1 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:05,672 Approved. 2 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:10,718 Chef from south park. It's genius. Just some chef. 3 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:14,556 I've decided to pre-screen all of the Halloween costumes this year. 4 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:15,849 I have three simple rules, 5 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:18,059 don't be offensive, don't be cliche 6 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,895 and don't take the first two rules too seriously. 7 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:24,941 The gorilla from rise of the planet of the apes. 8 00:00:26,317 --> 00:00:28,528 The one who sacrifices his life. 9 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:29,779 Whoa! Oh. 10 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,657 Spoiler alert. It's been out for ages, man. 11 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,534 Costume vetoed. 12 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:40,039 It's... somebody's already called that. 13 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:43,334 Who? Kevin has a gorilla suit you could borrow. 14 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:46,171 This is ridiculous! Why can't there just be two Kate middletons? 15 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:49,340 Guys, I know, I mean I wish there could be too. 16 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:51,885 It's like I can't choose. 17 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:53,845 They're both amazing, it's just... 18 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:56,681 Look, I stayed up all night and iwatched that g.D. Wedding 19 00:00:56,764 --> 00:00:58,993 and then I came to work and I made everyone else watch it all day. 20 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:01,686 Meredith wasn't even here. Because I was there. 21 00:01:01,769 --> 00:01:05,732 Meredith: You're the people's Princess! Diana was nothing! 22 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:07,668 I thought you were at your sister's funeral. 23 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:11,154 What I said was, "my sister's funeral is this weekend." 24 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,363 Didn't say I'd be there. 25 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:15,283 Why is it such a shock that I follow the royal story? 26 00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:19,329 Warms my heart, thinking about them two kids... 27 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:21,915 Doing it. 28 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:54,364 Can I maybe squeeze through? 29 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,701 Here you go. There we go. Thank you. 30 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:02,014 Erin: When they talk about all the nice things about dating a co-worker, 31 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,957 they don't mention one of the best parts. 32 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,794 After you're done dating, you still get to work together every single day. 33 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:11,923 Jim, put it on. 34 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:13,967 Darryl: Put it on, man. 35 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,928 I don't know if I can. Come on, the three amigos. 36 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:19,097 Three kings. All right. 37 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:22,183 Jim: I know, I know, I know. But Darryl and Kevin needed a third. 38 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,602 They bought me this Jersey. I said no. 39 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:28,356 Kevin started crying, so I am Chris bosh. 40 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:32,277 Ryan: If you get into season one, you know, really... 41 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,529 Oh, my god, what the hell is wrong with you? 42 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:36,948 It's called a costume. 43 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:38,951 What are you? Some kind of Jamaican zombie woman? 44 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:41,452 Ryan, will you please tell her who I am? Whoopi goldberg. 45 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:44,706 Has no one here heard of kerrigan, from starcraft? 46 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,958 Queen of blades. 47 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,295 It's all Toby's fault. 48 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,130 Every Halloween, I tell him the same thing. 49 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:54,048 You can't bring weapons into the office. 50 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,175 And every year he says the same thing. 51 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,761 "As soon as I get my weapons back, I'm going to kill you." 52 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,515 But there I am at Thanksgiving alive, you know? 53 00:03:03,057 --> 00:03:05,143 I'm a lucky Turkey. 54 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:11,232 Everybody looking good? This is the best we can do? 55 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:15,028 I'm notjudging. I think you guys look great, I just... 56 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,995 Want to make sure this is the best we can do. 57 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,409 I just got a text from broccoli Rob. "Boo!" 58 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,661 It scared me. 59 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:26,164 And then I got this text from Robert California. 60 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:29,042 "Looking fonnard to Halloween party. Expectations are high." 61 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,462 Scared the Out of me. 62 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:36,341 G'day, pameroo. Could you shoot this off for me? 63 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:38,301 Yeah. Australian accent. 64 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,909 What are you doing? I just wanted to see how you do it. 65 00:03:45,933 --> 00:03:47,352 If you're doing something I don't. 66 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:56,194 Are you... that Andy, so hot and cold. 67 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:58,237 One day he's like, "fax these documents, please." 68 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:01,616 The next he's like, "Pam, you fax them. Who cares what Erin's feeling." Right? 69 00:04:01,949 --> 00:04:03,368 Oh, Erin. Pam, 70 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:06,091 how would you rate me as a receptionist on a scale of one to three? 71 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:08,498 Two? 72 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,434 It's like the second to last thing I wanted to hear. 73 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:11,751 No, I mean you're doing great 74 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:14,587 and Andy put you in charge of the whole party, right? 75 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:16,130 Yeah. Yeah. 76 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:20,468 Send completed. You are the best in the biz. I can't deny. 77 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:23,846 Bob and I are doing this Scranton haunted walking tour. 78 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,170 I always wondered what kind of people went on that thing. 79 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,226 Hey, if you go by the banshee pub, 80 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:31,479 tell the man in black I say hello. 81 00:04:36,567 --> 00:04:38,319 Okay. What happened, Pam? 82 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:42,115 When I was 22, I worked there and everybody said the place was haunted. 83 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:45,326 I didn't believe it until one day, before we opened, 84 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:48,246 I look up into the mirror, you know, behind the bar? 85 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:52,500 And I see this old man dressed all in black, 86 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:56,504 but when I turn around, there's no one there. 87 00:04:57,338 --> 00:05:00,007 So, I tell the cook my story... Wait, they have food there? 88 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,592 And he said, 89 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:05,847 "that's what everyone sees. That's the man in black." 90 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:10,977 No. My wife does not believe in ghosts. 91 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,231 Hey. Hey. 92 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:19,193 This man in black thing. What do you think that was about? 93 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:21,505 What do you mean? Was it like trickery in the lights 94 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:23,769 or maybe you were so primed to see it, then there it was. 95 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:26,117 I saw a ghost. Mm-hmm. 96 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,870 What I'm saying is, like, do you ever wonder what it was? 97 00:05:29,036 --> 00:05:31,247 It was a ghost. I told you this on like our first date. 98 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:34,292 Yeah, I had just told you about the day that I met the blue angels. 99 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:37,295 I figured you had to top it. I don't know what to tell you, Jim, 100 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:39,130 but I saw a ghost. 101 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:47,555 Uh-oh. 102 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,725 Looks like we're under a Jack attack. Robert: Yes, Andrew. 103 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:54,395 And you, on this day of fantasy, are a laborer. 104 00:05:56,898 --> 00:06:00,318 Yes. Everyone, this is Bert, my son. 105 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:04,238 Bert, this is a paper company. 106 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,656 All: Hey, Bert! 107 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,241 Hello. 108 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,952 Can I use a computer? I need to check a hurricane. 109 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:11,662 Here, use this one. 110 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:15,583 All right. 111 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,420 Oh, look, pin the word on the witch. 112 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:21,422 How did you know I was bringing my son? 113 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:24,592 I didn't. It was for us. But he can play. 114 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:26,719 Berty boy, would you like to play this game? 115 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,221 That stuff's for babies. 116 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:32,517 Perhaps this party will awaken the baby in all of us. 117 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:36,479 Wow. Who shot our grownup party with the kiddy ray gun? 118 00:06:37,104 --> 00:06:39,816 We're still getting it set up. It's going to be really cool. 119 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:46,405 Extraordinary. Did you plan this? 120 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,616 Well, Toby and I did, yeah. 121 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:52,370 And I overheard and thought, "hey, that'd be fun, don't mind if I do." 122 00:06:52,453 --> 00:06:55,206 If you turn out the lights, we'll do a little dance. 123 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:57,124 Kelly: One, two, three. 124 00:06:57,208 --> 00:07:00,795 Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones 125 00:07:01,128 --> 00:07:03,798 now we're the skeleton crew 126 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:07,218 delightful. Thank you. 127 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:09,387 Now then, how are we today? 128 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:10,847 Fine. Great. 129 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,450 Just fine, Kelly? Everything all right? 130 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:13,558 Mm-hmm. 131 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,434 You feeling fulfilled in your life? 132 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,644 I guess. 133 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:19,564 You guess? So there is something you want that you 134 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:21,774 do not have. 135 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:23,985 Try not to think about it. 136 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,697 Because it's too terrifying to imagine. 137 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:30,157 Now we're cooking. 138 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:34,412 What is it, Kelly? What is this great fear of yours? 139 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:39,500 Never marrying. Yes. Dying alone, that is very scary. 140 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:43,546 And how are you, Toby? 141 00:07:44,171 --> 00:07:45,506 So great. 142 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:53,139 Oh, I put those up. I know. I'm taking them down. 143 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:57,727 I almost wonder if putting nothing on this wall 144 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,980 is more Halloween-y. 145 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:02,773 I don't know about this, guys. 146 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,901 Andy put me in charge of the Halloween party, so. 147 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:07,320 Well, Andy sent us in here, so which is it? 148 00:08:09,196 --> 00:08:12,909 So can we speak our minds now? Or are we still sparing feelings? 149 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,202 Because I hate all of this. 150 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:19,874 Very low pressure in the sargasso sea. 151 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:22,084 Warm air from South America. 152 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:25,963 Cold air from Greenland. All signs point to the perfect storm. 153 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,215 Perfectly mediocre. 154 00:08:28,424 --> 00:08:29,508 What are you, anyway? 155 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:32,386 I'm a Jamaican zombie woman. Leave me alone, ghoul. 156 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:35,097 If you had some really big wings with blades on the end, 157 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:37,725 you'd kind of look like kerrigan from starcraft. 158 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:41,312 Damn it! I am kerrigan from starcraft. I've been censored. 159 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:43,898 If you're going to be a zerg, at least be a lurker. 160 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:47,151 Not some girl. Kerrigan is ruler of the zerg swarm. 161 00:08:47,234 --> 00:08:50,738 Yeah. She also has boobs. Yeah, but no nipples. 162 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,077 Hey. Hey, what's up? 163 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:59,914 November's sure creeping up, ain't it? You can't stop that month. 164 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:07,254 Hey, what's the jive with Angela and Phyllis helping with the party, you know? 165 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:12,677 I just thought you could use some help, you know? 166 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:16,055 'Cause Robert came in and thought the party seemed a little kiddy. 167 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:19,058 And I guess I agreed. And maybe we could 168 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,520 mix a little more 13 into the pg. 169 00:09:26,273 --> 00:09:27,775 But that's it? 170 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,403 There's nothing about me or I? 171 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:35,157 Can we talk about it at the end of the day? 172 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:38,119 I got a call. I got to make a call. 173 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:41,080 Yeah, sorry. Yes, we can. 174 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,509 Yes. I don't know. 175 00:09:54,301 --> 00:09:55,302 Mm-hmm. 176 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:59,223 Gabe? Sweet Erin. 177 00:09:59,306 --> 00:10:02,035 I'm throwing the Halloween party and I just want to amp it up a little. 178 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:05,062 I think it could use some extra pizzazz. 179 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,106 Okay. Where does Gabe factor in? 180 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:09,525 Remember that Halloween party you took me to once? 181 00:10:09,608 --> 00:10:13,237 The one where I started crying as soon as I walked in 182 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:16,115 and I didn't stop crying? Yes. Lars and takako's. 183 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:19,827 Okay, well let's say that I wanted this party to be a tiny, 184 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:22,121 tiny bit like that one, 185 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:27,543 just more adult, more scary and sexy. 186 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,646 I will make this sexier than you could ever imagine. 187 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:33,215 No, just scary. If we wanted ideas for scary stuff. 188 00:10:39,638 --> 00:10:42,600 No, that'd be scary. What are you thinking about? 189 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,519 All right, let me go get it. 190 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,567 Pam Halpert. Hey. It's Jim Halpert. 191 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:54,337 I was wondering if you wanted to see a movie tonight 192 00:10:54,361 --> 00:10:56,864 'cause I've read a lot about this really great documentary. 193 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,784 Is it called ghostbusters? It's called ghostbusters. 194 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,369 It didn't look like that. 195 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,288 He didn't have a buster sign around him? 196 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,767 Why don't you draw him? Why don't we see this old man? 197 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,043 Okay. Okay. Yeah. Fine, I'll draw him. 198 00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:12,505 I ain't afraid of no ghosts. 199 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,050 Whoa. 200 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,052 Mm-hmm. 201 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,513 Dwight, are you eating a stick? It's a root, idiot. 202 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:21,889 Okay. 203 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:26,060 Everyone hates you. That's really rude. 204 00:11:26,393 --> 00:11:28,729 I don't tell you hurricanes suck even though it's true. 205 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,982 What do you like, tornadoes? Try influenza. 206 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:34,652 Yeah? What's the vaccine you could take to avoid a hurricane? 207 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,988 Open up a newspaper. Look, a hurricane's coming. 208 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,908 I suppose you're going to tell me the scariest animal is a shark. 209 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:42,493 Try box jellyfish. 210 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:47,832 What are we talking about? 211 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:50,334 I was talking about my wife and how she believes in ghosts. 212 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:53,838 Then we had a little debate and then Meredith said that she believes in them too. 213 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,340 You seem unimpressed. Ghosts don't scare you? 214 00:11:56,423 --> 00:12:01,804 I'm only scared of real things, like serial killers and kidnappers. 215 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:05,432 Not things that don't exist like ghosts or mummies. 216 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:08,310 Mummies are real. There are mummies at museums. 217 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:10,437 Yeah. 218 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,231 You prank. 219 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:14,400 It's true. They've been preserved for 220 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,862 thousands of years. They're all over. 221 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:24,952 Why on earth would a museum put a mummy in it? 222 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,419 Erin: A little witch's brew? 223 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,130 I grew this party up real fast. 224 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:39,216 Get out of here, little kid party. Nobody loves you. 225 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:43,053 And clean up your room! Grownups are going to use it later. 226 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,140 The party looks fun, doesn't it? 227 00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:48,976 Everybody seems to be in there having a great time. 228 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:52,188 So maybe now would be a great time for me to pop back on the computer. 229 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:55,107 I'm using it. I'm about to play starcraft with him. 230 00:12:57,484 --> 00:12:59,361 You serious? Yeah, I'm serious. 231 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,530 Hey, hey. That's funny. 232 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,658 Okay. Loser 233 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:09,246 Pam, do you think anyone's going to notice I've worn this costume before 234 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,123 when I wasn't pregnant? 235 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,751 You know, I guess nobody would believe it still fits. 236 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:19,924 Hey, guys, I'm an Oscar liar weiner. 237 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:21,675 Oh, my god. 238 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,929 Party's tight, e. Fogiscool thanks. 239 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,805 It's on medium. Perfect. 240 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,683 It really looks great. You did a great job. 241 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,519 Oh. So we don't have to have that talk? 242 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,438 We should still have that talk. 243 00:13:34,521 --> 00:13:37,024 Maybe you could come by my office at like 4:45? 244 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:39,902 Cool. 245 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,821 Okay. 246 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,324 Okay, everybody, 247 00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:49,453 be prepared to be scared. 248 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,538 Okay. 249 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:13,060 Gabe: The cinema of the unsettling is a growing film movement. 250 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:16,438 The most well known film in the genre is an hour long shot 251 00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:19,066 of a squirrel with diarrhea. 252 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,572 Okay. Ew. 253 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,785 Is that my grandmother? 254 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,496 What's the story? Oscar: There is no story. 255 00:14:32,579 --> 00:14:34,540 Gabe: Yeah, seems like there isn't a narrative. 256 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:38,002 Maybe the filmmaker realized that even narrative is comforting. 257 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,564 Stanley: What the hell is going on here? 258 00:14:41,588 --> 00:14:42,732 Okay, I think we've seen enough. 259 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,758 You can turn it off now. All: Yeah. 260 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,928 Yeah, kill it. Go ahead and turn it off. 261 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,781 Thank you. Stanley: How'd you get in my car? 262 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,598 Where is this from? That is so upsetting. 263 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,852 That was awful. Robert, I apologize. 264 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:58,605 I'm sorry. I got confused. I heard that you 265 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:03,027 wanted to make the party more adult but, I think I know what to do now. 266 00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,739 This game is called "pecker poker." 267 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:10,784 It's the game of cards that gets you hard. 268 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:16,457 What we have here is a classic misunderstanding. 269 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,460 Why didn't you simply ask Andy to clarify? 270 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:22,379 Asking is a very easy thing to do. 271 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,965 The two of you are obviously very close. 272 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:34,641 Oh, I see. This no longer seems like my business. 273 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,149 All I knew is that 274 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,586 you wanted to have a talk with me at the end of the day 275 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,070 and I got nervous, so... 276 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,697 You were going to talk at the end of... 277 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:49,865 I'm not here. 278 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,328 Did you think I was going to fire you? 279 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,122 No, iwasn't. 280 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,169 I'm sorry. This must be really uncomfortable for you. 281 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,338 I'm never uncomfortable. 282 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:05,756 Okay. 283 00:16:06,673 --> 00:16:10,511 Erin, I think you know I've been dating someone. 284 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:12,971 Sure. 285 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,224 And it's getting a little more serious. 286 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,852 She's never come by, so. And she's never called here. 287 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,605 Unless it's your mom. 288 00:16:21,688 --> 00:16:25,943 No, I didn't want her to call because I thought it would be weird, but, 289 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,945 now it's weird that she's not calling. 290 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,030 Two dates? 291 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:32,574 Three dates? 292 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,535 Thirty-one. 293 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,204 Wow. 294 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,624 I'm so happy for you guys. 295 00:16:40,707 --> 00:16:42,543 Um. Let me know when you get to 40. 296 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,712 I'll see you guys. 297 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,217 I should go. 298 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,596 I just don't get it, Pam. 299 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,473 Irnean, youte arafionalperson. Thank you. 300 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,059 Jim doesn't let me wash his NFL Jersey during the playoffs. 301 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,562 How is this any less logical? Careful. Whoa. 302 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,166 First of all, it's not like I think that's going to help the eagles win. 303 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,525 Really? 304 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:09,361 That is just a bunch of people participating in a collective thing. 305 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:12,715 And maybe the eagles will hear about it and want to play better. It's not... 306 00:17:12,739 --> 00:17:13,991 Exactly. Thank you. 307 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,367 Go! Get up there right now. 308 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,827 Got it. Dwight. 309 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:19,139 You want to attack, or let them come to us? Your call, b. 310 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,331 Unleash the hell storm. Darryl: Dwight. 311 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,250 Nice. Dwight. 312 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,543 Got 'em. Go! 313 00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:29,381 Is she Asian? I don't know. She's from somewhere, I bet. 314 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,676 Maybe from the forest. Forest? 315 00:17:32,759 --> 00:17:34,559 Did Andy say his girlfriend's from the forest? 316 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:37,222 I don't know, Phyllis. Maybe she's from the city. 317 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,105 Looks terribly real, doesn't it, creed? 318 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,858 Are you scared of snakes? No. 319 00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,318 You don't live as long as I have 320 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,361 without a healthy fear of snakes, Bobby. 321 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,867 Yeah, I guess sometimes I have nightmares about being buried alive. 322 00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,787 Honestly, Jim gives me the creeps. 323 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,749 What am I up to? 324 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,252 Like a few years down the road, Cece says, 325 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,546 "mom, there's a ghost in my closet." 326 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,799 Now you say one of two things. One, "you're just having a bad dream." 327 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,718 Or two, "let's go see what it wants." 328 00:18:14,801 --> 00:18:16,553 I'm not going to freak her out, Jim. 329 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,388 Okay. I'm not going to lie to her either. 330 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:21,517 Oh, come on. When I was a boy, 331 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:27,147 there was an empty house, just up the hill from my family's. 332 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,442 It was rumored a man committed suicide there 333 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,028 after being possessed by the devil. 334 00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:36,323 One day, a young woman, Lydia, 335 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,409 moved into the house with her infant child. 336 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:45,040 That very night Lydia was awakened by a loud, heinous hissing sound. 337 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:52,172 She walked to the nursery and there in baby's crib was a snake 338 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,466 wrapped around baby's neck, 339 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,927 squeezing tighter and tighter. 340 00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:00,013 Oh, my goodness. The crib was full of dirt, 341 00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,225 baby struggled to free itself from underneath, 342 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:07,229 reaching and clawing, gasping for air. 343 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:11,733 Embalmed bodies Rose from their sarcophagi, 344 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,777 lurching toward baby. 345 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,615 For they were mummies. No. 346 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,742 Amongst them was a man. 347 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,246 Tall, slim. Jim. 348 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,874 Almost instinctively she turned to her husband. 349 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,960 "Wait," she thought, 350 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,423 "I don't have a husband." 351 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:39,636 For Lydia and her husband had had an argument, one they couldn't get past. 352 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:44,474 Each night they slept one inch farther apart until one night Lydia left. 353 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,937 It was about this time she lost herself in imaginary worlds. 354 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,441 She had quit the book club, the choir, 355 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,694 citing something about their high expectations. 356 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:59,448 Her lips slowly grew together from disuse. 357 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,075 Every time she wanted to act, and didn't, 358 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:05,495 another part of her face hardened until it was stone. 359 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:09,249 And that fevered night, she rushed to the nursery, 360 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,836 and threw open the door. "Baby, are you okay?" 361 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,922 Baby sat up slowly, 362 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,010 turned to mother 363 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,136 and said, 364 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:27,517 "I'm fine, bitch. I'm fine." 365 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,946 Fear plays an interesting role in our lives. 366 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,241 How dare we let it motivate us? 367 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,996 How dare we let it into our decision making? Into our livelihoods. 368 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,123 Into our relationships. 369 00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:56,213 It's funny, isn't it? We take a day a year to dress up in costume and celebrate fear. 370 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:02,511 Toby. Hey, Bert. Want to see the dance? 371 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,388 Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry... 372 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:05,555 You're fired. 373 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,684 You heard me. What? 374 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:09,810 Pack your things. 375 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,106 What? You can't... Gabe? Are you... 376 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:16,233 I'm the ceo's son. 377 00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,652 Pack your things. You're done.