1 00:00:05,923 --> 00:00:07,675 Not again. 2 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:10,386 Bow down before recyclops. 3 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:12,229 Five years ago corporate said we had to start 4 00:00:12,263 --> 00:00:13,764 a recycling program for earth day, 5 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:15,308 so Dwight took the lead on that, 6 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:19,395 and introduced us to a very close friend of his named recyclops. 7 00:00:19,896 --> 00:00:22,523 Happy earth day, everyone. I'm recyclops. 8 00:00:22,607 --> 00:00:24,025 Did you know that an old milk carton 9 00:00:24,108 --> 00:00:26,360 can be sawed in half and used as a planter? 10 00:00:26,444 --> 00:00:29,572 Jim: The next year, he really stepped things up. 11 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:34,660 Who has put a number seven plastic in a number four bin? 12 00:00:34,744 --> 00:00:38,289 A year after that, recyclops really began to take shape. 13 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:44,795 Recyclops will drown you in your over-watered lawns! 14 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,549 Then tragedy struck recyclops when his fictional planet 15 00:00:48,633 --> 00:00:51,844 was attacked by some other fictitious thing, I can't remember. 16 00:00:51,928 --> 00:00:55,473 Recyclops will have his revenge! 17 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,993 I think this was also the year that he renounced earth day 18 00:00:58,017 --> 00:01:01,145 and vowed to destroy the planet he once loved. 19 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:03,564 Oh, my god, you guys, look! It's recyclops! 20 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:06,400 Recyclops destroy! 21 00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:08,319 (Bellowing) 22 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:13,032 Oh, is today recyclops day? Yes. 23 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:15,135 I thought you were killed by polluticon or something. 24 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:16,911 Polluticon wishes. 25 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:20,665 That's aerosol spray. It's terrible for the environment. 26 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,708 Dwight: Humans are terrible for the environment. 27 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:24,502 (Bellowing) 28 00:01:25,962 --> 00:01:27,755 The thing I like most about recyclops 29 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:30,549 is that he's creating a different world for our child. 30 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:31,634 Hmm. 31 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:34,762 A world where you truly can be anything you want. 32 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,180 Jim: God bless you, recyclops, 33 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:38,015 and your cold robot heart. 34 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:14,635 Okay. Okay. How about this? 35 00:02:15,845 --> 00:02:16,846 That's great. 36 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:18,639 I want it to be better than great, Pam. 37 00:02:18,723 --> 00:02:22,184 How about I remain seated and I just do a little bit of a nod, 38 00:02:22,268 --> 00:02:24,270 sort of a humble thing? Sure. 39 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:26,605 No. Then my face is down. They can't see my face. 40 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:28,000 And it looks like you're taking a dump. 41 00:02:28,024 --> 00:02:31,819 Alan brand who's the ceo of the company, 42 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,654 if title is important to you, 43 00:02:33,738 --> 00:02:38,075 has personally invited moi to go to New York 44 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,744 to the shareholders' meeting 45 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:42,288 and sit up on the stage with the board of directors. 46 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,957 And at some point, they're going to introduce me 47 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:49,754 as the most successful branch manager that they have. 48 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:53,924 And then Michael Scott turns and waves to the crowd. 49 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,427 And the crowd goes wild. 50 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:59,972 Ladies and gentlemen, from Scranton, Pennsylvania, 51 00:03:00,056 --> 00:03:04,602 please welcome Michael "the machine" Scott! 52 00:03:08,481 --> 00:03:10,066 Don't do the twirl. Lose the twirl. 53 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:12,068 Dwight: Twirl sucks. Michael, I hated the twirl. 54 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:13,319 Hate the twirl. 55 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:15,613 Okay, obviously I'm not going to do the twirl. 56 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,490 I only did it because I nailed the wave. 57 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:19,033 Yeah, good. Don't do it. 58 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:23,371 (Enunciating) I'm not going to do the twirl, all right? 59 00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:25,247 It's not even a twirl. It's a spin. 60 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,126 I might do the spin. 61 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:32,922 The long-term problem is bad investments that they need to dump. 62 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,673 And the short-term problem is the company 63 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:36,397 has no cash and there's nowhere to get it. 64 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:39,387 Okay, Oscar. I don't need the whole enchilada, just bullet points. 65 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:40,590 Those are the bullet points. 66 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:42,098 We”, could you condense it, please? 67 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:43,641 That's as simple as I can make it. 68 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,004 Michael, the limo's here for you. 69 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:46,644 It's not a limo, it's a town car. 70 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,121 Town cars are actually better, though, 71 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,855 better torque, better handling. 72 00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:51,232 He said limousine, so... 73 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:54,318 Check it out, guys, there's a limo down here. 74 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:02,451 Michael, look. 75 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:06,914 Oh, man! It's a limo. 76 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,040 They sent a limo. 77 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,459 Town cars suck. A town car 78 00:04:10,543 --> 00:04:12,646 is something that a company sends when they're in trouble. 79 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:15,965 A limousine is something that a company sends 80 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:19,093 when they have cause for celebration. 81 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,680 And in this case, I think we are celebrating me. 82 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,395 Kevin: Move it! Quick! 83 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,689 Michael: (Laughs) Wow! Wow! 84 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,732 Andy: Oh, no way! Yeah! 85 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:38,279 What kind of mileage does this baby get? 86 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:41,240 It's like what high school kids take to prom on TV shows. 87 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:43,951 So typical of management to spend money on this. 88 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,953 (Exclaiming) Bunch of boobs! 89 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,497 Hate to break it to you, Oscar, but some of us like boobs. 90 00:04:48,581 --> 00:04:50,374 Calves. Calves all the way. 91 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:51,750 I'm so jealous right now. 92 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:54,587 Hey, you know who you should be jealous of? 93 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,005 Yourself. 94 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:58,966 Because you're invited, and you're invited, 95 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,010 and you're invited, and you, and you, 96 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:02,696 and you and you and you and you... car seats eight. 97 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:03,971 What? The car seats eight. 98 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,347 The limo seats eight. 99 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:08,184 Okay, then Jim and Pam and Ryan plus a guest. 100 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:09,268 No, thanks. No. 101 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,978 I'll use it when you're done. 102 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:13,063 Michael: Mmm. 103 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:16,233 Whoa. 104 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:19,445 The dunder Mifflin stock symbol is dmi. 105 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,030 Do you know what that stands for? 106 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:22,907 Dummies, morons and idiots, 107 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,618 because that's what you'd have to be to own it. 108 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:29,538 And as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers. 109 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,391 Michael: I wish the windows weren't tinted 110 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:33,417 so people could see us in here. 111 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:36,337 Hey, guys, do you think anyone might have had sex in here? 112 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,214 Definitely. Definitely. Smells like it. 113 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:39,840 Look, they got pillows. 114 00:05:39,924 --> 00:05:42,092 That, that's bigger than my bed. 115 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:44,428 Word. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 116 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,931 Michael: Who's playing with the button? 117 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,601 Hey, Ryan, could you start consohdafing 118 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,353 all our rolodex information into outlook? 119 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:54,188 Doesn't seem like there's much of a point 120 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,431 if the company's going under. 121 00:05:55,481 --> 00:05:56,666 But if the company doesn't go under, 122 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,418 then we'll finally have all our contacts in one program. 123 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,420 Company's probably going under, though. It could go either way. 124 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:01,630 Seems like it's leaning one way. 125 00:06:01,654 --> 00:06:03,048 Maybe we should just wait and find out. 126 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:04,073 Definitely. Okay. 127 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:06,992 So should we wait to find out before we start doing all this stuff? 128 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:09,286 Nah. Might as well do it now. 129 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:15,876 Michael, what if somebody asks you a question at this meeting? 130 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,103 Are you just going to wave or what? 131 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,504 I will have to answer. 132 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:19,588 I'll ask you a question. 133 00:06:19,672 --> 00:06:20,798 Make it a softball. 134 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,384 Something he can, like, crank out of the park. 135 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:26,554 Michael Scott, you run the most profitable branch of dunder Mifflin. 136 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:27,805 Yeah. How do you do it? 137 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:31,600 No, no, that's too hard. Say, your name is zamboni, 138 00:06:31,976 --> 00:06:34,770 and then I will say, "well, we're sort of on thin ice." 139 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:35,896 (Laughs) Uh-oh! 140 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:37,820 I won't say that. I'll say something like that. 141 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,067 Andy: This is your big day. Come on. 142 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,570 Whoo. Oh, my god. This is it. 143 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:44,738 Laurie: Mr. Scott? Yes. 144 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:46,073 I'm Laurie. Oh, hi. 145 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,634 Thank you for joining us. Come with me. 146 00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:49,827 Well, thank you. And please call... 147 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,870 Continue to call me Mr. Scott. 148 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:52,955 (Chuckling) Okay. 149 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,933 If you just want to follow me I'll take you up to the lounge. 150 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:57,751 Well, I guess this is as far as I can take you guys, so... 151 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,628 Dwight: Good luck, Michael. See you later. 152 00:07:01,714 --> 00:07:04,008 Officers. Thank you. 153 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,092 After you, Mr. Scott. 154 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:06,510 Thank you. 155 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,220 Michael. Hello. 156 00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:09,531 So glad you coqunakeit thank you. 157 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:10,598 How was the ride? 158 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:13,642 Oh. It was awesome. Very, very sublime. 159 00:07:13,726 --> 00:07:15,728 I'm glad. I want to introduce you to everyone. 160 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:17,771 Okay. First we'll start with Alan brand. 161 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:19,273 Alan, ceo. 162 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,525 Michael Scott, branch manager, Scranton. 163 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,628 It's nice to meet you, Michael. Nice to meet you, too. 164 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,946 It's an honor and a privilege. 165 00:07:26,030 --> 00:07:29,116 Seated, we have the former congressman, Chris o'keefe. 166 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:30,284 Your eminence. 167 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:33,954 For those of you with questions, please line up 168 00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:35,348 behind one of the four microphones 169 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:36,641 that have been placed in the aisles. 170 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,250 Coming through! (Shooing) 171 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:56,602 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 172 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,146 (Grunts) Damn it! 173 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:03,150 What... okay. (Grunting) 174 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:07,988 I was hoping to lob Michael a softball question early. 175 00:08:08,072 --> 00:08:10,032 I wanted to swing by the garment district, 176 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,409 pick up a few crates of my shirts. 177 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:14,036 I got a shirt guy. 178 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:16,914 Oscar: Would you believe this? 179 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,708 The money they spent on this convention hall! 180 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:21,043 Excuse me, miss. 181 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:23,962 Just want to take this stupid board of directors by their necks. 182 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:25,673 This is so simple. 183 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:26,882 Yeah. Idiots! 184 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,842 Well, you should do that. Get in line. 185 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:32,137 Oh, what a great idea, and lose my job. No, thank you. 186 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:37,351 Look, do you want to be able to tell your grandkids 187 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:38,686 you stood up for yourself 188 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:41,730 during america's biggest financial crisis? 189 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,275 How is he going to have grandkids? 190 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:48,320 You guys ever protect the president? 191 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:54,201 What about Madonna or Obama twins? Anybody famous? 192 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:56,078 Not supposed to talk about it. 193 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,287 Nelly furtado. 194 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:58,580 Alan: All right, guys. 195 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:00,999 Are you ready? 196 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:02,501 Rock and roll. 197 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,007 (Audience booing) 198 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:25,733 Dunder Mifflin is still a strong company, 199 00:09:25,816 --> 00:09:28,068 and we are poised to come through this 200 00:09:28,152 --> 00:09:31,447 more streamlined and profitable than ever. 201 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:33,449 (Jeering) 202 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,909 This is not as much fun as I thought it would be. 203 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:38,245 It was fun when we weren't on the brink of bankruptcy. 204 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,806 (Over mic) We're going bankrupt, you think? 205 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,582 (Audience clamoring) 206 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,543 They are really angry. 207 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,880 The shareholders need to empower our leadership... 208 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:49,274 I'm just going to run to the bathroom. 209 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:50,591 Will you save my place? Sure. 210 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,259 No. He will not. 211 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,427 Excuse me? 212 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,597 Oh, I'm sorry. Were you raised in a household with no consequences? 213 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:57,723 It'll just be a second. 214 00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:01,435 If onlys and justs were candies and nuts 215 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:04,021 then every day would be erntedankfest. 216 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,784 And we're confident there are many things 217 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:10,611 to be optimistic about in dunder Mifflin's future. 218 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:13,447 And one of them is here with us today. 219 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:17,743 Michael Scott, Scranton branch manager. 220 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,036 Dwight: (Clapping) Yes! 221 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,263 Alan: In these uncertain times, 222 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:23,123 Michael has managed to maintain steady profits 223 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:27,252 from his Scranton branch. We all thank you, Michael. 224 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,882 Another bright spot in the dunder Mifflin landscape, 225 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:35,886 our new waste pulp repurposing plant in milford. 226 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,387 (Applauding) 227 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,050 Hey, Phyllis, are you just getting back from lunch now? 228 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,102 Mmm. Bob took me to capello's. 229 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:45,729 We got a little tipsy. 230 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:46,814 Okay. 231 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,607 Shouldn't be telling me that stuff, 232 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,360 and also shouldn't be taking two-hour lunches without telling me. 233 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:54,321 Oh, it's okay. Michael doesn't really care about these things. 234 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:58,158 I care about them. And I'm just as much of a boss as Michael. 235 00:10:58,242 --> 00:10:59,451 (Bothlaugh) 236 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:01,829 What's so funny? I'm a co-manager. 237 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,330 That doesn't make you a boss. 238 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,582 It's not like you can fire people or anything. 239 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,667 (Stuttering) 240 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,169 Who... how did you... Who told you this? 241 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:11,046 Vvecantsay Ryan. 242 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,673 Sorry. I'm plastered. 243 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,716 Okay, who else has heard the rumor 244 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,594 that I am not as much in charge as Michael? 245 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,060 Stuff gets around. I don't participate. 246 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:27,396 Who here heard it from Ryan? 247 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,189 Does an e-mail count? 248 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:30,315 Yes. 249 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:31,900 Then, yeah. 250 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:34,027 I am just as much of a boss as Michael, 251 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,321 and I can do anything that Michael can do. 252 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:37,739 All right? 253 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:40,450 Who here believes that I have as much power as Michael? 254 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:49,209 I forgot I have to support him, no matter what. 255 00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:50,627 Close one. 256 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,296 These questions are bush league. 257 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,673 You should get up and say something. 258 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,967 You got to be true to what's in there. 259 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,219 Don't be a wuss. 260 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:01,889 I've always been the guy who can rally other people to rebel. 261 00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:04,933 In high school I organized a walkout over standardized testing. 262 00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:08,270 Got over 500 students to just skip the sats. 263 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,123 At the last second, I chickened out, took it anyway. 264 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:12,983 Got a 1220. Always regretted it. 265 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,402 I feel lachrymose. 266 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:17,821 (Audience booing) 267 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,073 Believe me, everyone is working very hard, 268 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:23,368 working weekends, struggling, trying to right the ship. 269 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:24,578 You're criminals! 270 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:28,498 Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry. These are not criminals. 271 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:32,419 They're nice. They invited me to come here today. 272 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,213 They invited me to their hospitality suite, 273 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:38,175 where I had free food and it was delicious. 274 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:40,385 Get this, you know how nice they are? 275 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,095 They sent a stretch limo 276 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,264 all the way to pick me up in Scranton. 277 00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:46,516 Limousine? Yes. 278 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,119 You're all corrupt! You should be in jail! 279 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:49,144 (Audience agreeing) 280 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:53,231 Quiet! Quiet, please! Please, quiet! 281 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:57,861 Quiet, please! We want to hear your questions. 282 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:02,282 Do you love her, or do you love the idea of her? 283 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,660 I don't know, man. I just don't know. 284 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:07,746 I've got to make an example out of him. Should I just fire him? 285 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,498 Can you actually fire people? 286 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:10,832 To be honest, I don't know. 287 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,418 But maybe I could just yell at him in front of people. 288 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:15,712 Well, I can't really imagine you yelling at anyone. 289 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,714 Oh, iyell. You've heard me yell. 290 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:20,050 Okay. I've heard you exclaim. 291 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,470 Like the time you said, "hey, look, we parked over here!" 292 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:24,656 Well, that was apple-picking day. 293 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,865 There was no need to yell that day. 294 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,016 You know, I was just excited to find the car. 295 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,310 Perfect end to a perfect day. 296 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:33,146 Well, you'll figure it out. 297 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,902 Okay, we're going to take a 15-minute break, 298 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,904 and then we're going to answer more questions. 299 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,155 You haven't said anything yet 300 00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,699 and we're headed for bankruptcy! 301 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,325 All: Yeah! Yeah! 302 00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:48,049 Yeah, well, that's not going to happen. That's not going to happen. 303 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,746 We'll be back with some answers. 304 00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,999 Man: What? Woman: What answers? 305 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:55,127 Okay, lknow that you're mad at me 306 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,312 and you're mad at all of them... 307 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,171 How are you going to fix the company? 308 00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,132 Okay. All right. 309 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,842 (Audience cheering) 310 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,260 All right. 311 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,555 We are going to go out there during this break 312 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:09,474 and we're going to come back with a plan. 313 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,494 We're going to come back with a plan for you. 314 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,520 It's a 45-day plan. 315 00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:16,732 Forty-five days to get us back on track. 316 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,358 (Man cheering) 317 00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:19,985 Forty-five points. 318 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,655 It's a 45-day, 45-point, one point per day, 319 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,866 we get to 45 points, we're back in business! 320 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,743 (Audience cheering) 321 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,954 And you can take that to the bank! 322 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,873 And, limo lady, 323 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,126 we are going completely carbon-neutral! 324 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,961 (Audience cheering) 325 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,925 I love you, New York! 326 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,694 You! You! 327 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,697 Hey, Ryan, how's it going? 328 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,407 Here's the thing. 329 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:10,452 I've tried it, like, five different ways in my head and... 330 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:14,164 Oh. Got one. I'm such a perfectionist 331 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,918 that I'd kind of rather not do it at all than do a crappy version. 332 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,521 Simple data entry, though. So there's really only one way to do it. 333 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,523 Sounds like you have a really specific vision for it. 334 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,025 Do you want to maybe just take a whack at it? 335 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,258 You know what? What? 336 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,652 I think I know the problem. Great. 337 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:27,803 I think you seem distracted. 338 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,221 Yep, that is the problem. 339 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:30,656 And you know what, I came up with something 340 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,000 that I think is really gonna help. 341 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,785 Well, I'm glad you're finally being proactive, Jim. 342 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,894 I am, too. Let me show you. 343 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,607 Wow, things are really picking up. 344 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:41,942 What was that about? 345 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,110 What? 346 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,778 You were supposed to wave. 347 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,696 I did wave. I did a lot more than wave. 348 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,174 What are we supposed to tell them now? 349 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,533 Okay, you've dug us quite a hole. 350 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,993 We tell them the plan. Right? 351 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,495 There is no plan. 352 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,458 Here's what we're going to do. 353 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:01,378 The 45-day thing that I outlined, we go with that. 354 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:02,963 Day 45, company saved. 355 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:05,132 Day 44, go, what have we got? 356 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,216 We have 15 minutes. 357 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,467 Excuse me? 358 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,636 Just whatever comes to mind, shout it out. 359 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:10,887 Who the hell is this guy? 360 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:14,266 I am the guy who roused that crowd. 361 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:15,576 David: Yes. Got them on their feet. 362 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,602 They were so happy down there. Yes. Yes. 363 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,062 Who cares? 364 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,191 Okay. All right. 365 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:27,487 Well, I know a guy, this Mexican guy, he's a math wiz. 366 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,032 He knows economics as well as he knows buhfighfing. 367 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:34,327 And I am going to call in a little favor. 368 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:35,971 No, no, no. Don't call anybody, Michael. 369 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,330 Well, I'm texting him, so. 370 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:40,417 Please do not text anybody now, Michael. 371 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,253 It's done. 372 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,213 (Vibrating) 373 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,596 There he is. Come on in, come on in. 374 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,431 Gentlemen, I would like you to meet Oscar. 375 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,891 Come on in, don't be shy. 376 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,018 This is Oscar Martinez. 377 00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,854 Oscar, why don't you come over here? Let me present you. 378 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,480 Step up, step up there. 379 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:06,818 Oscar is an accountant extraordinaire at the Scranton branch, 380 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:08,111 and he has a wonderful idea 381 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:11,031 as to how to get us out of this murky, murky situation. 382 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,240 Take it away. 383 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:18,997 I think this is really going to help. 384 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,041 If you could just hold up here one second. 385 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,564 Hey, guys, just a quick announcement. 386 00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:24,085 If I could have everyone's attention. 387 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:26,963 Just figured you needed a place where you could concentrate. 388 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,216 And not be bothered by bothering people. 389 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,300 Okay. 390 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,968 Let me show you what I mean. 391 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:35,347 Your new office. How great is that, right? 392 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,515 For a job well done. Well, not done. 393 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,685 I will do my work right now. 394 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,187 I will stay late tonight. Right. 395 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,731 I'm very sorry about everything. (Chuckung) 396 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,000 You're a good kid. You know what, 397 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,442 it gets bigger once you're in there. 398 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:48,818 Enjoy it. 399 00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,366 Ryan: Is there Internet? 400 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:06,294 Tell them what you told me. This is genius. 401 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,256 Tell them about the cash flow 402 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,800 and the dumping of properties and... 403 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,721 This is all good. It's all good stuff. 404 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,140 Lay it on them. 405 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:22,102 I feel, as does Mr. Scott, 406 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,020 that we are in the best of hands, 407 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,689 capable hands. 408 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,525 That wasn't what you were saying to me. 409 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,486 He was much more articulate 410 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,571 and that was better, much better. 411 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:36,157 I think this has gone very well and I thank you. 412 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,409 Okay. 413 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,953 (Sighs) Oh. 414 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:43,415 Hey, hey. What were you doing? 415 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,125 Michael, I didn't ask to come up here. 416 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,960 Wow, man! What? 417 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,461 That was embarrassing. 418 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,921 For me. For me, too. 419 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,257 For you and me? You embarrassed me. 420 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,717 (Sighs) 421 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,721 Well... 422 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:02,267 That was a waste of a text. 423 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,643 Let's get down to brass tacks. 424 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,729 I think that we might be in trouble. 425 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,230 We don't seem to have a plan, 426 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,399 so I'm thinking I go down there, 427 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,861 maybe rattle off a few jokes, congressman can follow. 428 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:16,948 He's our best manager? Where's the off button on this moron? 429 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,160 I'm not a moron. 430 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:25,290 Time after time, my branch leads in sales. 431 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:30,170 I have personally won over 17 dundie awards, so I am not a moron. 432 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:34,799 And I'm just trying to help, you know? So, you're the moron. 433 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:43,266 Michael: Yes, it is a thrill to be honored by one's company. 434 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,394 To have the people that you work for stop for a minute 435 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:49,439 and say, "wow, great job!" That's what it's about. 436 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,442 He can take the bus. He's had his limo ride. 437 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,196 That is what it is all about. 438 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,989 Not the perks. The perks... 439 00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,200 The perks, I could take or leave the perks. 440 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,410 Oscar, Oscar! Come on! 441 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:05,288 But limos are for people who make the company money, 442 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,956 not lose millions and have no plan. 443 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,083 There he is, there he is! 444 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,626 So we're leaving early. 445 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,712 (Whooping) Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 446 00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:15,090 Michael! Oh, yeah! 447 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,674 (Laughing) 448 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,720 Michael: After all, we are the only ones with anything to celebrate. 449 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:24,474 Scranton! Scranton! Scranton! Scranton! 450 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,476 (Men cheering) 451 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,437 Michael: Dunder Mifflin! 452 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,816 The gentleman in the glasses. 453 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,152 Dwight schrute, Scranton branch. 454 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:40,281 I just want to say that I have been standing in this line all day. 455 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,159 And if this line is any indication 456 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,953 of how this company is being run, 457 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,996 then we are in big trouble. 458 00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,581 (Applauding) 459 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,797 Thank you. Right, I know. 460 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,592 And I just want to say that 461 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,720 I believe that there are options out there. 462 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,890 A take-a-number option, like they have in a deli. 463 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,600 (Applause stops) 464 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,227 What about line varieties? 465 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:13,356 Like an express line for quick comments of 10 words or less. 466 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,067 That could move much more efficiently. 467 00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:21,322 What about ropes along the lines that you can hold on to? 468 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:22,740 Alan: Thank you. 469 00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,285 Thank you for your suggestions. 470 00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:26,536 Yes.