1
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We've got to clear out
this cabinet, people.

2
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A lot of these
are dead accounts.

3
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Scranton mimeograph corp?

4
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I don't think we're doing
business with them any time soon.

5
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That's odd.

6
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A letter from Robert dunder.

7
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"A valuable artifact has come
into my possession.

8
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"I have hidden it
until such time as a person

9
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"of strong intellect
may safely recover it.

10
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"This golden chalice
is of immeasurable

11
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"historical and
religious significance."

12
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The holy grail.

13
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Did you send Dwight on
a quest for the holy grail?

14
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I think I'm a little too
busy these days to send...

15
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Oh, my god, I did send Dwight on
a quest for the holy grail. (Laughs)

16
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The dunder code!

17
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I completely forgot
about that prank.

18
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That had to be, like,
six or seven years ago.

19
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Stayed late every
night for a month.

20
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Had a lot more
free time back then.

21
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I don't get it. Ah-ha!

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A light bulb.

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A light bulb? A light bulb!

24
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Okay, okay.

25
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Invisible ink.

26
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Whoa.

27
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(Reading)

28
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The ceiling above
accounting! Angela: Dwight!

29
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Down, Dwight! Dwight!

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Jim: Man, I wish I was there to
see his face when he gets to the end

31
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and finds the fake grail?

32
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No grail? You don't remember?

33
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I don't.

34
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Annex. It must open
something in the annex.

35
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Oh.

36
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(Reading)

37
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"Seat of entrance."

38
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(Grunts)

39
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(Woman gasps)

40
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What?

41
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That's a flush.

42
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All: The warehouse!

43
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There's nothing down here.
Jim: Oh.

44
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I expected more
from young Halpert.

45
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This just...
Forget it, forget it.

46
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So, how are we getting on with
our grand social media initiative?

47
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Well, we created a fake profile

48
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for a really cool guy named
Derek mcblack. Wow.

49
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It's just Pete in
sunglasses. Oh. (Laughs)

50
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And then we had him
like dunder Mifflin.

51
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Then we created a bunch
of fake friends for Derek,

52
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and we had all of
them like Derek's likes.

53
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So far we're only popular
with imaginary people,

54
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but we think this is the
start of something big.

55
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You two are geniuses.

56
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And I am a genius for
putting you two together.

57
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Well, all right.

58
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Pete and I work well together.

59
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Not that there's anything
special about Pete.

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It could be any guy. Or girl.

61
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Not that I'm into girls.
(Laughs)

62
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Not that I'm into Pete. Ah!
What was the question?

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(Mumbling)

64
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Hey. Hey, Jim.

65
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Peter rowley at bridgeport
capital requested a meeting at lunch.

66
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Okay.

67
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Can we keep it on
the early side, though?

68
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I've got that thing
in Scranton later.

69
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Oh, sure. No problem.

70
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Cece's ballet recital
is today! I cannot wait!

71
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I've been working
with her on her move.

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It's called
the Cece spin and kiss.

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Do you want to see it?
It's kind of like this.

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It's pretty cute, right?

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(Scoffs) "Athlead."

76
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Please. They're too lazy
to call it athletes lead?

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(Scoffs) Jim should just call
it stumpany for stupid company.

78
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There's nothing stupid
about working for yourself,

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hanging out with pro athletes,

80
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getting free tickets to the
games. That's why I'm doing it.

81
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You're working
for stumpany, too?

82
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Yeah. Just weekends for now,
but pretty soon I'm switching over.

83
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What? Yup.

84
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Hey, Halpert,
what's the big idea?

85
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First you jump ship, now you're
stealing Darryl, too? When will it end?

86
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Well, take your worst fear
and multiply it by infinity.

87
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You won't stop until
you've poached us all. Yeah.

88
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Even you. No!

89
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I'll be damned if I'm
going to let us lose me.

90
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Bye, Dwight.

91
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How are you? Good to see you.
Thank you.

92
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Hey, Angela, did you hear about the
Irish-American cultural center mural?

93
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Ooh, I haven't heard it!

94
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So, what about the Irish-American
cultural center mural?

95
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Potato? Oh, no.
Kevin, it's not a joke.

96
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Angela's husband put me up
for a... um. Just never mind.

97
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I have no information.
But I'm sure

98
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as soon as they
know they'll call you.

99
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Senator lipton
helped me submit my design

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for a new mural on
a building downtown.

101
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Now I'm just waiting to hear
from the selection committee.

102
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But, you know,
let's be realistic,

103
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there are a ton of great artists in
Scranton with way more experience.

104
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I mean, who are
they going to go with,

105
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some nobody like me, or a
big name like Tracy fleeb?

106
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Well, I'm heading out
to Cece's dance recital.

107
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Hey, Cece! Daddy's going
to have dinner with us tonight,

108
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after he comes to your
recital. Are you excited?

109
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Yeah!

110
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Let's call him!

111
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Hey. I was just
about to call you.

112
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Hey, hon! Are you close?

113
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I am still in Philly, actually.

114
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What? It's insane.

115
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This huge
investor got cold feet,

116
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so I'm stuck here trying
to keep him on board.

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Hon! I wish you would
have told me an hour ago

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when you knew you
weren't going to make it.

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Pam, I couldn't get out! I barely
made it out just to make this phone call.

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I want daddy!

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You're going to do great.

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And you know what? Mommy's going
to record it, so we'll watch it together.

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Do you mind doing that, Pam?

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Of course.

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Okay, are you sure you know
how to do video on the phone?

126
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Yes, Jim, I think I know how to
point a rectangle at something.

127
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Okay, okay. Just sometimes
you're not the best with the phone.

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I know how to operate my phone,
okay? Listen, we're getting close.

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We will talk to you later.
Say bye, daddy!

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Bye, daddy. Bye.

131
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Yeah, see? You've still
got to press end, Pam.

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Press end.

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Oh, check it out,
this is our first real like!

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Oh, my god!

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Alan olifson from north Dakota.

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He also likes hammermill
and Georgia pacific.

137
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Yeah. Wow, that
guy's really into paper.

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Well done, you two.

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We did it!

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Yes! Youth task force forever!

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Bap, bap, bap.

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And then... oh, wait.
No, you go...

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Did I... is that you? No, you
go first, and then it's a left.

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No, you go... okay,
all right. No, I didn't...

145
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All right, okay, start over.

146
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You always mess
thatpartup. Oh, no, no, no.

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Oh, god! Andy has just
started to be nice to me

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and now I've sent his girlfriend

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into the arms of a younger man!

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And I cc'ed him
on every incriminating memo.

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"Pete and Erin, don't hold back.

152
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"Our social media
presence should be

153
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"hot, hot, hot.
Go at it vigorously."

154
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I did everything but
unzip their pants for them.

155
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Oh, god, Nellie!

156
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Hey, everybody, uh, a
coffee order is going around.

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On me! Just sign your
name below. Hmm.

158
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You're welcome.

159
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Wait, this says "dunder
Mifflin loyalty pledge."

160
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This? Oh, what?

161
00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,428
Double mocha latte, please?
You got it.

162
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Just sign your name below.
Whatever you want.

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Loyalty pledge?

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Come on, Dwight.
Stop overreacting.

165
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I'm getting all
my work done here.

166
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No customers have
complained, nobody even knows.

167
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Yeah, we'll see about that.

168
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Bust out your complaint files.

169
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I need everything
you've got on Darryl since

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he started working for Jim
in the last few weeks.

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Break it down by keyword, okay?

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Infuriating, irresponsible...

173
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They've got us set
up with windows 95,

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so you're kind of dreaming here.

175
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Okay, I'm going to
need you to print it out.

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(Printer whirring)

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(Printing loudly)

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Customer onalty. What is it?

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Can you hold it in your hand?

180
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Can you nudge it with your finger?
Can you dump it on a woman?

181
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No! Why? Because it's an idea.
But what does it mean?

182
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Oh, it's when you
get a free sandwich

183
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after you've already
eaten 10 sandwiches.

184
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Not even close. (Clears throat)

185
00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:17,748
Mr. Romanko has been
a client for 20 years.

186
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He came in today in a rage.

187
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Why? Because of Darryl,

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because Darryl was
focusing on outside projects

189
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and needs to remember
his first priority, the client.

190
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I wouldn't say a rage.

191
00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,515
Mr. Romanko, we were a day
late on one of your deliveries,

192
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but two of our trucks
were down for repairs.

193
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It's very unlikely
it will happen again.

194
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Thank you, thank you.

195
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No, you're not
going anywhere, okay?

196
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You are angry and we
are going to hear you out!

197
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All right? Because business
is about relationships,

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and the key to
relationships is what, Darryl?

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Alt. Loy y loyalty.

200
00:08:54,118 --> 00:08:55,869
"Loyalty" is exactly right!

201
00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:58,831
Dwight: Thank you.
Yes, I mean, it is everything.

202
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:03,168
Let's all ask ourselves, have we
been faithful in our relationships?

203
00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,045
Mmm. That's none of
your damn business.

204
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,882
Darryl is
"dating" dunder Mifflin.

205
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,177
Darryl is dating val. Still.

206
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:17,891
But he's flirting with
Jim's company on the side.

207
00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:21,603
And we all know what
flirting can lead to.

208
00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:24,064
I'm sorry, do I still
need to be here? Yes.

209
00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:28,402
I'm still having a bit of trouble
understanding the importance of loyalty.

210
00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:31,238
So, let's use an example.
Take Erin.

211
00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:35,284
Erin's boyfriend, Andy,
is away across the ocean.

212
00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:36,493
Kevin: Yeah.

213
00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:41,165
So is it all right for her to
flirt with creed, for example?

214
00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,708
Let's try it out.

215
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:46,044
No, let's not say creed.
Let's say Mr. X.

216
00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:49,173
Well, I think itwould be immoral
for Erin to cheat on Andy.

217
00:09:49,465 --> 00:09:51,258
Oh, I'm sorry,
didn't you cheat on Andy?

218
00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,302
Yes, and he didn't like it.

219
00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:56,346
Does Mr. X know that
Erin has a boyfriend,

220
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,433
or did Erin keep
that from Mr. X?

221
00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:02,436
Okay, this is
really hard to follow.

222
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,773
Can we just say Pete, 'cause
that's the guy that Erin's flirting with?

223
00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,191
(Clears throat)

224
00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:13,614
Ladies and gentlemen,
the little ladybug ballerinas!

225
00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,574
(All applauding)

226
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,868
(Tune playing)

227
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,956
Plié. One, two, three!

228
00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:24,583
(Cell phone ringing)

229
00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:27,628
Really? I'm sorry. Sorry.

230
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:33,050
Hello? Yes, this is Pam Halpert.

231
00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:36,053
I got the mural! Oh,
my god! (Shushing)

232
00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:40,224
Um, I'm sorry, I have to go.
My daughter is a ladybug.

233
00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:43,936
I know that doesn't make any
sense. Um, thank you, thank you!

234
00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,480
You're very rude.
Yes. Very rude.

235
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,440
(Shushing) Kids are dancing!

236
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,113
Thank you so much for coming!

237
00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:56,782
Darryl and I will
be here to serve you

238
00:10:56,907 --> 00:11:01,370
(elevator dings) For years
and years and years and years.

239
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:02,663
(Laughs)

240
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:06,083
So, should we go call Jim and
go tell him to go screw himself?

241
00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:10,045
Dwight, look. I'm sorry you're
having a hard time with this, okay?

242
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,256
Athlead is my future.

243
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,341
No disrespect to dunder Mifflin,

244
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,301
but if I can have fun
at work, I want that.

245
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:19,038
It can't be more fun than
selling paper and paper products.

246
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,265
Itcan. Are you
pretending to be crazy?

247
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,310
Well, Andy's cute,
but he's too vanilla.

248
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,688
Whereas Pete,
he's just one sick dude.

249
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,857
I mean, you know this
guy likes to get weird.

250
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,709
I'm just going to
say this one more time,

251
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,652
Pete and I
haven't done anything.

252
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:34,987
It's true! Yeah, right.

253
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,865
With slamming bods like that?
They ain't playing checkers.

254
00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:41,493
People, it's 2013. Erin is a
strong, independent woman.

255
00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,620
Who says she has to
end up with any man?

256
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,793
Okay, can everyone
please stop speaking for me?

257
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,754
Andy is my boyfriend,
Pete and I are just friends.

258
00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:54,358
And that is the end of it!
Right, Pete?

259
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:55,507
That is correct.

260
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:58,635
Come on, guys. Where
is this even coming from?

261
00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:01,972
Your feelings for Erin?
Probably your heart.

262
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,266
And a little bit your penis.
(All groan)

263
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,143
Kevin, really?

264
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,400
Nellie, you have to shut down
youth task force.

265
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:11,648
I'm not sure if you need to
start a new task force to do that,

266
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,317
but please just do
whatever it takes.

267
00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:17,779
I suppose that will
be all right. Yeah.

268
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:20,866
Most relationships
eventually die on their own.

269
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:24,453
But sometimes they just
need a little pillow over the face.

270
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:28,415
You're welcome, Andy. And
you're welcome, my own ass.

271
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,669
Listen, I appreciate
you taking the time with me.

272
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,505
Peter, please, we completely
understand your concerns here.

273
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:38,008
Let us just show you
the latest projections. Jim?

274
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,676
Wade actually has those,
on the road,

275
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,195
but he's going to be
calling in with those

276
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,388
numbers any second.
So just hold on one...

277
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,724
Actually... (Cell phone buzzing)

278
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,225
Ah, nope.

279
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,394
That is my wife.

280
00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:51,271
Again, he'll be
calling in any second.

281
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,899
Hey, give me a call back
when you get a chance.

282
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:57,152
Cece did great and I
want to tell you something.

283
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,529
Hey, boss, you've got
to jump on a delivery.

284
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,115
I don't do that anymore.
That's what they told me.

285
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,455
All right,
let's get this over with.

286
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:10,207
You looking for fun?

287
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,667
It just found you!

288
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,002
Whoo! (Laughing)

289
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,295
(Engine starts)

290
00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:18,048
Here we go! Yeah!

291
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:23,053
Yes, we will be delivering
a shipment of paper today,

292
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:28,225
but I will also be delivering
you a big shipment of fun!

293
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,728
(Upbeat song playing)

294
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,480
How far is this place?
(Turns off song)

295
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:39,403
Uh, not far at all, but I thought along
the way we could play some sports!

296
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,154
(Laughs)

297
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:42,864
Fun.

298
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,909
Hey, really nice job
in that meeting in there.

299
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,512
Oh, thank you. I don't
know, I still thought...

300
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:48,578
Yeah.

301
00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:50,163
I'm so proud of you, hon.

302
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,457
Oh, I don't know. Okay.

303
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,728
Just curious, though, what do
you have against Pete and Erin?

304
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,088
Well, Andy wrote me a really
nice recommendation letter

305
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,215
for the adoption agency,

306
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,842
so I just felt
like I owed him one.

307
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,301
Pete's a pretty
cool guy, though.

308
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,180
And Andy was
a terrible lover to Erin.

309
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,767
He basically ignored her,
and then left on a boat.

310
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,978
I didn't really
think about it like that.

311
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:17,566
Em, well, not everybody
has what we have.

312
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,069
What we have? Hmm.

313
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,572
I just remembered.

314
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,533
I kissed that man.

315
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,329
Oh, no. Oh, no.

316
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,708
Yes! Fast food.

317
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:38,754
I'll take a burger over a gross
Philly cheese-steak any day.

318
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,106
They have fast food in Philly.

319
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,214
Not like this.

320
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,632
Exactly like this.

321
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:44,342
And your milkshake.

322
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,427
Thank you.

323
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,596
It's 30 degrees out,
you're drinking a milkshake?

324
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,181
Nope.

325
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,891
Fire in the hole!

326
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,684
(Laughing) Yeah!

327
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,979
Now that's what working at
a paper company is all about!

328
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,167
Wait, what are you doing? No,
I need the keys! We have to go!

329
00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:01,961
You just threw a milkshake into a
restaurant where they make minimum wage.

330
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,654
It's a YouTube thing! Let's go,
let's go! Come on. They're coming!

331
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,032
Anyone want to see the video
from Cece's recital?

332
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:10,368
Oh, I would love to,
but I am swamped.

333
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:12,996
That.

334
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:16,124
I'll watch it.
Let's get this over with.

335
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,210
All right, you don't have to...

336
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,796
Let's get this over with, Pam.

337
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,089
Okay.

338
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,174
(Applauding)

339
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,094
Wait, what?

340
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:29,429
Sorry, I'm in a rush
to get back to work.

341
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:33,850
Oh, no! I took a phone call
in the middle of taping

342
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,686
and then when I went to turn it
back on, I must have turned it off.

343
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,481
User error. I've heard it
happens to other people.

344
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:40,607
Oscar, don't rub it in.

345
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,400
I'm sure Pam is
already kicking herself

346
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,861
for choosing a phone
call over her child.

347
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:47,697
Well, it was
an important phone call.

348
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,325
I haven't told anyone here
about the mural yet.

349
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,244
I want Jim
to be the first to know.

350
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:56,915
Whenever I tell him good news,
he's always like "beesly!"

351
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,584
I love that.

352
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,461
The only thing better
than getting the job.

353
00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:03,213
"Beesly!" (chuckles)

354
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,054
Hey. Hello, Peter.

355
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,726
(Machine whirring)

356
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,404
This barely even feels
like a prank anymore.

357
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,781
You missed a spot.
Fire in the hole!

358
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,075
(Car speeding away) Go, go, go!

359
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,787
Ha-ha, yeah,
joke's on you, buddy!

360
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,165
They make you come
back and clean it up.

361
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:43,170
I am sorry that that was so
awkward for you two in that meeting,

362
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:46,590
but I am going to have to
reassemble the youth task force.

363
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,901
Oh, no, I really don't
think that's a good idea.

364
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,970
Well, that is not your call.
I made the decision.

365
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,181
You have no
choice in the matter,

366
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,057
and everybody knows it.

367
00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,269
Well, okay then.

368
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,645
I guess we don't have a choice.

369
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:01,813
Nope.

370
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,190
Erin: Yeah. Peter: Yeah.

371
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,704
Lady”.

372
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,294
You never stop surprising me.

373
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:30,717
(Clears throat)

374
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:32,886
What?

375
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,471
What was that?

376
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,265
Did I just hear you
laughing with glee?

377
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,268
No. I was just
clearing my throat.

378
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:42,687
(Sighs)

379
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,607
Good night. Good night.

380
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:47,317
Night.

381
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,401
Night, creed.

382
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,784
(Cell phone ringing)

383
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,121
Jim: Hey.

384
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,165
So, how's it going?

385
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,668
We lost bridgeport capital.

386
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,895
I have no idea what happened.

387
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,213
It's like everything I did,
he just wouldn't go for it.

388
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,631
Pam: I'm so sorry.

389
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,943
I have no idea where we're
going to come up with this money.

390
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:14,302
We have to work insanely hard
over the next few weeks.

391
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:15,553
(Sighs)

392
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,431
I'm sorry. I feel like you've
already been working insanely hard.

393
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:22,102
Can you figure out how to
upload Cece's dance recital?

394
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,854
I definitely could
use a pick-me-up.

395
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:28,316
(Laughs) Actually,
funny story, I didn't get it.

396
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,360
I shouldn't have been so cocky about
my rectangle-holding skills after all.

397
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,989
You're not serious, are you?

398
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,032
You didn't get
any of the recital?

399
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,159
No, I got the teacher
introducing them,

400
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,953
and then the applause aftennard,

401
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,396
but not so much
of the middle part.

402
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,623
Come on, Pam. Pam!

403
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,250
I asked you if you
could use the phone

404
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,793
and you swore that you knew how.

405
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,713
Yeah, okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sure we can get a copy.

406
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,131
A lot of people were taping it.

407
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:54,759
Oh, great. So we'll see somebody
else's kid with Cece in the background?

408
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,887
I mean, it's really not
that hard to film a video.

409
00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,889
Is there... um. (Chuckles)

410
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,142
You want to ease
up a little bit?

411
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:05,478
Look, Pam, I don't know what
to tell you. I mean, what do I do?

412
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,023
It's gone, that moment's
just gone. I missed it.

413
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,358
I don't know, Jim. Maybe
you should have been there.

414
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,485
You're not serious, right?

415
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,571
I mean, how is that fair?

416
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,824
I'm in Philly, these are my days
in Philly. You've agreed to this.

417
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,576
You know what? I don't think

418
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,053
you want to start
a conversation with me

419
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,370
about what's fair, okay?

420
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,748
This is way more
intense than I ever...

421
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,791
Pam, I'm not
explaining this to you.

422
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,185
Pam, I'm not going
over this again. Jim?

423
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,253
I don't know how
else to... we need you.

424
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,339
I don't know how
else to tell you, okay?

425
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,924
I'm doing everything
I can, every week

426
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,569
to bring home something
for our family. I am... I am...

427
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,179
I am trying to make
everything perfect here, okay,

428
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:41,723
so that you can have
everything that you want.

429
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,184
I'm doing this just for me?
Is that what I'm doing?

430
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,435
I'm doing it just for me?

431
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:49,522
If that's what you think,
then this is a really sad night.

432
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,399
You know what? I got to go.

433
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:52,942
Okay? Yup.

434
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,779
We'll talk tomorrow?

435
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,740
Yup. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

436
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,701
All right, great.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.

437
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:17,175
(Sobbing)

438
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,262
Brian: Hey, are you okay?

439
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,934
What am I doing wrong, bnan?

440
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,537
Nothing. You're doing
the best you can.

441
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,062
Man: (Whispers) Brian.

442
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,897
Give her a minute.

443
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,357
(Sobbing)

444
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,405
It's just a tough
situation, all right?

445
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,865
It's getting tougher.

446
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,327
I just didn't know that
it was going to be this hard.

447
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,495
Yeah.

448
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:49,999
Let's turn the cameras off.
Seriously, guys? Enough. Enough.

449
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:53,878
Pam: Thank you.

450
00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:58,591
Teen 1: Fire in the hole!

451
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:01,136
(Yelling) Teen 2: Go! Go! Go!

452
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,555
(All laughing)

453
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,016
Teen 1: Lnailed that guy!
(Laughing)

454
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:09,352
And replay.

455
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:12,939
Teen 1: Fire in the hole!

456
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,357
(Yelling)

457
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,317
Teen 2: Go! Go! Go!

458
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,070
Teen 1: Lnailed that guy!
(Laughing)

459
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:20,363
(Sighs)

460
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,450
I'm going to miss
the paper business.