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Michael: Dunder Mifflin
is about to be sold,

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but first an investment banker has
to drop by and sign off on our branch.

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And I'm pretty nervous about it,

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and I'm making
some cosmetic tweaks

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to help create
a more appealing environment.

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Is that dishonest?
Well, think of it this way.

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When you look in
the mirror and you see

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your push-up bra and
your fake eyelashes

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and your makeup and
your press-on nails,

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the principles that
I'm applying to the office

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are the same ones that
have made lady gaga a star.

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Or any number of drag queens.

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Hi. Dwight: Hello, Eric ward.

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Welcome to dunder Mifflin.

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I am computron,
your answer to everything.

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Hello. Hello.

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I see you've met computron,
our virtual helper.

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I'm Michael Scott.
Welcome, welcome.

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Computron is just one
of the many modern devices

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that I have incorporated
into the office.

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Watch this. Computron? Yes.

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What is the world's
largest ocean?

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Calculating.

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Calculating.

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Pacific!

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Pacific ocean. Pretty cool, huh?

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Great news, Michael,

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we're now the official
paper supplier of the NFL.

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That is fantastic. It's good, but
it's not good enough. Keep working.

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And here's Pam.

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She's our international
sales consultant.

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Hello.

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Dwight: The NFL celebrated
its 50th anniversary in 1972.

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It might seem crazy, but since
there's no one left in New York,

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Michael is dunder Mifflin's
highest ranking employee.

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So, that's where we are.

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Hello, Stanley.

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For the record, not on
board with fake Stanley.

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Although, I get it.

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I just need to check out your
warehouse and then talk to your hr guy.

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That is pretty much the only
reason that I came here today.

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Okay. Well, I thought I'd
show you around a little bit...

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Right... since you
made the trip out.

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And I got us reservations at
coopers seafood. You like lobster?

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You've had
lobster before, right?

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Yeah.

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They make the best Maine
lobster in the world. You'll love it.

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Dwight: Mul yam
in Tel Aviv is better.

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No, computron, actually,
I think coopers is the best.

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You're going to love it.

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Are you calling me wrong?

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Oh, my god.

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Eric: It's called due diligence.

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Basically, I confirm inventory,

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take a head count, see if
there are any hr liabilities.

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I'm a glorified fact checker.

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Actually, I am a fact checker.

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All right.

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Excuse me. If you will...
Ryan: Hey, Michael,

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do you think I could get a
space here? ...Follow me this way.

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I will introduce you to the
crack hr rep that you requested.

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I give you Toby Flenderson.
Have fun, you two.

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Oh, we will. Have a seat.

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Mmm.

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I left a copy of
best American mystery stories 1999

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in Toby's favorite stall. So, yes,
I think I bought us some time.

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So, the manager, Michael Scott

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is a bit of a character.

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He has more character in
a single flake of his dandruff

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than you have in that entire
snow bank on your shoulder.

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So, what was the question?

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What are you doing at my desk?

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Ignore him.
He's the local lunatic.

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Come on, Dwight,
get out of here.

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Dwight? Who is this Dwight?

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Oh!

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You mean Dwight schrute,

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the company's top salesman
and the creator of computron.

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I wear many hats, but the
one I'm wearing currently

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is that of gracious host.

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Welcome.

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Sorry. Hey, Toby Flenderson.
Nice to meet you. How can I help?

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Are there any outstanding
liability issues to be aware of?

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What do you mean?

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Well, safety issues,
injuries that could leave

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the company open to
any potential lawsuits.

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Nothing comes to mind.

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Darryl: Mike, get
off of the lift. Please!

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Come on, now.

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Michael: I'm fine.
I'm fine. I'm fine.

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Look, would you... look_.

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We'll get somebody
to clean that up.

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We're the ones
that gotta clean that up!

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I feel very blessed.

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Drop that sucker.

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Yeah! Bingo!

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Do it! Yeah!

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Today, smoking is
going to save lives.

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Dwight: Run, run.
Michael: Okay, okay.

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Calm, please.

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Oscar!

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Stay alive, I'm getting help!

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Pull me up! You're too heavy.

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I only weigh 82 pounds.

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Save bandit!

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Seriously, are you
gonna sit in the back?

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Yeah. It's the safest
part of a car.

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In the event of a crash, the
driver always protects his side first.

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My hair!

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Get off! Get off me!

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I got it! I got it!

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Get it off!

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You're welcome.

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So, the staff,
are people generally happy?

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Happy is a funny word.

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In what way?

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You know...

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You know, what does
it mean to be happy?

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Keep philosophers
busy for a while.

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So, generally?

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Yes.

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Generally. Generally happy.

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Generally happy.

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I don't know what streets
we... ow! What are you doing?

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It would be better
if you were unconscious.

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Try my googy googy. Try
my googy googy. Try my...

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Excuse me. Don't touch me!

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Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Can't we all just get along?

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Or have we forgotten the words
of the reverend king?

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What about non-safety issues
in terms of liability?

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Sexual harassment?
Anything like that?

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Well, I don't know.

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You don't know?

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I don't know.

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You're the head
of human resources.

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I don't know.

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Okay. No.

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Stanley? How about that hot
picture you have by your desk?

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Centerfold in the
catholic schoolgirl's outfit?

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I mean, it is hot, it is sexy,
and it turns him on.

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And I will admit, best part
of my morning is staring at it.

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But what? Are we gonna
just take it away?

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That is my daughter, she
goes to catholic girls' school.

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Michael. Come in!

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Oh, my god!

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What are you doing?
What are you doing?

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You said, come in! No, I didn't!

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Just, please, get
out. Oh, my god!

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What's wrong with my outfit?

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You might
consider pulling it down a touch.

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Bunch of prudes. You know,
Oscar's allowed to wear sandals,

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But I'm not
allowed to wear open-toed shoes?

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Is that how it goes?

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Meredith, your boob is out.

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Fine.

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Too far, Meredith! Too far!

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Damn it, Meredith,
where are your panfies?

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It's casual day.

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Come here, give me a kiss,
come on.

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Michael, come on, you
don't have to worry. I'm not

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gonna report you to hr.
I'm not... I'm not worried!

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You know what? The only
thing I am worried about

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is getting a boner.

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I'm now going to read aloud
your submitted medical conditions.

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When you hear yours read,
please raise your hand

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to indicate that it is real.

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If you do not raise your
hand, it will not be covered.

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Number one, inverted penis.

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Could you mean vagina? Because
if you do, I want that covered.

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Ithoughtyour vagina was
removed during your hysterectomy.

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A uterus is different from a
vagina. I still have a vagina.

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Attention, everyone. Hello.

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Yes, I just want you to know
that, this is not my decision.

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You can consider this
my retirement from comedy.

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Does that include
"that's what she said"?

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Yes.

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Wow, that is really hard.

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You really think
you can go all daylong?

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Well, you always left me
satisfied and smiling, so...

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That's what she said!

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Michael!

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Why did you get it so big?

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That's what she said.

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Does the skin look
red and swollen?

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That's what she said.

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That's myjoke. Damn it, Dwight.

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How about
the Phyllis-Angela dispute?

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You already did me.

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Michael: That's what she said.

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Is there any mustard?

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No mustard! No mustard!
Just eat it!

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Eat it, Phyllis.
Dip it in the water

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so it'll slide down
your gullet more easily.

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Kelly: That's what she said.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, not that...

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Just come on,
you guys, let's do it.

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Toby: [Don't know how
I'm going to get through this.

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I don't want to lie.

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And I don't want
to tell the truth.

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Hey, tobes, what you doing?
What you guys talking about?

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We're just going
over some stuff.

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Stuff? I love stuff.

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It's h r stuff.

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Hr stuff? H. R. Pufnstuf.

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Right up my alley. What is
that? What kind of stuff is that?

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It's a company evaluation form.

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Ah!

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We're talking about...

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Talking about what?

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Waste is next.

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Waste?

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What does that even mean?
Like garbage?

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No, waste of time, resources.

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Oh! Time and resources.

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Look, you know, in any company,

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there's gonna be
a certain degree...

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No. No, no, no, no, no.
Respectfully, Toby, no.

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No. This company does not
waste time or resources ever.

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Jim: Dig deep. Dig deep.

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It's Phyllis, Phyllis by a nose.

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Gold medal in flernenton.
Flonkerton.

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Where is my desk?

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That is weird.

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Happy holidays, Dwight. But
do not open it till Christmas.

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You're so pathetic. Well,
I hope it was worth it,

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because I'm going to take it
apart in about five minutes.

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I think it'll take you a
little bit longer than that.

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If I can skin a mule deer
in less than 10 minutes,

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I ought to be able to cut my...

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Damn it! Jim!

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Okay. Hold on, hold on.

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Judge is in session.
What is the problem here?

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He put my stuff in jell-o again.

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Bang, boom, shake, klump!

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Why, hello, everybody.

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What are you doing?

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Question, what kind
of bear is best?

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That's a ridiculous question.

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False. Black bear.

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Well, that's debatable.

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There are basically
two schools of thought.

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Fact, bears eat beets.

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Bears, beets,

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Battlestar Galactica.
Bears do not...

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What is going on?
What are you doing?

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Identity theft is
not a joke, Jim!

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Millions of families
suffer every year!

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Michael!

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Oh, that's funny. Michael!

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Is anyone near retirement age?

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Michael: This is creed.

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And he is in charge
of something.

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Right? That is correct.

255
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Say hi to the kids. Hi, kids.

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Michael: Yay!

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Have you ever seen a foot
with four toes? Kids: Ew!

258
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:16,546
Michael: What are you doing? Stop
it! Stop it! Just... no, no, no, no, no!

259
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Would you cut it out?

260
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,758
Okay. Ryan, you told Toby

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00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:23,303
that creed has a distinct
old man smell?

262
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,307
I know exactly
what he's talking about.

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00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:30,894
I sprout mung beans on a damp
paper towel in my desk drawer.

264
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Very nutritious,
but they smell like death.

265
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,066
Hey, where's Dwight?

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00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,317
You didn't hear?

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Decapitated. Whole big thing.
We had a funeral for a bird.

268
00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,826
I'm pretty sure
none of that's real.

269
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You're not real, man.

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Hey. Yeah, I finally got a
chance to sit down with hr.

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Well, I think I'm gonna
be here for a while.

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This is a building where
friends become lovers,

273
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and lovers become
sexually interactive, right?

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Would you agree with that?

275
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Michael, this is really
inappropriate to talk about.

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That is true.

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Mmm.

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I like you.

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But you need to access
your UN-crazy side.

280
00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:39,963
Darryl philbin is the most
complicated man that I've ever met.

281
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I mean, who says exactly
what they're thinking?

282
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What kind of game is that?

283
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:50,015
I am so happy we don't
have to break up now, Ryan!

284
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,143
It is the best day
of my whole life!

285
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When I said that
I wanted to have kids,

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and you said that you wanted me
to have a vasectomy, what did I do?

287
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And then, when you said that
you might want to have kids,

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and I wasn't so sure, who
had the vasectomy reversed?

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And then when you said you
definitely didn't want to have kids?

290
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Who had it reversed back?

291
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Snip, snap! Snip,
snap! Snip, snap!

292
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I did! Jan: Okay...

293
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:17,667
You have no idea the physical toll
that three vasectomies have on a person!

294
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,628
Ryan: Kelly, I'm your
boss now, okay?

295
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,791
You can't keep talking to
me like I'm your boyfriend.

296
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Oh, big strong man,
fancy new whatever.

297
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:26,444
I don't think you
ever cared about me.

298
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I never cared about you?

299
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,489
Six months ago, Karen
filippelli sent me an email,

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asked me out, I said no,

301
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because I was committed
to our relationship.

302
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,560
Well, I hope you're still
committed, because I'm pregnant.

303
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This is an image

304
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that I want you people to
remember for a long time to come.

305
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,006
Whenever you come
into the office,

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I want you to think about this.

307
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,118
We don't need to.

308
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Yes, we do. What?

309
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:09,886
I did it!

310
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Thank you. Thank you.

311
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,268
Jim has got it bad for Pam.

312
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Oh! Which one is Pam?

313
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:22,315
What? Nothing.

314
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,443
Okay. What?

315
00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:27,696
I don't know. What?

316
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:29,865
Oh, my god!

317
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:31,825
Did you wanna tell me something?

318
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,286
You look like you want
to tell me something.

319
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,347
You look like you have
something really important to say

320
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,874
and you just can't
for some reason.

321
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,586
Come on, you can tell me.

322
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,755
Jim, you can tell me anything.

323
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,015
You have new music?

324
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,183
Yeah.

325
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Definitely.

326
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,740
Michael: Bring it in.
Here we go.

327
00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,121
Jim: Look inside.

328
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:24,794
Oh, my god!

329
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,426
But I bet Jim got the job.

330
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:35,680
I mean, why wouldn't he?
He's totally qualified and smart.

331
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,098
Everyone loves him.

332
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,100
If he never comes back again,

333
00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,602
that's okay.

334
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,562
We 're friends.

335
00:17:42,646 --> 00:17:44,439
We just... we never
got the timing right.

336
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,149
But you know what, it's okay.

337
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:49,027
I'm totally fine.

338
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,421
Everything is
going to be totally...

339
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:51,655
Pam.

340
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,822
Sorry.

341
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,825
Are you free for dinner tonight?

342
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,661
Yes.

343
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,163
All right. Then it's a date.

344
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,757
I'm sorry.
What was the question?

345
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,176
Oh, my god.

346
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:18,306
Pam, will you marry me?

347
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,516
Oh, my god!

348
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,102
Toby: Thank you so much.
Kevin: Thank you.

349
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,979
Angela: Thank you.
Eric: Thank you.

350
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,480
It's nice to meet you all.

351
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:08,606
Toby: Good to meet you.

352
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:09,792
Pam: Have a great day.
Thank you.

353
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,419
Dwight: Hope to see
you soon. Kevin: Yeah.

354
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,653
Michael: I feel very sorry
for that banker because

355
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:16,072
he has to evaluate
what we are worth.

356
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:20,994
He has to decide what we're
capable of. And how do you do that?

357
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:27,208
What is Jim capable of?
Or Pam? Or Kevin?

358
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,296
Out of paper, out of stock

359
00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:34,674
those friendly faces
around the block

360
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,801
break loose from the chains

361
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,429
that are causing you pain

362
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,599
all: Call Michael
and Stanley, Jim, Dwight, creed

363
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:46,019
call Andy and Kelly
for your business paper needs

364
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,645
dunder Mifflin

365
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,314
the people person's paper people

366
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,857
dunder Mifflin

367
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,442
the people person's paper people

368
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,860
dunder Mifflin

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00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,223
the people person's paper people

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00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:58,031
Michael: I don't care if he
goes and files a report

371
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,783
that says that
we 're nothing special

372
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:03,995
because I think our
future is very bright.

373
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,247
We have only just begun.

374
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:09,542
Dwight: Computron
experiencing emotion.

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00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:13,505
Computron, I'm going to
pull your plug, okay, buddy?

376
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,132
Okay. Just_

377
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,303
Please don't.

378
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,015
Computron wants to live.

379
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:25,809
Shut... shut up. Shut up.

380
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,609
Sittin' in my office
with a plate of grilled bacon

381
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,945
call my man Dwight
just to see what was shakin'!

382
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,489
Yo, Mike,
our town is dope and pretty

383
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,740
so check out how we live

384
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:43,243
in the electric city!

385
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:44,619
They call it Scranton! What?

386
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,247
The electric city!
Scranton! What?

387
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,623
The electric city!

388
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,959
Lazy Scranton, the electric city

389
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,586
they call it that
'cause of the electricity

390
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,089
the city's laid
out from east to west

391
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,550
and our public parks and
libraries are truly the best!

392
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,344
Call poison control
if you're bit by a spider!

393
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:04,431
But check that it's covered
by your healthcare provider!

394
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,850
Plenty of space
in the parkin' lot!

395
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,561
But the little cars
go in the compact spot!

396
00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:12,439
Spot! Spot! Spot!

397
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:13,606
Snack attack time

398
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,816
don't lose your head

399
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:18,486
we like cuginos
for the tasty bread!

400
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:19,988
They call it Scranton! What?

401
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,449
The electric city!
Scranton! What?

402
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,951
The electric city!
Scranton! What?

403
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,495
The electric city!
Scranton! What?

404
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:30,540
The electric city!
Scranton! What?