1 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:12,179 Oh... oh... 2 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:14,598 What is this? 3 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:19,144 A meatball? Really? (Laughing) 4 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:22,415 It's always more fun to mess with Dwight with an audience. 5 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:23,815 That was usually Pam. 6 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:26,109 So now that she's out, I had to find someone else. 7 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:30,364 Turns out that Stanley is quite the comedy fan. 8 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:34,243 But not everything makes him laugh. 9 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,704 He has very specific tastes. 10 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:44,753 Through a painstaking process of trial and error, I found out what he likes. 11 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:47,798 And it's really weird. 12 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,884 Jim, come on. Sojuvenile. 13 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:53,345 What the... 14 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,472 You've been meatballed. (Laughing) 15 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,684 Are you ready for some meatballs? 16 00:00:58,767 --> 00:00:59,977 Oh, man! 17 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:02,312 This is not very clever, Jim. 18 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,606 I know. Look for your stapler. 19 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:08,151 (Laughing hysterically) 20 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:11,071 Really, Jim? Really? 21 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:14,825 Very funny. 22 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:17,953 Okay, good night. 23 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,508 What's the haul? 24 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,302 Thirty-two meatballs. 25 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:35,554 Good day. (Chuckles) 26 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,598 That idiot's been feeding us for a week. 27 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,766 We'll never have to buy meatballs again. 28 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,209 Dunder Mifflin. 29 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,046 Jessica, hi, how are you? 30 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,298 Yay, that's so great to hear. 31 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,592 I'm not going to be one of those exes who can't move on. 32 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,802 They have their life and I have mine. 33 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,763 I'm taking an Italian class. 34 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:22,684 So far, I have learned tortellini, spaghettini, linguine. 35 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,312 Well, it's not so much a class as a restaurant. 36 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:28,065 But I do Monday, Wednesday, Friday from 7:00 to 9:00. 37 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:30,134 I will patch you through right now. 38 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,070 You sound really pretty today. Okay. 39 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,239 (Phone rings) 40 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,284 Jessica, I love you. 41 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,495 That's a message from my mom. 42 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:45,248 My parents met Jessica, and they completely flipped for her so, 43 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,043 they gave me this old family ring to use on her. 44 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,087 I know. Whoa. Pump the brakes, Bernard. 45 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,589 Too early, I get it. I just... you know, 46 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,051 I'm just carrying it around, seeing how it feels. 47 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:57,344 I haven't proposed to anyone in years. 48 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,865 Mom took the main diamond out. She thought that had more of a 49 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,100 "my little brother" kind of vibe to it. But... 50 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,311 Jim: Whoa. It's pretty nice. 51 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,230 Got a little bit of the shining vibe, though. 52 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,731 Who needs a house that size? 53 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,025 Big, stupid, pure chump bait. 54 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:13,777 I'm selling the house, actually. 55 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,029 No, there's a glare from over here. 56 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,115 Oh, wow, that's magnificent. 57 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:22,160 It's mid-recession in a depressed area of a faltering state, 58 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:24,496 and I've got the most expensive house on the market. 59 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:26,581 The 1% are suffering too, people. 60 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,960 I bought it to be my playboy mansion. 61 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:34,464 A temple to wine, revelry, sex, intrigue. 62 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:37,718 This was hot on the heels of eyes wide shut, mind you. 63 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:41,555 Then I met my wife, she moved in, made it her own. 64 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,307 Now she's left me and forced me to sell the place. 65 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,351 The ultimate insult, they're calling 66 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,145 my speakeasy lounge a rumpus room. 67 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,312 (Chuckles) 68 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,066 Does my turmoil amuse you, Jim? 69 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,586 I'm sorry. I thought you were making a joke. 70 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:59,114 What could you possibly have found funny in what I said? 71 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:01,324 What was the joke you thought you heard? 72 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,871 I guess I thought you were approaching it 73 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:08,331 with more of a sarcasm than misery. 74 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,877 Kind of laughing at your own pain. 75 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,587 Sad clown thing. 76 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,798 Oh, yes. How hilarious it is, 77 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:21,511 to laugh at clowns, the painted jesters of a dying circus industry. 78 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,096 Very funny, Jim. I get it. 79 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:28,560 Um, I'm getting reports of a serious outbreak of the "grumpies" in here. 80 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:34,149 A beautiful monster cost me my 40s and my dream home. 81 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:37,944 I think I'm entitled to the occasional bad day. 82 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,614 Well, please tell Susan we all say hi. 83 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:44,201 Dude, what if, since you're feeling grumpy, 84 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:47,412 we all swing by tonight and check out 85 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:48,914 your indoor pool? Kevin, no. 86 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,208 Like some sort of last hurrah? 87 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:54,920 Yeah. All of us in the pool, saying hurrah. 88 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:57,839 Maybe the last one that says hurrah is "it." 89 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:01,802 Well, I suppose someone should enjoy the place 90 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:05,514 before I hand it over to the staging experts at re/max tomorrow. 91 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:06,681 Let's try this. 92 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:09,684 Everyone, tonight, my house, wear a swimsuit. 93 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,520 Let's just call it a get-together. 94 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,146 And let's say no food. 95 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:17,442 Hey, Oscar, was that you who just 96 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:20,987 created a party out of thin air or was it me? 97 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,239 That was you, Kevin. 98 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:23,573 It was me. 99 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,284 You going tonight, kiddo? Because I can give you a lift. 100 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:27,929 Oh, I don't know, Meredith, it seems like 101 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:29,412 you shouldn't drive, maybe ever. 102 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,706 It's no problem. You live right near me. 103 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:32,950 How do you know where I live? 104 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,085 Andy followed you home after the Christmas party. 105 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,232 He wanted to make sure California didn't put it in you. 106 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,257 Oh. Come on. 107 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:47,681 Wow. Andy's such a weird stalker. 108 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:51,101 Following me home like that when he has a girlfriend, 109 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,603 I should get a restraining order. (Squeaks) 110 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,107 It is warm. 111 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:58,942 It's almost too warm. 112 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:02,070 I'm feeling 82, 82.5. 113 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,197 Oh. So close. Eighty-one. 114 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:07,617 Well, we'll say it's 82, and it'll be our secret. 115 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,371 Hey, late guy. Hey. 116 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,792 Wow. Just stopping by. Got another party to go to. 117 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,879 A wife and two kids at home party. Oh. 118 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:22,757 Dj Pam Halpert is spinning some serious radio Disney tonight. 119 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:26,177 You're looking at the master of leaving parties early. 120 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,030 The key is you have to make a strong impression, 121 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,807 so you want to have a picture taken, you want to say some peculiar 122 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,851 non sequitur that people remember, 123 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:36,521 you want to note something unique, a talking point for later. 124 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:40,609 I don't mean to brag, but new year's Eve, I was home by 9:00. 125 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,653 Robert, I just wanted to grab you for one second. 126 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,238 This place is amazing, by the way. 127 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:46,465 You should see the whole thing. 128 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,033 I bet I should. 129 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:49,618 (Takes photo) 130 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,762 That's beautiful. I'm going to e-mail that to you. 131 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:53,066 I'm just about to give the tour. 132 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,414 All right. Well. Join us. 133 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,137 You must see what you were laughing about. 134 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:57,834 I must. 135 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,253 Jessica: Wow. 136 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:02,839 (Chuckles) 137 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,676 Yeah, that's some pretty serious poolage. 138 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,970 What are you doing? 139 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:11,348 Flicking a bug off my weiner. 140 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,183 Gross. 141 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:15,036 I'm getting a drink. Do you want anything? 142 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,061 No, I'm good. 143 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:24,027 Funny how you can be surrounded by people and still feel so lonely. 144 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,529 Hi. 145 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,658 How is everything? How's your car? 146 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:34,996 It's great, you know, reliable, great mileage. 147 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,289 Is that so? 148 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:40,585 How about this weekend we take that sucker to a duck pond or something? 149 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:42,963 Maybe get caught in the rain. 150 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:47,342 Well, I can't. I'm going skiing with Jessica. 151 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,844 Couple of dopes on the slopes. 152 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,346 Oh. Like a goodbye trip. 153 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,765 No. What? 154 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:56,810 Hey. 155 00:07:56,893 --> 00:08:00,230 I guess Andy isn't totally over his current girlfriend. 156 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,982 But if he was jealous once before, 157 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,817 then maybe I can make him jealous again. 158 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,318 Just not with Robert. 159 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:09,197 He told me he was a ride I wouldn't survive, and I believe him. 160 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,617 Wow. You made it. Yeah. Yeah. 161 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:17,831 Uh-oh. Look at this. Red plastic cup, red plastic cup. 162 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,332 How about that? 163 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,751 You know, you are just as dumb at night. 164 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,003 Mmm. 165 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,256 There is... This would be no problem. 166 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,966 I could swim under one breath! 167 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:29,050 No! Show me. All right. 168 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,970 Dive in from here right now. Okay. 169 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,596 (Chattering) 170 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:38,435 Hey, Dwight snoot. What you doing? Wait, relaxing. Scram. 171 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:39,978 God. 172 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:44,607 Hey, Stanley, what happened to my pants? 173 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:48,319 I moved them. Pants only need a chair if there's a person in them. 174 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,037 Come on, don't you want to play? 175 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,538 Oh, really? Yeah. 176 00:08:58,621 --> 00:08:59,941 You want to play, you little hick? 177 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,124 (Screams) 178 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:03,543 Erin: Dwight! 179 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,128 Kevin: Awesome! Erin: Dwight! 180 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,298 Robert: Here we have the parlor. 181 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,135 I imagined people would set down their coats 182 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,804 and symbolically, their inhibitions. 183 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,474 This was the gateway. 184 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:21,644 You enter this room a lawyer, a doctor, a teacher, a judge, 185 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:27,025 but beyond it, you are simply a penis, a vagina, a hunger, an ache. 186 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,528 Susan used it as a pilates studio. 187 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:31,863 Holy cow. 188 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:33,823 My wine collection. 189 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,634 How many bottles? Three hundred? 190 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:36,910 (Chuckles) About 1,200. 191 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,828 What the hell, grab a bottle. 192 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,997 Less inventory for the lawyers. 193 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,249 Toby, chateau margaux, '95. 194 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,542 You know your wine. 195 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:50,673 Well. And you have a... Yes, another chateau. 196 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,967 Robert, you are too kind. 197 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,969 Too kind doesn't begin to cover it. 198 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:58,556 With ammunition like this, we are in for quite a night, you and me. 199 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,350 And gabey makes three. 200 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,937 Robert, thank you. Thank you for this, thank you for all this. 201 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,146 This night's been magical. 202 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,431 Jim, come see this next room. 203 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,316 I think you especially would like it. 204 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,235 Really? Why? I don't know. 205 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,195 Maybe not. Just come. 206 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:20,411 (Laughs) 207 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,205 Do you regret attacking me now, hick? 208 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,792 Dwight. Stop it. I was flirting with you. 209 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,002 I was trying to use you to make Andy jealous. 210 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:29,504 I'm not going to help you. 211 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,307 Why would you choose me? Because I'm mighty? 212 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:34,259 Because I'm the manliest man in the office? I'll do it! 213 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,303 (Both laughing merrily) 214 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,850 Stop. You stop. 215 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,768 No, you stop. No, you stop. 216 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:47,355 Is he looking? You can stop. 217 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,041 Okay, you can stop. No, no, no, he's not looking. 218 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,150 You can actually stop. 219 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:51,693 Whoa, you guys, 220 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,696 I just found this insane engagement ring. 221 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:55,864 Is anyone missing this? 222 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,073 The main stone's missing. 223 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,464 I don't know. It looks pretty great to me. 224 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,913 I pictured myself here every night, 225 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,374 eating a leg of mutton, the juices 226 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,919 dripping down my bare chest, wiping my fingers on the walls. 227 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,255 Then I met the vegan. 228 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,008 Good night. To the kitchen. 229 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,885 To the kitchen. To the kitchen. 230 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:19,679 To the kitchen. 231 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,266 Onward. Oscar: Toby, 232 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,186 what's compelling about this is the note of persimmon. 233 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:27,937 Right? Note? 234 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,856 Okay. It's a symphony. 235 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,900 You have to join my wine tasting club. 236 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,151 I would love that. 237 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:37,447 Toby, you are playing a dangerous game. 238 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,784 I guess I'm through the gateway now though, right? 239 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:46,956 You know, 240 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,627 I don't think I've ever been in this exact angle before. 241 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,087 I'm scared of firsts, but I like it. 242 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,131 You guys got to try this pool. 243 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:59,135 No top scum, no band-aids, this thing is choice. 244 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:00,637 You in? 245 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,306 Yeah. Sure, sure, I'll be right in. 246 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,557 I've been working out, 247 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:08,811 but the problem is, I've been building muscle underneath 248 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:13,149 and that top layer hasn't burned off yet. 249 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,151 Awkward stage. 250 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,403 Mmm. 251 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:21,241 So good. Now take a chip, and crush it into my face 252 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:24,494 and rub the grease around. Do it. Yeah, rub it in. 253 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,329 Yeah. That's so good. 254 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,581 Andy's not even looking. 255 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,334 If iflnksexy eating is a dead end. Damn it. 256 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:35,380 What is the most romantic possible thing? 257 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,260 We can get some chicken fights going in the pool. 258 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:42,512 Dwight, that's just... That's really perfect. 259 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,722 Yes! Thank you. Yes. 260 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,519 You're in my Lane! 261 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:51,813 Andy, 262 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,208 Dwight and I challenge you and Jess to a chicken fight. 263 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,233 Winner take all. 264 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,359 Dwight: Chicken fight! 265 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,860 No, thanks. Dangifl 266 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,112 what the heck already! 267 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,197 Cathy, chicken fight! 268 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,367 Okay, yeah, who's going to be my partner? Where's Jim? 269 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,369 I'm right here. 270 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:08,913 (Giggling) 271 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,210 Come on, cath. 272 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:16,963 Yes! 273 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,047 Whoo! 274 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,843 Dwight, our chemistry is really clicking. We work so well together. 275 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,345 I know. I could just bang you right now. 276 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,599 He's not looking. Hey! 277 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:32,854 I had two bears sewn together to make this king size. 278 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,398 Total waste of two bears. 279 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:38,609 To both these bears. 280 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,195 To both these bears. Jim: Bears. 281 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,406 To both these bears. 282 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:48,619 When I put in the screening room, I bought three movies. 283 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:53,374 Caligula, last tango in Paris and emmanuelle 2. 284 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,043 Mwa! 285 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:59,672 The last two movies I actually watched in here were 286 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,593 Marley & me and on golden (bleep) Pond. 287 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,596 I mean, it's clearly meant for watching erotic cinema. 288 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,765 Yeah. We could watch some right now, if you want. 289 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,435 I've got a Korean film on my iPod. 290 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,271 If you want to just... If you have the cables. 291 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,816 Kelly, that's a crazy ring you found. 292 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,152 Yeah. Thanks, I'm really glad that I found it. 293 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,779 I can't believe you're wearing it. 294 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,238 Are you not superstitious at all? 295 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,949 (Shushes) Of course I'm superstitious, what are you talking about? 296 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,995 Ring of a failed marriage might have some sinister energy, right? 297 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,287 Am I just being silly? 298 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,956 I don't think you're being silly. 299 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,041 Oh, god. 300 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,404 You know what? I can just sell it 301 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:37,859 and put the money in the party fund. 302 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,315 Then another woman will get it, we can't allow that. 303 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,799 We have to destroy it. 304 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,634 Come on. Let's chicken fight those two. 305 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,350 How was that? Okay, watch my toes. 306 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,938 Hey, val, want a beer? 307 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,416 It might taste better than that pool water you've been drinking. 308 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,817 No, I'm good. Thank you. 309 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,402 Cool. Cool. 310 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,197 Does Darryl not swim? 311 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,075 That's racist. I don't know, 312 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:13,329 but I would say by looking at him, no, Darryl does not swim. 313 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:17,542 Erin: That's all right! That's all right! We got this! 314 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,168 Yeah! Yeah! 315 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,294 (Indistinct) 316 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,340 Maybe we should take a little break. Dwight, we've got this. 317 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,176 I promise. I will not leave your shoulders no matter what. 318 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:28,845 Okay. 319 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,972 One more? Erin: Yeah. Great. 320 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,727 Erin: Mush! Mush! Mush! 321 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,689 Come on! 322 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,193 Here we go. 323 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,197 Whoa! Wow. 324 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,117 I cannot believe you're still on. I can't believe it either. 325 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,161 I've got this! (Gasping) 326 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,888 Erin, did we win? 327 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,682 Sure. Sure, we did. 328 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,393 You're lying. We didn't win. 329 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,354 Hey, hey, hey, Dwight! It's okay! Just rest. Just rest. 330 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,732 You've broken up your last couple, you evil ring. 331 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:24,567 Do it. 332 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,238 We're in the pool. Shove it, Angela. 333 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,242 (Groans) Same old party, same old people, am I right? 334 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,286 Reminds me of Phyllis' birthday. 335 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,289 Ooh. Do not remind me of Phyllis' birthday. I know. 336 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:42,418 But boy, that Erin, she sure is a ripe little tiger, isn't she? 337 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,378 Meow! (Chuckles) 338 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,590 And to think I always thought of her as a second Meredith. 339 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,636 Respectfully, I don't want us walking into 340 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:54,263 a similar Angela kind of situation. Mmm. 341 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,682 So I just want to make sure that you are completely 342 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,435 100% done with Erin. 343 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:05,858 Last I checked, I'm with Jessica and I like to get my monog on. 344 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,945 It's monogamy for my hog and me. 345 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,404 Not what I asked. We're done. 346 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,114 Erin and I are over. Okay. 347 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:16,536 So then you won't mind if tonight I just go crazy on her? 348 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,871 Just go nuts... (Growls) 349 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,957 With sex. 350 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:22,750 Have at it. 351 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,962 Or take it slow, whatever you guys work out. 352 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,171 (Sighs) 353 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,092 You're an idiot. 354 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,053 (Clamoring) 355 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,941 Cannonball! 356 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,402 (Screams) 357 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,573 Let's do this. 358 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:04,333 So I kind of stepped on this. I think it's yours. 359 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:05,835 Yeah. 360 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,461 Oh. Wow. 361 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,630 How did you know it was mine? 362 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,091 The Bernard family seal, duh. 363 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:14,885 Duh. 364 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,308 Sorry if your special night was ruined. 365 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:25,187 Oh, whoa, whoa, no, it's not a special night. 366 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,940 Oh, you weren't going to do it? 367 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,902 Honestly, Erin, I don't know what I'm doing. 368 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,365 I just... 369 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,284 I don't know. 370 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:41,746 Thank you. 371 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,960 Andy's confused. 372 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,564 That's not what I was hoping for. But it's not so bad either. 373 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,299 I can live with confused. I get confused. 374 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,301 I totally get confused. 375 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,720 Robert: And, of course, the pool. 376 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:04,101 Ultimate lubricant for any wild evening. 377 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:10,232 It was here that my parties would have crescendoed into true madness. 378 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,652 To madness. 379 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,654 Madness. To madness. 380 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,072 Meredith: To madness! 381 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,619 Hey, I think you parked my car in. 382 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,013 Is there any way you can move your Van? 383 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,665 Hey, I'm sorry. When I got here, I put my keys in a bowl. 384 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:26,791 Are you serious? 385 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,794 Robert, I want you to know, I'm here to rock with you as late as you want. 386 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,213 And that goes double for me. 387 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,090 I'll stay even later than you'd like. 388 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:44,934 (Laughing) 389 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,645 Toby, I am bacchus, god of wine. 390 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,355 And I am bacchus' friend! 391 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:57,363 Gentlemen, bear witness, while I've been 392 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,281 mourning the nights that never were, 393 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:02,034 one of them has been unfolding here before me. 394 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,126 This is no get-together. 395 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:12,795 This is a party. 396 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,464 (All laughing) 397 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,059 Robert: Yes! 398 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:28,394 (Whooping) 399 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:35,985 And there's my talking point. 400 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,742 (Cheering) 401 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,715 (Psychedelic music playing) 402 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,260 Yes, that's it. Push yourselves, boys. 403 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,014 It's not a party if you don't do something that scares you. 404 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,185 I need a breather. 405 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,145 (Groaning) 406 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:15,858 You two keep going. 407 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,278 Hey, he's asleep. We can just leave. 408 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,197 Soleave.