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I got a delivery for you.

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Leave it at reception.

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I'm supposed to
deliver this one in person.

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(Clicking)

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Clean up on aisle five.

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After three years of writing,
one year of shooting,

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four years of re-shooting,
and two years of editing,

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I have finally
completed my movie,

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threat level midnight.

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Ehn, ennm yes?

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What are you doing?

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Guys...

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Did you guys know that our own
Michael Scott has made a movie,

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and that he maybe
will let us watch it,

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but only if
everybody's dying to see it?

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That's... well, don't
put words in my mouth.

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Threat level midnight is the
great lost film of Michael Scott.

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We're all in it from, like, years and
years ago. It's like a home movie.

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Yeah, if Michael
Scott did your home movie.

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Pam: Michael screened a
work in progress for us years ago,

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and it didn't go well.

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We thought it was a comedy.

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Everything pointed
to it being a comedy.

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We'd love to see it.

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Sweet. I will go invite Holly.

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Okay, everyone, I know
we're really excited to

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see this movie
that everybody's in,

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but we have to remember
that Michael is sensitive.

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So, let's stay positive.

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And no laughing, no comments,
just positive energy,

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and we'll have
a pure fun day, okay?

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Thanks, mom.

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You never told me you
made a movie. Mmm-hmm.

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It's got action. It's got
heart. It's got symbolism.

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It's got you.
It's got a lot of me.

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I can't wait.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
threat level midnight.

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Narrator: Michael scam?
Well, that is an interesting story.

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He was once the best
secret agent in the business.

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That was years ago.

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Where is he now?

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Well, that's also
an interesting story.

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Master scarn.

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Master scam!

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I play Samuel,
Michael scarn's robot Butler.

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I wanted Samuel's voice

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(speaking robotically)
To be like this.

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(Speaking normally) But
Michael thought that Samuel should be

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a very advanced Android,

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almost indistinguishable
from a real person.

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Dwight does not play a robot.

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I'm up.

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It's the president.

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He needs you for a mission.

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Tell him I'm retired.

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It's goldenface.

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Goldenface.

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This makes it personal.

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Scarn, you're right on time.

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Hail to the chief.

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I gave up a lot of weekends,

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because I thought it would
be good for my daughter

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to see a black man as president,
even in a silly home movie.

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What a stupid waste of time.

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It's your old enemy, goldenface.

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He's after
the NHL all-star game.

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He's hidden a bomb
somewhere in the stadium. Scarn,

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this one is personal for me.

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I own the stadium.

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I can't see it blown up.

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It's my retirement plan.

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We have to search the stadium.

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Not so fast.

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Goldenface has taken all of the

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concession stand
workers hostage.

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Scarn, will you find these
hostages and save the game?

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Heads I do it, tails I don't.

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Best out of seven.

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Heads.

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Tails.

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Heads.

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Tails.

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Heads.

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Tails.

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Looks like there's gonna be
a clean up on aisle five.

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Narrator: Well,
the hostages were scared.

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Don't you guys get it?
Nobody's coming for us.

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Goldenface: On,
someone's coming, all right.

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The only man who would care,
Michael scarn.

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See, I'm gonna lure him here,
then I'm gonna kill everybody,

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then I'm gonna dig
up scarn's dead wife,

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and I'm gonna
hump her real good.

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(Cackung)

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Jim: I did not love the dialog,

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or the character.

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I took the role to impress a
receptionist, who will remain nameless.

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Narrator: Well, the all-star
game was three days away.

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So, naturally,
it was all sold out.

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The only way scarn was
getting in was in a uniform.

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Just one problem with that.

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Scarn didn't know a
hockey stick from a slim Jim.

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So, he went to meet with the
famed trainer, cherokee Jack.

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Mop the ice.

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I'm not here to
learn how to mop.

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I'm here to learn
how to play hockey.

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Mop it.

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(Inspiring music playing)

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Come on. Come on!

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(Exclaims)

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Now, take this.

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What am I
supposed to do with this?

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Narrator: Well, Michael scarn
was quickly becoming

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one of the hottest
hockey players in the country.

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Each year, the national hockey
league accepts one civilian amateur

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to play in the all-star game.

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It's down to the three of you.

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The final test is speed skating.

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On your marks, get set...

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Die.

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(Guns firing)

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Nice try, goldenface. Except
you forgot one thing, to kill me.

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Oh, iwasn't trying to kill you.

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I was trying to slow you down.

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Oh, by the way...

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Yeah?

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How's your wife doing?

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(Laughing)

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Congratulations.

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Hey, you came in second.
Not bad either, champ.

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I am so sorry I have to do this.

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(Gagging)

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(Scarn shushes)

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I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

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I'm intercepting a name.

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Jasmine windsong.

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She works for goldenface.

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But what I can't figure out
is, who is the funky cat?

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Not "who," what.

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The funky cat is the
hippestjazz club in town.

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Oh! Oh...

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(Jazz music playing)

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He cut the part where my
circuit board malfunctioned?

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Then what was the point of
spilling the drink on me?

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They call me Jasmine windsong

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bingo.

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He finished his movie? No
kidding. Wow, that's great.

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Yeah, good for him.

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(Singing gibberish)

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(Plays backwards) The
hostages are under the stadium

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(grunting)

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(All exclaim)

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(Grunts)

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Check, please.

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You have to let us go,
goldenface. We have families.

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Ha! This is gonna show them
that I mean business.

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See ya.

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Far and away the most
expensive shot of the movie,

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but it was
integral to the story.

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(Yells)

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It's scarn!

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Sorry about your friend, scarn.

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The joke's on you, goldenface.

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That man was
a wanted animal rapist.

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We've searched the
whole building, goldenface.

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Where is the bomb? Hmm?

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We've searched the
whole building, goldenface.

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Where is the bomb? Hmm?

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We've searched the... okay.

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He said, "where is the bomb?"

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In the puck.

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Scarn: But why are you
telling me this?

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Because I'm going
to kill you, unless

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you forgive me for
murdering your wife.

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Hey, goldenface. Yeah?

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Go puck yourself.

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(Gun fires)

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That was not scripted.

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(Gasps)

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(Gun fires)

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Scarn: (Softly) More Tylenol.

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You've already had four.

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Oh, god!

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So good.

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Nurse: You're lucky to be alive.

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It'll take a lot more
than a bullet to the brain,

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lungs, heart, back and balls
to kill Michael scarn.

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Let's just make sure that
everything's working properly.

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(Heart monitor beeping)

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(Beeping faster)

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You just said,
"the bomb is in the puck"?

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Both: Yes.

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Is that where you hid
the bomb, goldenface?

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But why would you
blow up the stadium?

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You own the stadium.

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For the insurance money.
I knew it all along.

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You will never
get away with this.

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Scarn: Where had I gone wrong?

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All I wanted was to start a
family with my beautiful wife,

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but somewhere along the way,
things got messed up.

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Narrator: It wasn't easy
for scarn to admit

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that he'd lost
his self-confidence.

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And he hadn't, of course.

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He just wasn't
using it right now.

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All: Mike!

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Scarn: Beer me, Billy.

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You don't look so good.
What's got you down?

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I got problems, Billy.
Big problems.

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You got problems?
My TV don't work.

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I pay $30 a month for the
damn satellite what's-a-whose-it.

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I can't even get the damn game.

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Now, you tell me,
what's worse than that?

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Don't ever change, Billy.

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Goldenface is going to blow up
the NHL all-star game tomorrow.

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I see what you
mean about problems.

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I know what'll cheer you up.

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That table of bachelorettes
over there bought you this drink.

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All: (Seductively) Hey.

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Ever banged an entire
bachelorette party, baby?

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Why are you singling my line
out, like, a million years later?

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I'm too depressed
to save the big game, Billy.

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I'm gonna cheer you up the
only ways I know hows. Hey, kid,

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hit 6-9 on the jukebox.

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No, Billy, I haven't done
that dance since my wife died.

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There's a whole
crowd of people out there

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who need to learn
how to do the scarn.

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(Dance music playing)

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Well, my name's Michael scarn
and I'm here to say

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I'm about to do the scarn
in a major way

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you jump to the right
and you shake a hand

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then you jump to the left
and you shake that hand

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you meet new friends
you tie some yarn

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and that's how you do the scarn

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you jump to the right
and you shake a hand

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then you jump to the left
and you shake that hand

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meet new friends tie that yarn

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that's how you do the scarn

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you jump to the right
and you shake a hand

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(stifles laughter) Shh. Stop.

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Meet new friends tie that yarn

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that's how you do the scarn
(Exclaims)

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If doing the scarn is gay,

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then I'm
the biggest queer on earth!

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You guys, I think I have...
Sorry.

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I'm really sorry.

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Jim: Hey, hey. Michael!

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Michael, I'm sorry.
I'm really, really sorry.

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I think I was just
relieved to see that

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Michael scarn got
his confidence back.

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Yeah, Michael,
the movie's amazing.

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It's, like, one of the best
movies I've ever seen in my life.

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You should enter
it in festivals.

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Yeah. Or carnivals.

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Well, that's a pretty good
reaction. That's pretty cool, right?

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Did you like it?
Did you like that?

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Which part?

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Okay.

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Ahhgm. Comeon

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Michael: No. Michael.

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No, come on!

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We have to see the end.

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No, it's not good enough.
It's not good enough.

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Some people are
really popping on-screen.

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Hey. Hey.

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Good movie. Mmm.

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Good?

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Everybody out
there says it's great.

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I loved it did you?

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What did you love about it?

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Um... I loved that you got to
work together with all your friends.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Isn't that so great when you
can all work together like that?

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No, no. Holly,
this isn't ocean's eleven,

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where you get together
with all your friends,

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and you just have fun, and you
don't care about how it turns out.

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What'd you really think,
honesfly?

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Is it...

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Is it because you're afraid of
where this is gonna take me?

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Because, see, I need
you to keep me grounded.

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Not worried about that.

280
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This is 11 years, okay?

281
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This has been
my dream for 11 years,

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and if you don't
think it's great,

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then you're basically saying
you don't believe in my dream.

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It's your dream? You never
even mentioned it before.

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We talk about
a lot of things, Holly.

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You know, I was
eventually going to

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get around to my dream,
obviously.

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Eleven years
that I could've been

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working on "the scarn nebulous."

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Well, why do you have to
make a movie at all?

291
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Because if I don't have this,
what do I have? I have nothing.

292
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Really? You can't think of
anything else that you might have?

293
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I have my book on business,
somehowl manage.

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I have my hbo comedy special,
"here I go again..."

295
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But, you know what?
When I think about it,

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when I really think about it,
none of those things

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are as real to me as my movie.

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I'm real.

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