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Hey, Angela,

2
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you wanna see
a picture of Philip

3
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wearing those little
booties you got us?

4
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So cute.

5
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Hey, you guys wanna see a
picture of Gerald wearing galoshes?

6
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He refused to go out in
the rain until I bought these.

7
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Now, going out in the rain
is all he wants to do.

8
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Oscar thinks having a dog
is just like having a baby.

9
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News flash, if you didn't carry

10
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it around in your
belly for nine months,

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it isn't your kid.

12
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Exactly.

13
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Unless you adopted, of course.

14
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That is where we disagree.

15
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Hey, are your little
dudes crawling yet?

16
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No. Three-month-old
humans don't do that.

17
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My Philip is crawling.

18
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Angela is such a liar!

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It's maddening!

20
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Exactly, that's just
like crate training.

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All night long. All night long.

22
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Well, count yourself lucky.

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Wait until you have two.

24
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That's two sleep schedules,
two naps that don't coincide.

25
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I mean,
you'll never sleep again.

26
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No one said you must have two.

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Like her genes are so important.

28
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The world just needs more
Pam-Jim DNA. Thank you, no.

29
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No, thank you.

30
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Check this out. My
brotherjust got a new sailboat.

31
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He has no idea what he
just got himself into.

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There's nothing harder
than taking care of a boat.

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Am I right?

34
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Unbelievable! Unbelievable!

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Unbelievable!

36
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It is the end of the day.
It is the end of the week.

37
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We managed to fill
40 hours, somehow.

38
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That's not bad, is it?

39
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That's great. Pretty good.

40
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Well, thank you,
this is very helpful feedback.

41
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Dwight, I am still not
ready to name the vp.

42
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That's not what I was gonna ask.

43
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Gosh, you jump to conclusions!

44
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Come on, I know. You've
got so much on your plate,

45
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it's right now you're like,

46
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"oh, what's more important, Dwight's
question, figure out who's the vp.

47
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"Dwight. V.P. Dwight. V.P."

48
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Dwight. V.P. Dwight. V.P.

49
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I can't be hypnotized, Dwight.

50
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I tried it.
I ended up smoking more.

51
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Can we at least eliminate
those that are not in the running?

52
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Free them up to focus
more completely on the menial.

53
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Like stacking and sorting, or...

54
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Catching butterflies?

55
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That's a hobby.
Unless it's for food.

56
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Theater. A waste of time.

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Dragging?

58
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That's just a verb.

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Dragging sticks.

60
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Yes. Nice. Perfect.

61
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Dragging sticks...

62
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All right, I'm gonna eliminate
three people right now.

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Okay? Just. You three. No.

64
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Not good enough.

65
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English people's main use
today is judging American talent.

66
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"You're crap. You're wonderful."

67
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They're mean,
but they're incisive.

68
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Everyone meet in
the hotel bar at 7:00.

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I'm not allowed to
say it's mandatory.

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So let's just
call it compulsory.

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I'll be there at 6:00.

72
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Ugh. We're gonna have one
of those crazy nights, aren't we?

73
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Maybe we'll see
the real talla-nasty

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we've been
hearing so much about.

75
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Talla-nasty. Very clever.

76
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Thank you. Wait, wait.

77
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You think she
invented "talla-nasty"?

78
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No, no, no, no.

79
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Cathy? It's been
great, fun, normal.

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I thought I was gonna be
hanging out with Stanley on this trip,

81
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but he's turned out
to be kind of a loose Cannon.

82
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My friend and I
are new here in Tallahassee.

83
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Would you like
to get a cocktail?

84
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Maybe go out for a little
dancing? Beautiful day, no?

85
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Okay, everybody.
5:00. Work day's over.

86
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Put your pencils down,
and bring 'em back up!

87
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Because now, the late
night workjam begins!

88
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Yes! The conference
room is setup.

89
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I've got pens, I've got paper,
I've got a whiteboard!

90
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We are good to go.

91
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Say what?

92
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We are good to go!

93
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Say what? Good to go!

94
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Stop it! Andy!

95
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Tonight, we're staying late
to service the accounts

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of the people who
went on the Florida trip.

97
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Yes, of course
we could have just

98
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been doing this the whole time,

99
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but someone dropped the ball.

100
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Ball droppings can be beautiful.

101
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For example, when it turns an
awkward soprano into a rich, full tenor.

102
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Jason bourne
would kick bond's ass.

103
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Jason bourne has
no support staff,

104
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his own government's
out to get him.

105
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Genghis Khan could
take 'em both down,

106
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'cause he's not
afraid to kill children.

107
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What? It's true.

108
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He would eviscerate
babies and hang them

109
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from Poles
outside of the villages.

110
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Okay, drinking game. The
count of three, take three sips.

111
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That's a stupid game. I got
a great drinking game. Okay?

112
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Everyone, empty your pockets.

113
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Whoever has
the most seeds is the king,

114
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whoever has the least buttons
is the hunchback.

115
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What happens if
you're the hunchback?

116
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Oh, you get kicked.

117
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How many buttons do you have?

118
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Forty. Always.

119
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Sure. Canlsee?

120
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So I get to kick you now.

121
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No, they're not transferable
just 'cause I handed them to you.

122
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Well, that's how I
played it in college.

123
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College rules.

124
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And he lost at
his own lame game.

125
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Ooh! Double meaning.

126
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The game was lame, and
now he's lame from the kick.

127
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Quick wit. Thank you.

128
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I will have a glass of your
oakiest chardonnay, please.

129
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And I will have a waffle.
With your maple-iest syrup.

130
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Sorry, no waffles.

131
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Okay, just forget it then.
Forget it. Forget it?

132
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Waffle?

133
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A hotel waffle.
I know what I wanna eat.

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Is that crazy? No.

135
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I'm moving down here, you know.

136
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Oh. No, I didn't know.

137
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I'm young and I can.

138
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And if I can't,
I'm still pretty young.

139
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I guess I'll always be young.

140
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You come with me. We're
gonna get you that waffle.

141
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Why would Erin confide in me
that she's staying here in Florida

142
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if she didn't want me to make some
sort of last ditch, nothing-to-lose,

143
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Kelly ka-who run at her?

144
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Hey. Hey.

145
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Watson carpet & tile.

146
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One order.

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Order reference
number 00983-126.

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Eight cases bright white inkjet.

149
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Paid.

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I'm dying!

151
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Processed. And delivered.

152
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Sometimes I get so bored,
I just wanna scream.

153
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And then sometimes,
I actually do scream.

154
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I just sort of feel out
what the situation calls for.

155
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I will be right back.

156
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I will be here.

157
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Hey, I see what you're doing.
It's futile. The v.P. Position is mine.

158
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Oh, please, you're through.

159
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She's going to give it to me,
as I'm giving it to her tonight.

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The cowgirl has chosen her
saddle.

161
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Well, saddles...

162
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Sometimes fall off.

163
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Especially if you don't
properly cinch the girth.

164
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What? That's a joke, right? You
see the way she's all over me.

165
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If anyone's having sex with
Nellie for personal gain, it's me.

166
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And I'm not joking at all.

167
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If you don't tighten your
saddle, you may fall off.

168
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Who is ready for dinner?

169
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"Oh, I bet it's pizza or tacos
or something stupid." No.

170
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I went south of
the border for this,

171
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and then I went
south of that border,

172
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and we have ourselves
a Jamaican feast, man.

173
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If I wanted Jamaican food,
I'd just hire

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a bunch of
bodyguards and go there.

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Additional trivia factoid, this
food comes to us through val,

176
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and our server is none
other than Brandon, her boyf.

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Hey.

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How you doing, guys?

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Jamaican, huh? I just read
about the elections down there.

180
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Crazy stuff.

181
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Oh, no. I'm not
actually Jamaican.

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Terrific.

183
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What's up, man? I'm Darryl.

184
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Oh, dahw. I heard about you.

185
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You doing good? Oh, yeah.

186
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You must be doing real good
since you're My girlfriend.

187
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All: Whoa!

188
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Dude, you didn't tell me you
were Val. High five!

189
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I'm not sleeping
with your girlfriend.

190
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Brandon, what the hell
are you talking about?

191
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Don't play dumb with me.
I know what's up.

192
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Honey, I am not sleeping...

193
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Hey! Hey.
Let's get back to the food.

194
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Brandon, tell us about
these delicious-looking goops.

195
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Hope you all like goat.

196
00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:02,982
Goat.

197
00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:06,110
Blow in my ear. All right.

198
00:08:06,193 --> 00:08:07,778
Nellie: Like I'm on the beach.

199
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A seagull.

200
00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:16,746
And a wave crashing.

201
00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:19,415
A wave crashing.

202
00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:22,793
Oh, that is lovely.

203
00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,672
All right, that's
gonna do it for me tonight.

204
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Have a lovely evening.

205
00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:42,188
Hey, how's it going?

206
00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:45,983
Good. The heating system,
though, in my room is all messed up.

207
00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,401
It's like 90 degrees in there.

208
00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,071
Maintenance is working on it.
Can I hang out in here?

209
00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:52,531
Uh... yeah, I'm just
watching basketball...

210
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Okay. Yeah. Okay.

211
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Cool.

212
00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,123
Is this march madness?
I love march madness.

213
00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:05,086
Oh, no. That's not this.
Because that's in march.

214
00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:08,673
This is just the NBA,
professional.

215
00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:11,509
Miami heat, actually. So...

216
00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:13,344
LeBron James. Yes.

217
00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:16,722
Nice, good word association.

218
00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:31,112
Impressive.

219
00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:33,364
Oh, please,
anyone can tie a knot.

220
00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:36,117
The real skill is in untying it.

221
00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:40,496
Thornwood wholesalers.

222
00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:41,579
One order.

223
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I read the texts
you sent to val, man.

224
00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,583
Val: That's messed up.

225
00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:45,876
Is this spicy?

226
00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,545
No, baby girl.
It would be messed up

227
00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,350
if I didn't find anything.
But I did, so...

228
00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:52,216
I'm pretty sure if
Darryl sent val a text,

229
00:09:52,299 --> 00:09:54,677
it was about some paper
emergency or something.

230
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,761
At midnight?

231
00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:58,723
Kevin: It happens.

232
00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:01,058
Like, a hospital needs
more napkins for surgery.

233
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,786
You guys, we're not gonna
settle anything this way.

234
00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,021
If iflnk
ejustneed to be
grovvn-ups here. Thank you.

235
00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,665
I think we're gonna
need to hear those texts.

236
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,066
Kelly, remember how you wanted
to go home before?

237
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,569
No. There's no way
in hell I'm leaving.

238
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,237
Something interesting
is happening here.

239
00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:14,989
For once in my life.
I am staying here.

240
00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:16,240
Darryl, read the texts!

241
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,537
Yep? Coming!

242
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,833
All right. Hey. My
minibar is oddly out of rum.

243
00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:27,001
We have plenty.

244
00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,253
Oh. Hello.

245
00:10:29,336 --> 00:10:32,089
You wanna watch the game
with us? We're watching a game.

246
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,716
The heat game. It's just a game.

247
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,551
Got it. Good night.

248
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,345
Careful, Jim,
it gets easier and easier.

249
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:41,640
No. No, no. Stanley?
Stanley. Stanley?

250
00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:43,392
Stanley. All right. Hey!

251
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,561
You know. Just bring
back those bottles!

252
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,023
Huh. The lights are still on.

253
00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:50,524
Yeah. They keep
them on, 'cause it's

254
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:52,085
less expensive than
turning them on and off.

255
00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:54,820
I like how guys just
know stuff all the time.

256
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,405
Girls know a lot
of stuff too, okay?

257
00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,032
And nobody knows more than you.

258
00:10:58,115 --> 00:10:59,492
Especially me.

259
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:04,121
Hello, waffle iron!

260
00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:06,040
Hello! What do we have here?

261
00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,958
Okay, so the recipe says we need

262
00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,960
a mixing bowl,
a measuring cup...

263
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,713
Get down.

264
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,800
It's the fuzz.

265
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,176
Do you want us to get scolded?

266
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:20,513
Shut your beautiful,
beautiful mouth. Please.

267
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,060
"I got too much ice cream,
you want some?"

268
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,354
"Getting my fry on."

269
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:29,647
Bohng.

270
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,357
"The moon is huge tonight."

271
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,150
Gosh, the moon one's damning.

272
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,527
Yeah, sorry.

273
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,153
That's regular text talk.

274
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,321
You forgot one.

275
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:38,982
"You're such a great friend."

276
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:40,241
With the dots.

277
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:43,035
"You're such a great friend,
dot, dot, dot, dot, dot."

278
00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:46,413
Five dots, Darryl?
Are you kidding me?

279
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,059
Okay, 'cause three dots means
to be continued, four dots is a typo.

280
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,793
But five dots means,
"whoa, do not

281
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:52,670
make me say what I
want to say, baby,

282
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:56,507
"but if I did, it would blow your
mind, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot."

283
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:58,551
See? Yes, thank you, sister.

284
00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:01,512
Brandon, Darryl and me,
that's ridiculous.

285
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,597
Right? Yeah.

286
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:07,351
Totally crazy. Puts me in an
insane asylum just thinking about it.

287
00:12:07,434 --> 00:12:09,270
I'm stranded on
shutter island over here.

288
00:12:10,437 --> 00:12:13,149
You look like ed Harris.

289
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:14,942
If they stretched
him a little bit...

290
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:18,320
You wanna see a picture of me
trapped under a tree?

291
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,368
Excuse me.

292
00:12:24,451 --> 00:12:25,744
What? Not now. I'm busy.

293
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:27,139
Jim: I'm sorry,
I thought you'd want to know

294
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,348
that I saw a bedbug in my room.

295
00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,732
But never mind.
Sorry to interrupt.

296
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,292
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Bedbugs?

297
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:33,752
Oh, no.

298
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:39,675
Freak, I need a favor.

299
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:43,804
Well, then you have to call me
by my name. Gabriel Susan Lewis.

300
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:44,948
I've gotta be gone
for a few minutes.

301
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:47,141
You make sure that packer
does not sleep with Nellie.

302
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,351
What's in it for g.S.L.?

303
00:12:49,476 --> 00:12:50,829
You really want
packer as your boss?

304
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,062
Got it.

305
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,357
If Jim has bedbugs,
that means they're everywhere.

306
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,776
I can't risk them coming
back to schrute farms.

307
00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,654
Our biggest attraction is our
200-hundred-year-old mattresses.

308
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,533
Where did you see it?
In the bed.

309
00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:05,993
Well, I haven't seen anything.

310
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:08,704
We gotta find it before it eggs.

311
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:09,872
Jeez!

312
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,834
Describe it.
Brown, shiny, painful bite.

313
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,002
Could be a bat weevil.

314
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,671
Describe its mood.
Did it seem sleepy?

315
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,257
Stressed, but to be fair,
it was a tense situation.

316
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,661
Fair enough. But after it bit
you, did it run away fearful?

317
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:25,137
Or did it walk away smug,
self-assured?

318
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:28,515
So smug. Like he thought
it was funny. Like this.

319
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,226
That's a bedbug. Yeah.

320
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,977
Everything's a joke. I know.

321
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,062
Dwight: Check your hair!

322
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,483
God! It's so greasy. You
should just shave all this.

323
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:38,567
Just check it.

324
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,403
You are clean. Okay.

325
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:45,324
The one thing a bedbug thrives
on is heat and carbon dioxide.

326
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:49,119
I am gonna generate myself
into a human trap.

327
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,205
When ijump into the bed,
you are gonna

328
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,374
cover me with
the sheet immediately.

329
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,793
And then,
we'll see who's laughing.

330
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:56,919
All right!

331
00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,463
Yeah!

332
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:00,714
Cover me!

333
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,049
Is this really necessary?

334
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,217
He knows what he's doing.

335
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,970
Let the bedbugs bite!

336
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,031
God! I feel so gross!
I have to go take a shower.

337
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,890
All right,
then I will catch you later.

338
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,142
What do we do now?

339
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,269
We wait.

340
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:16,689
Come to papa!

341
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,345
I don't know, Dwight.
I think maybe you should...

342
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,578
No, I wasn't bitten.

343
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:33,723
Okay, well, maybe it's not
warm enough in here.

344
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:34,748
It's plenty warm.

345
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,672
And I was farting continuously
under the sheet,

346
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,144
creating a kind of a
greenhouse effect. Come on.

347
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:39,712
If there were any
in here, they would

348
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:40,897
have imbedded themselves in me.

349
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,589
You know what?
Maybe they just ate.

350
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,383
No, you're good.
Clean bill of health.

351
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,135
Besides, I gotta
get back downstairs.

352
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,637
I left packer alone with
Nellie for way too long.

353
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,597
Okay, well, they're
fine, they're adults.

354
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,141
No. That's the problem.

355
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:55,769
Packer is trying to bed Nellie
for the vp. Job, unless I do it first.

356
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,573
Is that really how you
want to get this job?

357
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,023
Such a chorus girl.

358
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:02,651
Okay, Dwight? Dwight?
Dwight, Dwight, Dwight.

359
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,325
Is "crazy" gone?

360
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:30,971
They don't make these cords
in boot cut anymore!

361
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:36,977
Pathetic, huh?

362
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,689
A real man swallows his vomit
when a lady is present.

363
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,362
Hey.

364
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:51,325
Yep, one death by chocolate,
one bananas foster.

365
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:52,868
Okay, cool. Thanks.

366
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,663
I know, I'm a pig, right?

367
00:15:57,664 --> 00:15:59,458
Wait, this is why I
exercise like a fiend.

368
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,001
Feel. Seriously.

369
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,628
Okay. All right.

370
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:05,089
I'm really sorry.
I just have to say it.

371
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,590
I'm married.

372
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,467
I'm very happily married.

373
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,302
Oh, my god,
what are you thinking?

374
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,138
I mean...

375
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,558
I know that you're married,
I sat at your wife's desk.

376
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,644
How little do you think of me?

377
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:23,065
I'm sorry, I feel like
maybe I misread things.

378
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,693
Okay. Let's just
go back to watching.

379
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:30,239
Can you, without running to the
other side of the room all night?

380
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,659
Yes. I can. Uh...

381
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:36,620
All right. I'm really sorry.

382
00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:38,539
I think we'll just...
We'll just watch.

383
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,266
You can watch, not watch,
whatever you wanna do.

384
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,292
Okay. Take another
shower, I don't care.

385
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:45,003
Whoo...

386
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,339
I am so cold.

387
00:16:51,718 --> 00:16:54,138
Hey, Darryl, you okay?

388
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,681
She's got a boyfriend.

389
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:58,267
Play it cool, man.
She'll come around.

390
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,145
No, you should go for it. Mmm...

391
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,081
I mean, nothing would've
happened with me and Jim

392
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,416
if he didn't put
himself out there.

393
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:09,069
Yeah, but my friend Jim
would tell you to play it cool.

394
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:12,656
My husband would
tell you to go for it.

395
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:15,993
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

396
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,828
This is fun. A lot of fun.

397
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:20,247
I know. Can I give
you a compliment?

398
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,666
I'm really impressed
by how much you've grown.

399
00:17:22,749 --> 00:17:24,751
Since I met you,
it's like night and day.

400
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,171
Youshouminove down
here with me! Yeah?

401
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:28,755
We could be roommates. Really?

402
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,842
We could get a dog,
we could go to r-rated movies!

403
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:34,344
And who knows, I mean,
you're a guy, I'm a girl.

404
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,429
Yeah.

405
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,348
Maybe in six months,
we'll see. Six months!

406
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,851
Okay. I'm in love with Kelly.

407
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:48,609
Put your forehead near mine and
see if you can read my thoughts.

408
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,402
Okay.

409
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,198
Seven, one, one_.

410
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:58,076
Nine... no, no, no,
not numbers. No.

411
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,580
No, okay. Try again.

412
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,373
Okay.

413
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,753
I'm still getting numbers.
Seven, one, one_.

414
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:11,465
Is anyone around here thinking
the numbers seven, one, one?

415
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,218
Please stop. Okay?

416
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,220
Dwight, give me
a key card to your room.

417
00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:23,185
Meet me in seven minutes
for some one-on-one time.

418
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,478
Wait, the numbers.

419
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:32,069
There you go.
I will see you in seven...

420
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,862
Seven minutes.

421
00:18:42,829 --> 00:18:43,872
Nellie, wait.

422
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:48,752
Let me write my room
number on the card.

423
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,674
Win at all costs.
Don't respect women.

424
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:57,344
These are the tenets I was brought
up with, and they have served me well.

425
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,764
But my ancestors never worked
in corporate america.

426
00:19:00,847 --> 00:19:03,976
They were farmers,
and before that, hunters,

427
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:09,565
and before that, time travelers,
and before that, me again.

428
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,316
At least that's
how the legend goes.

429
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,528
The point is, they never had to
worry about how they got ahead.

430
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:18,323
They just had to put food on
the table and not alter the past.

431
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:22,744
1434-967, paid.

432
00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:24,413
It has been processed.

433
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,123
It has been delivered.

434
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,959
That's it, last one.

435
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,461
Andy, this has been
an amazing night. Epic.

436
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,297
Cool down fiesta
begins right now.

437
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,424
I got decaf coffee. No way.

438
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,302
I've got romy and Michele's
high school reunion.

439
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,387
Hey,

440
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:43,765
I just wanted to apologize.
I mean, that was so weird.

441
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,934
Can we just like
never talk about it again?

442
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,102
Sure. Okay, thanks.

443
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:50,105
Hey, just so you know,
me and you,

444
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:55,277
I don't think that's ridiculous.
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.

445
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,627
All right. Now I think
it's time for you to go.

446
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,504
What? Jim!

447
00:20:14,921 --> 00:20:16,524
I thought we talked about
this. You're cool, right?

448
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,008
Cathy! Go.

449
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,178
Where's the bug? Awesome!

450
00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:22,971
Stand back!

451
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,057
Stop it! Oh, my gosh!
That burns! What is that?

452
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,559
It's a compound of chemicals
I pulled off of the maid's cart.

453
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,603
Oh, my god! Dwight, there!

454
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,064
Oh, god! Stop it! Stop it!

455
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,357
Big one! Big one!

456
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,442
I think I saw it!
I think I saw it!

457
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:36,526
Stop it!

458
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,446
Nicejob, I think you got him.

459
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,324
You can't
stay here, this place is a biohazard.

460
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,618
If I were you,
I'd just bunk with Cathy.

461
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,630
Second best bananas
foster I've ever had.

462
00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:58,465
Yeah, what's the first best?

463
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:03,178
Dwight?

464
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,472
Hello? Dwight?

465
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,599
Is that Nellie? Don't!

466
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,059
Are you in there?

467
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:11,520
I can see the light
on under your door.

468
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:14,314
Hello?

469
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:16,900
Oh, look at that.

470
00:21:16,983 --> 00:21:19,986
The light went off just
as I said the light went on.

471
00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:24,825
Hello? Dwight?

472
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,122
Dwight?