1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:02,961 Jim: H0-h0! 2 00:00:03,044 --> 00:00:05,213 Look who's back reporting for duty. Hey, guys. 3 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:07,215 Hey. Hi. 4 00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:08,883 Andy: Pam! Ha! 5 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:10,903 Look what I can do now that she's no longer pregnant! 6 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:12,303 Barn! Barn! Barn! Pam! 7 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:13,888 Are you glad to be back? 8 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:17,016 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I could have used another week, or three. 9 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,227 You still had eight weeks more than we did. 10 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,729 Well, it's not exactly a vacation. 11 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:25,275 Hello, everyone! Remember? Little old me. Hi. 12 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:27,198 What are you doing here? You just had our baby. 13 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:32,574 Our collective dunder Mifflin family baby four days ago. 14 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:34,159 I wanted to come back to work. 15 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:38,538 Not everybody needs some long, luxurious, parisian maternity leave. 16 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,957 Damn, girl! Your body! What? 17 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,834 Angela, you look amazing. 18 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:46,463 Really? I feel like this big rhinoceros. 19 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:50,425 Anyway, I wanted to thank you guys for covering for me, so I made some treats. 20 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:52,343 I've got brownies and magic cookie bars. 21 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:53,928 Mm-mm-mm. 22 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:58,641 Angela, those brownies have walnuts in them and I think Kevin's allergic to walnuts. 23 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,325 You're allergic to walnuts, right, Kevin? 24 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:02,604 Extremely, but I'm going to fight through it. 25 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,648 It's okay, Angela. I have mommy brain, too. 26 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,400 I don't know what that is, Pam. 27 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,111 I made a batch with no nuts, special for you, Kevin. Right here. 28 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:12,047 When did you find time to do all this? 29 00:01:12,071 --> 00:01:14,282 Babies sleep a lot, Pam, if you feed them enough. 30 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:16,951 Brownie, Pam? 31 00:01:21,789 --> 00:01:23,166 Thank you. 32 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:27,128 Oh, my gosh. It's really good. 33 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:29,506 I wouldn't know. I'm watching my weight. 34 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:36,721 Say, guys, you know what's an even more useful treat is cash. So... 35 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:39,641 Nope. It's over. No. Okay. We wanted to say thank you... 36 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:51,319 Dwight, I have exciting news for you. What? 37 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,197 I think you're going to like it. 38 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,615 You can't tantalize me. 39 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:57,992 Oh, maybe I can. 40 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,245 I got an e-mail from corporate 41 00:02:00,328 --> 00:02:02,372 okay. That told me... 42 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,415 That you got a promotion! 43 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:08,854 Right? I mean, that's not the kind of thing you want to read quietly at your desk. 44 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:11,214 If you make me head of sales one more time, I swear. 45 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:12,298 No. This is legit. 46 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:16,094 You will be assembling a team to go to Tallahassee for three weeks 47 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:19,681 to develop and launch a chain of sabre stores. 48 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:23,226 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 49 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,520 Yes! Yes! Yes! (Indistinct conversation) 50 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:29,524 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 51 00:02:29,857 --> 00:02:31,401 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 52 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:32,806 The schrutes have a word for when 53 00:02:32,860 --> 00:02:35,947 everything in a man's life comes together perfectly. 54 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:37,949 "Perfektenschlag." 55 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:39,784 Right now, I'm in it. 56 00:02:39,867 --> 00:02:42,078 I finally get a chance to prove myself to corporate. 57 00:02:42,161 --> 00:02:45,373 I am assembling a competent team. I am likely a father. 58 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:50,336 I am so deep inside of perfektenschlag right now. 59 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:53,298 And just to be clear, there is a second definition, 60 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:55,800 "perfect pork anus," which I don't mean. 61 00:02:56,175 --> 00:02:58,177 And here's the fax for you. 62 00:02:58,636 --> 00:03:00,471 And here's some facts for you. 63 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:03,057 Did you know frogs can hear with their lungs? 64 00:03:03,891 --> 00:03:06,894 And that flamingos can have orgasms that last 30 minutes. 65 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:10,732 Love to learn. Yeah, it's weird that I said that last one. 66 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,819 Yeah, look at that. We're pin twins. 67 00:03:14,902 --> 00:03:16,237 Pin twins. (Erin laughing) 68 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,823 This is a gift from Jessica. Kind of a gag gift, really. 69 00:03:18,906 --> 00:03:19,949 Real gifts come later. 70 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:22,285 Yeah. That's cute. 71 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:25,038 When I saw it at cvs, it made me gag, too. Just... 72 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,164 (Chuckung) 73 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:34,505 For a while there, I thought something would change, butnope. 74 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:35,840 Andy's still with Jessica. 75 00:03:35,923 --> 00:03:38,009 They even carpool together most days. 76 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,469 I don't know. 77 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:42,513 I wouldn't mind carpooling every day with Andy, 78 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:45,224 but I wouldn't want to spend that much time with Jessica. 79 00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:48,895 What do we have here? 80 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:54,776 Val knit me a beanie. 81 00:03:55,234 --> 00:03:57,004 But I can't tell if it's a "we're just friends" beanie, 82 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:59,989 or a "I'm hot, you're hot, let's get it popping" beanie. 83 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,909 So I'm going to up the ante. 84 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:05,620 Give her a clearly romantic gift. 85 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:08,289 And we'll get to the meaning of the beanie. 86 00:04:08,956 --> 00:04:11,042 Pam, pack up your post-natal swimwear, 87 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:12,811 make it a one piece or this offer is rescinded, 88 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:16,714 and join me for a fantastic barbeque one week from today in Tallahassee, Florida, 89 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,918 where I'm going to be living for the next three weeks. 90 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:20,551 Really? Mm-hmm. 91 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,387 I'll fly anywhere for some good barbeque. 92 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:23,471 Ooh, me three. 93 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:27,475 (Imitating buzzer) No plus ones. This is for competent workers only. 94 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:30,103 And don't worry about the cost. Sabre is footing the bill. 95 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:32,623 Does this have anything to do with what you were talking to Andy about? 96 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,023 God, you're such a spy. 97 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:37,485 (Clearing throat) 98 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:39,654 Notice anything different about me? 99 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:41,781 You're wearing the beanie. You like it? 100 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:44,617 Super comfortable. Like sweatpants for my head. 101 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,369 I love it too, val. 102 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,662 It's really itchy, 103 00:04:48,037 --> 00:04:51,332 uh, but to be fair, my head is constantly itching, 104 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:54,001 so I can't really peg it on the hat. 105 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:58,172 Wow. It's like the nation of islam down here. 106 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,758 I like to knit, don't hate. 107 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,344 Who's that for? 108 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:08,099 Oh. This is a gift for my man Nate here. 109 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:09,392 What? Yeah. 110 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:10,810 Darryl, you shouldn't have. 111 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:14,439 Can I open it? No, no, no, maybe just later. 112 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,691 Ah, I can't wait. I'm sorry. I'm too excited. 113 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:22,613 Darryl. 114 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,490 Wow. Those are really nice. 115 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,242 They're so elegant. 116 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:28,202 Cashmere. How did you know? 117 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,204 Just a hunch. 118 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,707 Your gift is on the way. 119 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:34,041 Can't wait. 120 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:38,296 "I'm glad you're in my life. Happy Valentine's day." 121 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:42,049 Darryl, I am glad to be in your life, too. 122 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:46,220 Your card is more beautiful than the gloves. 123 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:51,976 Dwight: My first task as special project manager Dwight schrute, 124 00:05:52,059 --> 00:05:53,936 assembling a crack team. 125 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,773 I need people who are loyal, 126 00:05:57,064 --> 00:06:00,902 people who will help me get an inroad with the gay hispanic community. 127 00:06:01,068 --> 00:06:03,154 People who won't be missed. 128 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,282 We don't need idiots. 129 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:07,366 (Kevin mumbling) 130 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,993 Good for nothings. 131 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:10,912 Meth heads. 132 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:14,916 What's your name? 133 00:06:15,082 --> 00:06:17,126 Cathy. Cathy. 134 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:18,669 (Cell phone chiming) 135 00:06:23,090 --> 00:06:24,860 I just got a text from Robert California that says, 136 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,427 "bring your clubs to Florida." 137 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,763 Why? Does he think you're going to Florida? 138 00:06:29,096 --> 00:06:31,474 I hope not. Because I am not going. 139 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:33,684 Two question marks? 140 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:37,355 No, just do one. Two question marks is kind of aggressive. 141 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:39,232 You know, it's like, "well, what?" 142 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,234 Just do one. 143 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:44,946 You want to take Darryl, Phyllis, Toby, Angela and Oscar? 144 00:06:45,029 --> 00:06:46,030 Yes. 145 00:06:46,113 --> 00:06:48,574 Can I interest you in someone less essential? 146 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,952 Like a creed or a Meredith, perhaps? 147 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:53,120 Oh, my god. They're not expendable exactly. 148 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:55,706 I just can't... I can't think of the word I'm trying to find. 149 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:56,958 Are you kidding me? 150 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,977 I'm supposed to get on an airplane with those nincompoops? 151 00:06:59,001 --> 00:07:00,145 We'd never make it off the runway! 152 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:03,589 All right, look, I got to keep this office functioning somehow, 153 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,342 so I have put together a list. 154 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:07,885 Here's your team. 155 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,512 Darryl and Phyllis, you can have. 156 00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:11,973 You're also taking Cathy, Kelly and Kevin. 157 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:14,141 Oh, god. You have your team. 158 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:17,645 Kevin? Kelly? Cathy? 159 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:20,106 Andyjust gave me a chain with three weak links. 160 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:23,276 Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have. 161 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:25,820 And now I no longer own an arctic wolf. 162 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:29,115 Well, let's hear it. 163 00:07:29,156 --> 00:07:31,909 "Robert, hey," exclamation point. I like it so far. 164 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,578 "Got your text. Awesome idea. 165 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:37,039 - "Let's hit the links the next time you're in pa. - J.H." 166 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:42,003 It's perfect. You emphasize the golf, completely omit the Florida. 167 00:07:42,169 --> 00:07:43,337 Yeah, it's a golf text. 168 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:45,381 Total golf text. Send it. 169 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:50,428 Done. Wait, I just feel weird. I should just call him. 170 00:07:50,511 --> 00:07:54,599 You want to call someone that texted you? Do you want to drive them away? I mean... 171 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,351 (Phone ringing) 172 00:07:58,352 --> 00:07:59,562 This is Darryl. 173 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:01,939 Deep voice: Sorry, iasked for the main shipment number. 174 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,625 I just need the address for the warehouse. 175 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,289 I want to send my girlfriend some flowers. 176 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:09,030 Your girlfriend? Is your girlfriend val? 177 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:11,032 Yeah. Do you know her? 178 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:15,119 We're friends. We're friends. 179 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,789 Cool. So can I get that address or... 180 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,126 Yeah, yeah. Sorry, I'm just looking for a pen. 181 00:08:22,209 --> 00:08:23,252 Why do you need a pen? 182 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,171 Back off. I got my reasons. 183 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,190 May I have your attention, please? 184 00:08:27,214 --> 00:08:28,974 Could Cathy, Phyllis, Darryl, Kevin and Kelly 185 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,052 please join me in the conference room immediately? 186 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:32,595 No big deal. 187 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:35,890 It's just that you five have been deemed most deserving of a three-week, 188 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:38,392 all expenses paid business trip to Tallahassee, Florida. 189 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:40,519 Hell, yeah. What? 190 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:43,814 I'm sorry, Stanley. I can't share any more details with you. 191 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,983 You see, Andy rejected you. 192 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,069 Meredith: Wait, Cathy gets to go? 193 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:50,363 Why does she even still work here? Pam is back. 194 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:51,882 It just feels like a slap in the face. 195 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,658 I can understand your pain. And your rage. 196 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:55,910 But you know what? Andy is an honorable man. 197 00:08:55,993 --> 00:08:59,205 Let us not question his choices. I'm sure he had his reasons. 198 00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:01,850 We're not questioning his reasons. I just want to know what they are. 199 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,143 I know. You and me both, brother. 200 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:04,394 It seemed kind of random to me, 201 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:08,297 but he was pretty clear on who he thought truly deserved this boondoggle of a lifetime. 202 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:13,052 Well, he nailed it, because I do deserve a vacation. 203 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,513 Sometimes Batman's got to take off his cape. 204 00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:18,808 Good point. But we're going to be working pretty hard until 5:00 pm. 205 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:22,770 After that, it's going to be beach volleyball, trips to cape canaveral 206 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:24,772 and sea kayaking with Gloria estefan. 207 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,524 What were the criteria for going? 208 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:29,944 It might be innate goodness versus innate badness. 209 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,113 But there's an easy way to find out. 210 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,951 Oh, Andy, got a few questions for you. 211 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,620 Moshi moshi. (Laughing) 212 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,331 Uh, the Florida picks got out, 213 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,376 and people were just kind of curious as to why they weren't picked, 214 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,378 and maybe you could just clarify. 215 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:55,052 Well, the deliberations were confidential, so I feel like we should respect that. 216 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,013 Respect it? You're trying to tell me 217 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,306 Kevin Malone deserves more than Stanley Hudson? 218 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,559 Hey. Okay, it's obvious 219 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:04,895 that Andy picked the people that are least important to the office. 220 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:07,565 Important? Because you and your enormous monster baby 221 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:08,792 are so important to the branch? 222 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,651 My baby is not a monster. 223 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:13,112 Hey, be proud of your enormous monster baby. 224 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:14,905 I was once an enormous monster baby. 225 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:18,284 Guys! Guys! Guys! 226 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:23,372 Come on, seriously, we cannot let this trip cause this kind of rift, guys. 227 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,749 Stop calling us "guys"! 228 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:28,836 I use the word "guys" a lot when I'm nervous, guys. 229 00:10:29,336 --> 00:10:31,130 Guys, guys, guys. Guys. All: Stop it. 230 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:33,090 All: Stop! Stop it! Andy. 231 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,551 Dudes. 232 00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:39,930 The dudes who are going to Florida were picked by Dwight and me. 233 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,932 Okay, hey, I specifically remember 234 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:44,736 that there were a lot of other people I thought should be considered. 235 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:47,354 If anybody's going to Florida, it should be me. 236 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:50,608 Every shirt that I have that isn't a work shirt is a Tommy bahama. 237 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:53,360 I'm the only person in this office who watches burn notice. 238 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:56,614 Okay. I did not realize that so many of you wanted to go so badly, 239 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:59,784 so if you feel like you have a very good reason to go to Florida, 240 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,368 I'm happy to hear you out. Great idea. 241 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,513 So why doesn't everyone just take the next five to six hours, 242 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,974 come up with a statement on why you feel you deserve to go to Florida, 243 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,100 and Andy and I will listen to it. 244 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:09,752 No, that is a ridiculous waste of time. For you maybe. 245 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:11,670 Five to six hours? Three to four hours. 246 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,964 No, no, no, no.No. Just two to three hours. 247 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,467 Come up with a statement over the next hour. 248 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:17,551 Thirty minutes. 249 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:19,386 I'm out. 250 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:20,930 Okay, read it back to me. 251 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,533 "Robert, great offer. Wish I could hit the links with you in Florida, 252 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:26,917 "but a father of a newborn really should be helping out his wife any chance he gets." 253 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:30,356 Good. Doesn't sound pushy. You're just stating a fact. 254 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,399 Absolutely. Works for me. 255 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,027 Okay. Sending. (Cell phone whooshing) 256 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,530 Well done. And we managed to kill the entire morning. 257 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,240 We really did. (Cell phone chiming) 258 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:46,914 He responded, "I.O.L." 259 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,250 (Erin laughing) 260 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:58,509 I have a new swimsuit I need to break in. I am already... 261 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:02,304 Dwight: I already picked my team, Darryl, Oscar, Angela, Phyllis and Toby. 262 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,265 And that is the team that I am taking. 263 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,685 What's that? It's not up to me? I only have influence? 264 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:10,563 Well, that's all baltzer glattfuelder had, 265 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:13,315 and now no one eats owls for Thanksgiving. 266 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,985 You have two young, dynamic people in this office 267 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,778 who know trends, who know youth. 268 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,865 That's myself and Kelly kapoor, you need one of us there. 269 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:24,785 Or both? Not both. Just one. Me. 270 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,329 Or if not me, Kelly. Ideally me. 271 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,747 Again, youth knowledge, 272 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,751 that's what you get when you put Ryan Howard on your special project team. 273 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:35,129 Or Kelly kapoor. Again, not both. Thanks. 274 00:12:36,463 --> 00:12:38,090 Very impressive. 275 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:40,634 He put a lot of work into that. Mm-hmm. 276 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,720 Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world. 277 00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,346 All show, no meat. 278 00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:48,559 Because I feel like that I am in a place with my gambling rehab 279 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:51,979 that I can finally start going to dog racing again. 280 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:57,067 You know, just sitting, watching, enjoying the sport. 281 00:12:57,151 --> 00:13:01,405 Maybe putting down a few dollars if there's like a crazy mismatch or something. 282 00:13:01,488 --> 00:13:03,574 Okay. Thank you, Kevin, we'll let you know. 283 00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:05,326 Thank you. When do we leave? 284 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,994 Thank you. 285 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,331 It really has been a long, lonely winter. 286 00:13:10,497 --> 00:13:14,376 Wow. Seasonal affective disorder, a.K.A. Sad. 287 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,837 That sounds like a very real thing, Toby. 288 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,673 It is real. Thank you for saying that. 289 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,551 Yeah, wow, it's almost like 290 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,597 we're not all experiencing the same winter. 291 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:30,351 Florida Stanley smiles. Florida Stanley is happy to go to work. 292 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,187 Florida Stanley is who you want on your Florida team. 293 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:34,688 (Stifled laughter) 294 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,900 It's still... well. She does here. 295 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,860 Hey, guys. Any spots left? 296 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,862 Erin, you want to go to Tallahassee? 297 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,948 I do. I really do. 298 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,158 I think it would be a nice way to clear my head. 299 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,763 You know, I don't think it's a good idea for you to clear your head 300 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,622 any more than it has been already. 301 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,374 I think you need a workplace where 302 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:56,919 the burdens of everyday life keep you tethered to reality. 303 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,420 Either or. 304 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,173 But if you can find someone to fill in, I would love to go. 305 00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:03,384 Well, it wouldn't be hard to find someone to fill in. 306 00:14:04,551 --> 00:14:07,763 Really? Oh, great. Good. 307 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,058 Now, is it too dark to say that Cece's having an operation? 308 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,060 I think you need to go to Florida. 309 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,271 I think you're right. 310 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,648 It's only for three weeks. 311 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,876 You know, with my mom and sister at the house, it'll be... 312 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:20,943 A total nightmare. 313 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,029 I was going to say good, becauselwlhave all the help I need. 314 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,757 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're incredibly helpful. 315 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,032 You're lucky to have them. 316 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,760 With them there, you probably won't even know I'm gone. 317 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,035 Exactly. 318 00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:33,747 Andy: Well... 319 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:39,086 No. No! Absolutely not. You are not going! Over my dead body, no. Andy... 320 00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:41,380 Toons, I'm really sorry. 321 00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,733 You're too essential to the operation here. I can't let you go. 322 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:46,218 I wouldn't say that. That's a bit much. 323 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,696 You know, Dwight, if you didn't want me to go, 324 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,865 the smart move would be to tell Andy that I actually am essential to the operation. 325 00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:52,057 That way, I couldn't go. 326 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,500 Jim is essential... hold on. I just want to get it on camera. 327 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:56,770 (Camera beeping on) 328 00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:00,899 Andy, Jim is just too... 329 00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:02,109 Essenfiat 330 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,902 this is stupid! Cut! 331 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,338 All right. I'm going to pack my trunks. 332 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:06,442 He doesn't even want to go. 333 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,906 Well, I got a text from r.C. 334 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:11,577 Inviting me to come down, so I think that's going to make us roommates. 335 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:13,829 Oh, my god. 336 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:17,078 Hey, quick question, do you shower at night? Or do you shower in the morning? 337 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,724 Because I want to shower when you're showering to save some water. 338 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,631 Okay, listen up, everyone. Here's who's going to Florida. 339 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,342 Cathy. What? 340 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,551 Stanley. No. 341 00:15:27,634 --> 00:15:28,761 Ryan. No! 342 00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:29,970 Erin. (Bleeping) 343 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,305 And Jim. 344 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:33,640 You got to be (bleep) Kidding me. Okay. 345 00:15:34,641 --> 00:15:35,976 Okay. 346 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:38,812 Florida group, welcome to the team. 347 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,064 (Sighing) 348 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,860 (Dwight screaming) 349 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,240 Let's go! 350 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:53,577 Step it up, you runts. You infants. Let's move. 351 00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:55,079 Why is it so hot in here? 352 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:59,208 Hot? What are you talking about? This is a nice, temperate Florida morning. 353 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,335 Eighty-five degrees, 73% humidity. 354 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,022 This is the exact environment that you will be facing 355 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,090 for the next three weeks of your life. 356 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:09,593 Welcome to special projects orientation. 357 00:16:09,676 --> 00:16:11,720 The next three weeks of your life 358 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:15,182 are going to be the most miserable you've ever faced. 359 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,976 They're going to be hard. They're going to be dirty. 360 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,354 You're going to wish you were dead. 361 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,066 "But?" there's no "buts." 362 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:27,027 That's it. You'll wish you were dead. You seem a little disturbed. 363 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,880 Do you want to stay here? No. No. I want to go. 364 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:32,116 Because if any of you would prefer to stay here, 365 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,326 all you need to do is ring this bell. 366 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,277 Is that the buzzer from taboo? 367 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,580 His shut up, maggofl 368 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,332 you don't want to go, ring the bell! 369 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,376 Ring it. Ring it. 370 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,712 How many of you have seen the documentary deliverance? 371 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,924 How did a mosquito get in here? 372 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,802 I released 300 mosquitoes into the conference room. 373 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,137 Just temporarily. 374 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:56,014 When I'm done, the frogs will take care of the mosquitoes. 375 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,474 (Croaking) 376 00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:02,438 Yes. And then he brushes your soft supple cheeks 377 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,774 with his worn leathery hands and says, 378 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,986 "I'm going to make you the seventh Mrs. Rosenblat!" 379 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,737 Unless you ring the bell. Ring it. 380 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:11,905 Ring the bell. 381 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,884 You want to spend the rest of your life changing your husband's colostomy bags? 382 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:17,244 Huh? Do you? Ring it! What? Ah. 383 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,537 (Buzzer ringing) 384 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,247 What was that? Mosquito. 385 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,168 (Groaning) 386 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,006 Orientation's over. 387 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,426 Darryl, hey. 388 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:33,594 Hey, what's up? You called? 389 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,888 Yeah, you know, I felt really terrible 390 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:38,491 that you got me these lovely gloves, and I didn't get you anything. 391 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:39,558 It's cool, really. 392 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,477 No, wsanwhmg butcool 393 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:46,690 now, I haven't really had time to go out and buy you anything, but 394 00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:48,192 here goes. 395 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:51,904 "This coupon entitles you to one free tickle monster attack." 396 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:55,491 Yeah. They're Nate coupons or Nate-pons. And they're all different. 397 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,327 Cash that one in and I will bring you a stick of gum 398 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:01,872 any time, any place. I'll find you. 399 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,249 Thanks. 400 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,211 Nice flowers. 401 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,837 Thanks. Theyte from my mom. 402 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:11,715 Your mom? 403 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,051 Yeah. 404 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:19,181 So I guess that was your mom who called me earlier looking for the address. 405 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,474 Real deep-voiced woman. 406 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,142 Yeah, that's her. 407 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:25,145 She said her name was Brandon, I think. 408 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,772 Your mom's name is Brandon? 409 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:31,944 Yeah, Darryl. My mom's name is Brandon. 410 00:18:35,822 --> 00:18:38,867 I guess I figured out where I stand. 411 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,995 This is a love beanie. 412 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,415 (Sighing) 413 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,252 Okay, Florida team, let's reconvene. 414 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:02,349 I'm going to Florida. And I'm not coming back. 415 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,772 So sabre has set up a conference room for our use while we're at corporate. 416 00:19:08,855 --> 00:19:10,691 So what is this special project? 417 00:19:10,857 --> 00:19:12,484 Basically, sabre has tasked us with 418 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,488 helping them branch into the retail market place. 419 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,631 They want to set up their own version of an apple store. 420 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,698 That sounds awesome. 421 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,658 It did. It did. 422 00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:20,843 You know what might be great? 423 00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:23,662 Is if instead of a genius bar, we have a lounge area 424 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:25,956 where people can ask questions about the product 425 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,541 with other customers who liked it. 426 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:31,604 Yeah, and they should have a place where people can check their computers or printers 427 00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:34,389 before they see you, so you don't have to carry it around like a dope. 428 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:35,716 Like a coat check. 429 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,699 Oh, don't write it down unless you like it. 430 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:43,724 Oh, I like it. 431 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,810 It seems to me that the apple store is kind of like a party, 432 00:19:46,893 --> 00:19:49,730 so I think our question is, how do we make this a better party? 433 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:53,483 No. We sell business tools and the stores need to reflect that. 434 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,903 They need to be all business. Let all the other stores look like a toy store. 435 00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:00,324 Right. Think different. From apple. 436 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,520 Dwight, is now a good time to go over what you expect of us? 437 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,379 Yes. 438 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,298 What are my expectations for the group? 439 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:19,843 I have been given the responsibility to manage Stanley, a solid player. 440 00:20:19,926 --> 00:20:22,054 Ryan, who is capable of surprises. 441 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,972 Erin, an excellent follower. 442 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:27,434 And Cathy, a probably not totally useless enigma. 443 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,936 And, well, Jim. 444 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:34,274 Under the right manager, that's not a bad team. 445 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,110 Perfektenschlag. 446 00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,720 I don't know how I'm going to live here without you. 447 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,205 Me neither. Hey, will you put this coat on my chair? 448 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,932 I just realized I'm not going to need it down there. 449 00:20:49,956 --> 00:20:51,333 Yes, I will take yourcoat 450 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,751 and I will keep it with me, 451 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,604 and I will sleep with it because it smells like you. 452 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,348 No, no, no, no, no. Just put it on my chair. 453 00:20:57,964 --> 00:20:59,174 All right. 454 00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:01,677 Bye. Call me when you land. I will. 455 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,970 Safe travels! 456 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:07,140 Goodbye for a very, very long time. 457 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,309 Okay. 458 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,144 It's only three weeks. 459 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:17,150 All expenses paid. 460 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,695 Yeah. Jim's going to be there. 461 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:23,156 That marriage is not good. Nobody knows better than me. 462 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:25,992 Definitely, we will. 463 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:29,287 It's three weeks in Tallahassee. What else is there to do?