a Meredith here?

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Yeah! Man in!

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Rolf, did you not hear me?

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I don't hear cheaters, tramps or
women who break my friend's heart.

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Let's go!

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We could do a movie
sort of thing.

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(Gasps) We could do
back to the future.

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Oh. We have to convince
dunder and Mifflin

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to go back in time,
fix their parents.

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(Both laughing)

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Could we get a delorean?

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Jaws. They swim in the ocean and
they terrorize the whole community.

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Both: (Imitating jaws theme)
Dunder, dunder, dunder, dunder...

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(Exclaiming)

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(Both laughing)

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We haven't found
our great idea yet.

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No. No.

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(Sighs)

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We're circling it.

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Hmm.

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(Grunts)

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Andy: Yes! Oh, yeah!

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Nicely done. We're still
gonna crush you, though.

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00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,736
Yes, we are. You
suckers are going down!

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00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:14,530
They're gonna wipe their
asses with your serves!

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Piss all over yourfaces!

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Rolf: That's true!

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This reminds me of the
hr convention last fall.

241
00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:25,207
Oh, yeah, with Bernie and
efrem. That was hilarious.

242
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Really, really funny.

243
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,710
Really funny.

244
00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:31,797
Listen, guys. One more
point and we play corporate.

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(Grunts)

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(All cheering)

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Settle down, gentlemen.

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Pam: Good game!

249
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Welcome to the 43rd annual
company picnic, everybody.

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Thanks for being here.

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Now, a couple of employees have
volunteered to entertain us with a song.

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Uh, it's a sketch now.

253
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Okay.

254
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Introducing Scranton's Michael Scott
performing with nashua's Holly flax.

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I have not seen this.

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(All applauding)

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And now, presenting

258
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slumdunder mifflinaire!
Slumdunder mifflinaire!

259
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:17,718
(Humming)

260
00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:21,180
Are you ready to play
slumdunder mifflinaire?

261
00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,807
Yes, I am.

262
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:26,894
For $100, where did
dunder meet Mifflin?

263
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,146
A, on easy street,

264
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:32,066
b, a tour of dartmouth college,

265
00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:34,401
c, they never met,

266
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,029
d, brushing their teeth.

267
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:43,119
Oh. I'm thinking.

268
00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:45,913
I'm going to say

269
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,502
b, tour of dartmouth college.

270
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:53,587
That is correct!

271
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:57,341
How did you know that?

272
00:11:57,424 --> 00:11:59,093
(Screaming)

273
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,595
Michael: I was there!

274
00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:05,766
I was a tour guide at
dartmouth college! No!

275
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:10,437
Nice campus.
Think you'll get in?

276
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:13,482
Yeah. I'm definitely
getting in. I'm a shoo-in.

277
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,025
I'm Robert dunder.

278
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,861
I'm Robert Mifflin.

279
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,035
Robert Mifflin had a great life,

280
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:28,372
but unfortunately had
undiagnosed depression,

281
00:12:28,455 --> 00:12:31,917
which over 9 million Americans
suffer from and is very treatable.

282
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:35,963
For$250, how
did he kill himself?

283
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,090
A, a rope,

284
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,134
b, a knife,

285
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,469
c, a gun,

286
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,264
d, brushing his teeth.

287
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:51,103
$250 is more money than
I've ever seen in my life.

288
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:57,776
I will say c, a gun. He
shot himself in the head.

289
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:00,487
That is correct!

290
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:01,697
Yes!

291
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,825
(Laughing) I usually
don't enjoy the theater,

292
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,619
but this is delightful.

293
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,664
The economic downturn
has been difficult recently,

294
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:14,168
forcing the closures of
both Camden and yonkers

295
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:17,338
to be followed soon
by what other branch?

296
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:21,258
For $500,000, is it

297
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,885
a, Scranton,

298
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,428
(all murmuring)

299
00:13:24,511 --> 00:13:26,055
B, buffalo,

300
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,141
c, utica,

301
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,852
or d, toothbrush?

302
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,480
I will say b,
buffalo, final answer.

303
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:35,606
That is correct!

304
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,524
What is he talking about?
Woman: What?

305
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,793
Woman: No way.
It's gotta be a joke.

306
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:39,818
(Screaming)

307
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,238
How did you know that?
David Wallace told me!

308
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,322
David, is this true?

309
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,783
Uh, okay, everyone,
we're at a picnic today...

310
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:48,035
Are we losing our jobs
or not, David?

311
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:50,120
They didn't know? I guess not.

312
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,557
David: I'm sorry. This certainly
wasn't the time or the place

313
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:53,832
to announce this sort of thing,

314
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:57,753
but there have been talks
about closing the buffalo branch.

315
00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:58,879
And?

316
00:13:59,546 --> 00:14:01,173
We're closing
the buffalo branch.

317
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,511
Are you serious? You've
gotta be kidding me!

318
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,806
We're the best branch in
the company. I don't believe it.

319
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,437
How could you possibly think

320
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,815
that the right way to
announce a branch closing

321
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,984
was in a comedy sketch
at the company picnic?

322
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,695
Well, I didn't know
they didn't know.

323
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,422
What about the fact
that they're here today?

324
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:26,490
What about that? That
didn't throw up any alarms?

325
00:14:26,573 --> 00:14:29,660
No, Michael needed a little
bit for his comedy sketch

326
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,066
and he thought, "oh, this
would be real funny." Thank you.

327
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,581
Damn it, Michael. I told
you that in confidence.

328
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:38,711
Now I have to go over and deal with
these employees and their families.

329
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,230
A little boy just
walked up to me and said,

330
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,506
"is my daddy gonna
have a job by Christmas?"

331
00:14:42,589 --> 00:14:45,467
Well, he'sjust thinking
about his own gifts.

332
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,013
Maybe we shouldn't play
due to the circumstances.

333
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,932
Hey, people need volleyball
now more than ever.

334
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,475
How do you figure?

335
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,271
Because if we don't play,
then the other team wins.

336
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,108
Dwight's right. Corporate
deserves to get its ass kicked.

337
00:15:02,609 --> 00:15:04,028
Let's do this.

338
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:06,947
Jim, come on!

339
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,784
Look who just woke up!

340
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,119
(Laughing)

341
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:14,872
(Grunts)

342
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,623
I've been up for a while!

343
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,713
It's 6 to 6. It's a nail biter.

344
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:27,217
Kevin! Now it's 7-6. Or is that
too much accounting for you?

345
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,070
Here's an accounting
question for you.

346
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,889
What does one fiance
plus one lover equal?

347
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:33,307
Answer, one whore.

348
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,100
Okay, knock it off, Rolf.

349
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,895
What? She's sitting there
casting aspersions... Rolf, please.

350
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,205
No, wait a minute.
I am asking nicely.

351
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:41,315
Wait, you don't mean
that. Rolf, leave it alone.

352
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:45,527
Erin: You got it.

353
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,488
Woman: All right.

354
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,283
(Exclaiming)

355
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,663
Charles: Got it. Damn!

356
00:15:58,874 --> 00:15:59,875
I got it. Oscar: Pam!

357
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:00,959
(Groans)

358
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,045
Jim: You all right?
Yeah. No, no, no, I'm fine.

359
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,338
Yeah. You sure?

360
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,382
Hey, easy, easy, easy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

361
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,925
You want to get that looked at.

362
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,094
No, no, it's fine.
Just give me a second.

363
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,930
I don't know. You know,
this is a company picnic.

364
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,265
So, technically, that is a
company injury, you know.

365
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,018
The safest thing to do is get
that examined. Right, David?

366
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,245
Yeah. All right, you know what?

367
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,830
You're just trying to
get rid of our best player.

368
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,648
Oh, Jim, you're
putting a volleyball game

369
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,051
in front of your
fiancée's health.

370
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,860
Look, seriously, I
can move it fine. No...

371
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,255
Come on, let's go. It's our
ball. Let's go. Man: I don't know.

372
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,490
Yeah, I don't think we can
let you play with that foot.

373
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,076
(Pam sighs) Tell you
what. I spotted a small hospital

374
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,911
a few kilometers south of here.

375
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:38,455
Get her back as soon
as possible. I'll stall them.

376
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,334
I guess that's it for you, Jim.

377
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,671
All right, you know
what? Let's do this.

378
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:47,880
We'll be back.

379
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:51,176
Oh, man, I am so mad
that Pam got hurt!

380
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:52,970
(Grunting)

381
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,516
I'll get it.

382
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,898
Probably shouldn't
have mentioned buffalo.

383
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,650
Hindsight.

384
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,069
Should've had hindsight.

385
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,698
How do you think it went
before the buffalo thing?

386
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:15,033
I think it went well.
I think it was good.

387
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,994
There weren't any laughs.

388
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,871
(Sighing) Well, that was
a tough audience.

389
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,582
Yeah, but we wrote it
specifically for this audience.

390
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:25,919
Believe me, I have seen a lot
of tough audiences in my time,

391
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,005
and that was one of them.

392
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,132
Well, I'm glad we did it.

393
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,427
Me, too.

394
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:52,571
We have a lot of good
material for next year's sketch.

395
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,120
I can't wait.

396
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:07,169
Yeah, she's with the nurse right now,
so you'll have to stall a little longer.

397
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,046
No. Don't send in the subs yet.

398
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,548
Dwight, I don't know.
Think of something.

399
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,192
Well, to be safe, we should do
an X-ray. How long will that take?

400
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,428
Well, it shouldn't be
too bad. It's a slow day.

401
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,514
So, no other
radiation this year,

402
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,357
no metal plates, no
chance you're pregnant...

403
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,784
I'm sorry. Could we
just hurry this up?

404
00:18:21,808 --> 00:18:22,869
I've got a game to get back to.

405
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,162
Oh, good, because
my next question was,

406
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,586
"do you have a game
to get back to?"

407
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,689
What did you think?

408
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:30,275
I loved it

409
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,836
you know, there was
a part near the end

410
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,738
that seemed like that went
on a little long, but...

411
00:18:34,821 --> 00:18:36,049
Well, you guys
should hit the road

412
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:39,076
before I close down
another branch.

413
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:40,410
Okay. So good to see you.

414
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,828
Good to see you.

415
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,831
Michael. A.J.

416
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,188
Michael: I didn't find
the perfect moment,

417
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:54,424
because I think that today
was about just having today.

418
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:59,763
And I think that we are one of
those couples with a long story

419
00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:02,266
when people ask how
we found each other.

420
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:07,437
I will see her
every now and then,

421
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:11,400
and maybe one year,
she'll be with somebody,

422
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,652
and the next year,
I'll be with somebody,

423
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,113
and it's gonna take a long time.

424
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,742
And then it's perfect.

425
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,663
I'm in no rush.

426
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,875
Dwight, come on, now. It's
time to put in the subs. Ha!

427
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,128
Yeah, it looks like
Pam won't make it back.

428
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,964
David: Okay?
(Sighing) Okay, fine.

429
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,674
Okay. Annmm comeon

430
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,135
except you know what?
It's not fine.

431
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:42,055
How many people need to get hurt
before we learn a valuable lesson?

432
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,057
One? Two?

433
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,435
Three? Four?

434
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,270
David: Dwight...
No, no. Hear me out.

435
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,315
Five? Six?

436
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,566
David: Dwight.

437
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,067
Seven? Can I finish, please?

438
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,152
David: Okay.

439
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:56,945
Eight?

440
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:58,822
Oh, Dwight, we're so close.

441
00:19:58,905 --> 00:20:00,449
Just buy us a few more minutes.

442
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:04,039
Well, they just called me in for
an update, so I'll call you right back.

443
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,454
Okay. Okay, great.

444
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:10,125
(Inaudible)

445
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:44,951
Hey, Dwight. Uh...

446
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,287
Send in the subs.

447
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:49,956
(Laughs)

448
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,754
(Exclaims)

449
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,631
(Pam laughing)