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Better. 186 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,493 Neil Patrick Harris? 187 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,787 He's in little shop of horrors on Broadway. 188 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:16,705 Right. No, we need Michael Scott, 189 00:08:16,789 --> 00:08:20,668 the best darn dundies host both sides of the Mississippi. 190 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:24,963 I've got to find Michael Scott. 191 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:29,593 And then I've got to get him to the dundies. 192 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,805 Hey, can you help me find Michael Scott, Angela? 193 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:36,684 My boyfriend can. He's a state senator. 194 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:37,810 Mmm-hmm. 195 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:41,146 Oh, no, he can't help because that title has no meaning. 196 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:44,233 Try Jim, Deangelo. He'll be able to help. 197 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:45,526 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 198 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:48,862 Jim, do you know where I can find Michael Scott? 199 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:52,741 Oh, I totally don't know where Michael is, dude. 200 00:08:52,825 --> 00:08:54,952 Hey, you want to listen to some records? 201 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,663 No one's listening to me. I'm running out of time. 202 00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:00,958 Well, what are you talking about? 203 00:09:04,837 --> 00:09:07,131 I've fallen and I can't get up. 204 00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:09,925 Maybe I just need to look into my heart. 205 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:13,137 Deangelo, where is Michael Scott? 206 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,848 I'm here. In a good way. 207 00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:17,307 I've been here the whole time. 208 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:21,895 The analytical part of me wants to examine it. 209 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:23,814 But I know it has no content. 210 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,066 Ladies and gentlemen, please stand up 211 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:27,818 for your co-host of the evening, 212 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,278 Michael Gary Scott! 213 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:37,077 Please remain standing for your other co-host and new manager, 214 00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:42,166 Deangelo jeremetrius vickers! 215 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,008 Dwight: Is that part of the... 216 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:57,681 Deangelo. Hey. 217 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:01,369 Deangelo, what are you doing? There's a live audience out there. 218 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,771 Just go do it by yourself, or get Ryan. 219 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:06,023 No, Ryan would never do it. It's too on the radar. 220 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:11,445 Look, look, the boss hosts the dundies. It's sort of our perk. 221 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:14,239 This was not part of the job description. 222 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,407 Okay, listen to me. 223 00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:17,677 You're not doing this for me, you're not doing this for you. 224 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,119 You're not even doing this for them. 225 00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:21,205 What am I doing it for? 226 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,373 You're doing it for all those kids out there 227 00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:25,209 eating off the Louie volpe's kids menu 228 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,252 who are wondering, "does it get better?" 229 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,713 What I want you to do is, I want you to say, 230 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,882 "it's show time." And get out there. 231 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:35,260 I can't. Say it. 232 00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:36,804 Stop hitting me. 233 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:38,222 You can do it, just say it. 234 00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:40,182 Hit me again. 235 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:41,975 Now hit me. 236 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:44,978 One, two, three... 237 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,122 It's show time! It's show time! 238 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,232 All right, here we go. 239 00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:55,447 Okay, okay, sorry about the delay, everybody, 240 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:58,826 but we were at the dmv waiting in line. 241 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:03,789 Fall asleep right after sex. Huh, guys? 242 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:05,999 Nope, go back to the script. 243 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,253 There are a lot of great salesmen in this office, 244 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:13,423 but one of our great salesmen is also a great dad, 245 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,926 and a close personal friend of mine. 246 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,137 Jim Halpert, best dad dundie. 247 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,103 Wow, I do not parent for the awards, 248 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,146 but I got to tell you, it feels pretty good. 249 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,525 Cece, if you're watching this at home, it's way past your bedtime. 250 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,611 By the way, how'd this get televised? Thanks. 251 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:35,863 Well done. 252 00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:37,298 I don't know, maybe being a good dad 253 00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,633 is just following your own compass. 254 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,868 I don't know, I don't know. Thank you. Okay. 255 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,223 Didn't think to mention me, huh? 256 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:46,248 Didn't I? 257 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,877 Which moves us to best mom dundie. 258 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,004 This person, well, I guess we all sort of 259 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,131 consider a mom around the office, 260 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,507 Meredith Palmer! 261 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:57,551 Oh, my god! 262 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,136 Woman: Say what? 263 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,578 I'll tell you one thing, I'm not going to be a good mom tonight. 264 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:08,687 Whoo! 265 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,982 Excuse me, can I get a photo of the best mom and the best dad, please? 266 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:13,984 Step on up. 267 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,068 I've got to go do this. 268 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:19,072 Let's go, big smiles, folks. There they are. 269 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:22,618 Year after year, I catch a lot of flak on this particular award 270 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:26,747 because year after year, I present this award to a guy instead of a girl. 271 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:31,168 Hottest in the office goes to Danny cordray! 272 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:33,754 Danny could not be here tonight... 273 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,297 How do I feel about not winning 274 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,882 hottest in the office this year? 275 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,759 Um, I'm very relieved. 276 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:41,929 How do you judge something like... what is his criteria, even? 277 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,013 It's... 278 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,848 It's so subjective. 279 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:48,310 Stanley Hudson is a grump, everybody knows that. 280 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,938 But did you know that Stanley Hudson 281 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:54,524 is also the face of a debilitating disease known as diabetes? 282 00:12:56,485 --> 00:13:00,072 The diabetes award goes to Stanley Hudson! 283 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,200 Come on up here, you sick bastard. 284 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:09,373 I have diabetes, too. You don't see me making a big deal about it. 285 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,960 They say he's going to be my right-hand man, 286 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:15,921 ad-lib masturbation joke. No. 287 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,548 I hate this. I hate it so much. 288 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:23,345 Dwight schrute, please accept this promising assistant manager dundie. 289 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,976 Thank you, thanks so much. Um, I want to dedicate this award 290 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:33,230 to something that, uh, we take for granted in our daily lives, 291 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,898 and that is the humble trash can. 292 00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:37,359 This is for you, trash can. 293 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,159 Who gave you those crayons? 294 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,036 I brought them from home. 295 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,413 Do you have a red? 296 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:50,747 This is a cloth tablecloth. 297 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,249 You can't color on it. 298 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,251 Oh, really? 299 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:59,798 Did you know herpes affects one out of every five sexually active adults? 300 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,259 Pippi longstocking, 301 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:06,096 Ronald McDonald's wife, Ron Howard, Ron Weasley. 302 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,598 What do they all have in common? Redheads. 303 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,434 And, Erin hannon, 304 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:15,439 come on up here to receive your cutest redhead in the office award. 305 00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,441 That is bull. 306 00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:23,363 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 307 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,491 This is the first award I've ever won in my entire life. 308 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:31,621 People were right about the dundies, they are magical. 309 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,417 But I don't feel it, 310 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,587 and I think that's because I'm not with the right person. 311 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,255 Gabe... 312 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,089 Gabe: What? 313 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,133 We should break up. 314 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,218 What? 315 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,054 I'm not attracted to you. 316 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,683 I just... I cringe when you talk. 317 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,603 I have to be honest. 318 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,229 Right, Pam? 319 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,735 Thank you for hearing me. 320 00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:05,947 Okay, well, this is embarrassing. 321 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,076 Obviously really angry at Erin. 322 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:12,412 Here comes that quarter-life crisis everyone's talking about. 323 00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:16,625 All right, I'm gonna go. 324 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,796 Let's... there you go. 325 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:22,839 Damn, that was cold. 326 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:27,761 It is difficult to recognize the person who will be replacing you. 327 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:29,930 But he is a good guy, 328 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:34,351 so the Michael Scott award for best dundies host 329 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,353 goes to Deangelo vickers. 330 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:45,838 All: Speech, speech, speech... 331 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:46,863 Speech, speech, speech_. 332 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,534 Hold on, hold on one second. 333 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,205 Crank it. 334 00:15:57,249 --> 00:16:01,586 I want to... I feel truly blessed to be working with all of you. 335 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:04,506 You know, before this all started, funny story, 336 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:08,510 I was in the bathroom, vomiting and vomiting in that men's room. 337 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,303 Okay. That's why it has been shut down... 338 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,656 That's it. For most of the evening. 339 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,640 This is important. He's expressing himself. 340 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:14,933 Hosts don't get dundies. No. 341 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,060 This is truly special for me, 342 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:20,355 and, anyway, it's so much lighter. 343 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,357 Michael: Okay, we're done. That's it. What? 344 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,650 Michael, are we... what? 345 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:24,901 We're done, we're done. 346 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:30,907 So, that is how it ends. My last dundies ever. 347 00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,538 I was hoping it would be more like godfather lll, 348 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,082 that wrapped up the whole franchise 349 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,668 in an extremely satisfying way, 350 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,963 but instead, it is like godfather I, 351 00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:48,592 that was very confusing, 352 00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,053 had maybe three big laughs. 353 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,097 Oh, well. 354 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,223 Pam: Hey, Michael? 355 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,226 We were thinking maybe we could keep this thing going. 356 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,270 What? 357 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,664 I know I'm the cause of this royal screwup, 358 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,231 but I would like to see the show go on. 359 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,275 No, don't. You're being too hard on yourself. 360 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,402 We had a very truncated rehearsal time. 361 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,362 Let's grab some ice cream, go back 362 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,239 to the office, and finish what we started. 363 00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:13,909 So what you're saying is, you kind of liked it? 364 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,535 "I've fallen, and I can't get up." 365 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,420 That Phyllis bit. That was pretty good, right? 366 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,474 I don't know that we need to dissect it all right now, but it... 367 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:21,666 That got a big laugh. It did. 368 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,311 That actually got a big laugh. Pretty huge laugh. 369 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,003 You were laughing, right? I was. 370 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,592 Oh, you know what? I have to go to the bathroom. 371 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,774 Don't worry, we're really close. 372 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,776 Really, you know, I can just run over to the gas station there. 373 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,111 We should just wait here and not get 374 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,446 good seats in the conference room? 375 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,222 That's true, we wouldn't get seats together. 376 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,641 Okay, yeah, I'll hold it. I'm fine. 377 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:41,436 You know, despite a couple of hiccups, I thought that went very well. 378 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:44,439 I thought it was the worst dundies I've ever been to. 379 00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:48,026 Man! Maybe you should have won the kind of a bitch award. 380 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:53,156 Gladly. I'd accept that award, because a bitch is a female dog. 381 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,409 What? What are you doing? Aah! 382 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:57,494 What... ooh! 383 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,997 Please don't stop so suddenly. Seatbelt's pressing on my bladder. 384 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,475 Why are you even wearing a seatbelt? 385 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:03,893 You're sitting in the backseat, baby. 386 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:04,960 What is your problem? 387 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,379 I just don't see the point of the dundies, okay? 388 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:10,131 The jokes are terrible, the venue was bad, the fashion was boring. 389 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:14,511 Okay, that is unfair. The clothing was safe but tasteful. 390 00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:16,721 And next time, why don't you pick a co-host 391 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,932 that doesn't have microphone-a-phobia? 392 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,850 Look, whatever you're going to do, 393 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,769 how long is it going to take, ballpark? 394 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,355 Because I just... I've got to make a decision here. 395 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,653 He is in an all-out sprint. 396 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,406 Better than before. 397 00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,199 Please, excuse me. 398 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,618 Here... okay. 399 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,704 By his own admission, this person 400 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,872 actually tried marijuana in college, 401 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:47,294 so the doobie doobie pothead stoner of the year award 402 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,921 goes to Andy Bernard! 403 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,048 Yes. 404 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,300 Ohhh! 405 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,528 There's a lot of people I'd like to thank, 406 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,013 but I think we all actually want to thank you, Michael. 407 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,140 Oh! Thank you. 408 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:03,810 I mean, we actually really all want to thank you for everything. 409 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,899 Oh, my god. Something's happening. 410 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:16,531 9,986,000 minutes 411 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:20,577 we actually sat down and did the math 412 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:25,790 9,986, 000 minutes 413 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,295 that's how many minutes that you've worked here 414 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:31,755 in costumes 415 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:32,839 and impressions 416 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,424 in meetings 417 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:35,759 in cups of coffee 418 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,052 for birthdays 419 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,178 more meetings and... 420 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,430 E-mail forwards you made us read 421 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:45,101 9,986, 000 minutes 422 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:49,606 that's like watching die hard 80,000 times 423 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:51,941 you hit me with your car 424 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,319 you helped me get off drugs 425 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:56,738 I watch you when you sleep 426 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,782 I forgive you for kissing me 427 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:02,118 remember to call 428 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,204 you've got to remember to call 429 00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,831 remember to call 430 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,334 love is a gift from up above 431 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,127 remember to call 432 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:14,005 text or call or e-mail or call 433 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:20,762 measure, measure your life in love 434 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,599 remember to call 435 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,102 yeah, yeah, yeah 436 00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:29,187 remember to call 437 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:32,399 yeah, yeah, you've got to remember to call 438 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:35,652 remember to call 439 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,199 yeah, okay. 440 00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:46,538 Well, this is going to hurt like a mother. 441 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,166 Every day, millions of Americans 442 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,043 suffer from extreme repulsiveness. 443 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:55,672 Someone in our midst is bringing that problem to light. 444 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,924 Toby Flenderson, please come up here 445 00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,135 and accept the extreme repulsiveness award. 446 00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,219 Oh, that's so mean. 447 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,303 No, it's fine. 448 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:03,781 It's his last dundies. 449 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:04,931 You got to play along, man. 450 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,225 Come on, Toby. 451 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,518 Here he comes! 452 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:11,521 All right, you deserved it. 453 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:15,150 I really disagree with this. I think it's kind of hateful. 454 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,836 Although, I am a little happy right now 455 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,154 to have a platform to talk about the outcome of a case 456 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:21,656 that I was recently a juror on, the Scranton strangler. 457 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:25,452 A man's being put to death, I was part of the verdict, 458 00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,620 and I'm not so sure he's guilty anymore.