1 00:00:02,003 --> 00:00:06,048 There is nothing wrong, nor will there ever be wrong, 2 00:00:06,132 --> 00:00:08,050 with any sabre printers. 3 00:00:08,134 --> 00:00:09,177 Case closed. 4 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:13,806 Michael Scott, as seen on TV. 5 00:00:13,890 --> 00:00:17,852 Man on phone: [Saw you on the news and I want to pinch your tiny wiener. 6 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,437 Oh, my god. 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,688 It's packer. 8 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:24,150 Oh! Pac-man, I thought you were a girl. 9 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:26,903 Apparently, there are allegations 10 00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:29,447 that sabre printers can cause a fire. 11 00:00:29,989 --> 00:00:33,117 So, they asked me to give a statement to the press. 12 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,953 I'm like, "what? All right." 13 00:00:36,287 --> 00:00:37,663 So, I do it. 14 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:41,626 It's on TV last night, and it's in the paper today, 15 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,211 and it's online. 16 00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:47,340 And then I call froggy 98.7, their request line. 17 00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:49,217 I talked to the host about it on the air. 18 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:52,011 It's like, "come on, people, enough." 19 00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:54,597 Everybody, we are at defcon 5. 20 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,850 I am officially the second most watched clip of the day 21 00:00:57,934 --> 00:00:59,769 on the wbre news site. 22 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:00,853 What's number one? 23 00:01:00,937 --> 00:01:03,898 Oh? That teacher who was wrongfully accused of being a pedophile. 24 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:07,151 Now, we cannot let the pedophile win again. 25 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:10,988 I would like you all to go to the web site and watch my clip 11 times. 26 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:12,632 So, instead of working, you want... yes. 27 00:01:12,657 --> 00:01:14,033 Okay. Yes. 28 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,326 Michael: Come on. 29 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:20,581 Get it up. That's what... let's do it. 30 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,584 Oh! Did you see this report 31 00:01:23,668 --> 00:01:25,503 that the zoo got a baby otter? 32 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:26,754 It's on the same site. 33 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:29,048 Aw! It's kissing its mommy. 34 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:30,442 Michael: Please. Michael, you have to see this. 35 00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:32,051 This is, like, the cutest thing ever. 36 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:39,016 Really? A baby otter? Okay, count me in as "who cares?" 37 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:42,311 It's not even that interesting, the baby otter. 38 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,730 It can't even stand up. 39 00:01:44,814 --> 00:01:46,440 It's trying to stand up. 40 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,861 There he goes. 41 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:18,848 Howdy. 42 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,809 I hope I'm not interrupting anything. 43 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:23,936 Jo, we were not expecting you. 44 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:25,688 But you all no doubt know why I'm here. 45 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:28,482 No. Turns out our printers are famous. 46 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,235 They're all over the news. 47 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:32,778 It's an interesting story. 48 00:02:33,738 --> 00:02:36,198 Cheap, foreign printers 49 00:02:36,699 --> 00:02:38,409 attacking innocent Americans. 50 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:42,038 Well, actually the real story isn't quite as racy. 51 00:02:42,747 --> 00:02:43,831 But 52 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,835 let's give it a go. 53 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,254 Jo, I think that I know what happened. 54 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,757 I'm not sure you do, Teddy bear. 55 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:55,134 Well, now I think I might not. 56 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:59,013 Not long ago, we discovered a defect in one of our printers. 57 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,515 So, we got a software patch, fixed it right up. 58 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:02,850 Just like that. 59 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,310 I don't know how it works. 60 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:07,563 Just as we were about to 61 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:10,149 send out a letter to our affected customers, 62 00:03:10,316 --> 00:03:13,736 giving them free toner, and we keep them happy. 63 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:16,572 But somebody here, they liked that first story better. 64 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,908 The one where we lose half our clients 65 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:21,118 For no damn good reason! 66 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:26,791 Whoever it was who talked to the press, just come forward, please. 67 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:27,958 Michael: Jo, 68 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:30,009 I can assure you it was no one in this office. 69 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,837 Can you, now? Absolutely. 70 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:34,131 Anyone who talked to the press, please raise your hand. 71 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,010 Put your hand up, Norma rae. 72 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:41,222 If you say anything, so help me god, 73 00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:42,945 I'll break off the temples of your glasses 74 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:44,517 and stick them in your eye sockets. 75 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,976 An dy: So unfair. 76 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:49,438 Even if I thought that our printers killed baby seals, 77 00:03:49,522 --> 00:03:51,857 I would not be a whistleblower. 78 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:55,528 The bernards, for generations, have silenced whistleblowers. 79 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:57,571 It's how we made all our money. 80 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,490 Woody Guthrie wrote a song about us. 81 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,243 Old mister Bernard 82 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:04,078 old mister Bernard 83 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:07,289 who have you silenced today? 84 00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:10,418 It's a little form. Says, "I did not do it." 85 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,670 There is no reason for anyone here to sign this 86 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:15,193 because I know everything there is to know about these people. 87 00:04:15,548 --> 00:04:17,091 I know when their birthdays are, 88 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:18,652 I know what their favorite kind of cake is, 89 00:04:18,676 --> 00:04:20,177 I know what color streamers they like. 90 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,739 All that's just birthday information, Michael. 91 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:25,266 Yes, yes, but it shows a bigger picture. 92 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:26,767 Why don't you come with me? 93 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,145 We'll start out with the honcho, what do you say? 94 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:30,354 Okay. 95 00:04:30,688 --> 00:04:32,773 When mama was working as a prison guard, 96 00:04:32,857 --> 00:04:35,901 and something went missing, she'd ask one question, 97 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:39,029 "what do we do when we find the guilty party?" 98 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:41,157 And if they said, "come down on them 99 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,326 "with that swift hammer of justice," innocent. 100 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:47,496 A clear conscience don't need no mercy. 101 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:52,293 But if they said, "officer bessie, well, they may have had a reason." 102 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:54,295 Blah, blah, blah, blah... 103 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:57,882 Well, nine times out of 10, that's the anus they checked. 104 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,301 So, say we catch this whistleblower. 105 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:01,653 What do you think I should do with them? 106 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:04,555 We should give them a one-way ticket to montego bay. 107 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:06,891 Where they keep all the al-qaeda. 108 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:12,062 Uh, that's Guantanamo bay. Yes. 109 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:13,623 You put them in jail for a long time, 110 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,483 you put them in jail for as long as you can. 111 00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:17,234 Well, I guess we're all right, Michael. 112 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:19,945 I want these people to really pay. I want them to suffer. 113 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,656 I'd prefer it if they died. 114 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:23,782 Because it's not right. 115 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:24,950 Okay. Yeah. 116 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:27,077 Hey, Dwight. Hey, it guy. 117 00:05:27,453 --> 00:05:29,013 You mind if I get in there for a second? 118 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,456 Oh, sure thing, go ahead. 119 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:34,502 Just... 120 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:35,961 Dwight, what the hell? 121 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:38,172 Apache persuasion hold, that's the hell. 122 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:39,441 What are you doing to my computer? 123 00:05:39,465 --> 00:05:42,760 The lawyers are searching our hard drives for information on the leak. 124 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,008 Thanks a lot, big brother. 125 00:05:44,053 --> 00:05:45,179 You're with big brother? 126 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:47,014 Okay, go ahead. I got nothing to hide. 127 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:48,992 Wait, are they searching all our computers? 128 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,100 Yeah. 129 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,770 Nick: I already got to yours, kev. 130 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:58,776 No, that's cool. Sometimes I run. 131 00:05:59,652 --> 00:06:01,237 I'm a runner. 132 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,405 Everybody knows it was Andy, 133 00:06:03,489 --> 00:06:07,284 and it is not fair for us all to take the fall for his big, stupid mouth. 134 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,370 Ridiculous, Angela. 135 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:11,653 And like I'm going to believe one of his spurned lovers. 136 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:15,459 Look, he's been complaining about this for a while. It's not crazy. 137 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,425 Okay, Dwight. Hold that thought. 138 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:24,569 I don't want to waste your time 139 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:26,053 and iwouldn't dare waste mine. 140 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,179 I didn't do it. 141 00:06:27,263 --> 00:06:29,181 Now, I don't know exactly who did it, 142 00:06:29,807 --> 00:06:32,643 but I have a list right here. 143 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:35,437 You should fire the following people. 144 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:37,356 Well, I'm inclined to believe you. 145 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:38,792 Why would I disparage a company that has 146 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:40,317 made me rich beyond my wildest dreams? 147 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:42,111 Yeah, I noticed you've had a great year. 148 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,696 Good boy. 149 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:45,906 You turning that money into more money? 150 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:50,578 Are you referring to alchemy? 151 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:53,181 I don't like to tell a man what to do with his money, 152 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,683 but if you ain't investing in property, 153 00:06:54,707 --> 00:06:56,041 then you're dumber than a dummy. 154 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:57,835 I'm not dumb, I'm smart. 155 00:06:58,002 --> 00:07:00,671 Well, buy property. That's my advice. 156 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:05,073 Michael: Is there something that you would like to say to me? 157 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:08,262 About talking to the press? Uh, I do... no... 158 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,931 I didn't do that. Okay? 159 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,059 Didn't do it. I don't believe you. 160 00:07:14,143 --> 00:07:17,104 I swear on the graves of my parents who aren't even dead yet. 161 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,398 That's a little much. All right, all right. 162 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,066 I don't care. That's how much, I swear. 163 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:22,651 Okay, I believe you. I believe you. 164 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,528 How come no one's giving Darryl any crap? 165 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:26,363 He was more bothered about it than me. 166 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:32,244 Did you tell anyone outside of this office 167 00:07:32,828 --> 00:07:34,622 that the printers were catching on fire? 168 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:37,958 Yeah, I did. 169 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,919 I was talking to this girl at a bar. 170 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,212 Oh, no, no, no. 171 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,798 I think she could sense my sadness. 172 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:48,344 And I found out too late that she was a copyeditor at the trib. 173 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:49,428 Oh, my god. 174 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:50,721 Was she cute? 175 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:53,724 Oh, god, danw. 176 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,977 I basically swore up and down that none of my employees did it. 177 00:07:57,061 --> 00:07:59,438 And then I find out that one of my best ones did. 178 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,024 And now he's probably going to get fired for it. 179 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:06,779 And if that is not poetic justice, I don't know what is. 180 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:11,533 Sounds like you were as blind-sided by this as I was. 181 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:12,618 Yes. 182 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,620 And we didn't find anything on your computer. 183 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:15,871 Good. 184 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,373 Except this. 185 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:22,336 Wow. This is just a mystery novel that I've been working on. 186 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:24,922 I know what it is. I skimmed the first chapter. 187 00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:26,090 I'm just curious, 188 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,175 why would a man who hates people 189 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,886 want to have a relationship with a maid? 190 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:33,347 I don't know... The way I look at it, 191 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,099 there's only one of two reasons. 192 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:38,102 He knows a secret about her that she doesn't know herself. 193 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:44,149 Or he wants to use her services to mop up after a murder. 194 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:46,777 Yes. 195 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,196 Write your own damn novel. 196 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:51,365 It was me. 197 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:52,658 What was you? 198 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:56,203 Okay, you were the leak? 199 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,766 I'm talking to this woman at day care, 200 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:01,250 she's telling me all about her amazing trip to Vietnam. I have nothing. 201 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,961 I tell her our printers catch on fire spontaneously. 202 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:05,188 Why'd you do that? Her husband's a reporter. 203 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,296 Yeah. 204 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:09,299 So, now everyone hates Andy, and it's this whole mess, 205 00:09:09,425 --> 00:09:11,593 and I don't know what to do. Okay, just relax. 206 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,846 Just need to relax. 207 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:17,182 I could tell Jo, or I could tell Michael. 208 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,018 This is a very good idea. This is good. 209 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:22,688 Let's get all the bad ideas out now. Flush them out. 210 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,064 You leaked it? 211 00:09:24,148 --> 00:09:26,567 I don't know what to do. Do I go tell Jo or... 212 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,545 I don't want everyone to keep blaming the wrong person. 213 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,821 I don't know what the best plan is, Pam. 214 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,323 Oh, god. 215 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:35,451 My mind is going a mile an hour. 216 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:36,869 That fast? 217 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,873 Two whistleblowers. Two. 218 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:42,851 I always thought Darryl and Pam 219 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:45,294 might get me fired for something I said. 220 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:49,131 Yeah? 221 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,892 I weirdly know exactly what you're saying to me. 222 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,828 So, I'll see you in Meredith's Van in five minutes. 223 00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:03,562 Okay, you didn't need to actually say that. 224 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,483 I have never seen so many parking tickets. 225 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,610 All right, this is just messed up. 226 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,320 No, you know what's messed up? 227 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:14,615 This situation all up in here is what's messed up. 228 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:16,700 We need to brainstorm, we need to get out of this. 229 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:19,620 Brain-hurricane, come on. Think. What have we got? 230 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,123 Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. 231 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:24,287 We're not going for yogurt. 232 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,835 It's okay, she's cool. She also whistle-blew. 233 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:29,505 Guys, I couldn't help it. It is so boring where we work. 234 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:31,465 I mean, it's as interesting as a morgue. 235 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,467 It might be less interesting than a morgue. 236 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,969 Hey, hey, it's as interesting as a morgue. 237 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,347 Of course I'm the leak. I think I tweeted it. 238 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:39,866 I can't control what I say to people. 239 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,050 Ispend the whole day talking. 240 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:45,229 I mean, I video chat, I Skype, I text, I tweet, I phone, iwoof. 241 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:46,998 Woof is a site that I'm launching to be 242 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,649 the last word in social networking. 243 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,734 Forjust $12.99 a month, woof links up 244 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:51,878 all your communication portals, 245 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,237 so you are always within reach. 246 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,880 It's part of the dog pack, as I call it. 247 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:57,658 But look, why tell you, 248 00:10:57,741 --> 00:11:00,327 when I can show you? 249 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,830 I just sent myself a woof. 250 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,185 Erin on intercom: Ryan, you have a woof on line one. 251 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,669 Thank you, Erin. 252 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:10,379 Woof! 253 00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:14,633 Okay, here's what we do. I say we just smash all the computers. 254 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,094 We destroy the evidence. No evidence, no case. 255 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,471 Wouldn't we get fired for smashing all the computers? 256 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:22,683 No, okay, not all the computers. Just our computers. 257 00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,410 That idea sucks. Pam: I don't think that's a good idea. 258 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,514 Michael: Just don't say no. 259 00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:28,313 Mike, you know you don't have to turn us all in. 260 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,608 All you need is one scapegoat. 261 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,444 Uh, if you turn me in, I'm turning in Darryl. 262 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:37,823 That's just what we need, another black man in prison, you know? 263 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,576 Nobody's going to prison. Okay? 264 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:45,247 All right, Michael, you need to convince Jo to go easy on us. 265 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:48,041 And then we'll all confess once we know our jobs are safe. 266 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,502 Okay, you can count on me. 267 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:54,715 Let me give you a hand. 268 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,091 Ready? On three. 269 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,554 Oh, shoot. Got it? 270 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,889 Got it. 271 00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:04,308 Dwight schrute. 272 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,286 Realtor: The property you're looking at is in great shape. 273 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,896 By the way, it has a very spacious basement office. 274 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:12,524 Basement office? You mean like a lair? 275 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,153 Hey, Jo. Michael. 276 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:19,031 I was thinking about our little leak problem. 277 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,341 I was up all lunch thinking about 278 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,200 what we should do to this individual. 279 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,037 You know what I think we should do? 280 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,582 We make them come to work. And we work them, 281 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,960 and we make them sit next to all the people they screwed over. 282 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,588 And we pay them, 283 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:39,134 but we make them feel like they did something really wrong. 284 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,779 The one question I have is, "do we give them a Christmas bonus?" 285 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,306 I say yes, it's Christmas, 286 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:47,684 but right after, they're back into the thick of it. 287 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,394 Michael Scott. 288 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,147 What do you know? 289 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,107 What? 290 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:56,443 It doesn't matter what I know. 291 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,612 If it doesn't matter, then tell me. Why? 292 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,239 Because I wanna deal with it the way I deal with it. 293 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,116 Well, deal with this. 294 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:06,954 Empathize with me for a moment. 295 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,622 I came up here with a big problem, 296 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,582 and now, I've got a branch manager 297 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,417 who's giving me the silent treatment. 298 00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,253 Speak to me. 299 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:17,631 Speak. 300 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,220 Come with me. 301 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:24,763 What? 302 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:32,145 Are you leaving? Oh, my. Should I continue with the investigation? 303 00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:47,202 Are you gonna kill me? 304 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,269 Realtor: I just need you to come by later and sign a few forms. 305 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,587 Okay. What time works for you? 306 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,717 Mr. Schrute? What time works? 307 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:09,266 Cancel it. I want you to make an offer at 1725 slough Avenue. 308 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,227 Make them an offer they can't refuse. 309 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,771 No, on second thought, iowball them. 310 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,315 Don't call me till you have it. 311 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,442 But... 312 00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:22,084 Michael: Are we going some place far away? 313 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,281 I know you said no questions, 314 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:29,619 but I have an early dinner that I need to get to. 315 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:32,789 With the chief of police. 316 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,709 I'm very relieved to learn it wasn't you. 317 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,087 All right. Stan, you're up. 318 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,630 It wasn't me. 319 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,717 What a rich timbre your voice has. 320 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:47,345 Okay, I am prepared to conclude theinvesfigafion. 321 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,474 Andy: And? You did it. 322 00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:53,727 What? Based on what? 323 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:57,731 Just all the evidence. And it really seems like it was you. 324 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,358 Can we all agree to say that it was Andy for now 325 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,444 and sit with it, see how it feels? 326 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,945 All right, sounds good. Okay. 327 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,781 Guys, I think that seems a little unfair. 328 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,104 I mean, I feel like we don't definitely know it was Andy. 329 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:12,746 Yeah, you know? I mean, for all we know, it could have been Jim. 330 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:14,623 Really? 331 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,291 Michael. I have rights. 332 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:17,918 Let's just talk. 333 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,711 I am not going to tell you anything. 334 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:23,006 Honey, you don't seem like your normal self. 335 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,360 Well, I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch. 336 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,386 Mama Jo knew there was something up. 337 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,347 The whole year, actually. 338 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,141 My favorite restaurant closed down. Oh. 339 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,768 I hate that. 340 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,437 And my new favorite restaurant sucks. 341 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,234 I bought a video camera lastyear 342 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,027 and I was looking at the tapes, 343 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:48,198 and there were only, like, 12 minutes that I felt was worth taping. 344 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,825 The whole year. 345 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,786 And most of that was just birds in my condo complex. 346 00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,454 What is that? 347 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,708 And I miss Holly. 348 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,752 Who's Holly? 349 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,672 Holly flax. From the nashua branch. 350 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,842 Best hr rep that dunder Mifflin has ever seen. 351 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,305 It has not been a blockbuster year for me financially. 352 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,641 My blockbuster stock is down. 353 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:17,853 I think that the real question is, 354 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,564 "who is the whistleblower?" 355 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,232 Just_ 356 00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:25,110 I may have heard from an old client and I may have immediately 357 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:28,655 started spreading the news to other clients and potential clients, yeah. 358 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:30,967 But I'm not here to talk about that. 359 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:34,411 I'm here to talk about suck it. Suck it... 360 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,664 Gabe, I told you all about the printers. 361 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,107 Jim: I mean, it could be you, Gabe. 362 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:40,852 Yes, it's totally obvious. I mean, that's the point. 363 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:44,212 I think we all can agree it's either Gabe or Angela. 364 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,423 It's Angela. Get her, boys. 365 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,134 Hey, guys. Sorry to interrupt. 366 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,817 I just wanted to say goodbye to everyone. 367 00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,095 Through teach for america, 368 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,239 I'm going to go down to Detroit 369 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,182 and teach inner-city kids about computers. 370 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,243 Not now. Nick: Yeah, it's just that my friends 371 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,311 are in the car waiting, so I thought I'd... 372 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,771 Phyllis, what's this guy's name again? 373 00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:05,192 I don't know. Is it shadow or garth? It's something weird, I... 374 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,443 My name is Nick. 375 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,362 Okay, well, "Nick," we're in a meeting. 376 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:13,742 Okay, look, I get it, people. I'm the lame it guy and everybody hates me. 377 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,957 Hey, listen, man, you can't take it personally. 378 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,121 You call me "man"? I just said my name, 379 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,831 just now. Did you forget it already? 380 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,126 Spofl. 381 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:26,421 You guys have 15 parties a week. You can't learn my name? 382 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,924 Hey, hey, hey, it guy. 383 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,258 Here's the story, champ. 384 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,278 None of us have spent a lot of time getting to know you, okay? 385 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:35,847 We liked the last guy, sadiq, because he kept to himself. 386 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,742 And we also thought he might have been a terrorist. 387 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,827 You know what? I'm going to leave you with one other thought. 388 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:43,396 Inner-city kids use computers for two things, games and porn. 389 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,233 So, goodluck wasting your life, lurch. 390 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:47,776 Thank you so much for that. 391 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:49,861 I saw all of your hard drives. And guess what? 392 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:53,406 You're not a photographer. And you definitely can't fit into a size two. 393 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,075 Darryl, man, you're on Facebook. 394 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:57,094 Why have you been telling people you're not on Facebook? 395 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,958 People want to be your friend, man. Kelly: Hey. 396 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,498 All right? And you... this guy. 397 00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:02,808 You're the one who told the press. 398 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,167 You wrote an e-mail to the editor. 399 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,253 I saw it and I also saw a quicktime movie 400 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,713 of your little printer fire test on your hard drive. 401 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:12,008 This guy's the snitch, he's the snitch. So, that's it. Check it out. 402 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,680 We're going to believe that guy? 403 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,266 When I was growing up, 404 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:23,019 there was nothing better than being a big old business tycoon. 405 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,981 And I thought I'd break that glass ceiling 406 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:29,276 and be a hero to all those little girls out there. 407 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,279 And they'd make a Barbie out of me. 408 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,117 I hate that I sell cheap printers. 409 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,369 I do. 410 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,622 But if I have to go out there in front of the press 411 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,917 and make one of them public apology recalls, 412 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:50,505 I mean, that's all I'll ever be remembered for. 413 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,216 Nobody will want to play with my Barbie. 414 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,971 Well, you know, I would be willing, 415 00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,639 under the right circumstances, 416 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,266 to do that for you. 417 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:04,644 Oh, honey, surely you don't want that. 418 00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,649 I surely do, and don't call me honey. 419 00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:17,324 Airplane ll. 420 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,659 I'm about to buy this building, you know? 421 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,787 You don't say. 422 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:26,333 I own a one-eighth share in a rental property down in pittston. 423 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,127 Well, I'm one-eighths proud of you. 424 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,756 Enjoy that chair for now. 425 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:37,218 'Cause pretty soon you will be on your feet. 426 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,346 Like Buckingham Palace. 427 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,436 Hey, Phyllis, have you seen my bag? 428 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,773 You deserve it. 429 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,360 Andy: Look, ldidn't want houses and schools 430 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,820 to burn down and children to die. 431 00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:58,948 Does that make me a hero? 432 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,909 Kevin: No, it does not. 433 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:05,997 Well, it doesn't make me the worst guy in the world, either. 434 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:07,290 Angela: It does! 435 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,669 Hey. Andy? 436 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:16,925 I wanted to say that I think it was very brave of you to go to the press. 437 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,725 Thanks. 438 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,311 Yeah, you know. 439 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,564 Just seemed like the right thing to do. 440 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:32,649 Yeah. 441 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,031 "We at sabre have betrayed the trust 442 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:42,242 "that we have built with our customers. 443 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:46,413 "We regret our slow response and our lapse in candor and judgment. 444 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:51,960 "At this time, we are issuing a full recall of all sabre gh400 printers. 445 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,130 "We will not rest until this problem is solved. 446 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,550 "There will be no questions." Are there any questions? 447 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:07,434 Hey, I appreciate you reading that statement. You looked pretty up there. 448 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:08,726 That was fun. 449 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,603 I hope your rough patch ends soon. 450 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,021 Thanks. Today helped. 451 00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:15,191 Well, give a shout if I can brighten your life. 452 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,528 Okay. Hey, you could transfer Holly back from nashua. 453 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,490 Let me see what I can do.