1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:05,255 Hey. So we saw a new billboard. 2 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:07,549 Yeah. Pretty cool, huh? 3 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:10,802 What better way to announce our new slightly lower prices 4 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:12,804 than with an ad campaign? 5 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:17,183 And what better face for an ad campaign than our new regional manager? 6 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:19,727 How'd it look? You've seen it, right? 7 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:22,230 Andy, somebody defaced it. 8 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,816 What? How? 9 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:26,192 (Laughing) 10 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:27,277 Morning, Stanley. 11 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:33,825 There's this thing that people tend to do with billboards. 12 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:35,702 How do I put this? 13 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:42,333 If there's an opportunity for a graffiti artist to work in a phallic shape 14 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:45,879 interacting with the artwork, it'll happen. 15 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:49,591 And Andy gave them that opportunity. 16 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:51,902 Erin, how long did we order those billboards for? 17 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:53,720 Six months. Oh, god. 18 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:55,448 I need you to call the billboard company. 19 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:59,726 Great billboard. Funny, edgy, right up to the line without crossing it. Loved it. 20 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:01,451 Which one did you see? Washington street. 21 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:04,230 The one with like 20 dongs on it. Okay. Don't be gross. 22 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,524 What's going on? Somebody defaced the billboards 23 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,277 we just put out in an inappropriate way. 24 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:11,154 That's funny. 25 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:16,159 Wait, from the photo shoot with you and me? 26 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,577 Yeah, Dwight. 27 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:20,121 No. No. 28 00:01:20,955 --> 00:01:24,709 No, no, no, no, no, no! 29 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:29,464 No, no, no, no, no, no! 30 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:33,801 No, no, no, no, no. No! 31 00:01:56,991 --> 00:01:58,952 Dwight: Schrute farms is very easy to find. 32 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,930 It's right in the middle of the root vegetable district. 33 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,247 If the soil starts to get acidic, 34 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:03,581 you've probably gone too far. 35 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,518 Just give us the address, we'll look it up online. 36 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,418 It's simpler this way. It's really not. 37 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:10,171 Now, stated arrival time is 3:00 pm. 38 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:13,049 Idontgetthereason forflflspafly yeah. Vvhatsthereason? 39 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:15,134 What's the reason, Andy? What's the reason? 40 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,679 It's just a garden party. Sheesh! 41 00:02:17,845 --> 00:02:19,931 You don't need a reason to throw a garden party 42 00:02:20,014 --> 00:02:23,351 any more than you need a reason to throw a birthday party. 43 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:26,354 It's a garden party. You don't need a reason. 44 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:29,357 A few other super simple reminders. No burping, no slurping. 45 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,694 When eating, take small bites and chew thoroughly with your mouth closed. 46 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:33,945 Yes, Darryl? 47 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:35,488 What happens when we're done chewing? 48 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:38,866 Do we spit it out on the floor or keep it in our mouths the rest of the time? 49 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,785 I get it. I'm being a little overbearing. 50 00:02:40,868 --> 00:02:42,704 But I promise to be under-bearing for a week 51 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:45,540 if you guys just all step it up. 52 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:47,851 Andy, we understand basic table manners. We're not children. 53 00:02:47,875 --> 00:02:49,210 Yeah. It's just a picnic. 54 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,297 This is not a picnic, Phyllis. It's a garden party. 55 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,024 There's a grill in the warehouse I could bring. 56 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:56,342 Oh, ew. Please don't. Not a barbeque. 57 00:02:56,426 --> 00:03:00,430 It's better than a barbeque. It's dignified. Quieter. There are rules. 58 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:01,740 How is that better than a barbeque? 59 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:04,267 What's the dress code on this? I'm glad you asked. 60 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:05,476 Connecticut casual. 61 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,730 Any chance Connecticut casual is Pennsylvania business? 62 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:10,898 I.e., this is what I'm wearing to your party. 63 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:14,444 Guys, my family just threw a garden party to celebrate my brother's promotion. 64 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:15,945 It was a huge success. 65 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,469 Check it out. There's a video online. 66 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:20,950 Heartwarming impromptu father/son duet. 67 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:22,493 Jim: Oh, yeah. 68 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:23,971 Kevin: Yeah. Oscar, you showed me this. 69 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:25,413 I've seen this. That's not you. 70 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:26,956 Yeah. Who's the sausage? 71 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,684 (Singing) Andy: It's my dad and my brother. 72 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,335 I would have joined in, but this melody 73 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:33,671 doesn't really support another Harmony part, so... 74 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,107 Check it out. That's my brother's boss. 75 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:37,342 Look how psyched he is. He's having an awesome time. 76 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:41,346 And did Robert California get an invite to your party? 77 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:44,474 Yeah, of course. I mean, yeah, I think he did. 78 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:48,603 Why didn't you just say this was to impress Robert California? 79 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:53,650 I cannot believe that Andy is throwing a party like this just to impress the ceo. 80 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:55,652 Classic Gabe move. 81 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:58,738 Hey, Andy, how about you don't steal my business strategies 82 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:02,283 and I won't dress like my life is just one long brunch. 83 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:05,453 See you all there at 3:00 pm. Connecticut casual. 84 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:07,705 Remember your manners and have a wonderful time. 85 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:11,417 And please refer to the map. Stay off of the web. 86 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:13,169 Thank you. 87 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:15,588 So, we've typed in the address. 88 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,840 Now let's take a look at the street view. 89 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:23,471 They don't warn you when the cameras are driving by. Ah. 90 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:26,182 Why do you keep reading that garden party book? 91 00:04:26,265 --> 00:04:28,476 I mean, how hard are finger sandwiches and tea? 92 00:04:28,559 --> 00:04:30,603 There's so much more to it than that. 93 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,456 Dwight: I've been wanting schrute farms to break into 94 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,565 the high-end event hosting industry for some time, 95 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:37,235 and this party is a great opportunity. 96 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:39,612 Plus, I've got a secret weapon. 97 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,532 Only one copy in the world, 98 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:45,993 and some sucker on the Internet sold it to me for $2. 99 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,704 (Laughing) 100 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:52,208 I'm actually really disappointed in how poorly my book is doing. 101 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:54,252 I've only sold one copy. 102 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:58,506 Is there anything you wish you'd done differently to avoid cankles? 103 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:00,508 Nope. 104 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:02,071 I've already gone up another cup size. 105 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,512 The senator is grossed out. 106 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,473 When do you start feeling it kick? 107 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:11,185 Cece was around 22 weeks, but Philip was much earlier. 108 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:12,520 Philip? 109 00:05:13,187 --> 00:05:17,608 Oh, my gosh. Yes. But don't say anything, okay? 110 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:19,110 It's after my grandfather. 111 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:21,362 Philip is the name that we're using. 112 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:22,905 It's after my favorite cat. 113 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,282 Oh, wow. 114 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:26,784 Funny. It's after my grandfather. 115 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:29,203 It's after my cat. 116 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:32,790 Robert: Andrew, ipicked up two possible gifts to bring this afternoon. 117 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:34,542 One, a pot of marmalade. 118 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,502 Ooh, that sounds great. 119 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,379 That is what you want then? The marmalade? 120 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:39,630 Sure. 121 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:43,926 You don't want to hear the other one. You love marmalade? 122 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:45,928 I'll hear the other one. 123 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:47,388 It's a basil plant. 124 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:50,788 You know, the marmalade sounds great. 125 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:55,772 I also mentioned the marmalade to my sister, and she's very interested. 126 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,732 Then the basil will be fine. 127 00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:59,084 Well, you clearly want the marmalade. 128 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:02,236 Gretchen, I need another marmalade. 129 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:03,863 All right. 130 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:04,947 (Call disconnects) 131 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:14,248 Hey, where do I park? I'm the valet. 132 00:06:14,373 --> 00:06:17,019 You have to give me your car. I'm parking. I can probably park it myself. 133 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,562 I'm the valet. You have to give me your car. 134 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:19,879 It's probably okay that I park... 135 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:21,964 No. I think it's probably better that I... 136 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,633 I'm the valet. You have to give me... 137 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:27,094 It's a finicky car. Get out of your car. Get out. 138 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,809 Mose: Have a good time at the thing. 139 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:35,603 It's a little tricky. You might want to... 140 00:06:55,289 --> 00:06:57,583 Mr. Ryan Howard! 141 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,336 "Chapter two. Announcing guests as they enter 142 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:02,046 "is the height of decorum. 143 00:07:02,129 --> 00:07:06,843 "The more volume displayed, the more honor is bestowed upon everyone present." 144 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:11,138 Stanley Hudson and his mistress Cynthia! 145 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:17,812 James, Pamela and peepee Halpert! 146 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:22,543 How's it going over here, guys? Andy, stop hovering. 147 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:23,627 You're being really annoying. 148 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,152 Didn't mean to bother you, mable. 149 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:28,072 "Mable, mable, if you're able, 150 00:07:28,155 --> 00:07:30,658 "keep your elbows off the table." Wow. 151 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:34,996 Mr. and Mrs. Walter and Ellen Bernard! 152 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:39,250 So you all work with Andy? 153 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:43,671 Well, technically, for Andy. 154 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:47,049 Technically, for Robert California. He's our ceo. 155 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,428 Ithoughtyou were the ceo. 156 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:51,655 I don't know how you got there. 157 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:53,389 You said you were running the company. 158 00:07:53,472 --> 00:07:55,516 This branch. I'm the regional manager. 159 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,685 Yes. Well, that makes more sense. 160 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:00,021 Are you all regional managers? 161 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:04,400 Did I throw this party to impress my parents? That's crazy. 162 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:07,666 No, if they wanted a garden party, they could throw one themselves. 163 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,780 Which, as a matter of fact, they did last week. 164 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:13,701 They threw one for my baby brother, and it was totally amazing. 165 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,870 But I couldn't care less. 166 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:18,873 Can I introduce you around now? 167 00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:22,627 Yeah, we don't have too long. We have theater tickets. 168 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:23,836 What are you going to see? 169 00:08:24,211 --> 00:08:25,212 Moneyball. 170 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:29,216 It was Walter Jr.'s choice. 171 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,580 Mrs. Bernard: There he is. What? 172 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:31,886 Bro-nard. 173 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:33,971 I didn't know you were going to be here. 174 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,556 I wouldn't have missed it. 175 00:08:36,223 --> 00:08:37,558 (Fake chuckling) Okay. 176 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:38,809 (Indistinct conversation) 177 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:40,061 (Cawing) 178 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,481 I'm Walter. I'm Andy's younger brother. 179 00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:45,191 Hey, how you doing? I'm Jim. 180 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:51,697 Tuna, right? And this must be your lovely wife, Pam. 181 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:52,782 Hell no. No. 182 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:56,410 She wishes. No, no, no, no, no.No. 183 00:08:56,911 --> 00:09:00,498 Sir, I need to be able to feed all the guests. I understand. 184 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:01,916 Excuse me. 185 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,086 (Harpsichord playing) 186 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:07,088 Dwight: Set that down. 187 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:14,095 Present yourself. 188 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:37,118 "Chapter four. One of the host's most important duties 189 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:38,786 "is as dance master. 190 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:43,374 "A proper courtly dance sets the tone for the entire afternoon." 191 00:09:56,804 --> 00:10:00,099 Ladies and gentlemen, may I present 192 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:04,770 Robert California! 193 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,317 Hello, Andy. Welcome. 194 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,153 Thank you. Hey, I want you to meet 195 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:15,239 my first bosses, mom and dad. 196 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:17,158 Yes. Hello. Nice to meet you. Pleasure. 197 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,995 Andy, where shall I put your basil plant? 198 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:23,247 I thought you were going to bring the marmalade? 199 00:10:23,330 --> 00:10:26,000 No. I'm certain you said basil. 200 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:31,922 This is not funny, man. Let me down. 201 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:35,843 I think this thing is broken. It's not broken, Kevin. This is how it works. 202 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,848 It's so pretty today. 203 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:42,767 It's getting chilly. 204 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:45,061 Yeah. We really should be leaving. 205 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,479 Yeah. Um... 206 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:49,565 It'll be weird if the boss-man didn't make a toast, so hang on. 207 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:54,445 Everybody, I just want to take this opportunity to thank you all for coming, 208 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:59,075 and to raise a glass to my amazing staff. 209 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,970 Toasts are great. I mean, you toast somebody, 210 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:04,413 they toast you back. It just goes round and round. 211 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,541 That's my favorite part about toasts, the reciprocity. 212 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,044 Let's hear from you guys. Who do you want to toast? 213 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:11,128 Yeah, I'll say something. 214 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,132 I think we should be acknowledging our boss 215 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,384 because none of us would be here without him. 216 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,886 Robert California. 217 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,971 To Robert. Kelly: Yay, Robert! 218 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:27,394 I cannot believe I didn't think of toasting Robert. Get in the game, Gabriel. 219 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:29,647 Why are you talking to Stanley's mistress? 220 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,608 I would like to toast someone who isn't here, 221 00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:34,944 but who will be in just four short months. 222 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:39,115 Welcome to the world, Philip lipton. 223 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,407 All: Aww. 224 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:47,164 I also would like to toast Philip Halpert, 225 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,874 who's due even sooner. 226 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:52,419 May he be a good namesake to my grandfather, 227 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:57,424 who I promised as a child, long before tonight, 228 00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:00,427 that I would one day name my son after him. 229 00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:03,597 To Philip Halpert. To Philip. 230 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:04,682 Andy: All right. 231 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:08,269 She just always has to copy anything I do. 232 00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:11,814 It's the Ford Taurus situation all over again. 233 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:14,483 I'd like to make a toast to the troops. 234 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,609 Here, here. Yes. 235 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,404 All the troops. Both sides. 236 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,032 I think we should toast... 237 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:25,119 Ladies and gentlemen, the last supper. 238 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:33,711 "Chapter nine. The tableau vivant is not only welcome, 239 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:37,590 "but expected entertainment at any garden party." 240 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:39,842 Andy? 241 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,553 I think that we should acknowledge the man 242 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:45,139 who has led us to such a profitable quarter. 243 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,143 To Robert California. Yeah! 244 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:53,355 I would also like to toast Robert California. Mr. California... 245 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,774 You can't triple toast somebody. 246 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,819 At least not until we hit everyone once. 247 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,739 I'll say a few words if that's all right with you, Andy. 248 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,490 Yeah. 249 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:09,997 You people say I led you, but it wasn't me. 250 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:15,294 You want to toast the man who led you to success, 251 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:17,254 but the boss is irrelevant. 252 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,091 Andy and I produce nothing. We do nothing. 253 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:24,345 We sit in our offices and demand, 254 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:28,766 "I want this and that right now" like petulant children. 255 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:32,978 You know the difference between a crying baby and a manager? 256 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,730 One day the baby will grow up. 257 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:36,398 (All chuckling) 258 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:43,447 But without you, Andy and I would be sitting in our dirty diapers 259 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:46,367 waiting for someone to change us, wipe us. 260 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:49,662 I should be toasting you, thanking you, 261 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:53,958 for allowing me to have the easiest job in the universe. 262 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,168 Cheers. All: Cheers. 263 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,379 To Robert California. 264 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,982 From the moment you entered our building and our hearts, you... 265 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:05,844 Some of you know that we have an Internet star in our midst. 266 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:10,391 Mr. Walter banes Bernard, sr., please report to the stage. 267 00:14:10,557 --> 00:14:12,226 I'm eating, Andy. 268 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,144 Come on. 269 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:17,606 Okay. All right. 270 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,024 Okay. 271 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,859 Yes. Yeah, what do you want to do? 272 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:24,321 Well, how about one of our classic father/son duets? 273 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,323 (Playing guitar) Oh, whoa. 274 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,449 You sure? 275 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,035 Really? It's a little tricky. 276 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:39,461 Saying I love you is not the words 277 00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:41,731 it's too high. It's high but it's not that high. Really? 278 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,966 Right. It feels strained. Yeah. Just take it down. 279 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,053 Saying I love... 280 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,888 Saying I love you 281 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,182 here. Just give it torne.Yeah. Yeah. 282 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,392 Okay. 283 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,479 Something like... 284 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:02,693 Saying I love you is not the word... 285 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:03,819 You don't come in yet. 286 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:06,530 I want to hear from you 287 00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:09,867 it's not that I want you 288 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:14,496 not to say but if you only knew 289 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,499 more than words 290 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:22,254 is all you have to do to make it real 291 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,758 is anyone filming this? Seriously. Erin! 292 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:28,218 It's either taping or calling. 293 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,723 What would you do 294 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:36,143 if my heart was torn in two 295 00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:38,645 you know what? Walter Jr. is here. 296 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,290 Why don't you come up and join us? Walter, Jr.: Yeah, no. 297 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,042 No, come up and do something with me. I don't know, pop. 298 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,127 I'm just having a good time getting to know Andy's friends here. 299 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,361 Get up there and sing, 300 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:48,280 or I will cut your larynx and you'll never be able to sing again. 301 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,990 Whoo! Come on! 302 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,785 Come on. Give them what they want. 303 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,704 All right. This old thing. I don't even... 304 00:15:56,497 --> 00:16:01,460 May the good lord be with you down every road you roam 305 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:09,051 and may sunshine and happiness surround you when you're far from home 306 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:16,141 and may you grow to be proud dignified and true 307 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:22,940 and do unto others as you'd have done to you 308 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,735 cheers! All right. 309 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,614 What's going on? Cheers, cheers. Get your own guitar. 310 00:16:37,704 --> 00:16:40,082 Sorry. Recorded voice: Please hang up and try again. 311 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,405 I am so cold. It's because you didn't bring a jacket. 312 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:15,117 My first love is beet farming, but it's a young man's game. 313 00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:18,787 Whoever heard of an old beet farmer? Forget the beets. 314 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,039 Concentrate on the hosting. 315 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:26,211 I can spend a considerable amount of money having my birthday party here. 316 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,755 Really? We have a number of birthday packages. 317 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,508 The pewter package has the least amount of goats. 318 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:34,094 It's not no goats, it's still 10 to 12 goats, 319 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,738 depending on the availability of the goats. 320 00:17:35,762 --> 00:17:38,891 Now the goat package, obviously, has the most goats. What were you thinking? 321 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:43,020 Of course I am not interested in goats. 322 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:46,190 Why would you spend so much time going over the goats with me? 323 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,985 I can get you exotic meats. 324 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,155 Hippo steaks. Giraffe burgers. 325 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,365 We'll talk. 326 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,913 It'll all be goat. 327 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:05,167 Hello, Cece Halpert. This is Andrew Bernard. 328 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:09,046 I'd very much like to speak with you about your paper supply needs. 329 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,842 That wasn't even my worst sales call. 330 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:14,927 (Knocking at door) 331 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,470 Mr. Bernard: Hi. 332 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,433 What was that display? 333 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,646 I don't know. I just thought 334 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,190 if I could throw this great garden party 335 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:31,985 and show you how respected I am, that you'd be proud of me. 336 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:34,279 Andrew. I know. 337 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,281 I know that you're proud of me. 338 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,408 I'm not going to tell you how impressed I am 339 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:42,746 that you're a manager of some rinky-dink branch 340 00:18:42,829 --> 00:18:45,749 of a paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania. 341 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:48,794 How long are you going to go on needing my approval? 342 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,673 You're a grown man. Don't act like a little boy who needs... 343 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,693 Darryl: I think if! Had parents like that, 344 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:58,971 I'd be trying to convince everyone all the time how great I was, too. 345 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:01,515 Guess efound andysirosebud. Rosebud? 346 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:02,933 It's a reference to citizen Kane. 347 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:06,144 Something that explains why a person became the way they are. 348 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:10,524 I know citizen Kane. Rosebud didn't explain why he was how he was. 349 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:14,236 It just represented what was important to him as a child, that he missed. 350 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,172 Different school of thought. Let's just agree to disagree. 351 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,864 No. You're wrong. 352 00:19:18,865 --> 00:19:21,827 Are you sure? Yeah. I'm too hot anyway. 353 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:25,205 My body has somehow become acclimated to southern Italy. 354 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,929 Isn't that strange? I've never been there. 355 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,960 Oh! Ah. Well. 356 00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:31,253 Yes, that's nice. 357 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:32,671 Thank you. 358 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:39,720 It was a nice party. The setting was a little strange. The food... 359 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:41,054 Sandwiches were dry. 360 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,806 Bye, tuna. Bye, Pam! 361 00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:48,979 (All chattering) 362 00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:54,026 Hey, everybody, I'm going to leave, 363 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,237 and I just wanted to say I'm really sorry. 364 00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,156 Cheeseburger or hamburger? 365 00:20:04,911 --> 00:20:05,912 Cheeseburger. 366 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,289 Oscar: Nard-dog. 367 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:11,752 Thanks, Oscar. 368 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:14,546 (Drumming in distance) 369 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,188 What are they doing? 370 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,981 Closing ceremonies. 371 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,108 Nice touch. 372 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,879 I think I left my wallet in your house. Who cares? 373 00:20:55,962 --> 00:20:59,007 Right here. Mr. James Halpert! 374 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,300 Keys. My keys. 375 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:03,136 Stop forgetting things. I didn't forget them. They're right here. 376 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,431 Mr. James Halpert! 377 00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:10,018 I'm so sorry. I think I forgot the... 378 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,603 What... you idiot. 379 00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:14,856 Ooh. Mis... 380 00:21:17,984 --> 00:21:20,070 What are you doing? Hey, I have a question. 381 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:23,365 Who do you think is really the best salesman in this office? 382 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:27,160 Stupid question, obviously... Mr. James Halpert!