1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:04,922 Oops. A little help. 2 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:10,010 Wow, your hair is really thinning. 3 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:14,014 Standing is proven to be healthier, increases productivity 4 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:15,390 and just looks cooler. 5 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:18,268 Picture someone doing something heroic. 6 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,604 Now, was he sitting or standing? 7 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:22,773 Not counting fdr. 8 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:25,526 Every second you sit there is an hour off your life. 9 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:27,444 Look at all of you. 10 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:29,571 I feel like you're in a suicide cult. 11 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,366 No, no, no. You're way off on that one. 12 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:34,493 Are you really comfortable standing there? 13 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:37,704 I tried one of those, and I just couldn't find the sweet spot. 14 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:44,670 Hey, guys, let's just all admit it, okay? Dwight's better than us. 15 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,089 He had the guts to stop sitting, 16 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,883 and he's never, ever gonna go back on it, right? 17 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,426 That's right, Jim. 18 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:02,813 Hey hey, man. 19 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:04,940 Taking a load off, huh? 20 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,608 No. Putting a load on, more like. 21 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:07,985 Good luck with that. 22 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:09,444 Last thing I need is luck. 23 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,035 Thank you so much. 24 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:35,721 What are you up to? Oh, look out. 25 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:36,926 Just... what are you doing? 26 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:38,098 Think fast. Ha ha! 27 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,183 Give that back. Come on. Prank! 28 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,603 That's real creative. 29 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:43,997 You know what, you're right. It's not my best. 30 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,206 'Cause you could easily just bend over 31 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,273 and pick that up, right? 32 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,233 I could. I just don't feel like it, loser. 33 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,502 Because you're sitting? Standing. 34 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,028 Okay. Don't! 35 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:52,696 Because you're sitting? Standing. 36 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,364 You know I have to do this. 37 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:56,532 I know. 38 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:57,576 Whoa! 39 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:23,894 Andrew baines Bernard. 40 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:25,812 I think you could just do Andy Bernard. 41 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:28,315 Andrew baines Bernard. I love filling 42 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,901 these out 'cause it's like, oh, I'm taking a test, 43 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,527 but I know the answers. 44 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:37,282 In four seconds, my wife is going to be coming through that door. 45 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:38,551 I told her she could work here. 46 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:41,328 Under no circumstances can that be allowed to happen. 47 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:44,956 Robert: There you are, honey. 48 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,125 How on earth did you miss the elevator? 49 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,209 What was that? 50 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:49,729 I don't know. He wasn't talking to me. 51 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,255 But if I were you, I wouldn't hire his wife. 52 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,175 That's why my foundation, 53 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,444 the dream for a wish foundation, 54 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:57,737 is gonna put them out of business. 55 00:02:57,761 --> 00:03:00,055 They're not gonna know what hit them. 56 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:03,266 Everyone, I'd like to introduce my wife, 57 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,851 Mrs. Robert California. 58 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,145 Mrs. California, this is everyone. 59 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,271 Hello. Hi. 60 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,357 Kelly: Welcome. Call me Susan, please. 61 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,860 Last night at dinner, Susan and I were talking 62 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,487 about her returning to work. 63 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:19,199 So she's here today to see if there's a good fit. 64 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:21,660 Something tells me it just might work out. 65 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,872 This is Andy Bernard, the regional manager. 66 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:27,040 Hello. Nice to meet you. 67 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,267 Hey there. It's a pleasure. Welcome. 68 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,292 Thank you. 69 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,919 Andy, would you be so kind 70 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,713 as to show Susan around the office, 71 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,798 introduce her to various departments, 72 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,134 find a place where she'll shine? 73 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:40,053 I would love to, but I have to be 74 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:41,596 completely honest with you guys. 75 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:43,557 We're 100% staffed up. 76 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,813 Andy, let's see if there's a good fit first, then we'll talk. 77 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,277 All right. 78 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,571 Knock, knock, knock knock, knock, knock 79 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,448 you don't have to say it if you're doing it. 80 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:01,575 Remember how you said 81 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,910 that you were looking for a place in the office 82 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:06,329 to do calisthenics and aerobics? 83 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,999 Ah, weightlifting, yeah. 84 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:10,476 Well, today's your lucky day. 85 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,711 I have opened, in this very office building, 86 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,088 Dwight schrute's gym for muscles. 87 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,174 Want to take a look? I'll take a look. 88 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:21,178 Your path from obesity begins right here. 89 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:26,099 I've been meaning to join a gym. For my health. 90 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:29,519 I used to sayl wanted to live long enough to see a black president. 91 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,354 I didn't realize how easy that would be. 92 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:32,790 So now! Want to live long enough 93 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,317 to see a really, really gay president 94 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:36,693 or a supermodel president. 95 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,571 I want to see all the different kinds of presidents. 96 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,866 Obese people in my office building are a drain on resources. 97 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:44,576 Chairs wear out faster. 98 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,536 It takes more freon to keep them cool. 99 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,205 They flush the toilets more often. 100 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,166 Plus, their massive bms bust the rivets on my pipes. 101 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:56,213 But a gym turns fat into cash. 102 00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:00,175 All right, the dm express is pulling out. 103 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:01,986 All right, well, it was really nice to meet you, Brian. 104 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,136 Ah, it's actually Ryan. 105 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:04,554 Oh, Ryan. Yeah. 106 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:06,556 Bitch. 107 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:09,601 We will start here at erinville. 108 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,229 Andy: Reception. 109 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,939 Your classic one-man operation. 110 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,649 Although, I was watching a movie, 111 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:17,400 and Meryl Streep had two secretaries. 112 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:20,445 I was watching a movie, and a bunch of apes took over San Francisco. 113 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:21,822 Just saying. 114 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:25,408 Two secretaries could convey a sense of importance 115 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,118 and success to our clients. 116 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:30,622 Certainly worth exploring. Wouldn't you agree, Andy? 117 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,583 I'll explore exmonngit Robert: Good. 118 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,836 Seems like you have this under control, 119 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:38,505 so I'll just duck out and run the company for a while. 120 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:39,589 Okay. 121 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:46,513 Okay, next stop on the tour, sales. 122 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,850 Here we go. Station stop, Jim Halpert. 123 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,935 Oh, boy, our resident truth teller. Uh... 124 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,562 All right, have at it. Let her rip. 125 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,105 What do you hate about this place? 126 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,650 Well, it's sales, so you have to be able 127 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,777 to live in the world of rejection. 128 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,362 Maybe you do. 129 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:03,947 Hi, I'm Dwight. 130 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:07,742 Sales is really not so hard, okay. It's paper. 131 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,536 We have it, and they want it so bad 132 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,121 they are willing to pay for it. 133 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:12,289 Jim? 134 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,624 Well, it's not that easy. 135 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,209 It's kind of sometimes difficult. 136 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,712 It's the second-easiest job in the world. 137 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,672 Being a mom. I love shopping. 138 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,133 And sales is just the other side of that. 139 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,093 That's true. 140 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:29,139 You know, if you joined our sales department, 141 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,099 you would be working very closely with our 142 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,101 department head, Mr. Dwight schrute. 143 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:34,185 That's me. 144 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:37,230 Dwight, why don't you tell Susan about some of your hobbies. 145 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:39,399 Oh... mmm-hmm. Survival skills. 146 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,234 Ranking of animals. 147 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:42,777 Maybe over a beer 148 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:45,822 after she's closed her first sale. 149 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:50,535 Well, make that a red wine and I'll tell you my animal rankings. 150 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:56,124 How am I supposed to pull this off? 151 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:59,753 The entire office is being nicer to her than they've ever been to me. 152 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,463 What I wouldn't give for one of Phyllis' 153 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,340 classic room-clearing farts right now. 154 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:05,842 Ready? 155 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,139 What do you think? Huh? 156 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,849 Umm, no. 157 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,100 No. This is not a gym. 158 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,810 This is like a scene out of saw v. 159 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,354 You haven't even looked around yet. 160 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,605 Look. 161 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,982 Gravel bucket squat yoke. 162 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,196 Right? 163 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,447 Hmm. 164 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,866 Dedicated phone book ripping station. 165 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:34,287 You ever cut tin before? No. 166 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:37,540 Five yards in and your forearms will be on fire. 167 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,292 Plus, I will buy the tin back from you 168 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,002 that you cut for two cents a yard. 169 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,130 Now, let's go over membership. 170 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,882 I'm gonna need the first month's 171 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,301 and the last month's up front for $49 a month. 172 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,346 But every third month is $59 a month. 173 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:55,058 But the fourth month is a discount month at $19 per month. 174 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,644 Obviously, you know how a gym works. 175 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:00,188 So you know I'm not gonna pay money for this. 176 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:01,940 You want people to come to your gym? 177 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,900 Make a real gym. 178 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,568 Darryl. 179 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:09,698 Make a real gym. 180 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,575 I was thinking accounting might be a good fit 181 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,059 because I really clicked with Oscar, 182 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:16,705 and I do have some experience with bookkeeping. 183 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:20,250 But we already have a surplus of accountants as it is. 184 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:23,920 I would work in customer service, um, hr, even. 185 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,839 Those are fully staffed as well. 186 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:29,509 Are you telling me that there's no one in this entire office 187 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:32,095 that could use an extra pair of hands? 188 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,014 Yes. 189 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:39,269 I am the ceo, and I am telling an employee of mine what to do. 190 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,647 Let me beat around the bush for a second. 191 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:46,860 Our chairman of the board has some very strong feelings... 192 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:49,696 Robert, it's all right. This is very uncomfortable. 193 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:53,825 Obviously, there's no place for me here, so thank you for trying. 194 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,011 Why don't we just let it go? 195 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,095 Robert: No. Absolutely not. 196 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:58,580 Andrew, there must be something you can do. 197 00:08:58,663 --> 00:08:59,998 There must be. Think. 198 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,918 Well, there are a lot of considerations. 199 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:07,630 I would be eternally grateful. 200 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:12,635 It's not a bad thing to have the ceo owe you one. 201 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:19,309 All right! Well, then, welcome aboard. 202 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:28,818 So what happens next? 203 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:33,448 We get you over to hr and then get you set up with accounting. 204 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:35,784 Hang on. 205 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,869 Hello? Robert: Say "hello, grandma." 206 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,331 Hi, gam-gam. 207 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:44,042 Robert: Hold one finger up to Susan. You'll just be a second. 208 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:46,878 You numbskull! 209 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,505 You were given a very simple task. 210 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,590 I could not have been more clear with you. 211 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,926 Now say, "are you taking your medicine?" 212 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:55,220 Are you taking your med-meds? 213 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:58,223 Robert: Why can you not say exactly what I tell you? 214 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,434 Undo this. Undo it. 215 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,283 You didn't say good-bye to your grandmother. 216 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,818 We promised we'd never say good-bye. 217 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,158 Dwight: Attention! I am now accepting memberships 218 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,452 for the Dwight schrute gym for muscles. 219 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,621 First 20 members can take advantage 220 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,790 of our "pay what you weigh" promotion. 221 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,416 All I need is another gym. 222 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:26,852 As if I don't have enough drama. 223 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,671 We have a gym at home. It's called the bedroom. 224 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:30,880 Who's spotting who? 225 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,382 "Don't use the bike in the corner, 226 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:33,925 "that's Bruce's. Jeremy says..." 227 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,343 Enough. Oscar, enough. 228 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,928 Kelly? I have these sneakers, 229 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,472 which are basically just like a gym for your feet, so... 230 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,769 That's okay. I know how to build a business. 231 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,665 You gotta bet the black people to do it 232 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,189 to get the white people to do it. 233 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,733 Then you gotta get the black people to stop doing it. 234 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,735 One step at a time. 235 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,904 Did you bring your passport with you? 236 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:56,799 Who walks around with their passport? 237 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:57,824 Well, I do. 238 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:58,992 Always ready for adventure. 239 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,451 Have you had any? 240 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,750 Andy: Hey, guys. 241 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,254 So Robert doesn't want his wife working here. 242 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,840 So now that she is, we have to drive her away. 243 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:18,052 Andy, if he didn't want her working here, then why did you hire her? 244 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:21,347 Oscar, it was a mistake. 245 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:25,268 But one that can be fixed by all of us being mean to her. 246 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,771 How can we do that? She's simply wonderful. 247 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,148 This is all pathetic. 248 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,942 I am not asking, I am ordering. 249 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,195 How mean are we talking about? 250 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,040 It would be great if she were gone by lunch. 251 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,920 Erin, you're up. Find her a place to work, but not too comfortable. 252 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,410 Got it. I know exactly which stapler to give her. 253 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,291 Here you go. 254 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,401 Um, do you think it would be possible 255 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:54,964 to move to that desk over there? 256 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:58,218 Because this seems a bit cramped, and I don't have a computer. 257 00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,719 Well, that's a sales desk. 258 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,597 Yeah. You need to be over here with us accountants. 259 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,141 Just sit here and be quiet. 260 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,311 And if you have a question, just raise your hand. 261 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:12,732 But I'm gonna save you some time, sweetie, and give you the answer now. 262 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,694 I don't know. 263 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,174 Jim: No, I don't think we should be trying 264 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,616 to make this place seem unpleasant. 265 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,243 I think we should let this place 266 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,744 just crush her spirit by itself. 267 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,454 I mean, it knows what it's doing. 268 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,331 That's Gerald. 269 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,833 Oh, wow. So cute. 270 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,418 Oh, that is so cute. 271 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,673 Oh, he's so tiny. Is he in a ladle? 272 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:37,924 Yeah, he's in a ladle. 273 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,319 That's adorable. How on earth did you get him in a ladle? 274 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,552 He did it himself. 275 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,179 Is that ladle stainless or... 276 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,503 Oh, stainless. Williams sonoma. 277 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,016 Excuse me, waiter, there's a dog in my soup. 278 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,977 It's not that kind of ladle. 279 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,104 Very cute. Let me see. 280 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,231 Just the battery on these things. 281 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,108 I'm sorry, I've gotta recharge this. 282 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,112 I get it. Last time I had a job, 283 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,114 I remember I hated the boss' wife. 284 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,534 Of course, she was married to Robert. 285 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:10,373 Your employees don't seem to be taking to me. 286 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,042 Andy! 287 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,714 Andy, could you step in here, please? 288 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,049 We'll fix this. 289 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,468 What is going on? 290 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:23,678 Please. 291 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,931 Ah, Andrew, my wife 292 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:31,728 has brought up an issue that requires your attention. 293 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:36,899 So, if you'll excuse me, I should step out, 294 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:42,071 get to the atm before that homeless man sets up camp for the night. 295 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,787 Okey-dokey, artichokey. 296 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,874 You hate it, don't you? 297 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,083 Do you not want me here? 298 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,377 Why would you say that? It's okay. 299 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,338 I understand. I'm not sure how I would feel 300 00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,340 about having the boss' wife work for me either. 301 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,258 It's not that exactly. 302 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,634 But it is something. 303 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:07,138 Let's just say that if you don't want to work here, 304 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,973 I am totally prepared to respect that. 305 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,933 Why would you not want me working here? 306 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,477 I don't know. 307 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:16,773 I think I understand what you're going through. 308 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:21,694 My husband can be a very difficult man to read, can't he? 309 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:22,820 Yes! 310 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,115 The dude is an enigma. 311 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,368 So he is mixed up in this, isn't he? 312 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,497 Got it. 313 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,959 What do you think you're doing? 314 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,294 Getting my sweat on. 315 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,671 I build you this temple to the human body, 316 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,882 and you're lifting what, five pounds? 317 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,884 I just did, like, 35 minutes on the treadmill. 318 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,279 I was watching you. You want to know how long it really was? 319 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,763 Eight minutes! No. 320 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,890 Dude, I'm gonna be here all week, right? 321 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,601 Five days a week. I figure I'll start slow. 322 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,354 Is that the same philosophy you apply to buffalo wings? 323 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,693 I want you to bring that same buffalo wing passion to this gym! 324 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,488 I'm gonna make you look like LeBron James! 325 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,615 It's lejon brames. 326 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,450 That's what I said. Yeah. 327 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,452 Get it right. I know. 328 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:12,662 Cameras... 329 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,747 Still here. Terrific. 330 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,084 Andy and I had a great conversation. 331 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,671 And I just want to let you know 332 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:24,048 that I am not going to be working here. 333 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,677 Well, that's a shame. 334 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,720 It just was one of those things... is it? 335 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,014 Because we talked about it, 336 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,016 and it seems like that might be what you want. 337 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,893 Which is fine. Where did this come from? 338 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,103 Did Andy say that? 339 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,354 No, he did not. 340 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,832 But I could tell he was struggling 341 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,125 to understand what was expected of him. 342 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:44,527 What's the struggle? He made a great call, hired a great person. 343 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,028 You sure about that? 344 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,114 Absolutely. No games? 345 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,532 No games. 346 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,927 Because Andy seemed to think there was some information 347 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,578 he was not able to share with me. 348 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,204 Enough of this. I mean, real... enough. 349 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,374 It's gotten way out of hand. Andrew, this is my wife. 350 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:02,879 Whatever privacy you were trying to protect between us, I thank you for. 351 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,298 But it is not welcome right now. 352 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,383 Just be honest. 353 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,054 Andy... yes. 354 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,723 Why do you keep looking at my husband? 355 00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,349 Andy, just answer the question. 356 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,601 No games? 357 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,768 No games. 358 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,229 Okay. 359 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,982 I mean, it was kind of funny, actually. 360 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,817 Robert storms in, and he says, 361 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,336 "in four seconds, my wife's gonna be in here. 362 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,546 "I told her she could work here. 363 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,780 "Under no circumstances can that be allowed to happen." 364 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,491 You lying son of a bitch! 365 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,330 Tell my wife you're lying. 366 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,459 I am lying. I am a compulsive liar. 367 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:42,542 That's not true, is it? 368 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,086 No, it's not. 369 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,881 I tell the truth most of the time, 370 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,091 and I was just telling the truth aboutyourhusband. 371 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,635 Jim knows. He was there. 372 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,178 This is preposterous. 373 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,181 Mrs. California: Robert... Let's get Jim in here. 374 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,808 Where's Jim? 375 00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,727 He just rolled out and crawled out. 376 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,147 Can you call security, tell them to keep an eye out for him? 377 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,899 Time to settle this. 378 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,045 Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. 379 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,278 I just need to get through. 380 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,615 Just real quick. Real quick, open... okay. 381 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,830 That's weird. 382 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,625 Well, he's gotta be around here somewhere. 383 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,970 Ow! Ow! 384 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,646 Creed, I was never here, all right? 385 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,107 Okay. What about your friend? 386 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,151 Oh, boy. 387 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:56,993 This is my gym, my rules. You do exactly as I say, no questions asked. 388 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,911 Yeah, I'm gonna ask questions, 389 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,496 and I might not do what you say. 390 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:03,291 First thing, we're gonna stretch the pelvic bowl. 391 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,127 Ready? Get down on the floor. 392 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:07,962 Okay, I'm not doing that. 393 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,381 Really? 394 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,174 Too embarrassing for you? Huh? 395 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,098 You wish that every exercise was strutting around the gym like the fonz? 396 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,346 Well, how do you think the fonz got so cool? 397 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,640 He stretched his pelvic bowl. 398 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,603 I didn't know Darryl joined. 399 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:24,854 Looks that way. 400 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,356 Nice pelvic bowl. Deep. 401 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,527 Hello, Jim. 402 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:32,862 Andy: No, no. No, no, no! 403 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,697 Don't. Damn it, tuna! 404 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:38,242 So, I think you know what we want to know. 405 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,744 Do I? Yes. 406 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,078 I know. I do. 407 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:45,041 Jim, I've had enough of your unhelpfulness. 408 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,751 I really wish I could help. 409 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,294 I'm not really sure how I can. 410 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,338 For god's sake, did Robert tell you 411 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,423 that he didn't want me working here? 412 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,216 That's the thing. 413 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,700 See, I didn't want to get in the middle of this. Still don't. 414 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,013 But here's something. 415 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:02,266 I feel that maybe, if we take a step back, 416 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:06,937 this is a simple case of anxiety to work with a spouse. 417 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,649 I think we've got ourselves an answer. 418 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,776 That makes complete sense, right? No... 419 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,581 Thank you all for a wonderful day. Perfect! 420 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:14,987 Yes? Jim... 421 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,191 Answer the question, please. 422 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,261 I don't know what you want me to tell you. 423 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,663 To be really honest, my wife works here. 424 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,289 And I love it. 425 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,333 She literally makes me work harder. 426 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,127 She makes me smarter. She makes me remember why I'm here. 427 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:34,256 And between us, she's on maternity leave right now, 428 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,592 and I would love to leave this room and see her face. 429 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,261 I would love it. I don't know how this helps, 430 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,489 but it's just what I'm thinking. 431 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,722 All right. Thanks. 432 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,516 Yes. All right. 433 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,149 Yeah. 434 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,234 Yeah. 435 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,908 Thank you. 436 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,669 Mrs. California: Andy. 437 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,088 Hey, Mrs. California. 438 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:18,968 Hey. I'm sorry about the position you were put in today. 439 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,675 You know, honestly, we all wanted you to work there. 440 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,306 Except for him. Especially me. 441 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,851 Yes, I thought we really hit it off. 442 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,102 Yeah. 443 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,219 Well, different circumstances. 444 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:31,397 Yeah. 445 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,857 Who knows? Who knows? 446 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,276 Maybe after all this settles down... 447 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:36,777 Totally. 448 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,238 It's a date. 449 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,076 You're nothing! You're so weak! 450 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,162 You call yourself a man? Huh? 451 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,515 This doesn't help me. I don't respond to that kind of strategy. 452 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:49,582 Okay, fine. 453 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,918 Finish your set on your own, and never come back to my gym again! 454 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,379 Dwight, come back and spot me. 455 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,507 All right, I'll help you. 456 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,802 But first, you gotta tell me what your goal is. 457 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:02,887 What do you want? 458 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,013 To push this bar up. 459 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,141 No! Because if that was the case, the bar would be up by now. 460 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,434 What is your goal? 461 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:09,685 Help me! 462 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,562 What do you want? 463 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,355 To look good for val! 464 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,191 Val kilmer? 465 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,485 I don't buy it, that doesn't make any sense. 466 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,404 Wow. 467 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,531 I figured out your goal. 468 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:27,244 I am gonna make you the buffest dude val kilmer has ever seen.