1 00:00:01,543 --> 00:00:05,338 Phew! Wow. It is raining cats and dogs out there. 2 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,173 Holy moly! 3 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:10,510 Phyllis says the same 12 cliches every time it rains. 4 00:00:10,593 --> 00:00:14,514 So, I promised everyone that if she says them all by noon today, 5 00:00:14,597 --> 00:00:17,058 I will send out for hot chocolates. 6 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,560 So how was the drive in? 7 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,478 Nobody knows how to drive in the rain. 8 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:21,896 Yeah. You don't say? 9 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:25,400 You know the roads are actually the slickest in the first half hour? 10 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,946 Ithinkifs ute on, it comes to the surface. Darryl: I agree. 11 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:34,492 Ooh! The plants are gonnaloveths. Yeah. 12 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:42,000 Phyllis: I actually sleep better when it's raining. 13 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:43,251 Meredith: Tell me about it. 14 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:46,337 “Fimesmmoflup how many are left? Just one. 15 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:49,424 "This weather makes me want to stay at home, curled up with a good book." 16 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:55,054 Phyllis, this rain, does it make you want to be doing something? 17 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:56,723 What do you mean? 18 00:00:56,806 --> 00:01:00,310 You know, like, aren't some things just so nice and cozy in the rain? 19 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,979 Hey, come on. Lots of things are cozy in the rain. 20 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,691 And that's noon. Exacfly! 21 00:01:07,775 --> 00:01:09,527 Sorry about that, everybody. 22 00:01:10,778 --> 00:01:12,906 Hey, Phyllis, would you like a hot chocolate? 23 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:14,032 Ooh, I'd love one. 24 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:16,618 I'm going out to get two hot chocolates. 25 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:23,225 I mean, normally the rain would make me want to stay at home, 26 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:24,584 curled up with a good book, 27 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:27,170 but everybody's being so nice to me today. 28 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,796 I'm really happy being here. 29 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:56,908 My girlfriend's back and there's going to be trouble 30 00:01:56,991 --> 00:01:58,701 hey, ia, hey, ia, his girlfriend's back 31 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,745 hey, ia, hey, ia, my girlfriend's back 32 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,957 A month ago, I walked out of this office 33 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,792 positive I was never coming back. 34 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:08,812 I probably shouldn't have emailed everyone 35 00:02:08,836 --> 00:02:10,922 telling them exactly what I thought of them. 36 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:13,049 Hey, Erin, thank you for the nice email. 37 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:17,053 Yeah. I don't get emotional a lot, but that was... 38 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:19,909 I'm just glad to know I had an impact. 39 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:21,849 I meant every word. 40 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:26,479 In other news, Erin and Andy are back together. 41 00:02:27,146 --> 00:02:29,107 Crazy story. Yes. 42 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:32,110 I drove all the way down to Florida, she was not expecting it, 43 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:34,028 yeah. Totally swept her off her feet. Right? 44 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:35,196 How long was the drive? 45 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:36,948 It's like a day and a half each way. 46 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:40,410 But when I got there, I went right up to the house, and I was like... 47 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:43,454 Day and a half? My lumbar would be killing me. 48 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:47,333 You should get this lumbar support cushion thing my dad has. 49 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,710 What's it called? Um... 50 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,087 Not easy-rest. 51 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:53,298 That gas must've cost a pretty penny, huh? 52 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:54,621 Dwight: Well, he's got a prius. 53 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,193 How many times you fill the tank? Three, four? 54 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:58,136 What does gas cost down there? 55 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:00,305 Lumbar buddy! Lumbar buddy. 56 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:01,574 Dwight: Oh, yeah, lumbar buddy. 57 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,433 Tell you what, I'll email you the story. 58 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,101 It's a real tearjerker, though. 59 00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:06,728 80 read with caution. 60 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:08,372 Anyway, I know it's the end of the day. 61 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:09,832 We just wanted to stop by and say hi. 62 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,358 And then later on, we have a reservation at patsel's. 63 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:14,736 Miss lumbar! 64 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,196 Yeah. Hey, kev. 65 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,907 Nice sweater. Thank you! 66 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:23,077 Nellie was nice enough to give it to me. 67 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:26,664 She's sweet. I just wish there was pockets. 68 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,168 What happened to old salty? 69 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:31,753 Nellie let me bobble-ize him. 70 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:34,047 His name is now captain mutato. 71 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:36,889 I've written quite a bit of X-Men fan fiction. 72 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:39,719 Captain mutato is half-man, half-mermaid. 73 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:41,888 So he can fight crime as a man 74 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:43,598 and make love as a mermaid. 75 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:47,226 Most of my writing involves the latter. 76 00:03:52,940 --> 00:03:53,941 Okey-doke. 77 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:57,945 Nellie: Yes? 78 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:01,199 Andy: Whoa! 79 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:06,829 Well, you must be the famous Nellie Bertram I've been hearing all about. 80 00:04:06,954 --> 00:04:10,500 I am the famous Andy Bernard you have been hearing all about. 81 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,377 Oh, yes. I just want to thank you 82 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:15,380 forjumping in and minding the store 83 00:04:15,463 --> 00:04:16,839 during my temporary absence. 84 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:19,217 You are most welcome. 85 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:22,637 Anyway, now that I'm back, I would love to have my office back, 86 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,764 whenever you get a chance. No. 87 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:29,894 Obviously we'll figure out the logistics 88 00:04:29,977 --> 00:04:32,397 of moving all of this stuff out of here. 89 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:36,526 But, you know, the sooner the better. Get back to normalcy. 90 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:37,902 Mmm. No. 91 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:43,199 Thank you. 92 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:45,493 Okay. 93 00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:46,661 Wait. Uh... 94 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:49,914 When I showed up here, there was no manager. 95 00:04:49,997 --> 00:04:52,041 It's like when the Americans showed up at the moon. 96 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,418 Nobody was there. 97 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:55,002 So they planted their flag, 98 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,713 and it's their moon now, isn't it? 99 00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:00,883 Nobody likes it, but it's america's bloody moon. 100 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:04,303 Just lay him in his crib and then bicycle his legs. 101 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:05,638 And then after Jim quiets down, 102 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,162 you do the same thing with your baby. 103 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,953 But if he keeps having problems, just give me a call. 104 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,437 Oh, my gosh, thank you so much. 105 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,831 But seriously, we don't want to bother you 106 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,455 any more than we already have. That's it. 107 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:17,081 It's no bother. You guys are our friends. 108 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,026 Ravi, our amazing pediatrician, 109 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:21,279 was asking us if we knew any girls, 110 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:23,906 and I said, "I know the perfect girl." 111 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:28,911 Yeah. Because Kelly is Indian and... oh, that's it! 112 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,540 Race had nothing to do with it. 113 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:34,417 I just knew they'd be good together. 114 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:35,918 Why? 115 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,296 Pam: Kelly has been a handful in the past. 116 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:39,797 But she's had a bad influence. 117 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:42,884 She's like an addict, and I just had to get her clean. 118 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:44,843 Get lower. 119 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:47,388 Next, I'm going to set up my sister with Darryl. 120 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:48,848 Okay, we get it. 121 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:51,476 What? I think they'd be good together. Really? 122 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,648 Um, also, little tip, never shake the baby. 123 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:01,295 Sorry, just to be clear, you're saying do not shake the baby? 124 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:02,403 Don't shake the baby. 125 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:04,882 A lot of times parents get frustrated because the baby's crying, 126 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:08,868 and they shake the baby, and you got to... 127 00:06:08,951 --> 00:06:09,952 You can't do that. 128 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:11,746 Yeah. Don't shake our baby. 129 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:13,456 Okay, I'd never heard that before. 130 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:14,600 Oh, my god. So, thank you. 131 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,626 Yeah, I'm glad you said something. Me, too. 132 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,837 Kelly and I broke up, and she can do whatever she wants. 133 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:22,048 And her new boyfriend seems awesome, 134 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:23,966 if you're into Indian people. 135 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,593 I'm not. 136 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,013 And that's when I realized, 137 00:06:29,096 --> 00:06:30,973 if you're gonna put a thermometer in one end, 138 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,267 you'd better put a lollipop in the other. 139 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:36,521 Hey, I'm sorry. Is this a workplace or a Starbucks? 140 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:39,273 Because I was under the impression it was a workplace. 141 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:40,691 Maybe I'm the crazy one. 142 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,944 No. No, we're sorry. Come on, let's go, Ravi. 143 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:45,947 Also, since when do we have guests here without clearance? 144 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,448 I didn't okay this. 145 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:50,284 Hey, um... 146 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,412 What's the deal with this guy? He's really into Kelly, huh? 147 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:55,623 Yeah, they're really great together. 148 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,267 Makes me wonder if I made a mistake. 149 00:06:57,291 --> 00:07:00,503 No, no, no. Come on. I think you guys are both happier now, right? 150 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:03,005 You're single. Plenty of girls to date, right? 151 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:05,299 Yeah. 152 00:07:06,008 --> 00:07:08,553 Maybe we weren't right together, but it's weird, 153 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:12,223 I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. 154 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:14,141 Is that love? 155 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,855 That's about it, yeah. 156 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:23,276 Well, Nellie picked up the slack around here 157 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:26,237 while you were trolling the Florida beaches for tail 158 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,322 like some college student on spring break. 159 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:31,784 I had to tell Erin how I felt. 160 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,828 Andy, I appreciate your romantic quest, 161 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:36,664 and in an age before the telephone or Internet, 162 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:39,041 or written language, that would be compelling. 163 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,586 But there are five, six devices in this room alone 164 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:44,349 that would have let you tell her that without ever going to Florida. 165 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,216 We live in amazing times. 166 00:07:47,341 --> 00:07:49,385 Yeah, I know I screwed up. 167 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:53,097 But I always do whatever you ask of me, 168 00:07:53,180 --> 00:07:55,474 and this will never happen again. 169 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:58,853 And if Erin decides she's made a mistake and returns to Florida? 170 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:03,524 At least she knows how I feel, and I would not follow her. 171 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:10,323 What if she were kidnapped by a gang of Albanian human traffickers? 172 00:08:12,199 --> 00:08:13,409 Like in taken? 173 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:14,660 What? 174 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,913 Yes, of course, if she's taken. 175 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:19,123 That's what I'm talking about. By Albanians. 176 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,292 I would stay in this office. 177 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:25,046 Wow, okay. I'll remember you said that. 178 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:32,803 Nellie, 179 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:38,559 you've been terrific in your interim capacity, 180 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:41,020 but Andrew is the rightful manager, 181 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:43,898 so if you would just give him his office. 182 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:45,942 I'm sorry? 183 00:08:47,234 --> 00:08:49,904 This is what I was trying to tell you. 184 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:53,407 I'm not accustomed to people saying no to me. 185 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:56,452 Well, Bobby, get accustomed to it, 186 00:08:56,535 --> 00:09:01,916 because then it feels so good when they finally say yes. 187 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,634 You're both adults. I'm sure you can 188 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:16,389 figure this out between yourselves. 189 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:23,688 I never allow sexual desire to influence a business decision. 190 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:28,150 So, I find it best to recuse myself temporarily 191 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,860 until I've had a chance to make love, 192 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:34,699 and then go back and analyze the situation rationally. 193 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:39,495 Buffett operates the same way. 194 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,041 I want to order the zebra rug for my office, 195 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,127 but can you dye it entirely black? 196 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,839 No, I still want it to be a zebra. 197 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:52,466 Well, I'll know. 198 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,803 Because they're ridiculous creatures. 199 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,447 They don't know what they are. 200 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,890 Phyllis says j. Duffy's might be more our speed. 201 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:02,810 And if we want even the option of drawing on the placemats... 202 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,273 I got a little bit of an anger problem. 203 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,859 Got me in some trouble a couple years ago. 204 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,652 Erin: When I see him start to get mad, 205 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:15,281 I just put my hand on his arm like this. 206 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,785 It reminds me to just check out and relax. 207 00:10:21,328 --> 00:10:24,832 There's also a lullaby they used to sing to me when I was growing up. 208 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:30,296 The state of Pennsylvania is watching over you 209 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:34,717 no need for parents, the governor will do 210 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,260 it's really nice. 211 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:41,932 The general assembly's like a mom and a dad 212 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,396 Had 213 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:52,318 I got a call about a trespasser. 214 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:55,071 Yes. Right this way. 215 00:10:57,448 --> 00:11:01,952 Nellie: Because they are idiots. Big, stripy, horsey idiots. 216 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,246 What you don't... hey! 217 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,791 Hank, please remove Nellie from my office. 218 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,185 Hank, thank god you're here. 219 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,544 This psychopath keeps barging into my office. 220 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,546 It's my office. 221 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,634 Well, she's sitting there like a manager. 222 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,470 And you're standing up here like me. 223 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,724 But maybe it's a little more complicated than that. 224 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,857 I'm going to count down from five, 225 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,984 and if you're not out of my office, 226 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,779 I'm going to dock your pay $100. 227 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,240 Five, four... 228 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,699 You can't dock my pay. 229 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,493 I am your boss. 230 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,495 Three, two, one. 231 00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:46,789 Congratulations, you just lost $100. 232 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,124 Really? 233 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:53,379 Angela, dock Andy's pay $100! 234 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:54,880 On it! 235 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:59,593 Great! Five, four, three, two, one. 236 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:04,765 Angela, please dock Nellie's pay $100. 237 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,564 Is she responding? Hmm... 238 00:12:12,439 --> 00:12:14,608 Angela? Do you want to go again? 239 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,610 Angela! Let's go again. 240 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,446 Five, four, three, two, one. 241 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:22,658 Oh, she's counting again. Look out. 242 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:26,078 Angela, $200! Angela: Got it! 243 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,289 Seriously, Angela? 244 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:33,586 I know what, let's go $10,000. 245 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,463 Five, four... you're just saying numbers. 246 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,340 It's meaningless. Three... 247 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:42,887 It's literally like... Two, one... 248 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,477 I have to pee. 249 00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,987 There you go. 250 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,657 Hey, we're going to have a nice hot date. 251 00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,264 Dwight: What are you guys talking about? 252 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,207 Charlie Rose. I don't know who that is. 253 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,291 Andy: Guys. He has... 254 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:13,918 Guys, come here. 255 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,172 What are you... come on! 256 00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,635 Where are we going? 257 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,346 Okay. Do you guys want... 258 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,348 Andy, you should not stand there. 259 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:30,017 The warehouse guys pee there all the time. 260 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:37,066 Okay. Do you guys want to be part of something huge? 261 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,151 I'm already a member of the largest club there is. 262 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,569 Non-churchgoing christians. 263 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,865 You remember in the movie Rudy, 264 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,826 when the player comes into the coach's office 265 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,828 and he throws his Jersey down, and he's like, 266 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,372 "I'm not playing without Rudy." 267 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:53,832 And the coach is like, "one guy. No big deal." 268 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,543 But then every player comes in, one by one, 269 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,922 and they all throw theirjerseys down for Rudy. Remember that? 270 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,049 Yeah, I remember that. 271 00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,677 So, how amazing would it be 272 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,805 if you guys all did that for me 273 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:11,475 with your own brand new dunder Mifflin jerseys? 274 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,435 Hey, guys. 275 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,028 Gross. Gross, gross. 276 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,405 You don't need to go. 277 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,591 I found these the other day while I was journaling, 278 00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,117 and they reminded me of you. 279 00:14:29,576 --> 00:14:31,054 Kelly: Those are from our weekend at the time-share. 280 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,913 Yeah, the fractional ownership property. 281 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,531 We took this one right before we got in that huge fight. 282 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,979 God, I don't even remember what that fight was about. 283 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,063 You were being really bratty about 284 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,231 where we would go out to dinner, 285 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:45,634 but all I remember is how pretty you looked taking those pictures of me. 286 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,471 Anyway, if you want to order prints of your own, 287 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,015 I can send you the link. 288 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,808 Yeah, that'd be cool. Thanks. 289 00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:53,976 I'd like that. 290 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:57,021 You were so annoyed that I was taking that picture. 291 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,981 Someone's into my abs. 292 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:04,611 Sorry. 293 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,633 You have doubles of this one, I could probably just take one. 294 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:09,867 I really want both. 295 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,620 I am seeing a side of Ryan that I have never seen 296 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,372 since the last time we were broken up. 297 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:18,125 I am in love with Kelly kapoor. 298 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:21,211 And I don't know how I'm going to feel tomorrow or the next day 299 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:26,008 or the day after that, but I do know that right here, right now, 300 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:29,970 all I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her. 301 00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:33,474 Again, that could change. 302 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:39,146 Hey. So, last night was so not a big deal. 303 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,773 Oh, yeah, I was just tired. 304 00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,024 Yeah. We both were. 305 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,860 Plus I was definitely not my normal sexy self. 306 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:48,864 No. Are you kidding? You were so sexy. 307 00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:52,493 Just the thought of you last night, like, crazy turns me on. 308 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,997 It just didn't last night. But you were so dang doable. 309 00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,516 Even though we didn't do it. 310 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:02,211 Well, it's not like we can't do it again when... whenever you're ready. 311 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:06,673 Uh, yeah. We are sexing it up tonight. I don't care what you say. 312 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:09,510 No. It will be consensual. 313 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,678 Whether you like it or not. 314 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,973 Sounds good. I'm gonna do you. 315 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,600 Not if I do you first. Oh. 316 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,522 But really, it's not a big deal. 317 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:29,488 Yeah. I know it's not a big deal. 318 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:36,662 Oh, hey, instead of lunch, do you feel like going shopping? 319 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,706 Are you serious? Yes. 320 00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:43,335 That would be... I can't... Can you believe this? 321 00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:45,170 Nope. Hey, canyou beheveit? 322 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:47,881 Pam: Hmm. 323 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,176 Oh, do you want that dress in every size and every color? 324 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,636 Yeah, it's free returns. 325 00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,231 I saw you were getting along with Ryan again. 326 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,227 He's so sweet. He pointed to my latte and he said, 327 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,729 "Kelly, that would be the color of our children." 328 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,774 God. Yeah, he's so great. 329 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,404 Remember how it felt when he cheated on you, though? 330 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:11,822 Which time? 331 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:18,745 I am not going to let Kelly throw her life away on Ryan. 332 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:23,125 And it has nothing to do with access to my pediatrician. 333 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,586 Why you would even ask, or were going to ask. 334 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,046 Because I feel like that question was coming. 335 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,507 But, you know, whatever. Ask me anything. 336 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,718 Yes? When you lost the managerjob... 337 00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:36,305 Did it affect you outside of the office? 338 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,598 How? 339 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,559 I don't know what the technical term is. 340 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:45,689 Penial softy-osus. 341 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,944 Erin, I am so glad that you trusted me. 342 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,947 You came to the exact right person for this. 343 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:57,409 No, I have never once experienced anything remotely like that. 344 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,620 Ever, ever. Never! 345 00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,125 Okay? Okay. 346 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,961 Washington monument! Okay. 347 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,257 Eiffel Tower! Okay. 348 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,052 Colossus at rhodes! 349 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:19,389 Hey! I hear you've been badmouthing me to Kelly. 350 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,893 All I did was remind her that you used to treat her badly. 351 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:26,396 Well, that's your opinion and it's her opinion, but it's not my opinion. 352 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,858 If you have something bad to say to me, Pam, say it to my face. 353 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,777 Fair enough. Um... 354 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,615 I don't think you're a very good person. 355 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,952 And forgive me, but I feel like I've said this to you before. 356 00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,119 I don't like you very much. 357 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:45,082 Well, a lot of people would say that I'm a better match for Kelly than Ravi is. 358 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:49,336 Come on, Ryan, really? Ravi's way better. 359 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,964 Yeah. For Kelly? 360 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:55,926 Man, you're insane right now. Ravi's the whole package. 361 00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,262 I've never met Ravi, personally, 362 00:18:58,345 --> 00:18:59,888 but I'm going to go ahead and say 363 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,641 just having known you a short while, Brian, 364 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:07,020 that I prefer Ravi, and again, I've never even met the guy. 365 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:10,148 Kelly, look around. Nobody believes in us. 366 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,525 Nobody. 367 00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:14,695 Ryan, just stop making a scene in front of all my friends. 368 00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:18,031 Kelly, I wrote you the most amazing love poem. 369 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:22,536 But I can't even read it. My heart couldn't handle it. 370 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,705 Oh, come on... oh, no, no, no, read it, please. 371 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,415 I love amazing poetry. 372 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,458 No, it would cause me too much pain. 373 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,835 Read through the pain. Be strong. 374 00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,795 This poem would crush you. 375 00:19:31,878 --> 00:19:34,965 God, Ryan, go away! She found herself a beautiful boyfriend. 376 00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:37,926 Yeah, man, he's absolutely gorgeous. 377 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,303 Please leave her alone. 378 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:42,264 You see, Kelly? Our love scares them. 379 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,058 It screws up their cookie cutter world! 380 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,608 Do you guys think he's right, though? 381 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,820 Do we live in a cookie cutter's world? 382 00:19:56,903 --> 00:19:59,656 Absolutely, but it's not the point. God. 383 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:04,745 One of Toby's eyes is getting smaller. So there's that. 384 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:09,124 Gabe bragged about having an extra ticket to the air show this weekend 385 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:12,836 and Meredith said she was interested, and then Gabe said immediately 386 00:20:12,919 --> 00:20:15,213 that his friend might be taking the ticket, 387 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,841 so I'll keep you posted on that. 388 00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,677 Every day, I brief Nellie on what's going on in the office. 389 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:21,845 Most of it's irrelevant. 390 00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:24,431 But a good informer doesn't judge what's worth passing on. 391 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,600 Oh, and Andy lost his masculinity, 392 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:27,851 so congratulations on that. 393 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,186 What do you mean? 394 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,913 Erin made it clear to me that he was unable 395 00:20:30,937 --> 00:20:32,356 to perform sexually last night. 396 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,542 By contrast, I went to sleep with an erection so large 397 00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,286 it was like I was wearing no blanket at all. 398 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:40,447 I knew you'd win, but you just demolished him! 399 00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:42,699 I'm little bit jealous, actually. 400 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,951 Reduced him to a mere ant! 401 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:48,705 I just wanted to take the man's job, not his manhood. 402 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:51,416 Are we good? Everybody got a Jersey? 403 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:54,544 I still think it's weird that we're just doing Rudy. 404 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,339 Like, not a spin on it, we're just doing it. 405 00:20:57,422 --> 00:21:00,133 What about the dead poets society? Much better movie. 406 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,969 What? Get your movie rankings right, dude. 407 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,773 Why can't we just do whatever movie we want? 408 00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,166 'Cause I was gonna do a Spartacus. 409 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,599 Oh, I wanna do a Spartacus. 410 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:08,850 I am Spartacus! 411 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,394 No, I am Spartacus! 412 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:14,106 Hey, guys, we're doing Rudy, okay? So get ready. 413 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:17,067 Okay, I would like to invite everyone into the conference room. 414 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,236 Sure. But first, there is something... 415 00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,238 No, that's not important. Conference room, now. 416 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,824 Andy: You can't calla meeting, so... 417 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,910 But I would like to have a meeting 418 00:21:26,993 --> 00:21:28,221 in the conference room right now, 419 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,789 so come on, guys, let's get in the conference room. 420 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,165 Thank you. Good! 421 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,334 Thank you for coming to my meeting. 422 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:35,419 Appreciate it. 423 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,964 Nellie: Okay, if you would like to take a seat, we can get started. 424 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,341 Can't do it because I got to run a meeting, so... 425 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:45,512 Wanted to talk to all of you guys about importance 426 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:52,686 and know that each and every one of you is vitally important. 427 00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:57,107 Andrew, not everyone here is important. And the word is "impotence." 428 00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:00,694 Which is important in its own way, 429 00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:02,457 so if you'd just like to take a seat, Andy. 430 00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,948 Take a man's job, but leave him his balls. 431 00:22:05,031 --> 00:22:07,367 Margaret Thatcher said that, probably. 432 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,870 Don't know. Don't read. Didn't see the movie. 433 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,789 So, Nellie wanted to have a meeting on impotence. 434 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:15,143 I told her she would have to run it, as impotence is a concept 435 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,043 as foreign to me as baba ghanoush. 436 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,630 Something to do with eggplant. 437 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:22,966 That's all I know. 438 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:27,679 This meeting is not about any one person in particular. 439 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,515 Iusahumanpmbbm. Its not just ahumanpmbbm. 440 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,809 Flounders frequently experience impotence, 441 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,693 especially when converting from male to female 442 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,646 and then back again to male. Robert: Really? 443 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:40,442 Nellie, does the "person" affected by this want us to help her 444 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:41,818 in any way in particular? 445 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:42,944 Oh! Oh! 446 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,696 It's not me. No, no! 447 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,157 I've never had any problem in that arena. 448 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,868 And I have been with several older men. 449 00:22:50,076 --> 00:22:51,076 How old? How old? 450 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,454 Jinx, buy me some coke. 451 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,414 Dwight told me about it earlier. 452 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,082 Dwight? 453 00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:57,959 You promised. 454 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,795 Dwight couldn't get it up for Nellie? 455 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:02,172 No, no, no, no, no, it's not me. 456 00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:04,841 I'm going to prove it right here and now. 457 00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:08,178 What are you doing? Stop that, Dwight! 458 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,096 Stop that, stop it! 459 00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:15,268 Fine, it was me. I couldn't... I had a problem with Erin last night. 460 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:16,520 Happy? 461 00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:20,857 I had a lot on my mind last night, and I didn't perform. 462 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,819 Okay, it happens to plenty of guys. 463 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:29,241 It's usually not followed by a giant workplace discussion and an interview. 464 00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:36,498 Every guy in this room has been touched by this affliction. Tuna? 465 00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:38,124 D-Dog! 466 00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:44,339 I have other issues. 467 00:23:44,422 --> 00:23:47,467 I'm terrible at math, overweight. 468 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:51,847 You're in great shape. A lot better shape than I am, tell you what. 469 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:55,642 It seems Andy is the only one with this problem. 470 00:23:55,725 --> 00:23:57,185 Fasdnafing. Fasdnafing. 471 00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:00,313 I don't really see what the problem is. Erin doesn't even like sex. 472 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:02,983 Remember? You said it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton. 473 00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:06,570 Chumbo, come on, help me out. Any problems with little chumbo? 474 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:07,988 Tip top shape! 475 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,324 Stanley. No. Mmm-mmm. 476 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,743 Creed, you are 1,000 years old. 477 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,580 Haven't heard any complaints. Wouldn't care if I did. 478 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,164 Okay, so... actually, Andy, 479 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,084 I think maybe we've experienced it. 480 00:24:21,167 --> 00:24:22,168 What happened? 481 00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:25,422 A couple of times. A couple of times? 482 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:28,133 Jim, maybe you could tell us about one of those times. 483 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:29,856 Yeah. Get it out there. Dwight: Yeah, Jim. 484 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,220 I don't... 485 00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:37,392 Uh, yes, that time that it was very late. 486 00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:42,814 We had had sex so many times already, I was exhausted. 487 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:44,859 Okay, stop. I could barely see. I was very drunk. 488 00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:46,526 If it makes you feel any better, 489 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:49,446 I never had an orgasm until I was 42. 490 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:53,325 And then when I did, it lasted until I was 44. 491 00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:55,744 Forty-three was just... 492 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,788 I got nothing done. 493 00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:02,125 I've read, and I don't know anything about this personally, 494 00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:04,377 but they say prostate stimulation can help. 495 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:05,462 Ugh. 496 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:07,505 This is just a this American life I think I heard. 497 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,966 No, that's absolutely the case. I know, right? 498 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:13,929 You know my rectal electro-ejaculator is rated for bovine use only, 499 00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:15,132 but I could let you rent it. 500 00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:19,684 Andy, why don't you tell us about the best erection of your life? 501 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:24,064 Or does anyone else have any remarkable erections they'd like to share? 502 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,374 Wow. Oh! What are we talking about? 503 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:27,317 Toby, doesn't hr have some rules 504 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,000 against talking about this kind of stuff? 505 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:32,530 Erin, hr is a joke. I can't do anything about anything. 506 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:36,618 The most important thing to remember is do not stress about this. 507 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,079 Stress just makes it worse 508 00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:42,457 and then you stress more, and that's a vicious spiral. 509 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,543 I almost didn't come in today. 510 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:48,880 Dad, don't think of it as a demotion, 511 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:51,466 just think of it as a promotion to a lower level. 512 00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:54,219 I don't think you have to tell your friends anything. 513 00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:55,637 It hasn't been decided yet. 514 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,556 Erin, on the phone memos, you're writing the date American style. 515 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,851 Month, day, year. I prefer it day, month, year. 516 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,269 Small, bigger, biggest! 517 00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:04,354 Ohl 518 00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:06,481 sexual innuendo not intentional. 519 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:09,776 Shut up. Shut up, liar! 520 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:14,114 "Sexual innuendo not intentional!" 521 00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:17,450 I am sick of your dumb opinions 522 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:21,663 and if you don't like the way that I take phone messages, here! 523 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,498 Take them yourself! 524 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:29,212 Our sex life is none of anyone's business! 525 00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:32,799 And Andy is the manager! Not Nellie! 526 00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:36,094 Stop protecting me! I'm a man! I can protect myself! 527 00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:37,737 This is misdirected anger and I'm sorry! 528 00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:38,948 I don't mean to lash out at you! 529 00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:41,224 There's a lot coming up right now all at once! 530 00:26:41,307 --> 00:26:43,309 Dad, go to hell! I'm taller than you! 531 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,270 Okay, just calm down. 532 00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:48,440 You are not the manager. I earned that job! 533 00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:51,234 I was personally chosen after Robert was chosen and quit! 534 00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:53,194 Andy, why don't you just take a seat? 535 00:26:53,319 --> 00:26:55,113 Why don't you take a seat, idiot? 536 00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:58,658 Why don't you take all your stupid memos? 537 00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:01,911 And your stupid pens and your dumb caramels! 538 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:04,372 And your stupid face! 539 00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:07,042 And your stupid office! 540 00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:08,918 Ah! Ow. 541 00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:15,050 He does not like that wall. 542 00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:21,765 Maybe we'll get sent to anger management together. 543 00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:27,020 That would actually be cool. I'd love for you to meet some of the guys. 544 00:27:31,649 --> 00:27:33,860 Andy, Erin, you can join us now. 545 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:49,876 What do you like about Ryan? 546 00:27:50,293 --> 00:27:53,588 Ryan keeps up with all the latest technology trends. 547 00:27:53,671 --> 00:27:56,549 And he's very honest with me about when I put on weight. 548 00:27:57,717 --> 00:28:00,428 And he has the soul and the body of a poet. 549 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,721 Mmm. 550 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:02,889 Ravi's hotter. 551 00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:05,517 I mean, I'm a straight man, and looks are subjective, 552 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,435 but there's no question about it. 553 00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:09,020 Yeah, but I'm just worried 554 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:10,289 that I'm only attracted to Ravi 555 00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:13,313 because he looks exactly like this Calvin klein model that I'm attracted to. 556 00:28:13,399 --> 00:28:14,651 Who cares? That's fine. 557 00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:17,237 When I was your age, I had to choose between a Ryan and a Ravi, 558 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,696 and I chose the Ryan. 559 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:22,075 And if! Hadn't, I wouldn't have my kids. 560 00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:25,078 You'd still have kids. 561 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,540 Better kids. You've got to go with Ravi. 562 00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:32,752 Here's my advice. Figure out what your heart wants. 563 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:35,755 And if it's not Ravi, change it. To Ravi. 564 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:43,805 I don't understand why this is a dilemma for you. 565 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,724 He has, like, thisje ne sais quoi. 566 00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:49,435 He taught me that. 567 00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:54,232 Ravi makes me incredibly happy. 568 00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:56,860 And Ryan puts me through so much drama. 569 00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:58,236 So I guess I just have to decide 570 00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,947 which of those is more important to me. 571 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:05,034 Andy, we're going to go with Nellie as manager 572 00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:07,120 and put you back on the sales team. 573 00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:11,791 I promise you, in time, we'll all laugh about this incident. 574 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:14,335 I already think it's kind of funny. 575 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:24,846 Excuse me? 576 00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:27,182 I'm saying no. 577 00:29:28,641 --> 00:29:30,476 Well, you can't say no. 578 00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:38,193 Pam: Oh. Boo! 579 00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:39,527 Phyllis: Holy crap! 580 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:43,448 Boo! Boo! Boo to you. Pam, you are toxic. You are toxic. 581 00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:47,660 Kelly, I have a few things to say to you, but please don't interrupt. 582 00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:50,306 I wasn't going to interrupt. Yeah, but you do a lot, so just don't. 583 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:52,916 Thank you. I know that I haven't always treated you 584 00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:54,959 the way that you, for whatever reason, 585 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:57,295 feel you deserve to be treated. 586 00:29:57,503 --> 00:29:59,172 But I want to marry you, Kelly kapoor. 587 00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:03,426 Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but some day. 588 00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:04,928 And probably! 589 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,597 Barf! Oh! You suck! 590 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,098 What is your problem? 591 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,559 Hey, can we turn this back around quickly please? 592 00:30:11,684 --> 00:30:13,913 Can we turn this around quickly? This is very important to me. 593 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:16,105 Turn around. Turn around. 594 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:18,441 Can we turn this Thing around, please? Thank you. 595 00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:20,360 She don't want to turn around. Thank you. 596 00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:24,906 Kelly, I can't promise you that we'll always stay together, 597 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:28,117 I can't promise you that I'll never cheat on you. Nor should I. 598 00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:30,954 Modern marriages aren't built that way. Men aren't built that way. 599 00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:33,015 There's a very interesting article I can email to you. 600 00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:35,667 But I can tell you this, even if the odds are 50-50 601 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,627 that we'll break up within the week, 602 00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:39,837 I want to roll those dice. 603 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,715 Iloveyou, kehy Ryan. 604 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:44,079 Will you roll those dice with me? 605 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:47,053 You mean so much to me. 606 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:51,057 But I love Ravi and I choose him. No, you don't. 607 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,141 I do. No, you don't. 608 00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:54,102 I hope we can still be friends. 609 00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:59,232 Can I have a hug? 610 00:31:06,572 --> 00:31:08,449 Angela: Oh. Ew! 611 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:11,369 Well, it's good to see Kelly is maturing. 612 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,329 Angela: Oh, god! 613 00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:18,334 Look, Andrew, we can discuss the specifics of the job. 614 00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:22,213 It's the apology. I really have to insist. 615 00:31:22,338 --> 00:31:24,257 Stop saying "no." No. 616 00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:28,761 Andrew, if you say "no" one more time, you're fired. 617 00:31:29,929 --> 00:31:33,349 So, is there anything else you want to say? 618 00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:38,289 I can't describe it. I just, for the first time in a long time, 619 00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:39,856 I actually feel in control. 620 00:31:40,773 --> 00:31:43,568 I feel alive. 621 00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:45,570 Here. 622 00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:46,654 I got it. 623 00:31:46,904 --> 00:31:49,991 But you hurt your hand. Igoth. 624 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,827 Right now? Yes. 625 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,595 You're not the least bit curious 626 00:32:10,678 --> 00:32:13,514 to hear a poem straight from Ryan's soul? 627 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:14,682 Not at all. Can we go? 628 00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:17,435 "Kapoor and ka-desperate, he watches." 629 00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:20,146 Second line! "He is a drifter out to sea." 630 00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:24,650 "And when the Indian ocean calms, one speck of white remains 631 00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:27,820 "in waters cold and Kelly green." 632 00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:29,739 It's just so dumb. 633 00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:36,037 But when he describes himself as a child lost on a life raft... 634 00:32:38,998 --> 00:32:40,750 Ryan can never know.